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178,399 Thinking back on it I guess I always knew you weren't the one for me or knew I could do better or maybe it's realizing I could never get over or truly forgive you for betraying me and hurting me like you did. If you really love someone there are just something you don't do even if you are broken up. There are lines I would never cross out of respect for you but you have always done the most hurtful things to hurt me.



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178,398 I hope God gives me the strength to resist other people when I finally find the one I want to be with and love. I am such a flirt even with people I know I don't like or has no chance I'm just nice and like to entertain the thought bcuz I like the attention. In the past I've always had the thoughts that maybe someone I'm more compatible with is out there somewhere than fully appreciating the person I have. I'm a full for someone good looking and attention. I hope I have the strength to really commit and trust someone for once. I really just regret how I cheated on my ex and would go out hoping to click with someone and knowing it before I left everytime. I wish I would have appreciated him more when I had him maybe he wouldn't have cheated on. I will forever be sorry for not treating you better and making you worry and be so upset everytime I left the house. Although you created problems and trust issues first and did a lot of things I hope you regret now. But just know I realize my part and I know I could have done better and I'm sorry for the hurt I caused you it will live with me always



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178,397 For me no matter how hot or perfect she is, if she has a kid it is a deal breaker. I can barely take care of myself I couldn't take on the responsibility of a child. Plus I would have a hard time trusting her with the father of her child. Sounds stressful and would be a lot of work and Probably wouldn't last. So yes I prefer women without children because they are easy and I don't have to try so hard. Most people just want what's easy and doesn't take effort. Sad but true and that's why most of us have faulty relationships because they come and go easy we don't put any real effort in them.



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178,396 You probably are a great catch and the guys probably do like you. The problem you have is you probably go for young guys in their 20s who aren't ready for any commitment and just want to get their dicks wet as much as possible before they do settle down. They can see how mature you are and probably sense that you are serious and want something serious. But if a guy truly has feelings for you nothing will stop him from at least trying and he will accept you for everything you are and everything you bring to the table



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178,395 I've come to accept that the really good looking  guys I always find myself attracted to aren't ever going to be serious about me because I am a single mother. Yes some men act like its no big deal but I know they would prefer someone without a child. And I don't blame them being with a single parent is scary with everything that comes with it. So even tho I have so much love to give and am very responsible and independent and my daughter is truly well behaved I am tainted bcuz I am a mother. I have such much to offer and feel like I am so sweet and giving and fun the only reason I can see of them not being serious about me is bcuz my time is already accounted for. So even tho I want so badly to be with someone I just have to accept it and find positive ways to spend my time and grow.



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178,394 It's crazy and selfish to say that I want to do better and be a better person. But I tell myself I need something or better yet someone to be better for. Even tho I have a daughter and am a decent mother and have created a good loving home for her. It's just sometimes I wish I wouldn't have been so young and dumb and had a child so young because yes my life has purpose and she keeps me on the right track but I made my life 1000x more difficult than it had to be.ive gone through so many hard times and experineced so much more heart ache than I should have gone thru at 22. But through all the adversary I won't wallow in the what ifs of what i could have differently or play the victim or blame other people. I will do my bestI am going to continue to let it shape me into a strong woman I will not break but on the bright side I've learned many life lessons from my hardships so will hopefully help me make better decisions in my future. -hopeful-



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178,393 It's crazy to me how I think I'm a good judge of character but then the person does something totally 180. Maybe they are good at putting on a show or maybe I just see things how I want to see them.

For example: I KNEW this guy liked me. He tried to play it off and play hard to get but would always be so engaging in conversation. He would make me wait to hear from him but would come around. I understood he likes his space and is shy so didn't push it. I would always be checking my phone for messages from him and would be disappointed when I didn't hear from him. But didn't let it bother me bcuz I knew he liked me. When we were together there was no denying it. The way he acted and asked about my life and was thoughtful and ate me out the 2nd time we were intimate. There was no denying the feelings were there. (Like no guy is going to go down on a girl for 5 minutes when they have only been together a few times. I was convinced he was just as into me just had been hurt before and wanted me to chase which I don't. So after the last time we were together and had the best night together and I didn't hear from him it dawned on me how wrong I was. All the chemistry and everything I thought WE felt had been fake. I can't trust anybody not even myself or my inuition. Can't believe how wrong I am about the people around me and their intentions. It's crazy to me who well he faked it unless he really felt those things too but didn't pursue but there I go again making no sense bcuz no man will stand by and let a girl he likes just slip away without even trying.

I'm still so naive and need to pay more attention to actions than anything.



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178,392 and she sounds like my ex; all talk and no action.

Who cares what they think? Who are they anyway? They are the imaginary sentinels of some distorted sense of self. Who cares? You want to show me something new? Come out with both fingers in the air. Tell everyone to fuck off. Tell the inner voice that constantly nags you to be something you're not to take a hike. We all see who you are. Be that person.



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178,391 Well, it turns out I'm not HIV+! That's pretty exciting, but I will still need to get tested later on of course.

Time to be more careful now....and also time to get my life organized.



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178,390 I would do anything for him to be back tonight. Just the other day we were talking about our wedding songs. What kind of wedding we'd have, how many people we'd invite... Today, he walked out the door.



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178,389 I love my husband dearly, and he loves me and is wonderful to me.  He's very handsome, and a fantastic lover.  We have sex or mutual masturbation sessions on a regular basis.

Yet there's this friend of ours.  He's 10 years younger, and one of the most amazing athletes I've ever seen -- he was an Olympic-level swimmer in his twenties and still has the most beautiful body I've ever seen.  Smart, clever, and funny, too.  I also know Friend is into polyamory; he's always casually dating a handful of beautiful women.

Yet somehow he's always hovering around me.  Whenever I look at him, he's looking at me first.  He'll hover when I talk to other men, especially, even if it's just work shoptalk at parties.  He never mentions his various women when he's talking to me, although he will when he's talking to my husband.  Even if I ask about that nice young lady he was dating, he'll drop the subject as fast as he can.

And he keeps making flirty comments to me.  "That's a beautiful color on you."

DAMN.  It's making me start to wonder if I could get away with it, just once.  Even just a hot makeout session with him...

42, F



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178,388 50 year old male here married since 92 with the same woman since 85.  I also don't get the anal fixation.  I've done it but it really sucked.  It's like humping a funnel backwards.  It's tight at first but then there's nothing.  

No interest whatsoever, no thank you.  I'd take the vajayjay 10 times out of 10.  

My guess is you're not getting it enough or you need to come out of the closet if you're that fixated.



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178,387 Intellectually I think I am loved. I just don't feel it. Not sure how far back that goes, maybe forever.



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178,386 There is not one aspect of my life in which I am not a completely, fruitlessly frustrated individual.



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178,385 I hate that I have too much empathy for the pain others would feel if I killed myself. I make a lot of people smile and I couldn't do that to them.



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178,384 My husband never curses. I've never heard any bad words come out of his mouth. One of our children will drop a glass, shattering it into a million pieces and my husband will calmly say, "Oh darn... let's clean that up."

He was once rear-ended by another car in a parking lot. No cursing. He got out of our car and politely asked if the other driver was okay.

Mr. Boy Scout.

Just once, I'd like him to turn to me in the bedroom and say something like, "I want to fuck the shit out of your pussy you filthy cunt."  Just once.



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178,383 I'm very sad today. I've been living with my sometimes-abusive father, walking on egg shells with my conversation topics hoping things don't get nasty. I already sleep on the couch.

My also-sometimes-abusive brother is returning. This means I'll have no privacy, no time to myself, be even more at someone else's whims and schedule, and will have to endure the bossiness of his attitude on the daily until I leave.

Mom's been dead for 15 years.

I've been trying to move for 5 months now, but the first group I tried to move with wasn't ready, so we decided to call it quits. I then tried to move somewhere myself, but one place that accepted me rejected me because of my credit, and the other had a landlord that took my other two prospective roommates' deposit money, let them sign a lease, and then told them they couldn't live in the place anymore.

I've been in bad head spaces and bad house places before, but this still manages to feel like a new low. The boys are gonna boss me around like it's back in the day, and I can't take that. Even at 22 I'm too old for it. I've already had my own apartment before (with roomies), provided for and taken care of myself all on my own. You can't go from that to being the runt of the litter again.

There's no end in sight for me and this shitty situation. Even when I get to the nitty gritty of living situations, my credit will always be another blockade. I'm not gonna kill myself because I'm aware that won't solve any problems and will only make more for other people, so I drink.

Dear God, I drink. Being drunk is the only thing that makes me feel okay anymore. I drink a glass in the morning before I go to work, and 4-5 when I get home before eating so it hits me faster. I forget to eat often because I'm drinking and eating will make me more sober. Sometimes I don't shower for the same reason. I need to be drunk. I'd drink at work if it didn't seep out of my pores. I actually did once because I was having a bad day (in a string of bad days) and my coworker smelled it and commented on it. Not my breath, she said, but me. So that's out.

Being an addict is one of the hardest things. Not so much being one, but being a person who realizes what normal is, and how off the fucking mark I am. I just need another drug to substitute, so I can deal with the anxiety my daily life brings.

I just want to live in a place for more than just a couple months. It's been 4 years since I have. I just want to move forward with my life and do the things I want to do: learn to play guitar, start working at the TV station across town, build my skill set by doing things that fulfill me more than this dreadful 9-5.

Nah, my job is full of people that care about me, so I can't complain about that.

But this housing thing, it keeps me down. And I don't want to die! But I want to get better at this whole living thing. It's a rigged game, and I'm losing. Fuck, I wish I could see the solution.



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178,382 My son's high school has a new policy called open campus. It means if a student doesn't have a class in any given period, the student can leave the school grounds - and go into town for pizza or whatever.

I was completely against this idea. Students should go to school and stay at school until the day is done. Letting students off campus means they can drink beer and smoke pot. Not all will do it, but some will.

The policy went through though because one Board of Education member kept pushing for it. She said it was fine and we need to trust that the students will be responsible and do the right thing. She scolded all of us nay-sayers, saying people are good and we need to believe in them.

The policy passed.

A few weeks later, this same Board of Education member was arrested for shoplifting.

Doh.



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178,381 Secret: You are never more than 6 feet from a spider.



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178,380 I once was getting an erotic massage by this attractive young woman I a massage parlor.  We're both naked and she's rubbing my body, and as the fun starts I ask her if she cums easily.  She says no, she usually just has clitoral orgasms.  So as she starts jerking me off, I reach out and put my middle finger into her pussy as deep as I could go and just start finger banging.  Soon her eyes roll into the back of her head and her body starts to spasm.  Then I do it two more times to her.  When I was leaving her face was completely glowing and she had this huge smile.  Funniest thing was walking past the next guy, who could tell she obviously just had her world rocked.



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178,379 378: I *have* done as you said, and all I get is "well, you do   it too" (I have a tablet) or my personal favorite, "I'm busy." I am older than you (47) and I remember a time when I could leave my house without being tracked like deer from my phone  and having attention from husband. I'm not saying we have to stare into each others eyes like vacant idiots, but boy it would be nice to get through a program without rewinding it a thousand times or repeating myself just as many...



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178,378 369.  You sound like you could possibly be my ex. It wouldn't surprise me in the least. I am worth so much more than that now and I'll never stoop that low again.



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178,377 I think smart phone are just like any other new technology. We have to develop a new set of manners with regards to them. Let's not forget, smart phones are still fairly new. I'm in my 20's and I've only had one for about 6-7 years. I'm sure when the phone or beeper were first invented there were some growing pains. Trying to figure out what was rude and what wasn't. It takes time.

It can be frustrating when someone is on their phone all the time but I think the best thing is being honest. "I love you honey but I don't think you realize how much you are on the phone. Let's agree to put our phones down when we're having dinner, watching a movie, etc. Let's be present with each other." Let your spouse/friend/family member know how you feel when they ignore you for a phone. If they continue the behavior then you need to re-think your game plan. Perhaps get up from what you're doing and walk away until they decide to be "present." If you're watching a movie pause it every time they pick up their phone. If you're eating and they are on the phone just stop eating and stare at them. Make them uncomfortable. If THAT doesn't work then they are assholes and you should re-think your interaction with them.



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178,376 It's funny being a functional alcoholic. Not funny haha, but funny weird. I feel so much better with a little bit of wine within my reach and in my gut. I still do things while I'm drinking, though in order to do them without difference (from sobriety) they must be things I've done to the point of muscle memory, or things that I've planned out beforehand. I can still get them done.

I can't wait until I get anxiety meds so I can have a government sanctioned form of relief from my stress. I'd bet my bottom dollar it'd make me drink less.

Lol, that rhymed.



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178,375 Astral Weeks is an amazing album. Great to get high to.  Even better during sex.



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178,374 I want actual love. Spiritual, abiding. All encompassing. All this other superficial shit will never do it for me.  Sex is not enough. I need depth, emotion, and intellectual satisfaction.  Nothing else will suffice.

F/34/Genius level IQ/tired of settling for less  



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178,373 When a man is thoughtful toward your pussy and body generally, kissing & loving, good in bed, well then anal sex can feel so good! I come really hard from it :) my 2cents. f/30s



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178,372 Actually, last week was the first time I came from anal sex. It was powerful. I had anal sex before and sometimes it hurt in the beginning, sometimes it didn't. It also depends on the experience of the man you're fucking. The experienced ones massage your ass, kiss it, play with it, and make you so horny, that the pain from his dick entering your anus is minimal. The guy I am seeing now is a god in bed... he makes me come, squirt and I enjoy my anal sex.
F/40s.



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178,371 Men are fucking pussies.

Get scared easy
Can't commit
Easily threatened
Waste your motherfuckin' time
Demanding as all fuck...

aaand you have to wipe their emotional anus! Just like mommy.

Give me a nice woman, any day of the week. We get off, & go our separate ways.

No man has ever proven my choice wrong.



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178,370 I had anal twice this past week, with two different women; on consecutive nights.



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178,368 When we first met, I had serious doubts we were going to last. I didn't find you cute and I was planning on dumping you after a month.
But days turned into weeks, turn into months... And years.
And I had never felt so in love with someone. I never knew I could make someone so happy. I didn't want anyone but you. But that time really destroyed me. It sent me on this destructive spiral and I got scared. So scared of getting too close. It hurt so bad...I wanted to sleep away the pain.
I cheated on you five times. I don't know what is wrong with me. I get so scared of maybe something going right that the instant something went wrong, I threw it away for someone who wasn't as valuable as you.
I know you can get any girl. Probably her. I wouldn't blame you. Your suspicions were right.
I don't know if I'll ever be as in love ever again.
I feel so empty.
Sleep, sleep...



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178,367 I'very been married too long I guess: all husband does now is use his phone all. Night. Long. At first I thought it  was me: like checking his emails or whatnot.

But it's all he does, each and every day.

Thanks Apple, you home wrecking dicks!



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178,366 I think I've seen you twice in the past year...but
I can't tell if it was real or not.



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178,365 Like the hidden currents deep in the ocean, I ride the tide to and from work every day. Things are level. And then, without warning, I hit a deep warm undertow and the force of you-lessness just pulls me under. Into a void that nobody can fill. You left a you-shaped hole in my heart and only the right pep tides will do. I miss, I love, I want... just you.



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178,364 You definitely have to be in the mood for anal.



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178,363 I had anal with 2 of my ex boyfriends, it's painful so I'll only do it with someone I love. The first ex, it was good, it was mental. You feel closer to him and like you're all his, and he felt that way too. It was also good physically. It hurt but then it feels good too. The second ex, he had a messed up attitude and that turned me off. Makes your ass clench right up too. He would get mad because it wasn't going in or be nasty about it like demanding it. I didn't like it with him.



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178,362 You were my balance.



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178,361 i would love to see the grand canyon with you.



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178,360 Help me out here people. I will never understand why people have anal sex. I tried that once and it was extremely painful. I felt like I had to take a shit. There is nothing pleasureable about taking a shit. Not to mention how
extremely unhygienic Anal sex is.

I have seen porn in which a man puts his dick in the woman's ass and then her vagina. Am I the only one that knows when you put your dick in the ass and then in the pussy you are actually putting germs and bacterial into your vagina!

42 female in Texas



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178,359 Fuck doting on a man. I do what I want, now.
And who.

Have fun with trying to be everything to somebody else...who doesn't give a shit.

f/36



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178,358 I love my Android phone way more than my old flip phone.  I can easily add my music on it.  I can load internet pages as they were meant to be shown, no bugs or crashes, faster, and for free if I use wifi.  Larger screen.  Most apps and games are free.  Better camera.  I could never go back to a flip phone.



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178,357 I don't get why you don't pursue me and how you don't like me



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178,356 If a guy's gonna cheat, he's gonna cheat, i don't believe it has to do with his feelings for you. He could love you and cheat. It has to do with morals and a sense of entitlement. "She's not around, so I have a right to talk to another girl." Sorry, but this "talking" especially late at night leads to other things, even if it doesn't get physical. Emotional intimacy. They say girls want all the attention, don't trust a girl who is at home all day I hear. But more and more it's men who are dangerous, even if they work fulltime. It's both I guess.
My ex was the same way, wanted me to do everything for him, his sex drive was through the roof - he wanted it 2-3 times a day. We had different schedules, I'm going to sleep when he's getting out of work. Oh, and he had a problem cumming when he wanted, also with the girl before me. So I did what i had to do, including keeping his dick in my mouth for lengthy periods of time, not just once in awhile either. Just keeping it in there, or just keeping his balls in my mouth. Nothing was enough. I found out he was on dating apps, dealing with a married girl, pictures, more. One reason was the attention thing. Sorry I have to go to sleep while you stay up til 5am because of your schedule. Unless you twist yourself inside out for these types, you won't satisfy them, and even THEN you still might not.  Btw, late night conversations are powerful. But that woman doesn't do all the other stuff you do for him, she fills in the gap.



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178,355 I figured out why Hillary is wearing those Chairman Mao pantsuits.  She is wearing adult diapers.  If you watch clips of her you will see that the woman is not well.  She cannot climb into the back of an SUV without a stool, she leans on anything she can find when she comes out of her 96 hour rest periods per week, she has handlers who help her up stairs and hold her up when she can't stand.  Google, or should I say Bing since Google hides search results, Hillary Catheter.  

I hope they do not hunt me down and kill me like everyone else who crosses the Clintons.



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178,354 my boyfriend's wife has sex with him a few times a week yet he still carries on an affair with me. some people just want strange. it's got nothing to do with how good a partner or how good  lay you are.



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178,353 255, unfortunately it's not that simple.  I thought I was meeting my husband's needs.  He travels incessantly for business and I hold down the fort when he's away AND when he's home. I cook, clean, do his laundry, run his errands and take care of him in the bedroom.  When he's away, I send him sexy pictures as well as cards and sometimes gifts to his hotels.  I make sure the house is sparkling and in order when he's coming home, and I dote on him.

Despite all that, he had an emotional affair.  It came about because he'd frequently be in a different time zone and he'd never pay attention to that when he'd call sometimes.  It would be in the middle of the night for me sometimes and I couldn't or wasn't in the mood to talk.  So, he found someone else to talk to.

When I discovered the affair, I made changes.  I made sure to always be available to talk, even if it were 3am here.  I slept with my phone to be sure to never miss a call, and got my ass right up when he did.

Almost a year later, he did it again, same person.

We talked it out for a week straight, and I was confident that it was all over.  It's been almost two years now.

He was on an extended work trip recently, and I had a funny feeling, so I snooped.  He looked her up.  I don't yet know if they connected or not (I'm still digging), but I just don't know what to do anymore.  Obviously what they shared in those late-night talks was stronger than anything I can give him.



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178,352 I often have to ask my wife to wear something a little less revealing. She'll wear these sleeveless tops and when she lifts her arm, her side boob is exposed and sometimes more. You can't walk around in public like that. When did I become such a prude? I don't know. I would love to have seen her boobs when I was a teenager. Age changes us.



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178,351 Scar tissue that I wish you saw.



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178,350 My sister is 13 years older than me, and as a result we didn't spend much time growing up together. My brother is a year older than me, so we spent pretty much every day together for a long time.

So sis calls me the other day after hearing about a fight I had with my father that almost got physical, right after he called me a stupid bitch. I apologized to him because I need a lot of money right now, but that's how things have always been (minus the money). We fight, he makes it escalate by provoking me and insulting me, I fight back with nasty comments, he plays wounded dog, I apologize. Repeat.

My brother is someone I consider to be the typical older brother type. Kind of an asshole, inconsiderate of my needs, treats me like an errand girl, bosses me around, etc. He, like my father, doesn't respect me either.

I didn't think about it until my sister pointed out that both of them were abusing me and my love. With my father it's more obvious; I shouldn't have to apologize for a fight that escalated because of him. Fathers shouldn't provoke and talk down to their daughters. He never apologizes for his part of it even when I do, which leaves him free in his mind to say and do whatever he wants again. I mean, since I apologized, I was the wrong one the whole time, right?

My brother bossing me around gets really far. I used to walk an hour for him to go to Burger King, and he would only get me food because I refused otherwise. Then he'd complain about how long it took and sometimes eat something else in the meantime. In the mornings, he would go back and forth between the bathroom and the bedroom we shared, barging in when I was changing because he needed something and not closing the door afterward. He told me I should wait for him to leave to change and brush my teeth, even though we had school at the same time. Once when he was sick and he puked in a bucket, he got mad at me for not cleaning it up (I'm a sympathy spewer and sinks already gross me out). He used to hit me, just like my father. He doesn't respect me, and views me as beneath him. At first it was because he's older (father drilled it into us that age=rank), but now it's because he's a Marine and they think they're better than us civilians.

So all of this I've blocked out of my mind, and I thought that I had a family that really loved and cared about me. Now I realize they're just abusers. And I'm not out of the hen-house yet, but soon, I'll be free.

And they can both suck it.



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178,349 For you nostalgia freaks, remember Simon Says,
well just for you a 2016 version.
Simon says: "Fuck off"
You: "May I"
Simon says: "Yes, you may"



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178,348 When your only tool is a hammer, every problem becomes a nail.



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178,347 Sometimes it takes a hammer to fix things...



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178,346 #335  I too survived a Cancer, of the most toxic variety. A Taurus



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178,345 I am absolutely sick of you. You have an excuse for everything. I hate myself for loving you



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178,344 My life is falling apart and I'm just sitting back and watching it go. I haven't paid any bills in two months. I don't return any phone calls. My yard hasn't been mowed all summer. Dishes are piled high not only in the sink, but now they are all over the counter too. I watch netflix all day. I don't know what's wrong with me.



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178,343 Sometimes Mondays are good, because it's like hitting a reset button of sorts. You can change anything



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178,342 U, you are so sweet and kind and fiercely protective of me. You're always there when I need you, and we laugh together until our cheeks hurt. You are so wonderful to me; I wish I loved you



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178,341 Fuck you, David. If you dropped dead today I wouldn't shed a tear. I would, however, want to know where your grave was so I could go and piss on it. Sorry sack of shit.



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178,340 Never really contemplated it seriously, but woke up this morning married and going to bed on my way to being divorced.  I really don't know what to do, and I feel completely lost.  We're going to try and keep it on friendly terms for the sake of our son, but after 15 years - I'm sad.  I had a short affair ten years ago (for bad reasons) and my wife never really could get past it.  Anytime she found any connection between me and a female, she would automatically assume I was cheating.  That wasn't the case, but she never believed me after that one time.  Oblivious ass that I am, it turns out for the last ten years she has been sleepwalking through our relationship.  I always knew she wasn't happy, but honestly didn't know it was because of me. I thought we had worked past it.  I'm going to miss her so much.  Guys, unless you want to end up this way - don't give in to temptation, no matter the reason you think will justify it.  You'll destroy everything.  You just won't know when it will all come crashing down.



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178,339 I don't understand how Facebook can have bugs. The simple search feature doesn't even work. I can search for the word "house" and nothing shows up. I can then paw through the posts by hand and find 10 that use the word "house".

I mean, how much is Facebook worth? A zillion dollars? But the most basic functions have flaws. How about all those kids making all that money, how about they get off their butts and start fixing things.



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178,338 Every morning as I put on my tie, it occurs to me that it isn't much different than a noose....



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178,337 #317.  Your husband married you because he loved you.  He is with you now because he still loves you.  The best way to show him how much his love matters to you is to love yourself.  Signed, a husband.



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178,336 I hate my iPhone. I want my flip phone back. I'm sick of having to charge the iPhone every five minutes, and trying to use that $%$^&*!! iTunes, and how Apple seems to have designed the phone to be as difficult to use as humanly possible. My flip phone was simple, easy, small, and held a charge for weeks.

I still have my flip phone. It's in the drawer where my iPhone charger is. I know I'll look like a weirdo when I go to the phone store and tell them to switch me to a flip phone. But I can't deal with this dumb iPhone anymore. Apple, you and your phones suck!



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178,335 I survived a Cancer.



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178,334 Enough already. Pick up the pieces, and move on.



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178,333 #322 Have your thyroid checked.  I'm not saying that is what is wrong, but my periods were the same way.



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178,332 Before I bought my under the sink water filter I was always buying tons of bottled water.  One day I got home and realized that I had put a case of water in the car but I looked on my receipt and they failed to ring it up.
When I went back a few days later I walked up to the customer service and told them what happened and I wanted to pay.
She looked at me like I was an alien.  
Guess people usually are not so honest.
This surprised me.
The manager came out and said "don't worry about it, we want to keep customers like you coming back".
Pays to do the right thing.



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178,331 My favorite beach is this gay beach about 30 miles from our house. I drag my husband there once every summer. He's okay with it as long as I don't leave him alone.

The treat is for me. I get to see a hundred sculpted male bodies. Gay men really know how to take care of themselves. Many of them also go naked. I sit there all day looking at cocks. Big cocks, little cocks. I eat them up with my eyes. And with my husband right there so I'm not doing anything wrong. :)

He gets his reward that evening when we get home You kidding, after seeing so many cocks all day, I devour my husband!



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178,330 I once cut open a watermelon my husband bought the day before. It was awful. It was clearly rotting on the inside. It made me so mad. I got right in the car and went up to the supermarket to show the manager. I gave him an earful. How could they sell rotting watermelons?? I demanded a new one. He obliged, at no charge of course.

When my husband got home I explained what happened. He had this look of confusion... he then explained he bought the watermelon at a farm stand up on the state road, not in the supermarket...

Oops. I'm a little too embarrassed to apologize to the supermarket manager.



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178,329 Okay. Just a question for all those I'll Pray For You (or them or that or an illness or whatever) Where is your god when children are bombed at a funeral or crushed in an Earthquake...or during Katrina or during the Holocaust??? I really want to know.



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178,328 Women are so prim and proper, and less crude than men.....so when a woman farts, I fall in love with her a little, so natural, no walls, and funny as hell. You would not believe how many videos there are of women farting on the internet...its a gas!



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178,327 I'll miss you, B. You really ARE kind and smart. It was so sad when you said you weren't. Please believe you are. Take care.



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178,326 The song says "Make an ugly woman your wife." The reasons from a man's perspective are simple: A less physically attractive woman is less likely to be seduced by other men, will be more grateful for and committed to the marriage itself, and the husband will therefor be in a superior bargaining position in the marriage. That being said, a wife in such a position has made a gift to her husband. Regardless,she should demand respect from her husband and know that she will be perceived by others to be as beautiful as she self-confidently believes she is. Because physical beauty fades with age, inner beauty (or the lack of it) will become more evident. The longer your marriage survives with mutual respect, the more your inner beauty will be appreciated and rewarded.



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178,325 #322 Try a menstrual cup, they are so much better at coping with the clotting, messy, realities of menstrual blood. I'd never go back to pads or tampons.



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178,324 I just stick to black underwear when I'm on my period because God help me I can't have anything without making a mess.



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178,323 Men should never critized woman's body's , there's this immature ahole who always used to make comments about overweight women , called them names like the "C" word , make inmature  " your mamma " jokes . Well his fiancÚ had a baby a while back and she still looks pregnant . I'm not trying to be mean or anything and no I'm not making fun of her . I'm a mother too who has a lot weight to shed but that's what he gets for badmouthing women and let's not forget a women gave birth to him.



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178,322 I hate seeing those ads on TV for feminine products with the blue liquid.  You know why?  My period doesn't work out that "nicely" for me.  

You see, my period blood isn't the consistency of water at all.  It doesn't pour out of me and get trapped on the pad.  Instead as soon as it falls out of me it seems to congeal.  Do you know what that means?  

It means when I look at my pad it doesn't look like there's much down there.  So I go ahead and pee and when I go to wipe....GOOD LAWD!!!  My entire pussy is smeared from front to back with blood.  A little misses the top of the pad and gets on my panties and the rest keeps getting pushed to the back of the pad onto the back of my panties.  I wipe my pussy and all the blood is caught in the hair against my body.  It's not on the pad.  The blood is on my pussy with some staining my panties.

Do you know how frustrating that is?  What's that you say?  Wear a tampon instead?  OK.  I wear a tampon with a  liner just in case.  The tampon is all the way in.  1 hour later, my liner is almost full of blood.  I pull out the tampon and it's half-soaked.  WTF?  The tampon magically absorbed some of the blood, "rejected" the rest, and sent it oozing out to the liner.  How???  Either way, my panties are destined to be ruined.



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178,321 I'm a professor and when I start a new semester, I get nervous and sweat a lot.  Like, A LOT!

My back is dripping as I'm introducing myself to new students.  I always have to wear a black shirt on the 1st day so you can't see the sweat pouring down my back.  

I also sweat my crotch right out.  My underwear is soaked.  I should start carrying another pair so I can change them mid-day.  Pantyliners don't work.  I soak right through them to the point that it's so wet down there the adhesive won't stick anymore.  They slide all over the place and I refuse to wear a pad instead.  Not to mention with my panties wet, my sweat eventually soaks through to my pants.  I can't wear black pants AND a black shirt too.  

So I think I'm going to buy some wet wipes, 2 identical black shirts, and 2 identical non-black pants.  Halfway through my day I'll take off my clothes, wipe my body down, and change into my "fresh" but identical outfit.  

Some people sweat a lot under their arms.  For me it's a little under my arms, my crotch, the seat of my pants, and my entire back.  Great!  Especially when you have to stand and turn your back to the class to write on the board making everything obvious.



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178,320 I always let out a fart when I pee. When I had a serious boyfriend it wasn't a big deal. Bow that I'm single I can't just go around farting in my dates restrooms. So my life hack: when you sit to pee, grab a wad of toilet paper and hold it against you're  butthole.  It's like a silencer.  Lol :D you're welcome.



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178,319 Racism will end when people who make statements like "blacks should act and behave like the rest of society; instead they take, leech and want everything handed to them without doing any work." Stop saying things like this. This type of statement show racism pure and simple.



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178,318 She will never know how different her life could have turned out. I will never know how a life with you could have been. We all make choices every day. Believe me when I say that my choice was not because I didn't love you.



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178,317 No matter how much my husband says that looks don't matter, I know he regrets marrying a woman as ugly as I am.



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178,316 I was so lost in my teenage years. All I ever thought about was wanting a girlfriend. I was obsessed. All I wanted was to hang out with a girl, any girl. My mother ran off when I was about 10. I can't help but think it was related. Parents have a way of fucking you up even when they aren't there.



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178,315 I don't want to be in college. I'd rather start working.



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178,314 I had a government official tell me to stop asking so many questions which embarrass his department, or there will be consequences for me.

Hard to believe we live in America.



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178,313 Do not follow me into the bathroom. I don't care that you want to talk. Wait until later!



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178,312 So done.

-next day-

Okay,  I'm back.

Fuck me.



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178,311 Maybe it's just me, but it seems like lately all the shampoo and body wash makers have changed the smells of their products, and not for the better. They seem to have added some ingredient that makes the stuff smell like vomit. I can't even wash with them without getting a sour stomach just from the smell. So I have to sniff-test everything before buying it. Oh well, maybe it's just me...



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178,310 A friend's wife went down to Louisiana to help victims of the flood.  It is organized through a church and different people from different parts of the country are showing up to help.  Each day there is about 400 people there to help.

She has been there a week so far.  You know how many black people have showed up to help?  Zero.  None.  Nada.  

Racism will not go away until we demand that blacks act and behave like the rest of society; instead they take, leech and want everything handed to them without doing any work.  I know it is a blanket statement, I know that there are a lot of blacks out there who do not behave this way, but generalizations exist because they are true.

Get off your lazy asses people in New Orleans and go help out victims of the flooding in Baton Rouge.  It is less than an hour away and the rest of the country helped you when your sorry asses were underwater.



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178,309 My secret: I want someone to explain to me how she can see his texts and call logs and still believe his bullshit that he's not having an affair.



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178,308 You made your choice 15+ years ago.   Now he has gone off with another woman a few years younger and there you are struggling with a couple kids.  Don't be looking my way.  Oh no, that will not happen.



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178,307 There is some really nasty stuff people can do in bed.  Then, there's the normal stuff.  I think that anything that is normally flushed down the toilet is utterly filthy and should never pass the mouth, except maybe as accidental residue.  Eating or drinking ANYTHING from the body aside from pure semen is way beyond disgusting . . . to me.

REALLY, how far, far, far beyond twisted must a person be to dine on an effing turd???  That is not sex, it is uber madness!!!



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178,306 No one really wants to know explicit details about a married couple's sex life.



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178,305 It matters not how many dates I go on in a single week, or not, I am still far from over my ex and the reality of it is that it'll continue to hurt for a long time no matter how many of them I bed.



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178,304 I hate trolls on forums.  So annoying.  I can't believe they exist.  Then one day I logged out, created a new profile, and posted "trollish" messages and blatantly incorrect info.  OMG!  It was so much fun!  

Now I see why they do it.  You annoy the fuck out of everyone but that shit is hilarious!



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178,303 When you explain something to a child and he responds with, "Interesting," it means he finds what you said to be interesting.

When you explain something to an adult and he responds with, "Interesting," it means he finds what you said to be very uninteresting.



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178,302 Finding God requires closing our eyes only and being able to feel his love embracing you. Don't be troubled, 301, our leader was crushed in a cross without guilt. We can tend any troubles, since we seek not this earth, but the one that is to come. Be a child again: yes, we can make it!

Regarding people... ah let them make their silly number and at the right time! swoosh! show 'em the correct way.



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178,301 god please give me the strength to be strong in these trying times. please help me understand i have no control over the situation and can only hope for the best and hope for peace of mind. i always worry about you and you making the right decisions.



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178,300 I go to the gym during my lunch hour. If I know I'm going to have a busy day I get up 1.5 hours earlier and go before work. It's not hard if you are committed - just find a way to make it part of your daily schedule :)



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