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181,499 Show Your maturity by calling our next president "The Buffoon-in-Chief-Elect". Trump doesn't want illegal immigrants to come into this country, and has spoken about statistics that show that black people and hispanic people do the most crime in the US, more than any other group. Obama has divided blacks and whites, we now have a Black Lives Matter terrorist group which presents itself as "peaceful" and "peacefully protesting" group when in reality they riot against the US whenever they can and kill police officers. Interesting how a "misogynist, racist, xenophobe" is going to surround himself with the such diverse people as women, blacks, gays, asians, which he'll have as his closest subordinates. For God's sake, a woman run his campaign, and people still call him a misogynist. Obama wasn't given any respect because he racially divided the country and tried to turn it into a socialistic country. People like You are the reason Trump won. Liberal crybabies who just whine all day and pout and do things out of spite. These are going to be glorious four years.



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181,498 Nothing has changed.

Progressives were insufferable with President Obama, they are insufferable with President to be Trump.

Children really.



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181,497 Why I do not, and will not support The Buffoon-in-Chief-Elect: He and many of his supporters have shown themselves to be racists. He and many of his supporters have shown themselves to be misogynists. He and many of his supporters have shown themselves to be xenophobes. He and many of his supporters have shown themselves to be absurd conspiracy theorists. He is surrounding himself with an incredibly awful cast of characters - both in the people he is appointing and others he gives support too (such as Alex Jones). He has shown himself o be incredibly unqualified in temperament, intellect, and knowledge of domestic and international affairs as well as basic governance and The Constitution of this country.

I could go on.

As far as Obama is concerned: He showed himself over the past eight years to be incredibly smart, caring, honest, knowledgeable, and dignified. The only people to call him a "divider" are simply showing their racism. the only thing he did to "divide" was have the audacity to be a black man in The White House. And if people think helping other people to have health-care is wrong, then I suggest they rethink their priorities.

So again, Obama was not given any respect for eight years when he clearly deserved respect and admiration based on evidence. I will not STFU about Trump because he disgusts me and deserves no respect based on evidence.



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181,496 When I was 14 I came home early from 8th grade and my mother was fucking her boyfriend in her bedroom.
I think she conceived my youngest brothers.
I had never seen a full grown man's erection. He was huge. I know now, twenty years later that....he was huge.
No wonder my mother made all that noise when they fucked.



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181,495 We came, We saw, She lost.



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181,494 The weight of the world.  Our conservative state.  The people who harass on the light rail.  Trump.  Our jobs.  Everything about our jobs.  All on me.  Because "we" (I, I come to find out) decided to come here to try to make things better (for me as you see it, but not as I intended).  How many times do we have to go over, and over, and over this again?   Even when I say (less than halfheartedly) that it was a mistake.



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181,493 I want to forget her already and move on with my life!!



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181,492 Why ghost someone?  It hurts.  I was talking to someone and he wanted to meet and we couldn't, then time went on, we texted a lot. I asked if he still wanted to meet and he said the work thing, which I believe, but now I haven't heard from him in days.  Why lie? If I ask hey do you still wanna meet and you don't, just tell me you don't think it's a good idea, we're not a match, etc.  There are nice ways to say that, it's so much better than being strung along.  I feel so stupid and vulnerable =(



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181,491 Cherry, I'm still in love with my best friend; I'm not sure if I want to be falling for you too.



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181,490 Do ya'll really think Trump is going to do what he said he's going to do? LOL



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181,489 Help me. Please. You know me so well. You're the only one who can rescue me. I've never needed you more than I do right now. You'll kno this is me when you read this.



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181,488 I have nothing to say, I just wish things were different.



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181,487 So basically you're criticizing Trump because Republicans have criticized Obama for the last 8 years. They've been criticizing him because he tried to turn the US into a socialistic country, and he also divided it. But now you're criticizing Trump just out of spite because Republicans had criticized Obama FOR A REASON, while what you're doing is out of spite. And to top all that Trump isn't even in office yet... Great logic. Some people never grow up.



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181,486 I have been in my new house for 7 months now, and today it's snowing. It's so pretty it looks like a Christmas card. Sometimes life is good.
These are a few of my favourite things.



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181,485 Dying will be a total drag, because I like playing house I always have. Ya, death will be such a bummer.



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181,484 As a matter of fact I, for one, will not STFU already. I had to listen to people tell me for eight years that Obama was the worst president ever - without once ever explaining why. I had to listen for eight years to them call him and his wife racist names. I had to listen to them for eight years spewing ridiculous conspiracy theories.

I now have a right, and a patriotic duty, to criticize the disaster that has been elected. I'll keep it up for four years.

Thank you very much.



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181,483 I'd like to believe the best moments in my life aren't over, but yet to be had. Yet, each day when I wake up I feel more and more empty inside.



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181,482 Secret: Never let a drug rehab place into your neighborhood. They are like roaches. You'll never get rid of them. Drug addicts have more rights than neighborhood homeowners.



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181,481 i need to know how to help you, please, what is wrong??? i want to make this all good again, all fine
please...
i dont know what to do to make this better



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181,480 Will all you butthurt Hillary voters STFU already? Ya know what, it's time you get a big was spoonful of this: “They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back.” So, back of the bus is that way, sit down and shut up. And in case you don't remember, you can Google that quote...



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181,479 I think history will be kind to Obama.  He did a pretty good job.  He moved the country forward the best way he could in the direction he wanted when he could despite not having congress.  He was cool headed, and a true gentleman.  He kept us out of more wars risking lots of our boys, and still killed a lot of the terrorists. He had no real scandals, and no extraneous issues. He was a pretty good Steward for the country.  He seemed like a real nice guy.  Not an ass.


Trump - seems like just a wrecking ball.  And Im not sure where hes going to swing or what problems will pop up.   Not looking forward to this.

47 Yo Conservative.



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181,478 I don't know what to do, my boyfriend has cancer, he just told me. I should probably cry, but instead I told him "I'm going to the gym after work".  I feel mean, I don't know what to do.



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181,477 You look like you act, full of shit. You're so desperate it reaks.



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181,476 fuck me
getting the grammar wrong again
i hate myself



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181,475 the pressure is just so much
everyone think's i'm great, that it's all great
they have no idea how close i am to just fucking losing it
every minute of every day
i have no reset time
every pressure just piles on top of all the others
i can't breathe

i'm so wonderful
i do such a great job
i just want it all to end

i can't breathe



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181,474 Why are Trump supporters so fucking stupid? First there was the moron pizza guy. Now some idiot in Florida was arrested for threatening to kill one of the Sandy Hook victim's parents.

These are the fucking morons that elected your president.



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181,473 460 you must be a very new teacher. Just wait till a kid fucks with you or a parent comes for your job and reputation trying to ruin you. Happens all the time and admin won't back you up. best of luck!!!
-an experienced teacher who is always fair and never petty



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181,472 Stay safe and live your reality of effort. Fight your war as I fight mine. When it's over come find me. I love you.



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181,471 My girlfriend can cum from rimming or anal sex.  My wife won't even let me touch hers.

If my wife would allow me to play with her ass, I wouldn't have a girlfriend.



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181,470 Apparently it's a secret to some that, The Majority" did NOT vote for Hillary.

If you are going to talk about the popular vote you must include votes for the other candidates. But intellectual rigor is not high on the list of the left's attributes.

Proof in the pudding is that every ballot cast states, "Electors for...." The presidential election is not direct and it's not exactly a bait and switch at the ballot box.

But what am I thinking....  It turns out most of those complaining didn't see a ballot....



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181,469 I have always loved you N.M



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181,468 At times my best guy friend acts so nerdy that I shy away from him. When we are one on one I like talking about Star Trek and X Men and whatever. But when we are at a party and he starts bringing these things up when there are girls present, I back away. I try not to be near him.



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181,467 There should be a service I can call on nights when I'm all alone and in need of companionship (which is every night). The service could vet the men and weed out the psycho killers. Then a man could come over and have his way with me. Sometimes I need a real man inside me instead of my plastic toy. Being over 35 and single is tough.



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181,466 I haven't watched TV in about 10 years. I get news from my computer via the internet. But no TV. I hear people talking about the latest greatest show, Game of Thrones, Lost, some show about nerdy physics students. I nod along but have no idea what the shows are about.



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181,465 Burro Burrito =  Donkey Burrito
Donkey = Ass

I will not eat any fucking ass, unless it's female and beautiful.

Beautiful woman are an endangered species; there's too few around to speak of these days and I'm not even old.  Too many sjw posers.

POO tine = fries + gravy + cheese.  No POO in my fucking diet.   Fucking gross poo names.  

I hate the food I eat!



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181,464 #408: I too had tears in my eyes... it was moving how you described her... i admire both of you for handling a tragic situation with humor and grace...



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181,463 I guess you never sent that letter.



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181,462 I had a dream about you last night. It's been years. Totally out of left field. We talked for hours about life and where we'd wound up. I woke up to my husband kissing me goodbye; he had an early meeting at work. He's a good man. I think you'd like him if you could ever get passed the idea of us together. I've never wanted to get back together with you, but I do miss being your friend. I hope you're happy, wherever you are.



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181,461 #457  I have said that before to a man.
But I didn't mean it.



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181,460 Some teachers lose their way. They are bitter about their job. They get angry at the parents. They mock the students. You wouldn't believe some of the things teachers do, like nitpick everything on a test so the student flunks, just to get back at the parents.

I'm a teacher. It makes me sad. I'm powerless to do anything about it. These are teachers much more senior than me with tenure. But parents beware. If you think a teacher might be out to get you and your family, you might be right.



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181,459 It was a huge mistake to move to this state. Now I'm broke, in debt and in a job that has become a nightmare. You should have listened to me. I'm not sure if I even like you anymore.



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181,458 I dated a woman for a year who was a manipulator. She managed to twist me around her finger. I ended up buying her things. I allowed her to live with me. I gave her money. She always managed to work it out where I was giving something to her. I went along with it for the sex.

After I year I kind of woke up and got away from her.

About 10 years later I looked her up online. Turns out she got married and shortly thereafter her husband killed himself.

Why am I not surprised. This woman should be brought up on murder charges. I'm sure she caused his suicide.



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181,457 I base my amazingness on how many women have said "You have ruined me for other men".



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181,456 This is not a secret. The majority of this country lives in 10% of the area. If we didn't had this voting system then that majority that's living in 10% of the areas will decide just for those areas, and that's what the US will consist of - people living in 10% of the areas voting for the other 90%. People in different areas have different problems, but it is always hard for liberals to understand that, they always want to whine when they don't get their way.



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181,455 I am rarely naked. I have a little bit of a belly. It embarrasses me. No way I'm ever comfortable being naked in front of someone else. I'm the guy at the beach who is swimming with his shirt on.



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181,454 I dream about winning the lottery way too much.  Like I have spreadsheets that I update with the current jackpot and figure out how I am going to spend the winnings.  1-2 hours a week.  Ugh.



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181,453 This is not a secret.  The majority of the country did NOT vote for Trump.  The Majority voted for Clinton.  It's only becasue of an unfortuante accident of where those voters lived that Trump won the electoral college.  Do not forget that!



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181,452 Remember when the right accepted Obama's presidency with grace and respect? Remember when they pledged to work with him to undo the extreme mess the country was in after eight years of W? Remember when they characterize the Obamas with racial slurs?

Yea, me neither.



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181,451 Hmmm. Let's see.

1) The Electoral College was specifically designed for the exact purpose of preventing a President like the President Elect from happening. Personally, I think everyone should just take a deep breath and visit reality that the PE will the President.

Now, if the states that do who have their electors unbound or able to vote differently because a crisis of conscience; that's their prerogative.

2) No one was upset when the previous Bush administration purchased new AF Ones that Obama and the future President will use. So, why the huff now, that Obama is doing what Presidents traditionally do for the security, not the comfort, of future Presidents?

3) The President Elect is a volatile person. Tell me how this is good if the stock market drops or companies lose real value for our economy? When the flippant and unbridled remarks send the financial world into chaos?



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181,450 I'm not drunk enough for today



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181,449 Typical spoilt kid reaction. "Because I did not get what I want I react like a child" and throw a hissy fit because the President-elect of the USA is not the guy I wanted. Grow up- life is not all about you and what you want.The majority of this country feels different and voted for Trump.You had 8 years of Obama blaming everyone except himself for his failure and the Democratic party as a whole. Get rid of career politicians and pay back the debt!A  new chapter in American life -a well as in the rest of the world.Enough of this liberal nonsense that has never worked and will not work in the future.



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181,448 I had an impromptu stand-up meeting with my beloved yesterday - it was palpable how we were both straining not to enter each others' space.

It's real.  I pinch myself again - it's real!



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181,447 Words cannot not adequately express my disgust over the Buffoon-in-Chief-Elect.

And no, I will not "get over it". The right didn't "get over" the election of Obama twice. They threw racial insults at him and his wife. They undermined his efforts to create a better America. They gave him zero respect.

I will never give the Groper-in-Chief-Elect one ounce of respect and I will insult and belittle him every chance I get. This Liar-in-Chief-Elect does not represent me or the country I want.

So fuck you red state morons. And fuck you Fraud-in-Chief-Elect.



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181,446 Hey #428, the Taco-Gate person, I know that chain very well. Better stuff over at Burro Burrito. Same ordering concept as Boyz (it does help process orders faster, despite your annoyance at it), but it's served by cheerful, smiling people. And the burritos are waaaaaayyyyyy better.



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181,444 Abigail I like you!



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181,443 I have a crush on a coworker. She's been looking at me with an interesting eyes that they call a flirt. I dun wanna say she likes me or not, rather I am the one who is falling for her. I like her very much I can't say it.

I will be happy if she also likes me back.

Abi, I have some feelings for you.

M 32/ single



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181,442 All my daydreams involve me being naked 24/7.  The longest I've gone without clothes is 54 hours and it was amazing.  Non-sexual, just liberating.

- M 44 #350



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181,441 This unlikely love of mine...
He knows me like no one else
And it makes me so damn nervous



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181,440 It is easier to be angry than it is to accept that I am incredibly damn hurt. You hurt me more than you will ever know. You made me believe that I was worthless, that my friendship had no meaning, and that my love was worth nothing. My heart is broken and I honestly believe that it will never heal. I will never understand what led you to hate me so much and to regard me as less than human.

-F/34/SC



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181,439 OK, I'll say it. I fucking HATED Westworld. Everyone was going on about how great it was so I watched it but it was a total waste of a couple of hours.



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181,438 I miss being able to sleep naked.



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181,437 The truth is I want us to fuck again. I could write so much more. You know this.



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181,436 Why people have to be so hateful, I honestly don't give a squad about others peoples lives  , I mind my own . I never pay attention to what other have or don't have and honestly I don't care.  I'm happy , family is healthy , me and my family have everything we need and more . If  some people will focus on their own themselves and quit worrying about others , specially people that you even know on a personal level, will make your life so much better and happy. Just be happy and grateful for what you have ok.🙂



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181,435 Why can't I just DIE already ....



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181,434 Last night I cried myself to sleep over feeling unappreciated and unrecognized at work.

Today I found out that if I were to leave, the president would consider it "catastrophic".  < It would be.

What the hell?



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181,433 I'm 25 and just ate my first tomato ever. Tasted like shit.



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181,432 I'm done being a slave to my emotions. I'm so done with this.



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181,431 You certainly are an "outcast" because you're a warped and disgusting social and sexual deviant who masquerades as a quote-unquote "good guy". I wish I could be standing right there when that very same God that you claim to love, worship, and obey sends you straight to Hell. It's coming. Believe me. You've fooled a lot of people, particularly gullible and trusting women, but you have never fooled Him.



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181,430 My idea of serious torture would be to sit me in front of Alex Jones for 5 minutes and be made to listen.

The thing about info wars is that they mix in some truth with the lies like most other truthers.  The more click bait the better for these folks.

How do I find out the closest proximity to truth when I want to get to the bottom of something?

I go anywhere they are not selling something or spend too much time on long introductions which rules out much of television and youtube completely.  When there is any sort of ego involved or constant negativity...I move on.

This has served me well.
  
Learn to discern.  It's the fastest way to the truth.

Or just learn to live life not caring about things which don't affect you directly.  There is nothing wrong with being an armchair activist if it keeps you from being stressed.  If it stresses you out, the universe is telling you to think about happier things.



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181,429 Today I started the process of putting my mother in a nursing home.
My mom is 63 and an amputee, she has digestive issues and is mentally nuts. She can take care of herself half of the time, but the rest of the time she can't. When her stomach flares up she won't drink water or eat. She'll lay in bed and basically slowly die until someone intervenes.
Most of my life she was a drug addict. (Still is... Xanax, other pills) She gets them from her psychiatrist who really is just a pill doctor.
She thinks people are always trying to poison her or living in her attic. She throws fits and breaks thinks and will threaten you if she doesn't get her way.
But other times she will be completely normal.
I know she doesn't want to go to a home but I cannot take care of her and her insurance only covers 20 hours of home health care. She has literally taken over my entire life the last year.

I guess my secret is that I feel guilty putting her in a home. I don't know if it's the right thing and I don't know how to tell her.



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181,428 Taco Gate:

There's a highly overrated Burrito joint in my town.  The name ends in "boys".  The workers have a huge attitude chip on their shoulder and the charisma of a dump truck.

Anyway, customers have to line up 3 times.  

First, to place your order.   Second, to tell dumb ugly twat behind the counter what toppings you want on your burrito.   Third, the agonizingly slow wait for your burrito to be heated up.

Yesterday, I placed an order and told the dumb bitch, "everything and medium spicy".  

In the past and when the place is not busy, I can usually skip step 2.   But, this time, I was cut off and told I had to go to the counter and relay my "toppings" order and I couldn't call this out while paying.   Huh?

Anyway, as usual, after ordering, I step out to pickup some beer and return to collect my cooked burrito, instead of waiting around.

Well, as I walk in the door to collect my order, the dumb ugly bitch calls me up to ask me what I want on my burrito.    I restate that I want  "everything and medium spicy".  

But, by that time, I had lost my appetite.  I threw my receipt in the garbage and walked out the door, never to return.   I didn't even ask for my money back, I was so disgusted.

Normally, I spend about 100 bucks a month at this restaurant and its franchisees.  Not anymore.   Sorry, you "boys" fucking suck.



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181,427 I made a lot of money selling used panties on Craigslist. Dropped them in the mail after I got the payment. Didn't have to meet them the creeps and never got stiffed on the $$$.

Jus a thought for the working girls this holiday season.



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181,425 I think the worst thing about losing our home and my husband losing his job shortly after is that we can't afford christmas.

This is the first year we would really be able to afford a good one

Granted my son was 1 last year and my daughter not considered but I was only able to get gifts for my husband, son, neice and mom last year.

It wasnt supposed to be this way. Turns out you have to apply for assistance for christmas in like august, and those that you dont apply for months in advance only help out school aged kids

I'm so close to breaking. It was not supposed to be like this.
It really wasn't



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181,424 I think the Democrats are fully aware that if they try to do an end run around democracy and disrupt the electoral college vote in a few weeks, it could lead to civil war. They know this, but they don't care. It says so much about Democrats and their true nature. They do not care about this nation. They care that they get their way. Everyone else be damned.



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181,423 One time only I answered an ad from Craigslist from a foot fetishist...
After some email communique and a meeting in a public place (coffee shop)...I decided he wasn't a psycho and brought him back to my place to do the deed...
I kept a sliding door in my addition closed so he could get the impression there was probably someone else in the house tho I was alone...
He did his foot cum thing and left $60 versus the $75 offered in the ad...
When I brought this up he said he had gotten confused as he puts so many ads out...
He wanted more as he said I had the best pair of feet he'd ever seen
I declined...
Cheap and whacked...but not a psycho
Easy enough 15 actual minutes of work
But not my proudest moment
Realized I'm not cut out for the sex work game...He also sucked my toes and licked my feet which I like to be the recipient of but can't ever imagine returning such a favor...Can't imagine being so possessed by a fetish like that dude is...



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181,422 Trump canceled Air Force One order because it was too expensive. This is why he'll be a great president.

How dare Obama spend so much money on a luxury airplane meant just for the president! He sounds just like the Clintons.



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181,421 On days when my husband didn't have to go to work, I swear I'll come home and he smells of semen. I pray to god it's his.



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181,420 When she said she wasn't in love with you, she meant it. Man up. There are so many men that would treat her like a queen. The way she deserves. She stays for her kids. Not you. Just wait. I will be there waiting for her.



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181,419 There have been a couple time where I guy accidentally shot his sperm up my nose. Guys, hint, this is very unpleasant and should be avoided. Thank you.



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181,418 Seems like parents and students dont want school to be hard anymore.

"My poor little Suzie doesn't want to take any more tests. She should have more time to hang out with her friends and flirt with boys."

I'm good with this. Sure go ahead, cut back on school. But at the same time I want my property taxes to go down by 50%. If you are not interested in studying then we don't need as many teachers.



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181,417 It's difficult enough being suicidal, but it's worse when you see the effects first hand of how other people dying effects their friends and loved ones. It crushes them, and not just once. Songs are ruined. Places are tainted. The anniversary of your death brings them into a depression every year. Traditions. Jokes. Restaurants. TV shows. All of these reminders of your existence haunt anyone who cared about you at all. And when you see that, you think, "I couldn't do that to them. There's nothing they could have done to make me feel better than I do now. They don't deserve that pain."

And so you step away from the ledge. But God, if I didn't sit on the precipice and dream about never existing again. I'm only 22, and I hope that one day this doesn't become too much for me. All it takes is one moment to slip...



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181,416 Anyone who supported Hillary must be corrupt and on the take.



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181,415 Anyone flying the Confederate Flag has told me all I need to know about them: racist; traitor; ignorant; KKK supporter; white nationalist: Trump supporter: asshole.

Come on and pretend it's about "heritage" and "state's rights". Yeah sure.



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181,414 I need a fucking vacation. But I can't even begin to afford one. FUCK. We get some vacation time, but the last 2 times I took time off something went wrong and stressed me out more than going to work. Sometimes I think that if I lose this job from being late so much, I'm just gonna end it right then and there. Too bad I don't have a gun. That would be really dangerous in my hands



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181,413 The vast majority of people in this world would rather hear a lie than the actual truth.  There is a old saying which says something like this:
If you always tell the truth you will have very few friends.

How else did Trump get into the white house?



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181,412 I know we are not supposed to respond to other posts.  408, I cried like a little girl.  I can tell she was loved and she loved you.  Thank you for telling us about her.  53/m.



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181,411 How do you know that your views are right?  You don't, unless you tolerate listening to someone else's opinion.  Telling me you're intolerant of my intolerance is circular logic.  Unless you can accurately repeat to me everything that I believe and succinctly tell me why what I believe is wrong, you're not "intolerating" my "intolerance."  All you've done is refused to listen to anything I said, place yourself at the center of the world, declare that you're right, and try to quash anybody who disagrees with you.  It's the most arrogant thing you can say, and it's the reason people have stopped listening to you.



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181,410 There is a push at my son's high school to have 15 minutes of recess between each class.

Oh please! That's the point of school these days? More recess? No wonder why America is falling behind.



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181,409 Autocorrect keeps changing the name of this site to caveman.com I always a little chuckle out of that.



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181,408 12 months ago:

Her: "Honey, where are the kids? I can't find them anywhere. Are they out in the yard? Did you sell them on Ebay?"

Him: "Have you lost your mind? We just dropped them off at your sister's for the weekend. Did you forget? How could you forget?"

Her: "Ha ha, just kidding. I like messing with you."


11 months ago:

Doctor: "You have a brain tumor. But don't worry. We think it's benign."

Her: "Oh go on, you're making it up. What a hoot you are! Ha ha."


10 months ago:

Doctor: "We were wrong. It's not benign."

Her: "Can't you just amputate my head or something? Ha ha."


7 months ago:

Her: "What team scored the goal? Was it my son's team?"

Stranger: "I don't know. What team is your son on?"

Her: "I forget the name of the team. I forget my son's name too. It sounds like I have a brain tumor doesn't it? You know why that is? Because I do have a brain tumor. That I remember. Ha ha."


6 months ago:

Me: "I've brought you and your family dinner and some wine."

Her: "Come on in. Have some wine with me. Do I know you? Are we friends? Doesn't matter, you brought wine, we'll become friends. Ha ha."


3 months ago:

Her: "The really great thing about dying is I can drink however much I want. Who is going to turn me down! Ha ha."


2 months ago:

Her: "You know what's great? Having sex with my husband while I have a brain tumor. I can't remember if we've ever done the positions before. It's all new to me. Come to think of it, I'm not even sure I'm having sex with my husband. Wait, what does your husband look like? Ha ha."


1 month ago:

Her: "I'm going to spend all my husband's money before I go so he can't spend it on his next wife after I'm dead. Ha ha."


Yesterday:

She died. She was 40 years old. I can only think God was a little bored with all the old people in heaven. He wanted someone funny and spunky to spice things up. He got a good one. Goodbye my dear friend.



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181,407 My boyfriend is making less money than me and in time will be making even less. But I'll be the happiest person to marry him. He's caring, loving and the most supportive bf. He agreed to follow me wherever my career will take us. We talked he'll take care of household duties as I won't have time for any of this. But in bed, he's in charge and dominant. I'm loving the idea and experience of letting it go in bed. This is the balance we both seem to enjoy.



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181,406 Now the liberals are in a frenzy because Ben Carson was tapped to be HUD secretary.

It's fucking HUD.  One of the most useless departments in the federal government.

Just shut the fuck up, people.



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181,405 my boyfriend is very nice but not career oriented or driven..
seems like i'll be making most of the money in household if we lived together, which isnt bad, but...
should i still marry him?



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181,404 Thing is... I'm the hard deal to close. Suckers.



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181,403 On most days,


I wish my life was different.



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181,402 My husband gets mad if our son gets a 99 on a test.



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181,401 The week after I met my wife, I thought that she was someone I could marry.  A few days later I was walking in the city and stopped to look at a woman across the street.  It was a woman I had pursued five years before.  I hadn't spoken to her in three years.  We liked each other, but she wasn't ready.  She was working in being a bigshot lawyer.  I understood then that I had a choice.  I could marry the woman I just met, or I could cross that street and say hi to the woman I once knew, and restart with her instead.

I thought for a few seconds as I looked at this woman I had known.  Should I cross the street?  The new woman, there was certainly the seeds of love there.  The old woman, we flirted but it wasn't the same.

I turned and left.  I went on with the new woman I made my wife.  We're happy, but struggling financially.

The old woman, she moved into a $1 million home... by herself.  She's 45 now.  But she's a hell of a lawyer.

How different My life would have been bad I crossed that street, for many reasons.



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181,400 I am tolerant, but I refuse to tolerate your intolerance. Thats what I think some of the people on the Right fail to grasp. I am a white male, and I do not think I am less worthy because of it.  But I also do not think I am any more worthy either.  

Also, it seems that this "political correctness" the Right is complaining about is less about "politics" and more about feeling the they now have permission to behave like assholes to people of a different sex, race, ethinc or religious background.  

Being a dick has nothing to do with standing up to unnecessary "political correctness".  It's realizing that while you did win the election, that does not give you the right to run roughshod over everyone else.  It means understanding that some people really were dealt a worse hand in life than you were and not being a dick about it. Show some humility and basic respect.  Thats not being politically correct.  It's being a person who isn't a jerk.



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