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176,999 I'm frustrated, because he loves me but he won't give me the one thing I need to let myself love him back: official. fucking. commitment.



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176,998 I WANT TO MAKE MYSELF "HAPPY" BUT HUBBY IS HOME. I DESPERATELY NEED HIM TO GO OUT WITH THE KIDS.



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176,997 My wife is looking for a new husband. She has started taking yoga classes, running classes, karate classes - anything where she thinks she'll meet men. You know what started this off? Her sister's husband was promoted. He makes a bunch of money. I'm still in my same old lowly job. This annoys my wife. She feels she can do better and find a more financially successful husband. So much for love huh.



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176,996 I love and hate that he still loves me.



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176,995 How completely inappropriate for former President Bill Clinton to meet with the Attorney General about his wife's pending case. Shockingly inappropriate! If his wife is elected President, she could guarantee the Attorney General's job. What a huge conflict of interest for that meeting to have happened, both on Clinton's part and the Attorney General.

I DO NOT TRUST THE CLINTONS. NOT ONE BIT!



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176,994 For the fourth of July celebrations the President of the USA is again apologising to the world. He announced that about 100 innocent civilians were killed in US drone strikes in the Middle East .It is laughable -this is a war. What about all the innocent Christians who are being slaughtered by  "peaceful" Muslims there. What about westerners being killed and maimed by "peaceful" Muslims in Europe and the USA .This does not count because they are not Muslims? Where in the Bible is there a verse telling Christian to kill  people who do not believe as you do? This President is an embarrassment to this country. Everybody else's life is more important than Americans lives . Happy Birthday America from your President!



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176,993 3 hours until my MRI for the tumor... Hoping that it is nothing but a fatty one that they can remove as soon as possible..  Putting it in all in Gods hands.



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176,992 I saw an old friend on a news website. She looked stunning. Such presence. Even a simple JPG fails to miss it.  I tell ya, this woman could be somebody. She should go into politics.



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176,991 Just write me already ......



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176,990 My heart hurts...



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176,989 I was driving from a clinic where I often work listening to Ryan Bingham on my phone. The song Top Shelf Drug came on and played for the duration. Of course, listening to him reminds me of the thousands of miles we logged together , but this song really describes you to me.

You're like heroine to me. The withdrawals aren't as bad as they used to be, but I still crave you and would take you back in a heartbeat if only you'd have me.  

Some days are harder than others.

I doubt I'll ever recover from you ....



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176,988 Live a long, fresh and wonderful life. Be happy.



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176,987 Fuck.  So I met this married woman and we were starting to get to know each other.  We connected in so many ways.  I am married, too, but there are reasons I am looking.  I haven't slept with her yet but we were planning on tonight but she backed out at the last minute.

So we went to a bar instead.  We were sitting outside, having a drink, when she looks over her shoulder and freezes.  A guy comes up and introduces himself and shakes my hand, sits, and then leaves.  Her husband.  Fuck.

Easy choice, I tell her to go to her husband.  He got in his car an looked like he was going to drive away.  He parked next to her.  She went and talked to him.

By chance I drove a different car than usual today.  I got out of the bar and went out the back, walked a few blocks and got dinner.  I came back more than an hour later and he was pulling out.  She was in her car, rolling the windows down.  I happened to be parked in front of her, but she had never seen this car before.

She saw me, I said I was sorry, she blew me a kiss and I got out of there.  Now I am wondering if she was a P.I. working with this guy.  Who knows?  Her reaction was spotless; perfect.  There is about a 10% chance it was all a set up.  Who knows, but the future.

This means he either followed her via her phone or had a key logger on the computer.  He didn't follow her in, I don't think.  Hmmm.

Be careful.  Be very, very careful.



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176,986 I made you laugh today and I could hear you smiling when we talked tonight. It really is the best feeling in the world to do "sweet" things for you and know they bring you joy!



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176,985 I'm suddenly pro israel. amazing how someone can turn a mind around with half a sentence.



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176,984 This is really weird and i dont know what  to think of it.Something weird happens each time I get a new girlfriend.  A few months into the relationship there will be an experience in which we are in bed... all of a sudden she wakes up to see 3 tall mantis like creatures in the room. She would go to wake me up but only to no longer see me in the bed.... they would grab her and take her outside to a light in the sky and that would be it.

Happens each and every time since high school.  I'm 30 now.  I've had 5 serious relationships and it's happened in each one.  I never remember anything though.....

what the fuck is happening to me



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176,983 My wife dresses in appropriately. We have house guests. My wife will wear a very long white sleeveless tshirt as pajamas. No offense, I think they are called guinea t shirts. She wears nothing underneath. The shirt covers her private parts by an inch. Any kind of reaching motion and I can see her pussy. Also When she raises he arm, her entire side boob is visible. I'm sure the visiting husband loves it. But it's not appropriate.



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176,982 977...he's conditioned you to be that way out of his need for his own convenience. I too, am in the same boat so to speak. Mine can't even be bothered to have a conversation with me when he's watching something on tv yet he'll go outside after and talk to the neighbors or other friends. I don't even feel like I'm his girlfriend anymore and if i appear to be angry with him or I'm not responding to him the way he wants, then he'll give me a little attention. But it's only for him. It's so frustratingly stupid how he treats me. So yeah..I have a plan b and if he doesn't straighten up and fly right after I talk to him about it, it won't include him.



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176,981 I have picked my nose and flicked the booger at a passing car.



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176,980 My neighbor's house is in foreclosure. Couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole.



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176,979 I hate when a guy pursues me and then I end up liking him a lot, and then he goes cold.  What is that?



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176,978 I live with my elderly aunt and uncle to care for them. They have mobility issues and their house is on a hill. I would really love to get a place of my own again, because I am more of an introvert. Except when I bring up the subject, she guilt trips me into staying. How about hard things would be without me here.

Now she has two daughters and one son. My cousin, the son, is a disgusting piece of shit. He has incredibly poor hygiene and thinks it is "cool" to act like an asshole.

The oldest daughter, Jean, has two sons. Last year, shit blew up. Her youngest son, her clear favorite, molested my other cousin's son. The favorite was 14 at the time and his cousin was 5. I fully support my cousin whose son is a victim.

Court proceedings have finally begun. The DA and detective believe the victim who is now 15. My aunt is worried about how horrible this is for my abuser nephew, because he has children. She claims now his children will be taken away from him. She has zero sympathy for the victim.

Why? Abuser has babies she can play with. She caters to them so they will bring the babies over for her to spend time with. It's really so disgusting that the time spent playing with babies is more important than supporting her grandson that was sexually abused by her other grandson.

She keeps trying to make me be a part of these visits. I say nothing and stay out of it. However, it is hard for me to look at the abuser and be cordial.

Ugh. Yeah. I'm apartment hunting now. I need out of this disgusting madness.



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176,977 In my attempt to be more healthy and give my boyfriend the "space" he kept pushing for and to spare him the conversations about things I am struggling with since he would not respond at all (even though I made sure to keep it brief, just the facts and only what was relevant to him), I detached myself a bit. I got to where I didn't crave sex every day like before, I no longer needed cuddles to fall asleep, I even managed to get to where I no longer felt that his input or encouragement during my struggles was something I needed. He's happy to be released of that and is carefree now. Unfortunately, I am now disinterested in him. I feel no connection and if I could qualify to keep this apartment without him, I would. The same thing happened with my former husband and the boyfriend before him. Damn.



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176,976 i should have known how my day was going to be .....

5am i wake up to let dogs out....open up my bedroom door, big black lab comes in plops his ass at the foot of the bed and instantly goes to sleep.   1yr old lab hears me shuffling about, she grabs her frisbee and gives me the look...ok fucker lets go play...we head to the back door of the house and then step in with both feet a huge pile of dog puke complete with a half eaten hot dog, some un-chewed pizza rolls ... so now i have puke soaked feet,  it takes me 15 mins to clean this mess up all along im gagging at this site...i get cleaned up and head back to bed....i log into work and find out there will only be 5 of us today and our normal work group consists of 15....yeah  that was a bad omen...



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176,975 Yes the first time with someone shouldn't be period sex.  I always thought period sex should be with your boyfriend and he's not my boyfriend.



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176,974 My wife wears molded bras that make it look like she has boobs. It's fake. She has no boobs. When I first met her I remember thinking what nice curves she has. It was the first of her many deceptions.



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176,973 There is nothing wrong with period sex. However, not the first time with someone, that's a little awkward.



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176,972 My girlfriend is a pathological liar. She told me yesterday she fucked another guy. I cant even believe that. She says he put it in once then passed out. I might believe that. Her vagina is poison.
Lying is her Heroin.



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176,971 You can't keep a good man down. More importantly, why would you want to?



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176,970 If it wasn't for my right hand, I'd have no sex at all.  Married for 16 years.  I was lied to.



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176,969 Reagan did not seem like a nice man. W has that sliminess from getting to where he has gotten for no good reason. Bill is way too smarmy.



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176,968 I think Hillary doesn't have a very good personality. She seems pushy, know-it-all, and unlikable. Obama seems nice. Bill Clinton seems nice. Both Bush were nice. Reagan was nice. Carter was nice. EVeryone was nice. But Hillary, eww.



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176,967 I have period sex but we do it while standing in the shower. It's fun. It's different. And cleanup isn't a problem.



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176,966 I'm a generation x-er. The baby boomers in my life talk about their deaths like it's no big deal. They would never say stuff like this around the younger generations, but they talk about dying like it's a trip to the grocery. I've learned to take it in stride, realizing this is how the talk about death to each other, and now us....because we're next.



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176,965 There's nothing wrong with period sex. Take a shower after to clean each other up. 47/m



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176,964 My friend just had her daughter and her husband is a douche and left her alone at the hospital with their new born. It drives me nuts how uncaring he is!

Her family is watching their son he has two weeks of paid leave and she is alone in labor and delivery dazed off her mind off pain meds and hes at home playing vedio games. What the fuck. I have to work 14 hour shifts the next few days. I won't be off in time to do anything for her. Her family brought her son by but aside from the first day shes had no guest, no visitors...its fucking sad man.



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176,963 Breaking the codependency is the best thing ever. I am truly grateful for your departure.  True happiness is happening now.



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176,962 I hate Someone.



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176,961 I should have kept the dog we brought back from Mexico. At least I would have had one happy thing left over from our marriage ...



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176,960 i swear you were conceived through anal sex, because there is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.



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176,959 you punishing punitive prick. you have no idea how much i hate you right now. and no...it is nowhere near the line that is always spoken of...between love and hate. it's.......just hate.
i pity whoever your wife and child turn out to be.



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176,958 I was supposed to meet up with this guy I'm talking to. We were gonna meet and then see where it goes...maybe hook up, our conversations have been hot.  But I got my period.  This sucks.  I really wanted to meet up with him.  This may be the only time in a while we can.



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176,957 Human nature, the power of the ego, it's just scary.

I saw a woman and her children jump into a lake and start swimming. I came rushing over and pointed out the water was just treated with pesticides a few hours earlier and she and her family should get out of the water immediately.

Her ego wouldn't allow for someone telling her what to do. It wouldn't allow for her making a mistake. So in response she insisted she and her children would be just fine in the water.

I made my point again. She got nasty saying I should "go to hell" and she loves this lake and no one will tell her she should get out. She then instructed her children to suck the water in their mouths and spit it at me on the dock.

Hard to believe I was talking to an adult.

I gave up. Fine. Swim in the toxic water. Have your children drink the water. Hopefully in a few years you will all be dead and the problem of asshole people on the planet will be one step closer to a solution.



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176,956 Side note: I'm so bored!



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176,955 Technology is ruining humanity.
Einstein talked about a day where humanity will surpass its technology.... That day is far away and longed for by this poet.



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176,954 Amanda,  a haiku for you:

Do your boobs hang low?
Drooping cheesy underside
Put those things away



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176,953 Actual conversation with my wife.

ME: When you were out, you got a phone call, it was-

HER, CUTTING ME OFF: Who was it? Who was it? Was it Sarah? Is the party off? I knew it. I knew it!! Now we have no place to go on Saturday night. Damn it! We should go to the movies. And dinner. We should go to the new Italian restaurant before the movies. Or maybe after the movies? No, before the movies. We'll see more people if we go before the movies. I'll need new shoes though. I was going to wear my new black pumps to the party, but I can't wear them to an Italian restaurant. No one would be caught dead wearing black pumps to an Italian restaurant. I'm thinking tan flats. That's what I need. I have to go back out now. I have to go back to the Mall. There are two stores that sell quality tan flats. I don't like one of the sales girls though. She's snippy. If she's there I'll go to the other store. Can you put dinner together for the kids-

ME: Um, wait, the phone call was from the dentist confirming your teeth cleaning appointment for tomorrow.

HER: Oh, well why didn't you say so? You should have told me! You're so rude not to tell me!

This is like every conversation with her. She cuts me off before I can speak. She rambles on about some fictitious problem. She gets herself worked into a tizzy. And then when I finally get to clear it up, it's somehow my fault.



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176,952 Maybe he still thinks about you all the time and he was just trying to ease the pain of losing you, # foreverdevestated.

Sometimes, that seems like the logical thing to do for a man.  It doesn't work though.  The particular person I know still wishes he could be with his ex, but she left him a few months ago and she told him to "move on". So, he tried, but he's still in love with her.  #onlylove



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176,951 I know a family that goes to the gun shooting range together. Awww, how sweet. Mom, Dad and the children all get their guns out and shoot things. Now that's love...

(Actually, I think it's sick.)



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176,950 All lawn tools are now disposable. Buy one, use it for a few months. It falls apart so I have to buy another. This is how our country hopes to maintain it's stance as the #1 nation.  Manufacture junk. Essentially steal money from the consumers. Make a short term profit and hope the customers forget.



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176,949 I always initiate. She has never done it once. Not only that, since I initiate, she orgasms first. Which is fine. Except if it's night time she then falls asleep. If it's daytime, she says she can't waste any more time and she better get up because she has things to do. Meaning, day or night, so often I get nothing.



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176,948 As long as you place your own happiness on the shoulders of another you will suffer.
This will make whomever you are with feel stifled and no matter how hard you try to win their love all you will end up doing is pushing them away.
Be happy on your own first then you will attract the same.



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176,947 i think the thing that makes me feel the most desperate and hopeless, is that while he is out there hot on the trail of finding dates to find his new and possibly lifetime love, i just really don't want to ever be…with anyone else .  :(   he's already broken our fidelity bond...and thoughts of it torture me in a way nothing else ever has.  i can do the meet and greet, the conversation,  the flirting. even shared activities might be even more enjoyable in some aspects.but when it comes to things intimate, revealing my inner self and secrets, even kissing and eventually being sensual/sexual, i just really cannot picture it. i know i likely will be all that with someone else eventually, at least i think so.   but i know when i do, that first time i find myself in that intimate situation with another..other than him. i might play the role, but inside, no matter how far I've come in my healing , my heart, my soul will be rebreaking :(   how will i hold at bay the tears? in that moment ? as my heart is shredded in that way ? ever? i am so lost. #foreverdevestaed



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176,946 "Let's get this over with," said my wife my wife as we were starting sex....



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176,945 I've always had this feeling deep down that I would die on Christmas



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176,944 We're both only 27, only been together for what.. 5 months now? It started out great. He couldn't barely keep his hands or eyes off me, he called me pretty and beautiful, we had sex all the time. Then I moved in with it. I didn't want to. I had no where else to go (long story with the ex and him kicking me out of our house by throwing all of my belongs out in the yard while it was raining because I took my cat.  Yes, mine, not ours). Now he won't even barely touch me, let alone look at me. He defiantly does not call me beautiful. We have sex once a week and he does not care if I cum (which I never do anymore). No work up, no foreplay. All pain for me.


I considered leaving him (dnt I deserved to be treated like they actually care for me? And lucky to have me? And can't keep their hands or eyes off of me? Even if it's not love yet, I want to be loved. when it gets to that point. don't I deserve that? Or am I just to shitty of a person and this is my karma?) and have been saving money up to do so but then I found out that I'm pregnant. Just right around 9 weeks. Yes, out once a week's got me pregnant. I honestly never thought it was not possible. I have cried myself to sleep over not being able to have babies. It has gotten to where I cant stand to see babies and kids in public because it just kills me inside. I mean I'm so terribly over the moon and terrified to death that something, anything could go terribly wrong. Now I don't know what to do? Stay in a relationship where I am so terribly unhappy and unsatisfied so we can do this baby thing together? I just don't want our (mine) unhappiness to effect our baby. Or leave him and go that route? Either way I know hes excited to be a father and id never keep him out of my babies life.

I always manage to get myself in fucked situations.



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176,943 I just met a really great person. I'm afraid to date them because I have an std.



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176,942 I know quite a few beautiful women and they're just delightful to be around, but I find I really just love slutty, trashy women, so long as they're intelligent.  

I suppose it'll be my undoing eventually , but those are the ones who rock my world.  

I guess we all have our quirks.



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176,941 For the first time in many a year I feel like taking my own life is the only way to go. I am not speaking out of despair or sadness, just a clear-as-crystal certainty that it is the only solution.

And that is frightening.



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176,940 I build bridges just to burn them



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176,939 I had an egg carton in my fridge with 3 eggs left. I knew this for a fact. I opened the fridge to make scrambled eggs for my son and myself and there were 2 egg cartons on top off each other. The carton on the bottom had 2 eggs and the one on the top was full. I was surprised and turned to my husband and said "You bought eggs. Thank you." He said he didn't buy eggs. He also said he didn't eat the one egg that was missing from the original carton. I know for a fact that I didn't eat that egg or buy a new carton. I even went so far as to check my last grocery receipt to make sure I didn't forget that I bought eggs. Also if I had, I would have put the carton with fewer eggs on top. It's just what I do.

I seriously think somebody may have come into our house and taken an egg then gave us a whole carton of new eggs to make up for it. I know that sounds crazy. But I don't have another explanation.



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176,938 I have a really good memory for things I hear. I usually remember conversations word for word. When I was in school and I wrote exams, I would just think back to what the teacher said in class and write it down word for word. Sometimes my husband will watch tv shows and I will come in and recite the next line and he will ask me "how many times have you seen this?"  The answer is usually "once, 10-15 years ago."

But I have a horrible visual memory. If I've only met you a few times I won't recognize you. Sometimes even if I've met you several times I still won't recognize you. I can't picture anybody's face clearly unless they're in front of me. I also get lost constantly and take forever to learn my way around because I don't recognize anything.

Weird. Hopefully I won't ever need to do a police sketch or pick somebody out of a lineup for a criminal investigation.



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176,937 I never had a good relationship with anyone in my family. I was always invisible. All of a sudden I exist.... that spongebob meme with Patrick going 'who are you people?!' Comes to mind...



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176,936 Good luck with your tumour results - I was in the same position myself a few weeks ago and I know how hard to not-knowing can be! I am rooting for you to get positive news so you can move on with your life. Please let us know how it goes - I'll be keeping everything crossed for you :)



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176,935 This week I will find out if my tumor is cancerous or non cancerous..



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176,934 Guy here. This sounds whacko, but I once got fucked in the a-hole by a guy at the beach. We were in the dunes and there was poison ivy everywhere. I ended up with poison ivy on my legs and oddly enough on my a-hole sphincter muscle. It itched like a mother fucker. Somehow though the sphincter must be part of the same nerve network as my prostate. So for the next week as I had no choice but to scratch the itch back there, it sent orgasmic shivers through my balls. It was incredible. Unlike a normal orgasm which last for 10 seconds and is over, the scratching pleasure lasted for as long as I could take it. I'd lay in my bed and poke my finger in there for a hour. Pure delight. Maybe the sex world has never figured this out, buy yea, poison ivy on the sphincter is an incredible high.



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176,933 There's always big drama before the Olympics. Will they finish the train stations on time? Will the stadium be ready?

They make a big fuss out of it, and then they always finish.

I kinda wish for once it wouldn't be ready. All those tourists with no trains to get them to the events in stadiums with no seats. It would be funny.



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176,932 I like not texting my boyfriend as much as texting him. he starts missing me and always show interest. one night i went out with my cousin and didnt tell him about it, and he was a bit worried even. how is it normal then that he doesnt always tell me where he is going. idk, it just gives me a powerful feeling and lets me relax a bit. which in the long term is good for our relationship:)
*dont mind the mistakes, im on my phone and dont feel like it..



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176,931 really? you don't regret it? because by fucking her you were "getting on with your life" ?  that  is sad. sad that is the manner in which you needed to prove that.  i hope it was horrible. i hope it will always be horrible. good to see though that your small penis is not holding you back from going forward. bravo! you are certainly a bigger prick than your prick!



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176,930 Maybe you are sleep walking?



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176,929 I had a pretty hot dream about him the other night. I won't pursue anything with him because I don't want the drama of his child's mother in my life. It was a pleasant dream though.



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176,928 chicken and the egg quandary. I got fat after my husband lost interest in me. I wasn't getting any so I just ate. But now I have a lover who loves to fuck me silly, fat and all. Keep your porn and fapping it out in the bathroom. Meanwhile I am having amazing hot sex!



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176,927 I feel like a shitty mom because I never got or get professional photos done of my kids. Most, if not all, of my friends have and do. I don't know why this bothers me so much yet I change nothing. I take pictures of them in real life doing things they love but, it still bothers me that I never got them ones like that. It's completely irrational to say I'm a shitty mom for that but, I can't help but feel like I fucked up. I hate having a mental illness.



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176,926 I have pretty much stopped having sex with my wife.  Here is why, in no particular order:

1) She has become enormously fat.  Not just heavy - Obese.  Like 5Ɔ" and 190 lbs fat.  

2) She has terrible hygiene.  Only showers about every other day.  I'm not going down on that box after 2 days of sweating it out!

3) I have been having a much harder time getting and maintaining erections.  The real problem with that is that because of my trouble getting it up, by the time I do get hard, I'm already close to cumming, so I only last a few seconds.  I'm not sure if that's because of #1 & 2  or just my age.  

3a)  I used to be able to cum multiple times and stay hard - like 2-3 cums per session.  Because of #3, I cant do that anymore, so it usually one and done. Not very satisfying for either of us.

4) I have actually come to prefer jerking off to internet porn.  Videos. chat rooms, ect.  I think I might be addicted.  Now I'm not sure what if any connection this has to # 1-3.  Is this caused #1-3, or is it a symptom of #1-3?  I don't know, but the truth is that the sex has become boring in real life and I have a lot less trouble getting it up for the pron than my wife.  

Not sure what that's all about... but there it is.

M/ 49



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176,925 There's this cute young manager at a local Costco I go to.  I first noticed her seven months ago when we flirted a few times in the checkout line.  I think she lost interest, because she doesn't even make eye contact much with me anymore.  She's probably half my age anyway and I figure girls like her have better things to do than flirt with a guy in his 40s.

But I've noticed that if she sees me come into the Costco by myself and without my wife and kids, she'll move herself to work the express lane.  If I'm there by myself, I always go through the express lane because I'm only getting a few items.  If I'm there with my wife, I'll see her pop up from behind the front desk to a checkout line next to us.  Yesterday, she moved herself to work the line that my wife and I were on.  She's always smiling at me and my kids.

It can't be a coincidence that she's always popping up in my checkout line right when I get there, so maybe she has a passing interest in me.  But I thought it's unfair that as a manager at Costco, she sees my club card, knows my name and my wife's name, and from that can find out my information in their database and many things about me online.  All I knew about her was her first name and first initial of her last name.  I decided to change this inequality, but it was tough.  I found the local Costco page on Facebook, found a post that had a lot of likes, went through the friends lists of the people who liked the post, and after an hour, found her.

Now I know she's 22, graduated high school in 2012, made the honor roll a lot, does some modeling for fun, lives near the airport with her mom, and it appears she works at Costco full time.  That satisfied my curiosity.  Now we're even and know things about eaxch other.



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176,924 Husbands, boyfriends- fuck your significant others. Just a word of advice



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176,923 Sometimes when I wake up in the mornings, my body feels like I've been in a fight or my legs feel like I've run a marathon...the weirdest is when my vag feels like I've been fucked all night.  Is my body being used while I'm asleep???



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176,922 A church in my town recruits local wealthy kids each summer to built homes for needy families in Appalachia.

This sounds like a lovely idea.

But I have to scratch my head.  24 families in my town are being evicted from their homes here because they are too poor to pay their taxes.

So why are this town's rich kids helping out the people in Appalachia? What about helping you neighbors here?



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176,921 Someone borrowed $5,000 from me for a medical emergency. She hasn't paid me back a dime. Yet I see she's wearing plenty of new clothes. Can people really be so low? I'm questioning if she had a medical emergency at all and if I'm ever going to get paid back.



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176,920 I have a lover I call Melonhead... I love him more than anything in the world. And I love giving him head.



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176,919 I've had it with these small town hicks. Rebel flags and Trump stickers galore with NRA logos on their hats.

Soon. I'll have a more intelligent zip code.



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176,918 I know someone competing in the Olympic Trials. Sounds great. Good for him.

Except...

I'm told he didn't qualify in the standard channel for our area.  He comes from big money. No problem for his rich family to send him to a 2nd event not in our area.

He didn't qualify again.  On to a 3rd event... and a 4th...

In the end he tried to qualify 13 times before finally making it.

Nothing against the kid. But it seems wrong to me. Families with wealth can afford to keep sending their kids to qualifying events.

But poor families?  No way.  

Life is just "more fair" for the wealthy.



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176,917 My wife's three pregnancies were the happiest time in our marriage.  For a long time I thought it was the growing life inside her, making us a family.  I realized later it was that we were fucking 5-7 times a week because she was horny all of the time.

I miss those days..

M/45 3 kids



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176,916 My husband wont touch me because hes afraid my water will break on his dick. How immature.

Im pretty sure its because Im like 39 weeks pregnant. But like I have never ever ever been horney or needy like this in my god damn life.

This is my second pregnancy to make it to term. My last if the c section and tubal ligation go as planned thank god.

I have never ever ever in my life been so fucking horney and needy,

What the hell is wrong with me? I thought pregnancy was supposed to take away your sex drive it has for every other woman I know. Ive never wanted my husband more.

He isnt even about it. What gives? Am i just that un attractive?



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176,915 At work, I'm the boss.  At home, I'm ignored.  What I really want is to love someone completely, and have her dominate me.  I would love to be relieved of the burden of making every fucking decision.  For the right woman, I would do anything.



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176,914 After the widespread use of birth control, the overall hormonal composition in the average woman has changed. Girly men get laid as much if not more than big, burly Men.



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176,913 Home ownership is NOT all everyone thinks it is. I am in an old money pit of a house, needing constant work, constant money and upkeep, and all the while my friend is in a 3 bedroom apartment, for less then what I am paying in mortgage, never has crappy yard work, has a pool, tennis courts, and a connection to a golf resort. He walks his dog, sits by the pool and relaxes on Saturday, while I cut the shitty grass, pull the weeds and listens to the asshole neighbors scream at each other. Whats worse is now I think how much that new upstairs bathroom remodel is going to cost me.



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176,912 I love to taste my wife's juice on another man's finger.



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176,911 To the girl that thinks she has it made with my boyfriend. Good luck with that! He will do the same thing to you he did to me! Just wait you ugly, chunky, idiot! He likes them to be less better looking than him because then they don't get attention from other men! That did't work in our relationship. See??? Quit bragging!



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176,910 I can't take the lies and diapperances, especially every other Friday. My daughter deserves better than you, so does YOUR daughter! You live with her and barely see her because you are always out at the bars trolling for new trolls. I deserve better than you! That was proven Saturday night! I may be an older women, but I still look really good and many men notice me! You know that since you spent last weekend staring down the men that were staring at me. The young hottie even seemed to be challenging you! Ha! You think you are so sneaky! PI's are way better at that than you are! Good luck living your sorry life and ignoring your motherless daughter! Good luck with all those nasty women you find in bars! Good luck with everything! I will be gone from this place in 4 years! You will still be here and I have a feeling you will still be single and still trolling the dive bars looking for trolls! I will have reached my goals and my daughter will be reaching hers! You...will still be here, screwing over your life and your daughters! This is what you seem to want, so you now have it! My place is going to be so cute and a welcome get away from guys like you!



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176,909 A long history of experience has taught me that some of the most depraved humans are the ones who hide behind "God".
It's why I don't feel comfortable in any church anymore.
I can feel evil; not such a "gift" in today's world.
Believe me, the wicked ones are very tricky.  Taken me a lifetime to finally come to grips with it.
I fear nothing but it does rub off and usually leaves me feeling exhausted.



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176,908 Some of your poetry was actually good.



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176,907 I told my cousin that I bought a Pre-K book for her daughter (my niece). She said thanks, and if I could please buy more for her daughter because she has no money.

Hell no! That's your job, Ma. I love those little girls, but they aren't my children.

Sorry. Lol



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176,906 A girl at church came on to me and the next thing I know I am on top of her at her house with my dick spraying inside her pussy. She was blushing and ducking her eyes with her big tits jiggling back and forth as I pumped and pumped but it wasn't what I wanted -- it was what she wanted. But I let my dick lead me and as I pulled out of her she spread her legs grunted and pushed the cum out of her pussy and let me watch it slide down her ass onto the leather couch. I left  not long after and felt really guilty.



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176,905 When I was a kid, I would sit in my bedroom, listening to my father beating my mother.  She would scream, and the walls would shake.  No family member ever stopped this.



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176,904 Gosh, I wish people could just wear what they like and not have to be subjected to the judgemental toxicity of others. The world's shitty enough as it is, are you really adding more gripe into the world for what? They look somewhat off the norm? Seriously? Their hairstyle isn't manly enough? It's hair. It doesn't affect you in any way.
People need to stop that crap. You're an adult. Be happy they found something they like, even if you don't like it personally. Simple pleasures like how we wear our hair or how many creams we put in our morning coffee are the only things some people have.

Just be nice. The world is ugly enough.



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176,903 17896--- sunscreen is one of the biggest hoaxes ever perpetrated by the cosmetic/health industry. Skin cancer is by and large mostly genetic. And sunscreen can absolutely give you cancer. How ironic is that?

F/45/ Cancer Researcher



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176,902 Everyday I pray for my mother to die a peaceful death. Her mental condition makes her do things that have people basically giving her a wide berth. She's miserable, she's mean, but she can also be kind and childlike. When she's childlike it makes me sad because she doesn't understand why no one talks to her except me.
When she's not I wish anyone besides me was responsible for her.
But mostly I wish her dead.
I know that's wrong of me but it would solve so many problems for her and me.



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176,901 176898, Same with those stupid "man buns"!  There is NOTHING manly about them and they look ridiculous.  Have some male co-workers who think they are the shit for wearing them.  They have no idea know how the female co-workers laugh at them behind their backs because they look so girly.



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176,900 To this day my grown kids all drink water solely and eat healthy..why?  Because I used reverse psychology back in the day and never kept anything from them.
But I did tell them WHY certain things were good for them and why junk food was bad.
I remember showing them an article about how coca cola can clean a carburetor and that's pretty much all it took.



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