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179,299 Half asleep and stressed from working a 14-hour day, I was on the back porch smoking my last cigarette of the day. Working from home is nice, so since no one knew, I'd had three or four beers during the process (no, i was *not* buzzed).

Thinking no one could see me at 4am, I peed off the back porch. My foggy brain didn't think to tell me that the ash on my smoke was too long, so it fell. Straight down.

Did you know that the burning end of that ash has enough heat to blister the skin on the head of a penis? I do now.

Secret: Smoking can be bad for your sex life.



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179,298 Sometimes in the middle of sex my wife pushes me out of the way and finishes the job herself with her fingers. This is very odd behavior on many levels.

Her need for sexual pleasure dominates her brain. She wants it at any cost, even if it means rudely shoving me aside. It shows who she really is. She has forgotten that it's making love and it involves two people.

After SHE is done, she gets up and goes back to whatever she was doing. She leaves me there on the bed, naked and exposed in more ways than one. It doesn't occur to her that she leaves me hanging. She had her orgasm by any means necessary. She is done. Anyone else can fend for themselves. It's this raw selfishness that I would expect to see from a sexual predator. An evil man will rape a woman and then walk away. He has no interest in his partner other than her being a throw-away tool to bring him sexual pleasure. It's vile. It's what my wife does.



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179,297 Yikes! She wants to kill civilians because she doesn't like what they said??????????????????? What happens if she becomes president. There will be no stopping her. And it won't only be wikileaks in jeopardy. What if you post something in a chat room she doesn't like. You could be the next drone kill.



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179,296 I think Kim's robbery was plan by her and her husband . To collect money from the insurances company . I'm mean she never seems to be alone , she always with bunch of people including two or three big body guards .  Who in the world travels with ൒ million" worth the jewelry , you ran the risk not just to get rob but lose it .



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179,295 An announcement today that Hillary asked in an official State Department meeting if the US could kill the Wikileaks founder in a drone strike. She wasn't kidding. She presented further details showing how the plan could be carried out.

Come on people, you can't elect this woman as President if she wants to kill people who uncover the truth and tell the public.

We'd be no better than Iran, or North Korea, or Hitler's Germany.



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179,294 The guy I fucked last night is such a cliche. Angsty AF, plays bad music on the guitar, super moody in general. He reminds me of a teenager in so many ways. His jokes are corny, sometimes kind of sweet but mostly corny. And i don't know why, but that gets me so hot. The bad music I tolerate, but the moody, angsty, stormy-eyed look just gets me. I feel like I'm 16 and rebelling against my Dad LOL



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179,293 My secret: I find it ludicrous that Kim Kardashian getting robbed at gunpoint is front page news. I don't feel bad for her. Maybe she should lead a more quiet, less lavish lifestyle that people won't try to monopolize. I have to say, though - the people who robbed her must have had exquisite timing. They got to her during the one minute per day that she wasn't taking selfies of herself. I'm surprised she didn't stream it live as it happened so she could continue to profit from her social media nonsense....but she probably didn't like the way she looked all bound up and that's why she decided not to post.



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179,292 Her pussy is exquisite. I just wish she could get wetter so that we don't use a damn entire tube of KY in a week.



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179,291 This guy on here said that his wife is not very sexual and would never have an affair.  If only he had an inkling of how wonderful he has it!  If I could be like him, I'd be the happiest person in the world . . . just for that!



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179,290 Im really so sick of the all the political nonsense here and on other sites. It saddens me that people dont realize they are equally terrible. And yet, alternatives are not considered. Maybe we have become so dumb that we deserve one of these people in the oval office.



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179,289 Do you see the unfair way Dems treat Donald? Last week Hillary and her gang were outraged Donald said Miss Universe wasn't a good person. Then it came out that the she was involved with an attempted murder. Oops. Donald was right, she's not a good person.

Clinton and her gang couldn't pick on that anymore, so they turned it around and picked on Donald because he tweeted at 3 in the morning. As if being awake in the middle of the night is somehow a crime. Oh gee, what a smoking gun... Donald was awake at 3 AM!!!!!!!!

The Dems are desperate. They say all manner of stupid things hoping something will stick and the public will turn on Donald. But how incredibly weak, Donald's not fit to be President because he was awake at 3 AM?????   And the amazing irony, a few days later Hillary's people tweeted a message about this at 3 AM. LOL.

The DEMS are desperate and they live by a double standard.



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179,288 reasons why i hate my husband:

to sick to go to work, but not sick enough to go on a drug run.

drives my car all the time, while getting high. complains about filling up the gas tank.

just wants to sleep and smoke weed all day.

wants me to gain weight.




I'M GETTING A DIVORCE.



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179,287 One of my friends has this issue with her female friends and boys. She's not gay, but whenever her friends do things with guys it hits her in a sensitive spot for some reason and she gets really mad. I actually know the reason, and it's pretty understandable, but I don't think it makes it valid for her to always get so resentful. It doesn't really help that a lot of the guys that hit on her end up talking about how hot we both are, implying like a threesome or something. Seriously though, what girl wants to hear that you think her friend is hot? I also have to admit that I have a habit of ditching her for hours to have sex or dance with people. I'm really distractable when I'm drunk like that.

On the one hand, I wish she would stop being mad at me, because I do a lot to be a good friend and make her feel like she's wanted, and the few times I do fuck up I feel like she holds it over me.

On the other hand, I'd be pretty fucking annoyed if my friend was always wandering off to be with men or dance with other people whenever we go out, like some sort of slutty, drunken balloon in the wind.

Ughhhh I hate when other peoples' problems become my problems



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179,286 We are all broken in our own way. This year has been my hardest year, yet the one with the most phenomenal growth. I still struggle each and every day with my own abandonment issues, heartbreak from divorce and addiction.

I shall overcome.  If I can no longer take it, I know a bridge with a 300' drop........



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179,285 I have been diagnosed with Reactive Attachment Disorder and while it's good to finally have a name to put on the problem, it does not resolve anything.

Neither my parents parented me. My mother straight up refused any physical contact with me and my father was psychologically and physically abusive. Growing up with them was so emotionally taxing I have blocked out most of my childhood. I honestly do not remember much at all. So when all of a sudden, a fragment of a memory floats through my mind, it takes my breath away - so much so in fact that I often end up doubled-over from the wind being knocked out of me.

It's no way to live, constantly tip-toeing around one's own history. If I had to liken it to any possible imagery, I think I would call to mind that of a swamp full of alligators. There is me, standing on a rotting boat ramp that is not attached to any landmass, and there are the dark waters filled with alligators circling me.

It's nightmarish to the extreme and mentally exhausting to say the least.



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179,284 David, I guess that I have to acknowledge now that you were never meant to be my forever love, but oh, how I wanted you to be...



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179,283 When my kid goes to college , im planning to go back to my first love aviation . I grew up around airplanes my whole life three of my family members know how to flight an airplane including my older sister she finish flight school before high school , my younger brother still trying to get his flying hours when he can and has the money for them since is so ridiculous expensive and he has a full time job and bills to paid .  I don't care if I'm old when I get my pilot license I have no interesting on working for the big airlines , I just want to do it for fun and make my dad proud (he always wanted us to become pilots or flight engineers ) .

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179,282 When I feel abandoned and rejected I go to this very primitive place...that of a small child. I cannot handle it.  My reactions to it and my behavior in those situations scares me because it is so out of character.  My mind is aged beyond my years, but my heart's ability to cope with loss has never developed past early childhood. I wish I knew why this was and how to fix it.  I feel so lonely most of the time. I always did. I was always in my own world, set apart.  I hate it. I hate this thing inside of me. The pain never goes away. The little girl never stops crying..She just wants to be safe and she wants to be loved, but nobody can give that to her. I can't even give that to her.



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179,281 LOL.  Rational actors.  Makes sense.  Simple economics.  Of course, women have always enjoyed sex.  The price and ramifications of sex are much lower though now.

I love that women and men can enjoy sex more but I see where 'freer love' has destroyed dating and courtship.



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179,280 My son told me that in gym class this week the gym teacher had the boys one at a time hang by their hands on the horizontal bar. They were timed to see how long they could hang on. The teacher wrote everyone's time on the whiteboard and then went back and ranked them 1 through 26 so everyone could see the rankings.

The heaviest kids were of course at the bottom of the list. My son was somewhere in the middle.

Back in the regular classroom, they would never let students see each other's scores on an academic test. So why is it acceptable to see each other's scores on a test of strength in gym?

Those heavy kids were shamed and it was so unnecessary.



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179,279 I lived in Europe for the past three years. I'm recently back stateside. My God America, you don't realize how badly your internet sucks. Europe is so much better, even in the country side. Cell service is better too. And what happened to American roads, they look like they haven't been paved in years. Where the hell are all your tax dollars going? Really, go visit Europe and you'll see what I mean.



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179,278 STEM

It stands for Science, Technology, Engineering, Math.

It's a program to make science a priority in our schools. It was necessary so our students don't fall behind the rest of the world when it comes to innovation.

But of course people with a personal agenda had to muck with it. Now it's called STEAM.

Science, Technology, Engineering, ART, Math.

Art? Was the lack of art holding us back as a nation? What bullshit. Why do you have to ruin the science movement? Get your fucking arts and crafts twit brains away from important learning opportunities.  



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179,277 I'm still recovering from my last relationship. He was verbal and emotionally abusive. It end a year and a half ago. I've had a fuck buddy in the time since but that ended 6 months ago.

I don't feel ready to be in a relationship again yet. Even casual dating has been hard. I try, but it always fails... I always fail.

I have eaten my feelings in the last year. I now weigh 240 pounds. I don't blame those men I've dated for disappearing. I just wish somebody genuinely thought I was attractive and pretty.



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179,276 Women were always sexual, the world just sucked too hard to let that be normal.



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179,275 If I casually mention sex to my wife, she won't do it. She has no interest.

But if I make sex part of a barter, no problem, I get sex every time. For example, she needs to return a book to the library. She hates these types of chores. I tell her I'll return the book if she sucks me off. A minute later we're in the bedroom. Twenty minutes later I'm at the library.

It's perhaps a strange sort of marriage, but it works for both of us.



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179,274 Men are not necessarily jerks.  They are rational actors reacting to market forces.

Before the Sexual Revolution, sex was hard to get.  There were social forces and frankly women themselves who made sex a highly prized commodity.  Want regular sex?  Get married.  Poof.  Here comes The Pill, virtually unfettered abortion and 'female empowerment' and sex is easier than ever to obtain.  Studies have literally shown that the cost of a prostitute has barely kept up with inflation since the 1950s.

Even the practice of the engagement ring was a tacit acknowledgment that many engaged couples gave sex a whirl before the nuptials.  The man had to fork over 2 months salary if the wedding fell through afterward.

I feel bad for men and women today.  Women can feel the need to compete with other women using sex and men feel no need to commit if all they want is sexual pleasure.  The current situation sexualizes women and infantilizes men.

- M 43 married, 3 daughters, great wife



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179,273 Sometimes I'll see a wedding announcement in the newspaper along with a photo of the happy couple - wearing matching outfits.

Like for real? Matching outfits? I'm sure it wasn't his idea. No way. It was her idea they wear the same blue shirt and the same khaki pants. Like she planned this out. She put effort into this fashion arrangement. I'm sure they had words over it. No guy wants to be photographed in a matching outfit. Never. They had strained words over it. She nagged him. He relented. She won. This is a harbinger of what their marriage will be like. They are doomed.

A picture really is worth 1,000 words.



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179,272 I had an affair and cheated on my wife. Affair is the wrong word though. I had a bonding with a woman I wasn't married to. Yes, it was physical on one level. But it was something more. We communicated. We spoke our minds. We did so freely and without judgment. It was like these chains had been removed and I could give an opinion without being criticized by my wife. I think the woman felt the same way. Her husband seemed controlling. I think she too enjoyed speaking, knowing I was open minded and encouraging to anything she had to say. I learned things from her. I've been missing that in marriage.

Every once in a while I cross paths with the woman. She's beautiful and charming and sexy as hell. But really, I wish I could talk to this friend again.



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179,271 I enjoy when my hubby goes down on me. Don't be silly, why wouldn't a woman enjoy it? :) I let him do it for a while and then when I want to orgasm I close my eyes and picture my best female friend licking my pussy and boom, I orgasm. My friend has no idea I've been using her to push me over the edge to orgasm.



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179,270 I saw a report online about the 5 symptoms of diabetes.

1) Thirsty.

Yes, I'm thirsty sometimes.

2) Constantly hungry.

Definitely. I eat alot. I'm always hungry.

3) Feet hurt.

My feet do hurt. Yes they do.

4) Blurred vision.

My eyes have been getting worse and worse for years. I have to use reading glasses.

I read these first four symptoms and thought wow, maybe I have diabetes. I never realized!

5) Weight lose.

Umm... nope... I definitely don't have diabetes.



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179,269 28 and very single. In the South, you'd think I had committed a crime. "Bless your heart. It'll happen," translates to, "Unfortunate girl, marry the first one that shows interest, you're not getting any younger."

Some days I don't care. And some days, I wish my house wasn't so quiet when I get home from work.

I wonder what they'd say if they knew I'd been stood up on the last 6 dates I gad planned and I haven't been on a date in 4 years.



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179,268 I wish my wife would have an affair and I found out about it. It would be thrilling to spy on her and secretly watch her get laid. The problem is, she's not very sexual. She'd never have an affair.



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179,267 I hate that we live in a society where other human beings are regarded as nothing more than a source of sexual gratification or achieving whatever trick pony, surreal gymnastics move or degrading act that the other person saw in porn. It's disgusting.  There really doesn't seem to be much hope left for people who want a genuine relationship based on understanding, shared ideals and passions, and a desire to grow together. My secret: I want to meet a man who acknowledges and embraces me as a complete human being and loves me for who I am instead of viewing me as a vagina that happens to have legs.  That would be freaking amazing. Too bad that type apparently went out with the dinosaurs. No wonder old dudes rack up and get all the young women. They at least know how to choose from a wine list, enjoy art, make intelligent conversation, and pretend that they aren't total Neanderthals.



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179,266 Since becoming single over six months ago, I have met a lot of women. I have slept with a few of them and enjoyed it, but it still doesn't even come close to that spine tingling passion of a true lover. At this point, I can hold out for my true love instead of looking for some temporary "piece of ass" to fill the void.

I usually feel more lonely the next day after I have fucked someone I really care nothing about.



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179,265 A few years ago I pretended to be a girl online. This was a girl I knew and hated. I wanted to make her look pathetic and expose her for all the things she'd done. I took photos off her FB and created a profile, then added a bunch of random people to my friends list. I was very active on the account. I always chatted with other users through private messaging and by commenting on their posts. Soon, I became somewhat of a popular user and people began to really like the character that I had created. One day, a user replied to one of my comments. We both expectedly hit it off and continued to talk for the next few days. I wasn't attracted to him, but we did communicate as friends for the following weeks.

One day, I snooped around and saw on a post- he admitted to a friend that he liked me. Later that day, he confronted me and said he'd like to meet with me. I lied to him the first time we met that I lived only 2 hours away, in a small city. In actuality I lived in the neighboring state, about 10 hours away. I told him that if we bumped heads at events that would be cool, but I did not agree to meet him upfront. He was a little crushed, but didn't take it too personal. Another thing I forgot to mention- this guy was one of the nicest guys out there. We continued talking here and there. Eventually he asked for my number. I made up the lie that my parents were strict and didn't let me have a phone. At the time I was still in high school.

As time went on, my feelings toward him began to change. I started to develop more attachment to him and I let myself fall in love with him...even though I told myself not to. This was not what I planned to happen- I did not expect to meet my first love while posing as the girl I hated. Many times, he asked to come see me and I always came up with bullshit excuses. We never talked on the phone or webcammed; we kept in touch through text and online chat only. As time went on, my heart broke more and his did too. One day I just left. This time, for real. I couldn't tell him the truth because I was a coward. I just left. I deleted my profile, i deleted my texting app. I went off the map. I was tired of living a lie and I was done breaking his heart.

About 6 months later, I was finally to the point where I was confident with who I was and learning how to love myself without depending on others. Up to this point, I did not keep in touch with him but I always wondered about him. One day I went on a dating app and settled up an account for myself.

This is the part that makes me feel like both the luckiest and shittiest person alive. I got a random message from him. Fate. Here he was, writing to me online. Writing To me, as in my actual self. To me, as in I wasn't pretending to be that other girl. He sent a message directly to me. I responded...and a few days later, we ended up on the phone together. My first time hearing him say my name and hearing his voice...filled me up with the most joy.

We developed a long distance friendship, which eventually turned into a full on relationship. He drove 10 hours to see me after about a year. When we met, it was instant attraction.

We've been dating for two years now and we take turns to see each other once every few weeks. He still doesn't know...I feel so guilt when I think about it, but I'm scared he will judge or leave me if he finds out the truth.

For know we are both really happy with each other. We plan to get married in the future.

I know I am messed up for not telling him.



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179,264 Some astronauts are fucking assholes. I can't really post that where I'd like to cause some people would be angry. They just don't understand. Jon McBride is ok. He comes in with this million dollar grin and a hot pair of shades after he parks his corvette. I don't really treat these people any different than anyone else.

My dad compared them to divers. It really opened my eyes. They aren't really too special. Some astronauts do hold a special part in my heart. The ones who are humble, made it through near death experiences and ones who have heart of gold.

But now a days they get paid $200 an hour to talk about whatever the fuck they want for barely an hour.

So an upcoming autograph show is coming up and I see some the big dudes want a lot of money. Apollo 7. Jim Lovell's price is "TBA", I can't even imagine. Who has that much cash to blow on a fuckin signature?

I've gotten all the signatures I've wanted so far for free at work. Jerry Ross wants $60 per signature. Is that money going to charity or to your fat pockets? Jerry Ross didn't do shit. He bitches about how we went 5 minutes over while he was answering childrens questions. What a dick.



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179,263 I have a few men in my life.
2  are my regular fuck buddies.
One guy is good in bed but he treats me like an object. He sleeps around and he judges me for sleeping around.I decided to naturally not see him anymore but I get lonely sometimes so every few months when he txts I'll go see him.
The other is really passionate. He's an excellent lover. He likes me as a person. I think he might even be a little in love with me but he's married.
I don't feel bad about this but he naturally spends more of his time with his wife and family. As it should be.
I'm actually in a relationship but he's been working out of town for 6 months. His job says he's going to come home soon but probably not anytime this year. His nature of work is such that when he is on a project he works 12 hour days, 6 days of week. We have not seen each other since he left. He's a sweet guy, but is a little immature and an awful lover. I've tried to teach but the only thing he is good at is fingering.
My ex husband, who I was married to for over 10 years and always faithful to. We do not sleep together. We have been divorced for 5+ years but he still gets upset when I have a guy in my life. He cheated on me, got someone pregnant.
I kinda of think that's the reason I sleep around now. At first I wanted to feel like what it feels to be that kind of man. Using people for sex. You feel very powerful. It's a boost. It felt empowering at first.
Now I think I am just lonely, too afraid to try to love someone, and crave touch.

Sad really.



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179,262 My husband is  boring in bed, but his cock gets rock hard. He's 45. My lover is magnificent in bed, but his cock doesn't get near as hard as I want it to be. He's 39. So, boring sex with a nice rock hard cock or mind blowing sex with a semi. Not cool either way. I wish I could either give the great sexual skills to my hubby or the rock hard cock to my lover.



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179,261 People are being naive about Trump's taxes. If his company made a profit and he then used the profit to build another property, then no, he doesn't pay taxes on the profit. Because there is no profit anymore. He invested it to create more jobs. If we taxed him on it anyway, then he wouldn't have the money to create more jobs.

See how it works? It's a good thing he creates jobs.

People act like Trump is somehow cheating the system. No. The system is designed this way to help the economy.



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179,260 To all those out there that I've hurt, I'm sorry.



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179,259 You know it's bad when your girlfriend emails me asking what kind of demon you are.

I didn't want to hear the details.  I already know what you put her through.

I did let her know that you are a sociopath and directed her to some informative websites and support groups.

She's going to need it because your games are just getting started.  You are over 50 years old.
Sad you can't get it together.

Best advice I gave her is to not take you back and get as far away from you as possible.  Sad to say but you are POISON!

Took me two years and therapy to recover.

Leave the human population alone please.



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179,258 It's been more than 5 years but I still get upset thinking about how nobody wanted to celebrate my 18th or 21st birthdays.



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179,257 My step dad sexually assaulted me and got away with it.



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179,256 D is a vindictive, lying piece of trash



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179,255 Julie email your brother in law. He wants you



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179,254 You'd never guess from looking at her but my proper wife is REALLY into anal.  Most days she wears a plug out in public.  She had never done anything like that before I met her but she trusted me enough to try it and she got hooked.  Now our sex life nearly always involves her ass in some way.
Lawyer.
Girl Scout Leader.
PTA President.
Butt plug fetishist.
My wife.
- lucky 44yo M



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179,253 I got a job working with a bunch of women.  I hate working with a bunch of women.  No wonder guys say the shit they do about girls.  They're so fucking needy and demanding.  Ugh. i'm a 32 year old female btw.



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179,252 I've been married for about 5 years but I still check the weather in the city where my ex-boyfriend now lives. I don't think my husband would be pleased.



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179,251 Cops are out of control. Scary how they don't see it.



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179,250 It's a crap shoot with my wife. Sometimes she's in a good mood. Other times she's in a bad mood. Why do women act this way? If I behaved that way at work, I'd be fired. The boss would say I'm too immature to hold down a professional job. Yet women think it's okay to baby out at home and husbands are supposed to accept it? No thanks. Become a better person or I will leave and find a better person.



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179,249 There's an Italian restaurant close to where I live. They have a huge Italian flag on their building the family who owns the place are proud Americans who grandfather immigrated from Italy . Does it make them less American? They don't speak or understand Italian but sure they are proud of their Italian roots and I have never heard anybody complain about them and their Italian but I'm sure if a Mexican or other south of the border open a restaurant and display a huge flag of their country people would be outrage .



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179,248 That people would bring flags of other nations to an American political rally tells me all I need about the party the represent.



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179,247 How come all Republicans candidates wear American flags pins...but the Dems  don't? Just asking...



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179,246 As much as I try and want to fight it, I think I love him.



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179,245 Emotional instability and lack of empathy describes approximately 80 percent of North Anerica's population. Happy sequestering!



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179,244 You see how it works? Trumps says a former pageant winner is an awful person. Hillary picks on him saying he must be a terrible man to disparage women in that way.

What Clinton fails to explain to the public is that the woman was the get-away driver in an attempted murder.

This is who we should feel sorry for? This is who Clinton supports? A woman involved in an attempted murder.

That's Clinton though, half truths.



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179,243 Forty two , I was with that person for over four years.  They cannot be helped. Poison is the correct terminology for them and they will ruin you given enough time.

Hard lessons are usually the "best" lessons.



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179,242 Trump attacks a woman for a fake sex tape when he made a real one with Playboy -- what an IDIOT



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179,241 There's a type of person who is inherently unstable, who will destroy and turn to shit everything around them given enough time. Most of us have known at least a few. The giveaway is emotional instability and a lack of empathy. If you identify one of these people then stay the fuck away - do not engage them, do not try to reform them, do not even devote the energy to hating them, just get away as quickly and cleanly as possible. They are poison.



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179,240 I love it when i finger my sexy wife and she squirts all over me.



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179,239 I cheated and got away with it. :)



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179,238 My husband would never divorce me since I would cost him millions , see that's what happens when you are a multimillionaire and marry without prenup.



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179,237 Take a minute and read the secrets by the married men and women here. Now tell me why I need to be married? Never.



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179,236 There was a great as on SNL once about a guy talking about how awesome his wife is, what a great mother and hard worker she was, and a good homemaker. And then he says - and if she gave head I wouldnt be with this bitch over here. I'd be home with her instead. I think of that every time I'm pumping a huge load into the mouth of my slut mistress and my dumb but awesome wife is at home taking care of the kids. Don't stop sucking your your husbands, wifey - they will get it elsewhere from someone way hotter than you are.



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179,235 Your dad is banging strange.

Side pieces for the win!!



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179,234 I look at my parents relationship. They are never affectionate.  The scarce kisses or hugs I've see are awkward and stiff.

It's mainly my father. My mother is very loving and nurturing.

He is very critical and cold.  Eager to meet out criticism or staunch opinions.  Slow to meet out affection.

Forget ever saying I love you out loud.  Never really heard that from him growing up.

I vow to never have a relationship or partnership like that.

I'd much rather be alone.



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179,233 My boyfriend not leaving his wife means she is a moron who knows he's in love with someone else ... but she refuses to do anything about it. It means she knows he spends tons of time with me, makes love with me, is in love with me, has hot kinky sex with me...takes care of me and my kids.

And the idiot does nothing - she just lives with her resentment and anger, which she dumps on him.

Joke's on her.



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179,232 My secret? I am a whore and i am not truly sorry or remorseful about it.  I fuck whomever I want. For love. For money. For attention if I need a little.  I was born sexy and have always allured men easily. I am hardly a victim.  I love spreading my  pussy and being good at it and getting what I want with it. I will never change. I will never want to. I am a hot chick with a hot cunt and I love it.



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179,231 My birthday goes unnoticed besides my family and people who post on my Facebook because they saw it was my birthday. People like me in general, and I do my best to be considerate and caring of others.. I don't want to say anything about my birthday coming up. If no one knows about it, no one can disappoint me. I still get this little ache in my chest though because it's always made me sad. I want to be important. I want my absence AND my presence to be noticed...



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179,229 Yesterday my beloved regaled me with tales of #2 brother getting divorced and how #3 (still) married brother is happy.

Interesting how he said nothing about his marriage.

Or did he...?



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179,228 I want to be divorced so badly. Please god, help me.



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179,227 Banks aren't very smart. My ATM card was canceled. The bank sent an email saying I had to call a phone number and enter my bank card number by midnight on a certain day. Sounded like a scam to me. I've been using this card for years. It expires in 2019. Why would I have to enter my card number anywhere? Would would I have to do it over an unsecure  phone? So I did nothing. Except I called their customer service number. No answer. I left a message. They never called me back. Next thing I know my bank card no longer works. Guess it wasn't a scam. But how would I know that? The bank's procedures sound so dumb. Enter my card number by midnight? For real?



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179,226 God hates me. He thinks that I'm a joke and that everything I do is garbage.  It is so obvious to me. That's the real reason why people think they can use, abuse, and manipulate me. I'm a throwaway.  I should have finished the job. I don't belong here. I don't belong anywhere. I want out



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179,225 I am devastated. My boyfriend's wife found out we've been having an affair -- and she wants to keep their marriage going...and he won't leave her.

: (



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179,224 We just need a good captain, not a fucking illegitimate ass clown; someone to hold the wheel and keep steering us in the right direction.

Presidential candidates can promise balloons on your birthday, but Congress is really the one who will get you those balloons.



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179,223 Trump wouldn't have a chance if the democrats put up a reasonable candidate. But they put up this woman who is so shady that voting for a bigot seems like the better option. You couldn't make this shit up.



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179,222 Whenever I tell people I'll only ever truly love one person they tell me thats not true and I'll find someone else.  But that's just it. "Someone else" Not them. It will always be them. They're currently no longer in my life but I think of them with kindness and only want them to be happy. I see no point in leading somebody else on when I know where my heart belongs.



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179,221 I see no point in leading somebody else on when I know where my heart belongs.



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179,220 I have a beautiful wife, smart, trim, athletic, great mother to our now grown kids. We towed the line for 30 years, four professional prosperous kids who love each other as siblings I think we did alright as a couple and parents. But our job is about as done as it can be. We will always be there or our kids if needed.

I just want it set down the burden bag for a few years . I wanna smoke a joint for the first time in 43 years, I want my wife to wanna just  get laid like she used to, drink a little too much, fool around  and stay out late, go to Wildly unlikely places and just be a couple again. Get in the car on Friday after work and just drive I dont care where. I'm so into her, I'm healthy and fit and we have enough money to splurge a bit.

But no, time for grandparent mode, visiting  our grown children in other cities. All on hold till the arriva of grand kids. I have a blast with m kids but maybe they just wanna live their life too for a while. Or is this it? I put four good pawn into the river and now I swim out to sea and die?

Fuck that. I got some living to do. And for the first time ever I know myself. I want to be free, wit my wife if she will come but without her if not.

Day 1.....



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179,219 The Democrats are so fucking corrupt. Now the story comes out that Trump's mic wasn't working during the debate. It was cutting in and out. Either this is a 3rd world country and sound equipment is new to us, or someone mucked with his sound feed. If you can't win fairly, then you are going to rig a candidate's mic? I'm really worried now about someone tampering with the voting machines.



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179,218 I actually bought a brand new coffee maker and then I decided to try my hand a cold brew.  It's less acidic and better for you; it's the latest thing in the health nut world.
I will never drink hot brewed coffee again unless I have to.
It blew me away on how good it is.
No bitter aftertaste with the same coffee buzz.



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179,217 All that was bad with left wing ideology is coming to America, fueled by out of touch professors eager to find someone to believe their bullshit.

Preferred pronouns?
Microaggressions?
Safe spaces?
Hate speech?

STFU.  Mao tried this in China and you got the Cultural Revolution.  Train loads of kids swarming the countryside, "re-educating" their oppressors who happened to be their parents and former teachers.  All this new speech orthodoxy is more of the same.

The Left has weaponized children by telling them that their heart needs to be their only guide; Reason, civil rights and order be damned.  Don't like a sign?  Tear it down!  Don't like dress code?  RAPE CULTURE!  Don't like a politician?  Racist!  The police shoot an armed felon?  Black Lives Matter!

Burn the colleges and rebuild them as  bastions of real truth, not just where some kid with Adolescent Identity Disorder or whose parents have an XBox and no books can feel "safe".



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179,216 I miss you. I wish we'd made those happy memories before I lost you



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179,215 There's an actual, real chance that I'll be nationally known by Monday.  The ironic thing is that at my age, I don't want to be famous anymore.  I just want to pay my bills.



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179,214 I'm a pretty conservative white guy, but I just can't understand the "comply with the cops and you won't be hurt" bullshit.  It's clear that too many people get abused by the cops, and that the politicians do nothing about it.

You say you're anti-government, yet you're all for the cops beating the shit out of people.

And this is coming from a guy who votes straight Republican.



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179,213 The cops are awful to everybody, especially black people.  The cops should be nicer.



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179,212 Ahhh...college entrance and demographics.

I'll never forget what happened senior year of high school.  Two of my best friends applied to the same Ivy.

Girl #1:  4.0 GPA (this was before GPAs went over 4.0), AP classes, National Honor Society, extracurriculars.  White.

Girl #2:  3.4 GPA, no AP classes, no extracurriculars.  Hispanic.

Guess who got in?  Girl #2.  Girl #1 never spoke to #2 again.  It was so awkward that our group split into two different groups and we had to rotate between who we sat with at lunch.



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179,211 How to make a great cup of coffee.  I do not work for anyone or anything to do with coffee producers or coffee maker manufacturers.

If you want to make coffee with a coffee maker.

1.  Invest in a decent coffee maker.  Go to Amazon and read the ratings.  There are some very nice machines that are inexpensive.
2.  Never buy coffee that is already ground.  You will lose flavor and taste the minute this happens.  I own a coffee maker that grinds the beans first because it is easy to use.
3.  Buy a burr grinder.  You will pay about $80 for a really good one that will last for decades.
4.  Store your coffee in an air-tight container.  They sell these on Amazon as well.
5.  You can store beans in the freezer.
6.  If you do not want to buy the grinder, buy the whole beans at the store and most stores have grinders in them that you can use to grind your beans.  If you do this, get the coffee in an air-tight container when you get home.
7.  Use filtered water.
8.  This is the most important thing of all.  Clean your coffee maker once a month by running vinegar through it.  Then run water through it about three times to get the vinegar out.  This will get rid of the oil build up in the coffee maker and the bitter taste will go away.
9.  I talk to a coffee master at my coffee shop.  He told me about the AeroPress.  It is about $30 on Amazon.  It makes phenomenal coffee.  If you bought this, and air tight container, a burr grinder and a scooper, it would set you back about $85.  You would need a tea pot to boil water as well, if you do not have one.

Good luck coffee makers of America!



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179,210 You know, I never thought this would be my thing, but I have some serious control issues. I get angry when people do things I don't want them to (that affects me directly, anyway). Gonna need a lot of deep breathing and therapy to get over this one



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179,209 People who think that if a black person "just cooperates and listens respectfully to a cop when approached" that everything will be A-OK are seriously blind. Watch that video of the man who was put in handcuffs for sitting on his mother's porch, and tell me if that doesn't sound compliant and respectful to you



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179,208 I'm so glad you left, my life is so much better now that you aren't in it.



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179,206 I can't make good coffee. I use a coffee maker. I have tried different brands of coffee. I have tried making it stronger and weaker. It just never tastes as good as it does in a restaurant or at somebody else's house. Coffee is pretty basic to make. What could I possibly be doing wrong?



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179,205 Yep, keep watching Fox and blame the other side for everything. That's just what the wolves want you to do. That way you're not paying attention to them. You are already enslaved to the system.



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179,204 #91 I agree with you.
Liberals are destroying America. They think they know it all-Anybody who disagrees with them are bigots and idiots according to them.... America is going down the drain with all this BS.
We call ourselves civilized. There are rules to follow and if we don't- it is chaos. We stop at traffic light and follow the laws of the land. With freedom comes great responsibility but that people forget.
Follow the rules when a cop stops you and be respectful.
Be responsible and work for your living  and don't expect   somebody else to take care of you. These are the laws of a civilized society.
We are not civilized anymore and America is falling apart.
Freedom seems to have take its toll on most Americans.



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179,203 God did I fuck up. Worked hard all my life, had a house, family, even hit it big in the stock market, never in debt. Then got divorced, still bought a tiny retirement home, but then my career in engineering ended, they just won't hire me anymore at 60, all crapped out. Will eventually run out of money and be forced to sell the house, then I'm homeless. No wife to help, no family to help...totally scared shitless...don't let this happen to you........old and done.



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179,202 My ex-boyfriend showed up at my doorstop today. We chatted for a couple of minutes. What I failed to do was to inform him that I'm seeing someone else...the one I plan to marry and madly in love with. I might have to text my ex...I know that texting such things is not classy but so is coming to my house without an invite. Still, I don't want to hurt him...oh, well.



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179,201 I used to be open minded when it came to helping disabled people. Then I watched as one guy caused the biggest fuss because he demanded a public golf course buy a handicap golf cart for him. Why is it my responsibility to make sure he can golf? Is there something in the US Constitution saying all men must be able to golf??

I could see if he needed a handicap bathroom installed in a public building. But taxpayers have to pay for this expensive golf cart? I don't even golf myself, yet I have to make sure he can?



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179,200 Speaking of craigslist...B...it was me who called you.  Just scared to say anything on the phone...



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