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182,899 No one is coming to save me, I realize that now.



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182,898 When I was last at [insert name of giant theme park in Florida], there was this one water slide. I stood there at the bottom and watched as girls in bikinis came down. I'd say one out of every 10 girls would have a wardrobe malfunction and one or both boobs would be hanging out. Well worth the price of admission.



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182,897 She's so difficult. I hate her. I can't stand being near her.

Another example of my wife. I painted the garage floor. I'm trying to make the house look nice so I can sell it. So I painted the garage floor.  I told my wife not to go in the garage because the paint is still wet.  knowing my wife, I also put string across the door to the garage from inside the house, and the garage door on the outside of the house. I put signs on the string saying wet paint, do not enter.

I finished. I went out to the hardware store for something. I came back half an hour later. My wife has driven her car into the garage. From the footprints in the paint leading into the house and marking up the kitchen floor, it's pretty easy to tell what disastrous thing she has done.  And to do all that, to drive into the garage and to open the door and go into the kitchen, she actually had to remove the string and wet paint signs twice.

Her excuse, she didn't realize there was wet paint. I guess getting out of her car, tearing down the string across the garage door with a sign saying wet paint just wasn't enough of a hint. Duh. Then she gets mad at me because there is paint on the bottom of her shoes. This is who she is. I'm sure she does it on purpose. She likes to be difficult. It's why she has no friends. It's why she's about to have no husband. Thanks for letting me whine.



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182,896 My wife doesn't realize this, but we were once having a private message chat on Facebook. It has something to do with getting the car fixed. At the same time I had another private message window open where I was chatting to a woman I only know from online. We talk dirty and send naked photos. We've never met in person.

  In the middle of talking about the car details, I clicked into the wrong message window. I thought I was asking the flirt woman to send me a photo of her tits. Instead, I sent that to my wife. I realized immediately and panicked. Like oh shit, how do I explain this.

  A few minutes later my wife sends me a selfie of her tits. LOL. She also wrote that she loves how sexual and quirky I can be sometimes.

Okay, I'll take that. Bullet dodged.



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182,895 All my kids have cell phones. They are teenagers. They live by their phones. Thing is, I don't know any of their phone numbers. When they need something, like they need to be picked up, they text their mother, not me. Kind of weird, I don't know my own kids' phone numbers.



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182,894 Dear John Milton,

So, you wrote Paradise Lost.
Then your wife died, and you wrote Paradise Regained.

Sincerely, hmmm, we might be on to something here...



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182,893 I miss being in love..



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182,892 TRUMP IS BUILDING THE WALL!!

HAHAHAHAHA

TRUMP JUST BANNED IMMIGRANTS FROM TERRORIST COUNTRIES!!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

TRUMP JUST KILLED HALF OF OBAMACARE!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

I don't think politics has ever been more fun.  I just love watching the crazies scream about him.



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182,891 if you're married almost 30 and have kids and he cheats and is in love w someone else, why would you stay and refuse to divorce and just spend all your waking hours thinking of ways to make him miserable? that's just gonna make him appreciate the other woman more, no? you think you're being all smart and digging in your heals but instead your'e just making the gf look better.



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182,890 My SO did cheat. I did nothing about it. I'm an insecure wussy. She cheated several times I know of a few years ago. It was with her former boyfriend. I found an email from him asking when they could do it again. I told her I read the email. She screamed at me how I shouldn't be going through her emails. I walked away and we never discussed it again. I'm sure there are more times she cheated. A few months ago we were frantically looking for a quarter to put in a parking meter. She checked her wallet. She told me to check her pocketbook. I looked in the little side zipped pocket. I pulled out an unopened condom. I stopped dead. I asked why there was a condom is her pocketbook. She said it wasn't hers and someone else must have put it there. That sounds so lame now that I write it down. Why would someone put a condom in her pocketbook? But that was the end of discussion. I don't know what it is. I can't deal with the idea she cheats, so I dismiss it from my head. I'm a loser.



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182,889 Depends.  If it was the first time and I was truly in love with him, I would be nasty at first (come on no one is perfect) you have to let those emotions out, let the crazy out.  And then I would try to be understanding.  Ofcourse with that comes a little space and he would have to try to make it up to me while I try to understand his motivations.  And if there are kids involved and/or you're married, yea trying to understand is something I would do.  But if it happens a second time, fuck it.  I'm out.  Because if you allow it again he will probably keep doing it.



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182,888 Asking a real question here....if you found out your SO was cheating would you be all nasty or try to understand why and try to fix things and be sweet? Or be a nightmare?



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182,887 The Hamilton cast will be singing at the Superbowl. What an insult to the President. Now you are politicizing football. Fuck you NFL.



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182,886 This woman I know was on the top of the social pyramid. We live in an extremely affluent community of movers and shakers. This woman and her big shot finance guy husband clawed their way to the top of the social scene here. Normally I wouldn't care except they were very critical of others in the community. They passed judgment on who was in and who was out.

A year ago her husband lost his job. How could this be? How could anyone do something bad to the self-proclaimed golden couple?

The husband couldn't find another job. No new BMW this Christmas. Boo hoo. Now the family is packing up and moving to..... social capital of the world where all really powerful people go...... Columbus, Ohio. Some boring company out there hired him.  He's going from big fish in this big pond, to being an accountant in a minor US city. You know it's got to be bad because he's pulling his kids out of the chi chi private high school here. Can you imagine? These uppity spoiled brat kids who had been handed everything, they will now be going to public school in Columbus, Ohio. They are going from the cool kids in the rich clique, to the awkward new kid in a blue collar town.

Talk about a fall from grace. I don't mean to sound so catty, but me and my kids were one of the many people put down by that family. Karma is real.



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182,885 Sure back. Same person here. Thanks for the response, let's see if the cave will let us get away with this much back and forth-  you really....REALLY have to use SOME logic while debating. There's no way that your argument could ever be taken seriously. ISIS is a small, minuscule part of the population at this point. They cannot perpetrate any amount of murders that could possibly stand up to the ones being done by the population that is already and legitimately and legally here already. Unless they unleash a nuclear bomb. Your statistic of murders being carried out in the US 98% by white males is a "Hillary" meaning you pulled it straight out of your ass. Whites make up 63% of the population and 62% have been committed by them, albeit of course, predominately male. Blacks are 13% of the population, asians 5%, latinos 17%. Blacks committed 17% of mass shootings and Asians 9%. Go ahead and take a look-see at who is mass-killing more than their "fair share." Doesn't hold water, except for the male aspect, whereupon it's 90%. So you can have that one. But to "ban white males in America..." um...you need to stop chiming in if you can't possibly think of any feasible thing to say. Come on, then. Let's have some fun. Tell me what we should do to carry this out. We should..."________"  You fill in the blanks. Guilliotine all white males' heads off, starting January 2018? Put them all in shackles, house arrest, abort all white womens' expected sons? Tell me. Back up your INSANELY badly-thought-out argument, I am so sick of biting my tongue when people spout off like this, tell me what's up. I need you to.



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182,884 Sure. ISIS does NOT use the Mexican border to cross into the US. It does not happen. And if ISIS was in the US, why aren't there more incidents? Why do white American MALES do 98% of the mass killings yet no one wants to ban them?



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182,883 That's what I have a problem with, it's the  Cartel. Scares me silly. I want the wall. ISIS uses Mexico to cross into the USA. ISIS and the Mexican drug cartel is why I can't be against it. Imagine our country like theirs...when people want to "open their doors" or whatever you like to call it to all the fine and upstanding but needy people of Mexico or Syria, I think of how there will undoubtedly be more of that fun stuff to come along with it. Would anyone even debate me on this? Sure we can talk all day about how it's beneficial to this and that person for this and that reason. I'm not even in favor of deportation. Just making it more difficult to come here. Yes there are other ways but like some weapons, certain people would be alive today if they weren't allowed access to their weapon of choice. I can say this and still be in favor of guns for a pleathora of reasons.  But can anyone really say with a straight face that they don't think it would cause our USA to feel any degree of more ISIS and cartel horror? And please don't even respond unless you have seen with your own eyes at least grainy videos of what comes with having ISIS or the Mexican Cartel deal with people they think are useful.  This is something to think about yet it's "politically incorrect" to say it. That's what got Trump elected. People knowing that political correctness may well lead to more and more American heads being removed from their bodies in the most brutal way you could ever even imagine. They don't use one chop, folks. Watch that...and then we can talk.



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182,882 For whatever reason I always attract younger guys , maybe I should just go for it . Men do it all the time , yep that's what I need a good looking  younger guy.



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182,881 Yo, shit for brains. The more you whine at your husband and try to stop him from seeing me, the closer he's getting to divorcing your fat ass. If you wanna keep the house and money, look the other way and leave us be. Thems your choices: look the other way and let us fuck on the side or bitch your way to a divorce and lose your status and half the money. Then I get him100 percent. You're a moron.



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182,880 in a world where life and soul is grown artificially and abused then murdered for human gain the life that is created without respect does not have a place it deserves a place like all animals plants stars but its like men put everything including women in a box to come harvest as pleased

women are not looking for a right to murder anything, that's ridiculous, this is only one example of the rights and respects we need just to control our own bodies and have any say in how this stockholm syndrome world develops.

When I hear anyone telling a woman she should have "closed her legs" while they or someone else is trying to pry them open. Contraception fails. Then there's issues of consent. By virtue of the shape of the human body, men are granted more control during sex.
How dare a man who, with an attitude of disregard="knocks her up" and is no father, blame the mother for choosing not to carry it. still probably with more care for the peace of that soul.
Pregnancy is not a choice unless mindful people are involved. This world appears hopeless when it comes to that and even more with this...
There are only so many homes or spots in this world for more children. Birthing a child does not suddenly create a home. Oh but I guess people have 10 sets of arms each? And money? Build more orphanages? "With money!" NO I know..build them with the earthly resources manifested from the asshole who guilts or forces her into having a baby perhaps with genes she didn't even want to accept? Food? Let's just say this earth is running out of tits. (beside the point but also obvious) point-It's her life.. her DNA BRANCHING. She should have the opportunity to feel good about it when she's ready or not at all. Not set her and the child, the situation, people helping, the world, all back. No one wants to euthanize the body of a soul. All the animals and earthly resources the child would be consuming have soul too.

trump says this but he certainly says THAT a lot too..
prime minister justin trudeau says what he means and it's not about "debunking" but pointing out any truth in the other side and then building toward the big picture. those without the big picture will not be able to add pieces to it their method is "talk to the hand" and then "let's revisit something i already said" if not pointing out any dark side of something having nothing to do with the truth.
justin trudeau " I pointed out that globally Canada is up against(he meant WITH) big countries (China, for one) that can address some major issues quickly.

because "America" isn't "GREAT" "again" when other things are lesser.. it's not about money.. it's about Earth ..as a whole.

it's a free world and let's hope hate and love unite and heal. because hate cannot win, only fight in denial of it's own inner torment to have a false sense of securing dominance over free will into armeggeddon banishing the pathetic denial of the beauty that exists.
take back the rainbow. this is now an empty page on my website.. we had some ideas. mine was the take back the rainbow flag depicting a logo form of a skinhead angrily eating a rainbow. hers was a depiction of frantically twerking gays and lesbians shitting on the flag and smearing all the colours together. she also helped me and reminded me on a take on transgender issues as sometimes working against overcoming stereotypes or trying to nullify the beauty of the soul by fighting the body.

the only way to win is to love yourself and the souls of reality.. a conduit to manifest the love for all u have worked to provide in a reach to believe in other than yourself and not be alone.. if all u want is a line u draw in the mud to admire in a false sense of having imposed on whatever reality by all means be an angry tormented ##### disturber humping a cheese cloud but souls are free. i trust this universe i trust myself to make the most of my time left hatching beyond. renewal.



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182,879 Quote:

People wouldn't be crossing the border if the USA wouldn't make it so difficult for Mexicans to get visas.

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That would be like saying, burglars wouldn't have to kick in the back door of your house if you would just leave it unlocked for them.



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182,878 You want to beat Al Qaida? Send my wife to the Middle East. They will capture her and interrogate her. Within a few weeks all the terrorists will be dead.

Why?

They will kill themselves. That's what would happen if you try to have a conversation with my wife.

Typical example:

ME: Seeing it's a half day, what time do the kids get home from school?

HER: Well I'm going to the meat market to get the fish.

ME: I don't understand.

HER: I'm going to the meat market because their fish is better than the supermarket. You're such an idiot if you don't know that! Why don't you pay attention more.

[I say nothing. But in my head I think, oh no, here we go again.]

HER: But I can't get asparagus at the meat market. What a stupid thing for you to suggest....

ME: I didn't suggest anything at all.

HER: Liar. We were going to your sister Wendy's house. You suggested we bring two pizzas. So you do suggest things, liar. Why do you lie?

ME: First off, I don't have a sister named Wendy. And we've never brought pizza to anyone's house. And I didn't suggest anything about asparagus mainly because I have no idea what you're talking about. I simply asked when the kids are coming home from school today. Why do simple questions always end up this way with you? Why are you talking about fish and asparagus? Why are you being verbally abusive towards me? I did nothing wrong. I asked a question and I still don't have an answer.... but please don't say anything more. Not a word. I'll call the school and ask when they let out.

HER: What a stupid idea, the pizza shop doesn't sell asparagus either. You're such a dope.

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Could you imagine her being interrogated by Al Qaida?

THEM: What is your name?

HER: Where can I buy asparagus. Don't lie!

I tell you, within a few weeks they would all be dead.



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182,877 Soooo if Trump builds that wall and Mexico is floundering as a result does that mean we won't bat at eye when China cozies up to them and starts building military bases in their country?

Be kind to your neighbors isn't just a micro viewpoint.  It's also a macro viewpoint.



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182,876 People wouldn't be crossing the border if the USA wouldn't make so difficult for Mexicans to get visas.  I always hear people say but my ancestors came here legally, blah  blah but what they understand it's how back in the days the process was very easy and fast if you immigrated from an European country. A lot of these people don't want to live here, they will be happy if the government will give them seasonal visas where they can come and work here temporarily and then go home with their families. I'm lucky that my father and most of my family are educated and have well paid jobs in Mexico that they don't have the need or want to be here and only come legally to visit me but not everyone in my country had the same opportunities my family has, my mother family immigrated to Mexico from Spain  during the Spanish Civil War , they were refugees and Mexico welcomed them with open arms . People been migrating for political, religious, better opportunities since the beginning of time . It will be good if both countries can come with a solution and compromise where both countries can agree and benefit from .



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182,875 No one gets it, or maybe no one wants to hear it.

The wall to them means turning our backs on people trying to make better lives for themselves.  It means, as someone said, "slamming America's doors on the starving, the wounded and the abused."  How heartless!

The thing is, no one knows - really, really knows - what goes on at the border.  If you want to know, there's a great documentary on Netflix called Cartel Land.  I suggest you watch it, THEN tell me how you feel about the wall.

I tell everyone this, but they won't listen.  They won't watch the docu, because they prefer to stay in their little bubbles and fight for the underdog.  In the Social Justice Warriors' eyes, our President is a monster for wanting to do this.  They are all over the Mexican President's refusal to help build the wall.  He doesn't want it.

Well DUH, of course he doesn't want it!  Building it would seriously cut down, if not eradicate, the multi-billion dollar drug trade, which pumps money into Mexico's economy.  Forget about the hundreds and hundreds of innocent people being killed by cartels, directly or indirectly.  The Mexican government needs their money!

I say, build the fucking wall - I'll even help!

My secret?  I was raised to always fight for the underdog.  And until a couple years ago, I was a Social Justice Warrior.



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182,874 I will always wonder too



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182,873 I think I'll always miss you and yearn for what we could have had.



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182,872 It has been 11 years since we ended things.
Nope. Still don't miss you.
You cut me down and treated me like shit.
Now you are alone.
That is Karma.



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182,871 If I recall correctly, many well known US celebrities pledged to flee to KEN-AH-DUH if Trump was elected.   I guess they are still here for some reason.



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182,870 Big drama message from the Mexican President:

"Mexico doesn't believe in walls."

I don't doubt him at all.  It would be like prisoners in Cell Block D saying they don't believe jails. Yeah, I don't doubt it. Survey says 100% of prisoners wish prisons didn't exist.

Mexico doesn't believe in walls? No surprise there.



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182,869 But what are women angry about? That's what I don't get. You have all this freedom. Being honest here, most women don't work, they let the husbands do it. They spend their days at tennis lessons and going out to lunch. But they are angry and protesting????? What's your burden? I don't think any of you know. Your friends went on a protest march, so you went too. But with no rhyme or reason.  What was the conversation like on the bus?

"Why are we protesting?"

"Wait, I dunno. I thought you knew..."



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182,868 If you think women should just shut up and stop being angry, you are part of the problem.



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182,867 Ever since we broke up I feel like I'm just constantly seeking out new people.. talking to girls, winning their attention and validating my value in this way. I feel like I'm playing some game and I'm out of control.



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182,866 I am sicker than shit at how angry women are...I can't talk to my Mom, sister, anyone, guys are fighting with their wives over it, I don't care what side you are on, this shit has got to stop.



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182,865 When my dog died, I built a coffin for him. It was the least I could do for my old friend.



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182,864 #863, that was so well said. You nailed it. I wish people would stop and listen to your points. But they won't. They just want to keep with the name calling. How many times has the same person referred to the orange moron. They are nothing more than badly behaved children. I'm actually thinking they will keep it up until they work themselves into a wilding crowd-fueled frenzy, attacking everyone in sight. Then the police will open fire and kill a few. I'm hoping that will wake them up.



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182,863 We live in a double standard country. See, when Mexico, South Africa, India, Russia, and many other countries build a wall its perfectly acceptable. But when the US does it, its racist. Why? Because fuck you. It's the same reason why when we have a March for Women, it's considered inspiring and progressive. But if we ever had a March for Men, we'd be nothing but misogynist pigs. Why? Because fuck you.

Forget that right now there's probably some poor woman getting stones hurled at her until she takes her final breath for simply looking at a man, because our president said some stupid shit ten years ago during a private conversation. Forget that right now in Germany and Sweden little girls and grown woman are being RAPED, harassed, and groped thanks to their new immigration policy, because it's important to be "progressive".

When it comes down to it, its become "Trump wants this, so I want the opposite". There's no logic behind their claims. There's no evidence or facts behind all that hot air. It's like dealing with high schoolers, their only concern is what people think of them, so they spend their lives doing what they think will make them look great in other people's eyes.

My boss, who I respect and admire dearly, is a woman. I was raised by both my mom and my sister. My most informal and respected teacher in high school was a Mexican man who legally joined our country to pursue a career in knowledge and teaching others. The only difference between them and the crybaby liberals that think protesting is the answer to everything, is that these people busted their ass and worked hard to get where they're at. They didn't demand it by shouting in the street. They didn't point fingers and blame other people for their failures. They didn't threaten our government because things didn't go their way. They worked hard and never gave up. When someone knocked them down, they stood back up and kept moving. They made their lives into what they are today by constantly pursuing the American dream.

The American dream isn't dead. The American dream will never die. But these left wing nut jobs will continue wiping their shit filled assholes with it until the US turns into one massive fire. They don't care, so long as they can be king and queen of the ashes.

America was once great, and now, we're making it great again.



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182,862 My wife. Oh my god, what happened to her. She's the most difficult person I've ever encountered. She wasn't like this when we married. But by a few years later she is unbearable. Everything is a complaint. Everything is an excuse. Everything is always someone else's fault.

She comes home and leaves the door open in her car. Next morning, not only is there rain water in her car, but the car won't start. The battery is dea because the overhead light was on all night. This isn't her fault. It's my fault. I should have realized her car door was open and gone out in the middle of the night to close it.

She orders something from the menu in a restaurant. She doesn't like it. She pouts like a child and demands we leave, even though the rest of us haven't eaten our dinners yet.

She drops a cup of coffee. It splatters all over the floor and walls. She doesn't clean it up. Why should she? If it bothers me so much, I should be the one to clean it up. Like what kind of logic is that??? That's a person who doesn't understand that we each have responsibilities. No, all of her responsibilities, in her mind, are my responsibilities.

I can't stand her. She's bitter and depressing all the damn time.



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182,861 There are plenty of Americans living and working in Mexico illegally, specially in places like Guadalajara, Cancun, San Miguel Allende and Mexico City. I have family in Guadalajara, Cancun and Mexico City  and they know plenty of Americans living there. Any American can go to Mexico with just a pasaport , they don't require for USA citizens to have a Visa while the USA does the opposite and requires Visas to enter their country which are very expensive and hard to acquire do to the requirements. All my families has them and you won't believe the ridiculous amount of time that takes to get one , you have bring bank statements, house deeds, medical records, school records etc...   Would you like it if Mexico would require Visas just to visit their country?  If they would have the same requirements the USA embassies have there's no way half of them would be allow in the country not even for a short stay.



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182,860 Most of the illegal immigrants in the US aren't Canadians though. They're Mexicans. And the US has been far softer on them than they should've been, not trying to persecute them or deport them and actually offering citizenship to some of them. You enter a country illegally - You get deported. It's like that everywhere in the world. Why not in the US?



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182,859 I think the idea has been shot down already but I don't want to spend 20% or more for avocados or limes or tequila or any of the other products imported from Mexico [like electronics, vehicles, baked goods, candy, etc etc] for a stupid and expensive wall we don't actually need since more people are leaving than arriving. The cost of patrolling and maintaining this monument to our orange, dumbass president would be staggering. In addition, have you heard about boats? Aircraft? Tunnels? Trafficking? This is a fool's folly.

How about we spend the money on preventing prejudice and stupidity? If you're not picking fruit, cleaning homes or hotels, or doing landscaping, kindly shut your mouth or stuff it full of guacamole. In addition, these people are engineers and nurses and teachers and businesspeople who contribute not only to our economy but also our culture, our arts and our collective country. If we were overrun by Canadians you wouldn't give a shit but because they're brown and speak Spanish you are choking on your own bile.

I can't wait to watch America become browner. These immigrants are so much harder-working, so much more loving to their families and neighbors and so much more fun than the people who hate them. Not to mention that they are paying taxes and could help prop up our weak Social Security issues. And don't get me started on DACA, you ignorant bigots!

Gracias. I needed to get that off my chest.



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182,858 Yesterday at 8ᛕam, while in line at Starbucks, I ran in to a classmate of mine from 6th grade. Back then we were going "steady" but didn't even get to hold her hand, kiss her, sit next to her...nothing. I blame her fat jealous friend who always interrupted any move I tried to make. We broke up 2 weeks in to that relationship. Fast forward 27 years and there she was right in front of me. I tapped her on the shoulder, she turns around, gives me a long hug and we instantly connect. She insists I sit with her to catch up for at least one coffee. Fast forward about 21 hours, and I'm just leaving her house...this shit doesn't happen to me....ever.  It did today. Note: Fat friend is still fat, no longer a friend and is a lesbian.  Moral of story: if your fat friend cock blocks you, she's probably in love with you.



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182,857 I put up with a lot of stupid political shit on Facebook. I'd rather not embarrass myself like the rest of these asses and vomit my beliefs all over a social platform just to show people how "progressive" I am. Nothing says "daddy love me" like begging for people's approval. But when I see someone talk about this Doomsday Clock nonsense, I literally fucking cringe so hard I think the skin on my face is going to rip open. ANYONE, and I mean anyone, who buys into this nonsense is either borderline retarded or so fucking brainwashed that they've lost all ability to think for themselves. It's nothing but fear tactics at its absolute worst. Anytime they disagree with something, or someone, the clock loses a little more time.

Shit like this is the reason why I abandoned the left and went full steam ahead to the right.



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182,856 What a dope! A guy in my town bought a number of acres of land right next to the sewage treatment plant. The land has been for sale for years. No one would buy it. The land is useless. The stench from the sewage is so bad that you couldn't possibly build anything on the land. Certainly not homes. But this dope bought it, cheaply of course.

A few months later it was announced that the sewage treatment plant was old and too small. It would have to be rebuilt........ at a location three miles away. The current plant would be shut down.

Like holy cow! What great luck for the fellow who had already purchased the surrounding property. The stench would be gone and the land he owns would go up in value by several million dollars at least. What a windfall of cash.... he can probably afford to quit his day job.... but he won't.... because he's the mayor.

Welcome to corrupt small town life.



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182,855 Hazel,

I want nothing more than for your desire to stand close to me to be based on something more than just the need to feel close to someone for a while. I would give you all the love in my heart if you would do the same. I know we've both been through things, but I want this to be a thing, a huuuuge thing, and I sincerely hope you do too. We're cut from very different cloths, but at least we go together.

Trent



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182,854 I'm so frustrated with you. It feels like it's been like this for eternity. Why do I still keep trying? I am truly idiotic.



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182,853 I FINALLY got rid of the bed bugs in my apartment. Those little fuckers are persistent but I won! The one thing I learned is that bed bugs stink when I crushed them. Well, no more!  I claim VICTORY!!!



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182,852 there has never been anything on this earth that I have ever wanted more than to be his lady...



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182,851 When did guys turn into such pussies?  I respect men, don't emasculate them, but I understand now why women do, they don't act like men anymore!  Why should I give you respect a man deserves when you don't act like one?  This guy i been talking to, said he wanted to meet, then didn't.  Disappears, says he wants to meet again, then cancels.  But when I bring up hanging out, every time, he disappears and doesn't answer.  I gave every opportunity to tell me he's not interested, or dating someone, or whatever.. Just fucking tell me!  Instead he ignores me.  A supposed alpha male who isn't scared of anything.  When did men stop acting like men?  I feel like it's worse now than it was just 2 years ago, as the years go on they get worse and worse.  Just tell a girl you're not into it, I would stop trying to contact you.  You respond to everything else, all the mundane bullshit, but when it's interesting or about meeting, poof gone.  People are not accountable for their actions/words anymore and it's really fucking with me because I wasn't raised this way.  And men have turned petty, even the older ones who are supposed to be more traditional and have a more old school way, what is happening seriously????



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182,850 Hey 182848, I have a genuine question for you. If you are pro-life and object to abortion, why are you only supporting abstinence as a contraceptive method.

Why wouldn't you support wide-spread sex education and contraceptive availability, which are proven to reduce pregnancies and abortions. Wouldn't this help avoid abortions if that is your goal?



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182,849 I brought my kids to my friends house today for a play date.  Her husband was at work.  Kids go down into the basement to play, which is where her husband does work sometimes.  I start instinctively clearing out an area for the kids, like I always do, while my friend is in the kitchen getting snacks.  

One of her husband's shirts is on the floor, and I pick it up.

My hand touches something wet and sticky.  I bring my hand to my nose and smell.

It's cum.

I look and see that his shirt was laying near his laptop.  He was jerking off into his shirt an hour ago before he went to work.

I have my friend's husbands fresh cum on my hands.  What do I do?  Run screaming?  Wash it off?

I pull it to my hand again, smell it, and think... he's an attractive guy...

I licked the cum off my fingers,

I can't believe I did that.  I can't fuck him, but I still got to taste his cum.

I can't believe I did that.



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182,848 I'm pro-life.  I am not responsible for adopting your child.  You are responsible for not having the child in the first place.  Keep the dicks out of your pussy.  Practice some abstinence.  That kind of stuff.  The idea that I'm suppose to pay for your mistake for 18 years might be similar to why you can't figure this out.



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182,846 I've been saving up money for my daughter to go to college in a few years. Today she got back her math midterm. She got a 52. This weekend I think I'll take that money and buy myself a new car.



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182,845 There are five of us girls who take each other out on our birthdays. For example, when my birthday comes around in December, the bill for the 5 of us comes to (I'll make up an number) $200. The 4 of them pay $50 each and I get a free birthday dinner. Yay!

But there's a problem which no one mentions. Two of the girls were born in April just days apart. And the other two were born in September just days apart.

When the April rolls around, we take out the two April birthdays together. The bill comes to $200. The remaining three of us split it at $67 each.

When September comes around, it's the same situation. Three of us split it at $67 each.

In total over the year, I pay $67 and $67 or $134.

All the other girls pay $50 and $67 or $117.

Year after year I always pay more than everyone else. I know I sound like a whining baby, but I wish just once someone in the group would recognize the unfairness and thank me for paying more than everyone else.



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182,844 This seems to be happening more and more. I search for a particular term using google. I get back search results. I click into the results and start reading. And reading. And reading. The term doesn't seem to be mentioned. I search the page. Sure enough, there term isn't there at all. So why the hell did Google show me that link as a valid search result? I feel I'm being played. I just got handed a bunch of annoying click bait. Could it be that Google, in a quest for more and more profit, is selling their soul? I mean what's the point of a search engine that returns irrelevant results??



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182,843 841 - there were tons of protests from Conservatives about Obama and ACA. In the same way, many Democrats aren't protesting now. Drawing conclusions based on a small sample group can be misleading, each political group has more variety than you think.



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182,842 Trump is saying he'll charge a 20% import tax on Mexican goods.

My one complaint - it's not enough. Charge more. Charge 50%. Charge 100%. If it means we stop buying crappy Mexican goods and instead buy American, creating jobs for our own people, well... okay, who is against that? Only Democrats who have lost their way.



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182,841 I remember when Obama became president I was so disappointed. Man, I got my friends together, we put on our boots, and we drove to our job and went on with our day. We talked about some new movies coming out, work, girlfriends. Then to top it all off, at the end of the day, we grabbed a beer at the local bar and then went home for a good nights rest.

See, conservatives know what it means to be an adult. We don't cry, we don't scream, we don't idolize celebrities opinions, we dont flood the street wearing pussy hats, we don't beat up people from the opposing party, we don't attack companies, we don't call people nazis, and we certainly don't cry like little spoiled brats who just got a booboo. We accept the results and move on with our lives.

Trump is getting more and more approval as he continues being a man of his word. His support is only growing. Every single day more and more people are seeing that MSM and the left are failing at scaring people into their own agendas, and their getting sick of their shady bullshit. Just because you shout louder than the other people doesn't mean that people are listening, it just means you're shouting.

The founding fathers are rolling around in their graves watching the democractic party turn into a bunch of crybabies with vaginas on their head. I'm sure when they pictured the future of America it wasn't full of pink pussy hats, illegal immigrants, and celebrities threatening to bomb the White House.

…shame…shame…shame…



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182,840 I need to start participation in life again. I have been checked out for far too long.



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182,839 some days i want to go to the nearest river and drown myself like ophelia



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182,838 Just being with her, not even sex, is very hot to me.



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182,837 Guys--if, after you are done banging the hooker you invited over, you feel a need to act disgusted by her or accusatory as if she is the problem--then Fuck You Very Very Much. What a shitty way to be after you fuck a person. You should be ashamed. And don't call us either!



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182,836 I constantly feel like a combination of angry, anxious, and sad. I try to pray all the time, but I feel like I'm just a step away from having a total nervous breakdown. I go to therapy but I feel like its not helping.

I just feel like there is no point to anything I do and therefore my mind just goes to "why bother"



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182,835 True -Americans want a movies star type President -one who  walks around looking cool .As long as he is cool the press and the world loves him.Meanwhile the country goes to the dogs.



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182,834 I was on a fishing trip with the scouts. We all got off the bus at the bait shop to stock up on supplies. The guys at the shop said we would need to buy the fancy red & white spinners if we hoped to have any chance at catching  the local pike. They said by using this lure, we were sure to catch "the very best fish, huge fish, and everything will be wonderful, you better believe it"

When I'm fishing, I don't need some jackass to tell me it's going to be wonderful. I just want to be outside catching fish.

Everyone except me bought the fancy spinners while I chose to use worms.
I cought a 28" keeper and the rest of the shmucks cought nothing. (They should have put worms on the spinners, but they were too stupid to figure that out)

The moral of this story? I think you can figure it out.



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182,833 Living with guys has both opened my eyes and ruined my sense of trust in men. They talk about women with such disrespect, you can hear how little they care about us. I've seen the thoughts and conversations behind the eyes of guys who just want to fuck. It's pretty ruthless. So now, whenever a guy shows interest in me, I think about how he probably talks to his friends about wanting to fuck me, just to say he got laid.

Then again, I've seen women do the same. Women will lead a guy on because they like the attention and need to feel loved and wanted. When they get bored they just find someone else, often without properly letting the placeholder know that their time is up. It's all fucked.

Yeah, I'm gonna stay single in a corner and play my guitar



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182,832 You can't win either way, while I don't like abortion, I don't judge women who had them , I wish more women would consider giving the baby up for adoption .  There's a lot of hypocrisy on the other side , I often hear people complaining about women who have many children or are in some kind of government help but when it comes to solutions like providing free birth control to these women they go insane , like how dare you that I have to cover some else birth control or maybe they shouldn't have children if they cannot afford them but yet the same person criticized women for having abortions.



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182,831 I will only listen to pro life people if they have stepped up and adopted a child...The rest of the pro life crowd are very hypocrital in my eyes.

Pro choice male with two adopted children plus 5 of my own



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182,830 This is a new beginning for America- and the world.
People who know what they are doing are now in DC and not politicians who kiss babies and lie to the people so that they can become rich.
The press is not is charge anymore and they can't take it. They can't stand the way the President ignores them and do what it right.They want a President that they can manipulate.They will do everything in their power to destroy the Trump Presidency- and America.
The rest of the world is slowly coming to their senses and Brexit was the first movement in the right direction. America followed and soon will the rest of the world realize that the liberals have messed up the world.
This is Americas final chance to be saved -if not it will go down like the Roman Empire and the British Empire not so long ago. 100 years ago the sun never set over the British Empire. Today they are a small island taken over by Muslims. Europe is next on the list..... America better wake up before it is too late - as Europe has found out .



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182,829 Abortion is NOT ILLEGAL in this country The Government just does not want to pay for women killing their babies.Is that so difficult to understand? Liberals go crazy when the state kills murderers but when they kill their babies it is OK?



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182,828 My parents are officially a burden.



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182,827 My friend is a riot. She thinks she fell in love (mutually) with someone who cheated with her when he was friends with her boyfriend. She had no idea he'd also been with me and probably every other girl who'd call. She now dates some guy who has no interest in meeting her friends and only calls her over late at night, but he`s "SOOO SWEET." She neglects her BELOVED dog that she couldn't bear to be left with her ex but leaves her alone for an entire day while at her "boyfriend's" house (it's been a month they've known each other), leaving me to care for her even when she talks extensively about how her new, wonderful boyfriend doesn't mind her bringing her dog over. Curses me because I told her to take the dog over there with her tonight. Completely ignorant of reality.

Maybe I'm cold, but I ain't no fool.



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182,826 Saw something great online today. Want to make it illegal for a woman to have an abortion? Then also make it illegal for a man to take off when he gets a girl pregnant ;)                                                              I could live with that.



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182,825 i just want a fork



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182,824 When I was in elementary school we went on a field trip to a local museum. It wasn't some "look at this picture some dude drew in 1920" museum, but an interactive one which showcased new technology and made learning science fun. It was awesome, even as an adult there was plenty to learn and enjoy. So we pull up to this museum, get off the bus, and line up outside. We're all excited and talking about what we're going to do when we get inside, when all of the sudden, this one girl just starts screaming her head off. I mean crying, screaming, echoing fucking booms of hysteria. She starts yelling about how she wants to go home, and refuses to get off the bus. No matter how much the teacher and fellow students try to talk to her, she just continues screaming about how she wants to go back home.

You know what happened? We ALL had to get back on the bus, cancel the field trip, and drove back to school and spent the day studying. She never looked so fucking happy in her life.

So why am I telling this story? Because that's exactly what liberals are doing. They know if they scream loud enough, cry hard enough, and make everyone around them so fucking miserable that they break, they'll get their way. This is what politics has become.

For the love of GOD, Trump, PLEASE, make America great again!

By the way, that girl grew up to be a pregnant stripper with a drug dealer boyfriend who posts pictures of them guzzling down bottles of alcohol while she's pregnant. In other words, a disgrace to the human race.



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182,823 You might not mind abortion, but I think the dead baby does.



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182,822 I don't mind abortion.  Yeah, it's your body your choice, not anybody else's, so it's your responsibility to pay for it yourself.  Your body your choice.



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182,821 America is a useless concentration of resources and incredibly stupid, spoiled morons. There is nothing great about it. Lazy, spoiled, ignorant, stupid television-fed, processed cheese eating fat ass morons.

That's my opinion. It's a free country. I can stay here, live here, and say this shit all day long, and will.  



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182,820 Fuck abortion.  That was soooo 1970s, R v. Wade.   There are circumstances where it's necessary.  Others, where it's deliberate or elective.   Get over it.   It's here to stay and who am I to judge.
 
I want to see Sterilization.

Especially for those women and men who are convicted of
1.  Murder
2.  Sexual Abuse

At that point, the human race no longer needs your spawn.

There's no way some psycho should be parenting another human being.  You lost the privilege.



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182,819 My secret: The purpose of each person is to make another person.  That is why we are here. Other than that purpose there is no purpose.



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182,818 I just want to know...why...? All I ever wanted from you was the truth. Why insult my intelligence by not giving me that?



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182,817 You're not even a memory anymore. At the very most, you're an ant that got swept down the drain during my shower. You've become so insignificant to my life that I feel like I'm talking about a stranger.

It's pretty great.



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182,816 Every time I get to the point where I can almost forgive you, I am hit with this memory or that memory of how you lied to me, manipulated me, and used me while you were sleeping around with who knows how many other women. You humiliated me and all I tried to do was love you and be there for you. I can never forgive you.  You are not human.  How could you look into my eyes, see the love there that was for you and you alone, and do that to me?  You are pure evil. There is no other explanation. You deserve any retaliation that you get from others that you have harmed.  I cannot believe I ever loved you, trusted you, or believed in you. More than being unable to forgive you, I will never be able to forgive myself for falling for your lies. I hope it was all worth it.



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182,815 Lover/spouse = future adversary



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182,814 I don't hate anyone.

~ Signed, A Conservative



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182,813 I am an egg donor and can't believe how stupid I was to risk my health when I feel so neglected by the fertility agency and the doctors office. It's been 7 days tomorrow since my surgery and I still haven't received and compensation. They don't care about me at all .



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182,812 "Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it's you girl, and you should know it..."

:(



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182,811 I wish I would have been able to keep that valentine you drew me.



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182,810 YOU are so fucking SEXY! You are so feminine looking, so hot in and out of the bedroom! just looking at you makes me want to dive right in and fuck away!



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182,809 What is my purpose on this earth?  This has been coming at me for a few weeks now.  I have no family but a very small group of  friends.  I am trying to come to grasp with things but it is becoming very hard to deal with.



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182,808 I hate convervatives and all they believe in.



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182,807 What some men do sexually, masturbation and so on, when alone in their bedroom, is not illegal. But murder is illegal. Please don't be obtuse and difficult. You make light of it when young innocents are dying. Please have more respect.



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182,806 Can we throw men in prison if they masturbate or use a condom? Like can we just throw men in prison, period. If semen leaves their body without the notion of procreation, they should be held to the highest punishment



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182,805 I'm ecstatic about Trump and all he is doing. It's only been a few days and he has:

* Banned Syrian refugees
* Started on the border wall
* Put a freeze on federal hiring
* Started to dismantle Obamacare
* Ended the skewed trade pact
* Saved jobs jobs jobs
* Turned on the pipeline - so that all the women protesting in DC can return to their warm homes and drive their giants SUVs. LOL.

It's such a relief to see our country moving in the right direction.

More to come, hopefully in the next month:

* Throw out all those Syrians the church group snuck in just before Obama left office. How low and dishonest. Especially for a church.
* Prosecute Hillary.
* End all the money we send to other nations
* Shut down the EPA
* Fire any gov employee who is disloyal
* Continue to smack the dishonest media in the head. Ban them from attending whitehouse events
* Ban abortion. Throw women in prison if they defy the law.
* End Common Core and decimate the Department of Education
* Pull out of the UN.
* Prosecute big pharma for price gouging

The man truly is making America great again. I'm finally proud to be an American.



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182,804 Ok, not a good idea to put that disposable razor partially up my ass while I've been shaving my balls. duly noted!



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182,803 781 look up "emotional empath."  You will learn how to deal with this and even how to shield yourself from feeling others' emotions. I've had this my whole life and it can be terrible at times if you're not prepared.



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182,802 I once deleted my porn folder.  I had this feeling like I didn't want it to be a part of my life anymore, and I wanted to be free of these hormone urges.

A week later, I had a new porn folder.  It's hard to say if whacking off to porn is an addiction, or if it's just a manifestation of the biological urge to reproduce.



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182,801 I got a really bad case of the squirts and my asshole is on fire. I have to get up and go to work soon. Fuck it! I going to call in sick. My asshole really hurts! When my nosey boss asks why I called in sick I'll tell him about my asshole. Fuck me! My life sucks right now...



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182,800 Fuck me! This sucks! My life should be getting better, not worst!



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