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178,199 There have been a couple a times I ate my wife's pussy and gave her a big O. She offered to do me in return but I said no need, making her happy is all I need. She thinks of me as a great guy for only wanting to please her. What she doesn't know is I jerked off an hour before she wanted sex. That's why I didn't want anything for myself. I see no need to set the record straight on this.



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178,198 I woke up in my tent this morning.  I could hear the sound of the ocean and it reminded me of when we'd stay on the coast together.   I realized that I woke up alone, again and without you.

As I loaded up my stuff and got ready to ride into town for breakfast, I went off to be alone in the trees so I could grieve just a little bit more....

You're Always in my thoughts. All Ways.



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178,197 Even if we never speak again I think you are part of my karass. I keep seeing dragonflies when at my lowest, and am slowly building the strength to do what I know in my heart must be done to take my life back. If that works I have you to thank for that.



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178,196 no one will ever look at me with love in their eyes.



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178,194 I like Shia Labeouf. He's a little weird but isn't everyone in that business? He gets better looking as he gets older and he's a terrific actor. That Sia video, damn. Shia Labe-BUFF...badum CHING!....I'll see myself out...



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178,193 Right now my boyfriend ate me out and I feel bad cause my vagina was itchy and when he was licking he was licking the area that was itchy so I guess it worked out



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178,192 Seth Rich, the DNC staffer who was gunned down recently in Washington DC. It's been hinted he was the source for the Democratic email leak.

The story has now come out that he left a bar at 2ᛆ AM. He decided to walk the one mile home to his apartment. Gun shots were heard at 4ᚻ a block and a half from his apartment.

So it took him one hour and 49 minutes to walk less than a mile. Does that make sense to anyone? Walking that distance should take about 25 minutes. What was he doing for the remaining one hour and 24 minutes?

See how the story doesn't work? See what's going on?



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178,191 I have so much to offer in love and relationships besides my looks but that's all men see me for. I don't hear from the guys I'm actually interested in bcuz I have sex too soon with them. Which in turn makes them think
A slut which in reality I just really like to be intimate and they should take it as a compliment bcuz I don't do it with anyone else. But I'm sure from
The way they see it they think I'm just a whore and do that with everyone which is absolutely not true. I only give myself away fast when I am really interested which I mean as a compliment. But it never goes my way bcuz I never hear from them again. Where as when I play games and make the other guys wait and they are all into me, I don't feel the same. I wish I could just have fun sex with a guy and it actually evolve from that. But no guys obviously just see me for my looks and wanna hit it and quit it or just think I'm a hoe and easy when really it's a huge compliment- I don't want to play games I'm not a whore I just want to see if we can have fun but obviously this is a big turn off and doesn't work. I always get ghosted or don't even get a text back. I can see how it looks from the other perspective that I'm easy but you were trying the whole time and I showed you I'm interested and you left. I am very attractive and don't understand how you can try and beg all night and put so much effort into acting interested in me just be shown I like you to and just disappear. Obviously you don't want a super hot girl bcuz you know I get hit on all time, or you have a girlfriend already, or your gay. I don't get it. I'm cool fun and gorgeous and you don't pursue me when you know I'm interested bcuz I gave it up to
You.



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178,190 If you mess with a man you know is taken you are the worst kind of person. Yes we know you can probably get him to mess around with you bcuz men are weak but doing it when you know good and well he has a family wether he is happy or not is just despicable. Obviously it is the mans wrong doing most of all. But you sluts think it's some kind of game or prize to be able to seduce someone else's man. You think oh he treats her good - he will be like that with me. Or the wife is a bitch to you so you want to show her and hurt her. But in reality he will never treat, love, and respect you the same way as her. If he does end up with you it will not last bcuz karma will come around and another trashy girl will be right there and eventually history will repeat itself. People will do what and who they want in the moment with who makes them happy in that moment. Make no mistake- if they do it for you they will do it to you. And in the end you will know it's exactly what you deserve.



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178,189 I am a single mother so I know I have a disadvantage in the dating world. But it kills me when less attractive girls that don't do anything for themselves have boyfriends. But I've realized its bcuz I don't settle and I won't put up with any bullshit. Just is ridiculous that I can cook can support myself am giving and a good mother but men want the easy way out with a bitch not a nice girl.



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178,188 I used to wait until my husband (now deceased) had gone to sleep before i slipped under the covers just so I wouldn't have to have sex with him. Manipulative? Yes. But he was also an abuser. More mentally and verbally than physically. Irresponsible with money and didn't pay our children much attention. On the hand, he was an amazing lover. It was just that the abuse turned me off and and eventually made me lose feelings for him. A marriage can't survive on sex alone. What a waste.



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178,187 10 years into our affair, my married lover is telling his wife he's filing for divorce. I can't wait for tomorrow morning!



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178,186 My husband loves to fight. It's his nature. He's happiest if there is a confrontation. We can be getting along fine all day and then he decides to cause a problem.  Today, just a few seconds before the athletes are crossing the finish line, he purposely stands in front of the tv. I say, "Move move move..." He then makes a big stink. He tells me, "See, you yell all the time."

It's a game for him. He gets tired of just being mad with no reason, so he invents a reason.

I think he hated his mother. But he needed her love. So he recreates that environment in our house 30 years later. He wants me to yell because somehow deep down he equates that with love.

There is no hope for him or for us.



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178,185 My ex was on a dating website (newly signed up with recent pics so I know it was recently active) and i broke up with him.  Got back together with him after awhile and he did the same thing again, on a different dating app.  Broke up with him, that's it.  I'm not saying all men cheat, and i don't give a shit if he didn't fuck anyone supposedly, but i give a second chance and you do it again?  I'm out. Here's the thing, i really believe most men cheat/will cheat/ will do some stupid shit like be on a dating site or whatever. It's so messed up, i'm a good girl, nice, i want to please my man, and still?  Sometimes i think it has nothing to do with how much he loves you, i think some guys will cheat and some won't, and it's really up to them, not based on feelings. He can have a perfect girl waiting at home and still cheat on her because he's insecure, or he can have a girl with flaws and cheat on her because of those flaws.  Or he's bored.  Or needs tons of attention.  Or needs to see what type of girls would like him after being out of the dating game for so long.  If he's gonna do it, he's gonna do it.  it's really disappointing too.



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178,184 I'm a non-cheating, non-nagging wife. I love my husband. I adore him. We have fun together and he's my best friend. it's been almost a decade and there's no one else in this world that I want but him. I try to be a good wife. I'm not perfect and neither is he but we're good people and we stick together. He's my partner in this crazy life. Decent, faithful people exist. Maybe not in the numbers we would want but they do. :)



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178,183 The chairman on our Brd. of Education posted a picture of himself in the bathtub.

JUST NO!!!!!!!!!!!

It is not appropriate. The chairman needs to have a sense of decorum. He's a grown ass man. He needs to act like it! Instead of posting pictures reminiscent of a call girl ad. Like holy shit. Get the hell off the Brd. of Ed you damned weirdo!!



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178,182 I'm a non-cheating husband. Am I really that rare? When I think about it, I know of so many instances of my work mates cheating. And those are the ones I know. There must certainly be a bunch I don't know. I might be it, the last non-cheating husband.



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178,181 She promised to keep in touch for the sake of our careers.  Why do I still believe lies like that?  Or that she could live up to her promises that she wants to bring happiness to others, when she really feels entitled to have a mean streak?  

I should be happy I don't have to deal with her food issues anymore, or her sad bony body.  But, hey, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels ...



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178,180 Great. He's almost always an hour or more late coming home from work and frequently has stiff pubic hair that smells like pussy even when he's had a shower that morning. Great. I've seen all this before. Time to start saving up for my own place. I don't get it. I put out whenever he wants it, I enjoy sex, I'm not a nag, very sweet, listen to him, praise him, do all the cooking and cleaning and pay for half of the dates and pay half the bills. I always make sure to stop doing things he doesn't like the first time he mentions it. He insists he's happy. I'm so sick of having this happen. I know there are men out there who don't cheat. Hey, non-cheater...I know you're out there. I will find you and I will love you. I will not let this ruin me. I will stay my kind, sweet self. I will just try to save it for someone who will appreciate it.



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178,179 I think that all black women on tv who have lisps AND underbites have bad breath.  They have to have both for my supposed halitosis to occur.  I have no idea why I believe this.  I'm a black woman (with no lisp and no underbite).



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178,178 I can't have intercourse anymore because my heart beats too fast and I'm afraid I will have a heart attack.

M, 54



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178,177 I hate the way some websites aren't well thought out. When you are supposed to fill some info into a text box, the website tells you what should be there, like it will say "Enter Name". But they print it in such a light colored font that it is hardly visible. I have to put my face right up to the screen and still half guess what they are saying.

Why? Why does the instruction text have to be so faint? It's free to make it darker so people can see. It's so dumb to make it barely readable. I get the sense that idiots work at websites these days. There is this new generation of kids who grew up on Wii and fastfood and helicopter mommy took care of everything. Now these kids are on their own trying to hold down a job. They aren't equipped. It doesn't occur to them that the text isn't dark enough because they've never had to think about anything before.

They should go ask mommy what she thinks. She'll set it right.



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178,176 When my wife knows I'm looking for sex, she'll sneak off to bed early without letting me know. When I finally realize, she's asleep so she can't possibly have sex. I'm offended by her actions. I think it is shady and emotionally dishonest on her part. Yes she wins the battle in that we won't have sex. But I'm disappointed in her as a person and question if this marriage is something I want anymore.



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178,175 I rarely check my email anymore. Who still uses email. No one except my mom.



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178,174 Unless you are allergic, if you freak out and make a huge loud scene when a honeybee flies near you, know that you are an attention-seeking jackass. Everyone is judging you.



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178,173 I have bipolar disorder and I hate the meds I have to take to stabilize my mood. I feel like a drugged out zombie, my memory is shot and I'm hungry all the time.  Just got out of prison because I wasn't taking my meds and I almost beat a coworker to death in a violent rage. I want to stop taking my meds again because I hate them so much but the fear of doing something violent and going back to  prison prevents me from doing so. I'm too much of a pussy to end my life so here I suffer. I don't know what to do anymore.



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178,172 I have bipolar disorder and I hate the meds I have to take to stabilize my mood. I feel like a drugged out zombie, my memory is shot and I'm hungry all the time.  Just got out of prison because I wasn't taking my meds and I almost beat a coworker to death in a violent rage. I want to stop taking my meds again because I hate them so much but the fear of doing something violent and going back to  prison prevents me from doing so. I'm too much of a pussy to end my life so here I suffer. I don't know what to do anymore.



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178,171 There's a really well-known family in my town.  The husband started a business decades ago and really built it up along with his wife.  They went from being a local-only company to having their products sold in big-name stores across the country and in Canada.

They have a cute little house in town.  Their business is run from another place nearby.  It's phenomenal.  Not your typical "office" by a long shot.  It's a compound of houses on acreage, with everything you can imagine - a pool, basketball, volleyball and tennis courts, you name it.  Every summer the husband and wife throw a huge party for their friends, employees and associates.  Tent after tent after tent of every food imaginable.  Pyramids of cases of alcohol.  Desserts are served in the 3-bedroom guest house, and it takes up all of the kitchen and dining room.  And the party favors!  A whole tent of free stuff such as coozies, mouse pads, cigars, balls, pens, etc.  And not cheap stuff, either.  I was lucky enough to attend two of these parties, when I was dating the son of a business associate.

The other day, I was driving past their house in town, and I noticed a "For Sale" sign on the lawn.  I thought that was odd.  They are very true to their small-town roots, and no amount of money would make them move from their beloved home.  Something had to be up.

I just got my answer via the nightly news.  One of the sons was arrested for possession and distribution of child pornography.  Oh man.



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178,170 My wife is okay, it's just that she lacks any sort of fun factor. Everything is by the book. We can never be spontaneous. I can spur of the moment suggest we go out to a movie and she'll be like, "No silly. We didn't plan to go to the movies tonight."

That's her thing. Everything must be planned. It must be on the calendar.

Sex also. On a Saturday night I flirt and suggest a little something something. She'll say, "We can do it... let's see... I have time on Wednesday after the kids are in bed."

Wednesday? For real? Couldn't she ever just throw caution to the wind and spontaneously fool around? Ever?



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178,169 The woman at the resteraunt joined in when someone was making fun of me. They shared a nice laugh at my expense.



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178,168 Why do you hate her husband? Whenever I dig down through the layers of hate, I find people come to conclusions for all the wrong reasons. You hate him because he's successful and smart and witty. You hate him because he treats his wife with respect. You hate him because he spends time with his children. In other words, you hate him, really because he married her and not you.



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178,167 I hate your husband



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178,166 Where I live the police chief's teenage son got caught a bunch of times with alcohol and drugs. The cops always looked the other way. Word was, the police chief said hands off if they ever found his son doing anything wrong. Reeked of special privilege.

Then one night in a drunken binge the kid wrapped his car around a tree. DOA.

A few years later the police chief died of a brain bleed. He was still young, like 55.

So yep it sucks that they get away with their crap. But thankfully karma has a way of evening things out.



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178,165 What if everybody just had sex with whoever they wanted to and we all got over our jealousy and personal territory issues and JUST LOVED EACH OTHER!??!?!?!

WHAT IF WE ARE ALL BRAIN WASHED BY RELIGION, SOCIETY AND ARE JUST ALL REPRESSING A VERY NATURAL AND HARMLESS INSTINCT?!

MAYBE THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SO MANY PERVERTS, BECAUSE THEY ARE REPRESSING THEIR NATURAL INSTINCTS AND IT MANIFESTS IN STRANGE WAYS.

WHAT IF ?!?!?!?

we, are so dumb and so repressed.



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178,164 In my town I'm wondering how many times the son of a politically connected person can get caught for burglary, robbery and drugs, but never actually have charges filed against him.

Apparently the number is greater than 11.



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178,163 Democrats think nothing of telling bold face lies. It's really stupid. The video shows what happened, yet Democrats say no, it never happened. Oh okay, thanks. By the way, seek mental help.



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178,162 I have had a lot of people tell me that men and women can't truly be friends unless one of them is gay. They'll be so adamant about it, if you are sexually oriented towards a specific gender you CAN'T really be friends unless it ends in sex and ruin swiftly after. It is a FACT, they'll tell me. Never let your spouse/significant other have friends of another gender!!! They'll cheat! Absolute ruin! People you're attracted to are bad news!!!

And then there's me, a bisexual, sipping my coffee across the table and stiffly nodding my head at the bullshit that's just pouring out of this person's mouth. Truly every friend I have ever made must be an elaborate LIE. Darn it, you really fooled me universe! Better pack up and move into the remote orgy cabin with all the other bisexuals.

Oh wait! Or maybe you just have terrible taste in friends. If you somehow manage to only find guys/ladies that only want to fuck you you're not really picking the good apples alright. Maybe that's why so many straight marriages fall apart, if you can't be friends first you're fucking doomed. Maybe you should stop hanging around with dudes/ladies who objectify you and only see your genitals.
Jesus does it make it easier for you to go about your life by making arbitrary social rules that you expect everyone to follow? Life doesn't have a fucking manual. People are never black and white, so stop trying to write one. Every situation has it's grey, it's nuances. Context and critical fucking thinking is key here.
Take your weird gender blinders off and peer into our marvelous social landscape of GREY. Send me a fucking postcard while you're there will ya?



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178,161 Obamas child wasn't smoking weed in public. I'm sure she knows she is always in the public eye the secret is that she wouldn't even be able to access weed because she is surrounded by secret service agents 24/7



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178,160 If Obama's daughter is on video smoking marijuana, why wasn't she arrested?

Oh that's right - one set of laws for the elite, a different set of laws for everyone else.



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178,159 I love the internet!  This is the guy who loved an adult video and someone told me to Google Klixen.  My God!  I am going to be busy watching her for the foreseeable future.  I still wish I could meet her and have her perform her magic on me.  She is so damn sexy.



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178,158 The only thing worse than having no one to talk to when dealing with tough times is having someone there who won't let you talk to them. Not even just for ten minutes and only once per week. It feels so lonely to open up to someone and see their eyes glaze over and have them look at you in total silence. It hurts too much. As soon as I can afford to be on my own, I'm leaving. If what everyone says about this just being how men are is true, I think I am better off alone.



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178,157 This time, he may have gone too far.  While he was away "resting" in the nut house, I was at home not missing him.  I think it was habit when I told him I did.  Truth to tell, I was happier with him gone.  I started to picture him never coming back and I enjoyed the picture.  

Last night on All in the Family on TV, Edith Bunker told Archie that she did hot miss him as much as she thought she would, after she left him for his having an affair with a waitress.  I knew exactly how she felt.  It's like, "this isn't as bad as I thought; I could really get used to this."  Not bad at all.

Now that he is back, I haven't had time to reacquaint with him in the house, because I had to leave right away for work.  Having him back this morning though, did not fill me with any joy or longing.  

I do love him, I guess.  He has done so many stupid, selfish and thoughtless things, it has caused a great strain.  We are in our first year.  I am not sure we will make it beyond.  He may just be sicker than anything I want to deal with.  I've already been through hell; I'm not planning on becoming a tour guide.  

He's got one more time to eff up and I'm moving on.



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178,156 Right now Trump is trying to figure out how he can somehow leak possibly photo shopped pictures of his naked body in rebuttal to all those naked statues of him dropped in major cities.  
Maybe it will bring him down to earth with the rest of us having the worst likeness in statue form I personally have ever seen.
It's kinda funny but then again, I do feel sorry for anyone who is ridiculed in any way.
Hey, he brought it on himself.



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178,155 I must be ovulating right now.  Because I can't stop thinking about fucking everyone.



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178,154 So now Trump is on his apology tour. Please black people, vote for me, 1% won't do it. Please Latinos vote for me, 12% won't do it. Please all the people I alienated since I opened my mouth, I need your votes. So here is how this backfires. Not only do the blacks and Latinos, Muslims and all you have alienated will not vote for you, but since you are now caving in to the "underlings", the "classless, foreign surge", your base of white guys will be pissed at you...... you lose in all directions dude.



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178,153 At a school orientation they prided themselves on celebrating diversity. All I could think was "a celebration of diversity equates to a celebration in segregation". Why cant we all be American again? Why cant we just attend school to learn academics and not politically charged bullshit? Stop wasting time pandering to sexual preferences and the amount of melanin in our skin and get us back to the number one slot in physics, or increase our international rating as a whole.

Seattle. Everyone just wants to get fucking stoned. Reminds me of how the British kept Hong Kong for two centuries.



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178,152 I have premonitory dreams a lot.  Sometimes I'll have a dream and it will happen the next day.  Like when I dreamt that my ex's new girlfriend broke up with him.  He called me the next day to tell me that she broke up with him.

Sometimes I'll have the dream 2-3 times before it happens.  Like years ago, I had the same dream about a catastrophic world event three times.  It happened a few weeks after the last dream.

Last night, I had the second dream about my kitchen catching on fire.  Same exact dream - a small kitchen fire started to spread and I couldn't get it out, not even with the fire extinguisher.  My husband was outside and I was yelling for him to call 911 while I fought the fire, but he couldn't hear me.  It got out of control and the house started going up - and that's always when I wake up.

I am not afraid of snakes.  I am not afraid of spiders.  I AM afraid of fire.  I am actually PETRIFIED of fire.  It took years before I was able to make one in the fireplace, and it still makes me nervous.  But as afraid as I am, I've never had a "fire" dream before.  And we've only been in this house for a year.

Fuck fuck fuck.

F/47



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178,151 Being " awake" is almost as much of a burden as it is a blessing. Truly, my life is a blessing and I am grateful for what I've learned along this journey. I am truly happy that I managed to get through the tough times because there were so many "close calls" where I almost threw it away, but I didn't.

The last five months have certainly been an education like no other. I only hope the next five are as good as I seem to think they might be.

YOU are still ever present in my thoughts. You always will be, I know that. I only hope that you think of me warmly like I do you.



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178,150 We find it amusing, watching all the humans staring at their cell phones.....the invasion will be so easy.....



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178,149 Because humans are so basic, similar and predictable they couldn't possibly be the highest form of intelligent life.



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178,148 you always knew me better than i knew myself. or... i always agree with your interpretation of me.

now that some thing!



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178,147 I'm always disappointed when I find out that otherwise intelligent people have strong religious beliefs. How, in this day and age, can people still believe in those ridiculous fairy-tales?



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178,146 she's not beautiful in the standard, traditional sense. but i find myself watching her. i love the lines and angles of her body. she dresses well and shes funny, witty, and exactly the kind of girl the 13 year old version of me would fall for, the ultra-cool-hip-15-year old-way-out-of-my-league girl. the one who, when i finally muster the courage to talk to, is down to earth and cool and has no airs about her. "that" girl. the one who reminds me what it is to feel young and crushing something fierce again.

this i would never sully, not for a thousand years. i'm just enjoying it for what it is.



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178,145 I've had sex with both women and men,

Blowjobs for men are not gross assuming the guy is clean, If you think it's disgusting no matter what then you're wrong.



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178,144 6 kids and counting? Maybe have your husband use a condom?



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178,143 When I make a mistake, at work or in my personal life, I fess up. I do so unabashedly. I take full responsibility. Mea culpa.

People at work have told me I'm nuts. They said if you admit you made a mistake, the big guns will remember you messed up. Instead I was told to aim for plausible deniability. Cover up the mistake or claim you didn't know anything abut it.

Nope. For all these years I admit my errors.

You want to know an interesting side effect? People trust me. Yes, they know I've made some mistakes. Haven't we all?  More importantly they also know I never lie. They know I'm a responsible person who can be taken at my word. Come on, do you really think when you try to cover up a mistake that people don't realize what you're doing? Of course they realize.

One other side effect? At work, they made me the boss. I am now the big gun. Cause and effect. They promoted the most honest person.



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178,142 My lady friend loooves blowing me.  She will often only do just that and enjoys it so much she is satisfied and wants nothing in return - believe me, I always offer.  She insists it gets pushed in there deep, she will pull me towards her or push herself towards me if it's not, and she insists on swallowing, every time.  She focuses on the subject when she sexts me. I have never required this of her or been pushy or insisted this behavior from her.  She's the best!  So yes, some women LOVE giving head.  Dirty, sloppy head.



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178,141 I never did take take your name off of my policy.  Just saying.



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178,140 Size does matter.

And most women only think one thing when they hear a loud motorcycle /car: "His penis must be so small."

It's for real a thing. I've seen groups of ladies yell "small penis" at motorcycles passing by and then laugh hysterically.

The jig is up. Loud cars/ motorcycles are symbols of teeny tiny dicks.



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178,139 I wish all the people swindled by "Reefer Madness" back in the day would just die already so that we can stop the prohibition of weed in the US. Just sit in your rocking chairs and get the fuck out of the way of progress please.

My mom is definitely one of those folks that needs to just die already.



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178,138 The very sad thing is I know exactly who that guy is talking about in the handjob video. Her name is Klixen and she has tons of videos. Search for "Klixen handjob" on google and enjoy the day sir.



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178,137 If you ever hear about the childhood/young adulthood of Ted Kaczynski (the Unabomber) you would feel a lot of sympathy for him. Humans can be so terrible to each other. I hate 80% of them.



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178,136 I just found my favorite porn clip online!  I have been looking for it for a couple of years, I could not get it out of my mind.

It is a hand job.  That is it, a hand job.  The woman is wearing a black dress and it is pulled down to expose her nice tits.  She has dark hair, is about 40 years old, has very nice manicured nails, she looks like a CEO, and she is German.  She says a few words at the beginning but later she just moans and says "oh yeah" a lot.

She is dedicated.  She concentrates.  She goes slow.  She is so sexy, her wicked little smile.  She is so sexy, stroking that thing up and down and she loves it.  She is so sexy when he cums at the end and she massages it into her breasts.  

I would give ANYTHING to fly to Germany and meet this woman if she would give me a hand job like she gave some lucky bastard in the video.  Damn!  

P.S.  This time I downloaded the video and will have it a long time.  I have never sought out a video like this before.  Wow.



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178,135 I've told my daughter she's beautiful and that I love her everyday for many years because she is and I do. Hope she becomes a good lawyer and I didn't make her too soft.



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178,133 Politicians promise the world for the vote. When will the gullible American voters learn?
Politicians are Pro African-American, Pro Hispanic ,Pro Women, Pro Abortion, Pro Gay, Pro every minority.
Once they have the vote we are once again niggers, fags bitches, sluts  spics etc.
Some like de Blasio in NYC will even give breast feeding women a room in every public space-bullshit like that at what cost to the tax payer?
Politics stink Americans are sold down the river Everyone of us!



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178,132 Maybe God is tired of californians.



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178,131 To all men who have never given a blow job. Go to the grocery store and buy a cucumber.  Have your wife or gf tell you to get on your knees and then imitate you.   Let her shove it in your mouth to and you must suck on it for five minutes straight and the cucumber should be shoved into your mouth to where your tonsils are. Then have her shove it up your ass and then place it back on your mouth and suck on it for five more minutes. Then you tell me your jaw is not tired. No baby cucumbers are allowed on this experiment.  Oh after you are done, get some milk and put about 4 tablespoons of salt in it, make sure it is warm and not cold and you must drink it.  You can't spit it out or otherwise you are no good and are not relationship material. If you don't suck on the cucumber for five minutes then you are not relationship material because you cannot give a good cucumber blowjob. Sorry guys you will have a hard time fining a woman of your jaw is tired or if you are a spitter.  Fair game men!'



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178,130 A friend told me this weekend that I seek validation from all the wrong places, namely women that I should not be associating with.

Also, I know that I actually AM crazy, a lot more than I ever thought I was.  I no longer trust myself to keep functional firearms in my home. Curios and pneumatics, that's ok. The rest of them, not good.

It was all SO much easier when I was fucked up every day..................



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178,128 My wife claims she gives me blowjobs, but she doesn't. She starts to, then says her mouth is tired so I have to finish the task on my own. It's shameful to admit. I jerk off for the 2nd half of the blow job. It's either that or I don't get to come at all.



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178,127 My life is broken and I don't know how to fix it.



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178,126 WTF do I do now?  I'm sitting on an inheritance that would buy me freedom papers out of that godforsaken, death spiral, sexist, racist shithole.  I got sandbagged on yet another increase proposal - so sick of this.

Were it not for my family obligations and the commute that I can do on foot...

As I did last night, I will not sleep and instead plot my late-evening arrival to clean out my desk and ***poof*** disappear.



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178,125 She blew me on the third date.  That cemented my resolve to pursue this woman.  That was 48 years ago and we are still together, still a loving couple!

M/70+



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178,124 I like giving blowjobs. I like the taste of cum. I love licking my man's balls. It turns me on to turn him on.
And he fucking tastes good.



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178,123 At work we got a new co-worker who has only been there for 2 weeks and she's already starting drama with me. I am so over her. I will make sure that her seasonal position ends within the next month.



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178,122 It will take me a lot longer than I thought to get over you my sweet love.

It hits me every other week or so and I lose my shit all over again. Be well.



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178,121 Okay, I cried. Now I'm ready to hit back.



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178,120 178120 - I wish I was there....



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178,119 I could use a hug



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178,118 Date night was a success last night!  Before we met, she ws afraid that I was going to bail and I texted back saying that I WAS on my way to the restaurant to meet her.

I got there first and waited for her to drive up in her car. As she got out, I was had just walked up to her and as she got out I gave her a nice hug and a kiss right on the lips. I'd never done that with a first time date before, but this time I knew that it would work :-)

We went to the bar, ate dinner and talked. It was a great time for the both of us!  Later, we went to another bar and played some pinball, she kicked my ass at that and we laughed about being competitive with each other.

I can't wait to see her again!



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178,117 What makes men think women want to blow them anyway? What's in it for the woman except a mouthful of mans not? Seriously, they do it because they feel like they have to. Usually they smell like smegma , jam their penis down your throat and think women are thrilled to do so. Seriously disgusting activity. Keep that nasty thing in your pants or jerk off in the shower. Mans not
Snot from a mans penis is disgusting in taste , texture and visually... Seriously, we don't really like it. It's a con we have to participate in to make you feel like a big guy.



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178,116 if any of my female friends offered to blow me, my only concern would be whether my wife would find out.  No hesitation or worry without that.  My 60 yo co-worker, yep. Imagined what her mouth would feel like.

- M 43 married 16 years



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178,115 The only time I have had trouble being friends with a man who just wants to be my friend and vice versa, is when they get married or suddenly have a jealous girlfriend.  
So I usually understand why there must be some distance because...and get this...I am their friend.



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178,114 This sounds awful but I secretly believe men and women really can't be friends. Oh sure they can be friendly. They can work together and be professional but any time someone has a best friend that is the opposite sex (and they aren't gay) I assume one party is pining for sex with the other. Throughout my life I've had plenty of friends who had friends who were the opposite sex and eventually they ALWAYS ended up having sex. Now of course that didn't always turn into a relationship but it almost always ended in sex. I just think that when you are friends with someone of the opposite sex your initial attraction to them is sexual. Some people can bury/ignore it but I think most can't. Of course perhaps I'm just bitter. Any time my bio-dad had a new "friend" she ended up being his wife. For awhile anyway. Until he had a new "friend." :



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178,113 This life can be exactly what you want it to be.



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178,112 I'm glad my dad told me I was pretty and that he loved me.



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178,111 I'm so fucking tired of at risk kids having pity parties and and trying to slick people who work hard and pay taxes. Sorry you have fucking useless tweaker parents, it's not my fault you are fucked up. Get fucking over yourselves. stop the fucking pity party. Buck up, stop trying to slick people . It's old already



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178,110 A psychiatrist told me once that girls factually do not think they are pretty unless their fathers tell them that they are. I cannot imagine what it much do to a girl when her father calls her ugly. Any man who does this should be sterilized.



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178,109 Harry Potter looks pretty good now.



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178,108 Wish I had a guy friend I could get good relationship/guy advice from but no they all want to be with me or sleep with me and try to manipulate what they say for their benefit.



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178,107 It's amazing how many of these secrets could be something I wrote. Scary actually. I'm a bit worried someone will read these and think they are mine.



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178,106 My birthday is next week. It's time for my annual handjob from the wife.

oh yippee cant wait.............



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178,105 I'm just like my mother. A watered down version. Not as bad but just like her.


Funny that



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178,104 Today I decided that I'm tired of sex. Or relationships. Of everything.



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178,103 but....it's fine with me if you decide it's worth trying to rewrite the story. It's up to you



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178,102 I was ready. I knew you would come. I thought about you years before you came and years after you left. You are special to me. That is why we think of it. Can't undue any of this. It's there every day. Nothing to do but go on and try not to dwell on it. But it's there. I can live with that. It didn't have to be like this, but this is how it is.



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178,101 178092.... Let us know how your date goes!!



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178,100 I love big boobs & big bums.
18/F



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