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181,199 You can say all these negative things about Trump, but the thing is, you are being spoon fed misinformation by the biased media. And you are swallowing it whole.

Within earshot of a reporter, an aide can ask Trump if he'd like a cup of coffee.  If Trump says no, the reporter conjures up a story that Trump is anti-coffee and he wants to ban all coffee imports.

It's all crap. Don't be fooled.



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181,198 When we were younger, I tried to emulate you. You were a sweet, country girl with good morals and good sense.

What happened?!?!?

You told me that you slept with your cheating husband's best friend to teach him a lesson. You told me that you explained to your two pre-teen boys that "Mommy needs a friend, too." Then you told me that you weren't letting your husband come home until he got his priorities right.

You are a hypocrite! And that is why I want nothing more to do with you! Don't get mad at me because for not being a friend to you. You created the horror you're living in. Deal with it and leave me the fuck alone!



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181,197 The worst part about this job isn't the long hours, the incompetent coworkers, the shit pay. No. The worst part about this job is the horrendous fucking music they make me listen to all day. I asked if I could bring in headphones, but they told me it was too much of a distraction. Really? That's a distraction but that burning dumpster fire full of kittens you call music isn't?

HR? Yes, it's me. My ears are being raped, please send someone over immediately.



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181,196 Every day new stories about the fucking Buffoon-in-Chief-Elect to be pissed off about.

Every day new stories about fucking stupid, racist supporters of the fucking Moron-in-Chief-Elect to be pissed off about.

Gonna be a long four years.

Take our country back - Dump Trump 2020
Not my president.



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181,195 I love having a dick in my ass more than I love fucking my wife's twat. This is going to be a problem.



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181,194 Passive aggressive people make me laugh. Too wimpy to say how they really feel, so they make these little digs. Immature.



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181,193 I secretly hope that you depend on me leaving my apartment so i can reject offeri g to help you. I want the satisfaction pf proving that you only find me useful when I'm bailing you out of your own bad decisions.

I'm so sick of how you act like you're unbiased about things, when you're judgemental and kind of a bitch and you know it. You'll whine that it wasn't your intention, but that doesn't really count as an excuse when you're an adult.

I want you both to know that i made my decisions for myself, and not for you. Not for your petty party, and not for your saving grace.

I'm so mad that it's a bad idea to leave in February, because right now I'm sick of just about everyone.



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181,192 I had a dream last night that my brother died, and shortly after, I died. It was strange because i knew somewhere inside that my brother wasn't dead, and when I died i was a spirit, forever wandering the Earth. People could still see me (I think) but what bothered me the most was the fact that I was never going to grow past that point in my life. It made me think really differently about suicide. That's exactly what it would be like after, and i wasn't satisfied. I also felt really bad for my father, since both his children died on the same day. That's also a good hard taste of the truth



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181,191 I think CNN is determined to drive themselves out of business. At least after the election the New York Times pretended to apologize for their biased news coverage. But CNN just keeps going. They refuse to back down. Now the absurdity of their news stories becomes bizarre entertainment, in a circus freak show sort of way.



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181,190 You can be an odious, disgusting, manipulative, abusive, womanizing sack of shit and STILL manage to always get your way. Just ask D.G. of Aiken, South Carolina! :D



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181,189 Excuse me fat ass bitch,

You have no right to talk other people down and then use the excuse like "oh I'm fat, I have to work harder...or I can be a bitch because I'm a fat bitch"

Guess what, I used to be 100 pounds heavier too. I never went around shitting on other peoples parades because I was fat. I owned up to being fat and so enough so one day that I began working my ass off to lose it.
No one owes you anything.
Work hard bitch.


-former fat girl.



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181,188 I decided that I am going to leave you alone for good.

I know that you think we are good friends, and I am very glad to here that, but I am friends with you for all the wrong reasons. If I were to take those reasons out of the picture, there is no "friendship" that I can see. You will probably assume the worst, and I want you to, because the truth is much uglier than anything you can imagine.

You have always been very kind to me, and you have always treated me like a friend. You are a very special person in this world and I no longer want to risk being the one that takes that away from you.

I hope you find the happiness you are looking for, and I hope that I find mine...

Take care.

- JM



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181,187 Ask anyone who has ever lost everything they own to gambling debt and they will tell you it most certainly is the devils work.
Our president elect owns casinos.
Do the math.  
Evil usually never appears dripping in slime.
Gold.



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181,186 I look forward to the day when I absolutely have someone's heart and they in turn have mine.

Safe, secure and authentically yours.  It's time to start writing letters to my future spouse again.  :)



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181,185 I keep wondering why it's so exciting to me to look elsewhere for sex- I believe it's because there's truly nothing quite like the first time you have sex with a person.



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181,184 I screwed up big time. I was pals with a great guy, but no I wanted more. And now he's no longer in my life. When will I learn? Be happy with what you have, dummy. <--- I should tattoo this on my forehead.



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181,183 The college shower story and the guy who fucked his best friend's wife have gotten me so fucking horny.



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181,182 I dislike people that cheat but goddamn stories like 181153's turn me on like no other



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181,181 Trump Jr. is a bigger fucking slime ball than his father.

Unbelievable, but true that that is even possible.



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181,180 my boss is selling $50 silver rings as $1000 platinum rings



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181,179 People, can we please stop saying "balls"? They are part of men's genitals. It's not appropriate to mention them in movies, on TV, on magazine covers. It's everywhere.

Would it be okay to say "cunt" everywhere? When a woman does something bold, should we say, "Hey, you have a big cunt."

Women, would you like that?

Stop it with the balls already.



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181,178 "There's going to be a recount in Wisconsin? Why? Did something go wrong with the Presidential election process? It must have. Why else would officials want a recount? They're spending millions on it. It must be real. They must know something. I'm losing faith in our election process. I'm losing faith in America."

See how that works Democrats? You are playing political games and you are undermining the nation.



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181,177 You know what's hilarious, people who so called themselves conservatives or republicans complaining or assuming that any person who dislikes Trump is a Hillary lover yet they voted for a very liberal wannabe republican of Donald Trump.



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181,176 I want to scream



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181,175 Maybe it's childish of me... but I just love watching liberals have their breakdowns over Trump.

I'm not even really a Trump guy.  But can you imagine your Chosen One - your undefeatable candidate - the one who was supposed to be Presidneng - the one who was so convinced that she was going to win that she didn't even have a concession speech prepared...

... can you imagine her losing to Donald Trump?

It's delicious.  I don't even care if the guy starts a nuclear war.  I just live watching the liberals go bonkers.



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181,174 I am a sex addict.



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181,173 I am a fraud.



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181,172 Being an asshole is not cool



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181,171 Donald Trump is a terrible example of a man.



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181,170 I'm done with my Christmas shopping. :)



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181,169 Just as troubling as your man seeing traces of your poop during anal, the action of him pushing his thing in and out has the effect of inserting air in there. Often, too often, even once is too often, the air comes out with a rude noise.

Anal sex is to be avoided.



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181,168 I hate when people hug me. I'm not a huggy sort. Touchy feely people, understand not everyone is like you. Please keep your distance.



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181,167 I don't like my husband. I hope he gets hit by a bus.



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181,166 If you worked at a job where you didn't like your boss. Say you thought he was mean and arrogant. Whatever. But if you came home and whined about it all the time to friends and family, then guess what? People wouldn't like you very much either. Your choices are to accept the situation. Or quit. But it's not fair of you to burden everyone else in your life because you don't like your boss.

Now consider Trump. Like it or not, he's the boss. Accept it. Or quit and leave the country. But stop whining about it. Trump isn't my immediately burden. You cry babies are. Shut up already and deal with it.



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181,165 This a secret that many people don't seem to understand. Being an asshole is not cool.



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181,164 I know in my heart that everything is going to be okay. Even if it's not. Everything is okay.

God's will, not mine be done.



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181,163 Let me put it this way. I know not everyone who voted for Trump is a racist.

But every racist I know voted for him.



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181,162 I've gotten to the point in my life where I feel like a dude. I have interest in a guy (or a girl) and soon after I lose interest. I don't necessarily need to sleep with them for that to happen, though it does either way. I just have no patience anymore. Guys come up with so many excuses not to commit to girls, and yet they still try to sap as much love and affection from you as they can. It's annoying, at this point. So as soon as someone makes excuses as to why they can't be in a relationship, little do they know I've already started choosing my next candidate in my head.

Granted, I gave someone a chance and took those excuses for 2 years with no changes, so I think I've heard enough bullshit to call it when I see it.



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181,161 The family came over for Thanksgiving. I normally have my three Christmas trees up. My mother asked where were they and when I said, "Im too busy this year", I was being nice. Because she and a lot of other Americans decided to vote in a breathtakingly unqualified, cruelly bigoted, ignorantly intellectually lazy and immature buffoon into the Whitehouse, I see no reason to celebrate. There will be no trees until that asshole is out of office.



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181,160 If I wrote my life story people would assume it was fiction and it's not a very happy story....



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181,159 I remember when you took me to Waffle House when my family was sending me to rehab. I remember you coming to visit me  in the mountains. My own sisters, mother, father ... didn't come see me. They didn't write me. You did. You made me a mix tape. One time you wrote my dad an email and stood up for me. I can still remember your mouth, your eyes, your smile, the kind words you said to me.I wish I could smell you and hug your neck..

I truly loved you. Still do.



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181,158 Oral sex....I suppose it depends on the woman but for me, the sooner you get to it, the better. It's not like I'm not going to give you head so why would you refrain from licking me???



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181,157 I am about to turn 45 and I am childless.
My whole life I have known that I did not want children.
I asked for a tube ligation 3 times and was denied 3 times - even after two abortions, doctors still would not grant it to me bc they felt I was too young and might change my mind. My first pregnancyntermination happened when i was19 and the 2nd one happened when I was 40. 40 years old and an asshole doctor has the nerve to say no bc I might still change my mind???  

Well, I just had a hysterectomy because of a massive fibroid tumor causing all sorts of issues.  

I can't believe I am finally done with all this agony. Try living a sexual life while being constantly petrified of getting pregnant. No more. I am free to live my life without having to justify my choices. I am free to be a guy, kinda. Life is good.

F/44



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181,156 All my long term boyfriends went down on me during our first sex. Of course, they became boyfriends because I enjoyed spending time with them in and out of the bedroom, but it added to the desire of being together. Please, don't hold yourself. Plus, if you enjoy going down on a woman, and she does not respond favorably, then it should be your first red flag. Better get it out of the way early.



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181,155 Holy shit.  Investigate PizzaGate.  Go to Twitter...youtube..see what Breitbart tweeted about Hillary Clinton's chief of staff John Podesta.  Pedophilia is rife with our political leaders and Hollywood.  Look up Jimmy Saville and the BBC.  PizzaGate.



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181,154 My brother went to prison for the very first time on a non-violent drug charge. I've never ever visited anyone is prison before. The whole experience was my first. During the course of visiting my brother he introduced me to someone he had taking a liking to, a man that became my brother's mentor and my brother fully respected. This man had done 16 years for a first time, non-violent drug crime.

Long story short, this man and I began a friendship with no expections of anything outside of that. Well... That was 4 years ago. He and I feel in love. I know many of you think I may be crazy for falling in love with a man in prison. I too had my prejudices of people in prison. But not anymore.

President Obama created a clemency iniative for those men and women that were serving unjust, long and extremely punitive federal  sentences for first time nonviolent drug crime.

My loved one and I worked round the clock preparing his petition for clemency and submitted for the office of the pardon attorney in Washington DC.

On August 3, 2016 my loved one was granted clemency by our amazing president Obama.

After 18 years in prison my best friend and love of my life will walk out of prison in June 2017. He is coming to live with me and will get married.

I know his transition will be challenging but he and are are determined to beat the odds.

We are all one bad decision away from going to prison. We have all done things for which could have landed us in jail. Only difference is some of us didn't get caught.



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181,153 I once fucked my best friend's wife. I was visiting them for dinner and he had to go up and change the baby while she wanted to get me a video from their collection  in the basement. I went with her. When she reached up for the video on a shelf I cupped her breasts from behind. I don't know why I did it. It was totally on impulse. I thought she would turn and slap me while I cupped and squeezed but all she did was say, "Oh...". Then she took me by the hand and led me to a lounger and dropped her pants and panties and whispered, "Hurry!". I didn't need any more encouragement, dropped my pants and entered her. I was hard and she was wet - and tight. In maybe two minutes of frantic pounding I filled her with cum. I wiped my cock on her ass. She pulled up her pants and fixed herself and so did I and we went up stairs with the video. My friend hadn't even come down stairs from changing the baby yet. We went on like usual. It was a very weird thing for me.



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181,152 Note to Trump: Get the fuck off Twitter you stupid fucking moron.



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181,151 Not much of a secret really. But I've been married over 30 years and have never cheated. Pretty sure my wife has been faithful as well.

I think there are lots of faithful people out there.



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181,150 I sometimes hate my girlfriend....



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181,149 Day after Thanksgiving I went to a well known large chain store. Their turkeys were on sale for $0.79 per pound. This seemed like a great value to me. Normally I see whole turkeys for about $1.50 per pound.

On the refrigerated case where they kept the turkeys, there was another sign saying $10 rebate at the register on any turkey purchase.

I looked at one random turkey. It was 18 pounds. The price tag was $14.26. After the rebate, I would only pay $4.26 for this hefty bird. Amazing.

But in thinking about it, I wondered... I looked through the case. I found a 12 pound turkey. The price tag said $9.61. But after the $10 rebate, they would owe me $0.39??  How could this be that they'd pay me to buy a turkey? It must be a mistake.

I brought the turkey and some other items to the register. Sure enough, they rang up the turkey as $9.61. The $10 was automatically deducted. This generated a credit of $0.39 which then was applied to my other items. If it was a mistake, they didn't notice.

I brought my groceries out to my car. Then I went back into the store and searched through the turkey case. I found 7 more small turkeys each costing under $10. I looked for the dumbest looking cashier girl. She scanned all 7 turkeys and then told me my change would be $3.37. I didn't pay anything, but she handed me money. I walked out of there with 7 turkeys and free cash.

I love America!



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181,148 I fucking cannot stand it that this lying, unqualified, buffoon is our next president.

Makes me sick.



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181,147 I want to stop talking dirty with guys online because I feel like it's bad, but I can't help it...if I had a boyfriend it wouldn't happen.



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181,146 I'm starting to think that you take me for granted or you really just view me as convenience.

My gut is usually right about these things unfortunately.



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181,145 Why the fuck is deficit spending OK with Republicans when there is a Republican president? But is the worst thing imaginable under a Democratic president?

Fucking scumbags.



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181,144 #181141 - Non-shitbags are out here. Start by looking for guys that did not vote for the Groper-in-Chief-Elect.



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181,143 I'm never quite sure how to approach sex the first time with a woman. I'm a big fan of foreplay and building up the sexual tension. So I like to go down on a woman and lick her pussy. But when it's our first time having sex, it seems a little too intimate to lick her pussy. You really can't get more intimate. Strangely, having my dick in her pussy seems a little less invasive. So I'm never quite sure what to do on that first time. Just fuck? Or lick her pussy first? A sincere question to women.  Do you have a preference? Do you want a guy to lick your pussy the first time? Or should he keep it to just intercourse?



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181,142 Don't waste your time. I'm one of those shitbag guys. I cheated every chance I could. It wasn't a question at all. It was a given I would cheat. I could spend the night with my girlfriend. It would be a happy time for both of us. But by the next day when I was home again, if the chance came up, I'd cheat. I'd say I slept with about 100 women from age 20 to 30. In that same time frame I continuously had a girlfriend, 4 in total, a few years each. The 96 other women, that was me cheating on a girlfriend. It means on average, I cheated on each girlfriend 2 dozen times. Me a shitbag? Yes, you got that right. One slight justification, many of the women I slept with knew my girlfriend. They were friends or acquaintances of hers. So they knew what they were doing.



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181,141 My secret is that I'm still holding  out hope that not all men are closet shitbags with zero self-control who cheat at any given opportunity.



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181,140 When I was in college, my girlfriend lived on the top floor of this old dorm building. There were only a few dorm rooms on the top floor, and one bathroom. It worked out because only women lived on the floor.

One afternoon I came to visit, but just before I knocked on my girlfriend's door, a women came out of the next room. She was only wearing a towel. She was carrying her little bucket with soap and stuff. She was obviously about to take a shower.

I had spoken to her a few times before while waiting in the hall for my girlfriend to get back from a class. She was pretty. I had her pegged as very smart, but a bit of a college rebel sort. I liked our conversations. Now here she was standing in front of me with only a towel.

I smiled. She smiled back and said something like, "Don't you hate when you're the only one with no clothes on?"

I said something like, "Well... I could take my clothes off if that would make you feel more comfortable."

She said, "Okay, if you'll wash my hair for me."

It was all just teasing. She even held the bathroom door open for me. But it was still teasing. It was a way of tauntingly saying, "Come on, I dare you." She obviously knew my girlfriend was 20 feet away.

So what did I do? I walked into the bathroom. I took her little bucket from her hands and looked for the shampoo. "Herbal Essence, I love this stuff. Okay, come on get in the shower."

She stood there frozen and deadpan looking right in my eyes. Like 5 very long seconds passed. Then just to be as provocative as possible, without breaking our gaze, she yanked at her towel and let it fall to the floor. She climbed into the shower stall.

Oh my God, what a sassy attitude on this woman.

Not to be outdone, I pulled my clothes off and joined her in the shower.

I started off doing her hair. I found it incredibly sensuous to wash a woman's hair. This then led to me taking the soap and washing her neck, her shoulders, her arms, her breasts, right on down. I washed her pussy, her ass. I knelt on the shower floor and washed her feet.

When I came back up, I had a hard on. She said, "Someone is happy to see me." She reached out and started stroking my cock. She then knelt down and took it in her mouth.

After a few minutes, she came back up. We both had the same idea. She turned around, leaned over slightly while placing her hands on the shower stall wall.

I fucked her from behind. It was pretty quick because it was a pretty overwhelming situation. I pulled out and ejaculated while standing there. She turned around to see me cum.

She dried off. I put my clothes back on even though I was wet. She leaned in and kissed me. I kissed her back. She wrapped her towel around herself, and went back to her room. I waited another minute and then knocked on my girlfriend's door. She asked why I looked wet. I said I was hot and sweating.

That was that. Three minutes earlier I was fucking another woman. But now here I was with my girlfriend. Totally unexpected and as you might imagine, it has dominated my fantasy life ever since.



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181,139 I hate that people use big words when little words will do just fine.

"We will be discussing the etiology for bad grades..."

I had to look it up. We will be discussing the CAUSES for bad grades.

There, isn't that a better way to say it - especially if you are trying to convince people of something? Use words we understand!



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181,138 I don't want to bitch to anyone about this because it's pretty tedious, so I'm going to bitch about it like I'm writing a letter I'll never send. So much to get off my chest!!

Dear friend:

I know you just moved to the area and you don't have friends and don't have the chance to make any because you're at home taking care of your crippled grandfather. It's a great thing you're doing and I commend you. But the more I go to hang out with you, the more I wonder if it's not me specifically you want to hang with as it is you just want someone to hang out. Hear me out.

1) It's not always enjoyable to be around you. You say you just want my company and I don't have to do anything else. But then you start having all these expectations of me. I don't really like: going into the cold garage when you smoke weed, when you get bent out of shape because I don't want to smoke weed anymore, when I stay the night and don't want to get up at 8 am on a weekend and you get pissed off, when you expect me to play with your grandpa'a sometimes-vicious dog who's bitten you before. Stop getting pissed off when I don't bend to your will.

3) When I don't do what you want me to do, you get angry and verbally abusive sometimes. Ever wonder why I bury myself in my phone? It's because you're guilting me and bitching at me and you don't listen when I try to tell you what's bothering me.I tell you that I don't like when you guilt me, but you turn it around on me.

3) Bro, I don't want to smoke weed anymore. My new doctor is a hardass and won't prescribe my meds to me if I smoke. She saw "cannabis abuse" on my medical record from two years ago and acts like I'm still a hardcore stoner. It's not worth it anymore. Stop pushing it on me when I'm anxious because weed makes it worse! Maybe the reason why you're short on cash is because you always blow your money on it. Then you ask me to loan you money and have your grandfather lay me back. Do you know how uncomfortable and awkward that makes me feel? Learn to budget your shit.

4) Quit calling me up in a whiny voice and telling me how lonely you are and that I should come around more. I'm busy. I have a demanding job. I like my alone time. I don't want to hang out as much as you do. I really hate when you guilt me by saying your grandpa misses my company too. When I got pissed at you for verbally abusing me and didn't come around for a couple weeks, you guilted me by asking me not to take it out on you guys by not coming around. Why would I want to come around if you're going to bash me when I don't do want you want?

Maybe there's something I'm doing wrong that I'm missing. Maybe I'm being selfish and only thinking of myself, but it's pretty hard to justify you guilt-tripping me and controlling me. You're not a bad person, and I still want to be friends. But at the same time, I'm not going to put myself in an environment where I'm unhappy, arguing, and being guilt-tripped. I don't have time for that shit. Things needs to change soon, otherwise I can't keep doing this. I've expressed my grievances to you before, and you cleaned up your act for like two days.

If you pull this shit on me again, I'm pulling the plug on spending time with you. I've tried to be patient because I know you have no one else, and I feel bad bailing on you. I probably should have a couple of months ago. But if you don't treat people properly, you will lose them. Turn your shit around or I'm gone.



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181,137 I need to vent and be sad so no one has to read this. I probably sound really whiny -___-

I feel like, no, I know, I'm a forgettable person. I get along with everyone, I'm not a downer to be around, and I can hold an intelligent conversation but also let loose and have fun too. I'm told I'm fun to be around. So why am I constantly forgotten and not included in plans to hang out? I won't butt into plans or ask to hang out, but I do suggest when I do hang out with my friends that we should hang out more. They say yes, of course. But then it never it happens. If they remember, they'll invite me. But like I said, I can't stand the thought of inviting myself to hang out with others. I want to be invited, I want to feel like they WANT me to come hang out.

It's been like this as long as I can remember. It's so confusing when I'm told I'm a fun, awesome person to be around but then I'm not included in plans 90% of the time. I'm so lonely. I'm home all the time. Watching everyone have fun via Snapchat and social media. I can't just send a message and say "Hey can I come chill too?" If they wanted me there, they would have asked me to come out...



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181,136 It was six years ago , Thanksgiving.....

That's truly when my consciousness began to shift, radically.



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181,135 I really don't think men and women can be "just friends". I do believe that if one party is attractive then the other will have feelings. It just makes sense.

I am friends with X. I like X because he/she has the qualities of being a good friend: kind, supportive, etc, and that's why we are friends in the first place.  Evidently, that's what I want in a partner as well...!

I am friends with X -> "hmm, X isn't too bad looking!" -> "Maybe we can go on a date" ... attraction sparks.

Sure you can let your significant other be friends with an attractive person... but don't say I didn't warn ya!!!!



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181,134 I miss sharing music with you. I miss writing little scenarios I imagined. I miss the excitement of believing. I miss anticipating you.



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181,133 I guess almost killing someone while you were driving drunk wasn't a big enough wake up call to stop drinking. I'm tired of listening you say the same things over and over, I'm tried of babysitting you, and I'm tired of you thinking this kind of behavior at your age is anywhere near acceptable. You're on your own. AA didn't work. NA didn't work.

Enjoy your liver failure and life in prison because I give up.



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181,132 Hahaha. I use to live in a  old house and yes creepy things do happen and ghosts are real. Even for an antehist like me. I'm looking to buy a house and my boyfriend gets so annoyed everytime  I look around for clues or ask about deaths on the property.  Nuhuh.  Not buying a house that scares me forever. Not today !
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181,131 A family member killed herself today. Today we sat in the house crying and feeling sad because she wanted to go. We all loved her to death. Everyone she ever came into contact with was glad to have met her. No one knew this was even on the table. My secret is that I am angry as hell that she did this and that we had no clue. and it's not that I don't get it. I have wished the same and considered the same. But I am ashamed for even thinking about it. Attempting it. Myself. I hate that I even considered doing that to my amazing family now first hand seeing how fucking destroyed her parents and relatives are. I  am angry and confused and so so sad. I know it's obvious that it was all underneath and I could not have done anything but I wish she had asked anyone for help. So many broken hearts



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181,130 No FUCKING way am I living in a 300-year old house.  We had enough weird shit happen in our 20-year old house.  Apparitions, the sound of 50-pound weights falling through the house, fucking doppelgängers of our pets running through the house.  Yeah, like I want that same shit, 15 times over.  I don't care what you think of me and my family, we know what we saw.



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181,129 I don't think my boyfriend wants to marry me. He keeps saying "if we get married". Its like... Isn't that up to you?? Lol.



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181,128 Sitting here waiting for you to renege



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181,127 talking to my parents gets me intensely angry, anxious, and feeling like i want to throw a glass object against a wall



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181,126 I never looked at it this way, but I think I am going to use the stupid male brain to get things done for me. I was always so insecure about myself because men would make so many comments. Now I have a loving boyfriend, but I notice that when I am wearing a skinny jeans and just a normal tight shirt with long sleeves, it's like people move slower, explain things more thoroughly, are just so happy to help.

Now let me twist this in a way that I will not have a bad day and cry all day long when people make dirty comments. In the field of university, I'm not sure what I can use it for though. Not yet at least. I'm a hard working and perfectionist, but what can I get those men to do for me? My boyfriend won't mind because I wouldn't flirt with them. Just use my trained body and big eyes. I have an interesting topic to think about. Because fuck men and fuck verbal harrassement, it would creep the fuck out of me to the point I was so scared to leave my house without my earbuds in or something covering my chest and butt. But what in the world could I possibly need from men on the street, maybe confidence boost instead of instant cry mode?

Frustrating. But I'm changing my mind set about going outside, so that's something. I was scared to just look around when I was walking because I don't want to see any accidental creepy grins. A lot of women experience this, but is is something we just need to get used to? Because how is this ever going to change? placing camera's on every corner? giving out anti-harrassement cards? More educational videos?  My boyfriend is really encouraging me to take kickboxing classes and I think I'm going to do it after my exams. Certain comments can follow you for hours, for days. I'm sensitive, so yeah fuck you for saying those things. I never asked anyone to step into my personal space, so next time, just don't. Women DON'T appreciate it. Girls DON'T appreciate it. I'm sure this also happens to men and boys, so if everyone can just mind their own fucking business.



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181,125 I woke up from a terrible dream today. I felt so profoundly sad when I woke up, and it's still bothering me. I was taken by the people I love to the beach my favorite place. We played around and had a great time. But everyone started leaving, one by one. The last person who remained told me that everyone was moving on with their lives, getting married, pregnant, significant others. I had none of that. They told me it was nothing personal. And then they left. I couldn't believe it. I've only done right by my friends and family.

In real life, I'm seeing my friends and family getting into relationship s and married. I don't have any of that. I'm almost 30, and soon my looks will fade. The men my age will marry, and my chances of finding someone of my own will decline too. I won't settle for just anyone, so that narrows the playing field a little more. I'm happy to see my friends and family find happiness, but secretly it kills me a little because I don't think I was meant to find someone. One of my worst fears is growing old alone. I don't want children, never have, so I'd like to get married to the right person to enjoy their company throughout this life. Everyone says I'm a good woman. I can't help but feel something is wrong with me.

I guess that dream really hit a nerve. I feel ridiculous :



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181,124 180980 --

Poop smell? Not usually, especially if you're fresh down there.

My fiancee and I have never used an enema, we pretty much just lube up and go to town. As a result, there have been occasions when there's flecks of brown on the condom or directly on my dick if I'm not wearing one. I don't freak out about it though, honestly. She keeps clean and the way I look at it, I'm knocking on poop's door so I can't be surprised when he shows up. The fact that she's open to butt stuff is so hot that it doesn't bother me.



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181,123 I'm working today with my hubby's sperm in my belly. It makes me smile when I'm ringing up customers. They think it's Christmas cheer. Nope, it's sperm.



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181,122 A few months ago my wife (we've been married for 3 years) and I were talking about a sex crime in the news. Porn came up as part of the conversation. She said she'd never seen any. My wife is as straight as they come. Total over educated, proper, girl scout sort. She would never say a curse word let alone watch porn.

I said I had some porn in a box in the basement, leftover from my college days. She asked to see it. Sure. I found the discs and put one on. My wife was mesmerized. We ended up fucking on the floor in front of the TV while she couldn't take her eyes off the screen.

A few days later I went to put in a redbox disc and what do I find in the dvd player? Another porn disc. At some point in the last few days when I had gone out, I'm thinking it was when I was out to work all day, my wife had watched another porn dvd.

Curious, I set up a bit of a trap. Next day before I went to work, I purposely left a dvd in the player. It was something tame, like Ice Age. When I came home, I checked and the dvd player was empty. She must have watched more porn, and in the process, put Ice Age away.

I got more clever. There were about a dozen porn discs. I went into each one and popped the disc out of the holder mechanism so it was floating around loose in the case. Then I put them all back in the closet.

When I got home from work, I checked. One dvd was remounted correctly in the holder. That must have been the one she watched that day, and when done, she put it back in the case and snapped it in place, not realizing it would let me know she watched it.

What a strange scenario. She was secretly watching porn and no doubt masturbating to it, and meanwhile, I could tell which one she was watching.

This has gone on for the last few months. Not everyday, but I'd say a few times a week I'd set the trap and find out which disc had been snapped back in place.

I began to notice, there was one disc which was accessed more than others. It was something about wife swapping but also very bisexual, where the wives did each other.

Who knew my wife was a little porn freak and obviously liked the idea of getting it on with another wife. I've never mentioned anything to her but I keep it in mind. I picture us on vacation one day and we meet another couple and...



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181,121 I am thinking about forwarding the video you made masturbating to your ex to your mother in law and daughter in law and see how a wonderful person you really are.



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181,120 The stupidest of America went out yesterday to fight and grab more more junk that none of us need to make sure the slob next to them did not get it. Wall Street will celebrate. A few of them are my ignorant cousins. They compete to see who can put the biggest pile of crap in front of their ill-educated children and grandchildren. Their rooms are overstuffed with the crap from previous years. Meanwhile not one cent and been put away for their education.

I heard that two people were shot and killed in the melee. Too bad it wasn't 1000 or more.



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181,119 Xanax+Valium+Weed = me zoning out everyone's constant bitching.

Sit back, make some popcorn. And enjoy the fucking circus.



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181,118 Then reach out to me.... you know how I feel



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181,117 It is such a relief to see what used to make me beautiful slowly ebb away.



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181,116 I want you so fucking badly. I want your love and devotion; I'd give you mine in a heartbeat. You'd need only say the word and I'd be yours. We're perfect for each other and you've said it too. Let's make this work. All I've wanted is you, my love.



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181,115 I saw a charming 300 year old farm house for sale. A real beauty. Woods beams. Wide plank floors.

My wife and I are currently selling our house. At dinner, I mentioned the farm house.

She sneered and whined that there's no way she's living in an old farm house.

I smiled and thought to myself, she's right. There's no way she's living there. She doesn't know it, but I'm divorcing her right after our house sells.

I'm really looking forward to living in the farm house without her.



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181,114 So Trump is scared of staying in the White House full time...I guess he needs his "safe space" like all those damn millennials.



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181,113 I practice dying. Like I'll be sitting in a chair and I suddenly wonder what I would look like if my heart stopped. Like how would I fall? So I flop my muscles and let my arms and head go where they may. I close my eyes and picture someone coming into the room finding me there like that.  Would I be all twisty and awkward? Or would I have a bit of grace and dignity? I skip over the part where I'd poop my pants if I was dead. But in general, I'm fairly elegant and put together. I'm kind of pleased at how I will look if I were to suddenly keel over.



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181,112 I have no interest in Michelle Obama. Her husband can be very amusing. He seems like a good fellow. But Michelle seems angry and aloof. I don't care at all what she thinks or says. If she wrote a book after leaving the whitehouse, I wouldn't buy it. I don't think anyone would.



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181,111 The secret service is thinking of renting a floor in Trump Tower to better guard the new President over the next four years.

I think this is wrong. Why should taxpayers foot the bill on this? We have provided the President with a residence. It's called The Whitehouse. It is outfitted will all sorts of safety measures to keep the President and his family secure.

Just because it isn't luxurious enough for Trump to live there, why should the rest of us taxpayers have to pay more money?

Trump, drop that idea quickly or I'll assume you are a pompous ass prima donna sticking it to the taxpayers, just because you can.



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181,110 I've seen it happen where a woman blocks the aisle with her shopping cart while she walks away to go look for something. There have been a few occasions where I very quickly walk off with her cart and place it in the furthest corner of the store.

It's actually very funny to watch her from a distance scour the entire store looking for her cart. It must be terribly annoying. She spent half an hour putting all those items in the cart, and now can't find it. :)



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181,109 So the democrats, via Jill Stein, are officially challenging the results of the Presidential election?

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Democrats, you are the biggest loser assholes I've ever encountered. Before the election, you condemn Trump saying he will challenge the election results, and it will undermine democracy.  Then after the election, it's exactly what you do.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL



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181,108 I'll never forget how her eyes changed after a few months. When someone looks at you that way you never do forget it. And she was right to look at me that way and doubt me that way.

I was lost in my depresssion and incompetence.

We didn't talk about it.



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181,107 To all women.....
1. Do not leave your shopping cart in the middle of the aisle, while you are taking ten minutes to figure out what the hell you are looking for. You are blocking people from getting through, amazing i have to explain this.
2. Keep your cart near yourself, instead of blocking the section I'm trying to get to, while you figure out what the fuck you're looking for....got it?



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181,106 We as a species have a selfish streak. We have to, the selfish survive longer, hence the most fit survive to reproduce.

I want to take a minute to talk about America. I would like you to take a look at demographics for a moment. How we break them up is annoying mostly because how we break it up is based on the thought the amount of melanin in your skin, who and where your ancestors boned matters. So White people Hispanic white and non make up 223,553,265 people or 72.4% So that's over 2/3rds... in fact almost 3/4 of America identify as "White." Yeah us pale-pink-tanish bastards and all of our hatred. Yup that's right if you are not white you make up a quarter of the population. And since some of you also thinks it matters how much melanin and where your ancestors boned you split that up too. 12.6% of people in the US are Black. [And I apologize to those of Hispanic origins as they are a separate variable in this as most identify as white or black before identifying as Hispanic. (Though 16.3% of all people do identify as some form of Hispanic)] Asian Americans make up 4.8%. Natives Alaskan and otherwise makes up .9% and pacific islanders make up 0.2%. 6.2% Identify as other and 2.9% are two or more races.

What does this all tell you? I can tell you what someone who thought that it mattered that her great great great great great grandparents boned in africa told me: It told her that we, that is people who's ancestors boned in places like Germany, Ireland, Wales, England, France, Sweden, etc... all of us are racist. For not putting people like her first. And here is where I will lose some people.
I listened in 2008. it was my first voting experience and I wanted to choose someone who didn't have a huge history of governmental involvement or a history of accepting money for votes. I wanted a president that would be for the people he was representing that is the majority of America. 84% is lower middle class or below. That has no racial bias here. 84% of Americas are Lower middle class or below according to a 10 year old study, so two years before I'd cast my first ballot in 2008 as a 19 year old. I am among that majority. I was fresh out of high school with no money for furthering my education. (though you can further your education you just won't get a degree which is important to companies...) What Obama said sounded pretty. I was on food stamps my entire childhood and watched my mom struggle to keep end from coming apart. I'm white. His message was to the poor.  We were crippled by a system that didn't care. And as we voted him in, I watched and saw that he did very little to change the system. Instead of getting us healthcare, he mandated that we the people buy it, the same way states mandated car insurance. This assured that I would live my next few years paying about $200 every two weeks without covering my entire family.And that even when I was sick, that I would not be able to go to the doctor who demanded I pay his copay that day. So I have insurance that I cannot afford to use. I watched him go back on what he had said about debt ceilings as a senator to refusing to allow our veterans to see a memorial dedicated to the sacrifice they had made for the world, not just our country because the congress wouldn't raise the debt ceiling. I watched as the white poor were criticized and lies popped up everywhere. From #growingupblack which depicted such things as a bread and spaghetti sandwich and other money saving bs my mom did to the culmination where a man stood in front of a crowd and said "If you are white you do not know what it like to be poor."
So when this election came around and Obama's said vote Hillary. Yeah... no thank you Obama because this woman had continuously accepted money for votes. She pused banker's agenda while she was your Secretary of State. She stole $12000 worth of furniture from the white house last time she was there. And the scandals of her foundation basically stealing peoples home from underneath them was enough to make me puke. She didn't get "Poor America". And then comes in the next asshole. Donald Trump. He was in no position to understand "Poor America" either. I was so torn. I hate the election then looked to the one place that might be sane. A third party. Because they saw America for what it was. Poor. Undereducated, overworked and undervalued. I was not being told by third party that I was a racist for being born the color I was born which the democratic party Screamed at white america... Now remember folks white America is 72.4% of the population and we had been told for the past eight years, (well longer. actually.) that we all were racists, couldn't understand what it is to be poor, we were all entitled selfish assholes, because we were white. This was all coming from the democratic party. I'm pretty certain we could have put Jafar as a genie against any democratic nominee, and the silent man would have voted against for Jafar in hopes of being able to rub his lamp and making everyone blind to the fact that my ancestors boned someplace other than where your ancestors boned like that is the most important factor. Because it's not!
I haven't even told my sad stories. About my experience with those who have ancestors from different boning locations.
My daughter has a friend who told her that she wished she was white too. When my daughter inquired as to why? Her mom told her she was never going to be as successful as those white girls so she should get it out of her head now.
I almost died. I wanted to slap the mom. How dare she crush that beautiful girl's dreams. When I speak as a woman as inequality to my daughter about how we are poor I never say "Get it out of your head you'll never get anywhere those rich girls will." or "get it out of your head you'll never make as much money as a man."
But this is not the only time this has happened. I've had conversations with individuals about "blackness."
I was told "We are acutely aware of how black we are. We are made aware by our family, our parents, our friends and the media."
This bothers me because it a self damaging propaganda. I want to reach out and rub that genie lamp! Fuck if only to fix that.

Jafar for President 2020!

Why does this qualify as a secret? same as why they called it the silent man/woman voter. We are silent because any time we speak up about it we are racist, bigots, and evil. Often to the point of violence.



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181,105 In 24 days we will no longer be able to get an annulment. PLEASE, JUST SAY YES WHILE IT CAN STILL BE DONE!



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181,104 @100 not if the person is your fiance!



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181,103 Your wife may be exhibiting early signs of Alzheimer's. That fear of forgetting doesn't just seem like a quirk. It seems like there is something seriously wrong. Please show her compassion. Please help her remember things instead of getting miffed that she's struggling with this.



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181,102 My roommmate is a fricken idiot.  Unemployed, spastic, always talking to herself, leeching off of others, leeching off of other unemployed friends, taking my meds, she needs to go...  Quickly



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181,101 Behaving like an child because people got other shit going on and don't work around your schedule... This may be one of the reasons people don't like you



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181,100 deleted and banned



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