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177,099 People, stop talking to yourself in the library. You come across as a deranged lunatic.



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177,098 Happy Birthday P. H. T. I love you and miss you still.  I hope you're happy now.

I wish I could have seen you one more time even for one last , long kiss goodnight.  

Love A. M. T.



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177,097 I despise myself. I wish I had the courage to just disappear so I could stop being an unwelcome burden on the people I care about. I wish I had the strength to join a humanitarian organisation and live in Syria or someplace equally devastated where I could help make a difference and do something positive. But I'm too weak and cowardly. I despise myself.



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177,096 What you see of TRUMP is what you get. There are no secrets.He loves women and have been married three times.He is a wise guy and full of himself but he is honest. He loves America and uses his own money to get elected.
How can Hillary make any decision that is good for the USA? She owes EVERYONE favours.
Get rid of those career politicians and give them term limits .8 years in DC and then back home....It should be a service to your country and not a career Democrats as well as Republicans.This shit must stop.
America and American first. No apologies to the rest of the world like Obama did over and over.
Illegal aliens back home. Canada does it as well as every other sane country but here it is  racism.... What bullshit!
America was built on immigration and we all are all immigrants but follow the law to come here legal.If families are split- tough- you should have thought about that before you came here illegally . Many parents or kids where sent back to Europe  if they were lame of could not see or had any other defect.Life is not fair.
Think before you vote this Novemmber.



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177,095 I don't know why my mind picks at the few things that are negative in my life. For example, I just had an amazing weekend. I went to see one of my favorite bands live on Friday (crossed that off the bucket list actually), went across the state the next day to do production work (which is a nice change because my 9-5 is an office job), and spent the 4th of July with good friends, cute kids, and wine.

But what does my mind focus on? The fact that I'm a messy person, that people must hate me for it. Or that they must hate the fact that I often have excuses for my behavior, or think that I'm a know-it-all because i spit random factoids about stuff. My enthusiasm must get annoying sometimes. I smell bad often.

I'm just now realizing these are all things I hate about myself, minus the enthusiasm part. Huh.



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177,094 I enjoy anal sex but only if the man has a small penis.



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177,093 Alimony is bull crap. How utterly biased. The wife does shit while married. She goes to parties and offers no sex. She has the good life.

It gets so bad the guy has to divorce her. And then what happens? He has to pay her so she can keep right on partying.

How is that fair? I understand why a husband kills his wife. Sometimes the biatch deserves it.



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177,092 I've had a few employees over the years who told me I didn't thank them enough for the work they do.

Assholes Pricks.

How about that paycheck of yours? That's my way of saying thank you. Don't like that? You a momma's boy and you need you momma to soothe you and give you a gold star every time you color in the lines. Well fuck you.

Newsflash: You're an adult now. Get over it. Or get the fuck out of my department.



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177,091 I know my mom loves me.
But it hurts so much when she judges me.
She pretty much thinks I'm a rotten person.
I've made mistakes, but I'm not inherently bad.
She made me. Half of me is her.
You'd think she would see that part of me reflects upon her.
I try so hard to forgive her instead of resenting her, but she doesn't make it easy. I fear she'll never meet me halfway.
She has forgotten about things she said and did that traumatized me. Her choices shaped me as a person, and she doesn't even remember.
And yet, after everything, I'm still the failure.
I'm the disappointment.
Sometimes I want to drop her from my life.
But that's my mom.
So I'll just keep working on that forgiveness thing and hope for the best. I'm not going to hold out for an apology though.



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177,090 I think fireworks are annoying.



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177,089 this girl made me fuck her and i cummed inside her. boy did that suck. a few seconds of cumming for nothing.



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177,088 you think you're so so smart asshole. no. no you actually aren't.  you are not always right about what is housed within my intentions nor to you truly know my heart. i know you're trolling on the dating sites and it's kind of pathetic. there should be a registry for domestic abusers.
and you say I'm supposed to feel guilty? about the possibility you might not pass your exam ? that is completely absurd. you are the one who procrastinated. you are the one who wasted your own time doing this and that and anything but study. you are the one who complicated your own life by needed to date and then fuck someone else to prove what a great big man you are and that you can get out there and find someone more suitable to abuse and confuse and ruin. you "think you can do better".ha! good luck with that. you may fool people for a very long time that you're a "nice" guy...but you're not. you are abusive, cruel, spiteful and supremely selfish. you are the most insecure person i have ever known, and that includes me! haha you have an ok job with some potential of a future, and a pretty car, and other than that, you pretty much just have," asshole" going for ya. i loved something i saw posted here a few days back it read, "your parents must have conceived you via anal sex, because otherwise there is no way you could be so much of an asshole, it's almost unnatural" or something to that affect. classic! and so so fitting for you! keep trolling sweetheart. I'm sure there is some unsuspecting sweet girl out there you can fool for awhile until you completely ruin her self esteem and mental health. God protect any children you have. i cannot even.....imagine their fate :( you should present on the first date, with a warning label.



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177,087 Why shouldn't you? Just call them if you love them. Let them know it. Life really is to short.



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177,086 I am traveling alone to a foreign country for the last few days. I've been fraught with minor inconveniences and simply cannot wait for it to be 24 hours from now so I can begin the long journey home. I can't believe how whiny about this I am, I don't want to burden my friends with this complaining so I'm posting here. I thought I'd like traveling alone. It turns out, I don't.



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177,085 Miss you...love you...though I shouldn't



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177,083 Regarding the hot 30 year old woman who can't get a second date. Unfortunately I can predict the future for some unfortunate sap who will end up with her completing the circle of cave cabin. Today I bet  she is dating good looking alpha males who once they detect craziness are confident enough to quickly move on knowing there are plenty of fish in the sea. Somewhere between the age of 30-35 and too many disappointments in her eyes, she will set her sights on an acceptable beta male. He may be rich, have a great job, but not confident or experienced with women and never successful in the realm of dating. She will be his succubus. He will be infatuated with her, not believing this beautiful woman is in "love" with him and will rationalize away the never ending signs of craziness and manipulation. Marriage will follow and soon there after another miserable soul will be posting here about how he never could imagine the hell this woman has brought into his life.



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177,082 I'm going to break my heart tomorrow for the sake of telling the truth....



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177,081 I'm in no way prepared for it. I'm not even with a man I'd want to do this with... But I want to have a baby. Luckily, I'm smart enough to not try. But I'd be lying if I said I'd be unhappy if I found out that I was.



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177,080 Im not supposed to love him but I do. He is kind and caring and very interesting. We can goof around and have intellectual talks as well. There's just something about him. I don't know if he loves me or not, but it doesn't matter. Loving him is a privilege...



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177,079 When is it an appropriate time to tell your bf that you have an std? I haven't slept with him



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177,078 Remember, crazy in the head, crazy in bed...!



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177,077 I tend to think of the Civil War when I'm at a fireworks display. I close my eyes and imagine I'm in between the lines at Shiloh, while the gunboats shell the field with their massive siege guns. Some soldiers reported that it was the worst night of their lives as the shells randomly exploded over and around them.
I sit there with my eyes closed, often crying, thinking about the misery of war.



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177,076 I live in a neighborhood of alphas all trying to outdo one another during the entire week leading up till today with their ability to spend good money on something that lasts all of 1 second.
Not women.  Fireworks.  The analogy is beyond ironic.



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177,075 I know a 30-year old woman who's fucking gorgeous. Huge tits, tight ass, rocking body and cute face.  She's also a pain in the ass.  She posted - once again - that another guy didn't call her for a second date.  This makes close to 30 guys who haven't gone out with her twice.  You'd think she'd figure out the problem is her, right?



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177,074 My anxiety is so bad today, I feel nauseous. Fuck this body. The fireworks are going to give me a panic attack I just know it.



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177,073 I hate the beach. It's hot and sweaty. There's sand over everything including me and the food. There's no place to pee so people pee in the ocean in front of everyone but we all pretend we are not.



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177,072 I don't think men realize that when they wipe themselves, the toilet paper sometimes bumps into the back of their testicles. A number of times I've gone down on a man to find crusty poop on his balls. Not quite an aphrodisiac. More like something to induce vomiting.



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177,071 There was a newspaper headline this week about an elderly woman dying in a car crash. I read more. The woman was 61 years old.

What? 61 is now considered elderly? I'm 61!

I'm depressed.



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177,070 I masturbate even when I don't really feel like it. It passes the time.



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177,069 When I'm bored I say things to my ex just to get a ride.



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177,068 Haha you are hysterical , thanks for the laugh. You should consired becoming a comedian .



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177,067 I just read on twitter that a fucking 9 year old got a book deal. I'm three times her age and my life is a complete and total failure. I should just kill myself already...



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177,066 My mother in law is one of these Catholics who thinks you shouldn't use birth control, and all married couples are obligated to have as many kids as you possibly can until your uterus falls out and you've got osteoporosis and varicose veins like a map of the London Underground.  She had 10 kids and assumed that my husband and I had to do the same.

This same woman gives the MAJOR stink eye to my schizophrenic brother.  He faithfully takes his meds and functions well, graduated college and has a full time job and a side gig playing in a rock band, and has a longtime girlfriend.  But nonetheless old MIL is scared of him, and likes to ask idiotic questions like "Does he have multiple personalities?  Has he ever attacked anyone like that one guy?  Does he hear... voices?  Does he ever think Jesus is talking to him?"

Uh, no to all of the above.  However, schizophrenia is hereditary, and I might be a carrier.  So if we had kids, it was entirely possible that one or more of MIL's perfect raft of Golden Grandchildren might be.... (GASP!) schizophrenic!  

Fuck that shit.  My husband and I were both lukewarm on the subject of kids, but listening to his mother's ignorant bullshit about how we HAD to have a bajillion kids while she watches my harmless brother out of the wary corner of her eye because he has a.... MENTAL condition made up both our minds.

My husband secretly had a vasectomy two years ago.  We researched causes of infertility and decided we're going to tell folks we've been to a doctor and he has a very low sperm count -- which is entirely true.  Oh yeah, my sweetie's shooting blanks all right.  We paid that doctor to make sure that happened.  

I'm so glad we aren't going to make that ignorant bitch a grandmother.  She doesn't deserve it.



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177,065 I miss your fire Mel!



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177,064 I could be a little more apathetic, a bit more bored to tears,? ! My knees, please... What else?!



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177,063 Damn it! Janet! I'm so bored... What else? Next!



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177,062 I've been so horny lately.  I finished my period.  Where is he?  Where is the guy I want to fuck me?  My pussy's hot for it...



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177,061 Lately i have been looking at women and wondering if she licks ass.....i wonder how long this anal rimming fascination will last



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177,060 The three stages of life:

1. Birth

2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???

3. Death



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177,059 I'm in love with you.



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177,058 If you don't care,then why should I...



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177,057 Ok, so this website was originally created to drop secret/confessions, here are a few of mine.  Mine are mostly sexual:

1)  I like posting pictures of my penis online.  I get off on this, especially if other men look at it.
2)  From time to time, I shave my pubes.
3)  As a boy, I had crashes on other boys.   I was depressed about it at the time.  
4)  I was molested by a male family member.  
5)  I would like to  have sex with another man, to see what it's like.  
6)  I have been masturbating every day, for the last 5 years.



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177,056 Why do the aliens keep abducting us.... like seriously. ..why...



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177,055 I really dislike "know it all" people. But the ones I hate the most are "know it all" people who fake it. As an example, I know a guy who married into the family. He'll tell you the way it is, from black holes to Donald Trump to World History. But when I dig down a little, he never went to college and installs cable TV boxes for a living. Oh please, give us a break. You're an imposter. Go away.



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177,054 It's funny. The friends of mine who constantly post things on social media like "This generation gets offended too easily" and other such nonsense, are usually the first to be offended over a differing opinion. Hmmmm.



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177,053 I wonder....what if the stars really did align?  Would you really of been mine? I think....maybe in another world.



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177,052 My heart still beats.

  I wish it didn't.



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177,051 The sex is almost always phenomenal with the bat shit crazy ones!!  

Later on, they destroy all your stuff when you piss them off.  

Been there. Done that. Got the motherfucking T shirt.



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177,050 If only...



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177,049 You ever start seeing someone who seems like they're harmless and just a goofy kind of person only to realize ---naturally after you have sex with them ---THAT THEY ARE BAT SHIT CRAZY?!?!

What do you do with these people? I think I've made a mistake but I feel like they are crazy and God knows what they might do if I break it off!!



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177,048 I can't watch a baseball game on TV with my two young sons without them being exposed to a Viagra commercial:

"Take before having sex... if your erection last longer than four hours...."

Are there no bounds anymore? Will media do anything for a profit, regardless of whether it exposes young people to talk about sex and erections?

Good bye Major League Baseball and network television. I'm outta here.



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177,047 My painfully shy and insecure wife never says a word during sex. It's as if she doesn't want me to notice she's there. As if she'll speak up and I'll look down and see her face and say, "Oh it's you. I thought it was someone else... never mind, I'm not interested in sex with you." And then I'd get up and leave.



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177,046 My husband kept me up till midnight having a long, drawn out discussion about our jobs & finances. I'm glad we talked but I feel like my whole night was wasted. We didn't get anywhere and now I feel like he's stressed/judging me. He makes more than I do and he says it's a major source of stress for him. Well wtf am I supposed to do??! I went to college. I have my degree. I work full time and have a good job. I adore him but he always thinks about money. :(  Whaf universe does he live in that he thinks everyone makes the same amount?? We make over 100k a year. I guess that's not enough. I feel like my whole weekend was a bust. :



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177,045 my heart is hurting...I fear I am not longer in love with her.



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177,044 I know that when my girlfriend looks at me...she secretly dislikes me.  She just puts up with me.



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177,043 How is it that some people are allergic to nuts, so I can't eat nuts? How is it that your problem suddenly becomes my problem?



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177,042 Divorce takes way too long. It should be over in a week max. This is bullshit that the first round goes on for a year and then she gets to sue me every year after that for more money. The divorce rules are meant to make the lawyers rich and everyone else unhappy.



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177,041 Last night I had mind-blowing sex with someone who I didn't think was attracted to me but obviously very much was! I haven't had sex in 11 months...it felt soooo good going in. I had to stop him for a few seconds at first because I hadn't realized how tight things had gotten down there. I'm definitely going to be sore for a couple more days, but every time I feel it, I'll be thinking of him... He lasted forever and had me in 5 or 6 different positions! I didn't even have to give him much direction. It was like he already knew how to touch me. We ended by doing anal...probably the most perfect first-time sex I've ever had with anyone. It got sooo dirty but not TOO dirty for the first time. I might see him again tomorrow...I want a second time!! ;)



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177,040 Thanks for screwing me out of $1,000, you assholes. I know it'll come back on you someday, but I'm still probably not ever getting my money back.



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177,039 I'm tired. I'm tired of getting high. I'm tired of relapsing. I'm tired of this facade that I got it all together when I'm a mess! When I'm sober m, I'm on the ball. But lately, I'm just tired. Of everything. I want to die. I said it today. Out loud in front of the kids and my husband. I'm such a selfish bitch. I hate myself. Everyday is a struggle not to get high and I hate it! Somethings got to give because I'm losing my mind here!

BK_Chick



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177,038 I'm in trouble again because I dirted out on a family gathering. Doesn't anyone get that I hate these things? Just like parties I feel awkward & uncomfortable? Leave me in peace.



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177,037 I grew up in a lower middle class neighborhood with sidewalks on every street. I'd walk everywhere. People would wave from their front porch.

Now I live in an extremely affluent neighborhood with no sidewalks anywhere. I try to walk around the neighborhood but often cars roll down their window and curse at me for being in their way,

I so miss being with the lower middle class. I hate rich people.



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177,036 When I make dinner, my wife complains bitterly if it's not ready by 7 pm.

When she makes dinner, so often we eat at 9 pm or even 10 pm.

It's a simple but clear example of how my wife thinks I do everything wrong and she does everything right.



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177,035 Dear not-cancer person, I am so so happy for you that the news was good and everything is manageable. Enjoy your family and your future :)



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177,034 I have been to two fortune  tellers. Everything they said would happen to me has happened. They knew my past present and future. Down to the fine detail. I am waiting to be killed by the man with a gun in his boot.



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177,033 No act of kindness no matter how small is ever wasted.



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177,032 no one takes you seriously if you dye your hair pink. you look like a bimbo. this used to bother me. i thought you could achieve much greater success if you dressed and looked the part. but then i realized you are a bimbo. keep your hair pink. it warns people.



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177,031 dear housefly who landed on my dick as i was jacking off...

you're not helping.



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177,030 The results came back awesome!!! No cancer. Everything is workable. Through this whole thing I learned a lot about family. But I also learned a lot about myself.  Life is good even if I still have to deal with this!!!  No cancer!!!



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177,029 Went in to get my teeth cleaned the other day and the receptionist said "I see someone has been spending time at the pool this summer?"
I laughed and said "no, more like spending time with John Deere"
She said "new boyfriend?"
I said "yeah, he's my personal trainer and he looks exactly like a lawnmower."
How does one not know that John Deere is an equipment company...  made me giggle



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177,028 Seriously???? Everyday????? I had no idea men jerk off so much. Like everytime I deal with the guys I work with, they jerked off a few hours earlier?



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177,027 So many parents try to justify their child's poor grades by insisting grades don't matter. They find fringe articles saying colleges will soon be dropping SAT scores as a measure for admission. They go so far as to say the local state college is just as good as the Ivy League.

You're dreaming parents. Grades matter. SAT scores matter. The Ivy League simply isn't comparable to a state college.

But if you want to kid yourself, go ahead. I'll keep it a secret that you are 100% wrong. It means less competition for my own children to do well in school.



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177,026 of all the things I've had and lost, your love I miss the most.....



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177,025 I'm fashionably pale.



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177,024 I need someone, anyone, to notice me.



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177,023 Drinking always seems like a good fun idea. But the next day, oh shit, I would feel terrible.

I figured this out when I was in college. I have not had a drink since. It's been 40 years.

People don't see it. Drinking is unnecessary. They think it makes them the life of the party. But I'm proof you can drink nothing and still fit in, still be invited places.

Some vices are great. Sex for one. Nothing against vices. But do yourself a favor and stop with the drinking. It makes you look like a fool in the short term, and it's killing you in the long term.



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177,022 My wife has a hearing impediment. I told her there's only $300 left in the checking account and please don't buy yourself anything because we need the money to pay the bills this month.

She heard that as please go out and buy yourself $300 worth of new workout clothes from LuLuLemon.

I fucking hate her.



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177,021 A guy once offered to suck my dick. I said no. I should've said yes. I think about it often.



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177,020 time to let it all ride
Let life come to you
open the mind
open the heart
receive enlightenment
live joy
live pain
enjoy everything



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177,019 Ok, I got one: one of the hottest things that ever happened to me, well, just in my experience, which is unfortunately vast, I was having sex with him with a condom on. For pregnancy reasons, he's clean. We were going at it and it was with him behind. He's fucking me well but I keep asking if he could spit on it or use lube. He does something I can't see and continues and it feels so good. He says "is this what you wanted?" I'm loving it, I say "YES!" He says, "So you wanted me inside you bare?" And wow. I realize there is no condom, he's gotten rid of it, that's why it feels so incredible.  Epic fucking ensues, hard. Wow. So damn hot. Thank you for that one, you hot fucking thing.



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177,018 People always make excuses. Owning up to your words and actions takes courage. I lose respect for people who constantly whine and cling to their emotional crutches. Grow up. You're human, and you will make mistakes. You will have shortcomings. They don't diminish your maturity; it's all about how you deal with it. I just wish I could say this aloud to those who need to hear it.



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177,017 A story from the other night:

After a night of drinking with a couple of close friends, it's early morning, sun's up. He's going to sleep...I'm lying on the couch, friend passed out on other couch. "You need anything before I go to sleep?" *SO glad you asked*

"Maybe a cuddle buddy"

I follow him to his room. We lay down together, embraced. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" I ask. BTW this is my boyfriend's friend I'm talking to. Been wanting him for YEARS.

"No"

We "cuddle" for several minutes, and he begins to rub/massage my arms/shoulders. I'm going with it...trying not to freak out that I am actually going to finally fuck this guy.

I can literally hear his heart POUNDING under my ear on his chest. "You getting tired?" "No." "Don't you think this is wrong?" "Listen, I haven't been laid in over a YEAR." His expression shows surprise and a bit of excitement, realizing how badly I want to fuck him right now.

Friend in the next room begins to wake up, and we both kind of freak for a minute since she might be inclined to join in/tattle. I want him myself. He's getting nervous. "I don't give a fuck. I'll be rude." I get up and close the door.

He puts me in check. Pulls my underwear to the side and licks my clit a few times. "I'll tell her you're napping...but when I come back, I'm going to make you cum like 7 times." He walks out, closes the door.

God damn it. I want him so bad RIGHT NOW. My vagina is angry and impatient. OF COURSE the friend (who is also obviously attracted to this guy, but also in a relationship) stays for 2 HOURS hanging out while I pretend to sleep. FINALLY she leaves.

He's back. "How do you want it?" "I like it kind of rough."

He strips down, strips me. "Can I eat your pussy again?" "PLEASE DO."

"Now what do you want?"

"I want your cock."

"You want my cock?" "Yeah."

I get on top and go down with my mouth briefly, then rub his cock on my clit. I put him inside me, and slowly lower down.

"Oh god yes" I am pleased with the reaction. He slaps my tits while I ride him.

We melted away. I couldn't tell you what happened from this point because I was cumming like a mad person and feeling amazing. All I know is it ended with him fucking me from behind and cumming REALLY hard. I was so fucking turned on by that. I love when a man comes in me. Like he can't even pull away because it's so good, or can't hold it in.

We take a break and rest, but I make sure to tell him "I'm not done with you yet." After resting, I remember dreams of being half awake, thinking I was seeing with my eyes closed. I'm high as fuck on all those crazy chemicals that come along with awesome sex. Drunk as fuck.

"Can I fuck your pussy from behind again?" "I would love that" We are so polite. Next thing I know he's slapping my ass and I'm screaming, face down.

The end to this story was a little more subdued than the rest of the experience, but SO worth it. I did not regret one second. 10/10 will do again.

High points: his threat to come back and fuck me, then waiting like 2 hours. God dammit that was like the hottest torture I've ever experienced.

"Do you feel me getting hard inside you?" as his boner got bigger...that was great too.

I never realized how much I like talking during sex until this experience.

Ragrats:
Wish I would have been more bossy when he asked me where he could cum...still deciding on that one.

Wish I would have asked him to choke me a bit. I guess that's a little much for the first time.

Next time: more hair pulling

Can't stop thinking about this right now. So fucking hot.



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177,016 I'm still in love with Lisa.



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177,015 I'm thinking of the woman with the tumor MRI screening. I hope she got good news. Please let us know.



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177,014 You are an asshole. That's too mild. You are the biggest asshole I've ever encountered. You're the most embarrassing person I've ever met. You're like the doofus kid everyone hated in high school. Then you grew up. Now you are the adult everyone hates. For good reason. You got a hefty paranoia thing going on. You get online and accused your neighbors of stealing your property. You say nasty things about people you've never met (me included). You moan about how your leg hurts, your arm hurts, your back hurts, your ass hurts and you have diarrhea. (Thanks for sharing with the entire town.) You are a little boy who never grew up. Except you did grow up but you still act like a little boy. Now what's this I hear. You have been in the hospital for a week because something else hurts. They finally booted you out after finding nothing wrong. So you got yourself checked into a different hospital. Oh my god what's wrong with you! I wish no ill on anyone. I'm the nicest person. But for you I will make an exception. I hope you die and I hope it is painful. We don't need you in this world.  Die die die please die.



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177,013 There's a trail of semen from my bedroom down the hallway to the bathroom. It's because guys do their thing and when finished, I get up and go to the bathroom to rinse off. It either drips off my tummy or drips out of my kitty. If ever there was a murder in this apartment and the police did the black light semen test, they'd be very confused as to why so much semen is on the hallway carpet.



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177,012 She's just a beautiful girl with a head full of curls.



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177,011 Exactly. I agree.  I was not a nice guy.



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177,010 We reap what we sow



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177,009 I'm such a loser. I love someone who loves someone else...



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177,008 Professional photographers are so overrated. They are so full of shit. They think they have some sort of skill because they point a camera and push a button. These days the cameras have chips inside that do all the leg work, it balances the light automatically. But the quacks want to charge me $1000 to take photos of my family. Guess again. I'll do it myself.



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177,007 When I was 5 I put on my teenage sister's panties, bra and dress. I knew it was wrong. I knew I could get in trouble. I was too young to get an erection, but the feeling excited me.

My mother caught me. My father whipped me with his black leather belt.  

Since then I have toed the line. I've behaved in a "normal" way. I've suppressed any and all sexual feelings in that arena. But deep down I know I'd like to be treated like a woman and have a man do sexual things to me.

44M MARRIED



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177,006 The more I read about the situation, the more I think Loretta Lynch should resign. Totally unacceptable what transpired. There has been suspicion all along that the Clintons play the system. And here is just another flagrant example. If the AG went along with it, then she must go.

Loretta Lynch's explanation:

"I think it has cast this shadow over what it should not, over what it will not touch,"

Huh? What the heck does that sentence mean? It's gibberish.

It goes along with the Clinton approach of just say anything and the American public is so dopey they won't even realize you  are babbling nonsense.

Loretta Lynch should resign.



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177,005 A woman I work with is so fucking stupid. I didn't know people like this could exist. She thinks Bill Clinton is currently the President and she jokes how Hillary won't have to move if she is elected. I asked her who she thinks Obama is. She asked if he was the vice President.

I'm scared. People like her get to vote.



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177,004 For my wife's upcoming 50th birthday, I got her a gift certificate to a naked yoga class. This will be great. She's in really good shape and already takes yoga classes. I love the idea of her stripping down in front of strangers, men and women, and letting them see her private parts. My wife is very straight laced. This will definitely be outside of her normal zone. But hey, she's turning 50. Time to test your limits a little.



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177,003 If Hillary isn't indicted, I will give up on the American justice system. I think many people will. It will be proof positive that laws don't apply to some people. I think there will be riots and chaos. Why should the poverty stricken people in the inner cities obey the laws if the big shots in DC get a free pass? As soon as the poor people realize that their mothers and fathers and sons and daughter are being sent to prison, but not the rich white people with connections, all hell will break loose. And you know what? I don't blame the poor people. I'm siding with them. Enough of this double standard BS.



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177,002 He tells me he can't be with me because he's damaged. Little does he know that he's deeper in the hole of caring than I am. Dating SUCKS.



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177,001 I really want to call you in four days to wish you a happy birthday, but I might ruin it for you.



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177,000 America is so corrupt. From the small towns to Washington DC. People, don't you see it? Put down your rose colored party politics glasses and recognize that both sides of the aisle are conning you.



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