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177,399 Another 3 cops gunned down.  No surprise to me.  I had been telling people for the last ten years that these stories of cops getting away with murder was going to result in people randomly killing cops.  The rest of the world can be shocked.  I'll just shake my head and continue on with my life.



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177,398 I sweat like a pig. No one sweats as much as I do. It's embarrassing as can be. I'll be at an outdoor event. Everyone will be fine. My shirt will be drenched with sweat. It's gross. It must stink. [Hangs head low in shame......]



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177,397 177391...Life is too short to worry about what the world thinks about your actions as long as you are not harming anyone & making sure to consider your safety first in your endeavors.
Your education & wealth are just a small fraction of who you are, you cant let that define you. This thing we call life is filled with endless possibilities, it is not linear unless you want it to be.
I dont understand why you would want to do that but my opinion or otherwise, shouldn't matter. Your life is yours, you dont owe the world anything.
I wouldn't encourage you to do that full time but maybe for a weekend here & there. It is your life, dare to live as you please & stay anonymous...Good luck to you!

B/M 35



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177,396 I feel like the end of my life is near. I'm old. I'm tired. It's time.

I'm not afraid. Mostly I'm sad. Sad I didn't do more with the life I was given.



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177,395 392 , I'd say you should go for it.  For that matter, why not consider making porn as well?  You KNOW  you'd be damn good at it.  The beautiful thing about it is that this is not a choice made in desperation, it's a choice to do what you want because you're empowered.  Just my .02



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177,394 I work at a real estate company call center. We call houses around the neighborhood and ask if they'd like a report on sales in their area. Fuck off if you're even thinking of telling me how bothersome that is, first of all, I hear it plenty so you telling me would be ridiculous, and second, give me a fucking break, not getting a paycheck is a little more important to me. Anyway, this one answering machine I got...it was this old guy saying, "Hello? Yeah.....can't hear ya, hold on.......what's that? Huh?" And then finally, "This is actually my machine." In a totally humorless voice. He continues, "If you are a telemarketer, now YOU know what it's like to talk to a robot. If you're someone we know, leave a message at the tone."

Okay. Where to begin. First of all, telemarketers that use robots to call for them aren't going to hear that message. The only ones that will are the folks who are just live people like me. So he's fucking retarded. Secondly, is he really so fucking stupid that he thinks telemarketers have never gotten a call from a fucking automated system before?! "Now you know how it feels?!?!" He thinks he is "educating" people like me on what it's like to answer your phone and hear an automated system? Oh my god. How IMPOSSIBLY FUCKING STUPID. I mean, that's just incredible. See, in my book, you can either be maximum stupid or maximum narcissistic but NOT BOTH. So I took down his number and I'm going to fuck with him pretty hard on my free time. Never even crossed my mind to do such a thing before this guy's answering machine just pushed the wrooooong button. It's a big sign to every stranger that happens upon his machine that he is an absolute douche bag who would subject everyone who knows him and wants to call him to that deceiving, hostile message, and that he has the IQ of the robots he is trying to punish! Lol



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177,393 I was packing for my trip and cleaning out my backpack. I found a pair of your panties I took on my last business trip.  I sniffed them and could still smell your pussy.  I miss your pussy. Goddam !



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177,392 It's so hard to be truly social and make new friends to do things with after a certain age. I am in my early 30's and just came out of a relationship where I spent my time with him. On and off for 8 years. In that time, people got married, had kids, or stayed single but the single ones have their steady groups of friends. Now I'm alone feeling lost and trying but most people are in their routines and social circles. Even with guys...a lot of guys just wanna fuck but even to get that together it's gotta be somewhat convenient. I usually don't feel down but this reality post breakup is getting to me :(



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177,391 I have a sick obsession with becoming an escort. I'm rich, I look like Angie Jolie and I'm very (very) well educated. Still, I'd love to fuck men for money.... And genuinely learn more about them. The world has drawn such an ugly picture on prostituiton.

Would love to know how you feel cavecanum!



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177,390 I pee on the weeds in my mulch.



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177,389 When a good looking man marries an unattractive woman, it's because he has no self esteem. This is the only reason my husband married me. If he was more secure as a person, he wouldn't have looked twice in my direction.



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177,388 My best sexual encounter of all time.

I was about 25. I was dating Kathryn. She lived in her own apartment on the Upper East Side in New York City. Halfway down the block lived Kathryn's best friend Anne.

Anne was a vixen, so sexy, such a tease. In fact, shortly after I started dating Kathryn and I met Anne for the first time - she started flirting with me. Before I knew it, she was calling me at work. She suggested we go out for a beer and I ended up fucking Anne behind Kathryn's back. I've learned this is something over achieving female best friends do. It's sort of a competition to see if they can sleep with each other's boyfriend. I happily fell victim to their rivalry and secretly had sex with Anne about half a dozen times in the year I was dating Kathryn.

The best one, it was a Sunday morning. Anne was coming over for brunch with her new boyfriend Mark. They'd been dating for a month and this would be our first time meeting him. When they arrived, I'm in the kitchen making french toast. Kathryn is setting the table when she realizes we have no milk for the coffee. No problem, there's a supermarket on the corner. Kathryn's says she'll go get milk. Anne tells Mark he should go with Kathryn to keep her company. Fine, they leave.

As soon as they're gone, Anne comes up behind me in the kitchen, puts her arms around me, starts kissing my neck while massaging my cock through my pants. She says she wants to do it.

I point out we only have like 5 minutes before they are back. She says okay, she'll blow me.

So she does. She gets on her knees. I lean against the kitchen counter. She undoes my pants and starts sucking on my cock.

Like holy fuck. My girlfriend and Anne's boyfriend haven't even been gone from the apartment for a minute, and my cock is in Anne's mouth.

A few minutes later, bam, I cum. All in her mouth.

Two seconds later I hear Kathryn's key in the door.  Anne jumps to her feet. I fix my pants. Kathryn and Mark come back into the apartment. My cum was just flowing into Anne's mouth. And now here are Kathryn and Mark.

And this is what wins Anne the award of the sexiest woman ever.  She looks at Mark and with a teasing pouty little girl voice she says, “I missed you my wittle hunny bunny.” And she gives him a full french kiss, her tongue going deep into his mouth. She obviously did this with purpose. She did it so I would see. She did it because my cum was all over her tongue - her tongue that was now inside Mark's mouth.

I was shocked. My immediate fear was that of course he could taste the semen. He would know what we just did. I swear I could see it in his face. He grimaced a little. Like he knew he was tasting semen. Oh God, what is she doing. We are going to be so caught.

But Anne didn't seem to care. And Mark didn't say anything.

Kathryn and Mark continue setting the table. Anne comes into the kitchen with me. She leans into my ear and whispers, “Were you scared he was going to taste your semen?”

“Yes!”

“No worries. I'm sure he did taste the semen. But he thought it was his own. I gave him a blow job a few minutes before we came over.... “

She pauses, letting it sink in, then she continues with, “You know.... that means his semen is all over your cock.”

Like what a vixen. Like wow. I never saw that coming. She planned this entire thing out. I'm worried my semen is in Mark's mouth, which is was. But at the same time his semen is on my cock.

This was Anne. Sexiest woman ever.



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177,387 Nice...Oradour...



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177,386 Every student in our high school makes the honor roll. That's the rule. The administration doesn't want to make any student feel like a failure, so everyone is on the list. The list is then printed in the newspaper each quarter. Parents gloat that their child made it onto the honor roll. I'm sure they call grandma to brag. This says so much about us. The honor roll is meaningless. But people still revel in it.



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177,385 We are here. We are watching and doing what we can. But we all need to make our voices heard.



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177,384 All the evil in the world. It.is.crushing.me. Where are you, light workers? We can love and heal collectively.



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177,383 I wish my wife would have an affair. She never would. She's Miss Goody Good all the time. In other words, she's boring. My gosh, I wish she'd do something a little risky for once.  Eat a grape in the supermarket without paying for it. Double park. Say a curse word. Anything before I died of boredom.



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177,382 Prior to retiring, I had a job with lots of "down time". I surfed the Internet, took care of my online hobbies, emailed with friends, posted on FB... Everything I was not supposed to follow. You see, the company I worked for told us our computer use was being monitored. Anything other than work use was strictly forbidden and if we violated that policy we would be fired... or so they said. I came to realize they were full of shit. I really could do anything I wanted on my computer.

I also liked to write porn, from a male point of view... which I would do for hours on end.

Do a GOOGLE search for "joesallybuck", that's me !!!! My husband has no clue... I never told anyone.

Female, married, mother, grandmother, retired, 65



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177,381 You know the square button on your phone? You push it and it pops up all the the things you've done on your phone? I snooped and pushed his, a few times. He's been messaging some chick on Facebook.. and then deleting said messages. I can only read a few things said at a time. If it didn't mean anything, why delete? Why tell me your not talking to any other women? (In more then a friendly way)



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177,380 177377 you are not the problem.  He is.  Dump him and find someone who is emotionally caring to you.



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177,379 State of our nation: Professional athlete receives harsher sentence for letting air out of a football, than a high ranking government official who compromises national security...



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177,378 Real hood niggas always eat ass. Love them



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177,377 A priest disappears. He is found three weeks later naked in a hotel room with his throat crushed. He had checked into the hotel under a fake name. The police concluded the cause of death was him slipping in the shower.

Way to go police. Really fine detective work...



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177,376 I am having difficulties in my life and made the mistake of trying to go to my boyfriend for comfort. He did not hold me or reassure me in any way. He just turned on a movie and wouldn't look at me. I called him out on it but he did not make any attempt to comfort me as he used to when we were "just friends." I told him I wasn't angry but that I felt unwanted and that I was going to sleep on the couch. I also told him I will no longer burden him with my problems and will only tell him what he actually needs to know. I tried not to take a long time talking. I tried not to be unpleasant. He just couldn't bring himself to comfort me at all and said I was "stressing [him] out."

I feel so alone. I just wanted a hug and to be told it would be all right in the end and maybe have a nice fuck. Lesson learned: Once a relationship has begun a man is no longer interested in my emotional well-being. I should never have opened up.



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177,375 My life is a broken mess. I am exhausted from the daily struggle of trying to keep my inner demons at bay. I push everyone away who matters to me the moment that I feel threatened or on the verge of being abandoned by them. I am tired of humiliating myself and hurting others. My insecurity will be the death of me. Please heal me, God.  I cannot go on living this way.



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177,374 I enjoy making connections with random internet strangers who support Trump. Supporting Trump makes absolutely no sense to me. I start out arguing and it usually ends in a virtual handshake. There is common ground somewhere. There has to be, or we should just forget the flag and what it means to be American. So every other day, or so,  I get the pleasure of connecting with people I completely disagree with. They aren't demons. They aren't morons. They are people who care about the future of their country. I'm ultimately appalled that anyone would find Trump to be an acceptable candidate, but it's a free country. There is room for disagreement. If I was forced to say which group was more disagreeable, I would have to say it is the Sanders crowd. I've had much more success finding common ground with the Trump supporters.



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177,373 I'm not voting this election.
We gave a choice between dumb and dumber.

I don't care anymore and I won't complain on who is elected.
It won't matter.
This country... this world, is going to hell in handbasket.

Doesn't matter who is carrying the basket.  We're all in it one way or another.

God has my vote.   That's all I care about.



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177,372 I really love you...



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177,371 Being skinny tastes so good



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177,369 I think Pokemon Go was created to weed out stupid people. They are falling off cliffs and walking onto busy highways. I'm all for it.



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177,368 I fucked a 53 year old woman. She was pretty hot. Gives me hope for when I get old.



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177,367 The Republican National Convention will take place in "Quicken Loans Arena".

That's embarrassing America. Does absolutely everything have to be an advertisement?

Next you'll be selling advertising space on your mother's grave.



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177,366 For me the most memorable moment in Sex In The City was when one girl couldn't get her diaphragm out, so the other girl reached her finger up there to do it. I love how women will touch each other. God that's exciting. A guy would never let another guy anywhere near his junk.



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177,365 I smoked some intensely strong weed when I was in high school. For hours I walked around in a daze hearing voices and seeing things. I believe the effects have stayed with me and is the cause of my extreme paranoia.



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177,364 I brought my phone back to the Verizon store and asked the sales person for help. I explained my memory vanished. I deleted all the pictures and apps, but now it says I have zero memory available.

His response was that there's nothing wrong.

I explained the situation again.  He repeated, there is nothing wrong.

I wanted to say how much I'd like to beat him in the head with a baseball bat, and when the police come to recover his dead and mangled corpse, how about I just say there is nothing wrong and I walk away. Would that be OK?

I wanted to say that. But of course I didn't. I left the store and promised myself to never buy a Verizon product again.



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177,363 I think about leaving him a lot lately, but i don't know what crazy things he might do (to himself). I feel like i try so hard to fight for our marriage, but he gives nothing in return. We love each other so much and feel like we can't live without each other. But things aren't what they used to be and neither of us is happy very often anymore. Only on the really good days, which are rare. He has problems that he says he knows he needs to change, but he is making no effort to change them. Things are so much more complicated than this though and i don't know what to do. If anyone can give me some good, solid advice



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177,362 177344: Are you serious? How could you even begin to think you know what sex is like for a woman. It can be very easy for some of us to orgasm, if the dude knows wtf he is doing. Yes for most women, clitoral stimulation is the easiest way for us to achieve orgasm. It is for me. But I also absolutely love being pounded just as much as i love getting nice and slow. Feels amazing to me and I am not sexually repressed. Sex is wonderful.



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177,361 I've slept with plenty of women and never once did I wear a condom. None of the women ever said anything. They let me do it bareback.



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177,360 When I was a senior in high school I came home after a date with my boyfriend and sat at the kitchen table for half an hour talking to my mom. It was only when I went up to bed that I realized I had a very visible crusty streak of dried semen in my hair. My mom must have seen it. Eww, she saw my boyfriend's semen!



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177,359 I'm not sure what to do with this. A woman was running for an elected position in my town. She posted on her Facebook page how she went to Such and Such College. She was victorious and won the election.

She took over the position and after a few meetings of listening to her speak, I thought what the hell? She sounds like a moron.

I looked up the college she went to.  Turns out she's a foreigner. The "college" is how her country sometimes refers to high schools. She never went to college. I feel she intentionally duped us. And boy does it show.

Normally I'd be forgiving, except that the position she was elected to is the Board of Education. Really, we have a person on the Board of Education who never even went to college? This is the person who is guiding the education of our children???

Why do people do this? Why do they want to be in power when they have no idea what they are doing? Whether it's the local Board of Ed or the Presidential election, what is this need to control others? Aren't you people even slightly embarrassed? Aren't the rest of us embarrassed we vote them in?



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177,358 My biggest peeve about people is how poorly they communicate.

Too often I have to tell people how to respond. For example, I'll ask how many words are in the article. I give them a chance to answer, but this is what I get, "Well, you see, some words are longer than others and that means-"

I have to stop them and tell them how to answer. I'd like to be sarcastic and say, "Really? Some words are longer than others? I didn't know that! I've only been in the newspaper business for 30 years and that subtle point never came up. Thanks for sharing." But I bite my tongue and say, "I just want a number. Okay? Just give me a number."

Sometimes I have to say it multiple times. An actual true example, "Look, I'm going to ask the question one more time. The only word that should come out of your mouth is a number. If you don't answer with a number, then I'm afraid you can no longer work here. So are you ready? You understand the rules? How many words are in the article?"

"Well, you see, the words are fairly small and...."

"Please leave the building. You are no longer employed here."

Yes, I have a reputation for being a hard ass. But I also have a reputation of only having the best and brightest in my department.



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177,357 Damn I have have the same conversation issues with my wife. It's unbelievable how poorly she communicates. A typical thing she'll say as I'm trying to get out the door,

"I...... [5 second pause].... think........ I........  will........ go........... to the........."

I will cut her off and say, "Can you please speak more quickly because I have to get to work."

All this does though is make her lose her train of thought so she starts over,

"I........ think........ I........  will........ go........... to the........."

I just leave. What other choice do I have? I figure she probably finishes her sentence around noon and then makes herself a nice lunch.



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177,356 There's this old guy in town who likes to make up stories up to make other women "jealous" it's quite comical the desperation from his part . Once upon a time he was an kind of attractive guy when he was in his 30's now he is in his early 50 and while he looks decent for his age, he knows women don't find the attractive anymore . Only the desparate , average looking do. Not just that but his wife is as desperate as him , seriously it's a match in heaven . She always makes staff out , like she told a friend of hers that her husband own the company that he works for lol , the bitch didn't even have a passport until she marry these guy . She is from average town in PA but now she thinks she is all that , because her husband took her in business trips outside the country now she considers herself world travel .  It's the same with her husband that guy didn't even knew what NYC look like until 2001 but whatever .



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177,355 177332, you sound like the perfect kind of lover to me!



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177,354 A few months back, I felt as though my life came crashing down all around me. My wife and I split after 1.5 years of marriage, I moved back to a small town to live closer to my kids and heal. Then, I started meeting new friends. Mostly women, young attractive women. Before I knew it, I had a social life like I never knew!  Now, I have a couple of new buddies, 3 super cool lady friends and 1 fuck buddy. I get the best of both worlds without all of the bullshit.

No more emotional drama with an insecure, controlling , mentally unstable person. I come and go whenever the fuck I please, I do whatever the fuck I want and my stress level is now nonexistent. Life is good!

I just spent the night with my F.B. and I have a date with a hot 37 y.o. gal tonight. She owns her own P.R. business, makes tons of $$ and is very intelligent, educated and well traveled. I like her and kind of hope it turns into something more than friends down the road. If not, no big deal, there are more fish in the sea, I am not worried a bit!

This weekend, I fly out of town for the week to work for a great client next week and I will get to do some fun activities there as well ;).

When I get back, a road trip with another lady friend travelling around the state.   Next month, I spend the weekend with an old friend in the state just to the south of me. I am looking forward to seeing her as well, it's been too long! ha!

So guys, if you think your life sucks after divorce, think again! I never knew that things would turn around so quickly! Hallelujah! I am so blessed now!

D.M. 50



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177,353 I like fucking you. I hate talking with you. You say the dumbest things.

Here's the exact words you said:

"Can you give me a ride yesterday?"

Um, I can give you a ride today. I can give you a ride tomorrow. But no, I can't give you a ride yesterday. Not without a time machine.

It's like something in your brain is broken and random words come out. I'm not trying to be insensitive. You have a beautiful velvet pussy. But I need more. I need to have a conversation with you sometimes.



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177,352 177351 - I just threw up in my mouth



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177,351 I'm so glad all my stupid ass libtard friends are voting third party now that Bernie is backing Hillary.

Thanks for the help, guys!

-26 yr old, female Trump supporter



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177,350 Not a fan of Hillary but she is looking good these days. Amazing what botox ,hair dye, make-up and  hairdressers can do. Money can even make you look good!



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177,349 To 177326 - I hear you my friend. "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints."



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177,348 To 177329 - Now thats what I call living a realistic dream. Good luck and fare well my friend.



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177,347 Uhhhh....sorry but can't women having sex with men just be about pleasure? No? That's what I get from it...soooo what kind of weird-ass generalization is it to say it's about being victimized or that it means we repress ourselves? My head is spinning, that's so far off-base I feel like we're different species, not just different genders. That's got to be hard to not understand women to THAT degree, dude.



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177,346 God I just can't even take this town anymore.  They seriously have nothing better to do than fight, argue, complain and bash.  No one wants to hear or say anything good, and if YOU do - you get bashed.

We live in a farming town.  Every summer people get psyched for all of the fresh fruits and vegetables straight from the farm.  They can't wait for all of the stands to open.  But then after about a month, the complaints start.  They complain about the traffic caused by so many people going into the stands.  They complain about the cannons the farmers use to scare the birds and deer away from the crops.  They complain about having to drive behind slow-moving farm equipment.  When someone points out that this is what we have to deal with in order to have fresh food at our fingertips - they get bashed for not agreeing with how inconvenient and annoying it is.

Announcement is made that a new restaurant is opening.  Hooray!  We need new things here.  Everyone waits and waits, wondering how the food is going to be.  Here comes opening night, and the place gets stormed.  The staff is overwhelmed.  The wait is too long, the waitstaff is harried, they run out of things, food comes out late and/or cold.  That night/the next day, there are hundreds of comments on Facebook about how much the place sucks, the manager didn't do enough for them, they'll never go back, that place won't last.  Someone comes on and says, HEY!  It was their first night, they weren't prepared for the onslaught, give them a chance.  The person gets bashed.  Called a do-gooder or goody two shoes.

Someone makes a post about a local guy who did something really horrific.  It had to do with animal cruelty.  The crowd goes crazy.  Hang him!  Shoot him!  He doesn't deserve to live, the scumbag!  But then the OP comes back and says they did some research and found out that the guy was in combat in Iraq, lost his younger brother right after he got back from the war, and right after that, he was in a horrific car accident that he barely survived.  So as terrible as it was, what he did, it was because he has serious mental issues.  He didn't do it just to be a dick.  The crowd's response?  Nothing.  Nada.  Crickets.

Most of the people say they moved here for the peace and quiet and to get away from other busy towns.  Yet they complain because they have to drive 20 minutes to the craft store or the mall or chain restaurants.  They don't want to live in the bigger, built-up towns, but they want every possible store here.  Oh, Hooray!  The much-talked-about shopping center is FINALLY going to be breaking ground.  BUT WAIT!  It's across from a school.  Oh, the traffic!  There's going to be too much traffic!  They need to widen the roads and change the street lights.  This is the list of stores that are going to be there?!  NO!  we don't want THOSE stores, we want THESE stores!  Walmart?  That will bring the riff raff in, we want a Target!  What?  No Chipotle, no Whole Foods, no Wegman's???  WTF?!  No, no, we don't want this shopping center anymore.

Someone doesn't like the way the town's Facebook page is run, so she makes another one.  She's new to the area, which people don't like.  She's an outsider, and they don't like outsiders here.  She pisses someone off, so that person makes a Facebook page.  It's called, "(Her Name) Is a Bitch."  Yes, an adult, a man, made this page for other members of the community to bash her.  And bash they do. One man even said that if he saw her, he was going to "Kick her in her babymaker."  Other members of the community are bashed as well, made fun of for their clothes, their hair, their weight, their appearances.  The coed adult version of Mean Girls right here.  The people on this page (though some were added without their knowledge) include CCD and school teachers, cops, local business people and BoE members.  The BoE, the police, and attorneys are called.  The page is shut down.  The lady who made the second town FB page is pulled over.  The cop tells her to stop posting inflammatory things.

I could go on and on.  This town is toxic and insane.  I can't move just yet, but I will...oh I will.  And never look back.  I often wonder how I will feel when I'm far away from here.  Will I remember the good things, the good people I met?  Or will I only remember the bad?  The worst part is, these are the people I used to go to church with.  I say "used to" because I don't go to church anymore.  Not because I don't like it, but because it turns my stomach to be in the same room with these people.  I hope God forgives me.



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177,345 As a woman, I'm not sexually repressed, so don't feel sorry for me. I make a man give me a clitoral orgasm first, and then vaginal sex feels even better. I don't have to have a vaginal orgasm in order to appreciate and enjoy having a nice, thick cock pounding me. I adore sex, so go patronize another female. ; )



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177,344 I really believe men get far more pleasure from sex than women do. I'm a man and that's obvious to me. What baffles me to no end is when a woman disagrees. Women have a host of pains and regrets that men don't have. Men can sire thousands of progeny and women 20 or 30 at the extreme limit. Orgasm for men is easy, self reliant, and guaranteed. Orgasm for women is fleeting, visceral, and tragically fragile - where multiple orgasms are truly rare and more mythical than typical.

I feel sorry for women who put up with the penetration that men fantasize about. Women don't fantasize about penetration the way men do because for men penetration is a conquering feeling and for women it's a victim  feeling.

For some reason women keep coming back for sex even if men use them for their selfish desires.

Maybe women just want to be used. They want to be victims. they know a man will orgasm so much easier than her but for some fucked up reason she let's him do her.

Women are repressed by men because they repress themselves.



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177,343 Well, maybe I didn't, but I'm pretty sure thoughts of me did.



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177,342 You never made me cum.  



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177,341 You never made me cum.  



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177,340 My 13 y.o. daughter is in her room talking to her friend on the phone. I hear her saying "then he got his dick sucked under the table. This says a lot about them". Surprised, I yell "Watch your language. What are you talking about?"
"Politics,mom. I'm talking about the Clintons. We are discussing candidates".



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177,339 I wonder if you'd remember the song that you suggested when my bestie and I were having the love song contest.



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177,338 I would have made you cum so hard. You wouldn't let me.



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177,336 The Left has just found their new buzzword, "bigot." I'm sick of it already. I thought you guys were so super-educated. Can't you come up with something original?



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177,335 Best way to get under someones skin who always tries to get under your own -- take the high road.
It's not an effort for me; not even a list of pro's and con's.



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177,334 I always thought you'd have proposed with a mood ring.



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177,333 I know a 47 year old single mom who is obsessed with this new Pokemon Go game. And get this, she spends her time driving slowly around town because she is too lazy to walk with her cellphone. She posted how she almost ran into the car in front of her.

GROW UP!  What the hell are you doing? It's a game for kids!!!



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177,332 I'm fooling around with this guy and we have good chemistry. I see that the porn he watches is full of girls that look nothing like me though.  They are skinny smallish white girls.  I am hispanic, tan, voluptuous, and no not fat, actually voluptuous with a soft ass.  I know guys like variety, but all his porn is that same type of girl.  The girl next door kinda cute but approachable thin white girl.  Why is he with me?  How can he be attracted to me when that's all he watches for porn?  At least the last guy I was seeing watched porn with girls who looked like me in it.  Makes me feel insecure...



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177,331 Every time I go on an ED forum and someone claims to be posting while being inpatient I immediately think it's bullshit. Because I have never been in any IP place where I was allowed internet access.



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177,330 The guy I sit next to at work makes loud sighing and groaning noises frequently. I wonder if he knows they sound sexual and make me wonder what he'd sound like while getting ridden?

F/30s



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177,329 I know this guy. He was the CFO of a fairly well known national clothing company. On a Saturday afternoon he gets on his motorcycle to go for a joy ride. A few hours later he's going down the highway in New Jersey when he decides he's hungry. He pulls off at the next exit and treats himself to dinner. After dinner he sees a movie theater across the street, so what the hell, he goes to the movies. After the movie he's a bit tired.  He doesn't feel like driving the two hours to get back home to his apartment. He finds a motel nearby and spends the night. He calls his live-in girlfriend and explains he'll be back tomorrow. Next morning, Sunday, he thinks why rush home, he has the whole day ahead of him. So he continues heading west into Pennsylvania. He's casual about it. Stopping whenever he sees something interesting. He ends up getting lunch. Then driving more. He gets dinner. Now he's in central PA and it's getting dark so he decides to spend the night in a motel again. He calls the girlfriend again. She's pissed. She's always pissed.  Next morning he calls into work that he's taking the day off.  He drives some more. He's enjoying it. By Tuesday morning he's in Ohio. Takes the day off again. He doesn't bother calling the girlfriend. Why bother. She's nothing but a pain in the ass. Driving driving driving. He takes the week off. Why the hell does he work anyway? Is that the point of life to sit at a desk all day? He calls work and quits. He keeps driving. By a few weeks later he finds himself in a small town in northern California.  His motorcycle needs a repair. He gets it to a mechanic. They talk and work on the bike. After dark they go for beers. Next morning he's back with the mechanic. While waiting for a motorcycle part to arrive, he helps the mechanic fix a car. Then another. He loves getting his hands dirty. Who knew. By the next day the bike is fixed. So are three cars. The mechanic asks the guy if he wants a job. He says there's an empty apartment above the shop. He could live there. Okay done. He works fixing cars by day and drinking beers at night. He finds himself a girlfriend. She's a waitress. LOL. You haven't lived until you date a small town waitress. Six months go by. Then a year. No one from his former life knows where he is. He pretty much lives off his mechanic job salary. Life is good. He's finally happy.

Someday I will have to go back. But not yet.



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177,328 "I can't go to your gender reveal because thats my due date."(Epic Hilarious)
Just love how a cat thinks it can toy with a mouse but really the mouse is toying with the cat. Kinda reminds us of Tom & Jerry.

-Justine Nolans



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177,327 I came in a married woman's mouth while at church. that was hot.



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177,326 It's good to have friends in high places. Me I'm not that lucky. But you know what I have - I have friends in low places. Sometimes that works even better.



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177,325 It took me a long time to realize something...Nobility gets you nothing except regrets later in life....I cant's believe it took me this long to realize this truth-45M



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177,324 Life will continue, even when Clinton is president. Get Over It.



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177,323 There's a guy I've been talking to and we're planning to hook up.  We're finally gonna meet.  I am liking him as more than just someone to hook up with.  I can't tell how he feels, yes he wants sex but is that all he wants?  People do that all the time, there's nothing wrong with it, but I like him.  We talk about other things too and he may be very sexual and sounds like he's been with some wild girls in the past, but he's actually surprisingly traditional.  We seem to have the same point of view on certain things, some of the same values.  My ex and the last couple of guys I liked were a bit volatile, vindictive, bitter.  Mean verbally.  I got anxious with them, with this guy he's not like that at all, seems very mentally healthy which is a huge turn on after what i've been through.  He's calming and turns me on at the same time.  He's not offensive he's not crude but he's not a pushover either.  That's exactly what I wanted after being with my ex.  But I don't think he's looking for anything to go anywhere :(



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177,322 I was laid off from my job about a month ago.  At first I was upset, then sad then numb.  Now I am so happy not to be in that soul sucking place! I have spent years working in a cube under florescent lights.  Now I am free. I feel the sun, workout everyday and enjoy my family.  Getting laid off has been a blessing.



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177,321 I hope on my death bed I can reflect happily on all the different ways and number of people I found to show how much I care.



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177,320 I find the arrogance and complete cognitive dissonance of Clinton supporters to be disgusting.



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177,319 My husband will stick his finger up my butt and pull it out with brown on it. Then stick the finger up his own butt saying how we are one because both of our poops are in his butt. Honestly, who does that? Who puts another person's poop up his own butt. I don't think this is sexy. I think it's psycho.



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177,318 Time to get over Bernie. I am hearing now some who were a supporter now don't like him. Stop being idiots. Bernie Sanders knows how politics works because Bernie Sanders is a politician. He sees there is one choice to make in this election, that's Clinton. He knows a Trump presidency will set this country back in the world standing economically and diplomatically. You Bernie supporters who are now a Jill Stein supporter just has no idea. I hope you are all independently wealthy, healthy, and a straight, white male.



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177,317 I feel I've wasted a large part of my life in pursuit of sex.



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177,316 I love sexual depravity. Has anyone even gotten to their death bed and in their last dying words said, "I wish I hadn't tried so many interesting sexual variations."

Never happens.



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177,315 sometimes i wish i wasn't that good looking. Guys only act like they like me until they get what they want. Even though i have so much more to offer they don't even care to find out. they only see me for my looks.



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177,314 It is harder to be honest with myself than it is with any other person



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177,313 Some days I find myself a bit melancholy over how I am forced to live in a world where there are those who wear their own depravity like a badge of honor.



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177,312 I came inside a married woman yesterday afternoon. That was hot. Married women who cheat on their husbands are so fucking sexy.



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177,311 You will think with all this new technologie developments some one will invent some kind of tool or a non lethal weapon that will help law enforcement when confront  with non cooperative individuals .  Stun guns obliviously don't work that great since there's been cases when the person die .  It will be nice if they could come with some kind laser or gun that will paralyze a person for a few seconds just to get it arrested, it will protect both the cops doing their jobs and the other individuals .



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177,310 All I want is appreciation at work. Any time my name is called it is only because y'all need help with something, I have never been thanked once for any of my work. When you use anyone else's name its to praise them. I know this place can not run smoothly without me, and I hope you realize that before I fully choose to leave.



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177,309 I'm so tired of grieving over you.  I wish I could just forget you now and be done with it all.  I know that one of these days, you will just be another person from my past and the feelings I have for you will die, but for now I still have to feel the pain of you leaving....



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177,308 Things were going great, we talked on the phone all the time talked about our future together. We had great sexual chemistry. We are both super busy right now, but we made time for each other. And then you stopped contacting me slowly, then nothing.  You totally blindsided me. I am devastated and hurt beyond belief. You lost the best thing to ever happen to you.And you know it.



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177,307 oh my gosh..im so pathetic!! why why why did i text him? i promised myself i wouldn't....why can't i detach?? damn me!!  :(



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177,306 If it weren't for all the toxicity between us, we would have been perfect together. We'd still be together, forever.  



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177,305 I hate traveling. I hate vacations. Why do people fly across the country just to walk around a mall?



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177,304 He works in the local supermarket cutting deli meat. But he endlessly gets on the town facebook forum and lectures all of us about how to best educate our children. What the fuck asshole. You want them all to become the deli guy? Go the fuck away you fucking fool.



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177,303 That uncomfortable feeling when you have sex with your husband and then realize your child was sitting outside the bedroom door waiting for you to finish......



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177,302 I need to get you off  my grid of the things that enter my thoughts each day. you don't want me . I need to get that . and exhume your toxicity from my very soul.  .



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177,301 Most sex I've ever had was in an affair -- I was married, she was married. Looking back on this life and the dozens of women I've been with and the many experiences, sexual and non-sexual, this affair by far is the best thing that I ever did for myself.

M/71



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177,300 I'm so disappointed with Bernie.



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