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183,599 I'm a guy in my mid-40s.  My boss hired a 23-year old office assistant a few months ago.  She's a bit of a tomboy, but she's cute.  The two of us get along.  We went to represent our company at a job fair yesterday.  All through it she's pointing out the guys she wants to bang.  On our way back to the office we start talking about our anal sex experiences.  Normally I would spot this as a woman sending signals to me... and that's what I was doing to her. but it's weird with her.  I don't know what's going on.



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183,598 I saw a UFO once. It was over the ocean. It buzzed all around, left right up down. I never mention it because people would think I was a kook.



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183,597 I still miss my dog.  He died 2 years ago.



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183,596 I am sooo sorry 595. I still cry when I think too much of my cat who died 5 years ago 😞 I loved him so much. It's so hard but you'll get through it. 🙁



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183,595 My baby boy crossed the rainbow bridge.  He was your favorite orange cat.  😥



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183,594 Absurdity and weirdness are the most fun qualities a human can have. At least in my book.



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183,593 I see your beautiful pale face and I know could fuck you through ten feet of concrete.

I love you.



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183,592 I have a high voltage, frenetic, overwhelming personality. I know I can be scary. :( That's not my heart though. The exterior doesn't match the interior. You don't show other people your softness when you know that they're going to devour you like a defenseless baby seal if you do. Eat or be eaten. It would be nice to not have to worry about getting close to somebody and having my face mauled off and my heart ripped out and mutiliated. So nice... what a pipe dream though.



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183,591 I think some handicap people make up stories about how about they have been treated badly, just to get more sympathy for themselves. There's a handicap guy I know. His knees hurt. So he needs medical marijuana and a handicap parking sticker. Well at least according to him. But every week he has a new story about how he was accosted in the parking lot by someone claiming he was not handicap at all. First time I believed him. After after a dozen stories in a dozen weeks, like come on, he's making it up. Normal people aren't picking on handicap people that often. It just aint happening that way. His real handicap is that he's a liar.



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183,590 One seems to want me more than I want her, I want another more than she seems to want me. Time will tell.



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183,589 In my son's school, the 9th graders had to read this one particular book for English class. There are very detailed sexual passages in the book. It's like pure adult porn. I think this is so wrong of a public school to have kids reading smut, especially when it is demeaning to women by turning them into sex objects. I mean how could this ever have been allowed?

A few things I've learned from this situation. I'm apparently much more conservative than other parents. I see no need to expose my children to porn. I am trying to raise good decent children who know there are boundaries and how to be respectful.

The other thing I've learned, the majority of parents are trailer trash fools. They think it's cool to have their young children reading porn. They are in favor of the book. They pretend they are knowledgeable about literature. Yea, right. Half of them never went to college. They have't read a book in 20 years. But they magically know this porn book is great literature. Yea okay. These are mostly women who are in favor of their young boys reading sex scenes. Gee, parent of the year? I think not.

All in all, I'm left feeling disappointed in how these so-called adults have reacted to this situation. It's a slice of what's wrong with the world. Parents are dumb. They have no business raising children. But you of course can't tell them that. Because they are also know-it-alls and can do no wrong. A bad combination. I really worry how our society will develop over the next 30 years. I'm beginning to think we don't stand a chance.



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183,588 My breast are big and they are not saggy , of course I have them fix but I seen plenty of women with small saggy breast . I had a friend who nurse all her three kids and even though she was small (b) and never gain much weight during pregnancy, after nursing three kids her breast got very saggy .  She wants to get them fix but her stupid husband thinks is a waste of money  , I honestly feel bad for her . I been there and I know what it feels like when you are not comfortable in your own body . I know I wasn't happy how mines look after nursing a baby , while it was expensive and they did got bigger again , it was worth it . My doctor did a great job , he reshape them and used a  new technique to prevent my boobs from sagging. I'm very happy with them and if one day I want them smaller again , I would definitely go back to him.



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183,587 There are few better feelings than being fresh and naked after a shower. Total relaxation.



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183,586 I'm a telemarketer, and I'm not evil. I'm not plotting how to make others' lives difficult. I hate my job probably more than you do. But it's a living, man.



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183,585 It makes you think, doesn't it? Women with small breasts hate their breasts when they're young because they feel as if they aren't attractive enough, but women with large breasts love their breasts ( despite the back pain ) because of how attractive they are. When they become older the roles change - women with small breasts are grateful because their breasts aren't saggy, and women with big breasts are sad because their breasts get saggy. Just appreciate what you have, because somewhere out there there is a person going wild after you. - man in a relationship with the curviest woman imaginable, in love with a woman that pretty much has a plank for a  body



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183,584 When I was younger I used to hate when guys  used to stare  at my boobs, I was the 98 pounds girl with big boobs (dd,s) , after I had my kid and nurse for almost a year my breast got ridiculous big even after I dropped a lot of weight my breast wouldn't go back to the same size , so I decided to have a breast reduction with a breast lift . Fast forward almost ten years and my breast grew back again due to my weight going up and down , and recovering from a foot injury that it took almost a year to recover and couldn't put any weight on my foot without excruciating pain . Even though my breast are big , they have a very nice shape and are very perky , they look like fake boobs , I had women ask me if I had them done .  The staring from guys doesn't bother me that much anymore, they are great tits why wouldn't you look at them?  Getting older is not that bad , you start to appreciate what you have.

37/f with great tits



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183,583 It isn't always that the grass is greener on the other side; sometimes they prefer the dead, brown grass instead.



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183,582 That press conference was one of the most hilarious things I've ever witnessed.  Trump eats these people alive.  He doesn't take their shit.  It's like he's the father disciplining his unruly children.  After 8 years of the press being in La La Land with Obama, they've forgotten that they don't get everything they want.  It's awesome, and he have another 8 years to watch the hysteria!



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183,581 No, the free press is not the enemy of the American People you fascist sack of shit.



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183,580 So now the Pope is telling politicians how they should behave.  Can't get his priests to keep their peckers in their pants.

Wanna get sick -- look up Bishop's Accountability -- every diocese in the US is listed and you can see how many of the clergy have strayed.  Only the tip of the iceberg in my diocese -- priests who have suddenly resigned for various reasons are not listed.  Amount of money spent on the various cases is staggering.  Sunday collection money?



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183,579 I love my in-laws more than my family. I feel more welcomed in their house than I do my own home...



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183,578 You seem happy. I'll keep my mouth shut. Just, don't forget the good times. I certainly won't.



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183,577 I am hoping that when I'm dead and buried that God has mercy on me and puts and iPad in front of my grave with streaming free porn.  

I'm going to miss all that wonderful warm yummy pussy when I'm dead.

I wonder if there's pussy in heaven?   It's probably squeaky-clean vanilla pussy that you can look at, but never get to taste.  Like an expensive strip-joint.  

I'm sure that there is pussy in hell, but dirty, awful, stinky pussy that you wouldn't want to fuck with your friend's cock.



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183,576 did you marry someone who inspired you?
are happy marriages between people who inspire each other?



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183,575 Do you you know what I'll always have??

I'll always have the memory of the color of her eyes.  No one can take that away from me.  I'm 30 years old and I'll never, no matter what, be able to recreate the color of her eyes.  That color will forever haunt me and forever be the reason for my happiness.


I have this locked box in my heart Of memories we shared. You cannot take that from me. No matter how petty you are. lol



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183,574 I know a few girls who have done some hoe shit to make ends meet.

Like how do you even find someone willing to pay you to fuck them?

I've had people joke about it who hasnt but like...I have given it some thought. Just never acted on it.

I gotta get laid. No money involved but a blunt and a fuck would be cool

25, female.



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183,573 The dark night of the soul is fading, a new day is dawning...



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183,572 Lost 100 pounds and my husband is still critical. Can't give me one compliment, has to talk shit about every picture I take. He says my lips are too big. My eyes look weird. My smile is stupid. I try and suck in my lips, smile differently, look in a different direction. He still says I look bad. Here's the thing, I look good. I look really good. I look healthy, and happy.



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183,571 Can you just fucking stop it? You act so fucking clueless and like you just want to show how happy you are. Quit going to all the group events because I don't want to see your bitchy face there and have you refuse to even look at me. But you probably can't look at me because deep down you're ashamed of what you did.

Let's get it straight tho, you're really the cunt. You're the one who told of how your ex pretended how you didn't exist and how awful that was and then you do the same to me. Fuck you. I hope you get hit by a car.



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183,570 Here's a non-secret
Self esteem isn't everything, it's just that there's nothing without it.

Here's a secret
You will never find your self esteem in a bowl of rice.



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183,569 I was living at the office where I work for four months. I'd leave in the evening like everyone else. Then I'd come back later, like at 10 pm after I knew the janitor was finished cleaning our floor. I'd sleep on the couch in the lounge and get up at 6 am and go to the gym to take a shower. I'd keep extra clothes in my filing cabinet. It was working out except I felt like a weirdo living in the office. If anyone ever found out I'd be embarrassed beyond repair. It wasn't mentally healthy. As much as I did manage to not spend $1500 a month on rent for that period, I eventually found an apartment and started paying rent again. I'd rate the experience as financially good, emotionally bad.



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183,568 There are so many things I would love to talk with you about.  Things I would like to get your opinions on, see what you're paying attention to and what you are not.



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183,567 I have not said anything for awhile. I hope you know you are loved.  I hope you are well.



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183,566 I will most definitely not meet with you. After everything you did? Not a chance.



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183,565 I wonder if there is still only one of you.  I miss you.



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183,564 183542- why are you dumping on the rice person? I admire their push to get healthy. I hope and wish he/she inspires more people to try it and help their health. Typical how when someone does something good for themselves, someone has to screw with them.....rice person  keep up your good work



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183,563 Yes there will be a meeting



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183,562 I wish I wasn't so awkward around you. I wish I could be cool. But the truth is even after all this time I still love you. I always will. Just touching your hand today nearly killed me. I'm such a fucking loser.



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183,561 I hate living in a generation and society that brands you as some kind of freak, deviant, and weirdo for expressing genuine emotion.  What has happened to mankind?



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183,560 We will have no face to face meetings. I know all I need to know.



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183,559 I spent V-Day alone.

I saw my boyfriend the night before. We had a nice dinner. I got him a card and some candy. We had a nice meal. I love him, but I don't think I am in love with him anymore.

We don't have sex as much as we used to. He asks me if I want to get fucked, but he won't take me because it is hard for him to come. He won't go down on me, and I don't want to ask because he should know enough to do it. He acts older than his age and had his "fun" before me.

Sounds like a typical situation for a woman to be in with a man? Except, I'm a man...relatively, newly out. All I want is a guy to fuck me six ways to Sunday. I'll do the cooking and cleaning to boot. I'm 49, but I feel like 19 with my libido.



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183,558 I am almost 23 next month and am 5 days sober. This is a brand new start and life for me. I'm very serious but I won't tell anyone I'll just show them.



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183,557 I'm not over her. It hits me momentarily.. the fact that just somebody she used to know and when we're in the same room she pretends I don't exist. I wish that she knew if she cared she could just treat me like another person instead of pretend I don't exist... She's cold and harsh, I don't know why... and that's what hurts now. Not the fact that we aren't together, but how she sees me.

The other night wasn't helpful for me either, after chatting with someone a bit and then meeting for the first time for a couple drinks, the evening went so well. I just felt like we connected through the stories we shared and it just felt so nice.. I felt attracted and toward the end thought of kissing her.. I never kiss on the first date - but I did.

We were standing beside her car and I decided to because she was open to it and woah.. Let's just say I wondered if she had been in a relationship before because her concept of kissing seemed.. err.. a little aggressive and yeah. Not very pleasant.

The next evening I made the poor choice of getting together and putting off my responsibilities. I should have been writing or reading, but instead she came over for a movie and she was all about the physical touch and wanted to make out more than watch the movie, which I was kind of surprised by, but I followed along... and then later we moved to my bed and things got more heated and led to me sliding my hands down her pants...

I'm like, "Who am I right now?". Really, I just met this girl yesterday and now this is happening? For me, I don't want to get physical this soon in a relationship, I know it will only hinder our growth and make it difficult to cut loose if I no longer see a future for us both..

I don't want to be this person, I want to be able to say no and respectfully decline this physical stuff. I'm afraid I won't though. It's not right, I don't want to use someone... We're supposed to get together Sunday for another date.. I'm kind of terrified of what might happen.



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183,556 People that want to stick their finger up my ass are creepy.  I hooked up with another man a month ago, and during sex he kept trying to stick his finger up my ass without my permission.  I kept telling him to stop, and that I didn't like it.  He would stop for a minute, then continue to try again.  It was so rape like, uncomfortable, and gave me no pleasure.  I never want to do this again.



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183,555 I'm 23 years old, and I quit drinking 61 days ago, on my birthday. I had a real problem with alcohol. People may not take me seriously because I'm young or because I haven't been off the stuff for long, but they don't know how serious I am, or how bad it was. It doesn't really matter how seriously they take it anyway, because that's all my business.

The thing is, after drinking so heavily for 7 years, it's changed my personality. I forgot how much of my "outgoing nature and Devil may care attitude" was due to booze. People really like that about me. I forgot that I'm actually pretty socially awkward in some situations, especially around new people. Drunk me navigated social groups like Captain Fucking Ahab, and didn't really care if people liked her or not. She always had a fun time, regardless of who was or wasn't around. She also made a plethora of terrible decisions and made a fool of herself, but there were some benefits to not giving a shit about being nervous.

Still, it's weird being a young adult and feeling awkward, like a teenager. It's almost like drinking pressed pause on my real life and thrust me into another one--one ruled by singular motives and the Id brain. Being stuck in alcoholism often felt like being trapped underwater in a dream--I barely aware of what's going on around me, and I was stuck. Now on the other side, on top of already being a young person who doesn't know who the fuck they want to be, I'm also someone who doesn't quite remember who they are.

There are so many parts of my personality that I'm using now that I haven't had to in ages, and it's good mental exercise. This isn't entirely due to quitting drinking, but I've changed up some of my social groups and interests. I'm having more intellectual conversations than ever, partially because I'm motivated to reclaim my intelligence (when you're always drinking or drunk, people tend to think you're pretty stupid on the whole). It gets tempting to drink, because I think one little drink won't hurt, but then I remember how bad it really got and I stay away. I hope I never drink again.



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183,554 I'm not into the whole finger up the guy's ass thing either.  Apparently a lot of them like it because of the prostate.  But my ex would want me to do that sometimes while jerking him off or giving him head and it's actually a lot of work if the guy takes a long time to cum.  My wrist would be all twisted because he'd want it up there not just in a little, and yea I'd keep my nails short too.  I love giving my man head, fucking, sucking his balls, i get down, but sticking my finger up his ass...not a turn on.



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183,553 "....not seeing you, I feel the walls closing.
I would not wish for anyone else
such absence".

Almost a year later. The things I have learned.



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183,552 My husband only cums with a bj if I also stick my finger up his ass. I don't remember signing up for this. I met him through work. It was a very professional environment. I would not have believed you if you told me I would marry this good looking man in the expensive suit and we would have sex regularly and I would be sticking my well-manicured finger up his ass.



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183,551 Sorry, Difficult Wife Guy. Dumb as your wife is, you clearly like it. Or you are braindead yourself. When I read your posts I feel like you both are a match made in heaven!



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183,550 I've had an affair with a married woman.  I, myself, am married but I kicked my wife out of my house shortly after I began the affair.  I didn't kick her out based on the affair, as the decision was made before I met the woman I was dating.

Now foolish me, I believed the I love you's and the I care and sacrificed my heart for the sake of logic.  I got in as deep as I can with anyone, gave as much as I can to only get trampled on by the one I thought loved me.  Now her husband is suddenly mr. nice guy and mr. wonderful.  So she wants to be with him.

The problem is, that this has happened before.  Too many times in fact.  When he goes back to being the way he is, which he will because he doesn't see where his behavior is a problem, she will be back at square one.  

I'm not her first affair but I truly believed I was her last.  I thought treating her like a queen would make her mine but some people just won't take a leap of faith.  What did I learn?  Never get involved with a married woman, get involved with someone who will cherish the nice guy you are.  Someone who will walk a mile over broken glass to bring you a spoonful of water to quench your thirst.  Don't settle on being someones second best but focus on being their last of everything.



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183,549 Difficult wife dude: was your wife always like that? When did things change?



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183,548 You never pull the stools out from the breakfast counter in order to sweep the floor there, and if you do, there's no possibility that the stools might have become swapped around when they were put back?  And there's no possibility that if you sat on the stool that mightn't have felt pads on its feet, you wouldn't scratch the floor?

Yep, that's brain dead.



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183,547 I'm still alive?       Damn it.



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183,546 My wife drives me crazy with the dumb things she does.

We are in the kitchen. There are two wooden stools by the breakfast counter. I sit on one. She says she wants to sit on that one and I should move to the other one. I ask why? She says she never sits on the other stool. I ask why? She says she's not sure if there are felt pads under the feet of the stool. Seeing we had the floors sanded and refinished, she doesn't want to sit on that stool in case it scratches the floor.

I'm was like really? We had the floors done a year ago. You haven't sat on that stool for the entire past year?

She says nope.

I say, "Wouldn't it have made sense to simply turn the stool over and look to see if the felt pads were there? Rather than avoiding the stool for an entire year. Like how long would it take to turn the stool over? 5 seconds? You couldn't spare 5 second during the entire year?"

She says nope.

I turn the stool over. There are felt pads. She then says okay, she'll sit on it.

But she scares me. She's like brain dead.



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183,545 I have cheated on my husband on and off for the entire 14 years we have been married. I always end the affairs and tell myself I'm going to straighten up and be good, but I always falter. I wonder if I even have it in me to be faithful. He is aware of some of the things I've done such as sexting, but, does not know I've actually had intercourse with anyone else. I've managed to keep that from him, although I'm sure he suspects. It's so bad that I have lost count of how many men I've slept with outside of my marriage.



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183,544 Days like today each time I hear footsteps coming up the hall I say to myself "I hate people. I wish people would just fucking die" It's a day that I want to be alone and not even have anyone look at me or walk by my work station. I think it's time to leave the building for a while and take a lunch break.



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183,543 Even though we have been apart for quite a few years......I still love you, even though I don't know you anymore.  Whatever the reason, I love you.



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183,542 542...You are a miserable human being. Leave the rice person alone, if you have nothing constructive & positive to say dont say anything at all. Your hate is showing..
Quit dumping on someones progress...



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183,541 After reading this secrets on here about how crappy their valentines days was, my problems seem insignificant. I mean poor guy who got shorts ? For valentines and wife wouldn't even tickle his balls . Seriously, I'm a women and feel sorry for this guys , I mean it will only get worse and probably when they get lucky and get some from their wife is probably very boring, vanilla sex , where the women just lay there waiting for the guy to do all the work.  How this man end up marrying this kind of women ? Did one day all of the sudden decided to become these nagging, bitchy, homely, not liking sex all of the sudden? I don't sleep around or anything like that but when I have a boyfriend I always satisfy my man .
F/ late 30's who likes sex



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183,540 183536 - Rice person...congrats on you success. I hope this changes your eating process when you end the rice only diet. Just remember, keep counting the calories, less in more out...keep us informed



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183,539 I know we haven't met, but you had feelings for me like I had feelings for you even though we didn't meet.  I felt something, a connection.  I would never do anything to you, so what are you scared of?  I am very picky, not in the sense that the guy has to be the cutest or the anything-est, just in the sense that I don't just like any guy easily.  So when I do, it matters to me.  I don't wanna just have sex with anyone or be around just anyone.  I wish I was easier, I wish I liked a bunch of guys and fucked for the sake of fucking, just for the fun of it, but I'd rather do it with someone I like.  I'm so sorry if I come off needy because of that, I just wanna have a shot with you.  I feel so stupid after what happened, I shouldn't feel for you at all but I do.  I know you wanted to fuck me, you were attracted to me,  I could feel it...don't be scared of me, I only wanna make you feel good...



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183,538 My boyfriend yells at me for laying around and makes my head worse. I'm laying down because I have a bad concussion from a head on collision. He is the worst.



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183,537 I want to try the rice diet now too ;)



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183,536 Rice diet person here. Passed the 7 week mark. 31 pounds. Still going. Observations:

- I need more holes in my belt.

- I'm wearing clothes I haven't had on in 25 years.

- Rice with hot sauce tastes like a juicy steak, if you use your imagination.

- When I turn sideways, you can't see me.

:)



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183,535 I am a rather old man of sixty.  I look 45; 40 on my best days.  My delightful, handsome, young fiance is 32.  We've been together for almost a year and a half.  Neither of us has a great deal of money, so it's not that.  We get along really, really great!  We genuinely love and respect each other.  The only thing is it's too bad I will have to leave him to face old age alone someday.  I have never known such happiness!!!

I wasn't looking and never expected it; in fact I had consciously given up on finding love, then he came along.  Do Not Let Age Stand in the Way of Your Path to Happiness! You never know what's out there -- FOR YOU!!!



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183,534 Fixing immigration. That's good. Bringing back jobs, repairing the economy, working out a better health care plan, all these things are good.

But honestly, the biggest single distraction to our quality of life ---- is telemarketers. Seriously, if some Mexican dude crosses the border through a hole in the fence, it doesn't affect me. But my phone ringing 10 times a day with someone trying to send me a new credit card, that affects me much more.

I say pass a law where anyone making a telemarketing call is beheaded.



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183,533 I knew this one guy from X category. He displayed this Y character trait that I didn't like. So based on this one guy I knew from X category, I say watch out for people from that category. They ALL display that Y trait.

Makes sense, right?



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183,532 I put up a relentlessly cheerful and optimistic front to the point where it grates on even my nerves. I try to make everybody laugh and smile and feel pleased with themselves. I act like I can handle everything. But there are so many times when i just want to collapse...just fall to my knees and lay my head in someone's lap so they can stroke my hair and tell me that it's okay to give it a rest for a while.  I've fended for myself for so long I forget what it feels like to just be held and feel safe..



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183,531 Oh wow, three men tortured a turtle to death, and when a disabled veteran asked them to stop they nearly beat him to death. Man the news is going to have a field day with this one, I wonder if th--…oh, the three men were black? Never mind. The news will probably blame the disable Veteran for getting involved, donate a thousand dollars to BLM, and then invite the Chicago four over for a pizza party.

FUCK THE LEFT, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.



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183,530 I am so tired.



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183,529 i am hurting because i want to give you my heart and a home.
i need to give you my heart and a home. maybe this is my purpose.



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183,528 God is everywhere. God is in you. God is even in me.



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183,527 I said my prayers.But no ones hearing.Might be a wheel in the sky,but no ones steering



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183,526 My Dad is a dentist. He's been in practice for over 30 years. He has several other younger dentists working for him plus a slew of dental hygienists, receptionists and  billing people. It's a full blown business he operates. The largest dental practice around. He's well revered in the dental community. I have no idea how much money he makes but I'm sure it's a lot, like $1 million a year.

He also plays golf. He loves golf. He usually finds time to play everyday or so. There is a public course in our town. It's a mile from his dentist office. That's where he plays.

A few years ago the little restaurant at the golf course closed down. The people operating it decided to open a bigger restaurant elsewhere. My dad was bummed. He often ate lunch there.

He had an idea. He would operate the restaurant at the golf course. Why not? He already operated one business with employees. He knows what it takes. Why not open another one.

He worked it all out with the golf course and he was in the restaurant business.

It's a really funny thing though. Restaurant employees are not nearly as reliable as dental employees. They often quit with no notice. This is a big problem. You can't serve people food if there is no waitress. You can't clean tables if there is no bus boy. So my dad often takes on these roles at the last minute. I'll stop by the golf course and he is clearing tables and bringing food out to patrons. There are golfers who must look at my dad thinking what a poor schmuck. The guy is 60 and he works as a busboy. They leave a $3 tip on the table. Meanwhile they have no idea my dad makes millions. LOL.



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183,525 I'm 45 and have a job that takes me to a local college about once a week.  Normally, I can walk across campus like a ghost.  Young kids are wrapped up in their own worlds and don't really care to pay attention to older people.  I usually only get glanced at by kids who don't want to walk into me.  It's a little surreal just how ignored I am.  Today, however, I was walking through one of the cafeterias when I noticed this Asian girl with platinum blonde hair staring at me blankly.  I notice this stare.  It's a stare of physical interest.  I'm a good looking guy, but I'm 25 years older than these people and my best days are well behind me.  An Asian girl with this blonde hair - that's a sign of a girl with daddy issues.  No wonder she looked at me the way she did.  Part of me would love to go back and find a way to talk to her, but with age comes the knowledge that it would be a pathetic thing to do, I'd look stupid doing it, I'd seem creepy, it's mostly fantasy anyway, and most of all, I'm just too tired to care.  I guess that's my secret: I'm growing older, but a young, attractive, vibrant woman noticed me today.



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183,524 In sports, you can always tell the most obnoxious people by how they act when their team wins. The real petty insecure ones act like they actually did something to create the win.
Same with politics.



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183,523 Liberals can't win an election, so now they're boycotting everybody who disagrees with them.

What clear desperation.  How childish.

See you in 2018, when you lose some more.



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183,522 I keep having daydreams about living fully naked 24/7.  My investments can cover my nut, so to speak, but the kids are about to go to college.  Ugh, I guess 10 more years on the job I guess.  It makes for nice dreams though.



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183,521 I once saw a bit of a German porno film where the male actor, about to ejaculate, said with clear articulation, "Ich komme" (I'm coming).  A couple of moments later he said hurriedly to the female actor, "C'mere" (come here).  Somehow, I don't think that the male actor was a local.



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183,520 Sometimes I feel like I gave up little parts of myself over time, being with you. Things I realized I was sad about losing as I lost them, but thought were worth it for you.

Now I wonder if they really were. I wonder if I'm even myself sometimes.



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183,519 I've cheated on my spouse at least once a year. Keeps things in perspective and helps me realize I'm not a sexless blob that happens to have a pussy attached. You should try it.



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183,518 I've had a few close people try to convince me that I'm not a good person over the last few years.

They are wrong.



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183,517 Born and raised a Catholic all my life -- in my 80's now.  Tired of seeing the Pope (who I like) trying to tell world leaders, news media, etc., how to act.  He can't even get his own clergy in line.  What a joke!



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183,516 Watching so-called "professional"  Porn these days is so dumb.  

The guy is moaning louder than a retard giving birth to a kidney stone
UNnnnn.  Nnnnjn. Nnnnnnn. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!  FUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk gruuuuunnnnttttt....fuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuu KKKKKK iiiiiiiNNNNNN,,,,,,!!!

No wonder amateur porn rules everywhere these days.

Guys....Shut the fuck up.   I just want to hear the bitch moan so that I can empty my balls.



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183,515 I hate myself. Everything I do is wrong. Nobody could ever love me.



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183,514 I think Trump is losing weight. Good for him. He's looking quite dashing!



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183,513 Thank you Pam, yesterday was the best Valentine's Day I have had in a long time. We have fun! I think we would be good together...



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183,512 After my girlfriend gets mad at me, we have the best sex. Go figure.



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183,511 I'm considering becoming a professional cuddler, so I can finally have the affection I need and focus on other things in life.



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183,510 Here's a secret. For real. I've dated a lot of women. I've had many relationships.

When it ends. I always let the woman think I'm devastated. I email her, I let her know my pain. Eventually, they move on.

The Secret. That's the whole fucking point.

Still haven't settled.

- Yoda



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183,509 Be a champion. Be emotional. Be available. Be honest. Be brave. Be confident. Be authentic. Be free. Give.



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183,508 One of my coworkers is such a bitch. She's an admin like the rest of us, but from time to time she acts like she's a manager, trying to delegate simple tasks just because she doesn't feel like doing them. Thing is, it's a really small company, so everyone needs to help out and do their part to keep things going! There are far too many egos flying around already. Oh well, nobody really likes her anyway, and she knows it



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183,507 Just because you watched the captain navigate the ship doesn't mean you're capable of taking the helm. I give it two years, maybe one, before you're not even on the radar anymore.

Never abandon your captain.



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183,506 My wife not only scrutinizes any gift I give her for Valentine's Day, but she also gets mad if I don't buy the gift a week in advance. If I buy it on Feb 14, forget about it, she's pissed as hell saying I put in no effort. There were times I had to show her the receipt to prove I bought the gift before Valentine's Day. Like somehow the most important thing about the gift is not the thought, but the date of purchase.



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183,505 I used to work with this girl from India who never washed her hands when she used the bathroom. I always thought that was strange. Then someone told me there is no toilet paper in India and everyone shits in the streets. Maybe she thought she didn't have to here since she used TP. Also she smelled like pussy all the time. Some of our coworkers complained and someone had to have an embarrassing conversation with her about it. She was bizarre.



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183,504 I wonder if these difficult wife stories are from different people, or if they are all about the same woman. I don't know which is worse,  the prospect that multiple women that act like this or one guy puts up with it all.

34f, would never dream of treating my man like that.



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183,503 Before I died , I would like to spend some time again in Bali, Indonesia. When I was a kid my father worked for Garuda Indonesia,  the airline , we stayed in Bali for a few months before we left for Australia . I'm not even into tropical weather but there's something magical about that place , food was great , the locals were very friendly, it was just great . Me and my siblings would spend hours in the pool just being kids , in the late afternoon we would go and explore the island and on the days my father was off , we would go and visit temples and other tourist attractions,  everyday was a new adventure.  Lately I been very nostalgic about my childhood, i guess I'm tired of routines , I miss traveling , living in different countries , exploring new cultures.  I guess my dad was right I should it choose a career on aviation oh well , I miss my call .

37/f who needs an adventure



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183,502 My wife never listens to any concerns I have. I clean the entire house. She never cleans. It's not her thing. So I clean the entire house every Saturday morning while she's out who knows where. When she comes home, I kindly remind her how the house is clean and could she please not dump all of her stuff all over the kitchen counter. It would be nice to keep the house looking clean for a while. She blows up at this. She is incensed I am implying she makes a mess. She does make a mess. She ignores that part. What's really happening is she feels guilty that I do all the work and she does squat. But instead of acknowledging her guilt and putting in a little more effort, she desperately tries to cover it up and say that I've done something wrong by cleaning the house and wanting to keep it clean. It's impossible to talk with her.



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183,501 You make me laugh so hard to the point where I'm crying. It's not that what you say is funny necessarily, it's just delightful to hear someone speak thoughts that could've come straight out of my own head. That doesn't happen very often, if at all. You have no idea how extraordinary you actually are. I love that. Can't put my finger on it, but you remind me of myself. Your spirit speaks to me. I admire the hell out of it. Let's do this. It would be epic.



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183,500 Its a consideration.id have to make visits and be accepted first.its not an overnight thing.im not gonna quit my job and go tomorrow.but it is worth looking into.i have the right characteristics to be a monk



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