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178,899 I think the world's next super power will be the hacker group Anonymous.



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178,898 Uh oh, I'm sensing a problem. Are terrorist now setting off homemade bombs on US soil? Today there was one in NJ, two in NY. Are they doing this deliberately before the election? If so, I think there will be more bombs in the coming weeks. Be careful out there people!



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178,897 I got banned from my town forum. The Admin posts endless photos of what she's eating. She talks endlessly about food. Her entire life is food. She's also a 300 pound cow. Like gross.

So today someone mentions the daily special at one of the local restaurants is duck tacos.

Mrs. Fat Cow Admin responds saying she doesn't eat duck.

I chime in and say, "Oh, I didn't know there was something you don't eat."

I got 42 likes in 10 minutes, before Herr Grossness saw my post and deleted it.

Yep, and then I was banned.

Oh well, poor me. I won't get to see her super size meals anymore.



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178,896 I love my kids but they have absolutely ruined my marriage.



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178,895 I think parents who home school are kooks. Real nut jobs. They are doing a huge disservice to their children. Home schooling should be forbidden.



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178,894 I hate these dicks who carry their guns into stores just to prove they can. They scare people and they enjoy it. What assholes.



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178,893 I need to fuck someone, I need to get fucked.  It's been months.  I need to feel a man's tongue in my pussy and his cock in me while he puts my legs back...



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178,892 I only fuck married guys.



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178,891 People have really good secrets. Some extremely touching. Others heartbreaking. A few naughty! Your secrets change my outlook on life in a good way. Thanks for sharing.



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178,890 I was about 7 when I attended an easter egg hunt that was pretty large scale.  There were maybe 50 to 100 kids there and the eggs weren't hidden, they were just spread all across an open meadow.  It was a free-for-all, with kids just running from egg to egg, collecting as many as they could.  One little girl near to me tripped and fell, her eggs spilling in every direction.  I ran to her to help her up and she was immediately crying.  She was about 3 years old, very young.  And devastated to see all her eggs spilled.  I started trying to put the eggs back in her basket and you want to guess what the other kids did?  Yep, you guessed it: They ran over and started snatching the spilled eggs away from this hurt, crying little girl.  She sobbed even harder when she saw these animals stealing all the eggs she had collected.  When her mom got there, which was pretty much immediately (they wasted NO time), I pulled one egg from my basket and put it in hers to try to kind of compensate for the stolen ones, and went on my way.  I have always been so fucking disturbed by this memory.  I'm female and 34, for those of you who hear this and wonder which generation to be mad at.  I wish there wasn't such a stark difference between people that know right from wrong and those who just think about themselves to the point of preying on people.



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178,889 8847:  i KNOW how  you feel and what your situation is like.  I am 73,  very comfortable now.    But once, like you dirt poor,  with nothing,  a family who struggled to just eat.    Everything else was luxury.    I was accepted to a very expensive private university.   I  took a full load,  commuted in traffic 50 miles  a day, an  worked 30 hours a week to support my mom an little sister.  It was pure misery, drudgery with no margin for any type of new financial expense, like even a flat tire. I was always tired.  There was no joy in life.    

It got worse for 2 years due to a series of problems but  I managed to save enough money for 6 months of school, applied to UC, and got in.  

I bet I would find a part time job an attend classes.    By pure luck, I did.   It was miserable.  Worked loading trucks from midnight to 7am, rode a bike from a cheap apt to work an campus for class at 8am,  finished classes around noon, went home studied,  ate penaute butter sandwiches,  slept a few hours an started again.    Never went to a party, never had any spare change,   barely had enought to eat,  every time enrollment fees, books etc happened, it was pure stress an misery,    An none of my class mates had a clue.    They would tell me how they spent the summer in Europe, or did winterskiing,  or worked at a family business.   I had like 3pair of underwear.

They not only had not clue how close to the edge I lived but they didn't care.   It wasn't that they were bad people, they just  could not comprehend my situation.    They saw me as someone who never socialized with them yet..in class I held my own an my written submissions always got high B's an A's.   One quarter I made the President's lists.    I found out  by walking down the hallway the first day of the new quarter an a student in a previous class stopped me an asked my name.    When I told her,  she replied:  Everyone wonders who you are.    She was totally amazed I did not know.   I did not tell her I had been working 50-60 hours during the break, an was to exhausted   to do anything, even  check my mail or  watch TV.   I left.  I had to go to go to work.    Here is something really sad.  I was not really pleased about making the Pres List.   I didn't care.   I knew I had done OK.     I wanted the Pres List to come with a $ 500.   I needed money.  I need help.  

When I graduated, jobs were hard to get.  I got lucky. I got one.   I worked for 3 years paying my bills, supporting my mom an sister,   but little by little over 3-4 years,  things went from terrible to bad to OK to one  day I bought a nice USED BMW, nice work clothes, plenty underwear an I could afford to do day skiing.  

But I always lived beneath my means, always saved some money every month.   My little sister got her grad degree, we could take care of mom an ourselves,   I was in my  mid-thirties an had a real savings account. My head was above water.    

From then on things got better.    Now, I my net worth is a low 6 figures,  my income on saving investments an retirement accounts is in the upper 5%, I travel all over the world.    And I help out relatives in tuff financial situations.   I buy their books,   I give them money.... I KNOW what they are going thru.   I keep it private.    

Yes, I did work, an I got lucky,  an now I am very OK,  but I remember those years growing up all the  way into my adult years that were awful.  Not cuz I was dumb but mostly cuz I was not lucky enough to pick more wealthy parents.    An no one cared..an there are millions like me and you. I remember.   I know how you feel.  

I want to tell you one more thing.  I worked nights at a hospital.   A Black doc befriended me.   When I told him I had to drop out, he took me in his office.  It was like 2 am.  We talked.  He told me he always thought I was a  "resiliant" guy. an I that I had to get back to school.   He said he KNEW how I felt an told me over hours his story.    Black, smart , athletic.   Accepted to a Big 10 school.  In physics on his first day, called to the prof office .   The prof told him he didn't think a "negra" should take physics, it was to difficult.   He stayed in the class.  He got an A in the midterm.   The prof called him in an accused him of cheating.   Made him take another test.  He got another A.  He went on with stories like that..He was not  bitter..he wanted me to know he knew what misery an unfairness  was.   He was accepted to several first rate  med schools, including 2 Ivy's.  He had no money,  received a full ride at a Black med school and went there.   He want me to know he KNEW what misery an poverty an bad luck was.    

Then he said to me:  So see, if you don't continue your  education, you ain't the guy I thought you were.   For some of us, the price to make it better is to crawl thru misery an  muck with growling hunger pains,  literally an a those hunger pains way in the soul to make it better...better..better

Dude... things are miserable for you... an about 2 billion other people.   It ain't nothing personal...but yet what is more personal then being hungry cold an broke?   An no one cares.   Well, maybe one person.  You.    

So, take a deep breath,  tighten your belt, eat your peanut butter sandwich, an start crawling thru the muck an misery.   You will make it.   It will get better.   It will get better cuz YOU care.  No one else does.  

Good luck.  Wish we could talk.   I would buy you a hamburger.            




              


                          



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178,888 I just sent a guy I've known for years (and is a friend of my husband) a pic of my tits. I did it because I'm tired of not feeling desired by my husband. His response to seeing them made me so wet I'm going to go home and fuck my husband and think about the things he said he'd like to do to me. I will never PHYSICALLY cheat, but damn, I have to feel desired. That helped my ego so much



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178,887 886: I'd definitely talk to a lawyer about the whole incident. Btw, your jerkoff neighbor can keep her curtains closed so there wouldn't be any issue.



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178,886 Let me get this straight. You catch him cheating and you do nothing. Nothing. You don't ask if he loves her. You don't ask if she's the only one he's cheated with. You sure as hell don't consult a divorce attorney. You just stop the little sex you were having with him. So now what? Carte blanche for him to keep fucking her?

You're a genius.



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178,885 When my wife was breastfeeding she allowed her 16 year old niece to taste the milk. I'm sorry but that's weird. The girl didn't suck on the breast, but still it's weird. We were at a family function at the niece's home. My wife went into the niece's bedroom to do a feeding in private. The niece came in and was interested in the process. My wife showed her. Then my wife had the niece hold out her hand and my wife squirted milk from her breast into the hand. The girl tasted it. Just no. You don't do things like that.



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178,884 All you dads who help your kids with their homework- that is so sweet. It is a small act but it has an immense effect. I wish my dad had helped me with my homework when I was a kid and a teenager. Maybe I wouldn't be such a hoe now lol he was busy drinking



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178,883 I had the cops show up at my house at midnight. My neighbor called them. I work at a desk all day. I get no exercise. I come home and my wife feds me diner. Then I help my kids with homework. No exercise anywhere in there. I started gaining weight. By 25 pounds later I thought I better do something. I couldn't go running because by the time I'm done with my day, it's close to midnight. Who runs at midnight? I'd be hit by a car. My solution was my long driveway. My house is behind all the other houses. My driveway is 200 yards long and on a hill. So for a few weeks I'd walk along my driveway 10 times every night. It's a mile walk. It would take me 20 minutes. Much better than doing no exercise. Then one night the police showed up. I had to put my hands in the air. Then lay on the ground. They handcuffed me. They were not nice about it. All the while I'm on my own driveway. Then it comes out. A neighbor called the cops saying every night for weeks I've been peeping in the windows at the back of her house. Grrr. I'm not peeping in any damn windows. I can't help it if my driveway runs behind you house! I'm exercising the only way I possibly can. The police were obnoxious about it. They said if they caught me doing it again I'd be arrested. Like wtf? If I take a walk on my own property I'd be arrested? For real? Like this is the United States of America? How about this? If you are worried someone might see in your windows late at night, GET CURTAINS! In the end I gave up walking. It wasn't worth the trouble. I'm now even more overweight and disgusted.



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178,882 I feel guilty about cremating my father instead of giving him a proper burial. Cremation was way cheaper. So I feel guilty. But not too guilty.



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178,881 My wife has never taken a a drink of soda in the 20 years I've known her.



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178,880 When I walk the work room floor, all employees are busy doing their jobs. When I leave the work room floor and peer at them through a crack in the door, no employees are doing their jobs. They are shopping online and looking at porn. This is why America is no longer great.



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178,879 I wish my mother would die .
I don't think that will happen for at least 20 years.
She's a mean, horrible person who is miserable and makes everyone else miserable.


When I was 5 I was molested by my stepdad. My mom divorced him when I told my father. When I was 10 she got back together with him. Guess what he started up again?
I told my mom and she didn't care. All she cared about was his money even though my grandparents already paid all of our bills and we lived in a nice middle class neighborhood.

When I was 16 she tried to sell my to a drug dealer and the only reason it didn't happen is that the drug dealer flipped out on her. I babysat his kids all the time. His sister was in the same grade as me in school. He took care of all his brothers and sisters because his mom was like my mom. A psycho drug addict:  I was treated better at a crack dealers household than my own. I slept over there all the time when she was being crazy. This guy was maybe 5 years older than me and he treated me like I was his little sister when all I was to him was the crack addicts daughter.
He told my mom that if he ever heard of her trying to do that again to me he would make sure she never bought crack again.

I cried when I heard he died when I ran into his sister years later. You don't forget people who are kind to you when there are so few.

Anyway there are loads more things my mom has done to me and others, but the point is ..... WHY WON'T SHE DIE????
There are really good people who die all the time, can we not trade one of their lives for hers??



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178,878 There's a report out saying your chances of getting a divorced go way up if you get married after age 32. I agree. I married my wife when she was 34.

I'm an idiot. It's so obvious to me now. It's not that she waited to get married, it's that no one ever asked her. No one ever came close to asking her. In fact, no one ever dated her. She was 34 years old and I was her first boyfriend. Before I came along, she went on first dates, but never a second date. She had sex a total of four times before she met me. They were all one night stands on a first date.

Then sucker me shows up. I was blinded because she was good looking and had a career (aka a good salary). I fell for the trap that so many other men managed to avoid.

The marriage was a mess from the honeymoon. She proved to be so fucking difficult. Oh my God people don't realize the shiut she's put me through. For one thing, I married a 34 year old woman who had sex four times in her life. Do you  think she's into sex? NOT AT ALL. She would have thought it sufficient to have sex four more times in the next 34 years.

The other thing about a 34 year old career woman? She views herself as a success. So why should she have to listen to any man? She did whatever the hell she pleased and paid no attention to the idea she was married and should share decisions with her husband.

It was the worst chapter of my life. I feel like a fool for bringing it on myself.



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178,877 I have a friend who works on Wall Street. He's in the back office. His job is to enter numbers from a piece of paper into a spreadsheet. He doesn't even know what the spreadsheet is calculating.  It's monotonous and unimportant. He's been doing it for years.

On the other hand, I teach your children math. I make them smart so they can get into college and be a success in life.

My Wall Street friend makes 4 times my salary.



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178,876 Some men just don't realize we need to feel desired to be turned on. My ex wanted to fuck all the time but I picked up after him and everything. That's another thing, I like doing things for my man but when you take it for granted or you start feeling like my son because I'm picking up your dirty socks and doing all the cleaning, it's a turnoff. He thought I should be ready and good to go whenever he wanted too. Oh, even when he had a nasty attitude from a bad day or was mean, I was supposed to be with my legs spread.



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178,875 I don't think he's attracted to me anymore. Why? Because I've let myself go? Nope. I hit the gym several times a week. I'm not perfect but I have a cute shape and large fake boobs. Other men find me very appealing. I know this because they tell me. I don't act on their advances, but, it's nice to feel desired.  I can't remember the last compliment I got from my husband, even though I compliment him on a regular basis (and mean it). Trouble is he expects me to be ready to spread my legs even though I don't feel desired. I also work a full time job, have a side business, and do 100% of the housework and laundry. Sorry if I don't feel too sexy after cleaning the cat's litter box. I have a idea, since I do every damn thing else around the house, why don't YOU do it?

Rant over for now



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178,874 What a goddamn waste of a fucking day..let's wait on something that isn't going to show up



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178,873 Why are you still so damn mean?



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178,872 It will all end. We are all in the same boat. We won't even know we were on a boat. We won't even know what a "boat" is. It's tempting to think that none of this is real.



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178,871 There was a period in my marriage about 4 years ago where I completely lost my sex drive. It just disappeared. I have no idea why, I've always had a very high libido, but it was just gone. I didn't even touch myself during this time. It was a good 8 months or so.

This didn't fare well with my husband, obviously. He also has a high sex drive, and he was pissed. We had several arguments when I'd brush him off or not act very interested when we did have sex. One time he left for a business trip, and called me that night going OFF for 20 minutes about how he needed sex and this was all bullshit. He started asking if it was him. Was I not attracted to him anymore? Was it because he was losing his hair? Did he put on too much weight? He even asked if he was too white. (I always dated darker-skinned Italians before him.) Eventually it came back and everything was good. But that was a terrible time in our relationship and I'll never forget getting screamed at for not giving it up.

Flash forward to now. HIS sex drive is gone. He went to the doctor and was told he has low testosterone and a little bit of ED. He was given a prescription for Viagra which works great, but that shit is expensive. He hasn't refilled it in months. Now I'M the one getting rejected. Every time I initiate, he's too tired, or he's just eaten, or he needs to get a shower first. One night I said, "How about we get showers and get busy?" He was all for it. I took a quick shower, but by the time I got out he was passed out on the couch, snoring.

Last month he left on an extended business trip. He had to fly all over the country visiting clients. In all, he was gone for 6 weeks. He was able to come home for one weekend, getting home Saturday evening and leaving again on Monday morning. During that time we had sex twice. Great!

He's now been home for 9 days, and we have yet to have sex. NINE DAYS! My kids went to their dad's after school yesterday (and won't be home until Sunday morning), and he got home from work at 3ᛆ today. I've initiated, I've suggested, I've planned. Nothing. I reminded him of the times he screamed at me for not getting sex. I asked if he's not attracted to me anymore. "No, I'm just tired." "I just ate." "I need to get a shower first." (SO GO GET A FUCKING SHOWER, NOW!) "I'm still jet lagged, let me get acclimated." It's almost 2am, and he's been asleep on the couch since 9.

I've never cheated on anyone, not even a short-term boyfriend, but I'm seriously thinking about having an affair. I just want to feel a man on top of me. I want to be touched. I want to get fucked! Sex two times in 7 weeks isn't fucking cutting it!



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178,870 I think I have PTSD. :(



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178,869 When I was 21 and fresh out of college, I worked at an electrical engineering firm. There was a fellow who came in part time. He was 60 years old. He knew so much more than me about electrical circuitry design. But his job was to solder circuit boards. It was a menial task. It was well below his intelligence level.

We became friendly and one day I asked why he did it, why he did soldering instead of the more interesting circuit design work.

I remember his response exactly. He gave this pissed off little smile and said, "You'll understand one day."

I am now 60 years old. I was laid off from my job 5 years ago. I couldn't find another job. No one will hire a man over 50. Damn, I'd give anything to have even a menial job - like soldering.



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178,868 Feminine hygiene products should be free. I should not have to stand on line at the supermarket holding a box of tampons so everyone can see me and know.



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178,867 I've noticed something. Some people have trouble supporting Hillary. They give concrete examples. How did the Whitewater documents have her fingerprints on them? If your not sick, why all the coughing and fainting - ah you are sick - but I thought you said you weren't sick? Travelgate? Commodity options? Pooping your pants? Plenty of concrete examples.

On the flip side, some people have trouble supporting Trump. But they have no concrete examples of what he does wrong. He's a buffoon. He's rude. He's a misogynist. He's a racist. But when pressed, they offer no evidence. They are just school yard bullies doing a bunch of name calling. And the funny thing is, that's one of the things they accuse Trump of doing.



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178,866 I'm on the edge of losing my equanimity with my mother. She's nearly 70, and is overall very good to me, I live with her and take care of her as needed. But she gets a bee in her bonnet and then gives me the silent treatment until I BEG her to tell me what I've done wrong THIS TIME. We literally got off the cold shoulder a week ago and tonight I came home and asked her how her scrabble club was. "I didn't go." Oh, ok, how come? "I didn't want to!" Cue storming off with thunderclouds on her face and slamming doors the rest of the evening.
I'm not perfect AT ALL, but I hate having to beseech her to tell me what I've done wrong after days or weeks of her putting HERSELF through loneliness and pain bc she won't talk to me and doesn't have any friends.
I have friends. I talk this all out with them every time. She's not going to change at this point. etc.
She drinks the poison of her bitterness and expects me to die. I get hurt, but mostly I get angry. And of course we can't BOTH be angry, so I have to swallow my feelings and kowtow to her. Again.
She's Borderline and she always has been and I hate hate HATE living with her disease. I love my mother, but this manipulative nonsense is the last straw. Maybe I need to just step back and let her ask for help- move closer to work (I have a 100 mile round trip) and just not feed into the codependent bullshit cycle.

Or I could take a deep breath and calmly approach her and try and work it out, again. But every time she does this, it adds up. One day I will just lose my temper and tell her how I really feel. Then we'll both be sorry.



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178,864 There is a species of butterfly that thrives when being shot at by artillery. They live almost exclusively on army bases.

This is what it's like to be a Trump supporter. They've adopted a flawed ideology which constantly puts them under fire from people who use them for target practice. And yet somehow they thrive.

No wonder they're all so pissed off.



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178,863 I live in a beautiful town. There are many exquisite homes. Quite a few well known celebrities have lived here.

But there is a white trash neighborhood. They live in tiny bungalow houses that were built as summer getaways 50 years ago. These trash people moved into the bungalows because they were cheap compared to the rest of town. They moved in and then decided to live there all year round, even though the homes don't have insulation. I mean it's silly. But that's what they do so they can be part of this nice town.

I guess I don't mind it so much if they choose to live in a cold bungalow.....

Except....

They cause so much damn trouble in town. Their kids are out of control. They are the bullies in the school. They are the druggies in the school. They cause car accidents. They vandalize the town. The police reports are filled with these kids drinking and breaking into homes and doing lewd acts.

They have no sense of right and wrong. No sense of grace. They do whatever they please.

I'd much rather be in a town with hardworking white and black people, than to be in this town with white trash.

They have destroyed this town.



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178,862 In the middle of the night I pee in the sink. I don't want to turn on the lights. I can't see the toilet in the dark. So I stand on my toes and put my entire apparatus in the sink. Can't miss. And no mess.



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178,861 Gee, Trump's rape trail of a 13 year old girl starts a month before the election. How low can democrats go. They are using some made up story for political purposes, and in so doing, they insult every real victim of sexual assault.



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178,860 I can't believe people support Trump. Every candidate for the past 40 years shows their tax returns - even trump demanded it in the past -- now he won't. What's he hiding? His rape trial vs a 13 year old girl starts in October. There are two witnesses! He cheated people and screwed people and now his son is making jokes about the Holocaust. Trump is a white supremacist in bed with Putin. How could we elect this fraud?



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178,859 Anytime I suggest something sexual with my wife, she has to say something negative.

"Oh you and your overactive libido."

Why can't she just have sex and enjoy the moment. Why does it always have to be a put down? Sex is natural. It's what people do. I shouldn't be made to feel bad about it.

What if every time she goes to get her hair done, I say, "Oh you and your overactive insecurities about your ugliness."

Would that be okay?



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178,858 How does a man convicted of bribery go on to become the mayor? This is what's wrong with America. Residents don't care if their leaders break the law because residents themselves are corrupt and would like to break the law.

If I could buy put options on America, I would.



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178,857 Voudou...when allez vous simply isn't enough.



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178,856 I think people in Hillary's camp are people on the take. They live off subsidies. They are moochers. Even white suburban people can be moochers. It costs $20,000 for a kid to be in public school. If you have 2 kids and your taxes are less than $40,000, then you are a moocher, living off the government's tit. These moochers want Hillary because she will take even more money from those paying too much in taxes and she'll give it to the moochers in some form.

Hillary supporters = moochers.



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178,855 Im really scared I won't do well at this new job.  There are so many details to remember.  I'm afraid im gonna fuck up and since my friend got me the job, it will go back through the grapevine and people will think less of me. Because everyone has a big fucking mouth.



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178,854 All of the memories are ashes now



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178,853 To the People that are complaining about Colin Kapernick and others kneeling during the playing of the National Anthem WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!! This Great Country of ours IS NOT PERFECT so we as citizens need to do better by each other and The Good Police need to quit being Pussies and stand up to the BAD COPS !!!! As a Country We need to quit being Pussies ourselves and STAND UP to the Racist Fucks that are preventing our Country from being even Greater.



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178,852 Ever been apart of a situation where you know you don't have all the information, and that you're in the dark about the truth..... but there is nothing you can do about and you're simply left out?

Yeah, it sucks.



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178,851 Lady, what you need is a threesome



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178,850 I love it- Trump is a dipshit but Hillary walks on water! With Trump you see what you get. The press are going crazy to find something on him -mistresses anything. He has never made a secret that he loves beautiful women.His life is a open book.Look at his kids.
With Clinton every day brings a new scandal and the press loves her! Can you imagine  if she was the Republican nominee -by this time the press would have had her screwing underage kid in her basement!
Politics stink. Read between the lines and decide who can do the job and who you can trust.



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178,849 I'm sick of the PC nonsense. I'm starting to tell it like it is and say what the vast majority of normal Americans think.
Donald Trump is a clear and present danger to the security and stability of the United States. He is a disgusting person who only cares about Donald Trump's ego.
He has conned a lot of ignorant and simple minded people. But we normal Americans have to do everything we can to call out this buffoon's lies, misogyny, racism, irrationality, etc, etc. We have to do everything we can to make sure this buffoon is not elected.
This is not a joke any more.



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178,848 I think about fucking my husbands brother way too often. This probably really is my biggest secret, I've never told anyone, not even my best friend and I tell her everything. I swear I'm not a bad wife but they're just both so fucking hot.



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178,847 I am miserably lonely. :(



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178,846 Hey 178847! You got this buddy. I was a fucked up cookie also. Big secret that will hopefully help you. It would have saved me a pile of money wasted on psychologists and different meds. We're all messed up in one way or another. Quit trying to make your insides match everyone else's outsides. When you "get" that you'll be free.



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178,845 Wow where to start! I'm a pretty messed up guy! Not nasty, but mentally. I have been hitting the gym hard for a little over 3 months now. Which people would say is a good thing, but the reason why is because I'm so self conscious. When I was a kid people used to pick on me for having large protruding nipples, and every once in a while I still do. It got to the point where whenI was 16 I went to the best plastic surgeon in my area because I would cry and my mom felt bad for me. He said they couldn't do anything because if they did it would leave dents in my chest. So here I am today, trying to look like a freak. I wanna go for that Arnold look. Just a Giant. In addition to that, my dad left my family when I was very young. I thought it made me a better person and more mature, but then I noticed a pattern in my relationships - I would become extremely attached in a very short amount of time, and would always fear losing that person or having them leave. Another thing I do is chew my nails and tear at the cuticles, because I had a crush on this girl in the sixth grade and she told me how I needed to trim my cuticles. At that time I didn't even know that was a thing. So now I obsessively pick at them to the point where my fingers bleed. I don't know why I'm so obsessed with being "perfect," and I seek validation from others. Probably because I never got it as a kid. I used to bring home report cards with straight As and you know what my mother would tell me? "That's what's expected of you." I never got an ice cream cone, let alone a "Good job." If I ever become a parent, I will make sure to raise my kid a hell of a lot better than my parent(s) raised me. They thought grades were the most important thing, so I was convinced that as well. Graduated high school with over a 4.0 GPA because all my courses were honors and AP courses. Unfortunately my mom was wrong. Come college I found out that the only academic scholarships I could get were for private schools which costed over 40K anyway. My dream school of UCLA cost $56,000 a year and my single mother was makin $26,000 a year. I enrolled at a public university, and although I got near a 1900 on my SAT and had a 4.3 GPA I wasn't eligible for scholarship. Financial Aid didn't come through so my mom had to pay $11,000 out of pocket. I was enrolled in the pre-med track with a bio major, so getting calls from my mom to go to the financial aid office every day became too much for me to handle on top of the work load. I lived an hour bus ride from campus since my mom couldn't afford on-campus housing. I would have to go home every weekend to help her since she suffers from Fibromyalgia. I realized I couldn't handle all the stress and I dropped out, only to realize that I had to start paying back my loans and I was a waiter so I was barely making enough money for my day to day activities. So where am I now? Re-enrolled in a community college while I have friends at Harvard, Yale, and Stanford. I see how their lives are, and feel like garbage every day. I chose to pursue a different major, so I'm 3 years behind everyone else. While others are in different countries having the time of their lives in India, Peru, and Australia, for study abroad I'm back home wondering how I will afford to feed myself. I couldn't even afford all of my textbooks. I'm currently renting 4 of them from online, and going to the library when I have breaks between my classes to use the other one.

If you took the time to read my story, thank you, it means a lot to me and I truly appreciate it. I know this is long, but this has really been weighing on me for quite a while now, and I would appreciate any sort of acknowledgement just to know there is someone out there who heard me. May all your lives be filled with peace, love, and prosperity.

- AF, Male



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178,844 I have more sex with my husband now that he filed for divorce. He's leaving because he thinks I'm not good person. But I know he still loves me. When, or I should say if the divorce goes through, I think we'll go right on having sex.



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178,843 It is so fucking depressing that a dipshit like Trump is getting any more than 5% of the lunatic fringe.

He is a disgusting human being.



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178,842 About 10 years ago I created a website dedicated to racing cars. It was pretty popular. The website had a forum. I was the "Administrator" on the forum for the first 6 years until I finally gave the job to someone else. But that's how my ID would appear, “Administrator”. I thought it too formal, so I also created a separate cooler ID for chatting.

I didn't quite realize that people on the forum didn't know I was the Admin. To them, the "Administrator" was a different person from my cool ID.

At one point I got into a heated debate with another forum user. It wasn't even over cars. It was about computers. I said people can be tracked by their IP address. He said there is nothing much you can tell from an IP. He got very unpleasant about it. He said he even went to a tech forum and they said he was right.

I would have let it go, except he was being such a dick. So I googled his user name along with "IP address" and "forum". I didn't find anything because he posted on the tech site under a new fake ID.

But this was back in the days when posts on most forums also included your IP address. This in fact was why the argument started in the first place. On my racing forum, I purposely didn't show a user's IP for privacy reason. As Admin, I could see them, but no one else could.

So I then googled his IP address, with the words "IP Address" and "forum". Ha ha, I found the tech site where he had posed his question. (See, I can find things by knowing his IP.)

I registered at the tech forum under a fake name and posted how I disagreed with the tech experts and as a hacker, I can find out so much about a person with the IP.

Being the Admin of the racing car forum, I already knew this troublesome guy's real name and town. He entered it when he first signed up. He didn't know I had this info of course, because he didn't know I was the Admin on the racing car site.

I googled his real name and town and found his home address. I  also found a Flickr account with photos of him and his family and his house and his mother and his car and his dog and just everything in his universe. I could see court records from when he got a speeding ticket. I found a mention in his local paper about a softball team he played on. I found his wife's facebook account, that was a goldmine in and of itself.  Just like everything in the universe was available to me.

So back on the tech forum, I told them I could find out anything about the guy who posed the question (the troublesome guy). I said challenge me. Ask me something about him and I'll hack and find the answer.

They asked what state he lived in. I told them. Some of the smarter techies pointed out that wasn't a difficult hack,  an IP can lead to a specific state.

They then asked his town. I told them. They said I got lucky, that sometimes an IP can also be tracked to a specific town, but they said I wouldn't be able to find out any more details.

Someone asked for the name of the guy's wife. I told them. I said I hacked into the county marriage records and found her. In reality, I already had his wife's facebook account.

By this point I'm sure the troublesome guy was beginning to freak.

Someone wanted the name of the guy's dog. Bosco.  I lied some more and said I used his IP to search for the dog in the state's dog registry database.  I don't even know if there is such a thing LOL.

I told them the first three digits of his license plate. I said I got it from the DMV computers. (Ha, his license plate was in one of the photos.)

I said from his credit card records I could see he went on vacation to Hawaii. I even told him the name of his hotel. (It was all on his wife's facebook.)

I told them I hacked into his son's school records and posted several of his grades.. (There was a photo of his son's report card on the wife's facebook page.)

I also told them from his hacked medical records that he is 30 pounds overweight. (I unfortunately saw his belly in far too many photos.) And that the doctor made a special note in the medical files that the man had an unpleasant body odor.  I made this part up. But by this point I had total credibility.

The icing, I told them that in the wife's medical records, there was mention that she came down with chlamydia from an extra marital affair she had six months earlier when she went to San Diego with her sister. (All there on facebook - the San Diego trip. I made up the part about chlamydia and the affair.)

I thought the last part was wonderfully funny. Although, truth be told, I began to think I was being really cruel. Yes, he was a dick, but it didn't mean I had to be a dick too.

My moral sensibility did finally return. I stopped posting about the guy.  It's also why I stopped being Admin on the racing car forum. I felt kind of guilty for using his information. I let someone else be Admin and I went back to being a normal nice guy.

Somewhere out there though there are a bunch of techies completely astonished at how I hacked the universe using only an IP address. And there is a husband who probably got himself tested for chlamydia. (Okay, that's a little funny isn't it?)



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178,841 I used to hate when my ex would shove his dick in me hard, like not even good hard more like a jackhammer or something. Like he was gonna send me flying into the headboard or something from one thrust. That's not good, it hurts and it's fucking annoying. get a rhythm going and keep it.



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178,840 178839 - You fucking genious person. You're so right



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178,839 I wish we could keep Barack Obama. I'm European.



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178,838 yeah   Im the 45yr old white guy who posted a few months ago about Americas Got Talent.....

remember how i said Grace Vanderwaal would win....

well guess what....

she did...


got to toot my own horn for once.....
carry on...



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178,837 Ladies, have you ever noticed that guys with bigger dicks are usually totally down to ease it in at your pace to make it not hurt upon entry, and guys with small dicks just jam it in and actually smile when you exclaim that it hurts and just shove it in harder if anything? Because your pain is not something they're worried about at ALL, in fact it's proof that they can inflict PAIN with their MASSIVE cock, and the fact that it ACTUALLY HURTS is NOTHING to them as long as they can gloat to you and themselves that they were able to hurt you with it. Had they just eased it in, it wouldn't be painful but no, I guess that's the point. Men with a really big dick are extremely careful and attentive to your needs when it comes to entering you initially. What a shitty trait among men with small penises. Please consider your partner next time you feel like ruining the beginning of intercourse, men. It's not nice, it's a mean thing to do. We know how big or small your member is whether you hurt us or not.



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178,836 This too shall pass.  Pain is usually temporary, right?



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178,835 I really think a friend of mine has killed someone or at least really hurt them.

He's mid 20's huge dude, very giving ect but he goes on these twisted tangents and has talked about killing someone before but I think he has.

I think he has killed a number of crack heads meth dealers people who sell suboxine strips.

I think he has killed at least 3.

I think he has a dark past i mean shit if I was 10 and found my dad post suicide brains blown out I would be messed up to.

I think if a bitch started a rumor about me that said I killed small animals i would be a bit messed up.

I think he has like a dark avenger complex.

But i know he has a sawed off, he has a number of weapons he has claimed to use

But its how he talks about it now vs how he has.

I think he killed someone. I think he killed someone and got away with it.

But i have no real proof,



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178,834 Yesterday a white butterfly flew in front of me, just appeared out of nowhere.  I didn't really think too much of it until night time when a white moth appeared over my bedroom door while I was talking to my dad.  We don't have moths in the house.  Later on after i woke up in the middle of the night, i went to the bathroom and came back and laid down and it was flying in front of my face, i turned on the light and it was just staying in my pillow area.  I tried swatting it away but it stayed in that area just laying on my pillow.  I looked up white butterflies and white moths and there are good and bad things.  The good things make sense, transformation, I'm going through changes, left a relationship, starting a new job (although it may be temp), coming to grips with some truths about myself subconsciously.  They also say i might get a letter from someone, or romance, intuition, things like that.  But some people believe it has to do with death.  And now that I think about it I had a dream the other night, the night before, of teeth falling out.  Fuck.  Fuck.  I hope that's not what it means.  To some, this will sound crazy.  But to others you know what I'm talking about.



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178,833 There's a guy I interact with sometimes in my community. He sues people if they say something he doesn't like. He can afford it. He's a rich real estate builder. I try to avoid him. But I worry one day he will sue me too. It doesn't seem fair. He has essentially weaponized the slander laws and freely uses them to harass everyone. If you publicly say you don't like the color of one of his buildings, you get sued. This isn't right. It's like we are being held captive with tape over our mouths and our right to have an opinion.



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178,832 If I could do it all over again - I would have shut my mouth more.



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178,831 My wife doesn't know I swim naked at a friend's house every couple days.  My buddy and his wife are nudists like I am but my wife is not.  Nothing sexual but I know she'd hate knowing that I go over there and get naked.  If/when she finds out it may help that the two of them are around 60.

- M 43



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178,830 Public schools are giving students their own personal computer to be used in the classroom and at home. Sounds great. But there have been multiple cases where the schools have remotely turned on the camera and secretly took photos of the students - in their bedrooms no less.

I think school administrators should go to prison for this type of perverted behavior.



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178,829 My confidence outweighs your insecurities. And you let the world know everyday what a jealous, miserable piece of shit you are. And you don't even get it.



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178,828 i have a girlfriend and when i am on top of her filling her with my cum i tell her she is beautiful but the truth is i wish she weighed 30 pounds less... it will probably kill this relationship.



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178,827 There needs to be some universal secret pickup signal. I'm married. At work almost everyone is married. I'd like to come on to a few of the woman. But it would be a disaster if I misunderstood a woman's pleasantness with a desire to be with me. I could get fired and/or sued. That's why we need a universal signal. Like if you are in a meeting and spin your coffee cup around a few times while looking at a woman, it means you are interested in her. If she makes the same gesture, then the game is on. But the signal is also subtle enough so if she goes running to the boss saying I spun my coffee cup around so I should be fired, he would look at her like she's nuts. I learned this from politicians. Plausible deniability. That's what we need in the office to help out male and female looking for extra marital affairs.



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178,826 I go to the local coffee shop three to four times a month. Everytime I go I steal a roll of toilet paper out of the so called tamper resistant dispenser. I haven't bought toilet paper in years and even though I can afford toilet paper I get a rush everytime I steal roll.



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178,825 I'm smart, I was in honors classes. My whole life basically I'm in administrative positions. Is that what I aspire to? Clerical work? This is because although I am smart I never had a focus. Never knew what the hell I wanted to be. So here I am. Even with these smarts, depending on who is running these offices things get complicated. There's book smarts, there's street smarts, and there's running-an-office-smarts. All these new programs that detail every little thing, organized to the point of who cares? Every single detail holy crap. It's tedious. It's usually the younger run offices, people in their 20's who are used to pressing buttons all day long. The older people are more old school, tend to have stuff written down along with computer programs but it isn't nearly as detailed. Maybe administrative isn't for me anymore. Idk what is. Every business has an office, what else is there if you're not an artist/musician/something of that nature? I'm disciplined but I don't have the passion to be a professional - lawyer, nurse, etc. I don't have the talent to be in the arts. I've had some people tell me they liked doing work as an extra. How about real estate? I don't know. I wish I knew what my skill and direction was.



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178,824 There's a house on the next block with a backyard butting up to my backyard.  There's no curtain on their bathroom window. They prolly think it's backyard so no one can see in. They are wrong. I can see everything.



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178,823 I introduce her as my wife. I look forward to the day when I can refer to her as my ex-wife.



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178,822 What's with these news websites that constantly add and remove and resize images as we are trying to read the text. It makes the text bounce all over the screen. It's very difficult to read anything.

Is that their point? Do these news sites not want us to read their stories? Do they not want us to visit their sites? Their plan is working.



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178,821 I'm enjoying this media bias thing where every headline is anti-Trump. At first it affected Trump. His ratings in the polls kept falling. But people started to become wise. The bias became much too prevalent and obvious. It was clear the media was trying to manipulate the readers. Now more and more intelligent people see it for what it is and it's backfiring. I see a negative Trump headline and I assume the story is twisted way out of proportion. I don't like the media constantly trying to manipulate me. No one does. As a result Trump's numbers in the polls keep going up. Now he's 5 points ahead of Clinton. So Yahoo, CNN, New York Times, please keep it up. Keep bashing Trump for breathing. It helps my cause in a big way.



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178,820 I hope when I get older I never lose my love for nerdy stuff and technology. I don't want to become one of "those" old people who treat ever new thing (gadget, show, movie, etc) like it's something from another planet that they just don't understand. I know it's possible to not be that way. I know a few older people (70+) who are open to new stuff. I hope I'm like that too.

F/28



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178,819 What bullshit! A woman I know wrote a letter to the newspaper saying why she loves this country because she has the ability to speak her mind without fear and ridicule.

Ha. This woman often ridicules everyone else. She's done it to me. It's why I stopped dealing with her.

What a dishonest sack of poop.



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178,818 I've been in sales/business development and marketing for years!  Small companies that grew into large ones as well as Fortune 100 businesses.  It's vital to grow your client base and retail clients to keep sales/profits growing!!  So when business abruptly shuts down and/or disappears leaving valuable clients left wonder wth happened, it's just bad business... And quite frankly rude/inconsiderate...

I mean, I know being a Coke dealer is a (sometimes) crazy business sometimes... But when your best/favorite dealers vanishes... It's just rude!!  

I hope this person cashed it in and is living the life on a tropical island... And not in vat of acid or in a hole in the desert.

c'est la vie.  Le sigh...



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178,817 Your 10th grader got her hair cut off. Now she looks like a dyke. Is there something you're not telling us?



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178,816 Processed, homogenized, mild flavored, consistent, shelf stable, meaty (an overwrought expression used to describe meat dishes in a can) ok cold from said can on holidays like x-mass eve,  slurrpable, none too healthy, doubles as a good weapon when necessary

Yes, my first wife was like a can of SpaghettiOs.



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178,815 My first love...the one I lost my virginity to at 15...the one I have thought about so much over the years has came back into my life. He tells me he never stopped loving me. He tells me that both times he was married, he took his vows knowing it wouldn't last, because he was still in love with me. He tells me I am destined to be his wife. He tells me he will wait as long as it takes.

I've been married for 12 years. I can't say the marriage is perfect, because nothing is. However, my husband has never loved me like that. Hunting and fishing is what comes first in his life.  I'm definitely pretty far down on his list of priorities. I love him, and he is the father of our 10 year old daughter. I must admit that since I feel pretty unimportant most of the time, this is very tempting to me. He just wants to see me to talk. To catch up. I am realizing I have feelings for him I buried a long time ago. It's nice to feel wanted again.



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178,814 My fav sister-in-law moment. She was at our house. Middle of the day. The kids are at school. My wife and I are talking to her at the kitchen table. She's wearing a black tight tank top. The curvy-ness of her boobs is really visible. I had never realized before what nice boobs she has.

The sister-in-law brings it up. She says she bought this new top online. It has a built in padded bra. It makes it look like she has great boobs, but it's all fake. She tells my wife to squeeze a boob.

My wife reaches over and gives a little fondle. She laughs and says, "Yep, it's all foam." My wife then turns to me and says, "Try it."

I'm like, "Uhhhh...." I look at my sister-in-law. She says, "Sure go ahead. Try it. It's just foam."

So I squeeze her boob. I'm trying to be nice so I say, "Well it looks really great."

My sister-in-law says, "Believe me. There ain't nothing down below. My real boobs are small."

I ask, "How small?" I wasn't really meaning to be discussing her boobs. I just didn't know what else to say.

My sister-in-law, "Very small."

My wife intervenes, "Show him."

My sister-in-law says, "You really want to see?"

I say, "Uhhh.... sure."

She pulls up the tank top, padded bra and all. I'm staring at her boobs. They're smallish. Somewhere between and A and B cup. Really big pointy nipples though.

And that's how I got to see my sister-in-law's boobs. With my wife sitting right there.



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178,813 I go to a local bar for a few beers. I never really knew where the "cat lady" stereotype came from until recently. There are 5 or 6 women over 40 divorced. They show each other pictures of their cats and bitch about men. I think I'll find another bar to go to.



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178,812 Gosh, I sure would like to love her up and make her come gangbusters.

I'm not her type. Doesn't stop me daydreaming.



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178,811 I got tired of pressuring my wife for sex. You know what I saying? I got tired and resorted to other measures.....



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178,810 I had such an urge to give, the need to be more than the shadow I ended up actually being. I over promised and under delivered in my relationships with other people and it's damaged every relationship I've ever had. I ended up appearing to be nothing more than a liar and a wastrel. And it was so.

I don't lie anymore, but the rest is harder to fix.



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178,809 My wife started sleeping with her iPhone in her hand.  Check the phone records - yep - loss of calls and texts to a number I don't know.  Ask to see her phone - surprise, now it has a passcode.  She unlocks it and erases the text messages before I get to see it.  Now we are getting divorced.  A little too secretive?  Yea, there is fire behind that smoke.



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178,808 797* thank you for taking the time to respond. I'm in therapy and working on it. i have some "why" answers...not yet to the "how to move past it"...but i will keep working on it. i know there is freedom from this. <3 ty again.



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178,807 I still have dreams of what perfect love is like. I know it exists and even thought I had a taste of it once...........



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178,806 I find it crazy that in this day in age, a man who is so into me for months...going as far as saying he thinks we are meant for each other, suddenly losing all interest and conveniently being "busy" --when he'd never been busy before-- as soon as he learned I've been with black men in the past (I'm white. I asked him if that was a problem (that I had been with black men before) and he said "Not my thing, but I'm not one to judge." Now he suddenly is unavailable when before he would text or snapchat me all frickin day long.

Racist bastard



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178,805 I sleep in the guest suite off the kitchen. I've been doing this for the past year. I guess my wife is too embarrassed to tell anyone I sleep in there and our marriage sucks.

Today my wife's sister was over. They are pretending to be Tour De France cyclists. They put on colorful bikes clothes and cycle for 50 miles.

The guest suite has it's own sitting room, bathroom and bedroom. I get woken up by the sound of what I think is my wife in the living room part. It's late anyway. Ten in the morning. I really should get up. I roll out of bed and open the bedroom door.

There is my sister in law in the buff. Not a stitch of clothes on her. She was in the middle of changing into the bike gear. I'm treated to a full frontal view. Ah, I guess the landing strip is more aerodynamic for cyclists. LOL. I couldn't have timed it better for me and worse for her.

See, it pays to sleep in a different room than your wife.



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178,804 Have I lost my sex drive, or am I just bored?



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178,803 800: Hillary is not being poisoned. She is just way sicker than they'll ever let on. It's not pneumonia. If anybody has to worry about being poisoned, it's Trump. He alone stands in the way of further implementing the new world order, which EVERYBODY else is in on, including the media.



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178,802 I banged our 18 year old company intern last night. Best sex I have ever had.  She is so tight and gave the best head. I'm excited because I'm going to spend the weekend with her.

52/m



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178,801 I don't feel pretty either. It hurts me to have my husband look at my face. It hurts to break my body into components...each small portion is acceptabe?...yet as a whole, I am a hole. Nothing.



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178,800 I realized today, just a few moments ago, that I don't think I deserve to be pretty. I certainly don't know how to be pretty.

I've always been the tom-boy, the tough one. I am somewhat violent in thought and speech, although not quite with everyone. At work I am polite an courteous, I do my job.

I have a work appointed shirt, but I wear men's pants. I have always found them more comfortable. I wear my hair up and out of the way, sometimes letting my long bang frame my face, but they often tickle my face, and end up pinned back.

I have women's clothes, and I find the pants a bit uncomfortable, and I don't think my body is adequate to wear the shirts. Really, to wear anything form-fitting.

Sometimes I "dress up" in my women's clothes, and feel exposed and feminine, and like the pretty version I was supposed to be. But still not enough...

I was content with the fact I would spend my life single, because I did not see how anyone would want me. From what I could see men only liked the pretty tom-boys, and only if they were into something like hunting, or cars, or video games.

Then I met a man that I fell in love with. Head over heels, he was my everything, love. I was to wiling to be what he wanted, and to eager to give myself up for him. I had an idea of who I was with him. I let myself be defined by him. But I was happy. Apparently I smothered him emotionally.

Three years into our relationship, after he bought a house for us to make a home, he cheated on me. With a very pretty woman.

Now no matter what I wear I feel inadequate.
I'm not pretty enough or smart enough, I can't hold conversation, I am weird, I am odd.

I used to enjoy being weird and odd... and now I just kind of hate my own existence.

I am sorry for rambling.
Thank you for your time.
26 F AK



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