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183,099 Dude with the story about the wife and train station  and her not calling..
Sorry to tell you this but Shen never got on the train....



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183,098 My boyfriend, soon to be husband, is here on a work visa. He's been here for over 15 years. Before that his parents moved him to the U.K. when he was a child. He is originally from one of the 7 countries that had been banned. He came to America to go to college. Graduated with his masters, works with well known companies, is totally Americanized. He applied for his green card 4 years ago and has yet to get approved. Some of his colleagues got theirs in 10 years. He has friends in Canada who work in the same field. Their residency went through in 18 months. As a permanent resident you get universal health care and they are taxed about the same as he is now. (On his kind of visa he pays 30% of taxes currently to the US). We wouldn't have to worry about his visa being revovoked or the fact he will never be able to leave the country to go visit his family. Let's go I say.
He says he's been working for American citizenship his entire life.
Yessss I understand that fool but America doesn't give a fuck about that. All they care about is that you are from one of those 7 countries. What if they decide they don't want to grant citizenship to those 7 countries or approve visas. What if they do a Muslim registry and even if you haven't practice the religion since a child they put you on the list. What if you get deported and your children and I are stuck here. His parents have UK citizenship now but he doesn't. His brother doesn't (who is here on a student visa going to med school)
He says don't be negative. You don't know what's going to happen
No I don't know. That doesn't mean we should stay. Vancouver is pretty much the same as America. Maybe nothing will happen but maybe it will.
And you're going to look back and regret this decision you made.


So now he's angry at me.
My secret is: I'm going to go without him. My kids are only have white and half American. We are not muslims but we aren't christians either. We kind of celebrate all things. I'm not going to risk my children. Plus to be honest, I love Canada. Been there a few times and it's awesome. I love America too but I don't want to stay and watch whatever is going to happen in the middle of it. I'd rather watch safely from another country. Hopefully he will join me



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183,097 Try a salad?



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183,096 There's a March for Science in DC this April.  It's supposedly non-partisan.  The fact that it's held on Earth Day is, of course, a total coincidence.

I wonder, of course, if people will see the irony of how they'll use maps to get around, versus "consensus."



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183,095 I'm told I'm a racist because I don't listen to rap music.

This racism label is out of control.



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183,094 I left a relationship like that early on.  Pay attention to the signs earlier and leave next time.



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183,093 yet if your husband did give you affection, you would complain he's too clingy....women are never happy.



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183,092 My husband never said "I love you," he never complimented me, in fact I never felt very feminine or particularly loved in our few years of marriage. Yet I know he is a good man - just not an overly affectionate man. I left him because I feel in this life it is OK to feel happy. I couldn't live with the feeling of trying to please and never succeeding. Heart break in a quiet way a dozen times a day.
Yet I miss him so much, Inever got married just to get divorced.  But I can't live when I am starving for words, affection, understanding.
I'd rather be alone!



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183,091 Parliament Funkadelic is the best American band ever,and it's not even close. They're our Beatles.



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183,090 If you want friends, tell people they are right. Say it over and over. People love hearing they are right. They will be your friend.

If you want to live a moral life, one with honesty, tell people when they are wrong. You will sleep better at night knowing you stick to your beliefs. But you will be very lonely.



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183,089 I know a beautiful family. Wealthy and successful. At least that's what it looked like. Then two years ago the son was arrested for robbing a home. The daughter was arrested for drugs. The father got arrested a third time for drunk driving. He caused an accident and a woman in the other car died. The father went to prison. Then his other son committed suicide. Like my god what a mess. It makes my dysfunctional upbringing look like the Brady Bunch.



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183,088 Forty years ago I was in elementary school. A girl in the lunch room pulled the tab top off her soda can. Remember how they used to come off completely? She was goofing around with it, mostly to get attention. We didn't like her. She wasn't our friend. She put the tab in her mouth and we dared her to swallow it. She did. Remember how they used to have sharp metal edges? We laughed at her some more for being so stupid. A few days later the teacher told us she died from having a sharp object cutting up her intestines. I still think about it sometimes. I'm very sorry.



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183,087 I can understand why the liberals are going crazy.  Imagine if the story was reversed.  Imagine if you were a conservative Republican, and Ronald Reagan was running for president again.  He's your hero, and he represents all that you believe to be good about your political belief system.  And imagine that against Ronald Reagan is running a brash, loud mouthed liberal celebrity who is known for being abrasive and out in left field.  

Imagine it's Ronald Reagan versus Rosie O'Donnell.  All through the campaign, you hear that Reagan is ahead in the polls by double digits.  O'Donnell's quips are nothing but annoying, silly soundbites.  

To you, the conservative Republican, it's not just laughable that someone as low as Rosie O'Donnell would have the nerve to run against Ronald Reagan, it's *offensive.*  But on the positive side, it's a sign of the end of the Democratic Party.  And on Election Night, you hold victory parties.

And then the unthinkable happens.  Reagan loses.  Not just by a little, but by a landslide.

What would you, the conservative Republican do?

You would claim the election was rigged.

You would blame George Soros.

You would blame the biased media.

You would blame anybody but yourself, and anyone but your Chosen Candidate, and anything but your ideology.  And as the inauguration came closer and reality dawned, you would get more and more depressed, angry, and upset, not just because you feel humiliated at the loss... but because it's slowly dawning on you that a loss as bad as this must mean that most of the country is rejecting your political belief system.

Can you imagine that?  Can you imagine trying to accept that the country - and with Brexit and the defeats in France and Italy and elsewhere, the world! - is rejecting something you believed and fought for your entire life?

You would be in a meltdown.  You would be desperate.

And as we all know, when people get desperate, the masks come off.  People become who they really are.

And this is what we're seeing now.  The masks of the liberals are coming off, and we're seeing what we've always suspected - their talk about love and justice and tolerance was a mask to get people to their side.  In reality, they embrace the violence that is advocated by their Communist and Marxist forbearers.  Attacks, riots, assaults, colleges burning... this is who they really are.

But don't worry, conservative Republicans.  Your ideology came out on the winning side, and with every riot, the Democrats lose a little more.



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183,086 There was this soulmate I had once. Though there were cruel circumstances that separated us, we will never really be separated. In the here and now, I wish him real love, joy, and hope.



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183,085 There's a woman I know. When a first met her someone whispered in my ear that her husband killed himself. I felt terrible for her. I was extra nice. But here it is a year later and I completely understand why the husband killed himself. What a piece of poop the wife is. I wish I could have met the husband instead and saved him.



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183,084 Rest In Peace MB. I couldn't imagine being so unloved and alone. You were so young and made stupid mistakes. But your 'suicide' haunts me I wish I could have rescued you in a way. I still wonder if it was murder or suicide. I hope you are peaceful now that you are a beautiful angel in gods loving arms. You didn't know but you were always loved.



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183,083 Love.



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183,082 I had a dream about him. I can still see it. That scares me because I felt nothing in my dream. I won't back go back  to the times in which brought me Great pain and heartache all the while I was thinking he loved me...



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183,081 I draw little doodles and fold origami flowers at work. Then I see them pinned to the desks of random people who either dislike me or don't give me the time of day. How is that normal? I think I'll just go around and take them down. Don't like me? Don't display my fucking artwork.



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183,080 Recognize your worth.
No one can ever validate you, you'll never believe it because you think yourself unworthy.

The imperfectly perfect person can enter your life and you miss your chance.

Don't be that person.

I was that imperfectly perfect person.

Everyone is worthy and redeemable.

Surround yourself with positive, encouraging, compassionate and loving people.  Take what they give and be sure to return it.  Show appreciation.  Meditate on the positives in your life and the good people say about you.  Shun the negative.



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183,079 Truer words have never been spoken.  We choose what's familiar, then spend thousands of dollars on therapy to piece it all together. Hopefully, the cycle does not continue.  If only I knew then what I do now...

Thank you, my mirrored twin....



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183,078 When you grow up in a household with one parent (or both) being deeply invalidating and sharply critical of you the majority of the time, as an adolescent and adult you tend to seek out invalidation from people whom you feel are the most "worthy" to be rejected by. Deep down you want to win them over because that would be the ultimate achievement, but you know you never will...and that gaping wound becomes a safe place to live because it's familiar. We seek out familiar pain almost as doggedly as we seek out familiar pleasures. The human psyche is a dark, dank, warped, yet utterly fascinating place...



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183,077 I dated an uncircumcised guy once. The sex was great an I never noticed an odor. It probably was my best sexual experience ever.



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183,076 Men with foreskins achieve better sexual pleasure. It makes sense. The foreskin is protecting the most sensitive areas. If it's banging around all day with no protection (circumcised), then the sensitivity goes away. What do you want ladies, a man who feels sex more, or a man who is desensitized to it?



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183,075 The only hate I've seen is from Democrats after the election.  They seem to have forgotten that all the hate attributed to Trump was a PR stunt by Hillary's people. None of the incidents ever happened they way they say it did. Now Dems are wasting their lives arguing that Trump is filled with hate, but they can't see what's going on the mirror.



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183,074 Does nobody see the irony of women being judgemental about foreskin when we're always complaining about men's opinions on pubic hair? Your body your choice, dude. We're allowed to have preferences, but it's really peoples' own business what goes on down there.



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183,073 Men if you are thinking of divorce you better start you a stash that she can't find. She will try to take everything you worked your whole life for. You will need that stash believe me.



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183,072 Suzanne, you are so fat. Just give up on the diet.



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183,071 I saw recently that a Rasmussen survey said 40% of likely voters said the Election had hurt a close relationship.

I wish was talking about the travails of Tracy Flick.

Can't we all just get along?

Secret : My wife can barely look at me since then.



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183,070 All these people complaining about their horrible spouses.... you realize,

(1) you are the one who married this person, and
(2) its not that hard to get a divorce, so stop complaining and just do it



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183,069 I find it fitting that most people only say my eyes are pretty because they can see their own reflection in them. It indicates a lot.



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183,068 It's funny, one of my roommates is really compatible with me in some ways, and totally repugnant to me in others. It makes for a weird kind of attraction between us, at least on my end. It reminds me of the difference between myself when I was a raging alcoholic, and now, being a sober person. I'm not even that sober tbh, I just don't drink anymore because I don't like the decisions I made for and under the influence of alcohol. A difference I noticed since I stopped, even though it's only been 7 weeks, is that I've been having more intelligent conversations with people, which is a welcome change.

This roommate of mine, he reminds me of myself in both stages of life. Sometimes he's a bit racist, loves getting a rise out of people, loves being cheeky, loves not caring what people think of him. This one is sort of a tough guy, a drug addict (no injections, just coke, booze, and probably xans), fucks women and doesn't think twice about it. I think this persona of his makes him feel the most comfortable socially, but I also think it's a persona that developed over time in his adulthood to replace his former self.

Other times, he's refreshingly sober. Not in the non-intoxicated way, but in a way that feels completely different from the other persona. This one can be serious, thinks a bit more before speaking, is more sure of himself in the way he says things. This one is more low-key, has had real life experiences, and is comfortable talking about his past vulnerabilities. This one seems like he has less to prove, and feels more real and less exaggerated than the other persona. This is the one I like.

I'm not going to do or say anything because I live with this guy. And besides, you're not supposed to go for someone unless you like all of them, right? Oh well. Just a strange thing.



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183,067 I'm finding that I've started ignoring the liberals on Trump.  I initially didn't mean to, but the insanity has gotten so crazy that I'm just blocking them out now.  There's no logic with their views.  Everything is "Trump is racist fascist homophobic evil dictator Hitler."  Blah blah blah.  All you liberals have managed to do is to get one less guy to listen to you.  I bet I'm not the only one.



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183,066 A notice to all the men out there thinking about marrying the mistress:

She will never trust you, she will always look through your phone or computer and she will ALWAYS think that you are hiding something- even if you really have changed your behaviors.

So not worth it in the end.



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183,065 Dude I'm starting a fund for you to get out of that marriage. Where did you find this one. Does she have relatives do they behave badly also?
J



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183,064 I had myself circumcised at 40. I was tired of looking different. Best thing I have ever done for myself. It was a little uncomfortable the day of the surgery but the tenderness was only for a couple of days. Wish I had done it sooner. A tip for anyone considering it is that my insurance paid for it because I was experiencing discomfort because the older you the less flexible the foreskin gets making it uncomfortable to keep it clean. Sex is far more enjoyable after circumcision.



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183,063 Two weeks ago I got on the commuter rail to Boston with my gf. We paid for the tickets with our own money. When we got to South Station we bought some crappy food with our own money. We then got on a Greyhound bus bound for DC using tickets we bought with our own money. We got into DC at 4ᚨ AM and tried to get some sleep. When things were open we got some breakfast with our own money. We then walked over to the rally and stood and listened to the speeches, etc for 6 1/2 hours. We then marched down Pennsylvania Ave toward the White House - which took about 2 1/2 hours. We then found a place for dinner - which we bought with our own money. At around 11ᚨ PM we got back on another Greyhound bus headed for Boston - again using tickets we bought with our own money. On arrival in Boston we made our way back up to North Station and got the commuter rail back to my home town - yup, using our own money. Finally, back in my home town, we had some breakfast using our own money.

It was an exhausting day and a half. It was an uncomfortable day and a half. It was an expensive day and a half. We were exhausted, grubby, and constipated from crappy food and lack of water. But it was worth it.

No one had to pay is to do all this. We did all this as our patriotic duty to oppose the unqualified, irrational, unhinged fascist that currently is in the White House. I am 100% positive no one had to pay any of the other 4 million patriots that attended this rally and others around the country and around the world.

I am already planning on another DC trip on 4/22/2017 to march in the March for Science. (By the way, isn't it a very pitiful thing that such a thing is needed in 21st century America?) No one will be paying my way. No one will be paying the way for however many other patriots attend this march or others around the country or around the world.



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183,062 183054: 'Difficult Wife' guy ...

My ex-wife acted exactly as your wife does. There is nothing that will change her narcissistic actions.

Best bet-> get out. If possible, cut this person out of your life. She has no respect for you as a husband or as a human being.

The good news: There is an end to it all, take control of your life and move on!



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183,061 A notice to all the mistresses out there:

Once you're the wife, you'll never trust him. You'll always wonder.



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183,060 I dream in strange places and I can see you in my sleep. I can enter your mind. this is a real thing I can do.

I may not say much when I see you, because I say everything when you have no choice, but to listen.



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183,059 Oh Jesus...just get your sexy, red headed, country boy ass back from Aspen already...I am so eager to feel your hips holding my legs open as you fuck my pussy and wrap your arms around me. I can't wait to see you, E.



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183,058 I have two cousins that are illegally here from Mexico.
My family and I are immigrants too but we did it the right way. We got lucky.


The irony of them being trump supports..."for gun control reasons"
as if supporting him is going to save you from deportation if it's ever investigated.

I hope their dumbasses get sent back. A bunch of fuckin wet wool sheep....



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183,057 Not everyone gets a second chance.
I didn't.
And I never got my 15 minutes of fame either!



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183,056 In the wee small hours of the morning
When the while wide world is fast asleep
I lie awake and think about the girl
And never ever think of counting sheep

Frank Sinatra had it right.  I've still got you under my skin



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183,054 Another tale of my difficult wife.

She was going into the big city for the day. She couldn't driver her car to the train station. No way. She's royalty and I must drive her to the train station - and then pick her up.

She tells me she'll arrive back at 9ᚨ PM. She's of course pushy about it, demanding I get there early so she doesn't have to wait in the cold.

Yes dear.

We live about 20 minutes from the station. I leave the house at 8ᛆ.  I get there with 10 minutes of extra time.

The train arrives. She is nowhere to be found. I look around the station building. I look around the platforms.

I call her on her cell. No answer. She has her phone turned off. I assume she missed the train and will be on the next one. I have no way to know for sure, but what else could have happened?

By this point it's 9ᚷ.  I check the schedules. Next train from the big city comes in at 10ᚨ PM. It makes no sense for me to drive home and come back. So I wait.

10ᚨ train comes in. Again she is not there. I call our house to check the answering machine. Maybe she left a message there. But nothing.

I check the schedules again. Next train will arrive at midnight. She must be on that one, but odd she couldn't call to tell me. No sense waiting at the station. I drive back home.

When I get in the door, I see her purse. Wtf? I look in our bedroom. She's asleep. She gets angry at me for waking her. I ask how she got home and when? She wasn't on the 9ᚨ train.

She said she caught an earlier train, She came in at 8ᚨ and took a taxicab home.

But... but... but...

I asked why she didn't call to tell me she was on the earlier train. She got annoyed and said I should have known.

How would I have known????? She said she'd be coming in at 9ᚨ. How would I know she came in at 8ᚨ???????

She said I should have figured it out. I don't know what that means.

I asked why her phone was turned off. She said she didn't want to waste the battery.

I pointed out that if I wasn't here when she got home, obviously I was waiting at the train station. Didn't she feel obligated to let me know? Couldn't she have made a 30 second phone call?

She said no, she was tired and wanted to go to bed.

I pointed out I called the answering machine. Didn't she hear the house phone ring? Couldn't she have picked up?

She said she heard it, but she was in the other room.

She had an explanation for everything. They were all selfish explanations, but in her mind they were all perfectly reasonable.

There is no one in the world as difficult as this woman. Please lord, get me out of here.



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183,053 To anyone who's uncircumcised, especially 183037, if your junk starts to smell 15 minutes after washing it, your foreskin is the least of your worries.  You need to see a Dr ASAP to take care of whatever infection you might have.  I'm older than you, and have never had any funky smells, and I only wash when I shower, usually once per day.  Like I said, better get that checked!



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183,052 When I was a kid we were so poor and hungry that when I ate an apple I'd eat the core too. This wasn't a third world country. This was New Jersey in the 1990s.



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183,051 I dumped a girl because of politics. Not politics really,  but the way she dealt with politics. She had her very loud opinions. I wasn't allowed to disagree. She'd go ape on me. Not that I was unpleasant when disagreeing. She'd call T-man names. I'd say I thought he truly wanted to help the nation. I think that is true. I'd say it nicely. Then she'd lose her sh*t. I guess I should be thankful to this election cycle for helping me realize I was in a relationship with the wrong person.



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183,050 I have an interview with a company tomorrow for a job that pays $150k a year.

We're in deep debt from when I was unemployed two years ago, and this is $60k more than I'm making now.  But the commute would be two hours a day.  Suits, ties, etc.

My current commute is 40 minutes round trip.  I show up when I'm ready, and I leave when I'm done my work.  My boss just wants good work.  It's like a country club.  No suits, no ties.  I wear jeans and sneakers most days.

But I could use that $60k a year.



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183,049 There's a mother I know personally who has become a big blogger on the national level. Her schtick is to say rude things about her kids. She calls them assholes and little shits. Other parents eat this up.  Ha ha isn't it funny she calls her own teenage daughter a "menstruating cunt".

I strongly object to this though. What kind of mother says those things about her own children? A horrible mother. Why does anyone give this woman the time of day. Why doesn't social services make a call to her house to make sure her children are okay? Imagine if her children - they are teenagers now - read her blog. The whole world knows your mother just called you a menstruating cunt.  That's gotta hurt.

So yes, people are laughing and think the blog is funny, but I'm afraid they are not laughing with the mother, they are laughing at the mother, and most importantly, they are laughing at the children.

This is so wrong.



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183,048 It's a weird thing to feel so depressed to the point of being suicidal.. but being extremely horny at the same time..

Maybe my brain is trying to tell me to fuck the pain away.. I wish my husband was here...



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183,047 My husband and I both work. We have two dogs at home and we have used a dog walker for years. Usually we hire kids to walk the dogs after school. Our last walker worked for 6 years before she left for college. It was hard to find a replacement but we finally found a 19 year old young man at a junior college in the area. The job was to come and let the dogs out to run in the back for 1/2 hour everyday at 3ᛆ. Simple enough. He was working for us for a few months. One afternoon I thought to check up on the house by using our security cameras. I rarely, if ever, check. On this one day I switched to the den only to see my walker watching the cable porn channel my husband loves and masturbating. His stuff was truly incredible. I couldn't move my eyes till he finished, cleaned up and got the dogs. Well, it seems like I have found a serial masturbator because everyday at 3ᛐ I can find my way to watch my walker. Very intense. My secret?  I have a plan. Next week i'm coming home early and staying upstairs until it's time to come down. I'm going to come down without clothes and surprise him. The surprise? He can watch me if I can watch him.



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183,046 The suburbs are stupid. Why the hell am I living here? Get me the hell out of here. I was so much happier in a small New York City apartment than I am in the suburbs. My house is too big. Why do I need so much space? Why do I need so much furniture. Why do I need acres of grass just for me? It's a royal pain in the ass. I don't need any of it. The food out here is awful. They have no idea what good food is. The people are moronic. They get bent out of shape about everything. My God these people need a hobby. Like seriously, you are upset because my son gave your son a cookie at lunchtime. It's called sharing. I'm proud of my son. But you act like my son was trying to poison your son with that deadly chemical, also known as an oreo cookie. Seriously? People in the burbs need to complain about anything they can find. Because they are so freaking bored. If you are an intelligent person, never live in the suburbs.



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183,045 I too am intrigued by the husband of the most difficult wife. How are you dealing with that everyday without losing your mind? Hang in there, man!



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183,044 It's like in the Middle East. The terrorists are angry at the US President, so they kill their own people. Wait, what? It makes little sense.

Now we're seeing it on college campuses. The students are angry at Trump, so they burn down their own campus. It's crazy. But let's not tell them. Let them burn themselves out of their own dorms.

We should play it up and moan about the pain and suffering they are causing us.

"Oh my god students, you got me good. Oh the misery you are causing us conservatives. You know, if you burned down your library and cafeteria too, that would really hurt us.... And if you set your own car on fire, oh it would be unbearable for us..."



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183,043 The Left has decided that it will start torching college campuses now to get its way.

It's almost like they want Trump to win in 2020.



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183,042 036 - To the Husband of the Most Difficult Wife - I feel for you, buddy.  How did you meet?  How did you fall in love?  When did things start to change?



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183,041 People say dumb things. It's really apparent thanks to the internet. In the past, I would bump into a friend in town. She might say something dumb to me. Later I'd tell my husband. He'd discount it thinking I might be misunderstanding or twisting her words.

Now though, people don't just say dumb things in passing at the supermarket. Now they type out dumb things and post them online for all to see. Now I don't just tell my husband about it. I show him the posts. There's no more denying it. It's there in black and white. People say dumb things. Now we all know. It's scary to realize how dumb people are.



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183,040 A poll from Gallup shows that 40% of people are in favor of the Syrian ban, while 50% are against.

A poll from Reuters shows that 50% of people are in favor of the Syrian ban, while 40% are against.

How can this be? Two seemingly reputable polling places, but with opposite results?

I smell a rat. I think the media outlets are clearly skewing their polls.



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183,039 Being uncircumcised is not the end of the world .Some girls -and men -love a foreskin. Try to get the soap out of there and make sure you rinse it well.A little odour is very sexy as long is it not a few days old! Smell is suppose to enhance the sexual experience ,that is why the smell of a woman's vagina is also very sexy.



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183,038 I was in a toy store. I saw a new featured product. A teddy bear with a socket wrench hidden inside. Huhhh? Why is this a product? Under what circumstances would you need to have a socket wrench hidden inside a teddy bear? More proof that the world has gone mad.



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183,037 I'm not circumcised. It's the biggest regret I have about my body. It's a constant embarrassment. I have to always be aware of the odor. When I'm with someone new, spontaneity goes out the window. We get worked up into a sexual frenzy, then I have to excuse myself and wash my penis. You'd think I could wash it half an hour earlier or something. But no, it doesn't work that way. Within 15 of scrubbing, it starts to fester again. I have seriously considered the idea of getting circumcised as an adult. Apparently it's very difficult and painful at this age. It's done when you're a day old for reason, it's easier on the body. So I'm stuck with my ugly smelly dick unless I want great pain. No wins for me. 29M



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183,036 Husband of the most difficult wife here. Another example of the crap she pulls. I was paying her phone bill. The bill had gone way up last month. I looked more closely. She had switched herself over to a 24G plan per month costing me an extra $75 per month. She had been at 2G per month. I asked her why. It took 10 minutes to get the answer out of her because she can't possibly answer a question, but the reason was that her friend has a 24G plan, so my wife needs one to.

I pointed out to my wife that I have her phone set on wifi mode. She uses very little cell data that way. Only 0.6G per month. Which is why I had her on a 2G plan. Plenty of room to spare. You can't switch to 24G if you are only using 0.6G. It's a total waste of money. I switched her back to 2G.

Yelling and more yelling from her. I'm cheap. I'm a bastard. She hates me. She went on and on about having her phone in wifi mode. She doesn't want her phone in wifi mode. How dare I put her phone in wifi mode. Her friend's phone isn't in wifi mode. Why should my wife have to use some crappy wifi mode when her friend uses something better? My wife has no idea what she's talking about. She has no idea what wifi mode even means. There is no loss of service or quality to be in wifi mode.

And the logic of saving $75 means nothing to her. She wants what she wants and creates hell until she gets it. What's important to my wife is to tell her friend she also has a 24G plan, as if this is very important for one's social status.

Have I mentioned I hate her and will soon divorce her? Yes, I think I did mention that.



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183,035 So Milo Yiannopoulos, a gay white immigrant male, dating a black man is being called a bigot and a racist because he's a conservative? The dumb has overtaken the left.



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183,034 I went to a small, college-prep high school.  We had to take an entrance exam to be considered for acceptance, and had to maintain a certain GPA, or we were asked to withdraw.  Although it was a Catholic school, and Mass services were held on campus, all religions were welcome.  In addition to advanced academia, we were taught many other things: to be kind, compassionate and tolerant; to be perceptive, analytical and critical thinkers; to see things from all different sides.

Although the majority of us were, indeed, Catholic, after graduation many of my friends changed religions or abandoned it entirely.  Some friends are now atheist, agnostic, just plain old Christian; some are Buddhists and some even converted to Judaism.  But all in all, everyone is still kind, compassionate, tolerant, just, and critical thinkers.

Well...they WERE.  This political climate has shown me sides to them I never knew existed.  Apparently 95% of them are liberals, and the hate and anger they are spewing is just unreal.  When did it become okay to call names?  To make fun of people?  And not just in reference to political candidates - to US, their "friends?"

There's one friend I want to delete from FB so badly, but I don't, because her posts are a constant source of entertainment.  Some gems:

*Although there were live news reports of people literally being unable to vote for Trump, and proof there were people who were deceased that were voting - "That's all made up and just for drama."

*Undercover videos showing the DNC was paying protesters before the election - "The videos were staged and not real."

*Violent liberals' protests post-election -  "They're not being violent, they are peaceful protests."  Even the video of the white man being pulled out of his car and being beaten after a minor car accident was "faked."

*The protesters at Berkeley last night?  "They were paid for by Breitbart to try to make us look bad.  It's just another setup/shock event/false flag attack."  Wait - so the Democrats did NOT pay protesters, but the Republicans did?

*When it was announced that Melania was going to stay in NYC until the school year was over, my friend was raising hell.  She couldn't see outside the box and think that there was a reason for that.  She is a mom with two kids, one who has Autism, who goes on and on about how HER kids' lives can't be interrupted for this, that or the other.  OH BUT NOW she is saying that it's been proven that Barron has special needs, and now she's defending Melania's decision - even going so far as to argue with those who initially agreed with her.

*Ivanka Trump is "uneducated and dim-witted."  Hmmmm well Ivanka is actually using her University degree, as opposed to, oh, sitting on the couch in wrinkled sweats, drinking wine in the morning while reading TMZ and talking about being "terrified" to use her new pressure cooker.

This is the same friend who posted on Nov 9 that her six-year-old daughter was crying hysterically because she was terrified for her future.  She said she was sending her daughter into school late and calling ahead to make sure there were going to be therapists available.  For a six-year-old.

I also find it disheartening how she now finds it okay - as a mother who is supposed to be teaching her children to be kind - to say very disparaging things about others' appearances.  Especially since, to be polite, she is one of the least physically appealing persons I know.

I honestly don't know how her husband puts up with her.  My husband would kick me in the ass if I acted like this.  Oh well, off to FB to see what's new for today!



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183,033 Truth is so many people are in love and not together... and many people are together, but not in love.



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183,032 031- Last year I unfriended someone that I don't really talk to anymore. A couple of days later she sent me a new friend request. I accepted and sent her a message saying long time no talk. She didn't respond so a few days later I unfriended her again. A few days later she re-friended me. Weird.

F/39



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183,031 Someone I know keeps unfriending and reconnecting with me on FB. The first time it happened, I thought maybe he deleted me by mistake so I accepted the friend request again.  Yesterday I go to wish him a happy birthday and he's not in my friend's list. Then this morning, I have another friend request from him. Who fucking does this? Goodbye. I don't have time for your games.



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183,030 maybe if i could have turned my life around in time i could have been beauty in hers.. she loves me but what she thought she was in love with was a lie i suppose. she knows i know. she values my heart and respects the good in me. it will be a long time before i find someone seriously fucked up but aware and honest and intelligent. i don't care where they are or what they look like and i'm an impotent lesbian anyway so i suppose they should be female and experiencing the same thing. this is not just oh i'm so fucked up and special this is not a good thing. i hope someone will understand. i don't need to form a checklist of what they need to be beyond just that i respect and love them as much as i respect and love myself and that i reveal all flaws and they choose me anyway. i don't even know. i remain a loyal friend in love with the one no one will be more the one than her other than that i actually get to be with them. i'm not rushing into anything. my heart is hardening.



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183,029 Shout out to Berkeley for being progressive and destroying your own town. It's especially entertaining watching MSM calling this "protesting" while the "peaceful protesters" continue smashing more Starbucks windows for some retarded reason, beat unconscious citizens with metal poles, and pepper spray women for talking to a reporter.

For a place that strives itself on the idea that they're so much better than anywhere else, it's a real fucking shithole full of junkies, hippies, and spoiled brats, of which are being prominently displayed tonight in this wonderful show of character. Don't buy into the guise, make America great again.



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183,028 You're uncircumcised.
It's ugly, smells bad even when washed, and tastes worse.
I know it shouldn't be a big deal, it being "natural" and all that bullshit, and some other women probably don't mind but, as for me, it's a deal breaker.

Sorry but no, just no.
Good luck, and good bye.



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183,027 All that remains is a mixed tape of beautiful songs.....



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183,026 What would you do or where would you go, if you were running out of money and no one would hire you because of age? Selling the house is option number one, then what? Relatives and friends are not an option.....



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183,025 :( I'm trying really hard to stay alive... there are times in the day when I think I can do it or that I'll be ok.. but of course my default mental/emotional state of misery kicks in again as soon as possible.. I can't help but feel trapped in this life..

I wish I was never born..I wish I never existed..



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183,024 It's called "Edging".  Google it 980.



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183,023 I am 42 year old female. I am dating a 47 year old man that has a 25 year old daughter. This daughter claims she's jealous of me.  What the fuck? Mind you this daughter has a man that she lives with. I'm not sure I'm staying in the relationship much longer.
Any advice? Suggestions on what to do? I really do love him and I know he loves me. However, I see his daighter becomibg a big problem in the future. Do I  bail  now?



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183,022 "Never A Dull Moment".  I read those words in an unlikely place today and immediately thought of you.



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183,021 Even though I feel so bad about what happened and feel like you played me I still want you to fuck me :(   i really have to work on my self esteem. My ex really fucked up my head.



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183,020 Ugh I want you so bad



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183,019 Hey, Sorry not sorry, that I missed the last 20 min of work.  I was on the Boss' desk FUCKING my SMOKING HOT SEXY WOMAN!



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183,018 Bad:  This country is splitting into two.  We are moving into a new world of polarization.

Good:  We aren't shooting each other yet.

Concentrate on the good.



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183,017 Why would any reasonable person want to work in the US government as a public figure? The media will rip you apart, even if you don't deserve it. Then social media will cut your balls off. Good people don't want that headache. That's why we only get whackos in the big positions. We bring this upon ourselves.



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183,016 You know what thing men can't stand , a ball buster . I have this neighbor who claims to be a "feminist " she is all for strong women , independent blah blah . Which is great however she is the kind of person who will put other women down if she feels "threatened " by them, jealousy and envy are two very ugly traits that nobody likes . A true feminist would never put other women down or be a ball buster. There's a reason even though me and my husband live separated lives still takes care of me and will never divorce me because we respect each other , there's no secrets between us . I have no problem him dating because we quit having sexual relationships long time ago but we still love and respect each other, that kind of love you have for a family member. Honey if you want a man quit acting like a jealous bitch.



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183,015 I was married for 25 years. With my wife it was just like being single. It was great then times changed. I'm single now.



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183,014 Every day in California makes me realize how desperately we need to make America great again. I've lived here my entire life, northern and southern, and it's become a joke.

Word of warning: don't move to California. It's a big fat nasty turd wrapped in gold and spritzed with perfume.



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183,013 My wife likes to cook. Sounds good right? Except we constantly find her hair in the food. Not so yummy.



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183,012 I like to stroke myself to a rock hard erection, and hold out on cumming.  the precum is glistening, strings to my fingers.  build it up, and stay horny all day.  



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183,011 My youngest child is such a mean little rat. His older siblings are wonderful. They are polite, respectful, friendly, diligent. But the youngest, what happened? I just want to smack him whenever he opens his mouth, which is often. He's a teenager and he's been this way since birth. Like what did I do wrong? I never yell at him. I treat him the way I treat my other children. I'm always respectful. I don't badger and whine. Instead, when something is wrong, I explain what might be the better approach. My older children have responded well to this upbringing. But this younger one is a menace to this otherwise very happy family. He does the same thing to his teachers that he does with me and my husband. It amazes me how he can act so badly and think it's a good way to be in life. No doors will ever be open for him. Especially mine. When he turns 18, I'm putting his bags out on the curb.



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183,010 980: Not seven, no. Maybe one huge one and another couple of smaller ones. At least the guys I've been with have been that way



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183,009 I love to not wash for several days and smell the odors my body emits. Digging in my belly button and smelling my finger is THE BEST. I'm also rather fascinated with the smell from my vagina after 3-4 days without washing it.



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183,008 The truth is, I'm never leaving my wife for you. I refuse to break up my home, leave what's comfortable and stable, uproot my children, and start over with you. Yes, I love you, and I think we'd be good together...but it won't happen. Sorry



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183,007 If he wanted to be with you he would be with you already.



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183,006 Sometimes all I want is Netflix and the house to myself. I love being alone. I wonder pretty often if I was meant to live by myself and never have kids. Sometimes I wish that's the path I would have chosen.



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183,005 Sorry if I can't endorse and be happy for your daughter who purposely got pregnant and doesn't have health insurance, a decent job, or even a place to live that isn't bigger than a cardboard box. Stop sending me pictures and even talking about it. I get it. She had unprotected sex and now has a fetus inside her like millions of other women before her. Her and her spawn will be a drain on society because the "parents" were in a hurry to grow up and were very irresponsible and unprepared.

A license to drive, hunt, and even catch a fish, yet any idiot can be a parent. Welcome to another generations of those who will more than likely feed off the system.



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183,004 182987 call him



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183,003 I don't care about my work anymore.  Not really sure WHAT I care about anymore.



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183,002 please please please let me get this



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183,001 I been many sizes from a size 0 (before vanity sizing) to a 12. One thing I learn is that most men don't care , why you may ask. Because like women , men like different kind of bodies some men prefer that slim ones , others the tick ones and there's even the ones who like them on the heavy size. As a long you are not slupy , look clean and presentable you shouldn't have  a hard time attracting men unless you have a bitchy , neurotic , clingy personality most men run away from those kind of women.



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183,000 I have to ignore you because if i do not you will continue to call and text me 50 times a day. No body should text or call a person that much. Its scary that you do that to me i have asked you numerous times to stop in the past. whats funny was i use to look forward to your calls and i would hope and hope and hope that you'll call me but you never did you would call me for one thing only and thats sex and you would go months without talking to me and I was stupid for wanting someone like you in my life. I would wait sooo many days weeks and month just for you to call and I would tell you everytime when you made me feel shitty and how i was done with you and you would say the right things to me and id go right back to waiting for you again but that was the past. Now whats really funny is how i completely stopped talking to you, i stopped responding to your random messages because i knew you wanted one thing and one thing only and then you stopped messaging and calling me after awhile and everything was fine and then you messaged me years later and me being a new person I felt that i could say hi to you atleast and when i did all i got from you was i miss you i love you and then it went back to sexual convos and it made me understand that you never changed. The only thing that changed was you constantly calling and messaging me now. Like seriously nowwwww you want to call me and text me every day but before when i was clinged on to your every word you paid me no fucking mind. like thats sooo funny to me seriously it made me laugh. you call and text to the point where it passed boderline harrasment. You were harrasing me day in and day out about the same thing. about you wanting me loving me and wishing you could fuck me. you would say the most dirtiest disgusting things ever and what sucks is that i  entertained it for awhile but i would go days and weeks and months without texting you now. the roles were switched and im sure youd never understand how you made me feel back then because you harrass me. But im part to blame for leading that behavior on with you for so long. and i had to stop, it was an unhealthy relationship we were building for years. you cant keep blowing up my phone every night wanting the same thing. i shouldnt have to see 30 missed calls and 60 messages. Like thats crazy that you do that every day. so i have to block your number and your messages because its whats best for me and for you. You've become obsessed and youve told me this before and now it makes me understand i made the right decision to just stop responding. i have cutt you off for my well being and for yours. its not love its lust and obsession and you need help. I plan to never respond to you again. I made myself clear and if you dont like it oh well that is no longer my problem.



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