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179,699 The problem is that people don't know their history. They show up at an election like a stray cat and make a nuisance of themselves. Both useful and annoying at the same time.

Get back to me a year from now.



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179,698 People have been horrible to each other. How will this all end?



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179,697 On a positive note, Obama promised a transparent Presidency.  Wikileaks has made this promise come true.

Teamwork!



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179,696 #694 you are naive.



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179,695 The Republicans and the Democrats are on the same team, waving the same flag.  America is our first priority. The strength in our democracy is the ability to find common ground and compromise as needed.

What we will see going forward is a realignment of the Republican party. The absurd opportunists will fade away until the next Presidential election. Maybe Condi will run in four years. The racist fuck-sticks will have to swallow their white pride.

People will work together as a matter of necessity. Not working together will only make things worse, and everybody understands that. There is too much on the line.

People will work together to do what's best for our country. Ordinary citizens will continue to pay more for a cup of coffee than they do for a gallon of gas, driving fuel efficient trucks and cars.

Donald Trump will go back to doing what he is good at, hopefully doing it in a way that doesn't harm women or embolden those few who are living in a fantasy t.v. world.



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179,694 I saw my second Hillary bumper sticker today.  I've seen dozens of Trump signs and bumper stickers, but only two Hillary stickers.  And I live in a very liberal area.

Trump has 11 million likes on Facebook, Clinton has 7 million likes.  Clinton's likes include people like me, who won't vote for her.

When Trump posts something, 90% of comments  are supportive.  When Hillary posts something, maybe 30% are supportive.

Internet polls on MSNBC and NBC show Trump leading 50-35.

I think Clinton will win.  I just don't understand how, given Trump's support.



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179,693 The worthless Republican scumbags are going down. I hope they are crippled for decades. They have destroyed America. The secret: I've been a Republican all my life but Trump is changing that.



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179,692 I used to work in a competitive corporate world where we sold complicated financial deals to clients. We certainly wanted to make money from clients. But what we never did was take advantage of a client and rape them. By that I mean, have a deal so much in our favor that the client went out of business. Because if we killed off the client, we could no longer make a profit in the future.

RULE: Never go too far.

I look at what the Democrats are doing. I think they have gone too far. So many made up stories against the Republicans. Too many. I don't think there is any way to come back to normal. The Republicans will never be able to forgive and forget. The Democrats have driven a wedge through the country. It cannot be undone.



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179,691 I have this friend, supposedly my best friend.
We were going to move to a different state and start a business. We were doing it in stages. She would find a job first and move there (her job is one of those jobs that will pay you to move). I was going to follow in one year. We would move into a house together that had an area we could start our business in. (This city had a lot of houses to rent with finished basements and garage apartments or workshops.)
She gets a job almost right away and move to an apartment I help her find. Everything is going great. 9 months past. We starts looking for houses to rent and we start looking for a job.
She doesn't want to look online for houses so I do that. I give her addresses and realtors. I contact them as she says she's busy she goes and sees them.
EVERYSINGLE HOUSE she looks at she hates. She gives me more and more things that she wants doesn't want in a house.
Things like it must have a big bathtub and it can't be on a hill and it needs to be in this really particular area because even though I used to drive an hour to work I don't want to drive more than 5 minutes to work.
She has several meltdowns during this period where she accuses me of being too picky as I have demands .(One demand: decent high school which doesn't even matter because the area she wants is a great high school.) But ok . I do that search and still find houses.
I find a perfect house.  It has everything she wanted. She likes it. We are getting it. I fill out my application and pay my application fee. The realtor runs my credit and says if your roommate gets approved it's yours. Her credit is super good. I know we are going to get approved. I put in a 3 week notice at my office and notice at the house I live in.
A get a call from the realtor.  My roommate hasn't turned in the application yet. Ok so I call her and she tells me, oops she thought she had must have a been a computer error. She'll do I when she gets home. 3 days later I get another call, she hasn't done it yet.
I call her. She's going to do it she was just busy. ok no big deal. She's going to do it. 2 days to by. She hasn't done it yet.
I call her. She starts saying how she doesn't know if I can afford to live there. I mak 50k a year, it's not super great money but it's good for my family my share of the rent was only $945 which is less than I was paying in my current house. I'm actually going to be doing better. Yih always pay your bills late when we were roommates. We were roommates in college and I was broke. I had to work my way to college. it was 20 years ago. The only other time I've ever had issues with bills is after my divorce (8 years ago). Neither of them effected her.
She says she rather not live with me anymore. Normally I wouldn't have a problem with it BUT I SUDDENLY REALIZED all that bullshit she had been spouting was just because she didn't want to live with me.
WHY DIDN'T SHE TELL ME IN THE BEGINNING?
She says... I can find my own place no biggie. She would stay in the apartment. The house is too expensive without a roommate for me to rent. It's one month before school starts for everyone. I look for a place, I cannot find one. All the houses that were available are now taken. It's a smaller city that is vaguely popular, lots of teachers. People tend to move in the summer. It's the end of the summer.
What ends up happening is I don't move. 2 weeks later she moves in with her boyfriend of 3 months in the house I found.
So I stopped talking to her. She keeps calling and texting me to ask what's wrong but I just couldn't deal with her anymore. I knew if I talked to her I would be so mad that I would explode. I would ruin the friendship. I didn't want to ruin the friend ship, we have been friends since before we developed boobs.
It's been 2 years. I still haven't talked to her. I never realized how nice it was without her having meltdowns about minor things or saying something condescending to me. I don't miss her at all.



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179,690 When I was 13, a little girl was pestering me so I punched her in the face. She cried and ran away. I disappeared before she could point me out to her parents.

I've always felt bad about the incident.

I'm newly retired. Is this what old age is about? I have too much free time so my brain gets to lament every bad thing I've ever done? This is going to be a rough ride.



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179,689 Yesterday Podesta, Hillary's top advisor, bragged about how he had lobster risotto for dinner and he wondered what Julian Assange of Wikileaks was eating while essentially held prisoner at the Ecuadorian Embassy.

My god what a boorish asshole Podestra is. Bragging about his luxurious meal while pointing out how his arch enemy has much less.

He reminds me of old time royalty eating cake while their political prisoners were fed bread and water in the dungeon.



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179,688 Our office goes through about $500 every month in petty cash. There are working lunches, birthday cakes, flowers, and other*.

* = "other" includes a Starbucks coffee every morning for the keep of the petty cash**.

** - that would be me.



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179,687 I saw the movie "Concussion" with Will Smith. How could any parent allow their child to play football? For what? So you can gloat your child caught the winning touchdown? Meanwhile, the blows to the head destroy his brain. So often these players suffer from intense brain damage by the time they are 40. Then they die. For this you'd let your child play football. Some sicko parents out there.



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179,686 My first lesbian experience, the woman didn't move! She just lay there in a starfish and "let" me lick her pussy. Later she said it wasn't her true self. Fuck straight women! (Not literally, from now on!)



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179,685 Sometimes the only people i touch in a week are whoever stands beside me at my AA meeting as i pretend to mouth the serenity prayer from memory. at the end, when they say 'come back because you are worth it' ...somehow.



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179,684 Wilbur? Your daughter is dating a young man named Wilbur? Oh dear.



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179,683 Happy birthday to the woman I was once engaged to. For some reason I always remember your birthday. I never think about you. Except for this one day of the year. It was a while ago now, but it makes me think of how much you mistreated me. Your moods bounced around like a ping pong ball. I dealt with it. I tried to overlook your condescension about how smart (ivy league) and rich you were (daddy's money) compared to trailer trash like me. I even forgave you when you gave me an STD. You gotta love it, a pure and proper ivy girl spreading an STD. I still remember how you had no remorse for cheating. Then you dumped me and ended up marrying a much older man.

But you and I know a secret, don't we. A year after you vanished, my phone rings. It's you. You want to get together and talk. An hour later we are fucking.  Why? Because yes I still had feelings for you.  But the secret part which I didn't know at first, a few days later was your wedding to the older man. I'm guessing hes doesn't know how I deposited my seed in you three days before you were married. What a low life you are. I never would have slept with you had I known your wedding was in a few days. My apologies to your older husband. Maybe I should tell him in person how sorry I am. I wonder how that would go over.



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179,682 A sincere question for the Clinton supporters.

I think you will win. The information you brought out over the last week will be believed by enough fence voters, turning the tide in your favor.

But what is your plan for the day after the election? How will you get cooperation from the people after alienating so many?

How will you overcome this hurdle?

The same could be asked of the Trump supporters. But Trump will not win. So they will not be facing this crisis.  You will. So how will you deal with the aftermath and repercussions of all the things you said?



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179,681 We were looking at the paper today, and yes, we also long for a simpler time when the news media wasn't flooded with partisan flib-flabbery.

We wondered as we noticed the excruciating circumstances Paul Ryan finds himself in, what would it take for the Trump faction to stop supporting their candidate? What if he came out of the closet? What if we caught him jerking off on a bible? I mean, there aren't too many things he hasn't done that offend normal sensibilities.

We came to the conclusion that you could put a suit and a tie on a turd, and they would still support him. You could gather up a loose bowel movement and put it in a box, and put a suit and tie on that, and they would still be at the rally chanting "lock her up" throwing laurels at the feet of the turd box.

That's the kind of election we are having. It's almost over, and these people are about to go ape shit over Tonald Dump.  :(



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179,680 Have you heard the latest Obama speech?  He thinks that the government should cull news stories to see what is appropriate and inappropriate to put out in newscasts or papers.  He thinks the days were better when we had three news stations reporting the news.  

Of course he thinks that way.  Main stream media has their lips firmly planted on the behinds of liberals and Democrats forever.  It is sick.  Today, though, there are other placed to get your news...like The Drudge Report.  You know how Drudge got started?  Newsweek had the story of Monica Lewinsky and did not run it because it would make Clinton look bad.  The media does not want the truth.  They are nothing more that the publicity arm of the Democratic party.  No wonder their approval ratings are below congress, and no wonder readership and viewership is falling off a cliff.

So in response to Drudge and others, Obama wants the government to approve all stories and tell the public what they should and should not know.  I have an idea.  Let's call it Tass, which was the name of the Russian Newspaper under communism.  

So the Democrats want to control you.  Trump wants to destroy the corrupt political class.  If you are stupid enough to vote for Clinton then you get what you deserve.



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179,679 This election is very simple. One candidate wants to end corruption. The corrupt people will say and do anything to stop him.



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179,678 One thing I haven't heard mentioned, in the future, who in their right mind would run for public office. You would have your reputation destroyed by lies! You know what, democrats and republicans, you both lose. Because after this election, the only people who will volunteer to run are crazy nut jobs.



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179,677 I can't stand the hypocrisy in some people's Facebook posts.  There is a woman in my town who had to resign last year from the Board of Education because she was arrested and found guilty for shoplifting.  When she resigned she said that it was unintentional. Say what?   I can't stand the "I am sorry, but..." excuse.   And now she feels like she can talk about the moral character of the candidates and insult anyone who doesn't support Hillary calling them stupid, etc.  The best thing that happened is that she is no longer tied with the Board of Education and our children.   She makes me want to vote for Trump just so that I can cancel out her Hillary vote.



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179,676 Still to come, Obama is going to pardon all the drug dealers in the next few months before his term is up.



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179,675 It hurt that you liked her more than me.
I know in the long run that it's better for me that you do.
But, it still hurt.



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179,674 My mom has been staying with me for the last 2 months after getting out of the hospital. A little back story: my mom was a raging drug addict my entire life. BUT she had no where to go and I know my grandmother would have taken her in if she were alive. Maybe I thought we could come to an understanding about the things she did while I was growing up. I don't know but I took her in thinking she would be gone in a few weeks and what harm could it be? Her condo is bought and I've been slowly getting everything ready for her in my off time.
My mom was very sweet in the hospital and I kinda thought the stroke had altered her personality, the doctors said this was a possibility but no she was just conning us all.
This week I hope to get her out and she knows it. So all this week she has been acting extra helpless. It is an act as I've seen her do things just fine when she thinks no one is home (I often pretend to be somewhere else just so I don't have to deal with her). I have not had rest since she got here. Nor has my oldest daughter.
If I'm being completely honest, I wish she had just died. I can see the rest of her life that she is going to be bugging the shit out of me. Forever. Her whole life has been acting helpless and blameless. "Oh it was the drugs,  oh it was that man I was dating, oh I didn't know,  etc etc etc."
I don't think there is one person on the planet that cares for her except maybe my criminal brother but even him I think wants money from her and that's it.
She keeps telling me when he gets out of prison he's going to take care of her. Ok that's fine with me you old delusional bitch. She says it like it's a punishment to me. Haha it's her punishisment as he is just like her.  Manipulative, cold, and only loves drugs. Maybe they'll kill each other and I'll never have to deal with them again.
Whenever they are around they just cause trouble.
I don't know why my mom is like that, the family she comes from is pretty normal.



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179,673 i work with such childish little bitches



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179,672 All I've ever wanted was for you to love me the way I love you. Things have been weird lately. We don't talk as much. I feel like our conversation has became a bit more shallow. I keep wondering if there is someone else I don't know about. I know we're not in a relationship, but with all we've had, I'd hope you'd at least respect that enough to just tell me there's someone else so I can move on. I miss when you were passionate about me. You're the only one I want, and i feel you slowly slipping away from me. I don't know how or if I should try to bring you back. Maybe I should give up. But there's so much we've had together. So much that I don't have in me to move on from. I love you and want only you...and I don't want to fully admit that it's probably a lost cause. Of all the love anyone has ever given to and then taken away from me, yours hurts the worst...



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179,671 Granted I'm new at the school thing. My son is only in 1st grade. But what's up with the PTA. You ladies are bad. A few female alpha dogs push their way into leadership positions. They make declarations that every member must follow their lead or else. If they say something should be in the school budget, then we all must back them up. If they say a certain non-conforming mom shouldn't be included in emails, then she must be left out. As a lowly parent, I have been instructed not to talk to the principal. Any questions or suggestions I have must be vetted with the PTA council, and if approved, they will bring it to the attention of the principal.

Wait a second, one problem, I don't remember signing up for this role of subservience. I swear, if anyone on the PTA council ever again tries to tell me how to behave, I will take one of my son's crayons and stick it up her butt hole.



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179,670 I hired a lesbian manager. I had no problem with this. She is qualified. She is personable. I hired her. In this past year she has hired three employees in her department. Two are lesbian and one is a gay man. Normally this would be okay. Except there are only 6 people in her department. It's becoming clear she wants to make the entire department lesbian and gay. That's not okay. We don't discriminate, but discrimination is what she's doing. She is not considering heterosexual people for the job openings. I'm all for gay rights, but be reasonable. Work with me. Don't turn the tables and do exactly what you accuse prejudiced people of doing.



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179,669 When the "United" States does break down into individual entities, my neighbors will quickly realize our state has no natural resources. The state next door does. We will invade. I don't think I'm kidding.



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179,668 No one of us will change our political allegiance at this point in the game.

My candidate is not better than yours, and yours is certainly not any better than mine.

I care not to put my candidate on a pedestal because, frankly, it's not the candidate who matters to me. It's the ideals they represent. I can't live in a world where people hate others because of the color of their skin, or their accent, or their religion or the fact that they have fallen on hard times and need a little bit of help. It's just me, though.
I do understand that many others want an insulated, look-like-me-talk-like-me-pray-like-me world. These two positions are as polar opposites as can be, yet they do coexist -strangely.

Strange times, indeed. November 8 really looks like the proverbial line in the sand. I have a feeling that this is the beginning of the end for the "United" States of America... Some days, we'll be a federation of countries rather than a united nation of states. It looks pretty darn unavoidable, considering the present ideological chasm.



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179,667 I'm 29 years old, and I've lost hope that I'm ever going to find somebody. I feel like that door has closed. I have so much to give, but I've never found a man who ended up being worthy. I have my flaws, but I'm a good person and know what it takes to make a relationship work. I wish I could find the same. I feel like my life is passing me by. My friends are getting married off and getting into relationships and I'm still here waiting. My first love is getting married in December, even. Some people don't ever find someone. Is it because they're bad people? Or is it just not in the plan for some of us? I don't want to be alone, especially not for the rest of my life when I know I have a lot to offer someone. Don't get me wrong, I don't want just anyone. If it's not meant to be, then I guess it's not meant to be. But I wish I knew already if it was...



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179,666 People with a sense of shame. People who know the difference between words coming from a sexual predator and bawdy smoking lounge bantor.

Who thinks the notion of assaulting random women is fun? They don't want it. It's illegal. If you don't want people to talk, then don't go on the radio and brag about reckless teens being good in bed, walking in the changing room at teen pageants, and grabbing peoples' pussies, because you think you can.  

The press is part of the fourth estate, or fourth *branch* of government enshrined in the United States Constitution. We use to really appreciate the importance of this during the Cold War. Ironically, there are many Trumpsters who sound like they want to live in the U.S.S.R.

I would love it if the segments of our society who disagree with this would step into a hot air balloon gondola (aka basket) and sail wherever the wind takes them; some place far, far, away.

But that would be Un-American. We need to compromise and have room for disagreement. They are free to say pretty much whatever they want, however disturbing and distasteful that may be.  



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179,665 Lost my apartment to cockroaches and mold
Lost my families and childrens stuff to the apartment
My husband lost his job because he went to his brothers wedding party.
I got a job against advisement, and quit it.
I am about to have my car repoed

I HAVE A 2 YEAR OLD AND A NEWBORN
I HAVE A CAT
I NEED MY CAR
MY FAMILIY NEEDS THIS ONE THING.

Its just us against...everything. we barely have a roof over our head.

I pray and pray and pray and hope and cry and put in application after application.

My husband does too.

This post partum depression is killing me.
This loss is killing me.
Being back in a home with my family when I havent lived with them since my late teens is killing me.

I am so fucking lost.

Overwhelmed. And i live in the volenteer state for fucks sake.
But no no

I did all the right things went to school got a useless degree married my baby daddy stayed home to raise kids

We are no longer barely above the poverty line we are at it.
And god I wish I had someone else. Anyone else that could help us out.

Nope, just my gma. And shes 85 and ornery than a rattlesnake...losing her mind to age.

Fuck man, i wish...I knew what else to do



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179,664 What have we learned in the last few hours? The family of one of Trump's grope attacks came forward and said no, it never happened. The woman wanted to be in the limelight, that's all. Trump never touched her. So where is the retraction in the media? Hello? Anyone?

And we have also learned that a woman claims she was raped by Bill Clinton. She gave an interview to the media 17 years ago. But the news agency is refusing to release the part of the video where the woman says Hillary tried to cover up the rape by threatening the victim. Let me say that again, Hillary threatened the victim of her husband's rape.

The evidence against Trump doesn't exist. The stories are now being proven as fake. But there is actual evidence against Clinton, and the news outlet refuses to let the public see it.

Fair election? I think not.



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179,663 If Hillary is elected we will go to war with Russia. Many, many people will die. Millions dead. Don't ask how I j=know this but I do.



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179,662 My wife makes me sad. She so desperately wants people to like her. An acquaintance called and asked my wife if she had a cake carrying container. My wife said yes and she'd be happy to bring it over in the afternoon. The acquaintance was thankful. My wife then went to the store and bought a cake carrying container. It's sad. It's like she is trying to buy her way into a friendship.



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179,661 i kinda fart all day but youd never kno from looking at me



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179,660 I have little patience for PC and the people who get their panties in a bunch if I say something which isn't exactly to their liking.

The funny thing is, I believe in many of the PC topics. Black lives do matter. Syrians should be welcome here. Guns are bad.

But what I find is the people promoting PC are too often hypocrites. They are pushing PC to needle people. They are themselves bigots, but they enjoy scolding anyone who says something which might be interpreted as prejudice. They enjoy riding the high horse, even though they should not be there. Fuck off PC assholes.



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179,659 What a shame. A woman might very well win the Whitehouse this year. But not because she fought a good fight. But because she gossiped and smeared. This is what women do. This is how they behave, whether running for President, or at a PTA meeting. This is why women are not leaders, in government or in a corporate office. They are nasty unsuccessful mean junior high school girls. Clinton winning will be a victory for one woman, but a blow to all of woman-kind.



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179,658 Trump is a deeply, deeply bad man. He is whipping up his moron supporters to not accept the result of a legitimate election when he loses - badly.

All for his fragile little ego.

He is a disgusting person.



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179,657 I have a friend who went to Las Vegas with her hubby. They ended up in a strip club. They watched topless women show off their titties. I think this was trashy and foul. I have no interest in doing the same.

I have another friend who went to Barbados with her hubby and the hubby's brother and wife. Both women were talked into being topless on the beach. My friend let her titties be seen by her brother in law. She let her hubby see her sister in law topless. I think this is wonderfully exciting. I feel a stirring when thinking about it. I would never say it to my hubby so directly, but I'd love for this to happen to me.

When you think about it tho, both situations are very similar. Both involve showing off titties. One is acceptable to me, the other is not. I'm not sure I understand why.



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179,656 Donald Trump pushed the teleprompter away and began speaking to the crowd directly. According to several scathing articles, this makes Trump unfit to be President.

Do you Democrat "journalists" ever listen to the crap you write? Trump can't be President because the teleprompter wasn't working correctly?

Journalists, I'm sorry you are always broke and involved in a dying industry and therefore will have no chance of ever receiving a pension, so you turn to alcohol. But I do get a little miffed that you want to drag down the nation with you.



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179,655 Consider the Most Interesting Man in the World.

He doesn't need to throw chairs around like Randy Macho Man Savage to get attention. He's in Nova Scotia on a romantic jag with two of Warren Beatty's ex-wives one minute, followed by a jaunt south of the border with a couple of cold long necks and some the prettiest girls you've ever laid eyes on, in an authentic Jalisco restaurant, where asking for a taco bowl will get you kicked out on the street.

He isn't waxing ad infinitum about the election. The man's a player working up a thirst for life and good times with consentinG women. This election and the Presidency are beneath him.



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179,654 I'm never getting married because all men cheat. Ew, ew, ew. The guy I dated for almost half a decade cheated on me too. I'm just gonna work and save up to adopt from China and live my own life. Doesn't sound like I'd be missing out on jack shit.



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179,653 My elderly dad is 93. He's fought in two wars, worked 70 years and paid taxes, put 3 kids though college and he can't believe Hillary is even being allowed to run for President. My Dad has seen it all during his lifetime, but this election has him really sad. I have no idea what he must be thinking, however when he sees or hears Hillary, he changes the channel.



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179,652 When I was in high school, I was socially awkward. Like really awkward. I couldn't talk to girls. I'd sit alone for lunch. I had terrible personal hygiene. I was very much considered the class weirdo.

There were so many things I did back then that make me cringe today. Like I followed a random girl home from school one day. What was I thinking? That she would notice me following her and she'd say she liked my creepy stalker approach and so she wanted to be my girlfriend? The opposite happened. She noticed me. She ran in her house. Her older brother came out and pushed me to the ground and told me he'd beat the shit out of me if he ever saw me near his sister again.

There was this other thing though. I of course didn't go to the junior prom (nor the senior prom). But I wanted to go to the junior prom. There was this girl I liked, Susie Lenard. I barely ever said a word to her, but I had this fantasy she would go to the prom with me and we would dance close and she would kiss me and people would see and they'd think of me as a regular guy and I'd be popular and have friends who would pat me on the back in the hallways.

I never got up the nerve to ask Susie though. But some other guy did. So oddly enough, on the night of the prom, I concocted this plan. The prom was at the school. I went up there on my bike and hid in the bushes. I watched everyone arrive in their fancy clothes.

I spoke to myself about what losers they were, going to a stupid dance. Me, I was better than them. I'd be going home to study so I could get better grades than they could ever hope for.

After everyone had arrived, I finally gathered up my courage and went into the building. I saw Susie on the dance floor with her date. I went right up to her. I asked if she would go out with me sometime.

She gave me a confused look, as did her date. I was suddenly overcome with self consciousness. I turned and ran out of there. My god what a stupid thing to do. She was on a date with a guy, no, it was ever worse, she was at the prom with a guy and I came in all ratty and creepy looking and asked her out? I was such a moron.

I slunked through the rest of high school. I went to college (which didn't go so well either). I ended up in a distant city working with computers.

Now it's 30 years later. I've been getting emails about my high school reunion. It is at a hotel up by the highway in my hometown. I live 1,000 miles away. I'd have to fly there and book a room for the night.

At first glance I could never go. They'd laugh me out of the place. The class weirdo has arrived. They'd probably spend the rest of the night telling their wives how strange I was back then.

But part of me wanted to go. I wanted to see my old classmates. I wanted them to see me. I wanted them to say I wasn't so bad in high school. I wanted them to know I'm no longer weird.

But I couldn't go. I just couldn't.  What if they laughed at me.

So I concocted a plan....... I vaguely remembered the hotel where the prom was being held. I could hide in the bushes and watch people go in. Maybe I'd even see Susie. I could wait until she was inside than I could sneak in and go up to her and.....

I cut myself off. What the fuck? I'd hide in the bushes? Have I learned nothing in the last 30 years? Was I the same god damned weirdo?  I make myself so sad.

The reunion is now over. It was last weekend. In the end, I didn't go. I stayed put. Honestly it was a struggle. I tried not to dwell on it, but I did a little. I was keenly aware on the evening of the reunion that I wasn't there. I knew people were probably talking about me. But the point is I didn't go and hide in the bushes. That's at least something for me. I'd like to think I'm slightly better off than when I was in high school.



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179,651 I wish I had a Russell Brand lookalike laying in my bed waiting for me to come and fuck him right now.

I am horny as fuck.

I fucking HATE politics!!! I wish that all the blathering pundits in the world would SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. ARGHHHHHH!!!!!



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179,650 Why people cannot be civil instead of name calling. I know there are decent people who unfortunately will vote for Trump just because they cannot stand Hillary , same goes for Hillary some people are just voting for her because they are scare of Trump and who can blame them. That being say why there people getting personal and start argument over politics it's just stupid .  People are entitled to their opinions and beliefs even if you don't agree with them . I personally think that Mr. Trump is not fit to be president base on facts , there are plenty of documents stating he has stiff many small business and people. He is very inmature and juvenile , he could it just say I'm sorry even if he didn't meant to and talk about his plans on health care , taxes , jobs , foreign policy etc.. But instead he just started threading and acted like creep in national tv therefore he cannot be taking seriously .



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179,649 Ten years old. I'm a self-centered narcissistic asshole. I was a shitty brother. I was abusive. I would call my sister "stupid"" and things much worse than that, when It was *me* who was the stupid one, so sure of myself; no sense of humility. But then I grew up, apologized, and put away childish things.

The Trump campaign and Bernie, in varying degrees, are egregious displays of narcissistic, white self-entitlement run riot. Don't like the reality you're in? No Problem! You can invent a new one with i m a g i n a t I o n ! It's that simple. You're white, you deserve it. Or....you could man up and put away childish things.



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179,648 Monica Lewinsky has a blue dress with Bill Clinton's semen on it. When it comes to these allegations about Trump, show me another blue dress.



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179,647 He didn't meet the woman because of some connection between Trump and Clinton. Please, Clinton supporters, before you make wildly speculative suggestions, do some fact checking.

She was a random stranger on an airplane. So not only was it improbable that decades later she just happens to work for his opposition when running for President and the story just happens to come to the surface in the weeks before the election, but also improbable that Trump would choose to molest a woman on a crowded airplane. I think the story is made up.



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179,646 It's not improbable if you can admit that Trump and Clinton have been friends for decades.



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179,645 One of the women accusing Trump of groping just happens to work at the Clinton Foundation. Do you realize how mathematically improbable that would be?

I think it's all fake. These are made up stories. It's obviously an orchestrated smear campaign a month before the election.

Today there are stories how he called Marlee Matlin, the deaf actress, retarded while on his show. But read the stories carefully. These claims are made by "ANONYMOUS" sources.  

Over and over again with this smear campaign, the sources are anonymous, or highly suspect.

Aside from the obvious low moral route of Clinton trying to fool America and steal the election, why does this matter?

Because after she wins, the cat's out of the bag. People will realize that smear campaigns get you what you want.  

The football coach won't put your son in the game - tell people he's been molesting the boys and have him replaced.

Your neighbor plays his music too loud - tell people he plays it loud because it covers up his wife's screams as he beats her.

There's a woman in town prettier than you - tell people she has AIDS.

Don't you get it? If you let Clinton get away with this incredibly low road tactic, you and the people you care about will be next. Not from Clinton directly, but even worse, from everyone and anyone who wants something.



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179,644 Thank god for the nerds.....

i think i finally figured this out....im generalizing a bit.but hear me out...

The nerds...those computer loving geeks who spent their time in school being tormented by the popular and average kids are the ones who are WIKILEAKS.

The populars and averages became the republicans and democrats for the most part....well they need the nerds to help them get ahead in life...so the nerds are used to prop up stupid people on both sides of the political spectrum.   who is in charge of the computers and servers...the nerds...they see whats going on so they start keeping tabs...

10-20years later  the nerds have all the files and they start up WIKILEAKS...

while we have only 2 choices, both are questionable....but out of the 2...the lessor of the 2 evils are the ones the nerds will help.  

Thank you guys and girls.  Exposing corruption no matter what side is on, is always a good thing.

to the winner of the election...dont piss the nerds...they will be watching and calculating...



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179,643 I went to a high school reunion last night, and ran into who I thought was our most beautiful classmate. She was gorgeous. Thin but curvy. Straight black hair to her waist and eyes that were as violet as Elizabeth Taylor's. Last night we took a photo together. When we looked at it (we're now 50), she sighed, "Well, at least YOU. Look pretty".



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179,642 This site is the only way I can get my frustration out about my wife's parents.  Otherwise, I explode.  They're hardcore liberal democrats, and they're intelligent people.  But it's like the political side of them makes them stop thinking.  An example:

Them: "Ben Carson is an idiot!  He said the pyramids could have been used for grain storage!"
Me: "That's not crazy.  Lots of major structures have had multiple purposes throughout history.  The Louvre was a palace, a hospital, and a museum.  The Parthenon was a temple and an armory."
Them:  "But we're talking about the pyramids!"
No:  "No, we're talking about buildings being used for multiple purposes, of which the pyramids are one example."

These are fucking TEACHERS saying this shit, and this has to be explained to them??  They don't like Republicans, which is fine, but they're so filled with hatred that they simply stop thinking.  And the country is filled with these idiots.



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179,641 deleted and banned for being rude to other posters



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179,639 After Hillary wins the election, Republicans need to be punished.



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179,638 So if say your son's teacher was jerking off to kiddie porn in a video. But the video was from a few years ago. And the teacher was going to retire at the end of this year, then that would be okay? You'd be happy?



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179,637 Okay, Obama is showing his cockprint in the video, however, note this: OBAMA IS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!!!  If we'd known beforehand, he would certainly have had a much harder time of it (getting elected), but we did not know; we didn't know so we couldn't react. We are dealing with situations at hand TODAY.

We are judging the behaviors of a megalomaniacal, pompous, arrogant, misogynistic, bigoted perpetrator of assault on women who IS currently running for the highest office in the US, if not the world.  He is running today!  

And that is the difference, for all of you who just can't figure out why nobody seems to care about Obamas dick and are still fixated on Don.  Barry is on his way out, so his dick no longer matters to anyone but Michelle (and some drooling YouTubers).  Donny is trying to get in, so we care about his dick, asshole and everything else.  We are measuring him for a monumentally important job, so he matters.  Get it?  (Of course not!)



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179,636 I guess there's a breaking point.

An article about so and so band, and here comes a bunch of Radio Head fans trashing the band. No one was even thinking of Radio Head, but how dare they mention anything about another band? They must not have heard their music? Their taste in music is terrible?

I like Radio Head, but dear God, let's not make everything about Radio Head.

You obsequious bastards really know how to overplay your hand.



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179,635 For somebody who is "so fucking weird" I sure do get away with it. I certainly have quite a bit of support and encouragement from others...which you DON'T. You are dull, boring, and arrogant. Why did I spend 5 years trying to turn a sow's ass into a silk purse? You're an asshole. Good riddance.Go read your luxury men's magazine and change your tampon, Sir Dickweed.



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179,634 My secret is that I've always held my music as sacred to my heart.   I will always do so.

I will play my music loudly, on an instrument, or silently, in my head, and always in protest.  

Sometimes I get discouraged by the mainstream telling me it's Motzart, when I know it's really bubblegum.  

Just don't shove your music down my throat like your religion or politics.   I will choose my music and it's nothing like a "stastistic.... on a government chart."   

You will never control the song playing in my head.



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179,633 Got a message that I was being followed on Google by a certain person. Checked and I wasn't, but obviously it was a curiosity seeking button pusher. So I did the same back. (You get the notification even if they "undo" it.)

Tit for tat, and that is that.



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179,632 I just read that Trump's latest accuser has ties to the Clinton Foundation. What a surprise!



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179,631 I heard they are putting Mrs. Clinton in a coma for the next week to see if her body can heal. I'm not joking. This is why she will be out of the public's eye until the next debate.



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179,630 She is like an intruder.  Ringing the doorbell. Trying every door, every window.  Trying to find a way in.

No one is home, GO AWAY.

Take a hint for the love of all that is holy!!!

You are not welcome here.  If I wanted your presence in my life I would have rung YOUR proverbial doorbell long ago.  It's been delete, delete DELETE and IGNORE.  Take. A. Hint.

Leave.Me.Alone.



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179,629 There is a father I know in my town. Big mouth Democrat guy. Always telling us why we should spend more money on him and his kids' schooling.

The guy has something to do with the high school football team. I don't know what. But he was on the sidelines during a big game. A black kid on the opposing team intercepted the ball and starts running up the sidelines. Just as he passed Mr. Democrat, the guy calls the kid a "fucking nigger".  Twenty of the students heard it. I was shocked a parent would act that way.

I agree with the other poster, Democrats are as prejudiced as they come.



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179,628 Personally, I was hella impressed with Obama's erection video.  That mans cock must be 10 inches long.  And I'm a republican, btw.



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179,627 606, I stopped hitting on women 20 years ago.  I was 25 and was friends with this older couple who had an 18 year old daughter in college.  Coming back from a road trip, I was passing her school.  I decided to stop in and ask her how she was doing, how it was going, if she needed anything, etc.  I drove home and forgot about it.  A week later I got a call from the couple saying I had terrified their daughter because I was stalking her, leave her alone, and don't see them anymore.

So, yeah, this is why I don't take obvious cues from women anymore.  You can thank the feminist movement that taught women that we men were only out to grab a pussy.



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179,626 179606

Some woman take a simple friendly invite as a dick in their ass and get stupid with it thats why men dont anymore because we become pervert
Well fuck that i miss the days when we men use to
Grab you women By the Pussy



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179,625 606
No because some women cunts



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179,624 I don't care about the election.  The US will be the same dysfunctional system it always was.



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179,623 I'm going to buy a sailboat and cruise around the world. Four years from now I'm going to come back to within a mile of the coast. I'll use my binoculars and watch the smoke rising from a burning America. I'll shake my head for a moment, then trim my sails and set my course back out to sea. You all deserve what you are about to get.



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179,622 Catholics! What is wrong with you people? You keep giving the church both money and your young sons so they can suck the priest's dick. You call yourselves parents? I call you criminals!



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179,621 About Mother Terasa and her sainthood. What a con job.

You need to have performed a miracle to be a saint. You want to know Mother Teresa's miracle?

A man had a headache. It went away. It was a miracle.  

It gets even more absurd. This miracle happened a year after Mother Teresa died. Yet she was given credit for the miracle because the nurse had prayed for the Mother Teresa to cure the headache.

Like how insanely idiotic. Mother Teresa cured a headache after she was dead.

You think I'm making it up? Google it.



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179,620 I'm beginning to wonder if it's true, if the Clinton camp is paying people to go online and fill chat boards with misinformation. How revolting! They are trying to dupe the nation. What an insult to people everywhere!



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179,619 At least I'm better at writing stories than I used to be. It's funny to look back at something you wrote when you were younger and see how much you've improved. That's one thing though. Writing, when I'm upset, brings me out of this world just as much as reading, and it's very enjoyable.



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179,618 "Recognize your value."

But I am nothing. Yes I have some qualities that others don't have, but I waste them, and I choose to waste them in favor of instant gratification to numb the pain. I choose this every single day, consciously. So for all the good I have and can do, I am absolutely worthless.



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179,617 Double edged sword. Of all the women I dated, one stood out as the most wild sexually speaking.  There was no limit to her fantasy life. I don't know where to begin in describing the things we did together. We fucked while swimming in a pool with other people in the water. I ass fucked her in a subway car late at night (there was no one in our car), but there were people in the next car we could see through the door window. We fucked in front of her sleeping sister, although I'm sure her sister must have woken up. We fucked in front of a stranger in the woods. He was standing right there and jerked off while watching us. Tip of the iceberg. Dating her was the craziest wild sex I've ever heard of.

But here's the other side of that sword. I didn't realize at first, but she was cheating on me. In hindsight, of course she was. She was into everything taboo. Cheating fits perfectly. I still don't know how often she cheated. Maybe I was a fool in all this and she cheated every week. I just don't know. But out of nowhere I did come down with Chlamydia. That's how I found out she was cheating.

Yea, so great sex with her. But in the end, how could I have a relationship with a woman who cheats and thinks nothing of passing along a venereal disease?

I ended up marrying a much more tame woman. But it's bad, because I've seen Paris and I'm always longing for those wilder sexual times.



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179,616 If there's a division now, think what's going to happen after on side or the other wins the election.  A lack of cooperation will hardly describe the oncoming mayhem. The next President will be the most unsuccessful in history.



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179,615 I found out today that my HS girlfriend and first love passed away from breast cancer yesterday....even though I haven't talked to her in 30 years I feel like a part of me is gone....she was my first for everything...I remember the first time I saw her naked clearly as if it happened this morning. How I thought that I had died and gone to heaven being able to see her naked.

RIP Denise, you will always be in my heart



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179,614 Ha. In the news today Ben Carson has been sticking up for Trump. The Democrats are mercilessly bashing Carson.

Do you know why?

Because they are racists.

Read what they Democrats are saying. Democrats are racists. Democrats should be investigated for their racist views.

Racists disgust me. Hillary isn't fit to be President if she is associated with racists.



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179,613 In college, 9 out of 10 women swallowed.

In the adult world, only 1 out of 10 women swallow.



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179,612 I'm always the bad guy.

My wife says she will pick up our son from school. She forgets. I tell her she needs to be more responsible. But the bigger point, I'm at fault for complaining all the time

My wife forgets to tell me my office called with an urgent message. I explain how her not telling me caused a huge problem. It's me being bad again.

My wife spends $2300 on new clothes in a single afternoon. The money was meant for the mortgage. But when I bring it up, I'm just a complainer.

The house is a filthy mess. I start vacuuming. But this is me not cleaning the house, according to her, it's me just trying to embarrass her. Yep, I'm the bad guy again.

My wife races the car backwards out of the garage and tears off the side view mirror. She did it because she was mad at me. So it's my fault. I'm the bad guy again.

I should really work on being a better person.



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179,611 Here's what wrong with the internet.

Firefox uses 180 megs of memory. It's an absurdly high amount of memory. I can start the browser on the Google homepage with basically no graphics, and still Firefox uses 180 megs.

Then if I go to yahoo.com, which has a heavy dose of video content in their ads, my memory usage instantly goes up to 400 megs. It's too much. My machine grinds to a halt because it only has 350 megs available. Sucks for me and all users.

Now take Internet Explorer. It only uses 15 megs of memory. Great. This is how it should be. Except Internet Explorer has decided it will no longer run on Windows XP machines. They actually put a catch in the code making sure the browser will not run on those older machines. It would be like putting something in your car's engine to make sure it will not run on back roads. Like why the hell would you design a car not to run on certain roads? Who would buy it? And why the hell would Internet Explorer decide not to run on certain machines?

So basically I'm fucked. Neither Firefox or Internet Explorer will run on my computer.

My only option is to go out an buy a new computer - WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY THEIR GOAL. They are turning off my internet ability so I'll be forced to give them more money.

Somehow all this is legal. When the mafia twists my arm until I give them money, that's illegal. But when companies use the same tactics, it's perfectly fine.

This is America today.



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179,610 I
don't
know
what
I'm
doing
!

I work in sales. I'm female. A male client came to town. I arranged a few meetings for him with the CFO and the CEO, and with some of the back office people he deals with everyday.

As is the custom, I took him out to dinner.

After dinner he asked if I'd like to come back to his hotel for a drink. I went. Things happened where I was a willing participant.

I have a loving husband. I have wonderful children. If you asked me, I'd say I am happy. Yet I went to the hotel. Obviously I must have wanted to do it. I need to rethink my life.



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179,609 Here's a non-political secret: I am definitely fantasizing about obamas penis. All this erection talk is tempting me to look up that video. Have Yall seen that picture of him shirtless?? O-bomb-a



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179,608 Pssst: There is no erection in the video.



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179,607 See the twisting? It's a perfect example. The discussion is about Obama being lewd and showing women his erection.

But a Clinton supporter describes it as Conservatives “fantasizing about Obama's erect penis.”

Unproductive and dishonest spin. Mature people were having a discussion about vulgar behavior and double standards.

Clinton supporters don't want to hear the truth if it goes counter to their anything on their side of the aisle.

So they lie.

Get ready for this on a larger scale.

With Hillary in the whitehouse, taxes will go up and then she will look in the camera and say, “No, taxes did not go up.”

She will take even more money from the Saudis and then look in the camera and say, “No, I did not take money from the Saudis.”

She will give insider information to her son-in-law and his hedge fund and then look in the camera and say, “No, I did not give him insider information.”

Deja vu. “No, I did not have sex with that woman.”

See what I mean?

My one solace when Hillary wins, she won't be lying to just  Republicans. Unlsss you are her inner circle that's about to get filthy rich, all of us will be negatively affected by her self centered approach to public service.  



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179,606 I want to have an affair but all the men I know are too wussy to start anything. I'll talk to a man on the sidelines of my son's soccer game. At the end of the game, he could so easily say he'd like to continue our discussion some day over coffee. It's a safe thing to say. If a woman got offended by his suggestion, he could simply say she misunderstood, that it was only a friendly gesture. But at the same time, someone like me could see it as something more and act on it.

But these men, they don't say anything. They don't make any move at all. I talk to him for an hour at the game and then he says bye.

Wuss!

Guys don't know they are missing out on a big opportunity.



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179,605 Hillary Clinton is taking the next nine or ten days off before the next debate.  Over the course of this campaign she has went out campaigning two or three times a week and then she took off four or five day weekends.  

Think about that.  She does not have the strength or stamina to be president.  What does it say about her that she does not think she has to work for the job?  It means she knows this country is filled with Democrat idiots who will vote for her even though she is going to stick them with higher taxes and fill their towns with refugees who get more money from the government than our own citizens get.

Meanwhile Trump is working his ass off.  He is going to two or three rallies a day.  He is attracting tens of thousands of people to his rallies.  Hillary is lucky if she gets a couple of hundred and she has to pay Teamsters to attend her events.  Hillary also hires trolls to post on social media.

So do not let the biased and corrupt media deter you or your vote.  I said this six months ago and I will say it today.  Trump will win by a landslide.  If he doesn't there will be a civil war.



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179,604 Even if Trump does not win the election he has done enough to wake America up. The four years that Clinton will be in powder will hopefully give the Republicans time to wake up and see what they are doing is not what the people want.Get some good people there to stand for next presidential election and save America. we are in for a rough ride with Clinton. Putin.Isis, the economy-paying back all her donors and keeping her husband on the straight and narrow.



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179,603 Kind of funny that conservatives are fantasizing about Obama's erect penis.



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179,602 What are the odds that Trump actually gives a concession speech when he is trounced in the election in a few weeks? 5%? 10%?

And if he does actually give a speech, what are the odds is will 100% be about himself and whining how he was "cheated"? 100%?



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179,601 "Locker room talk doesn't exist.  No one talks like Trump.  It's assault.  Obama wasn't showing off his erection."

The crap a rational mind has had to endure for the last week.  Being told that men don't talk trash.  Being told that private conversations are an assault on women.  Being told that a grown man doesn't know when he has a boner.

Who exactly believes this stuff?  What kind of mind is willing to disbelieve truths and willing to change their established understanding of the world in an instant for the sake of satisfying their politically-driven hatred?

Then again, think of the Germans.  This must have been what it was like for the Germans in the 1920s.  "The Jews caused the war!  The Jews lost the war!"  Right, like a bunch of shop keepers and merchants started a world war, not the fucking web of alliances between the half dozen noble families trying to take everyone else over.  But yet intelligent people were all too willing to believe it was the fault of a bunch of nobodies, because they were told to believe it.

Just like today.



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179,600 I went to a pro choice march recently.
Everybody says it's great to support womens' rights but reakky I just think life's more misery than it's worth and it's nice that some kids don't have to be born.



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