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181,399 It's always the ones who preach tolerance who are the most intolerant themselves.



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181,398 I swear our IT management here at this college is dumber than I am... do they have a degree or are they just completely out of touch with the culture of technology today.. *Sigh* every time I put in a software request for them to install something on my computer they pushback... seriously, I grew up with tech, I get this stuff... just give me control of my computer.

-A frustrated graduate student.



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181,397 I agree with some of the guys here about pursuing women.

I remember being in college in the mid/late 80s and receiving a campus flier about date rape and the precautions women should take. That's all well and good. I didn't want to hurt women or make them uncomfortable, so I asked when I wanted and took when no if I got it.

But this is in a very real way made me a bit more timid for action. Sometimes women and men want a game of pursuit. But how am I to know that know that, or any other guy for that matter, when we being "aggressive" or assertive and transgresses what women want?

So, young women out there, if you want a guy pursue him... He might be clueless, like a lot of us are when we are younger or he may be trying to give you the respect and space you want.



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181,396 When I feel my child isn't prepared enough to take a scheduled test in school, I keep her home for the day to do more studying. Then she can take a make-up test the following day. This is how Valedictorians are made.



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181,395 All my mom does is lie to me. What am I supposed to do now



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181,394 Funny how you Dems can raise millions for a recount, yet when it comes to helping the poor in the inner cities that always vote Democrat, you conveniently forget them. They live in crime, poverty and hopelessness. Trump's pick of Dr Ben Carson is awesome.
44 Black business owner



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181,393 Bottom line is that Trump and his supporters are a danger the the safety and security of the country and the world.

Trump because he is a narcissistic moron who has no fucking clue as to what he is doing. His supporters because 1) they think that is cute and funny and 2) many of them are violent racists who believe every fucking stupid-ass conspiracy theory they hear.



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181,392 How can I help?



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181,391 Hear about the Trump supporter that went into that DC pizza place that the morons believe has something to do with child abuse?

The fucking moron believed everything he heared online and went into the place with a gun.

These are the morons that elected the Moron-in-Chief.



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181,390 So then I fell hard for my married guitar instructor. Wtf. I so don't want this situation  but I so want him. Dear God, please help me.



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181,388 I am reminded of the scene in Bull Durham where Costner says that the difference between the Minors and the Majors is one hit a week.  The difference between hitting .250 vs .300.

I am reminded of this when I get denied for sex again.  One extra lay a week.  One spontaneous blowjob.  One time actually having sex that doesn't start with a loud sigh and a sad "Alright".  One more a week and that is the difference between a 40-year marriage and early divorce.  Sex matters, especially to men.



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181,387 I had two democrats call me "prejudiced" and a "racist" because I voted for Trump.

I'm married to an Asian woman. My sister is a married to an African American man. Both my parents are foreigners from Israel, meaning I am Jewish.

The only prejudice I see is from Democrats insisting I'm evil because I voted for someone they don't like.



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181,386 My secret is I let her walk away. I literally watched her walk down my driveway, start her car and drive away. This was 15 years or so ago, but I will always regret the look we gave each other as she drove away. I shouldn't have let her leave.



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181,385 I want you to know I love you. I'm sending a letter. I don't know magic and it's not going to help anything to pretend I can somehow make ur life better. and u rock and life rocks lets hope it can rock ok rock on..:( if only a wish could ignite a soul or rock a world remove a mole if only words not meant to hurt could hold your hand embrace your worth. what? update:JOY joy joy joy!!!i know exactly how to do it its gonna rock



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181,384 well. I'm ready.



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Thanks for your reply. I think that is where my mind is at, but part of me feels guilty for it. I know sex shouldn't hurt, and I really want her to tell me if it does. She told me that I was right there and that she wasn't going to derail me. It amazes me that she's willing to take my dick in her ass, knowing that it causes her pain. I don't know if I would be willing to endure pain if it meant she would derive pleasure from it, either directly or indirectly.



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181,382 do you believe in soulmates?



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181,381 How close are you really looking?

Check yourself, bitch.



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181,380 I asked God for a sign.  I told him that I know asking for a sign is technically frowned upon, but that since he's given me so much bullshit, I deserved to ask at least once.  Yesterday, I read a post on Cavecanum that was almost exactly my situation when something life shattering happened to me.  Then it occurred to me after I read it... it was 20 years to the day when the life shattering event happens to me.  It was a remarkable coincidence.  Then I checked my phone, and it was somehow on a NYT article on a subject about which I needed guidance on, which was related to the life shattering event.  That was weird, but then driving home through a rural area, I passed a car for sale on the side of the road.  It was exactly the same one I had at the time of the life shattering event 20 years ago.  There were only 1,400 of these cars ever made, and the one I saw was exactly the same one as mine.

Fuck it, maybe God answered me with a sign.  Not like I know if he's telling me yes or no.  Maybe that's his joke on me this time.  "Yes, I gave you a sign, but you never asked me for a positive or negative sign!  Haha!"  He'd do that to me, you know.  But it'll cost me $10 to go through with my plan, so maybe God's joke on me is having me ask for my one deserved sign, when I could have taken a chance and gone through with my plan for almost free.



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181,379 The 18-year old cashier at the supermarket was checking me out yesterday.  I'm 45, I know when I'm being checked out.  She's cute, but all did was go home and beat off.  Guys my age shouldn't be seen with girls her age.



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181,378 My best friend's hubby cornered me at a party. He said he wants to sleep with me.

I DID NOT SAY YES!

(But I also didn't say no.)

I told him I'd think about it.



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181,377 Brexit was a shock.  Trump was a huge shock.  France's socialist president won't run for re-election and Italy's socialist prime minister has resigned.

I'm just laughing my ass off.  The socialist, progressive left is being destroyed.  It KNEW better than everybody, see?  Everybody who didn't agree was a racist, a xenophobe, a homophobe, or the worst crime of all - being white!

The left is done.  But thanks to these know-it-all assholes, it failed to do the one thing it was supposed to do - it was supposed to give us a viable alternative to the right.

Now God only knows what we're going to get from the right.

Way to fuck it up, socialists.



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181,376 I cried when my son's fish died but I just don't feel attached to the dog.  Maybe because he's so much work?  I take good care of him but sometimes I feel like he's dirty and I don't show him enough affection which I know he craves.  If I pet him then I have to wash my hands and they're already so dry from all the dish washing I do and dry weather.  I feel like there's something wrong with me because most people are crazy about their dogs.



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181,375 Coffee gate?   I know this.

This is when the "barista" brand-name coffee place with the green mermaid on the logo has to ask you how much coffee you want in your cup?

Listen, fill my fucking coffee cup FULL.  I don't pay for 4/5 of a cup of coffee.  I pay for a fucking full cup of coffee, so fucking fill it up.  

The coffee is so god dammed expensive in the first place.

Don't annoy the shit out of me first thing in the morning by asking me to think how much fucking coffee I want in my cup.  

Fill it fucking full by default.  Period.  

Today, I asked for a full cup of coffee and they still gave me 4/5 cup of coffee and fucked with my card for 5 minutes then asked me "do I want more coffee in my cup?"  What the fuck?

What the fuck is a "barista" anyway?  If you're pretending to be a bartender, know my drink when I walk in the fucking door, instead of asking for my fucking name day after day.

Pay attention to your fucking job already and fill my fucking cup.



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181,374 I love my aunt but she's always saying I lost weight. Now she's saying I lost weight in the last few weeks but my weight is the same. My clothes are baggy and dark today maybe I look thinner because of that? It's just that it's not always a compliment, not everyone wants to lose weight. You start to wonder do I look sick or something? But my weight is the same. She's so focused on weight tho, so it's annoying. Weight is funny, just like people don't wanna hear they gained weight they don't always wanna hear they lost weight either. Just keep that to yourself u know??



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181,373 I did it.

I didn't "quit" my job.  I resigned because it was time to move on for the sake of my health.  I finally made that move while I was in a good place.

I've never been that good at "no regrets".  Now I hope this is the best new beginning I've had until the next sweeps into my life.



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181,372 I hate story tellers like my neighbor, he will see a person, friend , relative etc.. do something or say something that interest him and next time you know, he will be making a story about him with those details. How annoying if you are going to make a story at least come up on your own and nobody wants to hear your sex fantasies that never happen.



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181,371 Wife - "What would you like for Christmas?"
Me - "Get a Brazilian wax or sex every evening for a week"
Wife -

- M 44, married 17, no sex with wife for two years, expecting cookware for Xmas



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181,370 Every now and then when I'm thinking, I remember how my mother told me when I was dating my ex that if we got married she hoped I'd get married where my family is (a state I moved away from because I hated living there.) She and my dad hate where I live (we're all from here originally) and don't want to have to travel here for the wedding.

Why would I get married somewhere that I hate and holds bad memories for me? I'm not superstitious, but that feels like it would bring bad luck to the marriage to start it in a place that caused me misery.

If they hold onto that stance, I suppose there will either be no wedding for me, ever, or a one-sided wedding with just his family which will be sad and awkward for me.

I don't dwell on this, but every now and then when it pops up in my memory it stings for a bit until I shove it back into sweet forgetfulness again.



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181,369 I never let guys I'm dating meet my grandmothers. One is overweight and the other is horrifyingly obese. I love them, but I can't have guys thinking I'll ever look like that. I'm a college athlete and I know how to stay in shape. I blocked them on Facebook so they're inaccessible to post pictures with me, and I never tell them who I'm dating so they can't look the guys up and send them a friend request.

I'm not letting my grandmothers' weight be a deal-breaker for possible lovers. They should have thought of how it would embarrass their granddaughter before they ate that much.



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181,368 I don't get it.  This guy and me are talking, we were supposed to meet.  We talked about where we would eat and what we would do, and I know he wanted to fuck me.  Now talking has gone kinda cold, not so flirty.  Maybe he's seeing someone?  Maybe he's "busy with work."  Or could it be that it's enough for some guys to know you want to fuck them?  I thought the point was to get pussy, don't men want pussy anymore or is it good enough to know this girl would fuck you? Is it just a whole mental thing?  I don't understand what's up with guys that are so hot and heavy and lay it on thick that they like you and want you and then they get semi-platonic on you.  I've been in a relationship for years and we broke up this year, is this new?



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181,367 I don't know what to make of this. I'm sure it was accidental. I have a female boss. She's about 10 years older than me. She has red hair. She's pretty hot.

I come into work one morning. She immediately hands me a magazine saying I should check out a certain story because it relates to something we're working on.

Fine. I take the magazine from her. There's a post-it note sticking out from one of the pages. It's a marker to show where the story is. I open to that page. So far so good...

I peel off the post-it note because it's blocking the text. That's when I see it. A crinkly red pubic hair is stuck to the post-it note.

All sorts of thoughts run through my head. Firstly, I'm looking at my boss's pubic hair. I should never in a lifetime see my boss's pubic hair.

Secondly, how did it get on the post-it note? She was probably reading the magazine in bed last night. Was she touching herself? Did a pube stick to her fingers and then get stuck to the post-it note? Is that what happened? Whatever. But I should not have any indication that my boss was touching herself in bed.

Thirdly, did she intentionally want me to see her pubic hair? Couldn't be. No way. Never. She'd die if she knew she handed me her pubic hair.... wouldn't she? Yet somehow it happened.

I plucked the pubic hair off the post-it note. I put it in an envelope. It's sitting in desk drawer. I'm pretty sure that was the wrong thing to do.



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181,366 I hate that Christmas means I must buy my wife dozens of presents. She measures her happiness by counting the armfuls of gifts.

I remember reading a short story when I was a kid. The husband gave his wife an orange for Christmas. That was it. It was present enough. It was savored. If I tried to give my wife and orange and only an orange as a gift, I'd quickly be walloped in the face with an orange. As a kid I loved Christmas. As an adult, I kind of hate it.



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181,365 I need an exorcism- I cannot stop thinking or dreaming about the one person who caused me so much pain.  



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181,364 I'm happy doing nothing with my life.



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181,363 I feel like the phrase "I have no mouth, and I must scream" summarizes my entire miserable existence pretty fucking well.



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181,362 I guess you'll sober up tomorrow, so you can put on a phony face for work on Monday.weekend alcoholics are the worst, if they only knew the hell I live with



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181,361 About the fiancé sobbing when you have your dick in her ass: it's because you think at that moment (in your particular case subconsciously) that your dick is HUGE and makes women weep at its glorious magnitude. I know this because I have gotten around and because I see men's eyes light up when they have a small member and you're begging them to be careful upon initial insertion. If I say, "oh! Careful, careful!" They just jam it in, gentle otherwise or not. Always gentle otherwise in my case. It's that realization that their huge member is able to not only stimulate a woman but hurt her that makes your eyes roll back in your head and you know you can dominate her, be the dominate male in a pack, all a bunch of hooey to a small-vagina'd girl like myself. But I know a few things.



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181,360 My confession?

My fiancee enjoys anal sex. She says it hurts but most of the time it's in a good way. We had anal today and I was getting so incredibly close to the end. I could feel my dick throbbing and getting harder and bigger. My fiancee started sobbing. Her sobbing took me right over the edge and I pounded her harder. I shot my cum deep inside her ass. She told me it was hell for only that 5 seconds or so that I was pounding her. I guess I have a slight domination kink, but how did I get to finding pleasure in causing my fiancee pain? I love her dearly and I don't wish any type of pain on her...but clearly, there's an instance where I do. I feel like I'm fucked in the head...too much porn? I'm going to talk to my therapist about this when I see her next week. There's got to be a healthier way to do this.



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181,359 Where are you? Help me.



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181,358 I've come up with a new term for liberals. You know how they call someone who doesn't like gays a homophobe, or someone who doesn't like muslims an islamophobe? Liberals hate white people, so they're blancophobes. I think it has a nice ring to it. I hope it catches on.



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181,357 I've jerked off to pretty girls on Facebook.  It's just another aspect to basic jerking off.  I've been jerking off for 35 years, so yeah I'm going to change things up when it gets boring.  I used to hump the floor imagining I was fucking some girl at school until I came, then I would hump the floor looking at yearbook pictures of girls at my school, then I would jerk myself off through my underwear, then I would do it while watching certain women on TV, then women in magazines, then I moved to doing it in shirts, then to watching VHS porn, then pictures of porn on the internet, then video porn, and then added Facebook pics to that.  I'm sure I'll change it up many times again before I die.

Once, however, I did jerk off to a woman I didn't like.  Snotty, arrogant, but hot... it was fun... kind of different.



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181,356 That moment when you know something is spelled wrong but you click enter anyway. Damn.



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181,355 I have a few friends who have worked the same job for the past 35 years. Everyday going to the same office. Everyday filling out paperwork, answering emails, writing memos. One of these friends has been in charge of the little ceramic insulator caps on the top of telephone poles. How exciting.... not.

Now these friends are talking about retiring. They have some money saved and a pension plan.  They seem pleased.

But I look at them and think what a shame. Their lives are mostly over and they spent it in an office. They hardly know their own children. Their marriages are kind of frosty. They are going to do what next? Move to Florida and go to the mall for a cup off coffee every morning until they die? This was the goal? This was the point of working all those years? This is what life's all about?

How depressing.



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181,354 Deliberately dumb = in style

I'm out of style



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181,353 When I was a kid, we celebrated Kings Day(día de los reyes magos) on January and that's when most children on Spanish speaking countries get their presents but they were also some families that gave their children presents on both days , Christmas and Kings Days  . It's a Catholic thing  I guess we always celebrate some religious day as an excuse to get together to drink, dance and eat. We also start celebrations at the beginning of the month and they  don't end until January .



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181,352 Why do you turn off the fucking lights when you leave the room and I'm still sitting there? I'M STILL THERE! Does it not matter to you? It's either a passive aggressive move on your part or you are not too bright. Either way, I hate it and you need to stop or I'm getting a new roommate.



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181,351 it always seems that nowadays women marry down (looks, mostly, sometimes financial stability/career) and men marry up (looks). why is this?



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181,350 Conveniently, autistic children don't know there is anything wrong with themselves. They think they are normal and everyone is like them. It's sort of a blessing.

But the same is true of people who drink, even moderate social drinkers. They think they are normal and behave the same as non-drinkers.

Nooooooo. You make fools of yourselves. You don't see it though. It's very sad to watch you stumbling around, saying stupid things, and slobbering all over yourselves.

People, maybe it's time to put down the glass of wine.



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181,349 Fuck you. Women know the difference between creepy aggressive non-consensual "moves" and respectful flirting. It's men who don't.



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181,348 I was also a serial cheater. I cheated on every man I was ever with, including two husbands. I've been with my current husband for 7 years and have never cheated once, nor been inclined to.



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181,347 I've always hated christmas. It's a holiday of misery, loneliness, disappointment and obligation. I wish I could climb into a box til January but now it's time to put up the fucking decorations.



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181,346 Dear Yahoo, guess what....using a white font for every headline, does not work when the backround is white, duh!



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181,345 I hate how jewish people have latched onto Christmas by escalating the trivial holiday of Hanukah and turning it into their own gift giving experience. The Christians kids were getting presents, so the jewish people had to invent a reason to give their kids presents too. Eight days of presents. And it's designed to come before Christmas so jewish kids can gloat how they've already gotten their presents. Yay, the jewish religion wins! That's the Christmas spirit!



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181,344 Men who are obsessed with self pleasure rarely ever leave the world a happier place.  They tend to be one of those "world revolves around me and my happiness" kind of people and we all know what a joy they are.
It's give give give give and when you need something they make sure you feel some remorse for asking.
There are other things in the world which can make one forget what a fucked up place it can be.
Like a million more things but if it's not about them, then they think "pointless".



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181,343 Trump spoke to Taiwan. He didn't ask for China's permission first. Boo hoo China. How ridiculous that we need to ask permission from China to do anything.

The Democrats have their panties in a bunch over this. More Trump bashing. Why Democrats? Are you standing up for the Chinese workers? Is that what your doing? To hell with the Americans who are out of work? You'd rather help the Chinese now?

Democrats, you are so twisted you don't even know why you're protesting anymore.



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181,342 I read about guys who jerk off to pretty girls on Facebook. I do it differently. I jerk off to people I hate. I stand in front of the monitor and shoot my splooge in their mouths and rub my dick on the screen getting it all over them.



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181,341 The rules on the SAT exams have just been changed. Students who aren't good in English will be given extra time.

This makes no sense to me. Half the SAT exam is testing the student's ability to understand English. Why would we give people who aren't good at English extra time? Their grades would artificially go up, making it appear that they are better in English than they really are. That's dumb. They aren't good at English.

We continue to PC ourselves into oblivion.



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181,340 Detroit wouldn't dare build a car that just decided all on it's own to stop for a minute. Could you image? What if the car stopped on the highway during rush hour. People would die!

Look a the human body. What if Darwinism design our hearts to stop at random for a minute? You are walking up the stairs, and your heart decided to stop beating for a minute? You'd fall down and die.

None of those things would even happen right? Those designs would be too flawed.

Yet look at computers. Randomly, every hour or so, my computer decides to stop. It just hangs and I'm forced to wait for a minute until it wakes back up again.

I don't know what it's during for that minute. I don't care what it's doing. But it's unacceptable behavior.

Computer companies, you need to get your shit together. Sales are good. Everyone owns a computer. I get that. So you are probably off in the corner whooping it up, snorting coke and celebrating. But you need to put down the drugs now, and get back to work. Fix your bugs Make computers work without hanging.



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181,339 Everything I say or do is wrong, no matter what I'm the bad guy...Maybe I'll just end it and be right for once.



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181,338 Every technology manager I've encountered had no background in technology. Why is that? The big boss thinks he can't trust true tech guys to make tech decisions. So they give the decision making role to a liberal arts major who doesn't know a bit from a byte. Then the big boss wonders why there's a $1,000,000 server sitting in the coffee room for the past year. It's because we didn't need it. It's not compatible with our systems. No one asked us though before buying the computer. Our liberal arts boss played golf with a sales rep and guess what, the company just wasted $1,000,000.

Not a total loss though. On Friday nights me and the other tech guys play poker in the office. We use the crate with the $1,000,000 computer in it as our table. We've spilled soda on it a bunch of times. lol.



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181,337 Sometimes you need a swift kick in the pants to bring you back to reality. Thankfully someone has done that for me. Recovery, here I come.



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181,336 When I was a kid I thought navel oranges were a favorite of sailors on battleships, and that's why they were called navel oranges.



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181,335 As a guy, it seems to me that being a "horny" woman is like being in a store filled with an unlimited variety of free men with a million dollars in your pocket but saying the store is empty.

Girls like sex they say. Yeah right.

I'm over here in the display section at the end of aisle 4 just across from the milk and eggs and a thousand women a day don't even look at me.

I don't think girls like sex - especially the penis. Penetration only benefits the guy anyway.



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181,334 At this time of year, when everyone is scrambling to order presents online, I think back to how I ordered a birthday present from Amazon. I made a point of paying extra for 2 day shipping, just to make sure the package would arrive in time for the birthday a week later. The package didn't make it in time. It was the worst feeling as a parent to tell your child the present never arrived.

To make it worse, when I called Amazon, and complained that I paid more for 2 day shipping and I wanted my shipping money back, they insisted they fulfilled their part of the deal because it did take 2 days to ship - they didn't put it in the mail for a week, but once they did, it took 2 days to ship, so no refund for me.

Gurrrrrrr. What shady behavior!

I never buy from Amazon anymore.



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181,333 My wife can be annoying. You don't know the half of it. But every now and then she does these things on the flip side and I think wee, what a woman. Like over thanksgiving, she's making dinner in the kitchen all afternoon. We have her family over. She's being bossy. Then when I'm about to lose it and walk out of the house, she turns to me when we are both in the kitchen alone, and she lifts her skirt showing me she's wearing nothing underneath. She asks what I'm going to do about it. There are 10 adults in the next room not 20 feet away. Anyone could have walked in and seen her pussy. She then tells me she needs my help with something from the basement. We go down there. Sher undoes my pants. We do it standing up leaning against the freezer. She tells me not to do it in her pussy because it will leak out so I should do it in her mouth. She gets on her knees and lets me do it. She swallows it. Then we go back upstairs as if nothing happened. She can be annoying but she can be the opposite. I guess I'm stuck with her.



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181,332 181315 --

It's about risk vs. reward. I highly doubt most people in that profession would risk losing their job and their source of income to preposition a customer for sex. The customer has much less to lose than the professional.



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181,331 China has launched a diplomatic protest against trump... Is ww3 around the corner?



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181,330 You are such a repressed prude.



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181,329 i am a serial flirter i think, i subconsciously enjoy the feeling of flirting gives me.......... why? i want to stop



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181,328 I rarely ask out women anymore.  When I was a young man in the mid-1990s, there seemed to be this period of a few years where it was "popular" for a woman to have a "stalker."  You know, because apparently having a stalker made your friends think you were desirable.  

Anyway, I started hearing about guys getting crushed by this surreal bullshit.  They were simply going about the usual route of "women like to be pursued, so you have to ask them out a few times."  That's how women used to feel desirable - they made guys pursue them.  Anyway, these guys would get calls from parents saying, "Stop following around my daughter, you pervert!"  Then it happened to a close friend of mine.  He was fucking destroyed.  He called me in tears, obviously wrecked.  He was being a usual artsy 21-year old, calling a girl, writing her music, doing the usual bullshit.  So the girl claimed he was stalking her.  Her parents called him and told him they'd call the cops if he contacted her again.  I remember being in shock and thankful that this had never happened to me.

Then it happened to me.  I made the mistake of visiting a friend's 18-year old daughter at her college during a roadtrip.  I was 25.  I asked her how things were going, if she needed anything, and then left.  Absolutely nothing "sexual" about anything- this was a college freshman and I was almost 10 years older than her.  Got the call from the mom the following week.  "Stop stalking my daughter!!"

Yeah, so fuck asking women out.  Sorry.



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181,327 Profanity is the mark of an uneducated mind.



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181,326 315--- no we are not afraid , its just in today society when we make a move and the woman dont like it , she doesn't not only shoot u down but u have to worry as someone said being called names and being accused and being reported , it no longer where the woman says no and thats it .



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181,325 I too had the pee/sweat experience this year!  Pre-game at my flat, walk to the park-and-ride at the park, wait like 7 minutes, board bus.

All's well until downtown when I go "self:  probably want to stop gaming" and theretofore after I am dripping and my eyes are in the back of my head, looking at the gal across from me on the bus holding a super big gulp, 44 oz, with exactly the same look!

We finally get there and rush the bus door, run down the hill and encounter a mountain of men blocking the way down to the ladies room.

I lead, we crush, we lose each other.

---BLACK SABBATH IS PLAYING NOW---
at the Hollywood Bowl

Then they're done.

Find the #5 or whatever back to my house, and we rejoin on that bus.

It's a strange thing, peeing out your pores.



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181,324 When we we're still dating I had a pregnancy scare, and he said to me "I don't want any children. especially with you" ... forward to now. We're married. Two weeks ago I found I was 5 weeks pregnant. Today I had an abortion. I plan to tell him on christmas, and give him all the proof he needs as well. Along with serving him the divorce papers.

This Christmas I make your wish come true. You won't have any children with me.



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181,323 To all these over sensitive shit brain losers out there who need safe spaces: "that which does not kill you, makes you stronger" ... but if you wanna keep sheltering yourselves, go ahead. Pathetic dickbags who can't protect themselves and encourage others to help them fight there battles are no good to anyone.



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181,322 Is that sarcasm or are you being serious? If you are that says to me you have some untreated mental issues as well.



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181,321 I wonder what your kids would look like.



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181,320 I'm a guy. I don't make the first move anymore. Might get called a rapist.



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181,319 Pizza gate?   What the hell is that?

Is that when the brand-name pizza place has to show you the pizza that they cooked as your paying for it?

Listen, keep my fucking pizza box closed so that it's hot by the time I get it home.  Opening the fucking box lets all the heat out of the box and it annoys the fucking shit out of me.

If my fucking order is so fucking unimportant that you don't know what the fuck you're putting in the box, then you shouldn't fucking be in business..

Can you imagine a fucking pharmacist open your fucking bottle of shit as they hand it to you for inspection?   Fuck, you would run for cover.

Keep my fucking hot pizza box closed and pay the fuck attention to your job.



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181,318 I have no idea how anybody voted for a fucking game show host.



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181,317 Clinton is mentally ill, not Trump.  Deviant behavior, along with having seizures, I'm glad Trump won.



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181,316 It's not about political parties or being a whiner but i think Trump is mentally unstable . There ought to be a law that requires mental screening for any person who wants to run for office , most countries require pilots to take and pass a psychological assessment in order to get their license. Why is not required to have one , when a whole nation depends on your decisions?



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181,315 314, is that really what it is?  Are guys afraid to make the first move now?  ugh.  I'm not good at initiating, and I was taught that if a guy likes you he'll go after you.  It's not feminine to be aggressive and a guy will think you're a slut.  i don't mean just in work situations either.  is it ok to go after guys now?  im confused



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181,314 Attention:---181306  us guys are afraid to make the first move now due to the fact that you can reporte us to the police, loose our jobs all that
So if u want , you women who are up for this should make the first move  
Guys cant read your mind but no man in his righted mind would refuse if u are offer .



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181,313 Thanksgiving was really hard this year, not looking forward to Christmas either. I actually started loving the holidays again, but that is no longer the case.

I'm not sure why I feel sad though, it seemed the last couple holiday seasons were nothing but fighting and discontent.  

Weird, it sometimes seems better to be miserable with your lover than happy alone. Crazy thinking....



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181,312 I have a degree in economics from Rutger's University. I work the cash register in a store and earn $8.45 an hour. Yes, it's working with money, but it's not exactly how I saw putting my economics degree to good use.



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181,311 Baby Boomers and Generation X are wife beaters, alcoholics, thieves, family abusers, yellers, and they shame Millennials for being bad people for having cell phones and social media.  Very delusional.



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181,310 If you're willing to throw away everything that you supposedly love, to give a stranger a blow job, you deserve none of it.



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181,309 I'm a career cheater. I've cheated on every single boyfriend I've ever had except the one I'm with now. When I met him,I was married to someone else. I truly love him. He is my soul mate and my best friend and I could never see my life without him. But I can't help myself. I love men and they love me. It will be difficult, but I will stay faithful. Sooner or later this urge will go away,  right??? Right???



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181,308 I miss him most at Christmastime, too. That was a magical Christmas...when I believed. Jingle...



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181,307 I am really a live and let live kind of person, but all the anti-trump rhetoric is really starting to make me wonder how mentally unstable the liberal left really is.  They say some really heinous shit - while proclaiming their compassion. Can they not see they are the monster they wish to slay ?



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181,306 I'm bad. I love my husband, my kids, my life. But there are times I'd easily cheat on my marriage. Today a workman came by to fix the water softener. I swear, if he had asked, I would have jumped in bed with him. I'm bored. I'm home alone all day. I would have done it. I would have fucked him. There was one point he was on a step stool attaching a wire. His hips were right in front of me. I thought of reaching out, unzipping his pants and sucking on his cock. I'm happy and married. I'm not supposed to think this way. But I do. One of these days it will happen.



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181,305 every other season can come along and i'll be fine but i miss you most at christmastime.



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181,304 People are so freaking conned if they believe Republicans in general - and fucking Trump in particular - care anything about the working class.

Y'all keep voting against your own interests and the country keeps doing worse under Republican policies.



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181,303 Wow, the neo-communist just can't let go. 8 years of Obama. Notice all the crosses burned on the white house lawn. Yet the have disdain for the middle of America that grows their food. Don't piss off people who handle your food, dumbass. Ever watch the movie Waiting..?



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181,302 I can't believe we live in a society which charges an absurd amount of money for an education which immediately sets them up for a life of slavery to pay it back.
               To learn how to work.
Usually to line other peoples pockets while toiling away day to day.
And they wonder why the millennials are pissed.

Most millionaires I know of never went to college as a side note.



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181,301 From Day 1 (and before) the right gave President Obama and his wife zero respect. They hurled racists insults. They spewed ridiculous conspiracy theories. They questioned his faith - when he showed over and over that he lives his life with good moral values. They blocked any and all policies put forth by him purely out of spite.

Now we have a moron elected president. He has shown himself to be a liar, a misogynist, a fraud, a con man, and a racist. He has zero moral values. He cares for no one and nothing but himself.

I will not let up for four years in giving this fucking disgusting buffoon all the disrespect and scorn I can. My hope is that the rest of the people who actually care about the country will do the same.



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181,300 Interesting to note that some people apparently value a piece of paper or cloth more than they value the actual freedoms The Constitution guarantees. Or human life, for that matter.



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