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180,399 When I was a senior in high school a boy asked me to the homecoming dance. A few minutes before he was to pick me up, my mother pulled me into her bedroom. She reached into the draw in my dad's bedside table and handed me a condom, saying, "You might need this."

No no no no no no no!
Eik. Ew. Yuck. Gross.

For one thing, my mom shouldn't be handing me a condom. Under no scenarios in life should a mom ever be handing a condom to her daughter!

For another thing, the condom was purchased to go on my dad's penis. There is no way on earth that condom should then end up inside of me!!!!!!!

OMG, the whole thing was so wrong. So wrong ! SOOOO WRONG!!!!!

I turned bright red. I didn't accept the condom. I left the room and waited outside for the boy to pick me up.

I continue to cringe when I think of this story.



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180,398 389: yes it matters that you're with someone who has common sense. Try to buy a house or a car or raise children with someone who doesn't have common sense and doesn't care inquire about basic things in life.  You'll start hating them. It'll get old really quick. Especially if you yourself are kind of smart....



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180,397 I don't understand how men go to hookers. Aren't you afraid of catching a disease?



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180,396 There are more Trump lawn signs in my town than Clinton signs........ which just proves that Trump supporters have been stealing the Clinton signs.



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180,395 The best looking boy in my daughter's high school is autistic. It breaks my heart.



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180,394 Pez contains GMOs. I'm sad.



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180,393 I'm no longer comfortable going to a movie theater. We live in a crazy world filled with whackadoodles.



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180,392 i have been using backpage escorts for about a year.  I LOVE it.  You get to shop for the one you want. just scroll till something catches your eye. girls you could never get to speak to you. you get to pay them and fuck them. PERFECT. so much cheaper than having a relationship.  I doubt I will ever bother with a GF again. 2-3 times a month I peruse the listings and make a choice. no drama. no lies. no wasted effort. Im in decent shape, not ugly, great job, big cock. im a "catch", but these stupid bitches have ruined it for the rest of you ladies. straight escorts and/or Happy Ending Asian Massage for me for the foreseeable future.

M/43



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180,391 #383.  Yep, pretty much the worst.

Take all the time you need.  But when the time is right, there will be another pup that will need your heart, and give it's own.



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180,390 Went to a concert last night. Saw three people who I had slept with on different occasions. Didn't end up going inside. Made out with my friend's ex boyfriend in his car.
WHAT THE FUCK. I just broke every girl code ever. I'm also getting very tired of this hoe life...



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180,389 My boyfriend is the sweetest guy, cares about me, and is funny. The only thing is that he is uncultured as fuck and he's not very intelligent.

He loves sports so he can recite who's the quarterback of whichever team, but he doesn't know simple (international) geography, or really just worldly things. I do understand there exists different types of intelligence, but it doesn't make sense to me why one would memorize all 200 sports teams in a country and who is on them unless that's your job or something similar.

He has once asked me if India is in Asia. He does things the super-super long way even if there is a shorter and more efficient way to do it. If there is something he does not know, he shrugs and doesn't learn more about it (I would do a quick google search and scan for 10 seconds what I'm curious about.) He purchases the first thing on the shelf even if its 20% more expensive than the other brands.  It  doesn't seem he has common sense and this translates to me that he is just not the brightest crayon in the box.

Again he's a lovely and caring guy but it's tiring that he can't really think for himself or he doesn't want to learn more about things around him. Like he would read that A equals B and not question it, just accept it for fact.  I could see this being a problem in the future - lack of inquisitiveness or pursuit of knowledge - but in the grand scheme of things, does it matter when the person loves and cares for you? Thoughts?



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180,388 Wow, it's true!

There really is nothing more fragile than a white man's ego.

I really wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt and say, "Well, they can't all be like that."  And they aren't, all two of you.

If you're a white man and you're offended by this comment, then you have proven my point and you might want to do some introspection.

If you're a white man and you aren't offended, then well done, you're somehow contributing to the overall progression of humanity.



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180,387 This is fantastic!  The Clinton campaign says if there is a bombshell released by WikiLeaks this weekend or before the election, that it will "probably be fake."  God, I have never laughed so hard in my life.

The entire time WikiLeaks has been releasing her campaigns emails, not once did they say they were faked.  Not once.  They said it came from the Russians, but they did not question the validity.  

You know what this means?  The next batch will be explosive.  What's more, they will be true.  This is the campaigns way to try and convince the sheep that Hillary is not evil.



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180,386 When my wife has the sniffles, her medicine of choice is the phone. She calls everyone to tell them she isn't feeling her best. Her mother, her sisters, her friends get hourly updates on her very un-serious condition. She discusses which doctor she should go to. She describes how often she blows her nose and how many tissues she uses through the day. When she's not on the phone, it's to bark orders at me about getting her more tea and pillows.

When I broke my finger last year, I lived with it for week without telling anyone, not even my wife. I then yanked it back into place. My wife never asked why I had a pencil taped to my finger.

We are different people.



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180,385 I think the reason I got involved with you is so I could love you without having to be with you. That way when it ends I can rationalize that it wasn't really a relationship and that I couldn't really love you.



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180,384 #383 - you have my every sympathy. Please find another lost dog to love. You'll never regret it.



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180,383 I don't think there is anything harder than losing my dog. I will never forget the day we rescued him from the shelter. He was a lab pit mix, super quiet and didn't bark once. They said he wasn't used to it and that when they found him they thought he was dead. He was in some beat up trashed home and they had just left him there to die. They only found out he was alive when they started putting him in a trash bag and he started shaking. My uncle adopted him a few days later, and named him Bo after Rambo (he was in the navy at the time and thought those were the best movies ever.) Haha I'll never forget all the awesome memories I had with him. I could be in the worst mood and he'd cheer me up. I'd be sick all night and he'd be right by my side - trying to nudge his head under my hand so I'd let him. Or when my Uncle would open the door to my room in the morning and say "GET HIM!" And I'd wake up to him licking me all over my face. I don't care how early it was I'd always wake up with a smile. I remember crying and hugging my dog and him always being there for me. One time my mom yelled at me for eating all the pastries before the guests came and asked me how I managed to eat them all within an hour? I told her I hadn't eaten them! When we looked under the table he was licking his chops and we couldn't help to laugh. He ate three pounds of pastries in one go while we were busy in the kitchen haha!! He used to bark at the door until we walked in - he'd be so excited sometimes that he'd knock plants over on the windowsill.
Now the house just feels... empty. Walking up those stairs for the first time and not seeing him in the window or hearing him bark? I was in tears the moment I opened the door. A dog truly is a man's best friend and I don't think all the money in the world can replace a spirit like that. I love you puppy. I think about you every day.

John Grogan, from Marley and Me, said it best: "A dog has no use for fancy cars, big homes, or designer clothes. A water log stick will do just fine. A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, clever or dull, smart or dumb. Give him your heart and he'll give you his. How many people can you say that about? How many people can make you feel rare and pure and special? How many people can make you feel extraordinary?"



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180,382 I am no scientist. I am but an amateur that loves to learn about science. From what I have seen of this universe, I strongly believe that it is simply too complex to have come about by chance. I look at how little we know despite the best minds dedicating their entire lives to it. A species of creatures intelligent enough to observe and comment on the universe doesn't appear with no cause. Nothing that we use in life appears from out of nowhere-- from our food to our gadgets. I feel the universe was designed.  
In my opinion, people who are aggressively atheist are taking just as much of a leap of faith as the people who go to church, synagogues, temples and mosques. I was not raised in an aggressively religious house but became very religious myself when I was 13-15. It's really easy to have faith when everything in your life seems to be going well. I had no questions.

But now, my kid sister is fighting brain cancer. She's a good kid--does everything in her power to please my parents, be kind to people, get good grades in school-- she checks all of her boxes. She's lived with cancer 15 months. The doctors gave her 9 months. With this particular disease, some kids die within a week of diagnosis.

As I stand witness to this battle, I'm left with existential questions I never had before-- about the nature of life itself, of goodness, of reason, of morality. Is God up there? If He is, does He care? I never used to have doubts. But I have doubts now. With every day I watch my sister tremble with exhaustion or wince in pain, my heart stirs with compassion and then anger.

The congregation I'm a part of is very loving. They've done so much to support my family over the years and ever more so since our darling girl got sick. But their love has not extinguished my spiritual unrest.

Other people of different faiths have no trouble getting on their knees and praying to whatever God they believe in.

I have been taught how to pray by what I believe is the closest we can get to true religion but my tongue has gone silent. I have no words to offer up and only bitter emotions in my heart.

I feel unmoored and despairing.


f/25/usa



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180,380 I watch a lot of nasty porn. I'm a sexual deviant.



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180,379 I'm sorry but I'm offended by the idea that immigrants get to come here. I worked for 30 years. My tax money built the roads, the schools and the army. My father did the same thing, with his tax dollars making this country great and safe. But just like that, I have to accept immigrants? They just get to come here and lounge by the poolside without contributing a dime? No. I don't like the idea. Come to think of it, I'm not a bit sorry I don't like the idea.



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180,378 People who have been around awhile know that our politics and media were poisoned by people like Newt Gingrich and Lee Atwater. They poisoned the well for generations.

Then along comes Breitbart "News" whose sole purpose is to sensationalize and redirect people away from reality. The unfortunate thing is the people consuming this info have motives that guide their reasoning, aka, motivated reasoning.

No wonder the trust levels are so low when the bullshit is so thick.



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180,377 I wanted the Cubs to lose because Obama is from Chicago.



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180,376 My wife cheated. I read her emails. She knows I know. We discussed it briefly. I didn't yell. I didn't show any emotion. I told her. She said I drove her to it. Oh okay, it's my fault she cheated. I left the room. End of discussion. A few months have gone by. We still live together. We hardly talk other than passing along a message about someone called. I need to end this. I'm wallowing in the muck here feeling sorry for myself. I need to gather up my strength and my things and walk out the door for good.



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180,375 i could use a cock in my pussy right about now.



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180,374 The New Yorker has posted a fake story that Trump is campaigning with Putin for final days before the election.

I don't that is a responsible way for a news source to behave. I don't think it's journalism (I think it's the opposite). I don't think it's funny or clever.

I do think it's immature and biased.

Look at what's happening. We've gotten to the point where news stories are just outright made up.

Sure I'll be disappointed if my candidate doesn't win. But I'll take it in stride and move on. However, I don't think I can ever look favorably on the US media again.



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180,373 My boyfriend tells me I change around my parents. I waited a long time before introducing the 2. My boyfriend knows me the best. He knows my heart and spirit. In front of my parents I am quiet, annoyed, short and impatient. I love them but I can't be around them too long without losing my shit. I feel less guilty knowing others feel the same. Love and happiness



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180,372 I turn into a raving bitch around my parents. It looks horrible on me I feel because people can feel my negativity seething from my pores. I'm so nice to other people however. It's so weird



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180,371 I get a text from friends about once every 10 minutes. I kind of cause it to happen. I text people once every 10 minutes or so. They write back. I have to admit, getting a text, hearing my phone buzz, makes me feel sooooo good. I feel loved. I feel appreciated. My friends must like me if they take the time to text me back. I don't view the phone as some great communication device. Because basically, we don't communicate anything. The content of the text are silly and boring and of no consequence. So rather than being a great way to communicate, for $75 per month the phone is a device to make me feel good about myself. It's well worth the price.



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180,370 I don't want to be really old. It must be a horrible existence. You'd be sitting around waiting for your death. Every tome there was a pain in your chest, you'd be panicked that this was the end. Ug, no thanks. Once I hit 70, it would be a blessing to be hit by a bus and die instantly without ever having a chance to think about it.



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180,369 I spent two hours just getting high and masturbating, yesterday. I want another day just like it.



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180,368 She thinks it's a secret that she hates me, but I get it. I understand it. I accept it. I deserve it. I should have been a better person around her and I know it.



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180,367 There is a plot ploy I see in movies sometimes. Bad guys rob a bank and hold hostages. Then they create a sudden panic and all the hostages go running out of the bank. The bag guys are mingled in with them, looking like victims themselves. And they just walk away. Never to be caught.

I look at our politicians. So many crimes and lies. I'm shocked as to how prevalent it has become. But now I'm noticing something new. Fake documents about bad things that never happened. The media is flooded with official looking evidence, but it's forged evidence. It's pushed out to the public - sometimes by the politicians -  and now we don't now what's real or fake anymore. In the end, the politicians have created enough doubt that they simply get to walk away, just like the bank robbers.

It's a great plan and it's working.



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180,366 Forgot my birthday (again) ?  I'm gonna ghost your ass.



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180,365 I have no money. I have no income. I live hand to mouth. I don't know where or how the next month's bills will get paid. I'm not homeless (yet).
My secret.....I'm happy. Not sad. Simply put.



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180,364 A local candidate said in his bio that he has been a life long resident of our town. I was surprised at this. It's a big town, but I have never heard of him before this election.

I did a little digging and found a voter registration list showing he has been living somewhere else all these years.

In other words, he lied.

I posted the information on his facebook page, really as a question, asking if he could clarify his suggestion that he is a lifelong resident. It was quickly deleted.

This is America today. Candidates lie. And when caught, they delete the evidence.

I'm so disappointed in who we've become.



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180,363 An ABC news producer is in hot water for allegedly faking some news coverage. A segment was filmed in front of yellow police tape that the news service put up itself to make the scene more interesting.

What do we expect? The news agencies have been printing overblown and fake stories about the presidential candidates for months. They became addicted to their own drug. Now the idea of sensationalizing the news has gone past just stories on Trump and Clinton. It is bleeding into all stories.

The media can no longer be trusted. People should get their news from elsewhere.

After this election, I'm no longer going to tune into CNN, MSNBC, ABC, the New York Times or the Yahoo home page. I think they are the worst offenders.



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180,362 2-18-16

I'm your host.

My name is the Sacred Janitor at the Edge of Time, and I'm proud to announce that this is a perfect moment.

It's a perfect moment for many reasons, but especially because you are on the verge of finally figuring out exactly what it is you really want more than anything else . . . .


Thanks, Uncle Rob- It took me a while to get here, but I am glad for the invitation and the hard work along the way. I would not have chosen it, but since fate gave me no choice in the matter, I was able to not only survive, but to thrive.

And I thought I was happy where I was...........



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180,361 Tomorrow I'm going to wear a short black dress and my "fuck me" boots to a party. Somebody is going to get very lucky.



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180,360 Last month I got the second of two large raises this year - a very rare event where I work - and trying to mitigate Uncle Sam's bite into my butt, I sheltered another 1% into my 401 starting this month.

But -- I'm resolved that I'll die young, like my dad did in 2014...

I had a very early D&C in 1991 and made sure to never go through THAT again, so I'm alone in the world.  I joke at my niece and nephew that they'll take care of me when I'm old - not gonna happen.

And I have a challenging parent also.  She hates me, absolutely seethes at me, because I'm fat.   Guess why I'm fat?  Because my whole entire life, 70's style chubby, I was always less than.  She's had maybe 30, 40 extra pounds on her but never anything near what I rock.  Put the adult vodka proficiency on top of it and yeah, late 60's is about good.

And I'm fine with it.  I've lived a great life.  Have already done my bucket list x170.

“My family” is worried about me, but we're actually strangers, obligatorily together for holidays.

Do I bother to save the sexy/single/salary with the “just in case”…?

I'm 90% no - live and burn?

I mean I really have no desire to claw and scratch and wonder.  Better to live fast, killer fast, and at 9PM each night go, “If I died now, I'd have lived.”



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180,359 Another day, another Clinton scandal revealed. This time it came out she took money from Qatar, but failed to inform the State Department as required by law.

Can an official please stand up and call this what it is -- she took bribes and ended up filthy rich.



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180,358 I really hate inmature people, who ever is giving my cell phone number away to strangers to harassme can go and &@"""" themselves . Keep praying I don't find your name and address because when I do , I will file a complain and sue you for harassment .



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180,357 Being afraid of Trump is the liberal version of being afraid of terrorists. It's not a real risk in your life, it's just one of those things you can attach all your fears to. Don't be a pussy. Rise above.



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180,356 I have made my decisions on who I'm going to vote for in this coming election.

But if I really, really, really had it my way?

All of the Supreme Court, the entire Congress, all five candidates...

Gathered together in one spot.

Nuked.

Sweet peaceful silence.

There's a way where we can all come together, both liberals and conservatives.



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180,355 You want me to fight in a senseless war in Viet Nam? No way.

You want me to fight in the Iraqi War so rich oil barons can get richer? Go fuck yourself.

You want me to fight in a civil war so we will no longer be led by corrupt people? Yes, I could do that. That's how important fairness is to me.



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180,354 Yes. Often I've wanted to explode in rage when dealing with both my parents, especially my miserable mother. My mother is extremely  judge mental.  She has called me at 2AM to tell me what a horrible person I am. She's real quick to call me out on my faults but of course never  acknowledges her own.  My father had multiple affairs on my mother. One of the affairs produced a child.  My mother divorced him and this has left her extremely bitter. The divorce was almost 15 years ago you think she'll get over it by now but she has not.

So my brother and I have a half-sister. Recently I discovered my father's will. I discovered that my father is leaving my brother 70  percent of the life insurance money while my half sister is getting 20 percent and I am only getting 10 percent. I have three children I could never fanthom not dividing my estate three equal ways.

My parents don't like me and neither does my brother because they say I'm confrontational.  They would people prefer to avoid and walk around  the elephant in the living room and pretend everything is OK. I guess they would consider me confrontational because I don't pretend. I tackle issues head on and look for a solution.



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180,353 Blue Dress...



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180,352 My daughter thought the cookie monster wwas the lead singer for.... Metallica



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180,351 does anyone ever want to explode with rage when dealing with parents? they were always cold to me and raised me in a household of stress and anxiety


the asian tiger parents concept is real. parents, be aware that while you want to push your child to be successful, don't push them so hard that you completely shut down their sense of well-being and emotion. i looked at my parents as a pillar of safety and support, but instead, i was faced with comparison to classmates, not letting me be a child, and constant criticism. thanks ma and pa




f/26



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180,350 I love you with all my heart HPB, and I hope that all the plans we made tonight, the future we discussed, will come to pass. Even if only a tiny part comes true, it will make me so incredibly happy ^^



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180,349 Melania actually seems very good natured and no question beautiful in an alien hybrid sort of way.  I wonder what she looks like without all that makeup on.  
Can't wait until she writes a tell all book some day.  I just cannot see her and the don growing old together.  Much of the goings on with other women in the news took place while he was married to her so they must have some sort of "understanding".
Hearing her speech the other day made me sad for her.  She seems like a robot.  Comparing her speeches to Michelle O'bama is like comparing Paris Hilton to Meryl Streep.
If she wants to go after bullies then I suggest she starts at home.  
So weird.



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180,348 I never, EVER thought I'd be the person people could borrow money from, and yet after doing my budget for the first time in a while, a few of my friends owe me money. I'm not worried about it though, because God always makes it so that even if i lend to others or forget about bills, i always have enough to survive, plus a little extra. Amen to that!



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180,347 I can't even put into words how much I despise Trump. He is simply a horrible, disgusting person.

Literally making me sick.



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180,346 Like every weekend, I am watching a Paul Newman movie. No one in real life will ever measure up to him, as far as I am concerned.



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180,345 338- I have never loved a man; I have lusted after many, but never loved any.

F/45



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180,344 A man from the country comes into town playing a little horn. Nobody listen.

He asks, "Why is nobody listening to me?"

A wise man say to him, "You need a bigger horn" So he gets a bigger horn.

Now he goes up and down the street playing his bigger horn so everybody can hear.

Yes, everybody can hear him. Nobody likes what he is playing, but they try their best just to ignore it.



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180,343 My girlfriend works harder to make me happy then my wife.



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180,342 I don't tell my wife how much I win when I gamble anymore.

- Up $1000 in Las Vegas as we speak



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180,341 I know otherwise intelligent black people who are convinced that Trump is the racist Antichrist.

Okay, but Jesse Jackson once praised Trump for how inclusive he was in his hiring practices.

It's terrible how their minds have been poisoned by the Democratic Party, all for the sake of politics.



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180,340 I've lusted and loved.  It's better when you love and lust equally with your person.

I miss the intensity of our lovemaking.



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180,339 About 20 years ago I read a news item about a 107 year old waiter in San Fransisco. He said his secret to such a long life was eating a spoonful of worcestershire sauce everyday.

After reading the story, I didn't follow suit and also start in with worcestershire sauce everyday. That would be silly. I'm much more rational than that. But I have to admit, the few times a year I'm at a restaurant and there is a bottle of the worcestershire sauce on the table, I quite liberally put some on my dinner. :)



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180,338 I have never loved anyone. I've lusted after women. But never loved them.



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180,337 Family secret, my father died of AIDS. He divorced my mother when he was in his late forties.  After the divorce he "branched out". He became HIV+ and was dead at 57. I know this. One of my brothers knows this. None of our other siblings know, nor does our mother.



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180,336 I'm so pleased to see the Christie aides were found guilty in a court of law - these are the officials who intentionally tied up traffic as a vendetta. They will now go to prison.

Let this be a message to any and all corrupt politicians. Those happy days where you screwed over the public, they are over. You were destroying our nation. The last 25 years has been a terrible chapter in American history. We are ready to put it behind us and to put all you corrupt people in jail.



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180,335 Everything outside yourself is completely out of your control so it does no good to fear.  In fact, if you think about the negative more than the positive then it sends like a beacon signal to any sort of random dark energy in your vicinity to sufficiently fuck up your day.

Fear is a great tool for control.  (a good example is the circus elephant)

If you do not want to be controlled, then as a powerful human being with a magic genie inside your brain don't conjure up any thoughts which give you anxiety.

Does this all sound crazy to you?  Well, just try for one entire day to think positive.  Even if there is a shit storm going on around you, search for the silver lining.

If anything, suffering will make you more empathetic and empathy can be a very powerful signal to the unseen divine energies which, believe it or not, are still obtainable for those who need a break.

Good Karma brings miracles so the less you harm, the brighter you will shine.

Train yourself to be an observer where you can stay neutral no matter what your eyes and ears bring into the moment.

Everything in this world is designed to feed on your energy.   It's like your body, feed it shit, feel like shit.  Feed it healthy…feel like a million bucks.

Your mind is no different.  



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180,333 I'm very affraid that Trump will win this election.  If he does, he will appoint one of his flunkies to the Supreme Court and have Congress too.  Once he has all the reigns of power, this meglaomaniac who has said he wants to be more like Putin and Kim Jun Uhn will most likely destroy the free press, and the legal system that he feels is "rigged" against him and then there will be no turning back.  He will find a way to stay in power long after his term, or even cancel elections outright as they are just part of the "rigged" political system.  All of his supporters are gun nuts, so he will call out the "militia" (and the white supremacists that support him) to do his will bidding and close down the electoral process. Then it will be a small thing to just ignore the constitution like some of the Republicans in Congress have been doing already and just take everything. He has already threatened to jail his political opponents.  Very easy for this huckster showman to label a reporter or an opposition congressman a "traitor" or an "enemy combatant" and ship them to Guantanamo.  I am really affraid we are seeing the rise of the American version of Nazi Germany in our time.  Those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.



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180,332 Pee-Wee Herman's famous song "Connect the Dots" was actually a highly underrated evaluation of human intelligence to help determine if people are capable of making conceptual connections.

Secret: Most People Are Not Good at Connecting Dots and can be convinced of correlations that do not exist very easily.



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180,331 180322 - I often wondered why it was the government's fault when white people don't have a job, but when black people don't have a job it is their own fault.

By the way, I'll cancel out your brother's vote for you. :-)



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180,330 The media bias is so odd sometimes that it makes me laugh.  

Headline today:

"October Jobs Report Good News For Clinton"

Why would a jobs report be good news for her? She's not president. She didn't make it happen. She had nothing to do with any jobs increase. But the media wants to give her credit for it? (The increase is even smaller than expected, but they still want to give her credit.)

Seems like they are just desperately trying to associate her name with something good, instead of the endless headlines of her corruption.

It's become the joke around my office today.

"My boss enjoyed his egg sandwich this morning... thank you Hillary Clinton!"

"The copy machine isn't jammed... thank you Hillary Clinton."

"It's Friday... thank you Hillary Clinton for your tireless effort in making Friday come after Thursday. It is a brilliant design!"

LOL.



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180,329 Let me get back, baby where I come from. It's been a long time. Carry me back, carry me back.

This never sounded so good LZ. Thank you!

Secret: Robert Plant is the mother fucking man!



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180,328 People like to live among their own.In Brooklyn you had the Polish area, the Irish Area,the  Jewish area the Italian area etc. What is wrong with that? The melting pot has been forced down our throats.Now you are called a racist when you prefer your own.



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180,327 Quite honestly, if anyone thinks trump is beget than Hillary or vice versa, they simply aren't paying  attention.  The deck is stacked - and you cannot win.



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180,326 Remember, remember the 5th of November...

Fasten your seatbelts, everyone



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180,325 My current secret:  I will be sooo glad when this election has passed.

However, I fear that since we're daily told that the race is so close (we'll see...), that the USA will remain completely divided, despite the outcome.  Neither side will accept the other's candidate as President.  So, in that sense, the election won't ever end.  But I hope that cavecanum can become less political, at least.



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180,324 Well, "fucking beg" somewhere else, because the answer is NO!!!



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180,323 my brother who never graduated HS, lives off government hand outs and who lives with his three kids in my parents house just emailed the whole family to vote for trump.....thankfully he lives in MA where his vote/opinion doesn't really matter.
He blames illegal immigrants for his failure to get a job, which is probably correct as they will work harder than he will for less money.....which in the end of the day is what every business looks for, the hardest worker for the least amount of pay.....



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180,322 I've been trying to find out how much money Donald Trump got from his father to start his business.  Funny thing, I can't seem to get a straight answer. The Washington Post seemed to have the best answer - about $14 million total.  $1 million from his dad, $5 million from an inheritance after his dad died, and about $8 million after his mom died.

$14 million to $12 billion.  That's pretty good.  Or maybe he's only worth $4 billion.  Still pretty fucking good.



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180,321 My wife's family are all about "diversity."  It's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard.  A town is great if there's diversity.  A college is great if there's diversity.

Despite their education and liberalism, they don't understand that people aren't necessarily better to be around simply because they're brown or black or yellow.  There's plenty of assholes among non-whites, too.

They also don't understand that there's a LOT of racists among minorities.  I've met many non-whites who simply hate white people because of the color of their skin.

Go figure, they live in a mostly all-white rural area.  I live in a "diverse" area near the city.  This is why they don't understand these things.



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180,320 I know an educated man who is leaving our town because he wants to move to a more racially diverse town. I don't understand that. I think he's fooling himself. What's he going to do, move into the hood and hang out on the street corner drinking Colt 45 with his new homies? Nonsense. I think he will move back here soon enough.



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180,319 Oh I wish that was your post and in sevens and ones... but I know it isn't, cause there's no code. you don't know what I'd give, but I'm getting older and faith is starting to run out. I don't know what will happen in May, but I'm prepared now, I suppose, whatever happens.



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180,318 Kill all rapists



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180,317 I find gay guys incredibly hot. (I'm a straight girl.) They just really take care of themselves... go to the gym, fix their hair, get their clothes right. It all makes sense.  They have emotional intelligence and actually listen to you.  They have struggled being accepted, so they are resilient. This is very generalized speech, I realize.

Then we have straight men, who for the most part wear t-shirts, ratty boxers and flip flops - unless you're in a very metropolitan area.

Or... if you do get the straight guys who take care of themselves, they are into you in person and then don't text you for months/weeks, and text you saying "Remember me?" Just because I didn't put out or act interested sexually you can float in and out of contact (oh yeah, cuz probably your side bitches are more willing.).  That's what's up with modern-day relationships with 20-somethings.  Thanks "Ali" ! If that's your real name!



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180,316 There are currently 5 (five) presidential candidates in the running.  Trump, Clinton, Stein, Johnson and McMullin.

Just sayin'. And before you get all shitty about it, YES the others' chances will be slim.   However, I am encouraging independent research and letting people know that there are other candidates.

My secret: I want to participate in a gangbang. Also, I just watched a porn where a girl wrapped her thong/string panties around a guy's dick, started riding him and it was ultra-hot. I also cannot wait to be married and finally have intercourse without a condom on (I react badly to birth control) so my boyfriend can finally cum in there... Yay!!!!!!!!



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180,315 I'm a smoking hot 24 year old woman and if I ever met Brendan Coyle I would probably let him fuck me raw in a bathroom and fill my pussy.



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180,314 I've been thinking about you lately, Brian. I don't think you ever think about me at all. I miss you.



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180,313

How can we go from a President that is absolutely a decent, honorable, honest, moral, admirable human being to having the possibility of the shit show of Hillary Clinton?



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180,312 296: Which president are you talking about...Theodore Roosevelt?



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180,311 deleted and banned for being insulting towards other posters



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180,310 I wish I had someone to cut my nails.



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180,309 You guys crack me up! Trump is a secret agent communicating with the Kremlin. He has a secret server dedicated to this purpose! Oooo, it sounds so real when you say he has a secret server!

Ha ha ha ha. That's a good one!

I heard he also has a phone in his shoe!



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180,308 I want to believe you still, but I must stop now. It's killing me.  I need to heal completely.   Please stop telling me that you love me.



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180,307 Ah, and "had a wife and couldn't keep her".



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180,306 I'm just a married panty sniffing butthole licking pervert who tries to talk to girls on tumblr and craigslist.  I just want dirty talk and dirty pics...

...but everyone ignores me.



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180,305 I can't understand how Republicans ignore that Trump is a puppet of the Kremlin. Yesterday it was reported Trump has a secret server with a dedicated encrypted link to Moscow. Wonder what THAT'S all about. But racists and bigots hate Black people more than they hate Putin so they will vote for Trump.



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180,304 In 1975 the Dow Jones Industrial Average was about 800. Today it is about 18,000. That is a 22 fold increase.

Therefore, if you had invested $1,000,000 in the Dow back in 1975, it would be worth $22 million today.

Please don't lie to people and try to tell them it would be worth $40 billion.

Democrats!



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180,303 300 a suggestion.  If long posts were divided into paragraphs it would be much easier to read them.



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180,302 Not the OP here.  The point is that $1Million invested in a marked fund in the mid 70's - simply tracking the market with no knowledge or skill - would have been far in excess of Trump's alleged net worth now.  He has underperformed the market by his own admission.



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180,301 LOL. Trump borrowed $1 million from his father and by your calculations, anyone with middle of the road business acumen should have turned that into $40 billion by now? So Trump, with a net worth of $12 billion, is bad at business?

You might want to rethink your math.

A guy worth $12 billion is a bad at business...  as Democrat fabrications go, that is a doozey!



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180,300 Yes, let's elect a man who has no idea how to make a profit in business. If the same amount of money he started with had been put in a middle of the road investment, he would have 40 billion. He has 12 billion. Sure Putin likes him. He sees someone he can steam roller.



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