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178,099 I act cool and pretend to have that mysterious personality so that peoole would be more interested in trying to understand me. Truth is, what's inside the cool exterior is a boring and predictable interior. And I wonder why people keep leaving.



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178,098 I was honestly so hopeful about us. I had this vision of how great we could be together - of how you could help me fix myself, and of how I could help you keep your sanity on your dark days. But you stopped replying. And I really have no idea why I got this sad of it. I don't even know why I keep thinking about you. I don't know why I planned a future with you. I mean, I met you in a bar. And nothing more existed outside that drunken night.



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178,097 My dad called me names and told me I was ugly. I look at photos of that little girl...I wasn't ugly! I still believe I am ugly. If it wasn't true then, is it untrue now, also? But I just feel awful all the time and I don't like people even looking my way. I dress down because it makes me cringe to even be asked if I am wearing a new top, did I get a haircut, and so on. I feel like what they mean is "try all you want, you are still ugly." I work in a shipping department by myself. I am just a voice on a phone. I could never work in the public eye, I am paralytically shy. This is my life I guess



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178,096 I keep avoiding all topics about my ex and i'm afraid that suppressing this too much may have caused me to have a personality disorder.



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178,095 Hoo-Ray! I'm so excited - looking through my backup discs for a favorite piece of software, I came across all my incest porn I thought I'd lost forever! Just over 30 thousand pics and videos of wonderful family sex!  It was so thrilling to see them all again, and I got to say, you haven't seen true joy until you've watched a loving mother make sweet, beautiful love to her adoring son!  So heart-warming!



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178,094 My wife is yelling how I forgot our wedding anniversary in July.

No, I remembered. I just chose not to do anything about it. There's a difference. And it's that difference she should be worried about.



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178,093 My husband keeps his cell phone within a foot of himself at all times. Taking a shit, taking the garbage outside, making a sandwich in the kitchen, getting his coffee mug out of the car? All these actions are preceded by grabbing his phone and shoving it in his pants pocket. What a guy!



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178,092 A handsome man hit on me for the first time in my life! Nice hit-on, not creepy. It was pleasant. Is this how it feels for good looking people all the time?



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178,091 For the last week , I have been texting and talking to a woman I have "met" on a dating site. Tonight, we meet in person for dinner. I am excited about this to no end, my nervousness about it all is that I have just one more thing to tell her and I'm not sure if that will be a deal breaker for her or not. So far, we seem to be extremely compatible, let's see how it shakes out tonight! Here's to hoping!



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178,090 Really frustrated with having a low credit score. I make one dumb mistake with a credit card when I'm 18 (bought work clothes with it, didn't pay it off, ruined my credit), and now I can't get an apartment. My dad has worse credit score than I do, and my mother is dead so that's out. I'm 22 now, and I'm much more responsible than I was back then. God I hate having to pay for my mistakes when I'm not even that person anymore



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178,089 Week long beach vacation with hubby and his family: brother, sister and her BF, Mom and uncle with a place with a view of the ocean, incredible, right? A whole week with your spouse to frolic and play in the water, no responsibilities, no worries... except for that one little thing... hubby won't have sex with me. why? "because someone might hear" He is almost 50 years old and is too uptight about it.

I am so sexually frustrated. Why did I even come? He tries to tell me this is normal, is this normal?!?!



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178,088 I'm counting the consecutive days I start my day upset because my wife has changed into a total nag. Can't pinpoint the date but just found a note I wrote to myself 5 years ago to myself. It said:" I don't know how many more  mornings I can take her moods."
Now, after 18 years of marriage, I'm making a note each day. If it reaches 365 days..... I'm outta here!!
She was the best. Wish I knew giving her my life was going to go like this.



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178,087 It points left if you're the one wearing the shirt.



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178,086 Why do I shave down there if no one ever gets to see? So if I get hit by a bus the doctor in the emergency won't think I'm messy? That is why? Hardly much to go on!



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178,085 I saw a man walking around my house in the middle of the night. I was asleep on the couch. A creaking in the hallway upstairs woke me. I heard the footsteps coming down the stairs. I thought one of my children was awake. I better get up and put whoever it was back to bed.

From where I was laying, I could only see a small part of the bottom most step. White pants and a blue shirt appeared for a flash. It must have been my oldest. But at 3 AM? I listened to see which way he went. To the kitchen? To the basement?

But there was no more sound. I got up to look. No one was there. I went upstairs to check. My oldest was still asleep. All my children were asleep.

I rushed back downstairs and frantically looked around. The front door was wide open. How did that happen? Was someone in the house and quickly exited? Did I dream it? No, the front door was definitely open. To this day I'm not sure what happened. Except I saw a man coming down the stairs in the middle of the night.



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178,084 First thing:
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178,083 I broke my friend's cat.



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178,082 How many opportunities have I missed being depressed.  Get it together self!!



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178,081 I've found the song I want played at my funeral. But I'm afraid of telling anyone that.

M/45



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178,080 My wine is just fine you'd say. Having the best time of my life.



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178,079 My wife is constantly yelling at our children. I think she's damaging their self esteem. I desperately try to get her to stop. She won't listen.

A typical conversation -- She'll yell because they aren't eating dinner fast enough. I'll very nicely point out there is no reason to yell. She could ask calmly. She comes back at top volume with, "I'M NOT YELLING!" The kids steal a glance in my direction. They get the irony. She is yelling how she is not yelling. My wife is mean and dumb.



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178,078 #068: on behalf of the women of this world: wine goes bad too and you are already vinegar!



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178,077 As sexy as women think facials are, when a woman swallows, it's amazing.



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178,076 I bumped into him a few days ago. It was Thursday in fact. He was walking along Main Street. It was always good to see him, always a warm greeting. I've known him for 10 years. Great conversation. We participated in many public debates. By public, I mean on the town internet forum. I was the conservative voice, he was the liberal. We'd go at it and in truth, we both loved it.

He was that rare person who could actually concede an argument if I crafted my views just right. I learned from him in this way, the part about giving in to the other side. It's why I respected him so much.

Anyway, I saw him on Thursday. I went back to my house. He went back to his house - and shot himself in the head.

I don't know what to say or think. Why did he do it? I can't help but ask if it had something to do with bumping into me an hour earlier? It wasn't a harsh conversation, not at all. We are both gardeners. We spoke about our tomato plants. I told him I'd drop off a few tomatoes when they were ready.

You know what he said? He hesitated at first and then said, "Yes, that would be lovely... my wife would really like it."

I noted in my head at that moment - why the hesitation? Why didn't he say he would like it? Why would only his wife like it? It was like a hint I think, a hint that he wouldn't be around. Was I supposed to figure that out? Should I have been able to catch his message and talk him out of suicide? No, there was no way I could have made that leap. But knowing him as I did, knowing how clever he was with his words, I'm sure he was toying with me. I'm sure he knew I'd assign meaning to his hesitation later once his plan came out.

Well done I suppose. He won this final round in a definitive fashion. I concede on that point.

Goodbye my friend. I will miss our talks.



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178,075 I don't know about the Hillary campaign slogan,

"I'm with her," and an arrow pointing to the right.

It reminds me of those crude t-shirts,

"I'm with stupid," and an arrow points to the person next to you. Very tacky.

Also, why would the arrow point to the right? Wouldn't Hillary want it pointing to the left? Or does Hillary now stand with the right wing conservatives?

Doesn't seem very well thought out.



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178,074 It is the covert adult bullies who have been the cause of me withdrawing from the world.
Trump is a perfect example of this.  I cannot stand listen to him talk for even 5 minutes.
I know I am not alone in this.
Gives me comfort and hope for me to one day emerge from my cocoon.



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178,073 One of my best friends is being a hard-core hypocrite right now. She always preaches about personal and emotional growth to others, and yet as soon as someone tells her how she could improve her character, she's too scared and hides behind the Great Wall of Deflections, featuring Excuses, Denial, and Finger Pointing!

Sooooo annoying.



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178,072 Having my family separate, losing my daughter to a visitation schedule and watching the woman I love leave me has been the hardest experience of my life. I've been reduced to a source of payroll and a fleeting presence with minimal influence on my daughter's life.

I had given up on the idea of family prior to having a daughter. The hardest part is that I let my heart dream of a stable and happy family again. I got it, for a minute - only to lose it again.

It has brought back so many deeply painful memories of my own father and mother's separation. Life's lessons are cyclical and generational. It's difficult to break free of certain patterns. Even when you are conscious of them and have all the tools you need to make a family work.

I have a new found respect for people who truly lose their loved ones. I can't imagine the pain.

My life feels empty. I'm trying to reach back to my pool of strength, my courage, to keep moving forward with life optimistically.

I've taken some hard hits before, some with even greater consequences. It seems that even in those tougher situations, I had more influence over the outcome.

My current situation is an exercise in powerlessness, humility and patience.

Keep me strong Universe. Keep my head up. Give me something to look toward. Please.

persistence in optimism.



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178,071 So I'm sick with lyme and after every single time I take an epsom bath at night to try and detox, I get really ill. I know this is normal and a good thing, meaning all the bad shit is dying. But I've been going through some scary shit that I've been having to keep to myself. I'll shake, seize up and even do bodily movements that I don't mean to do. A lot of the times I'll feel like I'm having an out of body experience. I can't control anything. For example, I'll move my arm but my brain literally won't register the movement until a few seconds later. Its like theres a delay and it doesn't even feel like I'm in my body. I mostly feel like shit all night and have this bizarre sensation that I won't make it. When I wake up I still kind of feel like garbage for a little while.

Its been the hardest part about the fight and I found out its something called 'detachment' or 'depersonalization disorder'. Now, I'm not gonna go around telling people that I have this issue, they'd probably think I'm fucking insane. But knowing that this has a name and that I'm NOT crazy and that other people have this problem, well... a small drop of comfort in the bucket.

I'm scared though, because this is suppose to last for quite a while to come. I've been having a lot of neurological symptoms as of late. The twitching and seizing and muscles making all these weird movements... God I hope I'm not getting worse. How am I suppose to deal with this my entire life?



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178,070 You cannot tell me that people beating other people for the color of their skin is not racist. But there are those that will say they are justified.
Stop fighting over something that isn't relevant. We are pretty certain aliens are purposefully destroying a star and you assholes are too busy worrying about how much melanin is in your skin.



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178,069 I once called my Congressman's office to note opposition to a pending law. Granted, I knew nothing about the law. A friend of mine is very politically active. He took issue with the law and needed people to call the Congressman. He said just call and say you are against the legislation.

I called. Some guy answered. I guess he had received a few phone calls already and this was making for a bad day. He immediately lashed out at me. Boy was he nasty. Paraphrasing, he said idiots like me don't know anything and that I have no clue what this legislation was really about and I should take my grade school education and go back to watching TV all day.

Wow, that was hardly the response I expected from a Congressman's office. I personally had no issue with the Congressman, but if he hires people like that, well he obviously isn't a good judge of character. I will certainly never vote for him again.



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178,068 My fiancée can't function unless he's high. I want to call it off. He gets violent when he isn't. I think he might kill me.



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178,067 I'm sure glad I age like wine and women age like milk!



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178,066 For 20 years I've told her to work on her sex drive. I quit telling her last year. The girl at works sex drive is just fine. I had the patience of Job.



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178,065 I think you have been replaced!  :-)



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178,064 I am so glad the press/media are finally fact-checking Donald Trump. This guy is a danger. The media are finally fed up with his bs calling in, giving a factually false statement, then basically not allowing follow-up.



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178,063 I used to think that big tits were everything.  But while my wife has a large, natural rack, her nipples are not very sensitive.  Licking and sucking on them does very little for her.

A previous gf, who had very small tits, loved having her nipples sucked and licked so much that I was able to make her cum from just that.  Even though my wife looks and fucks and sucks like a porn star, I'll never forget how hot that was.



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178,062 I'm scared that Trump will actually become president, and start World War 3.



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178,061 The press and the left are petrified of Trump. That is why they exaggerates everything he says. They have searched high and low to find some dirt but can't find anything. What you see is what you get.He is a loud mouth and a egoist but he loves his country and is a proud American!
Clinton on the other hand is a crook and a liar.She  sees the presidency as a way to gain personal wealth and power.The White House and  the FBI are protecting her as she knows enough to sink Obama's legacy and land some of them in jail. Sad day for America.The private emails server was there to protect all her corrupt dealings with enemies of the USA.
Lets hope the silent majority in America will vote Trump in as President . He is our only hope.
With Clinton in the WHite House -America's end will come sooner than we all expected.



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178,060 I have always been an ass and leg man! I could care less if a women has large or small breasts. Actually big boobs, like big hair are not all that attractive to me. Unless you can see her hard nipples through her shirt/ blouse ect. So hot! But shapely legs and ass and you have my attention, to the point it's hard for me NOT to stare. But I know women hate that, especially from me. An average looking over weight mid 30's dude. Sometimes I'll start feeling good about myself, then I'll check out a women at the store or where ever and more often then not I just get glared at. Like sheesh, sorry for finding you attractive and trying to get a little extra look at your beauty... Oh well, at this point I'll probably just die single. What ever, I have my dog, and she has a better personality then a lot of the women I meet. I don't think I was put on this planet just to treat a women like a queen or princess. Alaska has slim Pickens for available women.



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178,059 Nothing says happy anniversary like anal. :)

- M 43



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178,058 Here is a good example of why Reddit isn't as inclusive as one might think. People on Reddit can say whatever they want until the mods step on their balls. So there are going to be those certain people who brigade together over some total bullshit.

Idiots on Reddit actually said that Ariel Winter wasn't hot.



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178,057 I've tried.  I've tried to close that door several times.  I've had it shut but never for very long, it always manages to blow back open.  You touched my soul.



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178,056 You are always on my mind.



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178,055 seeing you again was the sweetest torture i have ever known.



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178,054 I already love you.  I think that's the problem.  

I understand if you can't handle it.  Thank you for making me feel lighter than air.



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178,053 I love Reddit, but it's full of misinformation.  You can't find much good information on it anymore.  People used to swear that all you needed is Reddit, but there is the entire rest of the internet with better information.



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178,052 I think women get too hung up on their breasts.  Yes, there are bigger ones and smaller but guys generally like tits.  I love looking at big natural breasts but have enjoyed all boob sizes.  I definitely prefer natural to augmented, though, honestly, any big boob will turn my head initially.

- M 44, wife 40 DDD



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178,051 I wanna contact you so bad. It has been ever since your wife came to me in my dreams. Not sure if it was because this month marks one year since everything happened or if it actually means something.



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178,050 I cannot quit fucking strangers. The allure is overwhelming and never ending.



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178,048 I think it's disgusting the way the media twists every word out of Trump's mouth. He can say, "Hi, how are you?"

And the media will report that Trump has obviously poisoned the national water supply and is going around asking people how they feel so he can tell if his plan to destroy mankind is working.



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178,047 I'm a 34A as well, 28D according to the subreddit abrathatfits. I hear so many people praise them, I am not one of them. I spent over 300 dollars on bras after measuring according to there measuring guide, tried a bunch if sizes ranging from 34B all the way to 30DD. NOT ONE OF THEM FIT OR LOOKED GOOD, THEY WERE ALL COMICALLY HUGE. so fuck abrathatfits. I'll keep wearing my 34A bras. Can't believe how delusional I was thinking they would indeed fit.



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178,046 I feel like my anxiety is eating me out. I am really good at hiding it as well. But I am scared that if I will start crying in front of a person I won't be able to stop. The thing is, I can be happy too, very happy, but I don't like being left alone with my thoughts. I had a really bad summer break and I just want Uni to start. I should be so thankful for everything I have which only makes it worse. I just hope I get hit by a bus. I don't like growing up, it is scary and dissapointing as hell. At least I have a loyal boyfriend for now, without him I would be completely lost. He keeps me grounded. What I would like is just for someone to hold me while I cry, but I know I would not be able to let myself go that way. you know, gotta keep that mask on for fucking knows who...



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178,045 A few year ago I had a chance to steal money and get away with it. It never could have been traced back to me. But I didn't do it. I thought about it for half a second. But no, I couldn't do it. Other people were there. They did take the money. They thought I was being a fool. Since then, they have been living a pretty good life. I have not. I wonder what would happen if the situation came up again. Did I make the wrong decision first time around? I think possibly I did. I don't know anymore.



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178,044 Yesterday I jerked off onto your wife's tits. You are so naive.



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178,043 Look what's happening in the Olympics. The athletes are criticizing each other. Saying he took drugs and she is really a man and that entire team cheated. Sportsman like conduct? No, not at all.

Look at national politics. Same thing. Everyone pointing fingers.

You know what I think will happen next? Ordinary people learn from what they see in the news. It trickles down. Soon everyone will be criticizing everyone. It will be neighbor against neighbor. Worker against worker. Student against student.

This is the end of society. Mark my words. In a few years everything will break down. You should buy guns and plenty of ammo.



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178,042 You know what scares me about divorce? I know a number of couples who are divorced. Ten years later they are still suing each other over money. The divorce process never ends. My friends are afraid to look to their mail box. Could be another divorce proceeding being filed.



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178,041 Went to my high school reunion the other night. I had moved aa from my hometown a long time ago. Walked up to a guy I went to school with from kindergarten through 12th grade. For several years we were very good friends. We've been friend's on FACEBOOK for several years. I said "hello", he said "hello", then he immediately turned around, had his back toward me and started talking to other people.
Fuckin' asshole right-wing republican. It figures.



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178,040 I've got some huge knockers myself and gravity's done its thing on them.  Another of the most delicious memories of "that night" was when he unhooked my bra and brought them in for a soft landing.  My beloved has class and talent !!!



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178,039 Breast are nice be they big or small but no nicer nor more beautiful then any other body part. The soft skin below the ear, the gentle curve of the calf, the perfect curve of the waist to hip, the neck, the eyes, the lips all are completely beautiful and amazing. But put any of those on a woman with a shitty personality and she becomes ugly. Much like a man obssessed with body parts.



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178,038 I have D breasts, and they do not sag at all and I am 40. Just lucky, I guess. I love watching a man's jaw drop when i pull off my shirt. Never get over that :)



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178,037 It doesn't matter to me at all how big a girl's tits are as long as she has nipples that get really, really hard when  I play with them and suck them. That's all that matters to me. And one time I sucked a girl's tits and she gave me milk -- that was the best.



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178,036 I feel
The same towards you
And I'm glad that
You
Are
Unhappy now.
You were
Nothing but
A
Controlling shrew.
You're past your
Expiration date
Be gone
Fool



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178,035 Fuck you, anyone who puts pressure on women to go under the knife for a different cup size. You need to just die.

-36C and fuck you



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178,034 I barely know you. Why can't I get you out of my head? I tell myself to be happy when you're not around, that at least I can focus and I shouldn't feel that way anyway. But I just feel morose.



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178,033 I highly doubt the woman who dropped her tampon outside the truckstop in West Liberty, Iowa would ever guess a man (me) would find it, take it to the nearest men's room, and happily shove it up his ass.  That3's when I discovered that the only thing better than a tampon up your ass is a FREE tampon up your ass!



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178,032 i cant fathom how people actually make themselves and others believe that artifically enhancing body parts for the satissfaction of a bunch of strangers and a man who will lay down with u to enjoy are actually just doing it for themselves. No...these people are weak minded and care how others would look at them lol are u kidding me ? the typical " i am getting my breast or ass surgically enhanced for me" have confidence dont crave into what society think beauty is. not everyone its perfect



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178,031 When I was young, I wanted boobs so bad.  I was super skinny (98lbs at age 18) and flat as an ironing board, probably due to all the physical activities I did.  I was so embarassed that I actually stuffed my bra with Kleenex.

Eventually I grew into a B cup.  Still not as big as I would like, but then push-up padded bras came around.  I liked that.  I bought the most beautiful bras in all colors and fabrics.  I had quite a collection.

Then I got pregnant.  Oh man, those babies GREW.  I was a DD and they were practically up to my throat.

I nursed for only a month when I developed an issue with milk production.  That was a tough thing for me, as I always wanted to nurse for as long as possible.

I mostly nursed on the left side, and I'm not sure if that has anything to do with it, but now my left boob is a D and my right one is a C.  FYI, they don't make bras with two different cup sizes.  One company apparently did, but they don't anymore.

So while I now have the boobs I always wanted (and they look fantastic for me being in my 40s, due to exercise), what I have to do is buy D bras (which are not beautiful and girly, by the way), and pad the C side.  I guess I've come full circle.  I miss my Bs :(



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178,030 Please get your boobs done. We, women, know that it's not about men and their feelings, it's about how we feel and about our emotions. Although, the procedure is not cheap and can run up to 10K, it worth every penny. Select great doctor with high reviews, do your research and enjoy your life! I did my upper eyelids not long ago and I was dreaming about it since I was 10 y.o.



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178,029 We really do like them though. We like all breasts



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178,028 I'm 27. Still no larger than a 34 A. Have wanted implants since I was 12, because I knew they would never grow. And I wasn't wrong. They didn't. Still flat as board. How they can be though of as boobs is something I can't fathom. They are the cause for my low self-esteem, and self hatred. Anytime a guy tells me he likes them I just pretend to take it as compliment, but on the inside.I just want to chop his dick off for being such a fucking liar. No way in hell can that be appealing, unless your a pedophile! So as a result I no longer date. My small breasts have completely ruined my life.



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178,027 I'm 42 and have naturally big breasts- D cup. I am going to get implants next summer to bring the girls up and increase a size or two. Nowadays, the high quality implants and if done correctly feel extremely natural. I'm all for the plastic surgery if not overdone. In my case it would hardly be noticeable because my bras push the breasts up anyway, but I want to get better. Call it a middle life crisis: men buy new hot car, women get new boobs and then a man with his new car...lol. I've already done some very tasteful and extremely conservative plastic surgery and cannot be happier.



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178,026 I'm fearful about saying anything bad of Hillary Clinton. I don't want to be murdered.



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178,025 Um... your telling me that a cups are ACTUALLY considered breasts?!?!



-small breasted girl who is seriously considering implants-



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178,024 Big natural tits SHOULD sag.  There is nothing less attractive than than phony tits that defy gravity.  Be proud of your big tits.  The sag makes them beautiful



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178,023 I have big breasts... but boy are they saggy. They look great in a bra, so when I'm dressed they're great. But I'm always scared of that moment when I take my bra off... :(



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178,022 I'm tired of being alone but also tired of society.



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178,021 i've stopped watching the olympics. tooooo booooring. i mean how many times can i watch someone swim to the other end of the pool.  what about the other sports why are they not shown. whatever. i can't wait around anymore hoping they will show something more than swimming.



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178,020 Urrr... I wouldn't have posted that picture of your family at the beach.

All your kids are like 30 pounds overweight. Your two sons are wearing speedos with their guts hanging over. Your daughter is wearing a bikini which is much too tight.

What are they all late teens, early 20s now?

Ya know, for years we put up with your incessant talk about the importance of sports and gym class and how it's more important that academics.

So here we are, your kids are a few years out of high school. The first girl went to college for a year, dropped out, and works as a receptionist in a dentist office.

The second one went to college for year and then dropped out to pursue his career goal of mowing lawns.

The third one never went to college at all and works as a busboy.

The reason this troubles me so much --- you were the Chairman of the Board of Education. You insisted on guiding everyone's kids.

And look how yours turned out. Sports are their thing? Doubt it. They are all too chubby to be athletic.

Your kids are losers just like you.

I'll never understand how the winds blew just right so that you ended up as Chairman. But I'm so glad that chapter is over. Now maybe this next generation of school kids can make something of themselves.



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178,019 Chris Mosier. We're led to believe he is this ordinary young woman who is better off being a man. Just a good decent guy next door type... let's let him live his life in peace.

Okay, yea, I could buy that.  Except he likes to pose naked in magazines. How many good decent guy next door types do you know who like to pose naked in magazines?

If someone next door to you did pose naked in a magazine, male or female, you'd say what a tramp.

But when a transgender person does it, well somehow it's wholesome?? What a load of crap.



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178,018 178011. I love 34a's



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178,017 Happiness is sitting in your undies with nothing to do for the day. :)



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178,016 Nike gear is on sale where I live, too. I don't buy it the company has been accused of violating labor laws since 1990, and they currently sponsor the NFL (one of the most corrupt, ridiculous "non-profit" organizations of all time). They had a contract with Oscar Pistorius before he murdered his girlfriend. They sponsor Kobe Bryant, a rapist, not to mention dozens of athletes who have committed acts of physical and sexual abuse against their partners. Nike sponsors Penn State's athletics programs and even named its first child care facility after noted molester Joe Paterno.

Quality wise, you don't get what you pay for. That $200 pair of sneakers will fall apart just as fast as your $60 pair of whatever other brand you wear. Aesthetically, sure, they're pretty. But they're cheaply made and use shitty materials. It's built in obsolescence- you'll keep coming back for more. Instead of spending $120 for a couple pairs of shoes, you'll spend $350+ in a year.

But yeah. Tell me again how Nike is a bad company over that Chris Mosier ad again? If that's the thing that causes you to scratch your head or be upset, you might want to reconsider your priorities. Nike is a horrible company for so many reasons. Supporting the LGBTQ community ain't one of 'em.



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178,015 Hey, Vera, remember when you finally "helped" me admit I'm a racist? Well, in reality I only said it to shut you up.



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178,014 In my local paper, a sports store has an ad for Nike clothing. It's on sale, 25% off. I'd buy some for me and my children, but none of us are transgender. Guess I'll go for the Adidas instead.



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178,013 School bullies should not just be expelled, they should be killed, along with their entire family.



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178,012 Anything more than a mouthful is a waste!!



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178,011 Portrait of a dysfunctional marriage:

My wife broke the glass window pane in our liquor cabinet. She was drinking one afternoon with her friend, and according to my wife, the glass pane just broke on its own.

I think more correctly, they were drunk and slammed the door shut so hard that the glass popped out. All the clips holding the glass in place were broken off. They really slammed that thing.

I didn't get mad. What's the point. My wife has broken many things in her almost daily drunken state. (I don't drink at all.) Wine glasses, dishes, sheetrock, the sideview mirror on the car, to name a few.

This time though, I told her she broke it, so she must get it repaired. She needs to measure the glass and then visit a glass store to have a new piece cut.

She threw a fit. She screamed this is something for husbands to do, not wives. She said I was a terrible husband for not taking care of this.

I'm so tired of cleaning up her messes. She does this all the time, pawning off her responsibilities on to me. I stood my ground. I insisted she fix this problem.

Two months went by. Nothing. The glass was not replaced.

Then she informed me she was having dinner party. I said only if the cabinet was fixed. She sarcastically said I better get on it. I said if SHE doesn't fix it, then no dinner party. She said I can't stop her. I said she's right, but I won't be coming - she can host a dinner party with all these couples, but her own husband wouldn't be there - how embarrassing that would be for her - everyone would gossip about her.

This stopped her cold. The most damaging thing you can ever do to your wife is embarrass her in front of her friends.

By a week later the glass was fixed.

She wouldn't fix the door because it was the right thing to do.

She wouldn't fix the door because I asked her to.

No, she fixed the door to stop people from gossiping about her. Self centered much?

And the kicker, at the end of the month, I received a $230 bill from a handyman. Unbeknownst to me, she didn't go to the glass place at all. She hired this guy to fix the glass for her.

Recap, my wife was stubborn and uncooperative. She got her way and I got a bill. This is a dysfunctional marriage. It has turned me into a misogynist.



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178,010 Yes, having small breasts does make you feel inadequate. I having 34a's know this very well.



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178,009 anyway who invented money?!



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178,008 I think my dick has become skinnier over the years. I think the length is the same, just the width has decreased.



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178,007 my fiancee was adopted. he has always had a suspicion that he is in fact his father's biological child who was born out of an affair. but not his mother's. today after seeing pictures of his father, and grandfather in there younger days i'm convinced as well. it certainly explains a lot of what happened in his childhood, and a lot the health issues he has that his family does as well. that he shouldn't, cause he is adopted....



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178,006 Part of the idea of online dating is that you are able to present yourself through words. Ok, cool. I know who I am, I'm 4 years clean. But I haven't been in a relationship in that time. Sexually or romantically. So not only don't I  know quite what I want, I don't know how I'll behave. I think I love sex but who knows?? I think I'm confident and a good communicator and not jealous but I'm legitimately afraid those defects are hiding inside of me.

35/f



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178,005 The camera adds ten pounds.  I just joined a dating site, i won't put up full body pics because of that, i look chubby in pics.  But in real life i get hit on, i have a somewhat curvy body (fat bootie) so don't worry about it.  Just put up those pics of your face and you'll be fine.



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178,004 are you serious? the next person that screws up LOOSE/LOSE is gettinf removed from the gene pool.

lose - this is not the same as loss. dont type RIP, sorry for your lose. or loose. or fucking lost.  its "sorry for your loss". as in you LOST someone or something.

loose - like your mom. the opposite of tight.

WE ARE ALL DOOMED. people cant spell. people dont know shit.

bring on the fucking purge.



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178,003 I've been on a dating app (pof) for a little over a month now.
I was getting at least 4 messages a day, but since I put full body pics up a few days ago, I've only gotten 3.
I feel strange about it. I've never lied about my weight or size and I wanted to be honest. Now I'm thinking I should just take them down and see what happens.
It gets very discouraging. And I don't know if I should continue to try to date this way. My work schedule doesn't allow me to meet men the traditional ways.

I hope this works at some point. It would be really nice to go on a date and not get stood up again.



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178,002 My wife is in the kitchen right now making ketchup.  Who makes homemade ketchup?



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