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177,899 How stoic and valiant you are. NOT. Sow.



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177,898 Well excuse me if I don't moan and groan about my personal problems every fucking day, or try to solicit sympathy from everyone I meet. I prefer to suffer behind closed doors, and deal with my anxiety by smoking pot instead of popping pills. Now, on top of mentally cheerleading myself through virtually every interaction of my day, I have to ward off your negative bullshit. I can't believe I let myself feel belittled by you. Go get a big girl problem to whine about; otherwise stfu.



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177,897 I always find the nymphos, you poor frustrated married guys wish you had my life. 😎



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177,896 I was going to tell my husband I was leaving him today but he was acting so nice and kind this morning. Not his usual indifference. Oh well, there's always tomorrow.



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177,895 I've got no money. I make over $100k a year. I got fucked on child support. I literally have $0, no credit and exactly 6 packs of ramen noodles to last till monday.

yes, i've spent all my change. My family won't help me and I don't have any friends I can ask.

My lesson: back when I didn't have expenses, I would have not rented a nice place or got a nice car.

...or had a baby with satan's daughter.



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177,894 You can't hide your lying eyes and your smile is a thin disguise.



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177,893 I enjoy sticking my tongue in my wifey's asshole. I can easily tell if that region has been recently washed, or if she recently did her business. It matters not to me. I still stick my tongue in there. I've come to realize it's not a love thing, not like I love you so much I'd stick my tongue in your dirty ass. Instead, it purely a kinked out perverted thing for me. I like strange sex.



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177,892 There's an elected official in my town who is just... well.. how do I say this politely... he's dumb as dirt. It's scary how stupid this guy is. He says things which make me cringe.

The town is going to make a purchase for $100k. The towns has to pay a buyers premium of 20%. At a public meeting I point out it's a large surcharge and maybe not worth it. He tells me I'm wrong, 20% of $100k is only $200 and that's nothing.

Oh. I guess this is common core math or something.

How do these people get elected.



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177,891 Somehow my wife has it in her head that she's a first class passenger on the cruise ship of life, and I'm the staff. It's my job to keep her happy. I'm supposed to make sure she's always well fed and entertained.



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177,890 My friend makes $600,000 per year and she complains how broke she is? The 1% are insane.



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177,889 I found pics of girls in my ex's phone, in his email, lots of girls' numbers, everything.  When i found out he was on a dating site i split up with him.  I started taking selfies on my tablet to make myself feel better, if these other girls and the whole world can do it, let me see what the big deal is.  I never jumped on that boat before.  So for me, it was more about insecurity and making myself feel better.



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177,888 Acts like a total asshole all the time, doesn't like being called an asshole. Trys to censor people from calling her an asshole. Still acts like an asshole.

It's like being a human and trying to censor people into not calling you a human.

If it walks like a duck, acts like a duck..... it's a duck



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177,887 I wanna see your ring



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177,886 I can't stand all of this selfie madness. My boyfriend and I took a couple with our real camera while on vacation so we could have pictures of us at certain places but the selfie Queens really irritate me. I no longer have a Facebook but when I did it seemed every other post in my news feed was some girl adding six million selfies, all only slightly different. And most of these selfies make the girls look wayyyy better than they do in person. Like really all women feel this bad about themselves that they need a billion selfies to look at? The best ones are the ones in the bathroom, at work. Come on girls seriously? Oh and one more thing, baby selfies Jesus Christ. Soon two year olds will be taking them because they are so used to their moms taking selfies with them and they're gonna start taking their own. Rant over.


23f



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177,885 I need to lose 60 pounds.  I tried exercising, of course, but I'm so busy that I can't keep up a regular schedule.  Of course, the less I exercise, the less energy I have and the less I feel like I can exercise.  I tried eating vegetables more, but with not much luck.  Meanwhile, I got so fat that I have trouble keeping up with my kids without getting out of breath.

Finally, I decided on using my one tried and true strategy: I'll eat only one meal a day.  It worked back when I was 18.  I gained 30 pounds my first semester in college, got disgusted with myself, and then went to one meal a day.  Worked like a charm.  Lost it all in a couple of months.  And the best thing is how easily it becomes a habit to eat only once a day.  For years I only ate one meal a day.  Your body gets used to it.  Soon, you just don't want to eat throughout the day.

It's been four days at one meal a day.  My stomach is starting to shrink to where eating a full meal becomes uncomfortable.  I actually feel better not eating so much.  I feel "cleaner."

But today... I saw it again.  I saw a hint of my skinnier face.  I looked in the mirror and could see my face was a bit thinner.  It reminded me of when I was thin.  It was nice.  I hope to keep this up.



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177,884 It's not just that my wife turns me down for sex, it's how she does it that makes it even worse. I think she feels guilty being the one who always says no. She tries to ease her guilt by turning me into the bad guy. She desperately tries to claim that we can't have sex because I've done something wrong.

A few weeks ago for example, I took her on a long weekend to San Francisco. We had a fun time. On the final night in the hotel I suggested sex. She instantly transformed into a werewolf. She screamed we couldn't have sex because I treat her so badly.

I pointed it it simply wasn't true. I treat her warmly and with kindness.  I pointed out how we are spending this great weekend together in San Fran. And that I haven't said anything cross to her in years. I'm really a very good person.

She flipped.  I wouldn't have been surprised to see steam coming out of her ears.

I asked her for an example of something I've done wrong.  I told her there wasn't anything. She makes it up to make herself feel better about denying the sex.

She brought up an incident at her sister's wedding. That was 7 years ago. She asked me to get up and get her another glass of red wine.  As the dutiful husband I did. A minute later I brought her another glass. But as she points out, it was white wine. Not red.

"WHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE BRINGS ME WHITE WINE WHEN I SPECIFICALLY SAID RED!!!!"
  
This is my crime. This is why we can't have sex 7 years later. Not that I cheated on her. Not that I hit her. Nothing like that. My crime is that I brought her white wine instead of red.

This is what I deal with in my marriage.

One more year until my son goes to college and I'm gone.



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177,883 I'd rather be dead than stay in this marriage any longer.



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177,882 Finally had some great sex at my house after a long dry spell!  It's not that I've been without, I just finally had someone here so my bedroom finally smells of sex!



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177,881 177875...Dude...life is too short to deal with that type of insanity.



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177,880 I was ugly on the outside. A few pounds overweight, in need of some orthodontia, some make-up tips, a hairstyle and definitely a wardrobe. I lost the weight. Fixed the teeth. Learned how to do my make-up and hair and pulled together a new look.

You, on the other hand, were an anorexic bitch and ugly on the inside.

That hasn't changed.



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177,879 I rather be a fat fuck with stretch marks and surgery scars than having face features like yours , small eyes, wide nose , flat face etc.... At least I can always lose weight you on the hand cannot change your face unles you decided on altering your face with plastic surgery that will cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to correct .



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177,878 I take pictures of myself to feel good :)



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177,877 I don't know how to say no. Instead I run away. I get myself into these situation. People want my help. For example, with technology. They want my help in getting a virus off their computer. Or installing an app on their phone. Okay, I help them. Then someone hears how I helped so they want my help too. Then more people want my help. And more and more and on and on. Eventually some people get irritated I'm not helping them fast enough. Really? You get mad I'm not helping you fast enough? Fuck you. But I never say that. I can't even say no. But I don't want to help anyone anymore so I quit whatever clique I was in. I never see them again. I should learn to shut up and never help anyone.



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177,876 Thank god for weed because otherwise I think I would shoot myself in the head.



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177,875 I hate my in laws



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177,874 I wonder if my boss wants to fuck me even half as much as I want to fuck him. He's become my main masturbatory fantasy. I don't even care that he's married.



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177,873 There's a section of my yard by a tall fence. It doesn't get much light. The only thing which grows there is weeds. I hated it. So last year I put down mulch. I'd rather have no growth there than weeds. So far so good. I also add my one special ingredient. As the opportunity arises, I pee on the mulch. I think it helps big time with the weed control.



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177,872 Hillary and Trump both look good for 70. Trump is so overweight though. I doubt he will live much longer. A vote for Trump is probably a vote for President Pence.



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177,871 I don't know what to say about my wife. She views herself as a middle age athlete, striving to become a 20 year old again. Her entire life is about working out. Running, swimming, biking, tennis, pilates, yoga, healthy eating. The kids and I fell off her radar years ago. It's like she shows up sporadically between workouts to replenish her supply of protein drink. Other than that we don't see her.  I work. I do laundry. I cook the meals. I do homework with the kids. In short, I raise the kids.

Take this past weekend. I thought it would be good to bring everyone to the beach. My wife didn't want to go. She actually cursed at me because she had gym classes to attend. Oh. of course she did. But I insisted it would be good to go somewhere as a family.

Backfire. We get to the beach. I take the kids in the water. We don't see her for an hour. My wife's like doing laps in the ocean, swimming to Portugal and back.

We get out of the water to have some lunch. My wife takes off for a run down the beach. She's gone another hour.

The kids and I play with the frisbee. My wife is doing her stretches.

This is what the whole day was like. It was supposed to be about family bonding. Instead, it was another workout day for her while we just kept getting in her way.

Staying fit is one thing. But to treat your husband and kids this way speaks of a some type of OCD disillusion personality. I hate my marriage to her.



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177,870 Women take selfies all the time. Sometimes just for kicks, sometimes to post on social media and sometimes sure, to send somebody. I'm sure if my hubby looked through my phone he'd find tons of selfies. I've never cheated. I just like taking pics of myself when I feel pretty. When I'm feeling low I look at one or two to remind myself.  A good selfie takes a couple of tries. I wouldn't worry about it. If there are other behaviors that are worrying you then be an adult and talk to her.



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177,869 My wife makes me sad. I'm not sure what to do about this. I borrowed her phone and in snooping around I found she's been taking endless selfies. Like everyday. Like the same shot at 10 different angles. She's clearly trying to take the best photo of herself. WHY? I can only think she's sending them to someone.



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177,868 everything happens for a reason. in the end, i thank you for being my mirror. i needed to see the truth.



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177,867 Wonderful day. Life is already looking better! Who doesn't love a nice late brunch after a night and morning of love making. I've still got it!



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177,866 And YOU are a fat fuck who can't spell.



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177,865 You think we had it all, think again, really think, how could we. You finally took your mask off and told me the truth, now all I'm left with is a ugly liar. Memories made while you're wearing a mask, it's so fucking painful.



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177,864 aah life it's a game, sometimes you win, sometimes you loose, and sometimes you win the game on a technicality, however that doesn't make you a winner, just a loser in disguise. you know what I mean, eh.



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177,863 You are so guilt ridden.



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177,862 I hate summer. I can't pleasure myself during the summer because the kids are in the house. During the school year I have a routine. A bus picks them up and I have 6 hours to "tale care of business". I can draw bath, lounge around naked. Court myself before giving my kitty an orgasm. But summer. Ug. Kids everywhere. I need school to start again!!!!!!



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177,861 I've dated a few women where the first date lasted for 48 hours. I'd arrange to meet her on a Friday evening for a beer. It led to dinner. Which led to me going back to her place. Which led to sex. Which led to sleeping over. Which led to Saturday morning breakfast. And then a walk. And then hanging out. And then Saturday dinner. And then more sex. Then Sunday breakfast. And more hanging out.

I'd finally leave her on Sunday evening. Low wow, what a first date.  Obviously we are compatible.

Except for the half a dozen times I've done this with a woman, it's has never worked out. By a month later we'd never see each other again.

I think there is a lesson in there. MODERATION. It might sound like a fun idea to hang out all weekend, but don't do it. It's a false feeling. It's probably lust or neediness or loneliness calling. Don't fall for it. Go home and don't think about her again for a week.



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177,860 I'm no web designer. I mean, I leave that for the experts. But when a website offer the option of checking the little box to keep me signed in --- then the next time I come to the website, why do I have to enter my user name and password all over again? Does that sound like I'm still signed in?

No, it doesn't. I don't get these companies. It seems like their stuff doesn't work and they can't be bothered to fix anything.



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177,859 So many victories together, milestones and miles travelled ; in the end it all seems like fools gold ....



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177,858 look inside for all that malice you project



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177,857 I will pray for you sweetie. It seems like the last thing he needs is other women. Please take good care of yourself for your beautiful babies.



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177,856 We started so well. Are we over?



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177,855 So I was just singing "make you feel my love" as I was starting up pandora to listen to while I write this. That very song came on first; I'm listening to it right now. I used to identify with this song so much. In the beginning of our relationship, that is. But I don't know if that's what we both feel anymore. He wants more women. He's polyamourous.

We've been together almost seven years and he realized it about two months ago. He tells me he wants me included %100, but I don't believe that. He's done something that makes me think otherwise. I think he doesn't want to confess that he wants free reign while still being in a "commited relationship" with me. I don't even know if I could handle him having a girlfriend. Or multiple girlfriends.

The thing is, we've been through too many love-deepening experiences for me to go with my gut and let him go completely. Three kids, two miscarriages, one lost ectopic pregnancy, homelessness, mental health problems...we grew up together. It looks like we're growing apart. We don't even have our babies with us, they're in foster care. He lost his job, we got evicted, not one person would/could help at all, so we called cps to take care of our kids and slept in the park. This was in Vegas; it was the hardest decision of our lives but I couldn't make my babies sleep in the park if we couldn't get a spot at a shelter for the night. They've been in foster care for a year and we just found out two days ago that it will take about 3-5 more months before they're in our custody again.

We live with my dad now, setting up for the babies. But we're in the northwest of the country now. We skype with the kids. They still know us. They still call us Mommy, Daddy, and Grandpa. They're 4, 3, and 2 fucking years old. So vulnerable and confused because we failed them. I miss them and worry about them every second that goes by.

His depression is so deep that he can't work so financial matters are all on me. The only time he's not completely in his head is when he's either taken too many klonopins or smoked a fuckton of weed.
I don't make him happy anymore. He used to love me so much...but he's made it very clear that I'm not enough for him anymore, just without using those exact words. He knows how much it would crush me if he was blunt like that. He knows I'd probably have to end it if he was blunt. And he's terrified of losing me. I'm the only person who's stuck with him through anything no matter what. I'm the only person he's forgiven for making him angry. He knows I'd do close to anything for him and he doesn't want to lose that. And I don't want him to lose me either. I don't want to lose him.

He doesn't open his eyes during sex anymore. He used to always be oggling me. My face and body haven't changed. If anything my boobs have actually gotten bigger. He's fantasizing about having more than one girl. That would be okay if it wasn't something he truly wanted enough to jeopardize our relationship. I think that's what's really getting me. He wants a polyamourous lifestyle so much, that although he thought I would immediately break up with him when he told me, he still told me. I didn't break up with him. I decided to try to find a woman for a threesome so we could see how it goes. Because I love him. I love him, so I will see how I feel during a threesome before I decide to end it with him. He's my best friend as well as my lover. I want him to be happy.

But it's not as if he'd be happy if let him go off and be himself; he might lose it for good if he lost me. And I can't do that to him. But Im not polyamourous. If he stays with me, even if I said I couldn't have anything but monogamy, I'd be imprisoning him and it would only be a matter of time before he has to leave me in order to find fulfillment and peace. How can I be with someone if I can't fulfill their needs? It feels like we're just trying to enjoy the remainder of our time together. It feels like we both know our days in this relationship are numbered.

My crippling depression from years ago is coming back, full impact. And I can't tell anyone. He's so depressed and anxious that I can't put that on him, my dad is an alcoholic who just lost his wife, and everything I tell my therapist goes to the cps case worker. Court ordered. I'm lost. I just want to be enough for him. If not, maybe I'll be enough for someone else one day. But that's quite a long shot. I have a pretty face and okay proportions, I'm just overweight due to a hormonal disorder, acne on my fucking ass and arms, stretch marks, surgery scars, one of my breasts is tuburous... I'm the kind of woman that men don't consider as a prospect. I'm lucky that he ever even looked at me. And he's going to be gone soon I think...

I'll miss his unconditional love. His goofiness. He makes me laugh. He's gorgeous. We connect mentally, emotionally, and physically. Well maybe not physically anymore. But we truly love eachother. I just want to have my babies back and to be enough, fulfilling, for the one I love.



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177,854 I miss you its been almost a year since you passed ...i didnt know that would happend im broken by that we werent on speaking terms so it made it harder yes you were 53 and i was 28 you were married and i was your neighbor however people dont know our story ..i loved you and i dont inderstand why you have came to everyone else in thier dreams but me ..im going to dream tonight come meet me ill be waiting to see you there



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177,853 It hurts so bad my heart aches without you just know that i loved you hope you can see that but you were too busy breaking me you couldnt see all the love i had for you



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177,852 call me corn on the cob but... i really LIKE being good. it feels great to be straightforward and honest, to have direct and simple dealings with people. it didn't take away from my love for you or made it any less interesting. but true intimacy between us has never been possible. i used to think it was because of your situation but now i see that it is who you are. you seem to get kicks from creating drama around you... jealousy, intrigue, covert ops.. this is your idea of fun. and it's what makes us fundamentally incompatible. i'm glad to see you've found someone who loves the game as much as you do. for me, it was toxic. i'm a gentle flower :)



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177,851 Was he flirting with her to make me jealous or was he serious?  I know him well enough that it was to make me jealous - and it worked.  What grade are we in?  Last time I checked we're all technically old enough to be grandparents?

Swoon...



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177,850 Somebody stole my lunch at work, including the Tupperware it was in.  Fuck you!  That fucking Tupperware was my family's Tupperware, and even though I can buy another one, it was from my family.  Fuck you dick!



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177,849 I really tried to be sympathetic with the Black Lives Matter movement, I really did. We have to address the problems with police brutality in this country. But they went from being a group that had legitimate grievances to a militant, almost quasi-terrorist group. Now I see that their "manifesto" has all but abandoned the quest to fix police brutality in this country in favor of some incredibly shortsighted political demands (really, signaling out one particular country just because you've been fed a bunch of easily debunked lies about it? All the while ignoring the plight of millions of BLACK slaves in Africa and the middle east? Fuck you). Now, I'm praying that the group gets shut down and its leaders arrested. They are doing more harm to race relations in this country than anyone else has in recent history.

- A proud, educated black man who isn't putting up with this BLM crap anymore



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177,848 I had an affair for a few months. It eventually ended. No hard feelings at all towards him. He is still a good friend. It was wild while it lasted. We would do crazy things sexually. We did anal. I never even did it with my husband but I did it in the affair. Maybe the craziest was one night when I told my husband I was going out with friends. I lied. I had one of my friends pick me up and drive me into town. Then I met up with the affair. We went to a trendy restaurant. Then to a concert. Then to a bar for a nightcap and dancing. It was like a wonderful romantic night out, except my husband was home with our children. To top it off, he dropped me off right in front of my house. It was late. I knew my husband would be asleep. I wanted to do something special for such a beautiful evening, so I gave him a blow job while still in the car. I was right in front of my house. My husband could have looked out the bedroom window and seen me! Those were crazy times. I remember the experience fondly.



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177,847 Goddamn, healing from a breakup takes forever!  I'm not sitting around waiting for things to happen either, but it would sure be nice to be completely through this emotional entanglement and be completely ready for the next chapter of my life.



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177,846 Saw you sitting with a couple friends and almost didn't recognize you - how much weight have you gained? You used to make fun of me for eating healthy and working out. Guess that's why you're fat as fuck now. Thought about coming up to you to ask you how you have been, and rubbing it in your face about how I found a girl years younger than you, who is just as "obsessed" with working out and eating healthy as me, but then I remembered the last time we were in the same room your "best friend" (who blew you off to hook up with douche bags and never wanted to hang with you) came up to me said fuck you and flicked me off. Real mature. I broke up with you because you were a bitch, and I don't regret it for a second.



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177,845 My wife won't have sex anymore and everytime I ask she responds "why would you want me to do something that I don't want to do?"

I now give that response everytime she wants me to do something that I don't care to do, it's gotten me out of the opera, ballet, countless stupid cocktail parties and lots of chores around the house.

On the plus side I'm spending much more time with my kids and my golf game is much improved



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177,844 7838 he is a moocher and is using you.  If he wanted you nothing would get in his way.  Kick him to the curb pronto!



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177,843 lolol...he called someone a shit factory, I laughed so hard, i might not kill myself for another week, too funny....



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177,842 After nearly 6 months of knowing you, I understand why you are so miserable, why your husband has no desire to fuck you and why nearly all of the relationships you've attempted to have are largely unsuccessful. I wish I could help you realize that you are not nearly as great as you think you are.... Unfortunately that would take more effort and energy than I could ever put into a single relationship.

Still, it was a great fuck that one time. I don't regret it.



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177,841 Oh so this is what it feels like to be the old fart seeing all the obnoxious early twenty somethings coming through the corporate assembly line. Get me out of here



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177,840 I've been with the same guy for 5 years, and we broke up. I don't trust him. Another guy and me started talking and we were supposed to meet but it keeps falling through. I feel so insecure now. Anyway, I want to start talking to and meeting other guys. Everyone is on tinder but I don't hear great stories. What about okcupid? I don't do the club thing anymore. This other guy, I'm hung up on. I don't like a guy easily but when I do I really do. It sucks. So I wanna meet new guys and see what happens. Where tho?



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177,839 I am the warrior. I am the champion. I am the truth of struggle and the love of humanity. I am the light. I am the side of you that compels you to give your life to the higher road.

I am. You are. We can be.



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177,838 my Goal is to help others. You are at the bottom of the ocean. I can't help you. I tried.



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177,837 Some shit-bag walked away with the milk crate I bought for my recyclables. Dude, I hope your family dies of AIDS & cancer. I hope you have to watch you children wither  and perish because you walked off with my milk crate. Please kill yourself you worthless shit factory.



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177,836 My best friend is in town visiting. He has always said we never became a couple because of geographic locations. Except now he's moving home. He stays at my house while I'm at work but I haven't seen him in a week. He texts me every day all day but makes no effort to see me... but has no problem making himself at home during the day. He says he cares about me and wants to get to know the good and bad before being exclusive. But wtf dude. And I'm afraid to say anything to him in fear of losing the friendship or messing things up with my insecurities.



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177,835 Found a condom in the wife's overnight bag the day before a business trip..............Her excuse was......GET THIS........

Her: Because I'm a hoarder and I don't throw anything away.....Really?????



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177,834 I have a month of sobriety. Life is so much better.



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177,833 I'm pretty much drunk 24/7. Even at work.

This is a train wreck waiting to happen. I can only imagine what the state of my brain and liver are. One day I'm going to get fired for sure.

I barely remember this morning because I was drunk. I'm so unhappy and I'm in this spiral of despair. I wish something would happen and I would die.



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177,832 I forgot how mentally impotent you are.



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177,831 I wish being drunk didn't damage your body and your mind, because it feels DAMN GOOD.

Ugh, I'd do this 24/7 if I could. Gotta keep my job though



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177,830 I had forgotten what a vile demon you are



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177,829 Why couldn't God have made us without the NEED for human connection? Couldn't that have just been like, a side quest? Gosh



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177,828 After seeing the media throw its hissy fits over Trump and going as far as to claim he was giving the Nazi salute, I've decided...

I'm voting for Trump.

Anybody who drives the media this crazy is worth voting for.



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177,827 When you act like a dick, like you have... You don't get a say in how I feel and how I act G...



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177,826 I hate my fucking job and they want to promote me... What the fuck do I do?????



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177,825 I had a dream about one of my wife's friends. I was in bed with the woman and slowly peeling off her panties. It was super hot.

The next morning I wake up, come into the kitchen and the phone rings. It is my wife's friend. The one I just dreamed about.

She says she had a question about something and it came to her in a dream the night before how I would have the answer.

Like weird. I dreamed about her and she dreamed about me. It's got to be a sign.



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177,824 If your son dies while fighting in Iraq. You can be as rude as you want, as arrogant as you want, as insulting as you want, to everyone else on the planet. That seems to be the rule.



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177,823 I think my bf likes fat girls. Hes been commenting how good I look because I've put on some weight. I still have a long way to go.



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177,822 Our affair lasted three years. Our friendship, over twenty. When you died it was like losing a part of myself. Although I know you are gone, I still find myself searching for your face in a crowd. Maybe I always will.



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177,821 Donald Trump could not be any more disgusting to me. He embodies the term "ugly American". But he was 100% right about that crying baby. It's POS mother or clueless sperm donor should have removed it before he had to. Those people took time and spent money to hear HIM speak. Not to hear your fucking crotch fruit wail.



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177,820 About once a year I don't pay any of my bills. I let it go. They usually hit me up with a late fee for the next month,  but I don't care. It feels good to be irresponsible sometimes and blow everything off.



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177,819 I like to fuck as well....a lot! 😉

M/early 40's



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177,818 Too guilt ridden to see me, huh? ..... Or even text....



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177,817 I like to fuck....a lot.

-female, late thirties



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177,816 I hate my wife. I hate her. There is nothing i like about her. She has become the most difficult person I've ever met. She makes an issue out of everything. Nothing is simple with her. And before someone says it must be both our faults, it's not. I have learned to always respond politely. I never argue with her. I might suggest we do something a certain way. If she wants something else, fine, we do it her way. No more discussion on my part. Because discussion with her is pointless. I've learned and adapted. I treat her with politeness and give her her way. She continues to be as difficult as possible.

I am of course looking to divorce her. But I'm trying to avoid making that the biggest nightmare of all. To that end, I've put our house on the market. I've consolidated our finances. I've sold all our stocks. I've gotten rid of our brokerage account. I've closed down all but one of our bank accounts. Everything is in there. I sold off our 2nd and 3rd car. We are down to one cheapo car. As soon as the house is sold, I'm going to spring it on her. I'll tell her I'm leaving. I will take half the money in the account. I want to never see her again.

Now she can hire a fancy lawyer and argue it, but I don't know what it will get her. I'm willing to split the money 50 50 and she can also have the remaining car and all the furniture with the one stipulation that she never try to contact me. Never ever.

This should be the simplest divorce ever.

I just need to get this house sold and oh my God I am out of here. This nightmare will be over.



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177,815 She says, I have no use for that person, and then they toss it in the trash. I have no use for him or her, and they're gone. The people closest to her, discarded like trash. See the key word here, (use) I made the long-odds bet that I wasn't one of those, that I wouldn't be the victim of proximity to someone who has no foundation and no center.  I can't keep kicking myself for caring. My heart was in the right place with the wrong person.  Be aware when you hear the words I have no "use" for this person coming from your girlfriend or wife.



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177,814 I wasn't being selfless by removing myself from the situation. It's called self-preservation… You will never, ever get the chance to hurt me again…



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177,813 This is both gross and embarrassing. I was taking a bath. There is a hand held jet spray thingy. I was using it on my kitty. Every woman knows it's a great way to play with yourself.

The sprayer has a control dial. You can adjust what kind of spray comes out. Normally I keep it on a gentle rain effect. But I turned it to a powerful single stream and aimed it at my clit.

Instantly it was too much. I turned the sprayer out of the way so it would stop hurting my clit. It ended up being pointed at my backdoor. Pow. An immediate tingle. It was like someone was inserting a finger back there.

I moved the jet closer. I put it right up against my sphincter. It was magical. It was like anal sex without the man.

I did this for a minute. Then I felt very uncomfortable. It felt like I had to go to the bathroom in the worst way. Like immediately. It suddenly occurred to me. The jet water was going all the way inside me. It was filling up my bowels. I felt like I was going to explode.

I desperately tried to pull myself out of the tub. Too late. Baboom. All the water that was in me came rushing out. It brought along all the poop in my intenstines.

I found myself sitting in a bathtub filled with little pieces of my poop.

Can you say ewww. I let the water out of the tub. All my poop was clinging to the sides and bottom of the porcelain. And to my legs. I had to use the sprayer for a while to force all my poop down the drain. It was an ordeal.

Lesson learned. Jet spray on a clit is good. Jet spray in the backdoor is bad. A man's penis can not be replaced back there.  



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177,812 I wanted to live in a tiny micro house. This was my dream. Two hundred square feet. Enough for a sink, half sized fridge, and couch which is also a bed.

I did plenty of research on design and zoning rules.

Then someone showed me a documentary about micro houses. Yikes, all the people in the little house had mental problems. It was frightening. They were all depressed, had daddy issues, were ostracized in school, unemployed, had suicidal thoughts. The list went on and on.

I couldn't do it. I couldn't move into a micro house. I'd worry I was just like these whackos.

Now I live in a big house. I'm not comfortable here. But at least I'm not a micro house nut job.



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177,811 A couple in my town was getting divorced. He cheated, she filed. It was big news. Within a few weeks of the announcement, an amateur porn website had naked pictures of the wife. Obviously posted by the angry husband. Many people in town were talking about the pictures, I'm sure to the delight of many husbands.

I didn't know her well enough to say anything. I don't know if anyone ever told her she was there in the buff for all to see.

By a year later they had reconciled. No divorce. But I notice the pictures are still up. I'll bet if she knew it would be divorce all over again. LOL.



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177,810 How sure I am that I regret signing the adoption papers, only grows stronger every day.
It wasn't supposed to be like this...

I'm forever incomplete without you by my side.



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177,809 Fat people are like babies.  They eat like babies, walk (or, waddle) like babies, throw temper tantrums like babies.  And now thanks to the latest baby in the office, I had to be the adultad guy and intervene.  Thanks, baby - why don't you go back to your crib & let the rest of the adults do the work.  GO. AWAY. (or, better yet, stomp down the hall like you did before...  baby.)



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177,808 Today, I read a journal entry from last Oct. It helps put things in perspective and reminds me that you really were the WRONG person to marry. I don't regret it, still, but I am glad that we are done. Your obvious mental disorder (borderline personality disorder) was such a confounding way for either of us to live.

I forgive you, I forgive me. Fortunately, I don't care a lick about you anymore. I used to say to my friends "I hope she gets help etc." But, I really don't give two shits about you anymore. I just hope to God almighty that I NEVER cross paths with you again. You are one sick individual.



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177,807 When I'm bored shopping I imagine what my fellow shoppers look like while masterbating.



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177,806 One of my friends told me she is pregnant again. All my friends now have, or are expecting, a second child. Even the gay couple too as they are in the process of adopting. I'm happy for all of then, and I'm glad that they have fulfilling lives and happy families.

It just makes me more acutely aware of what I don't have. I'm not jealous, just sad that I don't get to share their happiness; that I would like a family of my own, but I won't ever have one.

I'd like to get over my sadness and sense of loss so that I can properly give my love and support to all the good people I have in my life, instead of dwelling on the people that are missing.



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177,805 I didn't tell you in all the ugliness, but I love you more than drawing breath Natalie. I'm pretty sure I won't survive this. But if I do, I'll never be the same. I'll be so much less.



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177,804 His tongue - His penis - His fingers take me to heaven.



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177,803 #792 - get out and get out NOW. Do not waste any more of your life with this so-called man. Please...you are worth so much more...



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177,802 There's one girl I used to jack off to where I would use a condom.  It would make the fantasy seem more real.  I meet her, and we fuck, but we have to be careful... better use a condom.  I've jerked off to hundreds of women, but I only jerker off with a condom on with this one and only girl.



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177,801 --Deep Breath--

I have synesthesia.

No, it's not a disease, it's a condition where two of your senses are conflated. Some people see numbers as having different colors, or letters as being male or female.

I have several different things. The biggest is that I taste words. Certain words have very specific tastes. "Cash" tastes like coffee ice cream. "Lawyer" tastes like Cream of Wheat. "This" tastes like cheese spread. Not all words have tastes, but I guess about 20% do.

There are also certain names that are associated with different parts of the body. "Richard" is associated with the earlobe. "Nash" is associated with the prominence on the tibia, just below the knee.

I also see some music as colors. The violin is silver, the clarinet is purple, the soprano sax is like the shimmer of rain on the street after the sun comes out.

I have never told any of this to anyone. Not my husband, not my best friend, not my mom. I'm enough of an oddball as it is without people thinking my brain is wired even more wrong than it is.

--Sigh--



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177,800 It's really hard to pick a side when there's arguments for both.



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