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182,699 I know some men who are pink pussies and act like it too.



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182,698 I have a secret.  Mr. Trump is the master of distraction and misdirection. Human nature assures that among all the public comments by the millions of marchers or their organizers there would be  at least one comment out of bounds. He has chosen that single one to blast back from the bully pulpit and ignored the far more numerous calls by the marchers for universal health care, equal pay for equal work, and protection for the rights of people who are not white and male. In the background with no announcement from the bully pulpit he has already taken concrete steps to curtail health care and civil rights. Yesterday he went to the intelligence community and started down the road to politicizing those public servants. That should cause the outrage, not meaningless babble and distractions about crown size and the frustrations of the decent majority who see him as an accidental or even illegitimate President. He will amplify his message from the White House and have no response to the concerns of the unfortunate non-white, non-male and non-billionaire.  So far he is winning the media war turning the media into the enemy by trying to kill the messenger.  We will let him succeed?



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182,697 CNN is no longer a valid news source. Instead it has become some left wing blog, with slanted opinions, but very little in the way of fact-based stories.  What a strange way to destroy the brand name. It would be like a giant food company intentionally poisoning its products, telling everyone, and then wondering why sales are down.



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182,696 You people "protesting" are pathetic! Let it go! I HATE Trump, but he won fair and square! You "protestors" picked the bigger if the two evils (Hillary) and now you are mad that she lost?!? Give me a break! Did any of you "protestors" take a civics class!?! If you did, you would know that the popular vote means NOTHING! It's the electoral votes that determine the winner. Lmfao! Bunch of idiots. You should've stuck with Bernie!

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182,695 I was at the march. I had to pick up my little brother who volunteered to pick up all the trash you left behind. Kind of ironic yeah? Here was have a young man picking up all the trash of the "protesters" who screamed about equal rights and the environment. But the news won't tell you about that part, no, because it was "the biggest protest everrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Pick up your fucking trash you lazy fat cows.



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182,694 Sense all these women are in D.C. the Craigslist hookers are working overtime



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182,693 Woman power! Fear the pink pussy hat!



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182,692 oh yeah, and if your husband was nice to you, you would dream of a guy who would be rough with you....



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182,691 I'm in love with my husband's friend.
I had a dream about him (one of many over the past 2 years) and I accept it. I have feelings for him. My dreams won't let me forget it.
He's not anything I'd expect to fall in love with, but that's why love is so surprising. It's unpredictable. I love him.
Man, I love him.
Can't be with him. Can't tell him.
My husband ignores me. I think we had sex about a month ago. He talks over me. He is all ears if I'm praising him, but he hasn't told me I'm beautiful in months. There is, simply put, something essential missing from our marriage.
I don't bask in the happiness of a dream about seeing and holding my husband's friend. Instead, I wake and cry. Because I'm living a lie, am trapped in a life that my husband controls.
What I wouldn't do to kiss him, just once.



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182,690 Where the fuck were ya'll when the rascists were wearing black face and whipping each other and burning black dolls from a noose



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182,689 As a foreigner observing from overseas – and not a moral supporter of Donald Trump – I am rather bemused by the protests against the election of Trump as President.  Were there corruption or procedural irregularities in the conduct of the election?  If not, Trump won the election fair and square.

Disappointed Democrats have pointed out that their candidate got more popular votes than Trump, but still lost.  My country's equivalent to America's House of Representatives is populated by Members from local electorates, each electorate returning a single Member to the Parliament.  It has been known to happen, to both major sides of politics here, that one side got more individual votes than the other in an election, but the other side won more seats in the Parliament, and therefore formed the new government.  The fight for election of a single Member in each electorate is effectively a winner-takes-all contest within that electorate, and the side that won fewer votes overall across the country could nevertheless win more seats because their votes were spread more efficiently around the electorates, while the side that won more votes suffered from their votes being more clustered in some electorates, and therefore more wasted.

Under the electoral college system in America, each State is also effectively a winner-takes-all contest for either the Republicans or the Democrats.  However, unlike the system in my country (among many others) where an attempt is made to equalise the populations of electorates within certain margins, the States in America vary hugely in population, so the disconnect between popular votes and final outcome can be even more distorted.  An American on a posting in my country once said to me that he wished that they could vote directly for their representatives rather than only being able to vote indirectly through the electoral college system.

So, if you're unhappy that Trump won, there's no point protesting against Trump personally.  He won fair and square under the system and rules that apply in America.  Your real dispute is with your fellow Americans who voted for Trump, but protesting against them would look like not accepting the referee's decision, wouldn't it?



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182,688 This is no secret, but the "Service" is now on alert due to comments made by an aging 80s pop star at a rally on Saturday.

Great job guys!   That oughtta set the clock back on woman's rights about 25 maybe 30 years.  

I hope that any sensible woman or woman's group quickly distances itself from this fiasco.  

Wowzers.



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182,687 2 in the morning and you're asleep. your hubs just texted me sayin today was awesome. hell yeah it was awesome. fucking me is always awesome. sweet dreams, my ass.lloolllll.



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182,686 The misogynists are scared.

This is wonderful!!!



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182,685 Is anyone else secretly hoping for a Brittany-Spears-shaving-her-head level of breakdown w/Trump's fragile ego?

WE ARE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU MR PRESIDENT!

I'm truly moved and inspired by everyone who marched on Saturday. Thank you!



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182,684 Why have a mistress if she is bad in bed?  I thought the whole point was sex.  I wonder if some guys get turned off to women because of bad sexual experiences.  Like why bother going after anyone if the sex is gonna be bad?  I was with someone where sometimes the sex was good but the other times it was so much work, where it wasn't fun anymore. He took forever to cum and had to cum 3 times. And he didn't cum from blowjobs, not from the girl before me either. So my pussy was sore and my arm was so sore also. And I had to position myself in a way because i was gonna be down there a long time, but he would want 3 different things at the same time it was just too much work. I assumed for guys it was always good, but i guess it's not.



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182,683 I'm willing to bet that every man that was at the march today, has a ball gag in their mouth right now.



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182,682 Stop wearing the US Flag as a piece of clothing. It's not a scarf. It's not a bathing suit. Have some respect assholes. People died for that flag and in return you think it's cutesy to wear US flag underwear?



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182,681 How do you know they have never protested anything? What a dumb thing to say.



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182,680 Women do have the choice of whether to be a mother or not. It's called birth control or abstinence. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO MURDER! AND TO THINK THEY ARE MURDERING THE MOST INNOCENT AMONG US!!



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182,679 You've got to admire people badmouthing protesters when they've never been put protesting anything



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182,678 Women should have the choice of whether they want to be a mother or not.
M - 56



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182,677 In a speech today, Madonna said she thought about blowing up the Whitehouse. She should be arrested.

By the way, ISIS has also thought about blowing up the Whitehouse. Democrats, do you see yet what you've become?



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182,676 The last time my mistress sucked my cock, I had to tell her to stop.  

She wears all these stupid fucking rings and has alligator hands, like coarse sandpaper.  My dick feels like it's been put inside a cheese grater and my balls feel like they have been stabbed with a butcher knife.

I swear to god that I lick this woman's twat all night long, 5, maybe 6 orgasms in a row, then she wants me to fuck her.   By that time, I'm so fucking tired that I just want to go to sleep.

The she starts in with the fucking sandpaper hands and butcher knife in the balls.

When I do have the energy to fuck her, she moves in ways that counter my movement.  So,  it's almost impossible for me to enjoy myself.

How do you explain to your mistress that she's fucking horrible in bed?   Is there mistress improvement classes available?

I've gotten to the point where the whole situation is so one sided and unsatisfying that it is turing me off sex and women in general.

My wife, on the other hand, is total vanilla and a mediocre lover at best.  My mistress is so bad in bed that she's actually driven me into the arms of my wife.  

My mistress makes my wife come off as the World's Greatest Lover.   I actually go out of my way to be extra nice to my wife so that I don't have to go back to my mistress.



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182,675 You were a selfish lover



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182,674 The women are protesting because they are losing their free pass to murder unborn children. Kind of sick really.

Also, what's with the pink? The idea is that women are strong and deserve equal rights yada yada. So they wear pink?? A nod to the color of their pussy, and the control they think they wield because of their pussy. Can't have it both ways ladies. You can try, but you look foolish.



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182,673 I miss you quite terribly.



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182,672 You are one of the best people I have ever met. You deserve nothing but the best in life. From the bottom of my heart I mean that.  Please don't settle for less than you are worth and sell yourself short just to prove something to yourself or anyone else. You know who you are. You know your own mind. Even if we never speak again, even if you turn your back on me for good--do the best thing for yourself. Not for anybody else. Don't sell that beautiful spirit short and throw away your gifts pouring everything into a void. YOU are worth so much more than you seem to believe you are.



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182,671 I am also lost without my best friend.  My heart goes out to you.



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182,670 millions of women wearing pink pussy hats, protesting....what? What did he do to them? They're all on just one massive bitch period. Women make more money than ever, and with that freedom have shit upon marriage and relationships, thus under-manning mankind itself. They should be second hand citizens and shackled down.....only one of us has a penis, so submit like you used to....oh that's right babe, you can buy one, never mind.



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182,669 This should not be a secret, but apparently it is.....

Not....

Everything....

Is...

About....

YOU!!!!

(Or me) So chill the fuck out already!



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182,668 You may not think so, but I have let go.....



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182,667 You can always tell when someone is losing an argument about people. They act like they are some privileged omniscient class of human beings that has it all figured out.
Word to your mother: You are still a human being. You still sit on the toilet and take a shit, so stop acting like you have some special god damn insight on what human beings are doing. There's nothing special about you or your views. Remember the wise words of Frank Baum:

“Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain.



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182,666 There are times in life where you have to let someone you love go and allow them the opportunity to discover the truth for themselves...no matter how long it takes. The I Ching cautions against embroiling. Free yourself of your ego's desire to pull and push against the tidal waves of life. They will crush you. At times, many times, it is best to simply...be...



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182,665 There's a cute girl in my gross anatomy lab class.

I didn't notice her at first, but half way through class I couldn't take my eyes off her. At first I was looking at the cute mole next to her lips and before I knew it her whole face was making me sweat. I continued to glance at her and then she got up to move to another chair and there it was,




The girl had a butt. And I mean like perfectly proportioned round perky butt.
So a few minutes later she moved her chair a bit over and all I could stare at was that butt. I think she caught me looking a couple times but, I don't really care.


I can't wait to stare at that ass again next week.



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182,664 182535  I really tried, to the best of may ability to be your champion.



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182,663 I hope you know you are missed.  I hope you know you are loved.  Please be safe and well.



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182,662 Your marriage is a bullshit sham if hubby's fucking around on you. End of story.



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182,661 Half the women at the march voted for Trump. They just went on the march because their friends were going. Women are like that.



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182,660 Watching the March.  All these poor middle and upper-class white ladies in yoga pants cried on Election Night and now they put on pink hats, grab Starbucks and participate in their group catharsis.

- Upper-class Male whose wife went to a rally.  I bought her Starbucks this morning.



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182,659 I'm really disappointed in women for protesting against Trump. He's been in office for 24 hours and already women are unhappy. Sounds like the same shit they pull in marriage -- always unhappy no matter what the husband does.

And the sea of women wearing matching pink hats. Like what's that? Are we supposed to say, gee, they are wearing matching pink hats, therefore they must be right and we should change all republican policies. Get real twits.

I particularly love the women angrily protesting against Trump saying he should have stopped the conflicts in the Middle East. Um, hello, anyone home in that empty head of yours? Obama has been President for 8 years. Their his wars. It has nothing to do with Trump. Put the blame where it belongs dopes.

No wonder men rule the world. Women are too dumb.



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182,658 I lean neither right or left but upon talking to a business associate last night I'd like to leave the planet.

Me: Who did you vote for?
Him: Why!? (already had my answer)
Me: Just curious.  I voted for neither
Him: Trump
Me: Are you happy with your choice?
..After much guffawing...
Him: My pastor told us to.  He said just hold your nose and do it

This is not the first time I've heard this.  And I'm a Christian.  I've always voted my conscious and what benefits us as a country as a whole.  It's been democratic leaning the last 3 elections.  Not this one.  I threw my vote away.

If I made every life decision based on what someone told me to do or broadstoke.... Infuriating!!!

I imagine this will not be the last time I'm dissapointed.



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182,657 A bad choice of companions and alcohol is what happened.  The bad choice of companions seems to have been the real match in the gas tank though.



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182,656 It always surprised me that for people who live in a democracy, the US sure does hate people who exercise their constitutional right to protest and petition their government. Democracy is built on democratic participation and debate, not on people being complacent about or sucking up what they dont agree with. The whole point of a protest is not for people to be able to ignore you and go about their day. Protests are supposed to be loud, and impassioned so much so that no-one can ignore them or get on with their day.

You may not agree with what people are protesting about, but I think it's important to respect the courage and passion and solidarity that comes from it. We should be proud that we are able to express our concerns and not be oppressed for doing so.

i hate when people call other people "crybabies" for displaying different opinions or for publicly demonstrating for those opinions. It is condescending and not condusive to a democracy at all.

I understand that some people may get violent and vandalize property... but that isn't the whole movement. To paint movements in broad strokes for the few that resort to rioting is unfair.



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182,655 The mistress may get the better side of the husband, but the wife gets all of the husband. The most honest parts of him.. she gets to see both the happy side and the dark or unhappy side because that is what marriage is. You take all the ugly and beautiful parts of each other and choose to live them.



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182,654 652 I'd still fuck you and then I'd enjoy my slow death.



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182,653 I hope the new president will release information on Area 51. Either there's something there or there isn't. Let us know either way so we can move on.



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182,652 I'm HIV+. :( :( :(



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182,651 I don't agree with everything the right stands for, but I'd rather be associated with that than a bunch of psychotic crybabies who destroy property for no reason, harass a TEN year old, block streets so people can't get to their jobs, say the same two jokes over and over and over again as an actual "argument", and now compare our president and his inauguration to nazis and 9/11.

Seriously, psychotic fucking crybabies who were never told no by mommy and daddy. Trump, please drain the swamp faster, you only have EIGHT MORE YEARS.



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182,650 The mistress gets the best of him. Good mood, good food, affection and lovely escapes. Kindness and raw sex. Passion and companionship.

She gives the best to him. Doesn't whine like the wifey, doesn't pick at him, try to control him.

He is appreciated and accepted for who he is. He also gets to live out his most intense sexual fantasies.

The mistress rocks his world, soothes him, makes him king.



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182,649 To the wife....it doesnt matter HOW long you sucked it if you were really that good in bed he NEVER would have been with me....maybe your the one getting sloppy seconds since he fucks me regularly...ha!



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182,648 When i was a kid the republican party to me was one that had a core value of self reliance and ownership of your own situation.
Today I hear all these "conservatives" spouting off that they are glad that Obama is gone so they don't have to buy health insurance anymore.  Just who do they think is going to pay the bill when they get sick?  Yup those of us responsible enough to get and pay for insurance regardless of the cost as that is what responsible people do....they take care of their own needs and don't rely on others to pay for them.

We are screwed



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182,647 My boys wanted to know where their mommy was today.  I told them that she went to Washington, DC to protest the election of the president.

Why? they asked.  

I told them the truth.

"There are people who want to take over the country, install their own dictator, and then make everybody do what they want.  They've been trying to do this slowly for years.  To do this, they have claimed that their political party is the party of peace, love, and justice.  This gets people like Mommy to want to listen to them and vote for them.  Then once they get people to listen to them, they try to get people like Mommy mad at the people in the other political party.  They get people to commit violence and destroy things.  They try to claim the person who was elected president isn't a legitimate president.  It's all about trying to take over the country and install a dictatorship."



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182,646 There are times when I remember how things used to be. I take a step back and wonder how the hell we ended up here. This should have never happened. It should have never come to this. Our friendship was good. It is tragic that two people who communicate as effectively as we do could have both gone so far afield. I know my part in it, and I hate myself for it.  Sometimes it is too late though. I never believed that before now.  If apologies are worth anything, you have the deepest one I can give.  I still don't know what is wrong, right, or made up in all of this. It is all very confusing and bewildering. So many emotions, and none of them add up. I am lost without my best friend. That is the only truth in all of this. I'm done here.



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182,645 A mistresses is just pathetic.  No self respect.  Who raised you to be a whore, stop trying to be the best laugh.  You're known for being proud to be garbage, you might as well be an escort.



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182,644 Not really a secret; but still something that can take years to really understand and believe in:

Living well is the best revenge

My best friend is jealous that I'm having a baby boy and sh had her girls. Her husband is a douche like that. She is also jealous that halfway through my pregnancy I'm still about 70 lbs lighter than her b/c she has become morbidly obese. She is also jealous that I escaped to a land of palm trees, married a great husband and bought a large home while her husband is sexist, racist, neglectful & they bought a tiny shitbox house in their hometown that they can't afford and now can't even sell. My friend will drown in her own fat & debt and she really can't stand how well I'm living. Enjoy your Fat Trump America lifestyle!!!

Yeah, it's probably time to admit to myself this isn't a friendship anymore.



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182,643 How do you know if you deserve better?



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182,642 Fuck yes! I'm not paying my health insurance this month! Thanks great leader! Hopefully, someday I'll have the option to buy actually affordable healthcare, but for now ... Pay $400 a month for insurance I cannot use? Fuck that all to hell!



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182,641 If police have to pepper spray your ass for rioting and smashing up private property, you (or your estate) better be paying for the pepper spray (and the damaged property).  

Same goes for bullets.

I'm not paying for your stupidity.  

Instead of getting paid to riot, you should have to pay to riot.   Maybe have Riot Insurance and pay a yearly premium?



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182,640 I used to be able to hide my depression well. It was fucking brilliant.. my acting. People used to think i was not just happy.. but joyful because of my laughter. Oh how i used to laugh and laugh. They used to call me giggles. More recently, life has become so unbearable, so wholly and utterly agonizing that the sadness just spills out of me and I can't control it anmore. I cant hide it anymore. so I just avoid all people everyday so I don't ooze my hopelessness all over them.. or suction them into it.. I really hate who I am right now..



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182,639 silence

silence

silence




you are not allowed to truly speak your mind....


Mother: i have no favorites. im just disappointed in you. your grounded.

Mother(one week later, sister does exact same thing): ... huh... okay.... sure. your fine.

when confronted: SILENCE!

...sure. of course you have no favorites. *rolls eyes*



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182,637 You sucked my husbands cock for 10 minutes today?

I sucked it for an hour last night.  I guess he only had 10 min left in him.

I'm the wife honey.    I could probably suck your pussy for an hour straight too.

That's why I'm the wife and you're the mistress.  I'm first, you get very sloppy seconds.  He sleeps in my bed.

love you ;-)



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182,636 #182568: you are wonderful! If only there were more people like you in this world...it sounds so trite but it is so true.



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182,635 When I unexpectedly got pregnant, my long-term boyfriend wanted to get married.  I said no, not yet.  We had issues that needed to be resolved before I would commit to marriage, because I didn't want to end up divorced.  He said, "I will never do anything to make you want to divorce me."  I said, "That is the most endearing thing anyone has ever said to me."  "Yeah," he continued, "I'm not going to give you half of everything I've worked for."  That sealed it.  I would NEVER marry him.  We ended up splitting up a few years later.

Now he's married, has been for a long time.  He will tell our son that he can do something - go somewhere, do something around the house, wear certain clothes, bring something home with him after a visitation.  His wife finds out and says no, even after he told our son yes.  My ex takes her side.  He won't stand his ground, won't defend HIS son, because if he does, it will result in a fight and his wife will be mad.  Apparently she stays mad for days, huffing around, muttering under her breath, slamming things, snapping at everyone and generally making life miserable.  Also apparently, she is mad a lot.  Which means he's miserable most of the time.  But he can't get divorced, because then he'd have to give her half.

Oh well.  This is what happens when you lie.  This is what happens when you woo a lonely woman into marrying you simply because you believe being married will win you custody.  Plan didn't work out, did it?  I left him because he was a shitty father.  As is evidenced by being such a pussy at the expense of our child.  LOSER.  At least the kid has an awesome stepdad who more than takes up the slack ;)



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182,634 There's so much bitterness toward ex lovers on here. It makes me glad that I finally got over that poison. I don't even care now what my ex thinks or does, it is not my fucking problem!

It's a great way to be.



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182,633 Why do guys do this? This guy and me were talking and supposed to meet, but he got busy with work. Then we were supposed to meet again, and he got busy with work again. He hasn't set up another day to meet, but he goes out. No one's saying he can't go out, but if u can go out u can meet me. I like him too and wanted to be such a slut for him. Just came out of a almost 10 year relationship in the summer and never cheated, i'm a good girl. He doesn't seem too interested (but i know he likes my looks and is attracted to me, wanted pics of me naked and gets turned on by my voice). Fuck all this, fuck emotions. what good does it do me? Now, i just wanna slut it up. Having feelings for a man gets me nowhere. Just gets me walked all over and taken for granted. Fuck it. Use them like they use us.



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182,632 Dear President Trump,

Congratulations on your inauguration.  

Before asking anything of you, I pledge that I will do my duty as a citizen to make America Great Again.   I will strive to do this every day by working hard, hiring people and helping everybody that I can around me.

Today, this very old woman in front of me with a walker/buggy was buying groceries and clearly needed help.  Although my cart was overflowing, I unloaded her groceries, helped her pay, loaded her groceries back up and even helped her put her mitts on.

The young clerk was scowling at me because I was holding up the line by helping her.    I called her my "sweetheart" and she must have been 200 years old.

I have put the burden of change for the better squarely upon my shoulders.  Regardless of any god or government, I will try my best to do little things right now to make life better for people around me.

I hope that you can do little things right now to make America Great.  8 Years Of "Yes We Can!" was a horrible failure and we've suffered through this.

Let's make America Great Again right now, with each breath.



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182,630 Just realized my father liked my town's police department page on Facebook.  My father lives a few towns away.  WTF? Is he stalking me?



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182,629 I sucked your husband's cock for a solid 10 minutes today.

I love him. I love fucking him.

Enjoy being bitter and irrelevant.

The mistress always gets the last laugh.



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182,628 You want to know the downside of having a genius IQ?  You have trouble forming intimate relationships with people.  Studies suggest that people can only form intimate relationships with other people who are within 30 IQ points of themselves.  This is why the best leaders have a IQs of about 120, because they can relate to people with IQs of 90 to 150 - 75% of the population.  My IQ is about 155, so I should be able to form intimate relationships with about 5% of the population.  Cut that in half for only women, and it's 2.5 percent of the population, of whom half are married, so that's 1.25%, of whom a fifth are in my age range.  .25%, or about 1 in 400 women.  This has to be the fucking truth.  It took me forever to find someone I could relate to.  My average IQ friends were constantly having a good time.  They had 20 times the number of women they could get along with.  Even if you're a nice, funny guy, being smart isn't everything it's cracked up to be.



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182,627 So I have an aunt that came to live with us years ago because she left her boyfriend. My dad never really trusted her, i heard things through the years that she brings bad luck and there was negative around her since she was young. my dad knew her since she was a kid, so he would know.i never believed it,thought people were crazy, because she's so nice and I liked her and love her.Thought it was crazy older people talk. The last few years, actually for a long time I've had bad luck in jobs and love. Ofcourse I blame it on myself and life, no one is perfect and a lot of people go through it. Awhile ago her and me went to a psychic, she went a few times and hasn't gone since. This psychic told me this aunt has bad luck, don't tell her about jobs or love, or anything really personal. WHAT?? The psychic doesn't know my parents, how is she saying the same thing my dad has been saying for years? She got that off meeting her a few times and she said what others who knew her her whole life said. But we live in the same house, so if this is all true (which i think it is) the bad luck is there. one week, she went away. this guy i had liked and been talking to, who stopped talking to me for no reason, well we started talking again That weekend that she wasn't in the house. we were supposed to meet the next day, which is the day she came back, and then he cancelled on me. the day she came back. Coincidence? I don't know. shit happens, people cancel, but it's weird. my house has a lot of love in it, nothing evil, but my siblings left and have nice lives. i'm starting to wonder...maybe i need to not be in her orbit. people can have bad luck and bitterness and it can get onto you and your dealings. she's been a little bitter the last couple of years i noticed.



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182,626 My wife is having an affair. The thing that upsets me most is that she's a hypocrite. In her mind my even having a female friend was a total betrayal. She ran them off, made me feel a pervert just for knowing them. Said she'd take my kids if I even spoke to them again. So I'm stuck with her, my job is to make money and never speak to anyone, she can do what ever she wants and I have to pretend I don't notice.



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182,625 I once ate an entire jar of almond butter in a single sitting.



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182,624 I'm not a Trump supporter.  I'm cautiously optimistic that he'll reverse much of the last 8 years of craziness.  I'm afraid he'll do awful shit, too.

But holy shit, do I enjoy watching liberals lose their fucking minds over him!!  A guy even set himself on fire over Trump!!  This is TERRIFIC!!



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182,623 Sorry that you're husband treated this election like a goddamn Eagles game.
Sorry that you're too dumb to care or vote.
The new FHA regulations mean that you'll never be able to sell that shitty house of yours and you will be forced to foreclose.
I tried to warn you that he would fuck us all over and that this isn't a "my team won" situation. You & your husband pretty much chose this.



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182,622 there's all this talk about liberals and conservatives, democrats and republicans, and each side hating the other ...

people should realize that this is the way of controlling a huge population. divide and conquer, and make them hate each other, so they will never rise up as one ...

food for thought ...



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182,621 Men, when you are standing, your feet need to be parallel. Do not angle them out to to the sides. It makes you look like a doofus.



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182,620 I'm enjoying watching my wife get fat. You don't know how many times she put down anyone with a few extra pounds. She was brutal. Now she is getting fat. Karma!



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182,619 People tell me to respect Donald Trump. Treasonous... or else! Go blow. He never paid my Dad or his union buddies in the 90s to work on his shithole casino. Hence why Jersey voted blue. They remembered. People usually shut up after I tell them this.

So if ya think Doland Dump is gonna help you out... psyche!



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182,618 Trump supporters:

Please read this and try to stay in your seats,


I hate Donald trump. Not republicans. Him. The person. I hate everything he stands for and that poor excuse of a voice he has.
I for the most part consider myself a democrat, only because they tend to carry my ideas. MY ideas. NOT my people. I voted for bush a few years back because I liked him and what he stood for. When Obama came I voted for him because I liked what he had to say.


When I say I hate Donald trump, it doesn't mean I hate you. It doesn't mean I think you're a racist rapist who wipes his/her ass with all your money.

I simply realize, you like trump for whatever reason. Respect to you.


Now, I hate Donald trump. I will say it again. I hate Donald trump.
People start anti-bullying campaigns in schools because some kid killed himself.....guess who you just put in office? A basic bitch ass version of an adult bully. Good luck.

Next, if you do not like living in a country that was BUILT and I use the word again, BUILT on immigrant sweat. GET THE FUCK OUT.
I believe in college we learned that I think it was either Norway or Sweden that is the happiest country on earth.....and you know why? Because 99.9 percent of the population is the same color skin. Go there! You'll fit right in! (Yes, I am an immigrant and college educated)
I have never
-raped anyone
-hopped a fence to get here
My father has never raped anyone either.

I have a job where I go and help make sick people better. I am contributing to society. What are YOU doing? And what difference does it make what color I am.


Next,
I hate affirmative action.
This is coming from an immigrant female who has been part of that same system That has guided me through high school and college all the way up until my graduate degree....I didn't get there because I stepped on the shoulders of YOUR white child to get there, I got there because my grades were better. This is why I hate affirmative action, if I deserve to be there....let me in. If your kid did better he/she has every right to get in. That's life.....in any country. Not just America

Affirmative action gives YOU another reason to hate me and feel like I am taking something that, let's be honest, I don't deserve if I don't have the qualifications.


I hate trump. It's a sad day in America and I hope the country pays for it. I hope it comes out of your pocket and your child's pocket. What could have been resolved through listening and respect turned into, well....Donald trump on office. That guy I remember seeing on TV saying, ya fired.
Trickle down economics didn't work the last time a republican tried, it's not gonna work for this selfish asshole. The country isn't a business.....its a home for people like you and me. This whole, "oh he's gonna put money in our pockets thing" sorry, but it's probably not going to happen. He's gonna put more money in HIS pockets and in the pockets of the same corporate chains you and I work at. And guess what, you're still gonna make a bit more than minimum wage......while his wallet gets fatter.

On the bright side, maybe this will be enough to kill both the Republican Party and the Democratic Party.....and some new party will emerge that'll actually represent the majority as opposed to the corporate assholes that negate the country. Because we are in a cycle of undoing.

Bush takes 8 years, Obama takes 8 years to undo what he did.


Now, trump takes office and he's going to try and undo everything Obama did.


This type of cycle isn't getting the country anywhere....its just two children fighting in a REALLY big playground. And that playground is called, your life and my life. If things were better in Mexico, I'd go back. I would. But I have a good job here and a life that I enjoy. Because I have my right to pursue happiness and I did it legally. As for those "immigrants" and minority that are stealing from you and using your money to feed their crack babies....they pay taxes too. Shout out to immigrants who pay taxes and get nothing back.....



I mean really, this is the saddest day in America. I hope trump proves me wrong and does something because the world knows this country needs it.



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182,616 Today is a great day for America.



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182,615 I feel so incredibly happy while listening to Trump's inauguration speech. I don't know that I've ever felt like this for a president before. I just feel so optimistic about the next few years. I think things are going to be great. I can feel it.

The media will continue to bash him and try to sway the way the public feels about him, but I'm not falling for that.



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182,614 Just because another individual is fully aware of what a lying, manipulative, sociopathic piece of humanoid dog shit you are, that doesn't make them crazy or paranoid. I think "observant" is the adjective you are looking for.



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182,613 Women are jealous of Melania and men have gotten petty (like women) in the last few years.  That's everyone's problem with Melania.  I'm a woman who isn't a hater so I see what it is.  The first lady isn't supposed to be a sexy ex-model according to jealous females.  Too bad huh



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182,612 Not even President for a day and people are already acting like he just sent a nuke over seas. Calm the fuck down and quit destroying property you spoiled little twats.



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182,611 I am not living up to my potential.



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182,610 Melania is a beautiful woman. Why do people put her down? I'm proud such a beauty is our first lady. She seems very nice too.



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182,609 My wife also lies. But according to my wife, the problem in our marriage is that I point out the lies. I'm suppose to ignore the lies and everything would be fine....... except for the part that she lies so much.



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182,608 After this latest display of "altruism", I've been shown that there's no need whatsoever to waste another minute dwelling on the "what ifs". It's great to finally be free of your paranoia.



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182,607 Eventually all good shit shows come to an end.



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182,606 I absolutely hate everything.  or it feels more like somethimg numb. I just wish a bus would hit me already



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182,605 There can be no relationship if a person lies. There can be no trust. Move on.



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182,604 When I stand up quickly I feel like I'm gonna faint. I'm told this is a good thing. It means I have low blood pressure. It doesn't feel like a good though tho. How can almost fainting be a good thing????



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182,603 I'm wondering if Michelle Obama will now file for divorce.



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182,602 Some days my mouth tastes like poop. I think there is something going haywire with my digestive track and things aren't going down, they are going the wrong way and coming back up.



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182,601 We are going to DC tomorrow whether the whining conservatives like it or not.

We are doing this because Trump is unarguably unqualified, unarguably a liar and a fraud, unarguably a traitor.

He is a disgusting human being who has no place as president.

Y'all will not silence me.

(And as a note: I remember back in the 70's a photo of a conservative man holding a black man while another conservative man rushed at the black man with a large  American flag held out like a spear. So there ya go.)



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182,600 I have my 20 year high school reunion coming up, I didn't bother to go to my 10th and my husband told me maybe I should  go to this one . He tells me jokingly of course that I should rent a helicopter and fly there and tell everyone that I'm the heir to a multillion company lol, of course he just joking and I won't do it but the true is not far from it.If all those people on high school knew how well I did for my self after I relocated to another state and I married a millionaire . Haha that will be hysterical, to see their faces especially that "it" crowd .



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