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180,499 I never knew how tasty liberals' tears are until tonight.



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180,498 If Trump wins my family won't worry about our taxes going up (if he keeps his word) If Hillary wins i don't have to deal with a big mouth, ignorant, child like , short temper and embarrassment of Trump. Either way won't make that much different on my life .



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180,497 America should break up into two groups (at least) one group being the smart progressives and the stupid fucks, who are followers and can't think of the greater good

i did not vote for hrc or trump btw ;)



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180,496 the website DemocraticUnderground was hacked today by obviously a Trump supporter.  Still not up and running.

Remember the saying whomever smelt it dealt it?  I can't help but think that it is Trump who is linked to some group who is actually rigging it in his favor.  Why else would he continually talk about it?  

Sort of like the person who hits your car parked on the street and then knocks on your door and says "hey, did you know someone hit your car?"  Last person you would suspect would be the person who was nice enough to tell you about it right?

But then again, what do I know.  Or care.  I thought it was interesting that one of the largest Dem forums is offline after being hacked on election day.



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180,495 America should be terrified of the electoral map. There is a solid red band down the middle of the country. And blue only on the coasts. We are a nation divided. If there were red and blue states co-mingled, fine, it means there is no clear trend.

But it's very clear from looking at the map that we are of two different mindsets in two different regions.

America should be disbanded. It's a failed experiment. There are lazy money grubbing slime buckets who want to watch TV all day while the rest of us work and pay there welfare subsidies. To hell with that.  The country should be officially broken into two parts.

I'm in the blue part. I'd be happy to move.



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180,494 "With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations." - Abraham Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address

I am a member of the leadership of my state's political party.  I've pushed hard for my state and national candidates for months now.

If I can move on from this election with the same attitude as Lincoln, I pray that we all can.  Whatever the result.  With malice towards none...



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180,493 471; I hope you don't expect forgiveness



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180,492 If Hillary Clinton wins, I'm done. I will retire. The rest of you can sort out the mess she will create.



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180,491 489, are you threatening people?



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180,490 I do not support Donald Trump.  I supported Bernie Sanders until Hillary won the nomination.  I voted for Hillary today.  I do not think Trump supporters are idiots or other foul terms they are called.  I understand your point of view - although i disagree i understand your views.  If Trump wins in a few hours he will be my President and I will endorse him as such.  I will not vote for him should he run for re-election but as the process goes he will be the President and i will accept it and endorse him as such.  I only wish for a peaceful transition of power and for the process to continually repeat itself as designed.

38/M/CA



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180,489 Racist people of America stay in your houses and hide because Hillary is taking the office tonight !!! Ayayaya

*hops over



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180,488 There's a woman in my office. She has been caught "borrowing" money from petty cash. She also took someone's lunch and she comes in late. She still works here. I think she must swallow.



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180,487 The way to use the Safari browser is to start the program, and then surf the internet.

The way to use the FireFox browser is to start the program, and surf the internet....... for five minutes. Then you have to go into the Task Manager and kill the program because it's completely hung.  You then start this process over again every five minutes.

Great job FireFox!



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180,486 Donald Trump looks like he has that "old man mothball" smell. I bet he can't even get it up.



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180,485 If Clinton wins, the people have spoken. They want a corrupt leader. Why? Because America is corrupt. From Washington DC all the way down to the waitress at the coffee shop who doesn't pay taxes on her tips. The majority of this country is on the take. It has been this way for a while. This election brought it to the forefront. Now we made it official. We are corrupt. We will continue to be corrupt.

I think Clinton supporters failed to realize 2 things though:

1- You have destroyed America.

2- Those corrupt people you empower, they don't discriminate. They will steal from you and me both.

Good luck living with the choice you made.



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180,484 I didn't vote. Fuck it.



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180,483 So I went out to vote today.  As I was driving, we were stopped at a red light.  There were some campaign signs on the side of the road from both parties.  A door opened on one of the cars and out jumps a 12, maybe 13-year-old boy wearing political clothing.  He goes up to the signs of his opposing party and starts pulling them out of the ground.  Mind, this is private property.  Then he climbs back into the car just in time for the light to turn green and they drive off.

Guys.  This is bad parenting.  It doesn't matter what side you're on.  Don't teach your children to be this disrespectful.  Don't set this kind of precedent.  It's shameful.



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180,482 Real estate brokers are the most overpaid people in the world. They show a house to 10 people. What does that take, 10 hours tops? One person buys the house and the broker gets paid $30,000. The broker is getting paid $3,000 per hour. It's a crazy amount of money. Brokerage commissions should be much lower.



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180,481 Some parents in my school district will not be satisfied until all honors classes are erased from the curriculum. These parents are upset their children aren't in the honors classes, so they don't want any smart kids in those classes either.

Unbelievable to me that parents could be so petty. Why don't they focus on making their children smarter, instead of dragging down the smart students.



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180,480 I'm not sure why, but I trimmed my pubic hair and shaved my bikini line before voting. It seemed important.



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180,479 I know a guy who lied to get an absentee ballot. He said he'd be out of town. He's not. He is here. He got an absentee ballot because he thought it would make him look special. "Hey everybody, I already voted because I'm going to be away." Subtext, "Envy me."

How stupid.



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180,478 Sometimes i wish i had a dick so i could fuck girls. Plenty of my friends have told me they'd fuck me if I were a guy for a day, and I'd only need that to be true for a few of them. Sometimes when I'm getting off i like to imagine I'm the guy fucking the girl in the video, though it's usually harder and a lot more intense in my mind. Intense sex leads to intense orgasms. Oh man, if i didn't just cum I'd be raring to go again.



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180,477 I read many times that Trump doesn't like to be alone with his own thoughts and constantly has a need for an audience.
Can you imagine if he were President?  He would no doubt have his own channel.
Oh God, I would probably throw my TV out into the street.
Without Hillary who would he have to talk about?  Oh yeah, everyone he doesn't like and why.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...



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180,476 My wife may have 'lady cancer'.(Not to be glib, we're just still unsure of what exactly is wrong).  I've bitched about her on this site plenty of times, usually about sex.

Now, I just want the best friend I've ever had to be healthy and live a long time.



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180,475 There I stood, on the balcony of my 3rd floor hotel room. The half-moon peeking through the wispy clouds made it light enough to see the few relaxed figures, milling about the glistening pool below, yet still dark enough to remain secluded behind the railing in the shadowy corner of the balcony.  Confident that I was unseen by those below, I began masturbating lazily, while I stood there stark naked, yet mere moments later, as my penis began to swell, my pace quickened, until I was frantically stroking my rock-hard erection, as I'd done so many countless times before!  But this was no perfunctory matter of scratching some primal itch - I was passionately, intently making love to myself, and in those few blissful moments as the silky-white product of my efforts began to spill forth, I felt so elated that I was certain that God himself must be enjoying the show!  Then, as quickly as the sensation appeared, it was gone, leaving me weak-kneed, swaying unsteadily, as I held fast to the stout railing, feeling awash with peaceful joy and serene satisfaction.  How could any other lover be so innately tuned to my every whim and desire as I myself have become?



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180,474 Trump was play acting. He was on a raunchy show where they say intentionally rude things. He joined in. That's the point of the show. It's entertainment.

In my son's school, they put on a play about Anne Frank. One student played the part of a Nazi sympathizer. Shouls we tell the colleges where he is applying that he hates Jews?

Ridiculous. It was a part he played for entertainment purposes. Same with Trump.



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180,473 And the comment about how someone who is flat-chested can't be a "ten" wtf is that shit?

First of all, there is the fact that he said it. Second of all, who says stuff like that an means it? It almost sounds like something from the ൰ year old virgin." Seriously?

I equally like all kinds, don't get me wrong. I don't go to the restaurant though, and wish they had less things on the menu; that would be foolish.



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180,472 I married my husband when in his late 20's. He was very hairless. He'd take his shirt off at the beach and there was no hair for anyone to see. Now he is in his 50's. His body is coated with black hair. It's like puberty never ended for him. It kept going and turned him into a hairy beast.



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180,471 I just want you to know that regardless of what did or didn't happen, I'm truly ashamed over the way I acted. I treated you like property, maybe even worse than that. I just hope you're happy. I hope you found someone you can flaunt and gloat about instead of hide and cry. I can't say I'd ever want to be your friend, but I just want you to know that I do care, and I hope you find what you want in life…

I'm sorry it's taken so long to write this, but today something horrible happened, completely unrelated, and for whatever reason I thought about you.

Take care old friend, and live a happy life.



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180,469 I'm thinking about running for office. It would only be in my small town. But the Clinton corruption makes me so mad! Rather than sit here and stew, who knows, maybe I can make change happen in my own small way.

Imagine that, an honest person running for office. I have no desire for money or fame or power. I only want to make sure we do the right thing.

It's annoying, but I'd probably lose being the big money people only donate to campaigns which will help them earn more money. So they would definitely not be donating to my cause. Sad.



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180,468 People usually sense that you are bullshitting them when using lengthy explanations to defend your case. (Emails?)

People get the meaning right away when you tell them, "grab them by the pussy" or, "Mexicans are rapists" or they see him mocking the disabled, or accepting a Purple Heart, which he did nothing to deserve (disgraceful)  or that he stalks girls at beauty pageants. The list goes on. People get this. Many Republicans get this.

Clinton may or may not win, but the damage is done. Kanye West is considering a run four years from now. This past year paved the way for that to happen. He's another one of these guys who thinks he has all the best ideas.



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180,467 I covet my Cousin.  She is Bi and it really turns me on.



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180,465 I took my 10 year old son and his friends to see an X-Men movie. It's based on a comic book right? It's meant for little kids isn't it? But I was mortified to hear the male characters tslk their "balls", as in their genitals.

This should not be allowed. The entire movie theater was filled with children! Hollywood needs to learn something about decency!



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180,464 I predict Hillary and the Democrats will take an early lead today... because the Republicans can't vote until they get home from work.



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180,463 The other morning my alarm went off as usual. I dutifully climbed out of bed and as I was heading to the bathroom, I glanced back at my wife. Normally she gets out of bed with me. But not this particular morning.

She was laying there, not moving, still as could be be. She also looked pale, a bit gray even.

I moved closer. I could detect no rhythmic sign of breathing.

Is she dead? She drinks a lot. She also takes illegally obtained pain killers. I've warned her about mixing the two. But she views herself as invincible. It's been a huge problem in our marriage, her substance abuse and her ego.

Now here I was looking at her non-moving body.

I shouldn't admit this, but a sense of relief started to fill my head. What if she is dead? She'd be gone from our lives. No more drama. No more demands. Our lives have been dominated by her and what she wants. We have been her servants and her punching bag. What if it was all over?

It was like the gray skies parted and the sun shone through.

For some reason I immediately started thinking what I'd wear to the funeral. My dark grey suit, but with a lively green tie. It would send a message to everyone in the know, everyone who knew how difficult she was, which is basically everyone. They'd get it. Grey because she died. But green, like springtime because we'd all have a new life now that the winter of her existence was gone.

Then back in reality, she moved. She rolled over in bed. She was alive after all.

But eye opening for me. Whenever a husband gets to a point where he is happy at the thought his wife is dead, then maybe it's time to end this dreadful marriage.



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180,462 A vote for Hillary is wasted. She will be impeached. There is already so much evidence of wrong doing in the wikileaks emails. There wasn't enough time to sort it all out before the election. But make no mistake, she will be thrown to the curb and it will bring shame and embarrassment to the idea of a woman being President.



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180,461 See how way down below, someone is trying to spin the Clinton Foundation paying for Chelsea's wedding? They are are saying there is no proof, only an accusation.

What bullshit. The leaked email came from someone who worked at the Foundation and now heads the sister company used for money funneling.

What, somehow we are supposed to not believe the email? Why? The person is still heavily connected to Clinton Inc. If he had been making it up to smear the Clinton's would he still be employed as one of the right hand men?

See what you're doing? You are lying to cover up for the Clintons. Luckily the American public have caught up to the Democratic way of manipulation.



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180,460 If I had a choice to marry someone who is egotistical, or someone who is dishonest, I would choose egotistical.

It's not ideal. But the kiss of death in any relationship is dishonesty.

Therefore I'm voting for Trump.



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180,459 I want to kill myself. But one's family gets tired of hearing about depression real quick. And I'm in college and too broke to pay for therapy. If I don't figure out what to do with my life pretty soon, I might try to overdose. I think about it all the time.



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180,458 Every election, there are always a bunch of "celebrities" who say that if the Republican candidate wins, they're going to leave the country.

I guess they don't know how ridiculous they sound. Ignoring the point that Canada doesn't have to--and probably wouldn't--take them, how conceited is it to think you're holding America hostage by threatening to deprive us of your presence?

I find it hard to believe there are too many people out there saying, "Oh! I was going to vote for Trump, but now I can't because Bryan Cranston might leave the country!"

I really hope Trump wins just to see what these idiotic douches would do. "Hey Bryan, don't let the door hit you in the ass, okay?"



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180,457 No wonder Chelsea Clinton's wedding was so lavish- a few years after Bill and Hillary left the white house "dead poor"? Money given to the Clinton's for "charity work" was used for that as well as pay for their millionaire life style . Real honest behavior. At least Trump uses his own money.



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180,456 For the first time ever, I filled out the paper ballot. Filled in all the corresponding circles with a number 2 pencil. Tucked it securely into the paper security sleeve. Slipped it into the heavy brown manila envelope with ELECTION BALLOT printed boldly in red on the side. Stopped for a minute to think over the decisions I had just made. Then very satifyingly tore that fucker in half and deposited it in the waste can.  

Not this year. Sitting this one out.



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180,455 One more time: Trump is a bad, bad man.

Get out and vote.



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180,454 I have a second Facebook account that I use to peruse the pictures of the women who blocked me on my first Facebook account.



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180,453 heres a secret- the elections are rigged -hilary will win - trump was put there purposely - they are very good friends

i just cant that people actually believe the election show ...wake up sheeps

no need to thank me i feel sorry for all of u



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180,452 The reason you were with me is because you were trying to satisfy a need....nevermind that you fell in love with me....you didnt expect that but im imprinted upon you forever now....no matter how far you move away il always be there. On your heart.. love u hottie...



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180,451 When I was with my ex, I told him I had sex with my cousin before I got together with him.  It's a long story but my cousin is significantly older than me, especially when it was going on, we were younger.  He was pissed and made a huge deal of it, he made me feel bad for years.  But it also turned him on.  So yes, men are twisted and have weird dark things that they like, I realized just don't take it personally.



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180,450 As a registered Democrat, I'm so embarrassed and ashamed by how Democrats are acting. It's one thing to disagree with the Republican candidate--it's one thing to dislike or even despise the Republican candidate--but there is no excuse on earth for treating Republican people like shit.

When I registered to vote, in 1980, I chose the Democrat party because it was the party of the working person, the party that stood up for the little guy and for equality, respect, and justice. Now, in 2016, I cringe when I see what it's turned into.

To my fellow Dems: knock it off and stop acting like two-year-olds. To you Republicans: I apologize on behalf of those who are too asinine to realize they should be apologizing.



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180,449 My wife and I were at a dinner party. Actually it had to do with the Lions Club in our town. The host, a man,  brought some people together to talk about an event the Lions Club was sponsoring. A woman at the table brought up politics. She lashed out out at the host, scolding him for having a Trump sign in his yard. Within a minute, the woman and her husband, as well as another couple got up from the table and stormed out. My wife and I, as well as the host and his wife were sitting there stunned as to what just happened. Really? We were all there to talk about a charity event, but because the host had a Trump sign, all deals are off and the host and his wife are to be treated so rudely? I'm not sure our community or any community will ever recover from this election.



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180,448 The thing I hate the most about Trump is that he is making me vote for her. I never wanted to vote for her for ANY office. Donnie, all you had to do is NOT BE CRAZY! I guess that was too much to ask.



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180,447 I voted third party.  



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180,446 Not everyone wants to have children. I am one of them. Deal with it.



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180,445 Even if Trump wins, which I think he will, my relationship with all the Democrats I know is over. Not only did Clinton behave badly. I feel so many of her supporters behaved badly too. I want nothing to do with them anymore.



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180,444 Just because both sides have an equal amount of hate for the opposition, doesn't mean the two candidates are equally bad. It's a false distinction.

I'm watching Trump right now lying to a whole crowd in a hanger somewhere. The jobs aren't coming back. There won't be a wall. America is fine and doesn't need his help or input.

He is absurdly unqualified and doesn't even belong in this discussion.

Trump 2016: Make the World Flat Again.



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180,443 Two close friends now have died in the past year...I cannot complain about anything...have a good life, my health, wonderful kids.

F, 53



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180,442 I think there will be violence after the election results. If the GOP wins, the violence will take the form of a bunch of thugs looting stores and stabbing white people.

If the Democrats win, the violence will be much more strategic and spread out over months, carefully executed bombs and hits.

But no matter what, I think there will be blood.



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180,441 Fuck shit piss. Why can't I just do ithe? Why won't myself alow me to kill myself?



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180,440 I hate when someone makes a point and another person responds with, "I couldn't agree more."

The expression is overused. I find only ignorant people use it. Why can't you agree more? Because you are too lazy to think of something on your own?

Come on, dig down into the massive unused space in your brain and try to add to the conversation.



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180,439 I have worn my wife's undies. She doesn't know. No one ever knows, at least I hope that's the case. There is the slight worry, cliched as it is, that I will be hit by a truck and the doctors will find out I'm wearing a lacy thong. But hopefully that never happens either. Makes it a little more exciting to think I might get caught.

Another aspect. I only wear her dirty undies. There is crusty stuff in the crotch. It rubs against my balls. When I finally take the undies off, the crusty stuff is gone. Either it wore off or it was absorbed through my skin.



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180,438 I think I won't vote. I don't want to look back at this one day and think I had any part of putting that person into office. Doesn't matter if it's T or C. We'll probably have regrets either way.



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180,437 The thing about the Dems being so negative and telling so many lies, what happens after Hillary wins? No Republican will ever want to work with you.



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180,436 I finally told my boyfriend that I was sexually abused in foster care. It has been 20 years since then, but I have never told anyone. I have also never had a boyfriend except him. I had a few sex partners though...

I could sense something changed after i told him. Sex grew stilted for the first time, after the freedom i needed to feel to be sexy for once in my life. i had loved sex with him though, i trusted him. i like sex and not in "she was abused so she expresses love that way" sort of way. It felt so good with him. i felt like a woman, not a pussy. But after telling him, i felt weird, uncomfortable. And then he told me that my foster parent touching me actually turned him on. Could he be that for me...?  It turned him on...could i be his little foster cunt? could he come into my bed and touch me, cum in me, knowing no one existed who could stop him?

jesus christ, is this how all men are.

i loved that man. i dumped that man. i have no one now, though.



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180,435 Truth is, no matter who was running for President, the Republicans would have said the Democrat was unqualified, and the Democrats would say the Republican was racist.



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180,434 I have sheep. They get sheared every so often and I sell the wool. I give all my sheep names.

I never name my cattle. At the end of the year, they get sent to the market and are butchered. I can't have something butchered if it has a name.



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180,433 I'm typing with my right hand. The middle finger of my left hand is inside my pussy.



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180,431 What is the difference between satire and a fake news story? Sounds like an end run around what's morally correct. Create a fake story and then hide behind the word satire.



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180,430 So should we vote for a woman who violates ethics agreements? Not only that, she violated the ethics agreement in her own department. Do you think it fair that the employees have to follow the rules, but not the boss?



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180,429 One said, "Another day, another Clinton scandal revealed. This time it came out she took money from Qatar, but failed to inform the State Department as required by law. Can an official please stand up and call this what it is -- she took bribes and ended up filthy rich."

One should have said, "The Clinton Foundation accepted money from Qatar but failed to inform the State Department as agreed to in an ethics agreement."

Important distinctions. Accepting a bribe would be breaking the law. (And a bribe for what by the way? A five minute meeting with Bill?) Failing to inform would be an improper and unfortunate violation of an ethics agreement. An ethics agreement with no legal implications.



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180,428 One said, "The New Yorker has posted a fake story that Trump is campaigning with Putin for final days before the election...We've gotten to the point where news stories are just outright made up."

It's called satire. It's as old as humanity. Look it up.



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180,426 One says, "According to the latest wikileaks emails, the Clinton Foundation paid for Chelsea Clinton's wedding."

One should have said, "According to the latest wikileaks emails, a former Clinton Foundation executive accused the Foundation of having paid for a portion of Chelsea Clinton's wedding."

Minor but important distinction. As a reluctant Clinton supporter, I would have a problem with this if the accusation were true. But it hasn't been proven. It's just an accusation. By one person.



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180,425 I've been counting lawn signs around my area. It is over 20-1 in favor of Clinton.

If Clinton does not win by a landslide then you will know the election has been stolen.  She should win by a landslide.



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180,424 It is absolutely not the law that convicted felons lose their right to vote. In almost every state felons get their right to vote back upon release from prison or never lose it at all. Only Virginia, Iowa and Florida have draconian disenfranchisement laws that make it difficult or nearly impossible to get voting rights back. Those laws were designed to rig elections to keep minority voting down since a disproportionate percentage of felons are minorities imprisoned over minor drug offenses. McAuliffe is a) doing what most of America believes is the morally right thing to do and b) leveling the playing field with those who were previously rigging the vote.



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180,423 #389: do NOT marry this man - you will live to regret it. I did marry someone like that and spent 22 very frustrating years trying to live with him. Please - save yourself the trouble and move on!



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180,422 The name calling and personal attacks from Democrats against a candidate or his supporters does not surprise me anymore.  They cannot argue issues because Hillary has nothing to run on.  She has a proven record of lying, corruption, breaking laws, knowing she is above the law, treating people who work for her or who are protecting her like dog crap, etc.  

The Dems, who claim to be tolerant and deep thinking, defriend people of Facebook who can articulate ideas and who provide the truth to issues, rather that when the main stream media or the Clintons put out at truth.

Here is some truth.  I live in Minneapolis.  I went to see Trump yesterday.  There was one day notice.  There were 5,000 in the airplane hanger and 12,000 outside.  He drew 17,000 people in a last minute campaign event.  Clinton has Labron James help out in Cleveland and can only draw 300 or so people (look at images other than what the main stream media is showing you) and they had to give away tickets to people leaving the Browns game.

If Trump does not win by a landslide then you will know the election has been stolen.  He should win by a landslide.



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180,421 You don't work. I do.

Your husband comes home to a pig sty. Mine comes home to a clean beautiful home.

What the hell do you do all day? It sure isn't the cleaning.



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180,420 Trump made billions of dollars.
Hillary was married to a formal President .
Obama was a community organizer .What made him qualified to be President?
It seems anybody can be President of the USA



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180,419 Trump, his latest surrogate is:

Ted Nugent.

Here are some lyrics from just one of his creepy songs:

    Jailbait you look so good to me
    Jailbait won't you set me free
    Jailbait you look fine fine fine
    I know I've got to have you in a matter of time

    Well I don't care if you're just thirteen
    You look too good to be true
    I just know that you're probably clean
    There's one lil' thing I got do to you"
**

I am simply dumbfounded.





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180,418 People here are talking about hookers as if they are somehow evil. i've gone to hundreds of hookers, usually for head. they let me cum on their face, they swallow my cum. I don't think I could go on living if I couldn't blow a load in a hooker's mouth once in awhile. the variety of girls, tits, nipples, sucking an so on is so excellent.



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180,417 180416 - Trump is a moron. And a liar. And a misogynist. And has no understanding of domestic or international affairs. And does not have the temperament or patience to learn about domestic or international affairs. And is a con man. And is a crook. And is a narcissist. And is a buffoon. And is thin-skinned. And speaks like a fourth grader. And is a sexual predator. And is a disgusting human being.

And his supporters are morons. And idiots. And racists. And misogynists. And xenophobes. And traitors openly talking about taking up arms against the result of a free and fair election.

The choice seems pretty clear to me.



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180,416 What everybody is saying here about Donald Trump is completely true. He's a moron not fit to be president. That being said, everything that people are saying about Hillary Clinton is also true. She's a liar and a murderer I'm not fit to be president either. So who do we pick? The moron or the liar? Help!



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180,415 Fucking Donald Trump doesn't have a fucking "movement". He has a bunch of conned morons that can't see what a narcissistic asshole he is. He is only running for president for the sole reason to further inflate his already way over-inflated ego. He cares for no one nor anything but himself.

He has no real positions on - or any real understating of - important domestic or international affairs. He has simply given the morons exactly what they want to hear. And they are too stupid to see through his obvious lies.

"Movement" my fucking ass. His racist, misogynistic, xenophobic supporters will crawl back underground, where they were before,  after he loses tomorrow.



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180,413 Why THE FUCK does the disgusting asshole Trump speak like a fucking fourth grader?

God he make me fucking sick.



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180,412 The vast majority of the emails were duplicates that were already reviewed. The FBI was just doing their due diligence in making sure nothing else popped up.

Surprise, surprise nothing else was found.



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180,411 I don't think it's feasible to read 650,000 emails in 9 days. As I do the math, you would need about 300 people working in 12 hour shifts to complete the task. Is that what happened? We had 300 people working in this? Or is it more likely someone got to the FBI Director and made him an offer he couldn't refuse...



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180,410 397. in my case there is ZERO anything going on with hookers unless a condom is involved



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180,409 When I was growing up, there were many times my grandpa would get out of his seat and say he was going to pay a visit to Mrs. Murphy. Then he'd disappear for a few minutes. I assumed he had a friend. She lived somewhere nearby. He'd go over there and say hello. Then he'd come back.

I often wondered what she looked like and why did she never come over to us, why did grandpa always go to visit her?

As an adult I was watching an old movie. It was from the 1940s. In the movie the main character asks his children if they need to visit Mrs. Murphy. It was an idiom, to visit Mrs. Murphy is to use the bathroom.

LOL. That's what my grandpa meant! No wonder why she never came to visit us!



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180,408 I think that Assange is dead and Wikileaks compromised.

It doesn't matter.   The Tyranny of these regimes he exposed is out in the open.  There will be a hundred others who rise in the place of Julian.   I just feel bad for his cat and his kids.



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180,407 You want to know how elections are rigged?

Convicted felons can't vote. That's the law.

Today it was discovered that the Governor of Virginia pardoned 67,000 convicted felons over the past month. The Governor is a close ally of Clinton. The 67,000 felons - think about it, they are Democrats - are enough to swing the election in Virginia, a battle ground state.

Trump is right, the election is rigged.



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180,406 Today for his sermon, my parish priest gave his views on who we should vote for. Isn't this illegal?



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180,405 Walking with my 4-year old boy through our neighborhood.  A neighbor decorated his mailbox as a chicken.  

"Look at that mailbox, Nathan!"  I tell him.  "They made it look like a chicken!"

"No, daddy," my 4-year old says, "that's a turkey, not a chicken."

I take a good look at it, and dammit if it's not a turkey.  I was corrected by my 4-year old.  This is at least the third time he's corrected me, and I have two master's degrees.

I feel sorry for people who have dumb kids.  I can't imagine what it must be like for a smart parent to have to watch their dumb kids go through life.  It must be like a curse that can't be prayed away.

Here's some advice for the men.  Don't marry a girl because she fucks.  Don't marry a girl because she gives good head.   Don't marry a girl because she's hot.  Marry a girl who has good genes she can pass to your kids.



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180,404 If Hillary Clinton wins, Jullian Assange will be assassinated and Wiki-Leaks will be shut down.

I can hear the career politicians cheering, "Yay, we can once again hide the truth!"

Do you want to be part of this - killing a man and burying the truth?



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180,403 Donald Trump is a disgusting excuse for a human being. He is proud of having cheated contractors out of their money. He has no conception of what it is to work for a living.



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180,402 Women look best between the ages of 16 - 22. It's all downhill from there. Women who are 30 - 40+ are just baggy/ saggy monsters.



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180,401 Your girlfriend has big teeth, like big horse teeth. Your children will have big horse teeth. You should dump her and marry someone else. I'm available.



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180,400 According to the latest wikileaks emails, the Clinton Foundation paid for Chelsea Clinton's wedding.

Imagine, people donated money to the Foundation thinking it would provide medical supplies to the people of Africa. Instead, the money was used to pay for a rich girl's wedding.

The Clinton's are worth $250 million. They couldn't pay for their own daughter's wedding? They had to use money earmarked for the poor?

There is no end to the misdeeds by the Clintons.



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