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181,699 691 - that's a yeast infection honey. Go to the gyno or get some Monistat. Nothing to be ashamed of, I've had a few in my life. But please get treated.

-38/f/married mom of 2



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181,698 I'm an hourglass and have both: large boobs and bootie in addition to small/defined waist. While my exes loved boobs, my current bf is all about that ass. He plays with my boobs too as I love it, but I don't think he cares about the size.
In my experience, it's not about the size of boobs, it's about man's preference of bootie vs. boobs. As long as they are shapely, it's a win/win situation.
For women, who are not happy with their boobs, just get new ones. Save money, use credit card, but be happy. This is all that matters. Hopefully, it'll boost your confidence.



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181,697 I've always loved huge boobs.  Married a DDD cup.  When I go to strip clubs, I find the As and Bs.  I realize I just love all boobs.  

OLD JOKE
"How do you make a pound of fat pretty?"
"Put a nipple at the end"



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181,696 Took me a while to figure this out, but the best revenge... is forgiveness.



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181,695 Just because your dick has some length doesn't mean you know how to use it. Just saying. Go write a "rap song" for your aunt to like on Facebook, Coolio. :-D



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181,694 I'm tired of feeling like a loser. I am broken in more ways than one. I wouldn't care if I stopped existing. Life fucking sucks!



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181,693 181635. i feel your pain. i so want my addiction to my x to wane, i can hardly breathe for the want of it. how do i get there? so miserable. apparently my brain does not know what "letting go" is! I want to! i just cannot.  i hate this torture :(



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181,692 Who cares about boobs?
Enjoy the ones you have or replace them.. nothing to do about it



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181,691 do other women experience this? sometimes when i use the bathroom and clean up, i check out what's going on down there. i pull back the hood of my clitoris and there is like white, sticky stuff, cheese-like substance around my urethra.

does anyone else get this? i find i get this more when I don't eat well ...

🤔



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181,690 settling. that is what every guy i have ever been with has done. i honestly don't believe them when they say they're okay with my breasts. i no longer take off my shirt during sex. not only because i know what a disappointment they are, but also because i don't want anyone to see the scarring from all the self harm. i have cut, stabbed, and burned them as punishment. they deserve all that torture and more. they are pathetic excuses for breasts. i have completely lost all feeling in them, they no longer hurt. i keep hoping i'll stab deep enough to completely bleed out and die. it hurts knowing they'll never be good enough. i'll never stop the self harm, all the physical pain i endured doesn't even come close to all the mental one.



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181,689 I love an overflowing handful of boobie. I like jiggling them and watching them swing. Small tits are ok if they're round, rather than triangular. Just my preference.



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181,688 I love small tits!  I love sucking on them.  I love it when I'm cumming and the woman rubs my cock against her hard nipples.  With small tits, the nipples stay in the same place and don't move around as much.  Lots of fun.



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181,687   the idea that we're capable of love but still choose to be toxic



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181,686 683- You could get lucky like me! I was an A cup before I got pregnant at 25. After I got pregnant I grew a perfectly perky set of DD's and breast fed. I'm 38 now and they are still super perky DD's. I wear a bra maybe 2 times a year... and have been asked may times if they are fake. Pregnancy gave me amazing tits!



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181,685 683. Remember, all titties on a rational level are created equal. They all have nipples, and that's what matters. In the end You suck on the nipples, You don't go chasing the fat around it.



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181,684 We prefer our internal terrorist groups black, called "peaceful protesters", and protesting about something that isn't an issue.



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181,683 I have always been flat chested, and never had any breast related issues. Despite always being told how "lucky" i am i envied those girls with large breasts, i didn't care about the back pain. Or not being able to fit in clothes, i just wanted boobs! For the past couple of weeks my boobs have been hurting, they even seemed a little fuller. Like to the point that people are noticing. My sister even asked me if "puberty had finally hit" It wasn't till this morning after i woke up completely nauseated that the thought finally hit me. I  realized i didn't get my period last month. So i took a pregnancy test. And it was positive. My husband and i have been trying for two years. I should've been happy, instead my initial thought was FUCK! AS SOON THE MILK DRIES UP THESE ARE GONNA DISAPPEAR!

I'm a horrible mother and my kid hasn't even born yet.



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181,682 I wish there was a way to stop annoying scammers, telemarketers or just obnoxious people from calling my cell. Seriously if I ever find up where's these miserable people lives, I'll send them a box full of manure, wrap in fancy paper so they'll think they are getting a present.



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181,681 You likely have testicular torsion where the testicle twists on its connecting artery, choking off the blood supply and slowly killing the testicle. Get to a doctor NOW and it might be saved. Wait too long and it will turn gangrenous and need to be removed. That's exactly what happened to me at age 13. Didn't tell anyone about the pain and swelling until it was too late.

As an aside, I was sure it would ruin my sex life and I knew I'd want a prosthetic testicle when I was older.  Turned out to not be a problem at all.  Very few of the woman I was with even noticed and those that did didn't give a shit. Never got the prosthetic.

- 50 and still rockin' the uniball!



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181,680 Here in America we prefer our internal terrorists to be white - like the Bundy Gang or Dylann Roof, etc.



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181,679 My school is now requiring facebook to be able to post on the community message boards. I've never used facebook, and I just had to make an account on there, that i'll never use just so i could ask a question about my class schedule. This is fucking ridiculous.



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181,678 You know what being old means? When my husband leaves the house, I wonder if it's the last time I'll see him alive. At some point he will have a heart attack or a stroke and he will die. This inevitability puts bit of a damper on the enjoyment of life. That's what being old means.



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181,677 I have a date for this Saturday night. It's a blind date arranged by a friend at work. It's been a long time since I've been on a date, like three years. (Not because I'm a hideous mean ogre, but because I work all the damn time!) I tell you, if this guy can even conjugate a sentence, I'm going to fuck his brains out!



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181,676 My driver's license expired months ago. I haven't gotten it renewed. If I get pulled over I'm screwed.



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181,675 You mean promote the black victim culture so much that we now even have an internal black terrorist group? Yep, he did absolutely nothing to divide the country.



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181,674 The only people that say Obama divided the country are pure racists. No other explanation.

Obama did nothing to "divide" other than have the audacity to be a black man in The White House.



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181,673 Jeff is so much better than you...and that is the God's honest truth. Not only does he fuck like a grown ass man and not some high school adolescent looking to get his rocks off quick, but he is actually a kind, honest, noble human being. You ain't shit compared to him. I have no idea why anyone would pick you over him. I honestly don't. Pills. That's the only answer. That or money, but not you...not your dick and certainly not you as a person.



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181,672 God bless Ativan. My doctor has been unreasonable about prescribing my meds to me. What a blessing that I found one last Ativan in my purse. I care about nothing right now. Not about the man I love who I can't have, not about my failing performance at my job, not about how I look, and not about the crushing loneliness I live underneath every day. None of it matters for now :)



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181,671 Obama is pathetic. He doesn't think it's "fair" that all states have two senators each, because the least populous states have the same voice as the most populous ones.

Hey, genius, that's why we have two houses in our legislature! The House is apportioned by population, so the most populous states get proportionately greater say. The senate is apportioned equally so that the less populous states have a voice. It's called...wait for it...CHECKS AND BALANCES, and I learned about it in, oh, about fourth grade.

Yep, this is the guy who's going to stick around Washington to "help" (i.e., suck up the attention) instead of showing the class to retire and go play golf and host parties with Michelle and shut up about politics.

God almighty.



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181,670 Ben what did I do?  Did I say something to upset you?  I wish you would tell me.  I obviously still have feelings for you after all this time even though we didn't meet, and now I feel so stupid.  You said your feelings came back too for me.  Maybe you're seeing someone or lost interest.  I just wish you would tell me :(



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181,669 As the tears roll down my cheeks I'm struggling. I want to talk to you, I want to tell you what's on my mind. I'm so sad from our last conversation. The pain in your voice, the anger and hate that is consuming you is just awful. Your world totally fell apart and there was nothing I could do to help you. I felt so much for you and even though you couldn't say it out loud, I truly believe you did as well. My heart is broken. I know the best thing for both of us is to disconnect, but that's so hard. I don't want to do that.



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181,667 Dude please go to a doctor. Testicle pain is nothing to mess around with. You could be looking at losing a testicle easily. There are several things that testicle pain could represent.



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181,666 Funny how the liberals complain about Trump and that the people chose him when in fact if Obama wasn't chosen for president Trump wouldn't have been chosen as president, either. Cause and effect. Obama tried to turn America into a racially divided socialistic shithole. Trump will put it on the right track again. The working men and women of America have chosen.



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181,665 Somewhere, there is a lonely satellite dish. A jumbo jet with city dwellers occasionally flies overhead. It flies somewhere between the ground and the space station, barely perceptible.  A donkey on the next hill makes an intermittent racket.

A lonely man sits at his computer desk and posts about stuff on the television while the wife watches, barely saying a word. Both of them are sitting in their silent company with the intermittent braying of the neighbor's ass.



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181,664 I'm handling rejection beautifully, this time.



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181,663 So was Bruce Jenner



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181,662 Michelle Obama Venus and Serena Williams were all born male.  That's a secret that the elite know but the masses have been blinded to.



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181,661 My right testicle has been killing me lately. When I go to urinate, it feels like someones pinching it. When I'm sitting down it feels fine, but once I stand up or start walking it becomes almost unbearable. I thought maybe masturbating would help, but it only made it more sensitive. I'm trying not to freak myself out, maybe I just slept on it weird or accidentally hit it weird at some point. But it's been a few days now, and it's making me miserable. People keep on asking whats wrong, and I'm trying my best to convince them that I'm okay, but that's hard to do between grinding my teeth and suppressing my grunts of pain behind closed lips.

I don't have health insurance, I'm too embarrassed to talk to anyone about it, and everything I've tried and read isn't working.

There's a joke in my family that the men die young, and it's true. Whether it's natural causes, unforeseen circumstances, or by their own hand, they always seem to die young. 25 seems like a ripe age to add another, doesn't it?



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181,660 The other day I went to see my man wearing a sundress with nothing underneath. He thought it was so sexy, spontaneous, and fun of me to do that. In reality I just hadn't done laundry in a really long time and I didn't have any clean underwear. Haha



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181,659 Who else is mad stoked about watching the great american shit storm that will be happening over the next four years?

#burnthisbitchdown



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181,657 I had a dream that my Mom died last night.  The first thought I had ( in my dream) was, " Well, I guess maybe I won't live to 90 like the rest of my family".  Then a sense of peace and relief washed over me.



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181,656 My husband undergoing tests for his dementia. They tell me he may have more than one kind. They cannot medicate him until definite diagnosis is determined, for his paranoia, angry outbursts, stinking, controlling attitude. God, forgive me but I'm not sure I can do this.



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181,655 I had just met several neighbors in the cul-de-sac. There were no keys. I couldn't get in the house. I'm not sure what it was, but I think it had something to do with Chipotle.

Some of the neighbors were outside mowing the grass taking care of the yard etc. Some were inside peering out from the windows I assume.

I nervously waddled back-and-forth between the car in the house with clenched bowels. I spent several minutes sitting in the car hoping it would go away. But alas it did not.

I again nervously waddled towards the house to see if the backyard would afford any cover,  but there was someone doing yardwork in the back .

  Finally I reach the point of no turning back.  In plain sight of the man with the mower and two windows, I did what I had to do; what nature was compelling me to do.

I'm not sure if anyone saw me but I had no choice.  A true dilemma is a choice between two options and for me, crapping my pants was not an option. This was a true "lesser of two evils" situation. This tale of woe, this ethical choice between right and wrong is truly worthy of thoughtful discussion, very much unlike the recent phony baloney election, which also belongs on the side of the house.



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181,654 Funny how the right whined about Obama for eight years when he was demonstratively a good man and demonstratively a good president.

Then they whine and whine about good Americans calling out the asshole Trump for who he is - a con-man, a misogynist, a liar, a racist, unqualified, uninformed, unintelligent, unstable, and a clear and present danger to the safety and security of the country.

So sorry folks, your whining will not silence us.



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181,653 Everyone has there own mental issues but most of us don't need to be put in a hospital for a month to set things straight.  People who have been committed to an actual hospital usually are in danger of harming themselves or others.
I've known people who have had their moment in one of those hospitals.
It is frightening to be around a person who can shift their personality from one minute to the next unable to control themselves.  I have compassion for them but....



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181,652 I don't like Trump.  I hated Clinton.  But what I love is watching adults whine like they're children.  If this election has taught me one thing, it's that I know a lot of adults who are not much more than overgrown, spoiled children.  We really need a plague.  I know who'll die first.



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181,651 My wife and I share the same birthday. I don't care. It doesn't bother me in the slightest. But it annoys the hell out of my wife. For her entire childhood, her birthday was always her special day. She was the center of attention. Now that she's married to me, she hates that it's my day too.

For our entire marriage, her passive aggressive way of expressing this has been to not get me a birthday present. She gives me a list of everything I must buy for her, but I have never received anything. I'm a big boy. I've never cared. Except once. Last year. She was bitterly complaining about a gift I gave here. She didn't like the color. She wanted the boot leather to be a little darker brown. For this she went ballistic on me and acted like a spoiled child.

I tolerated it for a while, but then mentioned how she has some nerve to complain seeing that she has NEVER given me a birthday present. That actually shut her up.

This year, I was curious what she would do. Would she finally get me something?

I gave her many things as usual, a new iphone, some clothes, tickets to a Broadway show...

After she opened everything, there was a pregnant pause... I looked at her with this look of expectation, as if saying, so where is my present - after all your bitching last year, don't tell me you once again didn't get me anything...

She read my mind and said this year as a present for me,  she thought we could count the Broadway tickets as a present for both of us.

Oh I see. She got me nothing again. But feeling momentarily guilty, she latched onto the tickets and somehow twisted it into a present for me too. She didn't think to get the tickets. She didn't go through the leg work. She didn't pay for the tickets. But in her mind, her obligation has been fulfilled. She is off the hook.

How ridiculous she is.

She's the most self centered person I've ever met. Next year I think I'll buy myself a present - a divorce. Happy birthday to me.



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181,650 Sounds like you are prejudiced against people with mental health issues.



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181,649 MWM 42.
Combined income: 206k
Mortgage: 415k
Consumer debt: 17k
401K (combined) 250k



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181,648 Something is very wrong when the President elect has a meeting with a man who has been in a mental hospital for the last month.
Nuff said.



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181,647 Funny. Hillary swore her personal server with classified data was never hacked by the Russians...but for some reason they hacked the DNC servers. Really??



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181,646 WHINE LIBERALS, WHINE MORE, LET ME HEAR YOU CRY.



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181,645 Oh my fucking god! Trump is such a fucking moron I can't stand it.

He has no fucking clue what he is doing. And he is appointing the absolute worst people for his cabinet.

A fucking four year nightmare.

Fuck you red states.



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181,644 My boyfriend's 20 year old son got a rabbit. It just stays in this 2x3 foot shitty enclosure all day and night, completely isolated and alone in a separate room. I hate how sorry I feel for it. I am a night owl and incredibly skiddish and jumpy which is a bad combo and this fucking thing is always scraping around in there suddenly and loudly from the next room and scaring the shit out of me at night when I come out to the kitchen or living room to grab the laptop, a snack, or my things, water, etc. I can't fucking stand it. Whenever there are groceries bought, half of them are for the fucking rabbit. And get this: my boyfriend is on a really tight budget and his son refuses to let the rabbit eat anything that's not ORGANIC. Then the kid buys a shit ton of lemons, cucumbers, mint, basil and strawberries or some shit, and guess what THAT'S for??? FLAVOR INFUZED WATER!!!!! Can you believe that shit?!?? USELESS SHIT and it costs SO MUCH.  I just can't. This is ridiculous, beyond ridiculous. I can't believe these people, the dog is the same way. He gets leftover filet mingons and the good salami and lunch meat, fuck everybody else, the dog is laying under the kitchen table so my son and I can't use it, "the baby is sleeping." Total madness. IT'S A DOG!!!! He gets out of MY WAY, not the other way around, lunatic! Why do I keep remembering the taste of that amazing rabbit ravioli at the extremely high-end restaurant I was at one time....? I'm so about to pull a Fatal Attraction on this bitch. Oh, PS. He made it out like this bunny was all special cuz it's "litter box trained." And sure enough, if you look in that cage, the litter box is full of little rabbit poop pellets. Impressive! I was legit impressed. Until I realized the rabbit actually just likes to chill in the litter box, he just prefers lying in the softness of the litter and his own poop. Fail.



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181,643 It's over and I feel great about it.



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181,642 College wounded me. It took away my social confidence. It started me down the road to being a hermit. I hate people and try to avoid them.

Several incidents come to mind. I didn't get along with my freshman roommate. Everyone loved him. Everyone hated me. Some women on my freshman hall would mock me. They'd walk past me in the hallway and tauntingly say, "What's that smell?"

I was sitting in the library. I was at a table for four, but I was the only one there. As the library became more and more crowded, I heard two women talking near me. One suggested they could find a seat at my table. The other one said, "No way, not with that creepy guy."

There were other incidents, but you get the idea. People didn't like me and were very verbal about it.

I don't know why. I've long since given up on trying to understand. Instead I avoid people as much as I can.



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181,641 My dad died when I was still in resentful, dramatic, scared, holier-than-thou teenager mode. I was a poor kid, a kid in foster care, my dad left us, and I was DONE! I wasn't spoiled like a princess but I guess I was still spoiled somehow. I thought I could have my rage and my snit and one day everything would get sorted out, my dad would love me and I would love him and we could pick up and move on with our lives. Then he died, and the only thing you can do is move on and forget with grace. All the nevers, all the didn'ts, all the lack. You have to let it go to move on and be healthy. So much of life is like this but oh how in the dead of night the heart cries out. The heart cries.



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181,640 My wife and I get along wonderfully well. She'd agree entirely. She thinks I'm a near perfect husband. She has no idea how much I want to leave her. Her and her crap. I'm so sick of it. But I tolerate it and smile and swallow my pride. She thinks I'm  the best guy ever. When I tell her how much I've hated this marriage, it will knock her over. Her own fault. Honestly, I'm kind of looking forward to telling her and watching her faint.



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181,639 You tell me how much you adore me and how beautiful you think I am...but you don't SHOW it and it breaks my heart. I've never wanted someone as badly as you. I ache for you every day. But when your words speaker louder than your actions, I know I have to face reality and accept your indecisiveness. Another guy gives me the attention that I wish you'd give me, but he is nothing compared to you...



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181,638 Eff you and your words today.  I humbly apologize if my genuine and sincere commentary threatened your little boy ego.  Tell you what:  I'll never compliment you again - EVER and you - don't ever call me your friend, dig?

Thanks for shredding me and eviscerating me to the core.



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181,637 I know that leaving my wife will be the biggest mistake of my life but I can't help but feel as though I can't be my authentic self with her.  I'm not going anywhere until the kids are out of the house though.



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181,636 I hate this world. I wish i could find another



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181,635 I feel as though the addiction to my ex is waning. I'm hopeful.



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181,634 The worst thing is caring what other people think.

I don't need your hand up my ass. Keep to yourself. Don't waste your time.

I'm free.



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181,633 I'm at a point in my life that I don't know whether to drop these so called friends or keep them because I have no one else. I just want a true friend. 30/F



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181,632 610 - Cooking does that for me, so does taking a long walk, or just cuddling with my dog.  Sometimes I just lay in bed and listen to music with my headphones on.  

If you run out of projects try something else  :)



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181,631 Funny. Democrats spend 10 million dollars for a recount, and Trump picks up 103 more votes. Brilliant.



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181,630 I might be taking a job as a furniture design specialist and moving to the beach!!!! Wooohoooo!!!! This town can go screw itself and so can you, David!



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181,629 Public schools don't have any idea when it comes to money , my kid goes to a private school( religious) and it always amaze me how much they spend on each child compare to the public schools. My husbands high school is one of the best in the country , kids that graduate from there become very successful and get accepted in very good collages. Every year they raised money for full scholarships for families that cannot afford the 9,000 a year tuition which by the way it's affordable compare to other non religious private schools and yet , their school beats them on academics.  Is not the money spend is the quality that counts , a lot of those teachers make less than public school teachers, the money spend for students there is less than any public school including that kids that are on special education and yet they get a top notch education. There's too many politics and bs involved in the public system and that's a shame because the USA spends more money per kid than any other country but yet it falls behind on academics, compare to other countries.



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181,628 I don't respect my Mother at all.  Why would I, why would ANYBODY ...



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181,627 I think one day soon our schools with cut math, english, history and everything else from the curriculum. There just won't be enough money in the budget to pay for these classes.

We will still be heavily taxed. So where will all that tax money be going?

To Special Education. We'll spend $200,000 a year on each autistic child. There will be nothing left to teach main stream students.



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181,626 Thank you for neglecting your incredibly sexy husband. I will be fucking him on Friday!



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181,625 The best part of being a person of a mix race it's you can blend in and most people can't tell what you are. I lived in Australia and Indonesia as a kid and people could never figured out where we were from. Sometimes when we used to speak our native language they used to assume we were Italians  , lol to be fair Spanish is very similar to Italian , we share a lot of vocabulary .



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181,624 Trump.

Worst president ever. Clearly. Without a doubt.



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181,623 Damn it, Ben. I want to kiss you and kiss you while you fuck me sliow and deep.

Sick part is, you've given me all kinds if signals that you'd like that too.

Fucking age difference. Plus you're not a home wrecker and I hate the idea of hurting my family.

But you are just too goddamn magnetic and I'm not made of stone.



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181,622 My cousin who already had a pair of double D's  just got implants. Now she's j cup. Meanwhile I'm still trying to save up for my own set of tits, while wearing 20 inches of padding and pretending I actually have tits. FML... Of course it was easier for her. She was able to attract a sugar daddy to pay for them, because she already had some. But not me. I have such a horrible body. Short, no boobs, wide hips, huge ass, small waist. I'm so disproportionate. But her, she's a size 0, with massive knockers, tall, blue eyes and pale. NOT ME! i'm a nasty tannish color with ugly as fucking sin and boring as hell brown eyes! I'm so fucking hideous! She gets it so easy because she's pretty and has a nice body. Meanwhile I have to work for it. I swear, if I ever win the lotto I'm gonna blow it on plastic surgery and still be in debt. No amount of work will ever fix me. I WANT TO DIE! ... hey cuz, hope your new boobs don't rupture!



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181,621 I've  gotten to a point in my life where if I think a girl likes me there must be something wrong with her. I don't bring much to the table. I have a nice job and I've been told I can be funny sometimes, but those aren't things that show in my day to day. I've always lived under the assumption that people either think I'm homeless, addicted, or insane. I mean there's an entire town of people who have plenty of stories about me, none of which paint a pretty picture. I thought moving away would provide me with a chance to "recreate" myself, but I'm still the same cunt I was 10 years ago, unfortunately. I just have a job now.

I wish I could figure out what's stopping me from being more like them.



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181,620 I made myself cum today. My secret? That's 2,500 days in a row!



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181,619 We will be at war with China within three years. For 223 years we have been at war or in a conflict, 21 years at peace.



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181,618 President Donald Trump:  best president since FDR



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181,617 I can't believe this.  The newest "election scandal" is that the Russians might have had something to do with leaking the emails that showed everybody how rotten Hillary Clinton and her gang truly is.

You understand that?  The problem isn't that Hillary lies, cheats, and steals... the problem is that somebody leaked the proof that she lies, cheats, and steals.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I started voting straight Republican.



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181,616 I love my 3-year old son.  So bright, and with such a great sense of humor.  Gets along with everybody and doesn't put up much of a fuss.

But once every six months you have to tell him, "You will go the FUCK to sleep right FUCKING NOW because I'm SICK of your BRATTY SHIT."

Works like a charm!



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181,614 179,731 heres a secret.  You can self publish with Amazon.



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181,613 608 I wish the same!



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181,612 Know what is interesting?

Trumpettes say they love the Moron-in-Chief-Elect because "he speaks his mind". Yet are getting all butt-hurt when normal people tell it like it is and speak their mind when calling out the Groper-in-Chief-Elect for the asshole he is.



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181,611 The media, the WH and the DNC are attempting to undermine the choice of the people and the results of the election by offering innuendo and vitriol.  Their only goal is to delegitimize the Trump Presidency.  If the GOP had pursued the same with BHO, racist.  HRC, misogynist.  DJT?  Principled Americans.  See how that works?

P.S. Birtherism you say?  Yes, HRC's campaign worked that angle early and DJT picked up the torch.  The GOP did not.



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181,610 When I woke up this morning, I was ready to cry from anxiety. My annual review is tomorrow and my panic brain will NOT let it go. The last month has been a shit show and I've convinced myself I'm going to get fired. I have no evidence of this, but I'm terrified nonetheless.

I spent my day off pulling up carpet/underlay and putting in a new floor. Poof! Anxiety is almost gone, just like that. I'm not sure why, but fixing my piece of shit house does wonders for my anxiety disorder. It's better than Xanax, Lexapro, you name it. I'm just worried for what happens when I run out of projects.



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181,609 Preech 603! So true



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181,608 I wish I was in love with somebody that loved me in return.



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181,607 I just hope you know that I see the wonder of the universe in your eyes.



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181,606 Working inside isn't work to me.  I would rather mow a football size field right now with a push mower than fold the small pile of laundry I just threw on my bed.



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181,605 I own a house, and rent out a house, too.  I'll sell both houses when I'm older, and then use the proceeds from the sale of both houses to rent a place where I don't have to do any maintenance.  Not much of a secret, but I don't trust my body to do any heavy work.  I'm 55 and falling apart as is.  I hope to stay in my own house until I'm 80.



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181,604 181597 Its not a question of having the finances, it a question of having the energy and the willingness to keep the maintenance up on the house and yard. I tend to agree somewhat with both statements, as my parents did the same thing as the older couple in 181596 story. Its all relative.



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181,603 It seems like the very thing a guy is attracted to about you is the thing he wants to change when he has you.  If you're outgoing, he doesn't want you to be anymore, if you wore a certain look, he doesn't want you to do it anymore, makeup, etc.  I think it's because they know if they find it attractive, other men will too, and they don't want other men looking at you like that.  The problem is, whatever they liked about you, they still like, only now they look at it in other women.  So they get attracted to someone else for the very thing they are telling you to change!  Fuck that.  I wouldn't divorce over it but stand your ground.



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181,602 i have always loved goth fashions, still incorporate bits of it into my wardrobe. without going overboard, i do my make up in a goth style too. when my husband and i started dating i always dressed and did my make up like that. he loved it. now that we're married he's giving me crap about it. he wants me to wear no make or a natural look. that's not me. i have done always done it this way. i don't plan on changing it anytime soon. according to him it makes me look like a slutty demon... wtf? but he had no problem with before! ... should i leave his insecure, controlling ass or stand my ground and keep dressing this way. i really don't know what to do. we've been married only for a few months. it seems really stupid to get an annulment over this.



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181,601 I can't watch porn as a physician.  Sorry, but that redness is herpes, those bumps are HPV, and that's chlamydia leaking out of your vagina.  I may as well be back in my office seeing patients.



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181,600 This must be a secret but as a renter I still have to mow my lawn and take care of the yard. I hate yard work unless it is directly relating to my garden  so I hire someone. Some guy in our neighborhood picks up quite a few yards as a second income. Its the same cost as if I went out for dinner.

In fact, even though my income isn't that great I'll hire people do all types of things. I live in Texas and all I have to do is go down to Home Depot and there are loads of day workers. I pay them fairly and they do the work I hate. They've also done plumbing work and electrical work as my landlords are slumlords and never fix crap.

My rental is bacially like owning my own home only I have super cheap rent. It's like the landlords know they're assholes so they keep the rent below market value to lure us in and keep us. Also I haven't seen the landlord in years!!! The house could have burned down and they probably wouldn't notice !



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