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179,999 Am I the only one who realizes this, or is it such common knowledge no one has felt the need to point it out?

Hillary makes a lot of big promises. Promises that anyone with a brain realizes we can't pay for. Promises that will bankrupt either (a) the middle class (b) the country or (c) both.

Now, Hillary is a nasty person, but dumb she ain't. She knows she'll get a Republican Congress. So why not promise everyone the moon plus a free lunch to get their vote? She'll get elected and then claim she couldn't get anything done because of Congress.

I admit I'm usually slow on the uptake, but I haven't heard anyone say this. It's super-cynical, but then so is Hillary so I'm not surprised.



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179,998 Feel sorry for you. There's nobody you could ever measure up to. Just another lowly slob on the assembly line -worse than those you hold in contempt. Quite a few of us have escaped and all our stories are the same. Congratulations on being a world class loser.



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179,997 #byefelicia



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179,996 Thanks for the affirmation and the closure.



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179,995 I wish I could make it happen that I could be with a married woman that I've been off-an-on flirting with for a while now. Just once I want to be with her. She is so cute, a great body, and a great personality.



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179,994 I understand that hem lines go up and down over time. When I was in high school, the maxi skirt was the going trend. All the dresses were down to a woman's ankles. Boring.  

I just chaperoned a high school dance. The hem lines were an inch ABOVE the girls underwear. I could see crotches everywhere. It has to be the highest recorded hem lines in history.

The boys who go to high school today - lucky buggers.



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179,993 Um, I think the insurance poster was kidding...



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179,992 As a man, I should have an opinion on the subject of birth vs. abortion. Yes, women are the ones that are pregnant, but they can't get that way without a man, and almost always, the man has to pay for it for many years. No, the reproductive system doesn't need to be legislated, so law-makers should get out of the way and let the medical community handle it, just like every other medical procedure.

Planned Parenthood is a horrible organization and should be shut down. The company should be defunded and 100 percent dead, just like the babies they murder. The current leaders of the company should rot in jail for the rest of their lives for the revolting things they have done while heading up the company. They got mad that their secret got out, and not only did nothing happen to them, they bought some politicians and essentially made it illegal to report their crimes. The jackals that profited from the sale of baby parts shouldn't get the fancy sports car they wanted, they should spend some time behind bars as well.

It will never happen, but it should. But what about the abortion industry then? In the few cases that I think it should be legally allowed (such as because of rape or incest, or to save the life of the mother), the procedure should be done at a hospital, not some random clinic that doesn't have life-saving abilities. Let standard insurance payments cover most of it, not my tax dollars. For a woman of standard child-bearing ages, she can pay extra to cover that stuff. Getting a broken arm fixed has a cost (co-pay and the 10-20% whatever that's left), so an abortion should have that same cost structure as well.

Since my taxes help fund the wholesale murder of babies, you're damn right I should have a say. The government should stop making me pay for some woman to get her accident murdered. It should not be free. I can't think of any other medical procedure that's done for everyone that is fully paid for by the government. Why should abortion be special? This isn't some “woman's rights” issue honestly, it's the savage killing of a baby. It's legalized murder. Yes a woman's life will change slightly when she's pregnant, but that isn't something that the government should concern itself with. If a woman insists on getting an abortion, go to the hospital and get it done as safely as possible (not very safe for the baby though), and use your wonderful obamacare medical insurance card to cover the costs. I'm insulted that my tax money is used because some high school or college floozy couldn't keep her legs closed. (That covers the majority of the procedures. Please don't take offense, I'm not speaking 'to' anyone in specific, but making blanket statements.)

When a man can legally “divorce” himself from the responsibilities of a baby he helped create, then maybe he can sign away his right to have a choice in whether or not the baby is born. As long as a man can be saddled with 18 years of child support payments because he sired an offspring, you're damn right he should have a say. If we are going to let the woman have the option of aborting a baby she doesn't want, the man should have exactly the same rights as she does. If the man doesn't get to have any control in that situation, then he should also not have any financial responsibilities for the length of the baby's natural life, nor any responsibilities for the female he got pregnant.

Got it? It's a simple choice. If the male legally says “that's my baby”, then he can put in the time and money needed to raise that child. He also has 50% of the vote on whether or not the child can be aborted. If he legally says “that's not my problem”, then he has no say as to whether the baby is born or killed. He also is absolved from any responsibilities of any type regarding the woman and child. Zero responsibilities.

Now there's some equal rights I can support. Actual equal rights, not just special rights for women.



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179,991 Fuck Trump and fuck Clinton. I couldn't give a shit which one "wins". This country, probably the world, is run by people we will never know who couldn't give a shit about us and our lives. We exist at their sufferance.



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179,990 I hate housekeeping. I really hate it. Doesn't matter how well you do it it will need to be done again in the near future. Clean until you have polished the individual molecules and in a few days you will have to do it again. Pointless.



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179,989 I can't wait till your hubby's face is between my legs, murmuring, telling me how much he loves me.



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179,988 Add insurance fraud to Trump's list if accomplishments: rape, sexual assault, con man (Trump "University"), sociopathic liar, etc, etc



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179,987 What kind of presidential candidate says, "I'm not a puppet. You're a puppet." in the tone of voice of a four year old?

And what kind of fucking moron would even consider voting for that candidate?

People are so fucking stupid, it is unreal.



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179,986 Trump is done. That's it. What the hell was he thinking? It's all over.

Did you see the headlines today? The media is in a frenzy. And rightfully so.

Trump lives on a golf course he owns in Florida. Get this, a hurricane came through. It damaged the property, the trees, the houses, the beach. You know what Trump did? Oh my fucking god, he collected an insurance payout.

I mean, really, how absurd. Just because the hurricane damaged his property, and just because he paid insurance premiums all along, he feels entitled to insurance money?

What sane person would get insurance on their property? I mean, who does such a senseless thing.

It's like he planned it. I'll bet that's it. He planned to get insurance, you know, just in case a hurricane came through. Jesus, how stupid and sinful of him.

Yep, the media is right to pick on him for having insurance. Absolutely. Good catch media. Don't let that bastard get away with these kinds of things...



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179,985 Trump is a literal sociopath.



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179,984 Two things today, the first one is obvious to me, it screams at me, but no one seems to be able to see it.  The same day Yahoo reports that Hillary is trouncing Trump in the polls (ones in which they over-sample Democrats, but whatever), the same day this article appears, there is another story on Yahoo news saying that Google and Facebook are pouring millions upon millions of dollars to support Hillary and buy ads.

Now I am not the brightest bulb on the tree (OK, maybe I am on some things) but why would billionaires throw away money on an election that has already been won by Hillary?

BECAUSE THEY ARE LYING TO YOU!

Next, I have to read how Hillary has the right temperament for the job.  Really.  Read the hundreds of books out there, and the hundreds of articles out there, of how she treats people who she thinks are below her.  She treats people like dirt.  Absolute scum.  When I read stories about Trump (not the fabricated ones that have come out in the last week) I read how wonderful he treats everyone he meets.  Hillary is a nut-job wacko, she just has the press there to tell you different.

Trump will win and he will win by a landslide!  Do not give up hope.  The press and media are lying to you!



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179,983 ok so lets see, what did I learn today? Not to let a woman tie me up! Think I'll have chili tonight...



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179,982 I don't like America. We've become a privileged club of immoral selfish people. I don't want to make America great again. I want a new America. One which is fair. One without corruption and one which treats all people courteously.

If I vote for Trump, he doesn't know what he's doing. He will mess up. Someone will have to come along four years from now and put things back in order.

If I vote for Clinton, she will also mess up. But in a different way. She will undermine people's belief in government. The Wikileaks emails can be overshadowed now because of Trump's buffoonery. But after the election, as Clinton continues down a self serving path of corruption and cronyism, people will lose faith in not just her, but in our entire system.

It actually serves my goal of a new America much better if Clinton is elected. She will do greater and deeper damage. She will make it easier to convince people to abandon government as we know it and do a clean sweep.

I will be voting for Clinton.



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179,981 I had a boyfriend who liked to tie me up. He enjoyed it. I could take it or leave it.

One time I said fair's fair and he should let me tie him up.

I handcuffed his wrists and ankles to the bed frame and put duct tape over his mouth. I put more duct tape on his hairy chest and ripped it off. Ouchie. I then teased and tormented his cock. I put ice cubes on his shaft. I put peanut butter on his balls and had my dog lick it off. Ha ha, my dog licked his balls. With a marker I wrote "man whore" on his chest and "fuck me here" on his stomach with an arrow pointing to his asshole. I then thrust the marker in and out of his asshole. I told him oopsie, the cap came off up there. No worries, it would come out on its own later. I left the marker sticking out of his asshole. I took pictures of him and said I was going to send them to his friends.

I was thinking I could keep him cuffed there for like 24 hours and watch him pee himself, possibly even poop on himself. I didn't have the patience to wait that long though, so instead I peed on him. I did go out for a while. I told him I'd be back in a few days. But all I did was get some pizza and then I came back.

I did go maybe a teensy bit too far at one point. I used my fingers to close off his nose. Seeing his mouth was duct taped shut, he couldn't breathe. He didn't seem to like that part at all. First time was only a few seconds. Second time was about 15 seconds. Third time was about 30 seconds. Men don't like it when they can't breathe for 30 seconds. Whatever.

I rather enjoyed the experience. He seemed maybe not so pleased. I eventually uncuffed him. He was mad. He never let me tie him up again. But we continued going out for another year. So he couldn't have hated it too much.



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179,980 I can't wait to watch fox news on election night, last presidential election was hilarious as Rove kept trying to "prove" that Romney was going to win.  Hoping Clinton wins big so hannitys head exploded.  Fair and balanced my ass



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179,979 Work together as Americans? Clinton supporters are now trying to create a boycott against the clothing line of Ivanka Trump. Ivanka is to be punished for the sins of her father.

The retaliation by Democrats against Republicans has begun.



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179,978 News story out today. It finally explains why the FBI dropped charges against Hillary Clinton.

An FBI agent was in charge of the Hillary Clinton investigation. His wife was running for a local political office in the state where he lives. Hillary Clinton - operating through friends - funneled $500,000 into the campaign of the FBI agent's wife.

The FBI's case against Hillary Clinton was dropped.

This should be front page news. Not that Trump tried to kiss a woman.



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179,977 Here's a secret, well maybe not a secret, people just forgot. During the 2008 elections, people on here and other places were saying if Obama was elected he would set all the black people in prison free(didn't happen). He would take all our guns away(didn't happen). there would be rioting in the streets(didn't happen) He would declare marshall law(didn't happen) He would somehow manage to get the 1% to give their money to poor black prople(didn't happen). That Obama is a socialist and this country will be soon(didn't happen). He will start WW III for the new world order(didn't happen). I could go on and on and on. Non of that happen.

Now they are saying some of the same thing about Hillary... Please folks just stop it.  

The thing is both candidates have flaws. But It comes down to who's got the most experience and temperament to run the country effectively. Hillary has got a lifetime of practical, hands on experience. She's even tempered and prepared.

Trump has none of that at all, just because he talks tough doesn't mean he knows what he's doing.  And all the insults to everyone including his party mate's... Working in government you need people to help you accomplish what you trying to do. Making enemies before you are even in office is not going to help you accomplish much at all.

We all have to work together. At the end of the day we are all americans



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179,976 I don't understand why people don't fuck more. Fucking is fun. Fucking is free. Why not do it every morning and every night?

Why do humans do this? We take a simple pleasure and twist it into a struggle over power and control and manipulation.

Now expand this to more than sex. Look at the world. It's a beautiful and simple pleasure. There are trees and oceans and mountains. I should grow corn. You should milk cows. We should easily be able to get along and swap our goods.

Instead we've twisted it into the same struggle over power and manipulation and control.

Humans have a knack of taking everything simple and making it into something much more difficult.



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179,975 Trump surrounds himself with what he considers  "beautiful women” but what he has mistakenly overlooked is that true beauty is on the inside.  Those who cannot see this are clearly on the wrong side of good (or God if that's your belief).

Natures example: The Butterfly.



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179,974 I remember watching he Iraq war get going when I was 17. I was smart enough to tell that it was going to be a disaster, and sure enough that's what we got. Now I meet a lot of vets with various disabilities and it's surreal to talk to them, a living instantiation of a prediction made half a lifetime ago. When I meet a vet I talk to them, they always want to tell their story. Then there's always the one story they allude to but never tell, and you know not to ask.  One thing I've never done is thank them for their service, and never did I feel like it was expected. I would have felt dirty implying that their pain benefited me somehow. I don't think they want that, either.



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179,973 I can't believe what I'm reading here. People in favor of late term abortion are also in favor of killing disabled people. Shesh!

Take a step back. You are in favor of killing these innocent people because they are a burden to you.

I'm sorry it happened. I'm sorry your family member is disabled. I'm sorry it's your lot in life to take of the person. I'm sorry it's a difficult.

But you can't kill a person because it's an inconvenience to you if they are alive.



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179,972 If a person cannot function in society then they don't need to be in it. Low functioning autictics, severely mentally ill, mentally retarded, etc should be euthanized. It saves them from suffering and their family from suffering to deal with them.



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179,971 I am depressed. I don't want to go to work, I want to live under a blanket. What now



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179,970 179968 I have a 40 year old cousin with special needs, and he screams and cries at his mom asking her why she gave birth to him. He understands that he isn't like other people and struggles in day to day life. He wishes he was never born, and his elderly mother has to take care of him every day. I don't know what he's going to do once she passes away. Who'll take care of him? At some point you have to think of the quality of life they'll live. He's miserable and wishes he was dead. So you need to take these things into consideration. But hey maybe your special needs family members are perfectly content with the life they live! Or do you not have any / aren't close with any?



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179,969 If you dont have a womb, you dont get an opinion.



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179,968 I'm not buying the late term abortion boloney. It's murder. A woman finds out in the 9th month that her child has a defect. So she kills it.

Tell me this. If the baby happened to be born the next day with the defect, would you kill it? No, it's murder. Just like you can't kill any person because they are disabled.

But there's a loophole in the law allowing women to kill the baby the day before it is born. You say it's justified because it has a birth defeat. Well it's still murder. Women band together on this and try to make each other feel better about the murder, but make no mistake, it's still murder.



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179,967 I am so sick of programs to help girls.  There is a real crisis with the boys in this country.  60% of college graduates are women.  Addictions to drugs and pornography are skyrocketing amongst men.  Men are getting shot and going to jail at an alarming rate..  We need to heal everyone, not just encourage a few more girls to get interested in science.



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179,966 I think there will be a civil war. Trump will not win, but he did expose the corruption. You can't put that genie back in the bottle. People are not going to accept the rule of a corrupt president.



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179,965 The gut never lies.



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179,964 When I have to change the batteries on a device, I bring it over to the drawer where I keep the batteries. I remove the old batteries and throw them in the trash. I put in new batteries. I'm done.

When my wife has to replace batteries, does one thing differently. She doesn't throw out the old batteries. She puts them in the battery drawer.

I've explained it to her a hundred times. Do not put the old batteries in the battery drawer. Because they get mixed up with the new batteries. Next time we need a battery we might grab a old one. It makes for a problem.

She still doesn't get it. She says if I end up putting an old battery in the TV remote, don't get upset, just reach in the drawer for a different battery.

I'm so tired of explaining how inefficient and illogical she is.



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179,963 Men say so many things to side hoes.....have to keep them thinking you care or they might see how you are using them as cum dumpsters. He won't leave his wife for you, he won't bust his ass to support you, he knows that you can't make a ho a house wife. You're to classless to find a guy that will actually take care of you so you let yourself be a fuck bag. Before long, he'll find a new younger maybe dumber one and dump you. Just a secret that isn't a secret to any guy that has had a side ho



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179,962 TWD is not a bad show; it just has a terrible script. I can't fathom why intelligent (and moderately smart) people watch it, let alone obsess over it. This is a secret because I'd likely be hung for saying this aloud.



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179,961 sometimes i get really scared for no reason at all.



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179,960 Anyone at all can go to wikileaks or dcleaks and read it all, everything, themselves without interpretation or media spin. There are plenty of 'greatest hits' lists of you want to just jump to the important stuff. Apparently this is a secret..



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179,959 In the past two days I was called fat at a family gathering by two separate individuals and then "a dyke" for not having sex with an 80 year old pervert. What the fuck is wrong with people? Women get talked to like dog shit every day and we're just supposed to let it roll off our backs and not get pissed off about it. Well, fuck that shit! Next person who talks to me that way is getting their nutsack used as a speed bag. I am DONE.



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179,958 There is so much anger over the election. So much disruption. Dunkin Donuts announced their earnings the other day. Their profits were down, they think because people are spending a few extra minutes each morning watching the news to get the latest outrageous dirt on each candidate. This leaves less time to stop and buy coffee and donuts. Amazing.

I think, because of increased frustration levels, we will also see an increase in domestic violence. Think about that every time you goad the opposition, some woman is getting punched in the schnoz by her husband. Or some wife is denying her husband sex.

We seem to be falling apart as a society, all because of this election.



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179,957 I could easily drink a handle of Jack every night and never be hung over. The only 2 things that stop me are my husband and getting fat. Guess that makes me an alcoholic. Sorry not sorry. 😬🍾😒



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179,956 Trump insisting that he may or may not accept the outcome of the election is like a restaurant taking a reservation for Nov. 8th, but saying that may or may not honor that reservation at the time. The restaurant will keep you in suspense and let you know at the time.



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179,955 What the hell happened to SNL, the cast is great, but the writing is awful, just not funny at all...



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179,954 I will never forgive the media. They had an unwritten vow to report the truth. Instead they jumped on the pile and practiced their nasty skills. They were very good at it. They should be so proud knowing they behaved like assholes.

It occurs to me, the media gets some extra privileges because of the understanding that they are a vehicle for truth. They get to cross police lines, they get to see wiki-emails. That sort of thing. If they are now just opinionated dicks, those rights should be taken away.



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179,953 My niece married an asian man. My sister in law says it makes her very happy but inside I know it pisses her off.



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179,952 You have "forgiven" him for cheating on you with me. This means your entire life is a lie -- your life is a joke, your Sunday visits to your brother's house, the cozy little family getting together with the in-laws. He hates your guts. He loves his kids. He fucks me on the side. You are a scared pathetic woman. I feel sorry for you and I am so in love with him and he with me. Suck on it!



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179,951 Growing up I used to come home from grade school each day to find coverage of the Vietnam war on the news, all day, every day, like this was part of life.
I questioned it then, I question it now.  I remember asking my mother why Americans were in another country fighting people who don't even live here and I remember her answering me "our government is protecting us, they know what they are doing".
I didn't buy her answer then, I certainly don't buy it now.
I was born with a peaceful nature, knowing right and wrong was not something I was taught so in other words, in this world, I do not belong.



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179,950 In my sleepy little hamlet, a woman took her two sons to the city to see a baseball game. This is front page news.

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!



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179,949 Insisting that Donald Trump declare today that he will accept the election results would be like calling a restaurant and making a reservation for November 8th. And the person taking your reservation insists that right now on the phone you must say your dinner was delicious - even though the dinner is still three weeks away.



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179,948 That feeling when you write your daughter's book report for her, and she only gets a B+ on it...



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179,947 In a pie judging contest, I would expect all of the pies up for consideration to taste good.

If it was an Apple pie contest, I would expect the pies to have apples.

Apple pies should have apples in them.

This election is like an apple pie contest at the fair. One pie has apples, and the other has something else.

The bakers of the non-apple pie thought it was novel, and therefore deserved to win.

But, the apple pie will win, because it's the only apple pie in an apple pie contest.



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179,945 Ha ha ha...oh man! What a great time to be alive...All this people forming at the mouth because of 2 unfit presidential candidates is a priceless comic relief.
Your assumption that your candidate is better than the other candidate...is the reason i think you are a moron!!



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179,944 Remember the last election?  The Democratic smear machine went after Mitt Romney, probably the most wholesome guy in politics.  It was mean, it was vicious.  Harry Reid went after him on the senate floor.  The senate floor!  He slandered a citizen there because when you speak on the senate floor you cannot be sued for slander.  He said he had seen Romney's tax records and he paid no taxes.

First off if he actually had seen his tax returns he should have went to jail.  Second, when the election is over he admitted he lied and his justification was, "we won, didn't we?"

There it is in a nutshell.  The scummy Democrats will lie, cheat and steal to win elections.  They are doing the same to Trump times ten because Trump will end the corruption.



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179,943 It blows my mind  that Russia-hating Republicans want to vote for Putin's puppet, Donald Trump. Electing him would be like putting a Russian mole in the White House. What a bunch of idiots the Republicans are. Total morons.



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179,942 I've seen a few liberal friends of mine announce online that people should unfriend them if they support Trump.

How absolutely juvenile.  How childish.

Do they really think that people want to listen to their political beliefs if they say that?



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179,941 Trump said that when you're a celebrity, women will let you do anything.  You can grab them by the pussy.

Let's look at that sentence:  WOMEN WILL LET YOU.

WOMEN LET YOU.

Last I heard, sexual assault is unwanted.  If WOMEN LET YOU do it, then it's consensual.  It is not sexual assault.

But leave it up to the Social Justice Warriors to not know what "women LET YOU" means, just like they can't seem to grasp that in their efforts to fight racism and sexism, saying  "white male privilege" is racist and sexist.



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179,938 My boyfriend not leaving his wife means she is a moron who knows he's in love with someone else ...


Er, ummm ... Who, exactly is the moron here?  The oblivious wife minding her own business, or the cheap slut who can't get a man of her own and has to go after someone who is already married to someone else?  And Miss SlopHole, if the man loved you he would be with you exclusively.  You are just a nasty deposit box!  

Pass the barf bag, please!



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179,937 I never thought I would use the words regret or hate ever in my vocabulary until I came through the other side of dealing with my last relationship. It digests me to know that I allowed into my life now
I now have allowed for these words to become part of my vocabulary.  It's Bullshit in all reality but it is what it is. I wish I would have never taken the steps to be with someone who would have forever changed my life as greatly as they did. If I had a do over, I would have never done tried or done it.



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179,936 I can't believe some of the crap on here: people shedding friendships over this stupid election!  There must be something being pumped into the water or the air to cause such idiocy!  OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE!  NEITHER OF THEM ARE WORTH A DAMN!  And you even considering voting for any one of them, merely defines you as moronic!  Which one would you like to have at your home for dinner?  Me neither!  

I do not know the process that has landed us the two most unworthy candidates on Earth, but what we should be wondering is how this came about; how come we NEVER can have ordinary Americans who will be of THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE and For THE PEOPLE?  How do we get THOSE candidates to run?

I don't know, but I do know we are screwed; left or right, we are DEKCUF backwards with no grease!  We will ALL, ALL, ALL suffer the consequences, no matter who wins.  Don't you know that?  Can't you see that?  Why are you all pretending otherwise???

I have to live with myself, so I am not voting for any of them.  I know, you say a no vote is a vote for one or the other (depending on your side), but I really don't care.  Why would I?  It makes absolutely no difference which of these two sewer rats wins, we are their fodder and they are going to eat us.  

Don't you see that????  DON'T YOU?



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179,935 There is a level of human garbage that all of society would be better off if they were dead.  If you can say you fucked your best friends wife or husband, then you are in that category.



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179,934 From what I understand, most mothers, after giving birth, are not all overwhelmed with love and maternal instincts after giving birth.  In fact, it is normal for new mothers to become quite depressed at first.  I have heard that there is a rush of emotion, caused by a metabolic chemical flood, that leaves the mother "in love" with her new baby.  That love, once started, almost always lasts forever.  They say it is magical.  

I have heard this many times from women over the years, including my own nurse mother.  I couldn't know from personal experience though.  I am a man.



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179,933 I don't like Star Wars. However, I watched all movies with my boyfriend because he loved those movies as a child and I just want to make him happy because I just see he gets extra happy when I laugh about a star wars gif than about the others. Sometimes you gotta do these little things for each other. The quality of the movies is really good though, just not my genre I guess. Harry Potter was my jam when I was a kid and he also watched all the movies with me. We are only 21, but I think we both get how to maintain a happy relationship. When it's a bigger issue than this, always be honest. when he asks you if everything is oke and you feel very bad, just tell him. It's hard, and sometimes I can't even tell the truth. But just let him know something like 'honey I have a really bad mood now, so If I hurt you in any way I'm already sorry'. And never forget to hug each other. And I mean longer than 1 minute



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179,932 The Trump accuser who came forward today, what a perfect example.

First of all, she's a porn star. Do we realize that? She's a fucking porn star.

She met Trump at an event. He invited her to his suite. She went.

Hello? She went to him. He didn't barge into her room. She went to him.

When she arrived, he gave her a hug and a kiss. Just like I do when meeting someone, whether it's my girlfriend, my sister or my mother.

The he asked if she'd like to go out to dinner and a party.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ANY OF THIS?

NOTHING.



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179,931 In the past year the number of gun permits issued in my town has nearly doubled. I think people are arming themselves out of fear of Hillary and her policies. The democratic party is now more than 50% minorities. Our gentle suburban towns are going to soon be a thing of the past. I think there will be riots and anarchy as inner city violent block parties march on Main Street, USA. People are scared and they are buying guns. You should buy one too.



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179,930 A message to our brave soldiers.

This woman will not support your efforts. Your equipment will fall into disrepair. For god sakes she's taking money from our enemies. You will be in danger. Some of you will die because of this woman. It breaks my heart.

And you will die for what? To protect this woman and her followers who won't protect you?

I hope you see what's happening. I hope you quit. Save yourselves. Please save yourselves.



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179,929 Let us say that out of the 11 women who have come forward with their sordid stories re: the donald, only 5 of them are actually true.
Only one is too many.
Chances are if all 11 are true blue, then no doubt there are triple that who have no wish to come forward for whatever reason.
People are seriously messed up if they choose to overlook this mans integrity.
I think they are the true zombies of the apocalypse.



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179,928 Looking at the bright side.

The aging baby boomers are pro-Trump. The young millennials are pro-Clinton.

The baby boomers want Trump because they are tired of the high taxes used to fund social programs.

But okay. Clinton will win. The baby boomers will pay even higher taxes under Clinton's plan.

Except that.... the baby boomers are old. They have already made their money. They are ready to retire. And when they do, then what?

The baby boomers will no longer be making a salary. They will no longer be paying taxes. They will also go on Obamacare.

Who then is going to pay for all the social programs? Who then is going to pay for their Obamacare?

The millennials will be the only ones left to pay the bill.

The baby boomers will be sitting in Florida drinking a Mai Tai, looking out on the ocean. They will have plenty of money in the bank they've already earned. The government can't touch it. It can't be taxed again.

Millennials, you don't get it. Voting for Clinton is a way to screw yourselves. As you age through your thirties, forties, and fifties, you won't be able to save a dime. You won't be able to put your kids through college - oh wait, college will be free - oh wait, the professors still have to get paid, so who will foot the bill through higher taxes - oh wait, you will.

You will have no money for retirement. The baby boomers will have lived out their retirement with plenty of dosh. You won't be as lucky.

Keep that in mind as you vote for Clinton.



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179,927 No, pussy is not the problem. Nor is bragging about it. Accepting tens of millions in cash from countries that are also funding ISIS is the problem.

Are you really going to choose, or not choose, a President based on dumb trash talk, instead of on the issues?



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179,926 #923  *pu55y* is not the problem. Bragging about sexual assault is.



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179,925 I can never forgive my Democrat friends for this smear campaign. Never. You are no longer welcome in my life.



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179,924 The truth is, any Republican who win the nomination would have been called racist, bigoted, sexist, etc.  this is why I don't listen to to the insults.



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179,923 I know quite a few foul mouthed women whose sex talk could make a nun blush.  Yet now we're supposed to believe that no one talks this way, because Trump was caught saying pussy on camera.

A month ago, "locker room talk" was accepted as being real.  No one doubted it.

Trump says pussy, and suddenly locker room talk doesn't exist anymore.  I even saw a news article that said "professional athletes don't talk like this in the locker room!!"

Did you bother asking the other 99.9999% of people who aren't professional athletes about what's said in a locker room?

Down the Memory Hole, as George Orwell wrote would happen.  Just pretend something doesn't exist, and you'll never run out of useful idiots who'll parrot it.



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179,922 I came to see you and my daughter today because I felt the fall air and it reminded me of when we fell in love.

Then I saw you and you still had that dead look in your eye when you look at me. Like I'm a monster... and I felt defeated.

I think back to when we met and I can't remember if you were passionate about me anymore. ... I feel like I made up a love story that wasn't there for you...

I feel so used. Worthless.



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179,921 Every word that comes out of her mouth is a lie...That includes and, and the...



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179,920 I was in an auditorium with an event going on. A muslim man came in carrying a very heavy bag. I left.

I am not prejudiced. I am not. No way.

But...

Possibly I am?



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179,919 People are living to their late 80s. My retirement money will run out when I'm 70.



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179,918 A news story said Trump is "undermining some of the most basic principles of our democracy, chief among them the peaceful transfer of power between presidents."

I interpret it in another way. Trump is undermining some of the most basic principles of our democracy, corruption.

I don't understand the ridiculous point of the Democrats. Trump is supposed to embrace the election results even if they are tainted?



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179,917 I was terrified while giving birth. I thought I was going to die. I'm not supposed to say it but once the baby came out, I wasn't so much interested in him as I was relieved to be alive. It took another day before I was interested in the baby.



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179,916 i lied and got someone into terrible trouble.



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179,915 I'm married to my wife. It's so so. There's a woman I work with. We've compared notes. Her marriage is also so so. We have a standing pack to sleep with each other. We haven't done it yet, but we've both expressed the sentiment that if our respective spouses cross the line one too many times, all either of us has to do is say the word and we'll fuck. I'm empowered by this. My wife launches into a tirade over dumb shit and I'm sitting there thinking I'm only one phone call away from cheating on her.



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179,914 When I was a senior in high school I went on a class trip to France over spring break. Ten students went. It quickly became clear that three of us signed up because we were academic nerds and wanted to learn about the history and culture. The other seven went because they wanted to party.

All ten of us would go to a museum with our chaperone. The three of us would look at the exhibits and discuss what we saw. The seven others would ditch out of the place and go off to drink booze.

On the final day, as we were getting ready to board the airplane back to the US. One of the seven came up to me. She had a bag with a 20 inch tall chocolate Eiffel Tower. She said it was a present for her mother. She also said she was carrying so many things that she wondered if I might be able to carry the Eiffel Tower for her on the journey home.

I said sure. Honestly, I felt kind of special. She could have asked anyone, but she asked me. She was a cool kid, I was not. Maybe this meant she viewed me as having potential. Maybe she thought I was worthy enough to be part of the cool gang. Maybe she even liked me in a boyfriend girlfriend sort of way. I was pleased.

After the plane landed and we went through customs, I saw her standing there with a few of her cool friends. I felt I earned the right to go up and speak with them. After all, she chose me...

I gave her the bag. She said thanks. And then another one of the cool kids said, "Yeah, thanks mule." He went on to  explained how they had hidden their pot inside the chocolate Eiffel Tower. They thought it funny that they tricked a nerd into carrying their drug stash through customs for them.

I've never gotten over how they used me. Here I thought they might be thinking of me as cool and instead I was a patsy for them.

To this day I hate them. I hate all people who think they're cool. Because you know what, they are selfish assholes who think nothing of possibly ruining someone else's life.

I could have been arrested, expelled, lost my slot in college, lost my scholarship. This is many years later and I'm still mad.



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179,913 I really don't like myself. Im not particularly self conscious, I just don't like who I am. I'm lazy,not ambitious, no real passion for anything. I'm insatiable and manic.I'm lonely while being surrounded by people. I'm a mediocre parent and wife although they make me happy I'm rarely feeling like I am because of my self hatred. One day I'm gonna be older and really hate the fact I wasted so much time being angry at everything. I wish I knew a way to fix this. The meds didn't work. I wish I knew what was wrong with me.



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179,912 The Electoral College system is in The Constitution. If you think that makes elections "rigged" then take it up with the Founding Fathers. That and petition for a Constitutional Amendment.

The real rigging of elections is happening because Republican State Legislatures are gerrymandering districts to water down minority votes.



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179,911 I fucked my best friend's wife while he was upstairs changing the diaper on their baby. She went to show me something in the basement and for some reason I just grabbed her tits. I thought she would slap me in the face but all said was "Hurry!" in a rough whisper and dropped her jeans and leaned over an old lounger. I came inside her in like a minute. Then we went back upstairs like nothing happened. It was one of the most surreal things that ever happened to me.



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179,910 The minute I heard my first love story, I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was.

Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.



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179,909 We missed our chance. Then we toyed with it. Spent ten years apart and then took it, finally. The Secret? We spent two decades in loveless marriages playing couples-friends just so we could have brief times of normal together. Dinners and Movies. Adventures and Laughter. Meeting twice a week for Just Us. With your death, I felt like part of me died right along with you. I regret nothing. We had the best of each other.



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179,908 905 - that's actually EXACTLY what "rigged" means.



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179,907 Life is short and we so often fuck up the short time we have.
Do that thing you want to do.
Tell that person who you love.
Quit that job you hate.
Go on a road trip.
If you're sorry, say it.

Because if you don't, it could be too late one day.
Life is too short for regret.

Today, begins that day for me.



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179,906 I finally switched to the Republican party in 2000 when Al Gore tried to have overseas military ballots thrown out.



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179,905 I can't help but laugh at all of the people who think the election is "rigged".

Yes, I'm laughing AT them.

What they all seem to forget is that the popular vote means zip, zilch, nothing, nada, niente.

The only vote that matters is that of the electoral college.

Your entire state could vote one way (100% democrat) and still that state's electoral college could give its votes to another candidate, may they be Republican, Independent, Green Party, what have-you.

So until the electoral college is dissolved, your vote, my vote, every one's vote is just an illusion. Chill out peeps, it's literally out of your hands.



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179,904 #586

I don't know what kind of women you work with but I can assure you that none of the women I know or hang out with would ever speak like this. Gross.

F/45



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179,903 #738

I was born in a foreign country, now an American citizen. When I was in school in my country of birth, there was great emphasis placed on developing critical thinking skills. At age 15 (highschool), studying philosophy is mandatory and debate, although an elective, is widely sought-after.

I had the opportunity to attend college for 2 years in the South as part of an exchange program (well before I emigrated) and after a couple of weeks of taking classes, I was taken aside by one of my professors and asked to refrain from participating. According to him, other students had complained about me, because I was too *active* and *involved* in class(es) - basically, I knew too much. I told my professor that I might as well just audit his (poli-sci) class then because i couldn't see myself not participating.

People simply do not know HOW to think, HOW to analyze and rationalize and follow a point from its origination to its conclusion. Curiosity is dead and investigative skills are nil. That's the problem with what is going on during this election. Nothing less, nothing more.



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179,902 I'm just 47.  Young to those who are 91, but old to to those 21.

Crack.  Gotta do it once more.

Am happy I paid attention to the process.



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179,901 To think that I was being loved but it was only to their best interests and what they could get from me.  Disgusts me to the greatest depths of the unknown.  To give him my love and my passions and to think I was part of building a future with someone to only know it wasn't true.  It know they had a hidden agenda that would only bring them what they needed and hurt me in the end, it disgusts me.  To know that he played upon my vulnerabilities for his own wills, disgusts me.  I could not believe how stupid I was when I think about it now.  A big F You goes out to you, you disgustig piece of crap who I allowed to use me as a stepping stone for their own one ups in life to make him feel better about their self.  In the end, it will come crashing down, but what is said, is what i allowed you to do, changed me for the rest of my life and that means that I will no longer allow myself to trust others.  You son of a b I hope karma kicks you as far as you tried to destroyed me, but that is the best thing about all of this... I became stronger and more harden because of what I allowed you to do and because you embraced the vulnerability to what you think was your advantage. I hope you rot in hell.  FOREVER....



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179,900 There was a cyber attack today. It disrupted the internet. I think it's a test by people wanting to disrupt election day.



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