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179,598 I saw you a week ago, I didn't want to say goodbye but we both we knew we must.  I missed you all week, not wanting to admit my feelings but stupidly admitting them to our friend. I wish I confided in you more than our friend. I wish we could be great, even best friends. I miss you so much..today, I looked at our iMessage box and waited for dots to magically appear on your end. Then, I tried to telekenetically type hello but it failed. I am afraid to text you from a fear that itll all go so horribly wrong. Fortunately, we have social media and mutual friends. But there is still a hope in me, a hope that our communication will be stronger and superscede social media, our mutual friend or groups of people or anything. I hope for us to enrich eachothers lives with some kind of love. I wish I could hear your thoughts every night, through all your excitments and sadness. I miss you...sincerely, reasonably reserved and missing you.



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179,597 People who don't see Obama's erection are trolls trying to be difficult. They can't admit the truth.



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179,596 That night when you were very sick and tortured, you kissed gently the back of my neck, was that the old you kissing me goodbye forever?



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179,595 My Maths professor is a woman who wears a hijab. I would never ever do anything to disrespect her or embarrass her, but I spend the entire time in class wondering what her hair looks like. I was in the locker room in uni and one girl was changing back into her garb. Just before she put her hijab back on, I saw she had brilliant blonde highlights in a long curtain of beautiful black hair. I didn't know Muslim women were allowed to dye their hair! Some ladies in the hijab on campus wear makeup but many don't. I know next to nothing about Islam or how it's practised. I wish I had enough courage to ask why the spectrum re: the garb.

25/f/usa/loads of international students at my school



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179,594 Obama definitely had an erection.  People who don't see it must be virgins.



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179,593 I wonder how many people can't see what's going on with Trump.  Can people honestly not understand that the political establishment is terrified of the man?



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179,592 I am not selling shit to pay for my sons'  college education.  I'm not working a single hour more.  They're smart kids.  They can get scholarships.  That's what my parents told me.  You want to go to college?  There's plenty of scholarships out there for people like you, Mike, go get a few.  Maybe I'll pay for a little bit, but zero if they want to be useless theater or art majors.



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179,591 Happy birthday Genevieve. I hope your doing alright. It's really strange, living on without one of the most influential people in your life, knowing they are put there somewhere but you have no idea where. I can track down anyone else I've known my entire life. But not you. It's for the best really, I know I'd make an ass out of myself, but I never got a chance to say goodbye that wasn't an emotional knee-jerk reaction to feeling trapped and out of options. I hope youve moved on and found happiness, truly, the world does not need yet another broken soul.



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179,590 Please think more.



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179,589 I'm happily married and adore my wife, recently however a young woman has come back into my life again and very unexpectedly things are heating up, it would only ever be a FWB situation given our age gap and she's savvy to that, but still I'm on the horns of an ethical dilemma, given what I've been through with my wife's psychological issues and other things I'm wondering if this is temptation testing me or reward?



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179,586 I once walked into the copy room at work. Several of the secretaries were there making copies. They obviously didn't hear me come in. They were talking about the old days of using a diaphragm and spermicide. One woman was saying, "Girl, you don't want to put that shit in your snatch or no man will ever want to lick your pussy! And he won't want none of the nasty shit on his dick!"

It's okay for women to talk like this because.... it fits in perfectly with the world's double standard.



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179,585 I hate when women come to work wearing skimpy clothing and flirt with all the men.  I'm tired of these women hitting on me repeatedly, then after I reject them a few times, they get pissy.  I just want to do my job!  Women can be dirty too.  I've even been hit on and asked out by women who have boyfriends.



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179,584 I prefer using Ublock Origin to block ads.  I don't mind ads, they keep websites free to use, but the ads have gotten really annoying.  Just use regular ads!



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179,583 No, Obama showing off his erection is true. You can see the video on youtube.Go there and search for "Obama erection". The first result is the best quality. He clearly has a boner and is being very obvious about showing it to women on the airplane. Amazingly vulgar.

But it's okay because he's a democrat.

Contrast and compare.  There is a video of Obama being scandalous. There is a rumor that Trump walked into the ladies changing room with confirmation from "anonymous" sources.

Anonymous sources???????????????????????????

But Trump is lewd??????????????

Give us a fucking break!



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179,582 The internet is pissing me off. It was ok when ads appeared on the side, but now anytime I want to read something, an ad completely blocks me off from reading the article, its wearing me out......



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179,581 My children are in their twenties. They have never met my mother. It was like an amazing magic trick, to work it out where they have never crossed paths. It might be my most important accomplishment in life.



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179,580 Women have no idea what men say after you have left the room. We talk about the size of your tits. We mention the fatness of your ass. We point out your cleavage and how your nipples stick out from your blouse. We wonder aloud if you swallow and the last time you took it up the ass. This is what men say. You aren't there. You don't know.



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179,579 Real men don't do that. Only insecure boys in a mans body do that.



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179,578 More twisting lies from Democrats. They focus on Trump losing $1 billion. They completely skip over the part where he made $11 billion more. Making his net worth $10 billion.

What happened to all the workers who were fired when he declared bankruptcy? They were hired back times 10.

Who do you think you're fooling with your ugly bastardization of the truth.



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179,577 When Trump is bragging with another guy about women, and he says he groped women, or he went backstage and saw them naked - it's all talk. It's not real. That's what guys do.

If you can't tell the difference between exaggerated guy speak, and reality, if you miss these types of social cues,  then you are autistic.



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179,576 I sold my house to pay for my daughter's college education. After college she worked for one year as an administrative assistant. Then she got married and never worked again.

I gave up my home for her education and she never used it. I essentially purchased a $200,000 dating service.

Do I resent her for this? Yes I do.



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179,575 I hate my wife. I hate every damn thing about her. Here's a good secret to know, never marry a stupid person. There can be no long term relationship if one of the participants is stupid.

I ask questions. I get irrelevant answers. I ask what time she will be back from shopping. She tells me what she is buying. It's not relevant. It doesn't give me any indication at all of when she'll be back if she's going to buy black shoes, as if everyone knows that it takes two hours to buy black shoes, but red shoes only take one hour?

I ask for a phone number.  I get a five minute response. How can telling me a 10 digit number take 5 minutes? Because she says< "The number is 779, but before that put an 8. then after that put a 5, but not after the 8. well yes after the 8, but also after the 779, but not 5 twice, only one time 5, after the 8, like I said, but also after the 779."

I ask her for directions on the how I should get to particular house in a different town where I've never been before. It's a chore I'm doing for her. She says, "Turn right half a mile before you get to Elm Street." How the hell would I know I'm half a mile before Elm Street if I've never been there before????

I fucking hate her. I'm not kidding. I'm divorcing her. Never marry a stupid person. It will make you insane.



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179,574 Donald Trump is the new Jimmy Savile, and the USA want him as President. Go home USA, you're drunk.



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179,573 People think rich people are smart because they have lots of money.  The more money, they smarter they are credited with being.  If a person loses almost a BILLION dollars in a year and has to declare bankruptcy, are they still smart?  How do you lose a billion dollars?  And, if you have made a career out of filing bankruptcy and not paying taxes, perhaps that is brilliant, but how can that strategy be applied to running a country?  Once the country is bankrupt, we can't just all stop paying taxes and proceed from there.  That would not be possible.  So, in all seriousness, how can the Donald Trump method possibly help us, and isn't is really rather a dangerous proposition to even consider?  

Then, on the other hand, what has happened over the years to all those many, many people who lost their jobs in these bankruptcy schemes when all these Donald Trump companies routinely went under?.  They couldn't have benefitted too much, could they?  So, really, what is likely to become of us?



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179,572 Reality doesn't have to be a secret withheld: Trump admits in his own voice and in his own words which everyone can see and hear that he has the authority as a celebrity to grope women's genitalia at will, says that he can do whatever he wants at said pageants, and at least more than a few people refuse to believe it, even when he says in is own words and his own voice that he does these things. Never mind about the several various accusers. He admitted, in a bragging tone of voice, that he does this kind of thing.
This is starting to sound like a 911 conspiracy. I knew someone who said that 911 never happened. It happened, and sleezy, fucking self-entitled Trump did these things, especially if we take him at his own word.
As if fat shaming the one former contestant wasn't enough to sink this lame bafoon's candidacy. Google "pageant" and see what comes up.



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179,571 It is not a fake story. Look it up.

On an appearance on The Howard Stern Show in 2005, published on Sunday by CNN, Trump described going backstage at the beauty pageants while the contestants were undressed.

“Before a show, I'll go backstage and everyone's getting dressed, and everything else, and you know, no men are anywhere, and I'm allowed to go in because I'm the owner of the pageant and therefore I'm inspecting it,” he said. “You know, I'm inspecting because I want to make sure that everything is good.”

“You know, they're standing there with no clothes. ‘Is everybody okay?'” he continued. “And you see these incredible looking women, and so, I sort of get away with things like that.”

Or is that just more "locker room" talk?



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179,570 My biggest disappointment in life is how my daughter threw away her academic strengths. Right up through 10th grade she was on track to be Valedictorian. Then she decided to be a teenage rebel. Oh wow, wasn't she so cool. She became the bad kid. She answered back to the teachers. She skipped class. She viewed herself as untouchable because after all, she was going to be the top in the class and go to Harvard. In her mind.

What a shock to her that she didn't get into Harvard. What was she thinking? She got Cs in those last two years of high school. Yet she couldn't understand why Harvard didn't accept her.

Ten years later she works as a secretary. From academic superstar to secretary. She threw it all away. I wasted so much of my life trying to guide her. Not in an overbearing way.  Not in a nagging way. I was always trying to encourage the good parts. I want my time back.



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179,569 Trump walking in on the beauty pageant contestants getting undressed - it's a fake story. See, this is what happens. The lying Democrats make things up. They put it out there to cast Trump in a bad light. DON'T FALL FOR IT. YOU ARE BEING MANIPULATED.

How horrendous that Clinton is going to win the Presidency by making up outright lies about the opposition.



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179,568 Meh.  I'll cry later.  If ever.



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179,567 I wonder if my partner knows when I'm annoyed/disappointed but claim not to be so I don't hurt his feelings.
I really really hope he doesn't realize how disappointed I get when he lasts for approximately 30 seconds during sex.I really don't want to fight over it.



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179,566 I realized something yesterday for the first time in my 50 years.  When I do something wrong, even if I'm not hurting anybody, I'm still hurting myself.  Every time I got drunk, or went to a strip club, or a massage parlor, or popped pills, or did something bad - even if nobody was hurt emotionally - I'm cutting a little slice of who I really am off of me.  

That's how I'm being hurt.  Not emotionally, but much deeper than that.  With each act of wrong, I'm "cutting" myself bit by bit until I become unrecognizable to myself.  Then I have to deal with the chaos of feeling like one person, but actually being another.

The things a man realizes on his lunch break.



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179,565 Hillary Clinton attacked and silenced her husband's sexual assault victims.  Disgusting.  She's complicit in Bill avoiding justice.

Donald Trump is a letch who treats women like garbage.  Disgusting.

This is our choice this year, folks.



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179,564 I hate when you do something wrong and people expect you to apologize over and over and over again...Christ on a cracker, it's not gonna change anything the more I say it! It was an honest mistake anyway



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179,563 It seems ironic now, but back when Bill Clinton had sex with Monica, republicans basically impeached him because of this scandal.  I remember hearing a work colleague, who was a republican, he couldn't process the Lewinsky scandal.  Ironic, Trump is basically doing the same exact thing, and it's all but excuses.  Isn't it ironic, don't  you think?



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179,562 I'm now working in an area that I used to frequent a lot back in college, 25 years ago.  One summer, I did some volunteering and met a really nice older woman.  She was divorced with three little girls at the time.  I find myself driving by her old neighborhood a lot, so I looked her up on Facebook.  She died of breast cancer two years ago.  It makes me feel kind of sad.



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179,561 *Walks freely into a teen beauty pageant. Boasts on Howard Stern that he can do this. Teen=Girls, as young as 15 standing there naked. No there isn't anything wrong with that.

What is wrong with people?



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179,560 The US Government was actually designed to give the bulk of the power to the each individual state. The Federal Government was meant to be more of an administrative role, like an office manager making sure there is enough paper in the copy machine.

This is why the head of a state is called the Governor, because that person is meant to govern the citizens.

Whereas the head of the Federal Government is called the President - an administrative office kind of title.

If we really wanted to do it right, give the power back to the states.  We'd have 50 smaller governments. There is great wisdom in this. Each state was meant to be a gathering spot for like-minded people. Back then it was based on religion. Puritans in Massachusetts. Quakers in Pennsylvania. Etc.

These days it could be Democrats in New York. Conservatives in Arizona. Etc.

I think it's the only way to really make the system work.

We are proving that staying as one large 300 million person entity fails. There are too many differing opinions all trying to get along under one government.

Hate to say it, but the Soviet Union broke apart for a good reason.  The United States should do the same.



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179,559 If or when Hillary gets elected, I want her to do the following: Work a deal with Putin whereby he can send his Muslims and other problem children to the US and import our White population.

This would be great for everyone. Hillary and the Libs would get their anti-White, anti-Christian paradise. More important, Whites would be able to live in a White, Christian nation which has huge amounts of resources.

When we get there, we'll put the Millennials to work building the infrastructure. That problem will be solved. Older Americans, the ones who still know how to use their brains, will work in tandem with the Russians to develop the country into the greatest Superpower the world has ever seen.

If we could make this deal, I'd pack up and go to Russia in a heartbeat. Da!!



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179,558 That people are posting incessantly about who will be President shows that the President has too much power these days.  Through the bureaucracy, the excessive power of the Supreme Court and executive orders, today's Presidents have powers that would make the Framers shiver.

Maybe the question shouldn't be who will be the President.  Maybe it should be why do we have to care?

Better when the government was a really small part of our lives.



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179,557 The human penis has been very carefully molded through Darwinism. It's not just a tube a man sticks in a slot. It has a fat head with a rim. Science has recently shown that the design is perfect for removing another man's semen from a vagina. The head of the penis goes in. It displaces any pre-existing semen that was on top of the woman's cervix. The semen gets squeezed to the side and ends up behind the penis rim. When the penis pulls back, it drags the prior semen along with it. Through pumping action, the previous semen is removed, making way for new semen to be released onto the cervix.

Think about it. This means women are meant to have multiple partners and multiple loads of semen in their vaginas at the same time. The man is designed to cope with these multiple loads.

The idea that humans should have only one sex partner is not valid. Science says so.



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179,556 Oh my God, Trump said the word "girls". What was he thinking, he said the word "girls". How could a presidential candidate be such a pervert to say the word "girls". He should be in prison for saying the word "girls".

This is what I'm talking about. People spin things so far out of line. Now Trump is in trouble for saying the word "girls"? Really?



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179,555 I'm so sick of people debating about the election and the candidates. This is America! Half the country is never going to agree with the other half no matter what. That's the whole reason why we needed a two-party system to begin with. Civilian squabbling is just running in circles at this point, and such a bore to read about



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179,554 A man goes into a debate that millions of people are watching. He says "I have great respect for women" which didn't answer the question. The various women that he assaulted watch incredulously as he adds insult to injury by saying that he has "great respect" for women and GIRLS. Girls for god's sake. He was a witness to his on abuse on the Howard Stern show, saying that he could just walk in the changing room at his teen pagents. And we well know about the bus gaffe.
He is who he is: A total disgrace. Are people really this "out of it" that they can't understand why this disgrace of a candidate is going down?  



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179,553 Most of all, I hate the unsupported lies people make up about the candidates.

This is the way things are now. Just make things up. We watched the candidates do it. Now we do it.

Don't have any facts? No matter. Make them up.



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179,552 I saw the trap during the last debate.  "Have you ever sexually assaulted any women?"  Trump says no and then miraculously accusers step forward the next day.

One observation about it is that this is how Congressional subpoenas are supposed to work.  You bring in a person, get statements and go back and pick at their individual statements.  Catch people in lies.  HRC gave sworn statements over a year after the investigation began and after most of her assistants were given immunity.

We now know that NBC had the "pussy grab" tape in June/July but decided to wait until 48 hours before the 2nd debate.  Wow, the HRC campaign couldn't have planned it better.  Oh wait, they did because we know through Wikileaks how much coordination there has been between Clinton campaign and the press.

I am voting for Trump but what I REALLY want to see is a fair fight.  I've never been a conspiracy theorist but I'm starting to believe.



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179,551 Trump this, Trump that..... don't be fooled, you think Clinton is going to screw you, wait until Trump is in office. Hey seniors....if Trump is elected, I hope you enjoy eating dog food, cuz medicare and Social Security are going from govt run to privatized crap on Wall Street..2007 how did that work for you. Younger people not retired yet, yeah you think putting in right-winged zealots will help you, heres a secret for you... ready, come close, I'll whisper it....ok, here it is.... wake the fuck up, he is not going to help you, he doesn't like you, he likes him only, he want to be king only.



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179,550 My wife will never let me take pictures of her naked. It's disappointing.

But even more concerning is her reason why. She says if ever she ran for President the photos could come out and she wouldn't win the election.

If ever she ran for President? She's in her 50s. She works as a cashier in a supermarket. She never went to college. She has no interest in politics. But if ever she ran for President???



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179,549 I have a friend who sells Christmas trees from a stand in town. He works from mid November to Christmas. He makes about $40,000. It's all tax free. It's not supposed to be, but of course he doesn't declare any of it as income.  He basically does shit for the rest of the year. It's a great life. I makes we wonder what the hell I'm doing, busting my balls everyday to make $60,000 a year. After taxes I probably have $35,000 left. My friend with the Christmas trees makes more than me and I work 10 times as much as him.



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179,548 I had a magical moment which saved my soul.

I went to a wedding with my wife.  I didn't know the happy couple. Always weird isn't it, being at a wedding and I've never met the couple before. My wife used to work with the mother of the bride. That was our connection.

Anyway, we were seated at a B-list table with 4 other couples who also had only a slight connection to the bride and groom. I was perfectly fine with it because then I could take the entire evening very lightly.

I struck up a conversation with the woman sitting next to me. She was about my age. She used to be a lawyer, but explained how she gave it up 15 years earlier to be the homemaker while her husband was the bread winner. She said this with a bit of bitter sarcasm. I liked her immediately.

We got into a great conversation about life, and expectations. We found common ground in the idea that our lives had already peaked. Now we were just coasting, not challenging ourselves, not trying anything new, not taking risks.

She was witty and insightful about it. She said she never has these intellectual conversations anymore. Her husband only talks about his job. Her friends talk about their children and school. But she never has conversations like we were having. She said it made her very happy. She had not talked like this since college. Back then she'd talk half the night with a guy and the “fuck him silly.”

I jokingly said, “Well I'm older now. Maybe we could fuck a little earlier in the evening.” She laughed.

Then she said, “Would you do it? Would you fuck me?”

My wife was off talking somewhere else, as was this woman's husband. We got into a discussion about marriage and fidelity. She said she had never cheated. Same for me. But she thought it should be on her bucket list. Not that she'd run off with another man, but what would be so bad about a one time zipless fuck, just to feel invigorated again?

She asked again, “Would you do it? Would you fuck me?”

I said it would make me very happy.

“Then let's do it!”

“Here? Tonight?”

“Yes. A once in a lifetime chance. This is a big beach club complex. It's late. All the facilities will be unoccupied. We could sneak into the pool house locker rooms.”

So we made a plan. She would head out the doors to the left, and then make her way down to the pool area. I'd wait a few minutes and then head out the doors to the right. I'd meet her in the ladies locker room.

Ten minutes later we were in a small private changing room. We kissed with urgency. She pushed me back onto a bench. She undid my pants and sucked on me.  I pushed her down onto the bench, pushed up he dress, pulled off her panties and licked her pussy. She got up, leaned her hands on the wall. I stood and entered her from behind.

Lots of grinding and thrusting. Eventually she whispered, “Come inside me.”

I asked if she was sure.

“This is my one and only chance in life to do this. Yes, definitely come inside me.”

So I did.

A few minutes later, she was on the dance floor with her husband. I saw my wife talking to strangers. She gave me that come-rescue-me-look. I brought her a glass of white wine and whisked her back to our table. We discussed the best way to drive home at this time of night.

It was a fantasy experience. I love my wife. But I also love what happened that evening. I don't need to do it again. One time was perfect.



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179,547 If my liberal in-laws try to chide me for voting for Trump because he says bad things about women, I'm going to ask this to them:

"You voted for Dole in ྜ, right?"



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179,546 When I play scrabble, sometimes, well often really, I intentionally lose so as not to discourage the other players. My goal is to get more and more people interested in the game. My goal is not to show off.



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179,545 I backed into my driveway tonight because I know how to fucking park my car. My car. My house. My driveway.



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179,544 23 To me it sounded if you describe every Clinton supporter  out there living on government handouts.

In New York's Upper East side where most of the 1% live- one hears the name Trump more and more .Most of these people know him and has done business with him. They admire him and feel that he can do the right thing -to get the debt on track and running the country like a business, where the bottom line is important.

When Bloomberg was the Mayor of New York it was ran very well and he used his business knowledge to make this city great.Now the mayor is a disaster and has no idea where the money comes from.If it goes on like this New York will go the same way as Democratic run cities like Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore DC and Philadelphia.

The debt is out biggest problem in this country. I don't sleep at night worrying about the future my kids have here. This is what our debates should be about and not about who slept with who - and who uses more vulgar language.

While Americans watch the Kardashians and text their kids and friends the country is going to hell.Wake Up America!



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179,543 Me and my husband haven't have sex in a decate but our marriage is perfect . I let him do whatever he wants as a long I have my own space and don't have to share the same house . So to the whore who is sleeping with my husband thank you at least I don't have to worry about him going after hookers or those massage parlors he used to love going. Keep up the good work honey . Just don't forget you are just side piece he will never take you seriously and lastly he will never divorce me.



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179,542 American politics: Always pay extra tax money for social programs, but never use them because that's entitled.

Can't I just keep my tax money then?  I want to keep more of the money I worked for.



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179,541 Hillary Clinton fans on Facebook never have any friends.



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179,540 F*** lawyers in politics.  Everyone running for office should be required to take an economics course.



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179,539 More education does correspond with a more liberal voting record, regardless of who the candidate is.

I've found many Trump supporters to be common-sense people, leading lives that are full of service and love.

I've found hard-core Democrats fall into two broad camps.  Takers and Fakers.  Takers who want to squeeze the government teat and Fakers who 'vote the right way' because they learned early in college that that's what you were supposed to do.  The latter make enough money that they can avoid new taxes.

I grew up Upper-Lower class (if that is a thing) and yeah, we qualified for food stamps but never took any.  I learned early to provide for myself and my family and be generous to the deserving poor.  My household is now in the top 1% and we work HARD for every dollar.

- Black Male 44 Former Faker, never a Taker and now a Conservative



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179,538 My school is having a reunion next year, but on Facebook somebody announced that they were not going, but wanted everybody to tell what happened to themselves the past 10 years.  All of them peaked in high school.  They all work boring jobs.  Most of them married.  Some have kids, and one has a house.  So boring.  I think I will skip.



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179,537 I went home for lunch. I got drunk and ended up falling asleep until the end of the workday.


No one has said anything so I guess it wasn't noticed. But fuck.

This is such a good job and opportunity. I know I'm going to fuck it up. I wish I could stop drinking. But that doesn't even seem like a possibilty.



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179,536 I decided not to attend my high school reunion. I looked who rsvp'ed. The class bully was going. That's all I needed to see. I have a much better life now than when I was in high school. Why would I want to reacquaint myself with the biggest asshole I've ever known?



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179,535 I'm an addict. Have been one for over half my life.

Being "normal" is new to me and some days I'm not quite sure how to deal with it. I no longer drink or use and I'm ok with that. In fact, my life has only improved as a result of my recovery.  What I'm having a difficult time with still is my attraction to members of the opposite sex who are unstable, slightly crazy or addicted to something. I like the rush that comes with the "crazy in the head, crazy in bed" motto.

I no longer want to pursue that. In fact, I think I met a lover who is sane, healthy and very sensual and I'm hoping I don't fuck this up like I have all my other relationships.  

I hope I won't get bored.



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179,534 I got my first blow job from a girl when I was 16.

I got my first blow job from a guy when I was 13.



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179,533 Ya know, every evening I turn on the TV and me and my kids get treated to commercials about vaginal itch, and breast cancer, and male erectile dysfunction, and tampons. Why is that okay but a guy saying pussy is not?

It's because some people are using this to slam Trump. Your pussies have now been weaponized.

But I tell ya, if Hillary wins, get your fucking vaginal itch commercials off the TV.



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179,532 I worked on Wall Street. Giant trading room. 95% of everything said was "vulgar". I didn't mind. It was funny. It's part of the freedom offered to us. We are allowed to say pussy. Don't like it, then leave America.



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179,531 the only fight I ever got in my life was in a locker room, I walked in after a hockey practice and heard our goalie talking about how he would love to get a piece of my GF's ass....I asked him nicely to repeat what he said and then calmly walked over and beat the living shit out of him.  Not one player or coach ever said anything to me afterwards once they heard what the kid said.....so yes people say shit like Trump, but real men don't condone it or allow those people to go unchallenged.  The goalie ended up quitting when the whole team shunned him.



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179,530 Over the five decades of my male life, I have known about 85% of men to make crude, vulgar conversation.  It's not serious talk, it's complete bullshit, but they still make it.  Liberals, conservatives, whites, blacks, Asians, Democrats, Republicans, even my fucking parish priest.  It's something men do.  

Why do you think the word "vagina" has so many different slang words?  I just found a website that has 238 slang words for vagina.  There are 250 definitions for "pussy" on Urban Dictionary with hundreds of thousands of votes on it.  

Are we seriously supposed to believe a few percent of humanity is making this stuff up?  Only a few people talk like this?  Show me a man who says he knows nobody who talks like that, and I'll show you a liar.



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179,529 Someone please tell me the secret of how Hillary Clinton made $250 million dollars while a public employee.



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179,528 Slept with a married guy for 15 years. We said we were in love, we had amazing times, he proposed, I said ok but, hey, you're married. No prob, he says, I'm getting divorced. Sure, fine. We're in love and happy, right?

Then his wife finds out and he lies through his teeth, says it's only been a few weeks, an accident, he's so so sorry, please can she not kick him out?

Guess who got kicked to the curb? That's right, me, the idiot who believed we were happy and in love for 15 years. Me, the dummy who's 55 and out of prospects. Nice job, self!



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179,527 I have been a man for sixty years.  I've known many crude men over the course of years.  The average man does not denegrade women when in private.  When such does happen, as it does occasionally, most often one among the bunch will speak up and put a stop to it.  In reality, only the most insecure, unsteady men behave this way.  Almost everyone knows these days, that the men who can't keep their conversations off of sex, particularly replete with vulgar names for body parts, are usually homosexual and way-up in the closet or deeply questioning.  Not always, but often.  Those who turn out to not be homosexual, tend to be psychotic abusers, woman beaters or have some other deeply-seated misogynistic mental illness.  The fact of the matter is that the average modern man is a little (maybe not too much) more sophisticated and refined than the crude, crude underbelly-type guy who is the social outcast.  

But then, some men just plain hate women.  "Know them by their walk."



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179,526 What will happen when these white nationalists (aka, Trump supporters) get their faces rubbed in their own do-do? I'm honestly worried. These people seem incapable of excepting anything that exceeds the boundaries of their own sense of self entitlement. It's a world far, far, away from having your face rubbed in last night's t.v. dinner. But that's what is about to happen...



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179,525 One of the first things I learned in life, even before grade school, I learned from my grandma. Whenever being reprimanded or punished for something, I would say '...so and so did it too,' or some similar drivel.  Grandma would have none of that.  She taught us to take responsibility for our own actions, or simply deny; never pass on blame to others or try to make others share blame.  To do so is cowardly and childish.  

Today, I cringe when I hear someone passing blame.  So distasteful!

Stop doing that; it isn't helping you!



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179,524 I just wanted to experience you.  I just wanted to see all that you are.  I think you're amazing.  Being with you was like a breath of fresh air.  

I guess I'll never know what it's like to breathe fresh air all the time...



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179,523 sitting eating lunch with co workers and one pointed out that in his social group its the less educated, less successful people who are trump supporters, I laughed but the more I think about my family, he is close to 100% accurate
2 out of 5 siblings are trump supporters, neither finished college and both live paycheck to paycheck
3 of 16 nieces and nephews are ardent trump lovers, all three never went to college and despite being in their mid 20's still live at home
2 of 8 sister or brother in laws,both did not go/finish college and neither has been successful in their careers.
We are a mix of republicans, democrats and independents...funny that the more educated and successful in life that they hate trump, those whose education levels are lower, less successful just love Trump....so telling when you think about it....



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179,522 I think Trump has done more to elevate the Democratic Party than any Democrat has ever done.



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179,521 I'm going to vote for Trump because I know if anybody in a foreign country says anything bad about the USA or Trump himself, he'll  just bomb the shit out of that country. He's a real he-man.



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179,520 Someone with some common sense needs to tell Trump that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar.
Responding to every question with an assault on Hillary and especially on her husband is the main reason I think he is losing from us undecided ones.
This is not grade school.  
It is also text book psychotic behavior to push the blame on someone else when confronted about something you did wrong.  
Being accountable and responsible is the number one sign of being an actual grown up.



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179,519 I have 100% confidence that some video purporting to show Obama showing off an erection is complete nonsense.



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179,518 * U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
* New debt: $ 1,650,000,000,000
* National debt: $19,271,000,000,000
* Recent budget cuts: $ 38,500,000,000


Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:

* Annual family income: $21,700
* Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on the credit card: $192,710
* Total budget cuts so far: $385

Got It ?????



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179,517 Don't believe everything you read in the press about Trump. They are going ballistic that he will win and upset the apple cart. They will dig up every piece of dirt. Even said that Melania Trump wore a "Pussy Bow" blouse to the debate to upset women! What BS?

Democratic and Republican  politicians are as thick as thieves in DC and he can blow their cushy jobs out of the water. They are all petrified  when Trumps starts making decisions that are good for the country-and not  decision based on who gave more money or who needs to be re-elected-their jobs are gone. They are pulling all the strings they can to not let Trump get to the White House.

Hillary is up to her ears to pay back big donors.Trump owes nobody any favors.

Let the people be in charge -or let the politicians get rich while the people are screwed.Let every DC politician  go home with $ billions -like the Clintons.

Use you head and common sense when voting! We are in debt over our ears, but Clinton walks away with millions!



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179,516 There's a guy I know who's interested in me, but I'm afraid of him because of how right he may be for me. It seems stupid, but I'm an alcoholic and he's recovering. I'm a drop out, he's in grad school. He's a man of God and I have turned myself away from that, because the thing God keeps telling me is to put down the substances and use my mind for good, and I feel like I'm not ready. I don't want to be stupid and let a good guy go to waste, but I'm so scared of how much better than me he is. He is me, if I did what God wants me to do. And I'm so scared of that.

I feel like I should stop being stupid and take it while I can.



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179,515 Is not just the tape that turn off some voters is his repeat behavior . It's a pattern he insults and mocks any person who doesn't agree with him , just look at his latest tweets aim at the GOP members who pulled their support. My husband it's been a republican voter all his life and he was even thinking on voting for Trump even though he didn't like him , but thank goodness he change his mind . He is voting for the Gary guy , even though he won't win . He doesn't want his name associated with big mouth , ignorant that is not fit to be president.



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179,514 Another example of the hypocrisy of the Democrats.  There is now a video that was shot by CNN that shows Obama on his plane while campaigning for the presidency in 2008.  On the video he has an erection.  You can see it.  He shows it to one woman who walks away and then the puts his leg on the armrest of the seat across the aisle and proudly displays his hard on to a plane full of female reporters.

But Trump said bad words.  Fucking lying hypocrites.  Go look at the video.  It is disgusting.



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179,513 502 All of a sudden Trump is the anti-Christ. One should swear these poor democratic women were all virgins and never heard about sex. Meanwhile Al Gore as well Hillary's husband and her assistant Huma Abedin's husband - Anthony Wiener are all sex mad- but Trump is the problem! Such two faces. As long as you are a liberal you can do everything and then "they" are very tolerant but when a conservative person steps over the line all hell breaks loose. I can understand that Hillary can stand there with straight faced and accuse Trump of being anti- women. She is surrounded by anti-women men!



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179,510 -507... that is the craziest coincidence.  I was watching a neighbor back into his parking space and had almost the same thought at about the same time you wrote that.  This happens occasionally through my life.  Random thought, then it either happens, or somebody says exactly what I was thinking.  My wife witnesses this... she says it's the craziest thing with me.



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179,509 I believe that the problems with the Samsung Note 7 is being caused by Apple. I don't know how they are doing it but there was no problems with the Note 7 until Apple released the iPhone 7.  I believe that Apple did this so they could sell more iPhones and damage Samsung's reputation. Apple doesn't  care about the consequences of their plan. There has been a lot of damage caused by fires but it's just a matter of time until someone is killed.  Scary stuff!



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179,508 I really think that Clinton is going to win.  Four more years of Obamacare, of nothing getting done, of government running wild.  She'll leave office a billionaire.



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179,507 Only assholes back their cars into a parking spot.



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179,506 Pay back is just a bitch when you push somebody to far... you pushed now reap the consequences.



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179,505 Why is it so damn hard to make - or KEEP - friends as an adult? It's getting to the point where I just give up.  What's the point, they're all going to be "too busy" for me, anyway.



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179,504 I'm really looking forward to being divorced. My life will finally be my own again. Oh my gosh, my marriage has been a disaster. I signed up thinking we were equal partners. I found out I was actually the servant. Glad to be done with it.



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179,503 You could tell by the way he dressed that he was no average joe. This was a man who did something right in his life. This was a man who oozed confidence and coolness. But it wasn't until he opened his mouth that I realized that he was just as useless and self-absorbed as everyone else I've met here.

So I'm taking out the trash as I do once or twice a week depending on whether or not I ordered in, and as I'm walking to the dumpster, this man approaches me.

"Hello there" he says, "I've been circling the parking lot for quite some time now and I wanted to know if I could use your spot for the night."

He seemed nice enough, and actually made eye contact when he proposed this to me, so I saw no reason why I shouldn't let him as I know I will not be using this spot for a few days. So I tell him yes.

"Really?" he says, "It's amazing. You ask the universe for something and it gives it to you." before walking back towards his car while I stand there, mouth open like a fish out of water, over the pure dose of reality I was just fed.

Listen you fucking douche. I gave you the parking spot. ME. Not the universe, not God, not the fucking choices you made leading up to this moment. It was ME. I could have just as easily said no, and then what? Would that be the universes doing or would you be a hypocrite and blame it on me? See, because if the universe makes these types of decisions, I guess the universe would be guilty for me wanting to punch you in the mangina. That would mean from the second you were born, every step you ever took was purely destined to bring you to that moment. Your first kiss, your first job, that time you missed the bus for work, it all happened so we could meet at that very moment where I drop the trash out of my hand, knelt down, and sent my fist full force at your wiggle worm. How could I be guilty if the universe is supposedly in control of how your life plays out?

To top it all off he ended up parking somewhere else, so I guess the universe didn't like that spot or something.

Basically, fucking thank the people who deserve it. Go ahead and believe in God or Karma or whatever the fuck else, but when I go out of my way to help you, you can go ahead and thank ME.



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179,502 My God!  Hillary and the Democrats were complaining about words Trump said about a woman, how it was so disgraceful, etc.  Today Hillary has a rally with Al Gore!  Al Gore!

This is a man who has had several massage therapists accuse him of sexual assault!  Not with words, but using his body!  This is absolutely disgusting on so many levels.

Hillary could not speak the truth if her life depended on it.



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179,501 There's the old adage, truth is stranger than fiction. I know this because I used to be with someone who was fucked up beyond my wildest imagination.  That stuff sounds weird until a loved one tells you about their past and it takes you into a completely different and oftentimes surreal reality.



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179,500 I found a website showing women sticking their tongues up guys' assholes. I'm in heaven.



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