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178,599 How about the lie that there will be a wall? Or that Mexico would fund it?

What do you think he's said that is actually honest? The racist stuff?

Honestly, Trump is so racist and misogynistic that I wonder about all of his supporters being those things too.



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178,598 I think Trump is a huge liar. There are so many dishonest things he has done. He said he saw 400 million dollars being transferred to the Iranians. Seems he lied about that. And he lied about his taxes too. You can release taxes under audit - Nixon did. He also said he would release his taxes in the past but won't now. He's big liar. And not just that, but he's cheated frequently on his wives -- doesnt he have children from 3 different women? And he's being investigated for raping a 13 year old girl. So he's a rapist and a pedophile as well. Doesn't seem like someone you'd like in the White House. Let's not forget his bribe to Pam Bondi in Florida either.



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178,597 im so beat down.  i work with a bunch of early 20 year olds that will not include me or speak to me so i sit in silence 40 hours a week.  they go out of their way to bring stuff in and ask everybody but me if they want any of their food.  which obviously i dont want but it just hurts my feelings.  I have done nothiing wrong except that i am 20 years older than them and i have nothing in common with them but i would never ostracize someone like they have done me.  It is just not polite and/or good manners to treat someone like they treat me.



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178,596 On the record, Trump explained he was kidding when talking about China and global warming. That's Trumps sense of humor. Like it, hate it, either way I understand. Should he try to be funny in that way? Probably not. But we can't say it's dishonesty. It would not be an accurate portrayal of Trump's intent.

Do you have another example of Trump being dishonest?



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178,595 The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.



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178,594 Can you give an example of something dishonest Trump said?



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178,593 Trump is the most dishonest, insincere, egotistical, self-centered person ever to run for office. Not to mention misogynistic (his worst trait), racist, crooked, thinned-skinned, unintelligent, etc, etc.

His moron supporters repeat everything he says with zero evidence to back it up. I am worried the morons will actually take up arms when he loses legitimately because the buffoon brought up that the election could be rigged.

He is a dangerous, and simply bad human being. Some people are simply bad. He is one.

(Typos happen - including forgetting to capitalize the 'h'.)



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178,592 I used to have this cinnamon scented oil on my bedside table. I'd use it at nighttime on my hands and feet. One evening I'm laying there and feeling a little naughty so I put the oil on my vjay and started rubbing. It took 30 seconds before I realize something was very wrong. IT BURNED LIKE HELL! I don't know if it was the cinnamon or maybe they put pure acid in the oil, but ouch did it hurt! I raced into the shower and frantically washed it off. Oh it was bad. Not all oils are meant for personal pleasure......



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178,591 I talk to myself too much...



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178,590 I am fucking your husband all day tomorrow.



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178,589 My wife worked on Wall Street as a salesperson. She made big money. During a downturn in the market, my wife was fired. Despite my objections, she filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her employer. She lost the case. Of course she lost the case. There was no evidence of sexual harassment. Nothing. I told her this. But she filed because she thought it was free money for a woman to play the harassment trump card.

But you know what's worse. She was never hired again on Wall Street. Of course people talk. No matter what company she went to, someone there knew someone at the place she was fired. The story of her failed greed induced lawsuit always bubbled up.

Now my wife works as a receptionist in a medical office earning $13 an hour.

What a bone headed stubborn greedy thing for her to do, filing a lawsuit on no grounds all because she's a woman and therefore men must be punished. Serves her right. I'm her husband and our family income is down, but even I can admit what she did was wrong.



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178,588 I think if Clinton is elected there might be a revolution. I had no problem when Obama was elected. I'm a Republican and even I can recognize he is of good character. People grumbled because they are racists. No one is going to support racists overthrowing the government.

But with Hillary it's different. She's so dishonest. No one is going to support a dishonest person as President. If a revolution happens, I don't think anyone will want to stop it.



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178,587 There is a group of women in my neighborhood who are all part of a MLM (multi-level marketing) program that sells a "health product". The product was originally marketed as a weight loss product but then the company got in trouble with one of the regulatory groups because it didn't help anyone lose weight. Now it's a "health" product. Anytime I find out that someone is selling diet products, skin cream, bags, etc. as part of a MLM company, I run like hell away from them. I immediately assume they will try to sell/scam me. Everywhere you turn, they are posting about this miracle "health" product on facebook or talking about it at gatherings. They talk about how everyone should follow their lead and drink this stuff because they all feel great, have more energy and all of their past ailments are gone. It's a little bit cultish.

The funny thing is that the majority of the women selling this in my neighborhood are all overweight. A few of them are the most obese women in the neighborhood. None of them are losing weight - most look like they are getting larger. Everyone is laughing at them because of this. Who would want to sign up for that? If they were smart, they would find the most fit, attractive woman in the neighborhood and give her a cut of everything sold to say that this product is her secret to looking like she does. That might work. An obese woman telling me to buy this product so I look and feel as good as she does makes no sense. No thanks, I'll just continue to eat sensibly, drink moderately and exercise regularly. Idiots.



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178,586 I'm a father of school-age children. I decided to be very involved with the schooling of my children and joined the PTA so I could volunteer to help. It's been a disaster.

I found the women in the PTA are unaccepting of a man in their ranks. They've gone so far as to say terrible false things about me. Can you imagine?? I'm volunteering to help for Christ sake, and they lie and bad mouth me?

In my experience, the PTA is a women's only club. Men, learn from me, stay away. I even keep my children away from PTA activities. I don't want these women as role models.



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178,585 You divorced your endearing husband after he came down with MS. I'm having trouble thinking of you as a good person.



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178,584 Time for an affair. I begged until I was blue in the face. Changed nothing.  Ta ta.



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178,583 I'm still missing you.



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178,582 I know a secret. There's a kid I know. He's 22 and newly out of college. He studied art. Very tough to make a living with art. His mother encourages him though. She says go for it and don't worry about the money. The family is not rich. They live in a modest house. The father is some kind of accountant. So they are okay, but not wealthy.

Here's the secret though. The artist wannabee is wealthy but doesn't know it. It's a strange story. The mother had a love child when she was still single. This is the artist. The father of the love child came from a very wealthy family that's the force behind a very well known national chain store. The father died shortly after the artist was born. The mother then married another man who raised the boy as if he was his own son.

The wealthy chain store family set up a trust fund for the artist when his real father died. They gave nothing to the boy's mother. But arranged for the artist to receive $1 million on his 25th birthday and another $1 million on his 35th birthday. The artist has no idea. He doesn't even know that the man who ultimately married his mother and raised him isn't his real father.

That's going to be quite a 25th birthday surprise!



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178,581 i don't remember the last time my husband and i made love. now we are separated. we will end up divorced, and i can't remember the last time of intimacy as a nice memory. It was not my fault; he withdrew from me. Or maybe that is my fault. All I know is, I always wanted him.



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178,580 I wrote the secret below about calling my wife. Here's another example of her need to always put me down.

We invited her entire extended family to our house for Thanksgiving. She has 5 brothers and sisters, all with children. So we had about 25 people over. I rented folding tables and set everything up in the dining room so we could all eat together. One big happy family.

When everyone was in their seat I thanked them for coming and offered a toast to the idea of family.

My wife's mother-in-law thanked me for hosting and added how I was looking very fit and healthy.

My wife then shouts out, "It's because he dyes his hair. He does. What kind of man dyes his hair? He's so vain!"

My mother-in-law, obviously embarrassed for me, stops my wife. She says, "No, he does look fit and healthy."

My wife then says, "No it's true. He dyes his hair. He doesn't think I know. But I know everything. Here I'll show you." She then jumps up from her seat and runs into the master bathroom. Everyone is sitting there in stunned silence. She comes back with a box of men's hair dye.

"See! See! He dyes his hair."

More awkward silence.

My mother-in-law breaks the tension by saying, "Let's eat this delicious meal!"

Thank you mother-in-law. She gets it. She sees how mean spirited my wife is.

But I don't get why my wife behaves this way. I didn't deserve what happened to me. I was being a kind host inviting everyone into my home.

I guess no good deed goes unpunished.



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178,579 My wife is always ready and eager to put me down.

Here's an example. I called her on the phone to see how her day was going. It's a nice thing for me to do.

She tells me, "I have a doctor's appointed today - not that you care if I get cancer and die."

What just happened there? Why am I suddenly being painted as a bad uncaring person. I didn't do anything wrong. I called her as a nice gesture. But this is my wife. She has this overwhelming need to constantly make me into a bad guy.

It gets tiresome.



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178,578 Chevy Chase is going into rehab, at age 72? Jesus, why bother ...



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178,577 I voted democrat in the last two elections. I look at this year and consider my options. There's guy who is too honest. There's a woman who is too dishonest.

I understand what dishonest means.

But a guy who's too honest? What does that mean? He says things that are considered rude because he is being honest.

Isn't this the kind of problem we want the future president to have - that he's honest?

When did you ever send a child to his room for being honest? Never. For being dishonest yes. But never for being honest.



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178,576 I feel like everyone's getting sick of me and my problems. Part of the problem is that I have nowhere to go to be alone. If I could wallow in my sadness alone, believe me, I would. But it's back home to my abusive brother and father where there's no space and everything is my fault, or to my friend's house where invariably they'll get sick of me



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178,575 I have a big butt.  I have been losing some weight, so it's not as big.  My aunt tells me "you lost your ass."  No i didn't, it's just not as big.  I'm like "I lost weight." She says "yea in your ass." "I lost it all over."  It's just annoying. I lost it in my stomach, arms, back, everywhere. Places people don't notice because I don't show that all off. It's just noticeable because my ass was so obvious. Why when you have a big body part, like boobs or ass, does the world think it's public property? Like they can just comment on it? I don't have big boobs but I imagine those girls get it worse. Maybe I'm being sensitive. We all live in the same house and sometimes this is exactly why I want to get away from living with my family, I love them but i'm in my 30's and there comes a point where too many adults in the house isn't a good recipe. And she loves to tell people when they lost weight or gained a little and look better. It makes you self conscious, women don't want to hear about their weight either way. When you live with your family any little change is commented on, a new necklace you never wore before, a new style of clothes, new makeup. They know you a certain way so when you do something different it has to be spoken out loud. My family isn't bad at all, I just get self conscious about shit like that and she's the main one who has something to say.



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178,574 My wife uses sex as a tool. She wants something and offers sex in return. But not really. Once she gets what she wants, she pulls the offer of sex. I've lived through this a hundred times. I've learned not to bite at the bait. It amazes me how she keeps trying the same tactic though. She still keeps trying to entice me though sex. She's like the boy who cried wolf. What does she think that I'm an idiot? I solved the problem of lack of sex a long time ago. $100 at a happy ending massage parlor. It's cheaper and the asian massage girl never goes back on her word.



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178,573 Guys, know this. If ever you get divorced, everyone of your dirty little secrets will be broadcast to everyone you know.

My wife's sister is getting divorced. Out come the fangs. I now know my brother-in-law takes cialis. He likes to jerk off in front of her. He likes a vibrator up his ass. He was molested as a teenager. He farts in his sleep. He hit a parked car in a parking lot and drove away. He has a lot less money than people think.

I should not know these things. Just because they are getting divorced doesn't mean either should be debased and embarrassed in front of the world. It's not fair. My wife's sister thinks she's being clever telling us all these things. But I look at it and lose respect for her, not for him, but for her.



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178,572 The problem with going back to work after stopping to raise my son is the lack of proffessional references. I have 1 i need 3



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178,571 in a moment of anger my husband said my body disgusted him because i was too thin and lacked any type of sexiness. he said i was like an ironing board with nipples. i've never forgotten his words. sometimes "sorry" doesn't cut it.



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178,570 I checked my wife's phone activity this morning. I can log onto her service provider's website and see what she's been up to. This morning she checked her texts as 5ᛊ AM. This is when she woke up.

Then she checked her texts again at:

5ᛙ
6ᚩ
6ᚱ
6ᚵ
6ᚼ
6ᚾ
6ᛄ
6ᛇ
6ᛍ
6ᛔ
6ᛛ
6ᛟ
7ᚪ

and so on. She checks her phone every few minutes. In that time period she didn't receive a single text. But it doesn't stop her from obsessively checking.

Are phones a good thing? Should grown adults be so concerned with getting texts that it dominates their life like this? I don't think so.



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178,569 Nobody wants me around.



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178,568 I read that one out of every five married women had an affair at some point. Wow. I read that and started thinking of my closest friends. We are a group of five! Which one of us had an affair? Which one of us did it?

Then it occurred to me. That would be me. Here I was ready to judge my friends and frown upon one of them for her transgressions, when I remembered it was me who slept with a man.

But a funny thing, at first I didn't what to count my affair because, well, it was different. There were extenuating circumstances. I was forced to do it because my husband and I weren't getting along. It wasn't my fault....

See how ridiculous that sounds? I was forced to do it? Er, no I wasn't. I chose to do it. But I was ready to give myself a free pass so I could look down at others. I have this need to always look good and noble (in my head) while putting down everyone else, even my closest friends.



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178,567 I have $6 left until I am paid. 6 more days. The Pensioner's Diet Plan.



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178,566 I miss her so bad and the hurt just lingers. I do hope she's well and thinks of me fondly. This sucks. Hopefully she enjoyed 8/4/16 and will think about me when the memories arise.



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178,565 Not sure how I'm going to make it through today



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178,564 Something weird happened. I was chillin with my neighbors and they were talking about someone who I assumed was a big time misogynist. I am a girl. Then, my neighbor asked me doesn't the man ( who they were talking about) make me wanna lie on his belly? And I didn't know who this man was but all of a sudden I had a very strange realization: that I wanted a mommy man or a mommy masculine person-- just for the moment... Not a feminine mom woman... But a mommy masculine person... Like a man or masculine person that cooks me soup, brushes my hair, thoughtfully picks my outfit for school or work and picks me up from school and work and holds me and plays games or knits while talking to me. It was the stranges weirdest idea I've ever wanted to try. But now I crave it.



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178,563 Omg I love my man for his big cock. I wish I wasn't this shallow but I can't help it. Dick like that makes you fall in love.



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178,562 I regret my abortion. Having that baby would've tied my to an abusive man forever. I still regret it.



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178,561 the smell of my own cunt reminds me of my affair



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178,560 I was happy.  Finally, it was my time.  But now poisoned.  Poisoned.   To think back hurts my heart.



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178,559 I am a professionally employed, high functioning alcoholic. Money in the bank and never miss work. But I have drank Listerine to get high when there were no liquor stores open and I had no stash.



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178,558 I have a family member who is dopey and naive. He's what I call a chump. Apparently his bosses at work love him. According to them, he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. You know where he works? The US Government. That tells me that compared to everyone else working for the government, this guy is the cream of the crop. No wonder why this country is so fucked up.



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178,557 I'm not sure what to make of this. My wife has a good friend. Last summer her husband died. Terribly sad. Terribly dumb. He had been drinking. He couldn't sleep. He took a sleeping pill. He still couldn't sleep. He decided to go for a swim in their pool to exhaust himself. He passed out and drowned. The wife found him a few hours later in the middle of the night when she realized he wasn't in bed. He was only 36 years old and a nice guy.

My wife did what she could to help with the aftermath. My wife made dinners for her friend and talked endlessly to her to help with the grieving process.

By the time a year went by, as much as could be expected, the situation had passed.

Then one evening this summer my wife was over at the friend's house. They were sitting around drinking wine. The friend said it was the anniversary of her husband's death. My wife corrected her. My wife said she had the date wrong. The anniversary was still a few weeks away.

The friend said no, it was the anniversary of the death of her first husband.

My wife was like -- FIRST HUSBAND?  No one knew the woman was married before.

She explained that yes, she was married for a few years in her twenties. But he died.

HE DIED? HOW?

The friend explained he went out for a bike ride and never came back.

My wife asked for more details. Turns out the body was never found. Everyone assumed he died while riding on a back country rural road and ended up in a ditch.

When my wife told me this I was like no way. You can't die at the side of the road in America and no one will find the body. That could never happen.

What's more, the story goes that she was living on the west coast when this happened. A year after he vanished, she moved to the east coast and started over. She has been here 9 years and never told anyone she was previously married and that he died.

I mean, maybe she'd keep that a secret. But couple it with the idea that her second husband also died at a very young age. Both those things can't be an accident. No way.

I'm thinking I should call the police and give them this new information. Like what if she drugged her second husband and then pushed him in the pool? That could happen. But there's no way both her husbands just happened to die on their own.



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178,556 My boyfriend (ex? other half? I dont even know right now, he left me but claims hes coming back) ANYWAY. We have/had been together for almost 7 years. When I see younger couples get married without living together I try so hard not to laugh. Especially if they've been dating for like 1 to 2... even 3 years. Its like PFFFTTTT good luck with that. Imagine my face when my boss told me his young daughter got married after a year.



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178,555 My heart and door are always open :)



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178,554 I miss you.  I need you as a friend.  I miss talking to you.



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178,553 Lies are hard to cover up after awhile. I always suggest people date for awhile and live together before they get married. It's not a man/women thing. It's a human thing. Some women are honest some are not. Some men are honest and some are not. If you date and live together for awhile it's harder to fake. The facade can only last so long. Not only that but as you date/live together you grow as a couple. You learn more about each other before you make a legal commitment. Marriage is just a legal thing. It's the two people involved that make all the difference. Marriages are just like anything else, there can be great ones and terrible ones. People will treat you the way you allow them to treat you. Seriously people. Date better and marry better!



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178,552 I think most people marry for where they are in life right now and not where they are going. When they eventually get to where they are supposed to be, reality kicks in. Oops what have I done.



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178,551 My retirement has been a constant worry about whether my money will last until I die. It keeps me unhappy. In hindsight, I wish I had kept working until I die. It would have been less worrisome.



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178,550 I think marriages fail because during the courtship women pretend to be something they are not. They act like they enjoy sex. They say clothes on the floor and dishes in the sink don't bother them. They laugh at jokes. They pretend they are easy going and okay with any and all decisions.

They do this because women want and need to be married. Men not so much. So women pretend to be a great catch. Men have no need to pretend. Men are honest, women are not.

Then after they are married, the true nature of the woman comes out.  Women are the cause of strife in a large majority of troubled marriages.



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178,549 Marriages would work better if people waited until they got to know each other before they got married. Marriages would work better if people married people they got along with. Not just similar hobbies, good sex, same religion, I'm talking about marrying someone who you genuinely LIKE. Someone who is a lover, friend and partner. People get married for the wrong reasons to the wrong people then bitch and moan at their unhappiness. Make better choices next time folks.



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178,548 Marriages would be better if they only existed on weekdays. Then on weekends couples could be apart and do whatever they wanted.



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178,547 If you want to share information quickly with a large group of people, forget the internet. Forget Facebook and twitter and instagram. The fastest way to be sure the information gets to everyone is to tell it to my wife and then tell her it's a secret and she can't tell anyone else.



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178,546 My wife has 23 pairs of sneakers. How could she waste so much of our money on something so frivolous? I fucking hate her.



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178,545 you're a fucking abusive  pathological nut job. i have never seen someone twist things as profoundly as you do.  good luck "doing better" in finding someone new as you have so often told me you can. i don't know, maybe someone can make you want to be a better and healthy person. but it clearly, no matter all the unconditional consistent love i have lavished, it is not i.



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178,544 R,
I am sorry. And I forgive you.
A



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178,543 I love when presidential elections come around. All these people think there candidate will make their lives or the country better. When will you dumb fucks realize that they all work for the top 2%? They dont give a fuck about you and they detest you in every way!republican or democrat, liberal or conservative, they only work for the billionaires that finance their campaigns. Wake the fuck up! You only show your supreme stupidity with your fucking lawn signs. The only way to change the course of the country is to purge the 2%.



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178,542 That's exactly why I won't take my ex back.  I caught him on dating sites (not the first time) and talking to a married woman who he supposedly didn't like but who liked him, among other things, and he said I could have his password to everything, I could look at his phone when I wanted, everything.  I am not that kind of person, I don't want to be that woman.  So I broke up with him.  If a guy really wants to he can just have a side email, it's not that hard.  I am not gonna be put in a position to be your micromanager/babysitter.



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178,541 My boyfriend's wife knows all about our affair and her response is to put his balls in per purse -- she checks his phone, tracks his whereabouts, questions him about everything.

Way to make life with you pleasant, you moron.

We still get together 2-3 times a week and talk all the time.

Joke's on you, you nag.



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178,540 i got a case of yellow fever. Only 1 cure, a 10 day trip to Thailand.  Coming up soon.



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178,539 At 220 lbs, i couldn't stop cheating on my wife.  Randos galore.  I made the decision to stop 5 years ago  but I know that I've replaced the sex with food.  At 350 lbs, my wife now finds me unattractive.

I'm an asshole, but now a fat asshole.



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178,538 It's bad.... This feeling I have you for you. Why do I feel like this towards you???



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178,537 Best sex I ever had was right after I caught my girlfriend cheating. She went away for the weekend. When she came back I helped her unpack. I found condoms in her suitcase. She cried and fessed up. I then fucked her while I made her tell me the details of how she fucked a guy a day earlier.



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178,536 Everyone has the right to say no to something and not provide a reason. Like anything though, our choices come with consequences. One being the potential loss of a friendship if the habit of saying no becomes habitual. There ARE rules to friendships. They're rules society has created. We're social creatures by nature and as we have grown and evolved we have created certain rules and traditions. Not liking them doesn't make them go away. Some might call them common courtesy, manners. Whatever. Dont do things that make you unhappy but be aware that there is always a price to pay for our actions. The best thing to do is be thoughtful but honest. If you're asked to be in say, a wedding and you don't want to go, be open and honest with your friend. Don't make excuses. Give them the same courtesy they gave you in extending the invitation. From there the ball is in their court.



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178,535 534 you are entitled to feel that way i hate weddings too so you're not alone



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178,534 Love..



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178,533 So, a long time friend asked me to be a brides maid today, less than an hour ago. I said no.

, I know couldnt handle being in that position but I would love to attend.

I didnt wear a dress at my own day of marriage. I didnt go to my brother in laws wedding THAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW  TODAY. (YUP I DID NOT GO, I may have if I had actually been introduced to the bride but i barely know my brother in law let alone his new wife)

I know myself well enough to know I couldnt mentally handle the role of bridesmaid. Crippling social anxiety, dislike of being photographed, dislike of semiformal and formal events, the fact that I didnt have a wedding of my own should be enough to spell out that I dont like weddings.

I don't I just don't do weddings. I will say no no matter who asks me to be a bridesmaid i simply wont.

Its not a you thing. Its a me thing. All the friendship, all the anger, all the upset in the world will not change my mind, i wont be in a wedding party. Ok. I wont. I dont even like going to weddings over half of them end in divorce and debt.

And i am allowed to say no and be upset and even lash out when my reasons why are not good enough.

Im allowed to say no to things damn it. I am allowed to tell people no. I am allowed to bow out of intense social events like weddings.
I am allowed to dislike them even.
I am allowed to find weddings over all distasteful situations, and not want to attend them. EVER.

I didnt say I wouldnt go to my friends wedding just that I did Not in any way want to be a bridesmaid. I couldnt handle the pressure of the position. I can't.

I am allowed to bow out of things like that.

If you are some how contractually bound by the lines of friendship to expect such things from me leave my life damn it, i cant stand weddings god such a waste of time and energy and money and just...no



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178,532 I was voted most ambitious in my high school class. This was 30 years ago and it still annoys me. I must have come across as pushy and demanding. I enjoyed high school up until that moment. After they voted me most ambitious I was turned off from the whole thing. I went off to college and never came back.  Wish I hasn't won that particular award.



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178,531 You're bored at school so you start crushing on a girl. You find the one with a nice combination of attributes, nothing in particular, just a nice combination of personality, style, look, smarts, etc.

You go to class thinking, "oh shit, I forgot to do the reading, and I wonder what she'll be wearing today"

You see her walk in and you notice her boobs doubled in size overnight. You weren't really looking at her boobs very much in the first place, partly because that wasn't one of her stand out features, but now they are standing way out.

What happened? Behold the amazing one inch thick padded bra, that one can wear over another bra, and suddenly she's turning heads.

People aren't going to really love you for your stuffed bra. If you want to get aclaim for your small chest, just wear a shear tee shirt without a bra and I promise you'll get noticed. Btw, I wouldn't ever think to walk around with a cucumber in my pants. Isn't that really the same sort of thing?



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178,530 Yesterday was a very rough time for me.  I felt like the most undeserving misfortunate person.  I got lost in my own head.

You restrung your guitar and sang I Will Follow You into the Dark to me.

Thank you for being you.  

You say I bring out the best in you but you have really shown me so much more.  I built a fortress around my heart and you are breaking it down bit by bit.

I love you and one day that will no longer be my secret to bare.



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178,529 Some weirdo comes up on the porch at my boyfriend's house and empties the ash tray, somewhat regularly. Many times there is ash spilled all over the place too. These cigarette butts are the ones that have been smoked again after one of us ran out of cigarettes. They are DONE. It's really creepy to know that someone that desperate is at our front door while it is regularly open at night on these summer evenings without us even knowing and all sitting right there 10 feet from the door. And he's deranged, he can't even get them into his container without making a huge mess sometimes. There was also a creeper (same?) who approached me walking not 3 feet from me in all black looking like Kenny from Southpark at 2 in the morning when I could have sworn it was an empty street, right outside the house. He was suddenly there, within arms reach, out of nowhere. Normal people would have shuffled or cleared their throat or something to not startle me if they were the only one there and I obviously didn't know they were there. I think he was letting me know he could have had me. I gasped really loud and jumped and he didn't even aknowledge it or make eye contact, he just walked by. This same thing happened about 5 years ago, a guy in all black hoodie around his face came up on me from across the street and was within feet of me out of nowhere without anyone around. Now that I'm saying this, I feel like it must be the same creeper. Makes me want to bring a taser with me next time I feel like going for a cigarette at night. Fucking ghost guy is gonna get a little wake up call.



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178,528 Some people carry such a burden. My best friend has a delightful son in college. He is the kindest young man I've ever met. He's a joy. Everyone looks at him and smiles.

Not so for my friend, his mother. She recently told me that he was a twin, but his brother died in a car crash as a toddler. She can't look at her son today without being reminded of his sibling. I had no idea. My heart breaks for her.

Every silver lining has a cloud.



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178,527 My bio-dad is coming up for a visit this week. I am not a child any more. I am a grown woman. Why do I let him stress me out so bad now. After not being in my life forever now he wants to play dad. My dad who raised me died. Every time I hear the word dad come out of my bio-dad's mouth I want to puke. He expects me to send him father's day cards and everything and his wife is always saying your dad this and that. Wise up. You will never be my dad. That ship has sailed. I had a great dad and he is gone now. Why don't you just go crawl back under your rock? My secret? I wish I could get the guts to say this to his face.



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178,526 I can see you.
signed, a 56 year old widow.
P.S.  It does get better.



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178,525 There is no one as invisible as a 55 year old widower. Man is not made to live alone and unloved.



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178,524 Whoever said it was better to have loved and lost was full of shit.



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178,523 I dream of you even when I'm awake.



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178,522 My obsession over you could end my career and my marriage.



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178,521 I don't have cancer. God damn it. Maybe I'll get hit by a bus.



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178,520 504: You sound like a total riot! Be well!

47/F



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178,519 I'm so ready to go



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178,518 I need help.  I want you to help me.  You could help me.  Only you.  You hurt me.  But, if I ask, you will only judge me.  So I keep melting down.  I can't let you past the surface.



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178,517 I want romance, a connection. There is someone I am talking to who says he wants to fuck me and I want him, I like him. We haven't met up yet, he lives too far. I know he doesn't want anything else, he doesn't want to date or a girlfriend. I wish he was open to it at least. I want to kiss and have a man hold me, sensual romantic lovemaking and pounding my pussy, all of it. I want to kiss for a good ten minutes while he touches my tits and pussy through my pants before we start undressing. I want him to kiss my neck and suck my titties. I want him to hold me...this is how i want it to start...



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178,516 In the old days, it was accepted that you'd spoil the child if you spared the rod.  I've tried my hardest to always talk to my little kids, to always reason with them.  But every few months, they get this look and start acting like they know they're in charge.  They start hitting, refusing everything, and being brats.  Then shit gets real.  I have to manhandle them, and use force to show them I'm the parent.  They cry and scream, but then it's like they "reset."  They understand that I'm the parent.  I hate those days when the resets happen.



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178,515 My life is so depressing. I don't even want to describe my day because it's so boring and sad.  I do the same thing every night after the baby goes to sleep. I look forward to the down time but I'm not sure why. It's depressing. I have no companionship. My mom is dead and my dad is too busy to call. I try to keep myself busy but eventually I grow tired, tired of trying to fill the void in my heart with hobbies and cleaning, when I just want a friend. The highlight of my day today was talking to the lady I clean for. She's very nice and even the small talk we have is nice.
See how sad that is? It's unbearably sad. The only joy in my life is my baby. I love her but I miss being able to go out at night and feel alive and connect with people. I haven't had fun in weeks. I try, I really do but nothing works out. I try so hard to connect with my husband but years of being together has made him so complacent about our relationship. I wish I had something good going on in my life for me. I deserve it. I try so hard and I end up just crying because it's better than feeling nothing.



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178,514 Sad is what I am.



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178,513 #502:  wish I had known earlier - I would have made plans with you! Of course, I would need to know you, etc. but a belated happy day to you...



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178,512 My mother is a drug addict and has been since before I was born. She's selfish, manipulative, and crazy. She's been in and out of rehabs and mental hospitals my whole life. Went to prison. Ran off more than a few times. She cannot face the reality that she has fucked herself and her family so bad so she makes up stories about what happened.
She was in the hospital recently for 6 months after a heart attack. Her apartment wasn't ready yet when she was released and since she was on her drugs that make her less crazy and had been clean all this time I said she could stay in my house until her apartment was ready (3 weeks, 1 left out of the 3) in the hospital she was being sweet and normal. (For her)
Well she played me. I feel stupid. She's making my life a living hell, all she cares about is drugs. She's in a wheel chair so she can't just go anywhere esp as this is a new development and she's just leaning how to get around. She has non stop been fucking insane. Screaming, yelling, she faked major pain so I took her to the hospital set there for 8 hours in the middle of the night for them to tell me she just wanted pain pills. They ran a bunch of tests and at the end of it she was cussing them out because she wanted morphing. Everyday she bitches at me to take her to the hospital. Everyday she groans all day and says she's in massive stomach pain and that she hasn't pooed in a month. That's a damn lie I clean her toilet out and she poops a massive amount. Plus all the doctors she sees tell me she is healthy.
I'm going to set up that apartment, put her in it, make sure she starts off with everything she needs and after that she can fuck off. I'm done.
I'm going to move and not give her my address.



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178,511 Certainly enjoying life since I broke up with a girl ...dating a hot black girl, and tonight I have a platinum blonde white girl I'm enjoying the buffet!!



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178,510 Yes 505 that's what I do.

:)

No kids, not materialistic, live beneath my means.  No credit cards.  No car.  No debt except my house, which is modest.  I will never become a manager/supervisor ever no way.  

Simple things make me happy.  A cup of black coffee, a good book, my porch with all my flowers, my pets, my family and friends.  Lipstick, perfume, nature.

Be well.



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178,509 What's the point in a man having an 8 inch cock if he has no fucking clue how to use it? Not everybody is into pseudo BDSM and being jackhammered.  You are a joke. Any woman who has ever had her head slammed against your headboard or has seen your shaved nuts knows it, D. I guess the wallet and the empty promises make up for your lack of bedroom know-how...but sooner or later she'll get back up to the kind of fucking around she was doing before she got together with you.  You two are pathetic middle aged pieces of shit. Everybody is laughing at you. Trust me on that, assbag.



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178,508 I gotta admit, Trump is full of himself and says dumb things. Anyone who says he doesn't is kidding themselves. We all see it

But on the flip side, Hillary lies and does things for money. She is corrupt in big ways. Anyone who says she doesn't is kidding themselves. We all see it.

So.... full of himself, or a corrupt liar?

Tough choice, but my answer is Trump. Yep he can be an ass, but he built an empire. He gets things done. I can't get past all of Hillary's dishonesty.



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178,507 Some puppy dogs and rainbows for you...
It has been brought to my attention that you  have changed all your media access...Seriously? Did you think for one moment I actually give a rat's ass. That I would harass/contact you?
If you were half the woman you think are..this would have happened...



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178,506 505....You and I are on the same page on that pal...
Been living that way for a few years now. It's freaking beautiful.
My boss & family can't understand why I am never stressed.....
Simplification and living below my means....
You are on the right track..



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178,505 Happy Birthday alone person



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178,504 I don't need to have high ambitions or work 65+ hours a week to feel fulfilled. I'm going to model my life to be as happy, manageable, and stress free as possible.
I don't need to prove anything to anyone, someone's going to hate me no matter what. I'm going to live my life trying to be as content as possible. Live very small, no kids, a few great friends, lots of free time. Ahhh, sounds perfect.



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178,503 I'll take you out on your birthday. What a great adventure it could be. And a good story. Total strangers get together just for the heck of it. Defying convention, taking down walls, restoring everyone's faith in humanity.

I don't care if you are male or female, young or old. I'm male and 50. Does it really matter. More importantly I'd like to think I'm a good person who likes adventure. Let's do this.



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178,502 All I really want is a hug.
From you in particular.
Why do things have to be so complicated that we cannot give each other a hug. Two survivors of life. I think it's amazing all the things we have gone through in the last 16 years and still able to be friends.



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178,501 Just once it would be nice if someone asked to take me out for my birthday. Just once. I've been hoping for "next year" for the last 20 years. :( Today I will be alone.



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178,500 Dear Vacuum,

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIR DIE!!!!!

Sincerely, the dog



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