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182,599 There is this video of a group of guys, maybe it's called "The Masterbation Project"  Its a bunch of cut up gay dudes collectively jacking for the camera in front of various structures.

That is actually what is happening in DC today.



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182,598 Hey Mike, you are a piece of $&&@ , a sore loser that likes to harassed and insult people especially women who don't give you the time or day. Please , before you open your mouth you should look in the mirror because for someone who is obsessed in degrading women you sure are ugly as hell ,ignorant , low class , piece of trash  who will never accomplish anything on life .



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182,597 Lol crazy girl thinks I want her "man" , mind you this guy is old enough to be her father, it's MARIED , been married for almost 10 years, I haven't even talk or seen him since 2002 but according to her I'm having or had a thing with her man .  Honey , he is not into basic girls, secondly he is against all of your beliefs ( loves hunting , you know like killing animals as a sport, it's a republican, money, status, power are all things he enjoys , luxury , idk what kind bs he tells you to keep you as his side whore but you are gullible and beyond stupid if you believe he is going to divorce his wife for you. Please , quit embarrassing yourself even if he was single and available he won't take you seriously he has a fetish for Asian or exotic looking women the rest are just for fun.



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182,596 My wife lies and lies and lies. Big things, little things. it doesn't matter to her. At first when I'd stumble across a lie, I'd ask her about it. I was just confused as to why she would lie to me. I innocently would ask what she did today. She'd say she stayed home all day. I then see an email from her friend saying thanks for going out to lunch today. I don't care is she goes out to lunch. So why lie about it? She thought I'd mind, but why would I? What I do mind is her lying.

From there it escalated. I don't know what it was. She got away with the first lie and enjoyed it, so she decided to make it into a sport --- to see how much she could get away with?

Was she able to find time today to drop my suits off at the dry cleaners. She tells me yes. A week later I find my suits crumbled in a ball in the trunk of her car. She never dropped them off. (I needed them!).

We have a conflict about where to go on a Saturday. I have a work event. She wants to go to out with friends. We talk about it and decide to go out with her friends on Friday, and then do the work thing on Saturday. But when Friday comes around, she says we never had any conversation and she still wants to go out with her friends on Saturday. Like what? It's one thing to lie about something that I wasn't part of. But to lie about a conversation where I was the other half? That's just a really dumb way to lie. Who does she think she's fooling?

I ask what she would like for her birthday. She tells me. I buy it. On her birthday she's mad that I got it for her. I remind her that's what she told me to get. She says we never discussed it. I have her this time because she told me what she wanted in a text message. I show her the text. She says I faked it. She says I used her phone to send the message to myself. I ask why I would create such an elaborate scheme to get her a birthday present that I will now have to return? What would my logic be? She tells me I have psych issues. Alrighty. That must be it. With one last attempt I point out that she sent the text message on a Tuesday afternoon when I was at work and she was at home, but somehow I drove the hour back to our house, sent myself a text, and then went back to work.  She tells me yes, that's what I must have done.

She sounds insane. Like she has Alheimers. But I don't think so. The lies are always calculated to make it look like she is always in the right, and I am always wrong. They are not random odd statements like she brushes her teeth with a banana, which is what I'd expect from someone insane. Instead, the lies are always to make her look good or get her something she wants. No, she knows exactly what  she is doing. She doesn't care if she lies and if she's caught.



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182,595 "How people treat you is their karma, how you react , is yours"

Again, I thank you for all the lessons- my life is exactly how it's supposed to be.

I forgive you.



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182,594 It scary how much I need a job. But no one will hire a person over 50. I don't understand why not. I don't need a huge salary. I'll take any starting salary. And I have plenty of experience. But no one will hire a person with gray hair.



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182,593 Oh wow, look at all those people the Libtards blocked from getting in. Oh wait, those are the Libtards. Fucking. Awesome. God bless America man, I love this country.



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182,592 I've narrowed my entire life down to - do whatever it takes to not get picked on.  This means I do - not much.  But it beats the alternative.



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182,591 I question my bisexuality sometimes. I think women are attractive as well as men, but I'm far less likely to go for a woman than for a man. If I'm just hooking up, a woman will do nicely. I prefer men mostly because of penises and natural instinct and whatever, but I haven't explored lesbian sex in a long time, not with someone I've had an active sex life with. There's a huge difference between fucking your friend sometimes because you're both horny and being in an openly sexual relationship with a woman.

But the thing is, I question my bisexuality because I usually only turn to women when there aren't any men around or in my life. I could love a woman just as easily as I love a man, and I feel like I wouldn't mind eating pussy as much if I got better at it and could actually pleasure a woman. It's actually really hard. But I feel like I could do the emotional parts of being in a relationship with a woman, if I were to find one that I liked enough (there's actually someone in my life right now that I would love to date). I question myself though, because I never turn to women unless there aren't any men around that I like. Does that still make me bisexual?



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182,590 I hope there are violent protests at the Inauguration today.  Fires set, cars overturned, riots, and lots of injuries.  The whole shebang.  I want the whole country to see the violence of the Left.  Let everybody see what liberalism is really like, that it's violence and anger and control that tried to insidiously package itself as tolerance and justice.  Let everybody see what the Democrats really are when the mask comes off.  Obama will be the last Democratic president for the next generation.



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182,589 What did you expect me to do when you suddenly show up and see me and then she does the same in goodwill??? Staring and glaring who would have thought.....shes fat and you can tell a bitch.....tell her to stop stalking me ....shell never be me or share what we have for six years



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182,588 When you have a 2 party political system, and each group uses harsh rhetoric, this is what you get.  You can't whip people into a frenzy for 12 months, and then think everyone will just be chill after the election.



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182,587 Look at the way the Democrat protesters are behaving in Washington DC today. They are cursing and throwing bottles at people entering a Trump celebration. They are hitting others in the head with a flag poll. The American flag as a weapon of violence, nice... In short, the Democrats are nothing but a bunch of thugs. You should be so embarrassed about the way you are behaving. I hope the police shoot and kill some of you.



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182,586 I don't like adrenaline. It gives me a rush in a bad way. It makes me feel out of control. I much prefer my calmer lifestyle. I base my life on this. I always choose the calmest path. Some people in my past think I'm dull. I think that's rude. Let me live my life the way I choose.



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182,585 Conservatism. A political movement to defend selfishness. To the person who grew up poor but is using the fruits of his labor to help others, thank you. You give me hope. I plan to do the same someday.



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182,584 I know he's the equivalent of a three legged dog in a greyhound race.  But why the fuck do I keep expecting him to at least place?
Whats wrong with me?



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182,583 Being passive-aggressive is just another way of telling people you're mentally retarded.



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182,582 I think I have figured out my low-level resentment and anger towards my mother on her visit.

Growing up, my Mother was the most sophisticated, intelligent person I knew.  A woman who really fought for civil rights and equality for decades.

On her most recent visit, I realized she is now a crazy cat-lady.

I expressed anger but what it really was was deep sadness.



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182,581 My ex-gf has gotten so heavy. I see her picture online and I can barely make out the face of the girl I once loved 20 years ago. I feel bad for her. If you saw her today you'd think there goes an obese woman with no self control. People wouldn't realize how beautiful she once was. I'm thinking she must be unhappy in her marriage. Why else would she let herself get into this state? She better correct this soon. She's unhealthy fat. She could die. I haven't seen her in all these years, but part of me wants to swoop into her life and give her the self confidence she desperately needs to take better care of herself.



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182,580 Today a friend was telling me about another friend's wedding.  How beautiful it was, one of the best weddings she's ever attended, how the bride was radiating joy and excitement, how the father of the bride was beaming with pride.  I was happy for the bride, but I died a little inside knowing I will never have that.  Not because I don't have an amazing spouse, but because I never received the love and support for my wedding that most girls do.  



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182,579 A lit cigarette never tastes the same. That's my feeling about rekindling old flames ...



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182,578 It's a little bothersome to me to watch a movie like Mad Max or Suicide Squad, and when the credits roll by, I see Steve Mnuchin's name. I never pictured the US Treasury, and pretty much the entire world economy, in the hands of a guy who makes crazy, violent, whacked out movies.



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182,577 I love my husband. Not looking to trade him in. But I'm honestly bored with our sex life. I need a little spice. I'm completely understanding why married people have affairs. Yes I'm sure affairs destroy some marriages. I never hear it said though how affairs probably save some marriages too.



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182,576 I know some women attending the DC rally this weekend. They are 100% concerned with what food and wine to bring on the bus and have no understanding of what the protest is about.



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182,575 Dad,
    You are a depressed, narcissistic, giant alcoholic baby. I know that you wish the cancer had killed you. I wish it had too.

PS- your obsession w/FB likes is disturbing.



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182,574 Never marry a career woman. They like to be in charge. Nay, they NEED to be in charge. Staying home and changing diapers is not enough for them. They need to control something of importance, too often that becomes the husband. The career woman come mom, will make your life miserable by insisting what spoon you use when eating soup. She will lecture you on how to put stamps on an envelope. She will criticize everything you say at a corporate meeting, oh wait, it was a backyard bar-be-que with friends - she just treats it like it was an important meeting. A career woman will make sure the husband's department suffers while her own department prospers. It's a terrible existence for the husband. Find yourself a sweet girl and stay away from career women.



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182,573 I just don't get women. Why do they act like I'm some creepy guy who has cornered them on the train ? Its frigging Tinder ! You swiped right , you have to type that crappy conversation killing reply. You make as little effort as possible , show no  basic etiquette but keep replying !? I don't understand :(



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182,572 Just when I begin to believe that you couldn't possibly sink any lower, you go and amaze me by plumbing a new and more disgusting depth.

Keep doing Satan's work. You WILL pay. Dearly. Eternally. Know that.



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182,571 Me: i changed my mind about going to the movies tonight.

Him: why?

Me: I just filled that gas tank two days ago, and it's already gone down by a quarter despite the car just being sitting in the driveway, cause you know... I've been sick.

Him: are you saying it's my fault?

(What I wish I would've said) duh! you go out to my car, leave it running... WITH THE HEAT ON FULL BLAST... you think that won't waste gas? OF COURSE IT DOES!  and  all you do is just smoke and listen to music... got it smelling like weed... I know it's cold. JUST SMOKE IN THE FUCKING GARAGE! OR IN YOUR OWN DAMN CAR! OF COURSE I DONT WANT YOU SMOKING IN THE HOUSE ! I'M FUCKING PREGNANT! ... OR BETTER YET DON'T FUCKING SMOKE AT ALL!

what I actually said: it's fourty five minute drive, and in not feeling to good.



I need to stick up for myself more. I'm turning into a doormat.



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182,570 #182558 You should write a book and write about these things. Kind of like the book, The Help. Of course change names and then send them to everyone... how fun would that be...



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182,569 Thanks for dragging my kids into your resentment toward me.  You call C. P. S. almost a year after we split??  Are you so miserable still that you have to make us a part of it?  

Everyone sees through your motives and intentions. Sad.



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182,568 I too was poor growing up, other people paid for me to play sports and dropped food off at our house randomly so we could eat.  My bedroom didn't have heat and water would freeze if left out overnight during the winter.  I worked two jobs all thru HS and college and paid my own way for everything with help from time to time from someone who saw my struggles and would lend me a hand.  My college roommate bought my books in exchange for me helping him pass.  I graduated with $4 to my name and crashed on a sofa of a friend for the first year after college until I had enough money to get my own place.
Thirty years later I am retired with a couple of million saved.  I worked very hard for what i have.
So now I spend my days volunteering helping in low income schools, mentoring others trying to break the circle of poverty, donating to local food banks and directly helping buy food for those who can't.  From time to time I lend money to people who are trying to start their own businesses and I have a standing deal with the town's sports leagues that if someone can't pay to play that I will cover their fees and send the family money to buy equipment so their kids can play.

No kid should go to bed hungry ever...I can't help everyone but I am trying to help out in my part of america.



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182,567 Whenever you are near me my soul whispers

I love you.
I love you.
I love you.



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182,566 What, I'm selfish because you have the opportunity to make money, but are too lazy to do anything about it? That means I'm selfish?? Tell me this, when I was a kid and went to bed hungry on so many nights, where were you? Did you or anyone else ever offer to give me something to eat? No. We had no heat in my house. My blanket was a piece of an old filthy rug. Did you offer to give me a clean warm place to sleep? No. For real and truth, I ate out of dumpsters. I was that desperate. Rather than helping a kid like me, my community labeled me as a "filthy urchin", me in my ratty clothes.

But now that I raised myself up from my predicament, I should turn around and give half of my money to you?

You are exactly what's wrong with this world.



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182,565 Go eat a dick... selfish prick.



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182,564 Go eat a dick... selfish prick.



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182,563 Wealth disparity is not a problem. Everyone has the opportunity to get rich. I started with nothing. I worked hard. I made millions. I take offense at the idea that I should have to give some of my money to people who started with more than me, but didn't work nearly as hard as I did. Please explain how that is fair to me.



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182,562 Just read grapes of wrath for the first time. Everyone should read it at some point. It made me consider how lucky I am,and inspired me to help people.



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182,561 I love laying beside you. Please hold me as close as you can and whisper something into my ear. I like your voice too...



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182,560 The United States voting population refuses to admit that wealth disparity is the problem. We should have more economic fairness in our society.



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182,559 I need more confidence when walking around naked. I see women at the gym who own their bodies. They walk down the aisle with a nude swagger. Me, I cower under a towel for fear somebody might see my undies. I'm an idiot. Some of the naked girls are chubby. They don't care. They flaunt it. I've got to get me some of that.



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182,558 Corruption. That's what drives my town. Corruption. Amazingly blatant corruption. Officials using their position to get what they want personally. Fortunes are being made. I hear about this kind of government in places like Iraq and  Nigeria. Nope. This is good old US of A.



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182,557 A song you did not wish to hear. It drew you into the beautiful madness. I heard it too.

I wanted to go. Things come and go. People too. I can always put all my chips on going to that deserted island in the tropics. Disappear. I don't want to hurt anybody.

This last disaster reminded me of the happy little place where it all goes away. It reminded me of a dream I had once about a girl who lived next door in the house by the small piney grove. She had beautiful blue eyes. She took on so much weight with grace. In those beautiful blue eyes, I could see myself.

On the other side again...Broken hearts skip stones down by the ravine. Stare at the sky again and see something new. Listen to the gentle song of birds in the pine grove. Remember the beautiful azure eyes and the golden voice.



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182,556 I love smoking crack. I use to love doing heroin, but now they cut the heroin w/ pills like fentanyl, morphine, synthetic opioids, etc. How do I know this? I took a urine test and I had super low traces of heroin, but ridiculously high traces of these pills! WTF! It takes months to kick pills. What did I get myself into? I'm a mess and I'm about to hit rock bottom. All my money goes to drugs. I work and have a family. What the heck is wrong with me?!? I need help and I don't know how to go about getting it. I just wish I would wake up one day and just be clean. Sigh.....

Step 1: Admitting you have a problem.

BK_Chick



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182,555 553: Thank you. You are a kind, decent soul that deserves nothing but the best.



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182,554 MSM are really pumping the "news" that women are flying from all over North America to protest on Capital Hill on Saturday.   Why, because the candidate without the vagina won the election?

Protesting on Capital Hill the day after inauguration.   For what, on behalf of whom?   SJWs?    What a canard.  

People put way too much responsibility on their government.   I guess the end game of this is to increase
1.   Your carbon footprint by flying hundreds or thousands of miles
2.   Airline profits
3.   Hotel and hotel booking profits

One has to think as an elitist just to fork out the cost and time to join this fiasco.

Now, thinking as a non-neo Liberal/Elitist and non-entitled person, why not
1.   Volunteer at your local woman's shelter
2.   Run for the cure, breast cancer or some other great cause
3.   Donate your airfare, hotel fare and time to making your community a better place.

President Kennedy said:   Serve your country.   Make the world around you a better place by selflessly helping those around you, where life really matters, in your community.



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182,553 I have been disconnected from my own existence for quite some time now. I was going through the motions, trying to act like everything was normal and that I was as cheerful as can be, but I was in a state of constant despair. I had given up hope. Nobody knew how deep into the abyss I had slipped. They still don't know. I have always been good at slapping on a happy face and making people laugh. It's what I do. For years I have felt like I was dead inside.  You can't make other people understand if they've never been there. They think you're just being melodramatic or self-centered. Depression is a real thing. Trauma is a real thing. They rob you of your joy and your passion for living and leave behind a brittle, empty shell.  I am trying to rediscover my joy by focusing on the little things--those bright little moments, the natural, the unscripted, the spontaneous, and the mundane. I try to approach those moments like a child now, a child who has never known pain or significant loss or lapses in reality. It is helping. Little by little. You have to reclaim yourself, fight for yourself, and greet the magic in everyday things with an open and painstakingly unscarred heart, through a child's eyes. Sometimes we have to reparent and remold ourselves in order to heal. The human heart is fragile, but the human will provides us with an iron stepladder to our own inalienable divinity.  Never give up.  Hope is eternal. You just have to reach out from the shadows and let the sun shine on your face again. You are never too old or battered to renew your own innocence. Live. Breathe. Rejoice. Never quit. Never ever quit.



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182,552 I wonder why so many people feel the need to announce that they are over someone? To me it sounds like they are trying to convince themselves of this. If you're truly over someone, then it's over...



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182,551 Is it all my head? Sometimes I wonder.



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182,550 I once took a dump into a plastic bag during a conference call.



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182,549 Thinking about you. Loving you. From a distance. I am not satisfied.



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182,548 Where I live, if a man gets arrested for DUI, his name is published in the newspaper. But if a women gets arrested for DUI, the newspaper refers to her as "an unnamed woman". Why is this? Why do women get a free pass on the embarrassment associated with being arrested for drunk driving? Where's the fairness?



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182,547 Every time I think about changing my mind and having children, I babysit. I take a cousin's kids out for an afternoon. We go to the zoo or a museum, they have a blast, and I drive home realizing that I definitely don't want kids. I don't think I have the "mom gene." Maybe I have the "aunt gene" or the "fun family friend gene." I can hack it for a few hours, but after that I want to go home, drink a glass of wine (in silence), and enjoy my small clutter-free life. I'm lucky to have found a husband that feels the same way. It would be horrible to have kids you didn't want. That's no way to grow up.



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182,546 526, I really feel bad for your kids.  My wife and I try to be the best parents we can to our kids.  We know how important it is to them.  You "midnight dinner" wife sounds like a sociopath.  She knows children need their sleep, yet she's willing to interrupt it for something insane like a 12ᛆ a.m. dinner?  Please take care.  You need to divorce that woman, for the sake of your children.



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182,545 Sometimes I wonder to myself about the absence of that pain I felt all those years. I kind of miss it. It was a substitute for loss. It was a thing I could lean on when I needed to. Called out your name and it was there for me. Now both are gone.



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182,544 My secret?

Yesterday, I had to go to the bathroom. The problem is that the toilet was broken. Something mechanical with the flusher, I couldn't figure out how to fix it. My landlord works in maintenance, but wasn't home and I was really struggling. I wasn't sure if I could wait until I went to work.

I grabbed some paper towels, laid them on the floor, squatted over them, and shit right there on the floor. Like an animal. Then I picked up the bundle by the corners of the paper towel so I wouldn't get any of my own feces on my hands and threw it in the trash. Then I took the trash out. It was only about half full, but I'd rather it be in the trash bin than in my apartment.

Then I went about my day as normal.



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182,543 Chili-at-midnight wife sounds like a raging narcissist. Take the kids and run!



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182,542 All I can say is THANK YOU , because now I'm free of any lingering feelings for you.  



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182,541 Every now and then I wonder where your brain is at these days. Knowing you as well as I do I'm sure you have wondered the same thing. It would make for an interesting chat.  Too bad it'll be a cold day in Hell before that happens.



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182,540 You know what the best part of my morning is? I make a nice hot cup of coffee, sit on the balcony of my beach house, look over at the ocean as the sun comes up, light a hand rolled cigarette, open up twitter on my phone, and just soak in all those liberal tears. Please continue circle jerking over Trump, please continue calling yourself snowflakes *which is fucking hilarious by the way*, just please keep on being you ya little babbies, because all you're doing is crying yourself out of existence. Regardless of what you do, what you say, how loud you cry, in two days, you're nothing but a traitor to your own country.

Make America Great Again, I know you will.



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182,539 "Most cynics are really crushed romantics. They've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cynicism is a shell that's protecting this tiny, dear part in them that is still alive."

Truer words were never spoken.



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182,538 I really enjoy when my husband isn't home. When he's here, there is strife. When he's gone there is peace. Bad sign for the future of our marriage.



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182,537 Don't waste kind words, kind thoughts, or the better parts of your nature on a vulture. They'll only peck your eyes out.



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182,536 I showed a female friend of mine the blog that is written by an old interest of mine.  My friend said the blog was self-centered and that everything she wrote was completely pointless.  I had to laugh.  It was cathartic.  And my friend was right.  The entire blog was self-centered and completely pointless.



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182,535 I have no one to champion for me. I need help. I don't know how to get it. Now I wonder if it would of been worth it to have settled with someone, anyone, just to have a partner all those many years ago. No I think not. I've been more happy alone, than sad. But now I'm left to my own devices. I have been questioning my decisions lately. I need help...............



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182,534 I like the poetry I write, but I am hesitant to post it anywhere like I want to because I'm worried someone will claim it as their own. My writing is a very personal thing. I don't think I'd handle it very well if someone took credit for what I labored to write.



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182,533 I've had trouble letting you go.  I thought you were the one.
I have pretty prophetic dreams but they occur sparsely.  I just dreamed of you.
I woke up just now, at 3am and finally... FINALLY I have peace.  I'm ready to let you go.  I'm happy again.  It's time.  
This weight I've carried in my heart... It's gone.

Goodbye my love  :)



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182,532 I buy clothing items from Goodwill and wear them without washing them first.  I hope no one has like, died in any of the clothes I have worn.  That would suck.  Or have been worn by some truly disgusting person.  I can think of people I have met throughout the years that are repulsive beyond description.  I really hope no one like that has worn what I just put on without question.



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182,531 528- I had something similar happen to me, but this ordeal lasted all of one second instead of having lasting effects like yours but here you go: I was getting a flu shot as a small child and when we got to the nurse that was administering them (there was a line), she went to inject me and my dad said pretty rudely, "Think you want to change your gloves??"  If looks could kill, he would be dead. After she glowered at him fiercely while ripping off said gloves and snapping on some fresh ones, I braced myself for what would inevitably come- a vicious stab with that damn needle. Bitch hurt me to punish my dad for his rudeness. People suck. What an evil old hag.



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182,530 ...it's only Tuesday. ... can I just go sleep and not wake up till Friday?



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182,529 "In a home it is the site that matters;
In quality of mind it is depth that matters;
In an ally it is benevolence that matters;
In speech it is good faith that matters;
In government it is order that matters;
In affairs it is ability that matters;
In action it is timeliness that matters.

It is because it does not contend that it is never at fault."

Contention was my first and last mistake. Duly noted, friend.



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182,528 I shouldn't know what you're like in bed, I shouldn't even wonder after all these years. If you didn't live so far away, I'd probably have slept with you by now.



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182,527 When I was in high school, I didn't make the National Honor Society. This wounded me. I prided myself on being smart. I had top grades. So often I had the best test score in the class. But a few years earlier my mother had words with a teacher. They didn't get along. It was the same teacher in charge of National Honor Society. Their feud trickled down to me. It was so unfair. My mother should have never yelled at the teacher. It wasn't even about me. It was about some social event in our community. At the same time, the teacher shouldn't have taken it out on me and denied me the chance to make it into the coveted club. I worked hard. I deserved it. I was ranked #2 in my high school class. All the students ranked in the top 10 made it. But not me. It was so obvious this was some kind of revenge. Ever since then I look askance at teachers. I've thought of them as lacking in maturity. It's 20 years later and they still annoy me.



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182,526 My wife, my fucking pain in the ass wife. She plots out how to be as difficult as possible. This makes her happy, to cause problems. It makes her the center of attention and she loves it.

An example. I cook the meals. She can't be bothered. We have kids. That doesn't matter to her. She'll go out to dinner and not care our kids haven't eaten. So early on, I took on the role of cooking all the meals.

But every once in a while, she decrees that she will cook dinner. She makes a big fuss out of it. Of course she does, because she wants the attention. She'll announce she is cooking dinner next Thursday. Oh okay.

By the time Thursday rolls around, she has mentioned her cooking plan 20 times. Whatever. But by 7ᚨ pm, there is no dinner on the table and in fact my wife isn't even home. So I start to make dinner. A few minutes later my wife comes in. This is her opportunity to get livid mad because how dare I make dinner. SHE'S MAKING DINNER! Alright, she's going to make dinner. I back out of the kitchen. My bad for attempting to feed our children.

But there is a problem. She didn't plan anything out for dinner. All those days talking about her big dinner plan, but she didn't actually get any food for it.  This is no problem according to her, she'll just run to the supermarket.

She's back by 8ᚨ pm. The kids are starving. I usually feed them by 6ᚨ. My wife knows this. But it's much more fun for my wife to make us suffer, than to make us supper.

Then the cooking process begins. She's going to make mushroom soup - because all young children love mushroom soup. Not.

And she's going to make chili. Which has to simmer in the pot for at least an hour if not more.

Like you kidding me? Our children have to eat. When will all this be ready? She tells me not to worry. She's in charge. It will be ready when it's ready.

I tell my wife I have to give the kids a snack. She goes nuts. I'm undermining her dinner plans. What dinner plans? She planned out nothing.

While she starts cooking, I sneak a box of cookies from the pantry. We hide in a bedroom and eat them.

9ᚨ comes around. 10ᚨ comes around. The kids fall asleep. 11ᚨ comes around. I fall asleep. Midnight comes around. At 12ᛆ in the AM, my wife wakes me and says dinner is ready. She tells me to wake the kids.

I lose it at this point. I lash out at her verbally. I tell her to stop playing her mind games. Leave the kids out of it. I tell her she needs therapy. I tell her if she wakes the kids to serve them dinner at this late hour, I'm going to call the police and then the tomorrow I'm filing for divorce.

She backs down, all humble and hurt (it's an act),telling me, "See, you are such an unhappy person. I did something nice. I cooked my family dinner and all you can do is complain."

This of course was her punchline. This is what she was waiting for. It was all a game to her so she could say those words and put me down. Whatever.

I'm so done with this person. I didn't call the police. But I am going to file for divorce.



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182,525 I've never felt more betrayed in my life than I do right now.



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182,524 i have had the most incredibly emotional affair with one of my wife's friends for a little over 7 months.  well, I stopped writing to her 2 weeks ago, so I guess it's on pause for now.  I have been looking at her last message to me every single day for the last two weeks, and nearly broke down today.  I had a message composed, but didn't send it.  we have something I've never felt before.  I have an OK marriage, and two small ones, and if it weren't for them, i'd have left my wife already.  i'm a fucking cliché.  "staying for the kids."  Fuck.  dying here.



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182,523 I'm sorry.



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182,522 I'm in this boring meeting. The lady next to me has unbelievable legs and a short dress. I couldn't possibly be expected to pay attention and watch her legs. So I excused myself to the men's room and rubbed one out. Now....what were you saying?



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182,521 I've fallen for a married woman. I would do anything for her. I'm also now heartbroken.



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182,520 I think I've reached that stage in my life where chasing women bores me.  This should be good news for my wife.



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182,519 Democrats are banding together to not watch the inauguration. Why? What do you hope to accomplish? Do you think you're going to hurt Trump's feelings and he'll suddenly want to be your friend and adopt all your policies? How dopey.

Democrats, you show yourselves to be petty and immature, and you have poorly thought out plans. Don't watch the inauguration. No one cares what you do anymore. You are to be ignored, just like a bratty child is to be ignored.



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182,518 Guys who wear a suit jacket that's different from the suit pants.... um, no, just no. What were you thinking? I assume you were either drunk when you got dressed. Or you are so cheap, than when the original suit pants wore out, you just thought you'd keep the jacket to use with other mis-matched suit pants. So tacky. I make instant bad judgments about you.



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182,517 Trump is going to slash 20% of Federal workers. GO DUDE! Fire those lazy ass fuckers. Oh my God what a waste of money putting all those people on the payroll to do meaningless jobs. I'm loving this. He's also bringing jobs back to the great USA from places like Mexico. So the Federal workers can go work somewhere in the private sector. Everyone will still be employed, but the taxpayers won't be footing the bill. This is tremendous news for everyone.



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182,516 I don't understand this whole vacation thing. Why go away? I like the life I created for myself right here. If I didn't like it here, I wouldn't be here. So why go away from this for a vacation?



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182,515 He keeps ignoring my texts. WILL text me good morning but not respond to 'how are you?'
It hurts my feelings. I don't think he's into me anymore



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182,514 I feel you dude. Because a woman whose husband sexually harassed women is just as bad as a man who sexually harassed women. Including women under the age of 16.



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182,513 182508- You and me both!! And it's getting really old, I should have learned by now😔



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182,512 Now I know where I get my selfish tendencies from. Thanks for nothing!



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182,511 Thanks for the reality check.



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182,510 Nobody better do a fucking thing to mess up Dulles Airport on Inauguration Day. I have a layover there on my way to vacation on Saturday. I don't care where you protest, just don't get between me and my vacay.



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182,509 A woman I know is going to go to the "women's march" in DC the day after Teump is inaugurated.  I asked her why.  She said because Trump was sexually abusing women.  I asked her if he was any better than Hillary Clinton, who had gone after Bill's sexual assault victims.  She said no.  Then I asked her if she would protest at Hillary Clinton's inauguration had she won.  She said no.

There you have it, folks.  The selective outrage of a liberal.



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182,508 That wishful thinking is so cute. You're fucked and you know it.



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182,507 Amanda-when you hurt those who genuinely care about you and go running straight back to the one person who has broken you time and again, you deserve whatever you get.



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182,506 I don't make mistakes. I date them.



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182,505 I had this minor thing for this girl Stacie about 20 years ago.  It wasn't a big crush, I was just mostly bored and lonely, and she seemed like she was a nice girl.  She was kind of artsy, and I asked her out once, and she gave me a very cold "no."  I got the hint, and that was that.

She crossed my mind last night, so I googled her.  I found her LinkedIn account, which had a link to her blog.  I thought that was an odd thing to have on a site intended for professional networking.  I clicked on it, and... wow.  It was very... arrogant.  

Each blog entry had this strong undercurrent of "self" in it.  Everything was what she was about, what she was doing, what she liked.  She wrote about fall, and it was how it impacted her.  I would of course expect some of that in a blog, but this was like reading the musings of a celebrity.  I couldn't help but think, "Stacie, who gives a fuck about your life?  This is empty shit about yourself."  

And I thought about it.  When we were younger, she dated artists.  The way she coldly turned me down came to mind.  They way she once shook her head and rolled her eyes at something I said.  Now she's 40, she's never been married, and she writes on the internet about herself, as if she's some great thing.  Her blog is on LinkedIn.  She has a boyfriend who has a PhD and is in some social justice organization.  She left the suburbs to live in DC, and now she writes about how she left the suburbs to live in DC, as if her life is some great adventure we all need to know about.

After 20 years, I finally understand what she's all about.  She's shallow, and she always has been.  40 years old and never married - that's enough proof in itself.  Talk about dodging a bullet.



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182,504 Inhaling her pussy, with my face between her amazing hips, gets me instantly HARD.



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182,503 I am a married guy, I looked on CL for just a woman friend to talk to..Instead I found a married woman who wanted more and temporarily I wanted to give it to her, intimacy, time, passion, sex. Thne we were going to meet tomorrow....but I realized I just can't do it...she was fun, attractive, and I know what to say to her....but I didn't reeaally want her...I have enough at home....though things are very much lacking in the sex department, I guess I'm not going to try to find it elsewhere...if only it were a bit easier to find someone who just wanted to be a "fuck buddy" with no emotions involved....guess I'll just stick to videos and "Rosie Palm
So I deleted my secret email and my CL account, and she lives about 2 hours away, and I've never been to her city before.....hopefully it will be a smooth getaway....I didn't want to play with her emotions, but I really only wanted sex and I think it's better that I put a stop to it before things got "real".



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182,502 Sad it's your birthday and no one is there to celebrate. I have no idea who or where you are, but if I ran into you today, I'd suck you off. Happy Birthday. 51F



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182,501 Every data point so far suggests Trump will be a tremendous president. He's not even in office and he is responsible for thousands of jobs coming back to the USA. He will also stop illegal immigrants with a better border. This keeps Americans employed and reduces crime. He is not taking away health care. But he is changing the way it operates so Americans will pay less and big Pharma will stop gouging us. Trump is doing really smart things. I'm hoping one day the opposition sees it.



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182,500 I really hate my life at home. Weve been waiting for the house to be remodelled for months now and i have 3 people sleeping in my room. I go to a top university and don't even have a place to study but i don't complain yet, everyone is so uninterested in my studies that they dont let me do it. The room is disgusting and full of boxes, they're cleaning habits are poor and i dont even have anymore physical space to put my clothes in. I hate it so much



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