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180,799 You want to know why I voted for Trump?

1.  All through the election I heard nothing from the Democrats except how Trump was racist and sexist and homophobic.  "Trump is a bad man!" is ALL I FUCKING HEARD FOR MONTHS.  There were almost NO issues that the Democrats tried debating with him.  Not impressive.

2.  "Grab them by the pussy"??  Trump said something rude... and then the Democrats actually tried saying that no guy talks like that!  Seriously?  Don't fucking pretend "locker room talk" doesn't exist.  Why the hell do we have that phrase in the first place if it doesn't exist??  The Democrats tried lying to me.

3.  The CONSTANT.  FUCKING.  PROTESTS.  You know what?  Grow the fuck up.  Do you think I'm so fucking stupid as to think some idiots waving signs is going to make me think Trump is a bad guy?  How about you try DISCUSSING THE FUCKING ISSUES FOR ONCE??

4.  You bashed Trump while giving a pass to Hillary.  I know Trump has skeletons in his closet.  But pretending that Hillary was morally any better than he was (hello... e-mails???) didn't do much to make me trust whatever else you had to say.

5.  All the fucking shit the DNC did.  You think I'm going to feel comfortable EVER voting for a Democrat when DNC officials get videotaped admitting that they paid violent protestors to start trouble at Trump rallies??  What kind of country do you think I want to live in??

6.  INSULTING EVERYBODY WHO DISAGREED WITH YOU.  Seriously, grow the fuck up.  Just grow the fucking fuck up.

So there you have it, 6 reasons why I decided to vote for Trump.

Take my advice and STOP THE FUCKING PROTESTS.  It was a democratic election that was won by the rules.  This talk of getting the Electoral College to throw the election because you didn't get what you want MAKES ME LESS LIKELY TO EVER WANT TO VOTE FOR YOU.



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180,798 A brief history of the last 35 years in American economic policy dictates facts. For those that care about facts.

R.R. Starting in 1980 began borrowing heavily against the deficient. "R.R. proved deficit spending doesn't' matter." - Dick Cheney

R.R. left W. Sr. with a HUGE deficit. B.H. Came to office in 92 and the stock market and jobs performed better than at any time in the last 100 years. AND HE LEFT W JR WITH A SURPLUS

W. Jr started two protracted proxy wars and refused to regulate W.S. and created a bubble that lead us to the great recession.

B.O. just reversed that course and jobs are up, and he spending on deficit is LESS THAN ANY REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT IN THE LAST 35 YEARS. Now, if you credit Bush's deficient, to Obama... well that's a lie and mis allocation of FACTS. Bush and Obama SIGNED TARP TOGETHER prior to O's inauguration.

Our president elect (like Bush who bankrupted 4 oil companies) has history of failed business propped up by wealth. His operational execution is piss poor from a business stand point. He fucked over countless people and has over 3,500 business litigation against him in his career.

He just bullied women, Muslims,THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF MEXICO, and was even recorded saying that "when you are rich or famous you can just grab them by the pussy". i.e. Sexual assault is for the rich.

He threatened to imprison our former SoS, the women that ended two protracted proxy wars and killed osama bin laden. Over what? Email mismanagement. There are currently 30 public officials with emails on private servers.

Collin Powell's entire service was conducted on a private email server.

If you are person that likes truth... and facts.... It seems to me that the blues keep bailing out the reds.

Red states take more in federal tax dollars than they contribute. (i.e. benefits)

Red party is for rich people. rich white people.

Facts are a mother fucker, but you cant change TRUTH.



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180,797 Trump did NOT get elected by the majority of voters. He LOST the popular vote.

He won the odd Electoral College system.



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180,796 How can anybody know what type of President Trump will be? Do you have a crystal ball? He did not bully his way into the White House -He got elected by the majority of voters in this country.Nothing you can do about it -your protests are not going to do anything.
If this country goes bankrupt with all the debt we have you -where will your kids be then? You got drunk on the cool aid and the PC nonsense and stopped using your brain.He is a business man and understands where money comes from. He is not a community organizer or a woman married to a ex President that will triple the debt.
Hold you horses you might have to go on your knees and thank him one day for saving you and your kids from starving to death.The way this country was going  it was not far off.



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180,795 just got some bad news and I'm sick and tired of people underestimating me.... so frustrated.

This year has been shit:

- lost my family, girlfriend left and now I am a visitation father... She underestimated me
- company got acquired by a larger firm and I'm getting lost in the shuffle after just doing three years (non-promoted) and posted over 10 million in revenue for our company
- Started interviewing and got turned down for a role I'm over qualified for
-Trump got elected

2016 is shit, man... and it supposed be the year of the Monkey. For sure, hardest (or 2nd hardest) year of my life.

Somebody give me a chance. I have so much to offer!!!!!!



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180,794 Yes, we care about children.. and their future. They just watched a man bully his way into the white house. ... ... ...



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180,793 A 1000 + schoolkids- who can not vote-are protesting Trump's democratic election around the country.This is front page news? The press is still out of touch .Do they really think we care about that? I question the parents and principals who allow their kids taking off from school for these protests.Then you want to know why Trump won the election?



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180,792 I saw my ex this past weekend. He's really sweet, he helped me move some stuff into my new apartment, free of charge. After everything we've been through since we met 3 years ago, I'm happy to say that I think I've got a life long friend in him. None of my friends like him because he doesn't take responsibility for his actions, but he's really just selfish and immature when it comes to women. That's why when he talks about taking me away for a weekend to make sweet love together, i laugh. I know he still loves me, but it's really not like that for me anymore. I do love him, and I'll always care for him and want the best for his life. But we'd make a terrible couple, because i don't have patience for his immaturity when things should be serious, and pointing it out all the time makes me a bitch. I like being in this phase though. It's a very nice kind of love and acceptance to have.



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180,791 Every morning when i go to work, i don't get the urge to poop until i get to the bus stop, without fail. Thanks body clock, you rock



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180,790 I can't even tell you how fucking pissed off I am at the morons who voted for fucking Trump.

The people he is putting around him are a disgusting cast of characters.



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180,789 So, we can say whatever the fuck we want now that Trump lead by example?

I'm going to tell my boss I want to grab her by the pussy and that we should ban condoms.



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180,788 Trump has ongoing legal suits about his fake university.



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180,787 We just elected a man that thinks sexual assault is a privilege for the rich! Think about that...

He just appointed a white supremacist to his top advisory position.

America has a mental illness and we just elected him president.



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180,786 I lot of people coming out of the wood work on my FB feed in support of Trump.  Some I was really shocked by.

I'm taking notes. You have all been proclaiming your stupid stamps with such passion.  It's amazing that being a moron is fashionable.  What the fuck man, glad I'm a hermit now. Fuck these people.

What a bunch of idiots.



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180,785 Met a guy, exchanged numbers, started texting, he asks all the right questions, I think he is different.  Maybe this one actually wants to hear me.  Less than a week, he's hinting for sex, it's been 18 months for him, he says it's up to me, I feel for him so we decide to watch a movie at his house. Things heat up and I take care of him.  When we are done he said "so you have fake tits". Yes, I say, my ex frequented strip clubs and made ugly comments about my small tits, so I fixed it.  He said he wasn't into fake tits.  Drove the walk of shame all the way home.  That's what I get for being a slut.  Can't win for losing.



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180,784 So I found out through the grapevine I'm getting fired.  I went on vacation for 7 days, and during one of those days an ex co-worker went in to pick up a check and texts me that she met "Mike" at the front desk.  Who's Mike?  She says she thought I knew him, he was getting trained by my manager.  So my bitch manager waited til I went on vacation to train this new guy, and never gave me a heads up that when I came back from vacation I would be out of a job.  What a fucking cunt.  Which means she was planning it and knew I would be out and that would be the perfect opportunity to train the new guy, she was in my face for who knows how long knowing she was letting me go and couldn't let me know shit.  I know people get fired, but that's fucking sneaky and disrespectful.  What a puta.



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180,783 I know a suburban soccer mom with sunken black circles around her eyes. I know the look. I think she's strung out on heroin.



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180,782 I am drowning in stress. I wish I had someone to talk to. Anyone



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180,781 I hate how much trouble I have leaving a relationship, that all signs are starting to point that I should.



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180,780 My black friends are the most racist and intolerant people I know.


-white female with many friends of varying backgrounds, religions & skin colors



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180,779 Being married once was enough for me. I'll never get married again. I wouldn't mind being in a relationship. I'd like to take care of someone in my old age. I'm good at it. But I will not marry anyone ever again.



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180,778 It seems like everytime I resign myself to being alone, some girl gets a crush on me. I of course get sucked in, I'm not the most attractive guy. So I take what I can get. I gave up on actively trying to find someone. There's only so much rejection I can handle, and it turns out it's when I have a 95% rejection rate.
I would almost prefer to just be completely unattractive. So I knew no one out there would want me. I could just let go of wanting, and move on with my life. As it is now, it seems like one women in ten thousand find me a little attractive. I've already given up on the notion that there is someone out there for everyone. It's just not true. I want to stop hoping, I want to give up. Life is cruel...



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180,777 I am absolutely sick of being called "cute", "elegant", and "modest" I want I do not think of these as compliments. I want to a called a "fucking whore" or "slut". But that will never happen with my near invisible breasts.



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180,776 774: You're almost 30 and you're talking like your life is almost over. I could understand you being depressed, but you are so wrong! There are women walking around twice your age who are beautiful, attractive, sexy, and vital. They haven't given up and neither should you.

A psychologist friend of mine once told me that the later in life you marry, the greater the chance for success because the person you marry in your 20's, may not be the person you marry in your 30's. The person you marry in your 30's may not be the person the marry in your 40's.

Just take care of yourself. Exercise to stay in shape and take an interest in your looks to look good. You'll feel better about yourself. Try to keep busy so you can't think yourself into a depression. You'll also find someone once you stop looking so hard for that other person. Thirty is still young. It really is. I wish you the best of luck.



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180,775 I absolutely loathe a woman who used to be in my husband's life. She's an utter liar and fake. I'd like nothing more than to open my mouth and ruin her life but I am pregnant and trying so hard to focus on the positive. She seems unable to stay in her corner, though. Watch yourself, bitch. To GBT, I won't hesitate to fuck up your life, end your farce of a marriage, and embarrass the crap out of your family.



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180,774 I wish you'd just grow a spine and tell me things have changed. You're breaking my heart. Keeping things from me just hurts me. It hurts me more than just telling the truth so we can both be on the same page.

I got sad when my sister sent me a picture today. She had a rough day but still looks so beautiful and happy. My beautiful, happy sister. She's just fallen in love and naturally drifted away to that. I've had my heart broken for what feels like the millionth time. I'm jaded and mistrusting now, approaching 30 years old. I cry all the time because I don't want to be alone, but I don't want just anyone. Soon, I'll lose my looks and be less attractive. I have a feeling I can't shake that it wasn't meant for me to find someone. It hurts. I don't want to go through this life alone. I just want someone to love who will also love me. But if I'm almost 30 and dating has been a series of failures, I suppose it's time to take a hint and accept it.



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180,773 L cured my misbegotten love for R instantaneously. IT was the hallelujah miracle of all time. It was like she removed a knife from my heart and I miraculously didn't bleed out.

Some people improve life just by existing.



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180,772 People need to reel it in just a tad and remember that Trump has a Yuge ego and won't want to be remembered as the worst President ever in the history books.  Being in charge of a mega million $$ corporation is not going to be the same as having over 300 million people watching your every move.  
He's probably scared shitless.  I would be.  I don't like the guy but this may be his one chance to redeem himself for all the crap he has pulled over the years and gotten away with it.
It's his choice of people he surrounds himself with which concerns me.  
I will miss Obama.  Say what you will, the guy knew how to make me laugh.



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180,771 "worst president ever"......and hasn't spent one day in office yet.
I'm not even going to respond to that comment, the angry driving, angry people and divisive effect of all this is really getting to me, it just feels awful.



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180,770 And his two sons are fucking assholes as well.



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180,769 Less than one week in and the fucking idiot Trump shows he is in way over his head.

Fucking big surprise.

Fucking worst president ever.



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180,768 The stress of living with a toxic person can actually end up killing you.  It will feel weird at first to not be involved in the day to day world of walking on egg shells but later on you will one day feel foolish for putting up with crap for as long as you did.
Don't.
It's not your fault.



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180,767 My wife gets very personally ugly sometimes. She gets in a mood and she wants to emotionally hurt me. She makes shameful biting comments about me. She has told me she never loved me, she only married me because she didn't want to be single. She has told me she is going away for the weekend and she's going to sleep with anyone she can find. She has told me she hopes I die in a car crash. She was mad and told people I hit her. Simply not true, but how do I defend against a lie like that? She has told her friends I am gay. It's eye-rolling the absurdity of what she says. She's out for blood. If one thing doesn't work, she tries another. It makes me sad. I married her in good faith. I received nothing in return. No companionship. No soul mate. No warmth. I have put our house up for sale. When the sale goes through, I will divorce her.



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180,766 I canceled my subscription to the New York Times. It felt really good after putting up with all their biased articles.



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180,765 Let me see if I have this right.

-- Clinton had an illegal email server.

-- Clinton illegally deleted emails after a subpoena was issued.

-- Some of those emails were found on the laptop of a sexual predator who happened to be married to Clinton's top aide.

-- The FBI thought they should take a look at the emails.

Therefore, it's the FBI's fault that Clinton lost the election.

Democrats, do you realize how insane that sounds?



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180,764 Thanksgiving with my wife's family again. A choo! I feel the flu coming on. Oh well, guess I can't make it this year.



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180,763 My idiot college professor brother in law made a wager with me last summer.  

The wager was one bottle of scotch up to $ 60 per bottle brand of the winner's choice.   He would win if Hillary won the election.   I would win if Trump won the election.  He laughed and chortled all the weekend at how stupid I was to make that bet. Of course he would be collecting that bottle of Scotch.

Thursday I sent him an email reminding him of the bet and my choice of single malt to have.  

He is a liberal progressive college professor.  Any guess what he will do ???  

Of course he is welshing on the bet.



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180,762 Please let me figure a way out of this.



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180,761 I am appalled at the way many Americans act today. We do not show an ounce of decency or decorum. It is beyond embarrassing and has been for the last 8 years! My goal: While traveling to Europe the first of next year, I will show them me and mine are not that way! Please don't judge all of us on the media hungry, sweat pant wearing people you see on television daily!



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180,760 I forgot I used to do this...

I was in IT during the early part of my career.  As is usual in IT, I would sometimes have to stay late to update systems.  I'd be the only one in the office.  

One night I decided to go through my coworkers' desk drawers.  One of the employees had a bottle of oxycodone in her desk that she just left there.  She never touched it.  I took two of them and left the bottle exactly as it was.  I spent the rest of the night comfortably stoned.

Whenever I was there by myself, I'd take a few more.  She never touched the bottle.  It was great.



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180,759 Fuck politics.  And do you know why?  I connected with my favorite stripper on Facebook.  There's going to be a lot of fucking in my future!



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180,758 The brilliance of the Electoral College described in a few steps:

1.  Dems keep the borders open to flood the country with illegals that will vote for them.
2.  Dems prevent voter ID to allow illegals to vote.
3.  Illegals go to Dem states that harbor them.
4.  Illegals vote for Dem presidential candidate in a Dem state.
5.  Result is that Dems still lose Presidential election because the illegals are not voting in red states.

FUCKING BRILLIANT.



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180,757 I miss having friends.



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180,756 If I read your writing, and you don't know enough to put the -ed at the end of a past participle, I know you're not educated despite your piece of paper that you call a college degree.



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180,755 I don't judge people's value based on their job title. When I meet new people, I don't even ask what they do. Try this, it makes social interaction really so much more interesting. You hear about the person and their interests before you hear about their random job.

The ones who get really antsy and bring up their job or title are the ones who deem their roles enviable or something. They are insecure. It makes me smile. I was a housekeeper for a long time and now I am a nurse. I've been invisible and visible in the work force. I've seen all sorts. Physician, teacher, cookie baker. The titles don't matter.



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180,754 Yep, filled with morons who voted for Dump. Dump, as in big steaming pile of shit.



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180,753 TRUMP WON THE ELECTION. Let stop all this nonsense and get on with our lives. It is done and over for four years!The people have spoken.



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180,752 I think the US, collectively, is filled with morons. The election is over, people. Get a fucking grip. Go on with your lives.



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180,751 Latest Trump insult is that he's doing things that conservatives won't like, such as:

1) he's not scrapping all of Obamacare, he's keeping the pre-existing conditions thing
2) he's actually not against gay marriage
3) he wants to forgive student loans after 15 years
4) the first members of his transition team are a woman, a black man, and a gay man

Now that he's doing things the liberals want, all I can think is how much incoherent anger possesses liberals.  Shouldn't liberals be happy?  No, they're making fun of him for making conservatives mad.



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180,750 kakistocracy

PRONUNCIATION:
(kak-i-STOK-ruh-see, kah-ki-)  

MEANING:
noun: Government by the least qualified or worst persons.

ETYMOLOGY:
From Greek kakistos (worst), superlative of kakos (bad) + -cracy (rule). Ultimately from the Indo-European root kakka-/kaka- (to defecate), which also gave us poppycock, cacophony, cacology, and cacography. Earliest documented use: 1829.

USAGE:
“We must weigh our votes carefully. Else we are in danger of turning America's time-tested democracy into a kakistocracy.”
Dan Warner; The Best Man for the Job Is Not as Easy as it Sounds; The News Press (Fort Myers, Florida); Jan 17, 2016.



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180,749 True happiness comes from within, not from some future or past lover. I bet my entire life on such a thing and I paid dearly. It nearly cost me my life.

Love is everywhere.



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180,748 034: I believe this too. My friends are convinced that he's out there for me, but it's not our time yet; it doesn't help that I'm still married and I don't see that ending any time soon...

Still I always wonder what it would be like to be truly happy... but that's not now.

A girl will always dream. 😢



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180,747 I just finish watching the whole 60 minutes interview with Trump and I thought it was hysterical how he flip in every promise he made. The wall , more like a fence, kicking 11+ illegals out of the country more like 2 maybe 3 millions who are criminals that rest according to him are terrific people , putting Hillary behind bars not likely he spoke very highly of her and doesn't want to hurt anybody. He call Obama a very nice and smart man and he claims he has no idea about the incidents around the country of people being harassed by his supporters and said it makes him sad and wants to stop it . So I guess a lot of his supporters got con and they deserve it what they are getting for not nominating a more decent person.



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180,746 I used to get so drunk. I had no impulse control. The more I'd drink, the more I'd want to drink. It was like an exponential function. I could sit down with the intention of having a single glass of wine. In the end I'd have two bottles. There were times I'd drink until I puked. A number of times I fall asleep while drinking. Once in the ladies room at a hotel bar. I didn't wake up until the next morning when the cleaning crew came in. I had my pants around my knees. I must have been peeing and passed out. I don't drink anymore. Something finally clicked. If it didn't I'm sure I'd be dead by now.



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180,745 My boyfriend does not have children. I have a child from previous marriage, who is a teen. We talked about not having children together but I have a feeling that he wants to be a father. I know he'll be the best father too. What we doubt are the finances. Can we afford another child? We are both educated professionals but worries about future stability make us pause. Also, I'm the one who brings most of the income and if I get pregnant, I won't be able to work for 9 month due to medical conditions.



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180,744 I would give anything for the phone to ring and to hear your voice on the other end. I know that will probably never happen again. You were the only one who really knew me. The only one. I miss you every single day, D.



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180,743 My boyfriend of nearly four years claims to love me, but says he would not miss me if I die. Yet, if we broke up, says he would miss me.

The only person that he says he would miss and be distressed about is his 9 year old daughter.

Am I dating a psychopath, or does he just not really care about me?



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180,742 don't base your life's worth on whether you have kids or not -- you're awesome the way you are - child or no child! take control of your life and rock the shit out of your day!! :)



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180,741 Funny how people judge others based on job titles. I often get the opportunity to see both sides of a coin and it never fails to amuse me how much importance people place on arbitrary titles and perceived importance.(we're all needed and of equal worth)
Sincerely,
Your facility maintenance technician aka grease monkey
P.S. I also hold a B.S. in early childhood development as well as a board certified CDAC , And a card carrying member of my local MENSA chapter. (39 is too young to retire and I enjoy turning my wrenches)



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180,740 My friends are all married and having babies and I'm just here feeling lonely and defective. I deserve this. I wish I could start over. I'm garbage. I should be dead.



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180,739 All the women tear their blouses off
And the men they dance on the polka-dots
And it's partner found, it's partner lost
And it's hell to pay when the fiddler stops
It's closing time

Closing time.  The election is over.  As they say, it's all over but the shouting.  Welcome to democracy.



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180,738 Remember fucking Trump did NOT win the popular vote. Despite the misinformation his fucking people may be spewing.



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180,737 The girl who's moving to the beach -- I know what you mean. After college everyone thought I was going to move back to my hometown and marry my sweet but dumb high school boyfriend and move in with him and his evil bitch of a mother.

Instead I went to grad school in San Francisco, dated a whole bunch of cute NoCal guys, married my favorite one of them five years ago. Now I'm in Berkeley with the hubs and our three cats.

Last I heard ex-boyfriend still lives in the old place with his mother, and weighs about 300 pounds.

I can't imagine how boring my life would have been if I had gone back there.



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180,735 I suppose this means the Syrian refugees aren't coming. I'm okay with that.



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180,734 I never had the nerve to ask.....



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180,733 The real reason that I've been lashing out lately is because I feel hideous and unlovable. I don't want people around me because I know that I am a disappointment. All I want to do is hide out and speak to no one. I wish that I could disappear.

I should have finished what I started back in August.



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180,732 My professor says I'm pronouncing it wrong.

I should not say "Your Anus".

I should say "Urine Us".

Yeah, well, either way...



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180,731 Again, fuck him. I will not respect his presidency.

Fucking Republicans didn't respect Obama's presidency from Day 1. And Obama is a good man.

The orange face asshole is not.



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180,730 Stop it please. Just stop.



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180,729 A few days ago I read a post on a a forum that i frequent. A girl with small breasts stood up for herself. She insulted a friend of hers with large breasts and made hr cry, as a fellow small breasted girl reading that made me very happy. Today some dipshit just asked me if I was transitioning from mtf. Nothing new, as a small chested woman I get asked this all the time by some rude motherfuckers. I remember that post and told him "its going fine, thanks. I see no Adam's apple in your throat. Mind if ask how yours is going?" The he flicked me off and called me a stupid bitch and walked away. I enjoyed every second of it. 😊



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180,728 The good thing about getting old and forgetful.... I forget to worry about everything.



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180,727 I wear padded bras not to give me more volume. Got just enough of that kung fu. I wear padded bras to stop my big nips from poking out and being seen by gawking pervo men.



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180,726 Hah -- my parents and grandmother don't know this, but as soon as I finish school, I'm moving all the way across the country to accept a job in California.

They think I'm going to take this fabulous education and go back to that itsy-bitsy little town and marry some guy I knew in high school and punch out a bunch of babies and go to church with them every single Sunday.

Well, I'm not.  I'm going to move to a beach city, get my own place, maybe smoke out on weekends, date only non-religious guys, use birth control, and maybe even get my tubes tied.  They don't need to know about any of it.

Honestly, I think I'll be minimizing contact for awhile.  After moving away from them at 18, I can't think of any way it benefits me to have a bunch of super-critical, prudish, fussbudgety old fogies around who constantly try to make me feel guilty about everything, who hyperventilate at the sight of a collarbone or bare shoulder, and who think the Pill and the right to choose is ruining America.  

I can't even imagine wanting to live in my hometown again, especially since now my parents are talking about how WHEN I move back, they want me to move into my grandmother's house so I can take care of her.  Right, because I want to listen to that old sasquatch slut-shame all the women on TV and help her on and off the toilet every day.

Forget it!  They have no idea I'm on Craigslist looking for apartments 2000 miles away.  I'm actually debating whether or not I'm even going to give them my new address.

Just a few more months until graduation next spring -- I'm SO excited.



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180,725 I was having a conversation with a woman about education. She said she attended an "elite northeastern college" so she had all the advantages after graduating. She went on to do "extremely well" for herself.

Her tone was a bit condescending. Message: I should shut up about my views on education because she knows best.

I looked her up on the internet. She went to Indiana State. That's an "elite" college? For gosh sakes, it's a boring state school where everyone gets in.

She is currently employed as an elementary school teacher. This qualifies as her doing "extremely well"?

Why do people do that? Why do they pretend they are something more than they are? From the conversation, she made it out like she went to Harvard and now runs IBM.

Egos are the downfall of people.



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180,724 I don't drink. I tried a beer once 25 years ago. I didn't like it. I smelled a glass of wine once. You do realize it smells like mold? Never tasted it. I've never done any sort of drugs either. In fact I've never even seen any sort of drugs.

Yet I'm perfectly happy.



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180,723 An observation about life. I live in a wealthy neighborhood. Everyone is college educated and successful. Except for one family. It's the oldest house in the neighborhood. And the smallest by far. And the most run down. The couple living there are not educated.

When interacting with my neighbors, everyone is pleasant and gracious. We help each other.

Except for the bad house. The people are gruff and unpleasant. A simple thing like a soccer ball rolling into their yard becomes World War Three for them. They are awful people.

Education. It's not only about making people smarter. It's about making them better. It gives them a basis for dealing reasonably with others.

I hear stories about how someone never went to college, but he's running a successful plumbing company or whatever. Could be true. Except he is undoubtedly a jackass of a person.

Lesson: Go to college and become not only smart, but a good person.



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180,722 Ew, gross! I just blew my nose, and it looked like my period.



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180,721 A bizarre thought.

Wikileaks exposed tens of thousands of John Podesta's emails. Someone gave those emails to Wikileaks. Who?

Notice, something was missing. Not a single one of those emails was from Hillary Clinton. Podesta was her right hand man. Obviously she must have been emailing him.

So what happened? How was Wikileaks given all these emails but the Hillary emails were removed?

I think it can only mean one thing. The person who handed over the emails was trying to protect Hillary. He was obviously trying to derail her presidential campaign, but at the same time protect her from personal embarrassment.

Who would that be?

BILL CLINTON.

It suddenly becomes clear. He didn't want her to be president. He was the president named Clinton. He didn't want her to also have the tile. So he quashed her attempt.

But at the same time, he didn't feel the need to show the world Hillary's personal thoughts. Some of those personal thoughts could have included her saying bad things, or embarrassing things, about her husband. He didn't want to sully his name. Just the Hillary Clinton Presidency.

So he deleted all emails from her, and sent Wikileaks everything else.



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180,720 Why is Netflix a gateway drug to dick?
His cock was so big and thick, and a day later, I'm sore from how deep he went in me.
Also, he did blow off my ass.



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180,719 Why is Netflix a gateway drug to dicK?
His cock was so big and thick, and a day later, I'm sore from how deep he went in me.



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180,718 i'm a girl. my best friend is a gay boy. we we're talking about grooming pubes. i showed him my masterpiece. he said he never shaves. so i did it for him. i shaved his testicales and weeney. he became erect. my gay boy might not be so gay afterall. :)



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180,717 Do you think is the illegal aliens the reason why health care is so expensive? Not even close , it's a very flaw system I have no problem doctors , specialist, nurses etc.. making good money they deserve , medical schools are hard and expensive. The problem is the system that way is set up. Why they don't post their prices for procedures , lab test and other. Why does cost more money getting an MRI in one side of the town than the other one? The whole system is just not working period. On other topic I just read an article about Trump tax plan and guess who is going to benefit that most? The very wealthy while someone who makes anywhere between 50,000 to 80,000 might save 1,000 dollars a year on tax cuts the 0.5% will save over 1 million dollars . Why I'm so upset even though financially me and my family will benefit since we are on the 1%? Because I'm a decent person who thinks Mr. Trump is vile discussing person who play the system to his convenience and cheated many hard working people and small businesses to get ahead. I have no problems with people making a lot money but don't do it by taking advantage of people and stepping on the the little guy.



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180,716 Relax.  Breathe.  Go to your safe space.  I went to a Trump rally because I am evil.  Just kidding.  I was talking to a physicians wife and he works for the university hospital, which is known nation-wide.  They have already given orders that if a patient is over a certain age that they are to end treatments and give them pills to make them comfortable.  See what they did there?  Death panels.

Now people are worried if they get to a point where they are worried they will get kicked off insurance when they read some maximum.  If that happened they will go on Medicare and the government will write the check (which is our money).  The kicker is, that they will most likely give you a pill and make you comfortable because some bureaucrat like Gruber put together a spreadsheet and decided you were not cost effective.

Now I am more worried about the people that work and pay the bills.  Our health care is going up.  Our out of pocket expenses are skyrocketing.  Our flexible spending accounts went from $5,000 a year to $2,550 a year, which means your non-taxed money is now taxes.  While the working middle class are struggling like never before to cover their medical costs, the government decided that illegal aliens should get free health care, even though Obama promised it would never happen.  So many lies to get this turd passed.

You know what?  Fuck the illegal aliens.  They should not get healthcare paid by everyone else.  If we stopped spending billions upon billions on them, then we could help with the costs to the poor and disadvantaged in our own country.  It is not our job to provide free health care to the world.

Now go smoke a big blunt and chillax.



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180,715 some days are just pure bliss. I think I might make myself extra upset just to feel so good afterwards. When days are bad though, I try not to do important stuff or make decisions :) makes life easier, that way I won't have to clean up my mess the day after.



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180,714 I just love Candice Bergen!  She has always been, and is still so gorgeous!  Every time I see her in a movie or TV show, I can't help pulling out my pecker and jerking off so hard, until I cum, cum, CUM!!!!



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180,713 I can't believe this. I actually shit my pants.

I went out to smoke and felt it coming on. It wasn't too bad but I figured I could hold it. I put out my cigarette early and walked to the toilet. I sat down, doing my business. No problem.

Then I look. Right in front of me there is liquid shit on my carpet. Which means it came from my sweatpants. Yep, sure enough there is shit in my underwear.

I just spent the last hour cleaning myself, my clothes, and the floor to rectify the situation.

How does this happen? I'm not even thirty yet...I don't want to ever be old.



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180,712 If Obama pardons Clinton, it will destroy the nation. It would be the decisive wedge to split the nation apart. The people would no longer respect the rule of law. We would see first hand how the elite are treated differently and all men are not equal. The Constitution would be invalidated. America would be over. Choose very wisely Obama. This will be your legacy.



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180,711 I'm upset over the election not because I'm some liberal, democratac or whatever label you want to give me. I feel Trump didnt reserve the GOP domination based on the way he run his campaign, by bullying and being an instigator. The guy set the bar so low that I won't be surprise if in the next election one of the kardasian clan runs for office and actually wins but what sadness me the most that actually there's people who feel so much hatred and anger by justifying his behavior.  If he really means well and wants to do good for the country he should start by showing his tax returns, move his factories that make his ties on China or whatever foreign country he use back home and how about being more presidential and start acting like and adult .



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180,710 A good friend is divorcing her husband. He has moved out and lives in a tiny studio apartment. I'm deciding if it would be too forward to drop off dinner for him. I'm not meaning for something to happen. I feel bad for him is all. How can he get a good dinner with only a kitchenette? He must be so lonely too. (Rereading what I wrote. Perhaps I am looking for something to happen? I'm not sure.)



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180,709 This has been a hell of a week. All I wish for is that someone would hold me and kiss me and be with me. Instead I'm drinking beer and reading the news so I can get more depressed.



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180,708 Trump please make your number one priority to get transgeneder men out of my daughter's bathroom!



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180,707 Donald Trump is such an evil conservative that he... said he's keeping the Obamacare prohibitions on lifetime caps and pre-existing conditions so sick people wont lose their insurance.

Yep, he's an evil man for sure!!!



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180,706 -699- Not it's not new, you are right in that. But now this kind of behavior is legitimized. That's what's new. And that's what's scary.



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180,705 Looking forward to accolades from NOW to Kelleyanne Conway's success as the first woman to run a successful presidential campaign.....crickets...



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180,704 I'm at a time in my life where I just seem to spend too much time thinking I owe every good friend I ever had a grand appology for being such a douchebag.

But, it's too late.



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180,703 Whenever a woman is wearing a blouse. I look to see if her nipples are poking out the fabric. Or even better, if it's a white blouse, if can I see the colored outline of her nipples. I can't help myself. I'm a man. Maybe this makes me a pig. Or maybe I do it because I love women and the female form. Is that so bad?



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180,702 This world isn't worth the effort.



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180,701 I wish the celebrities who vowed to move would just do it.



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180,700 It really bothers me when a workman offers to charge me a lower price if I pay cash. It means he's not going to pay taxes on his earnings. In turn, in means the rest of us have to pay more taxes. We have to pay his share. Never pay a workman cash. Always pay by credit card or with a check so there's a paper trail and he's forced to pay taxes.



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