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184,399 How you know? Have you seen every Asian guy penis ?  Tiny penis come in every color and shape .  Height , ethnicity, weight etc... doesn't determine penis size ok .



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184,398 Asian men have tiny weewees.



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184,397 I have never have sex with an Asian guy, I seen some cute ones when I used to lived in California, but they never approached me.  I should put that on my bucket list , must have sex with a cute Asian guy.

36f



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184,396 Four and a half years ago my wife had an affair. She went away for a week at the beach with her college friends. She slept with one of the male friends. I stumbled on their follow up emails.

At first she denied the affair. But the emails were irrefutable. "You make me wet thinking about it... sorry I made you wear a condom. Next time I'll let you do it in me..."

She really tried to deny they had a sexual encounter!!!!!!

Finding the emails carved a huge hole in me. She even mentioned "Next time." It wasn't over. They clearly had it in mind to meet up again. Every time she went somewhere, I had to worry. The hole in me wouldn't go away.

My wife's response was anger at me for looking at her emails. I was to blame for the situation. What she did drove a wedge between us. They way she handled it afterwards, blaming me for seeing the emails, well that cemented the wedge.

We continued with the marriage, but it was marriage with an asterisk. I have felt insecure and suspicious ever since. I have no more trust for her. I have resentment. I'm angry. I have disgust welling up inside me.

The other day, we were having an unrelated conversation. My wife was being cutesy and said how she is "the best wife ever."  I couldn't help it. I said, "Except for the part where you cheated on me." It just came out.

Her response was very telling about how she views me and our marriage. She said, "You need to get over that."

I need to get over that? I need to get over HER affair. Wow. She takes no responsibility for what she did. In her view I'm the problem. In her view she's allowed to cheat. I'm the one with the issue for not readily accepting it.

I've tried to work with what she did. But I see it now. Her lack of understanding my side of it will kill what's left of our marriage. I should have ended it four years ago. I was a fool for hoping to work it out. But no, I have to face facts. Her attitude makes it impossible to stay married to her.

There's a lesson in there. A marriage cannot recover after one person cheats. Don't pretend it can. You will be unhappy and unnerved forever after. End it.



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184,395 Communication solves everything. Just being honest. Saying those things that aren't easy to say. Getting into that argument if you have to. Getting mad, slamming doors, and crying it out. Making yourself look completely fucking crazy in order to get your point across if you must. People destroy themselves, destroy friendships, destroy relationships when they don't use the greatest gift God gave them which is the ability to communicate .Two people can work out just about anything, overcome any obstacle known to man, if they are willing to be honest--honest about their fears, honest about their hopes, honest about the past and present, honest about the future, honest about their goals, honest about their expectations, honest about the things they love, honest about the things they hate, honest when they've fucked up miserably... You don't have to be perfect! Nobody has to be perfect. Perfection is boring.

YOU JUST HAVE TO FUCKING BE HONEST.



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184,394 Women are pure evil. I've found zero exceptions.



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184,393 Having a roommate with no life and no friends sucks

They never leave.....

They're always there....

You have no privacy, no space, & no peace....

Pick somebody to live with who has a social life, otherwise you will never beat off or get laid again  :-(



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184,392 I'm sorry for the times that I was drunk and inconsistent. My head was completely screwed up. I was a wreck. I had a lot of things I had to figure out on my own. I'm doing better now, though. I hate the way that I acted. I know I can't fix it, but if I could I would. Nothing was your fault. It was all my fault. You deserved a friend who was whole and had their shit together, and instead I behaved like a freaking idiot. I am so sorry.



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184,391 352 thank you. I'm 345 and your words were the last thing I read last night. The fact that someone, a stranger, cared enough to take two minutes to offer some reassurance meant a lot to me. I was so overwhelmed with emotion that I cried, but not out of despair like I had been doing all day.

Today was a struggle too, but it was less so, less hopeless. I just want you to know you made a difference. Thank you :)



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184,390 Be consistent or stay out of my life.



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184,389 I hate drunk people. You act like asses. Get a life.



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184,388 Set the boundary with people. You may not win the next popularity contest, but we have to train people what is and isn't acceptable behavior from them. I have heard myself say to coworkers, "You know I went the last couple times for coffee, can you go this time I have some work to catch up on."

It's awkward, it's vulnerable, it's being real. It's being an adult.

I've lived through it each time I've spoken like this to someone - still here, heart still ticking!



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184,387 I'm a nice person- always kind & helpful to all and I always, always end up paying the price for it. Example: I started a new job about 6 months ago and would ask if anyone had anything going to the mailroom (when I was going), it started off small but now I am the "official" mailroom person. I have roped myself into taking "all" the assistants mail down to be stamped, UPS, FedEx, etc. A simple I'm running out for tea- would you like anything? Now I am the "official" coffee/tea/breakfast/lunch runner. Why are people such selfish jerks? Who did all these chores when I did not even work here?  Oh, and I work for the President of the company who would be livid if he knew this was happening! Now I have got myself into the role of "everybody's" servant and don't know what to do. I don't want to be unkind to people but now I can understand why some people are like "screw it". Oh and yes, I'm an idiot. It deeply saddens me that people repay my kindness in such a way. It really sucks that I always stay late (to catch up on my plethora of work because I spend so much time helping others; while they leave right on time every night). Oh, and did I mention I am an idiot who has a family & children (one with special needs- who needs my time more than them). In conclusion-the fault lies with me :(



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184,386 The first time I went to a massage parlor, I got my "massage," suck on some titties, and then got a great handjob from this Chinese woman.  But when I left, I ran into this young blonde Russian woman, maybe 25 years old, a bit thick but with these huge tits.  I was amazed.  But she wasn't there the next time I went.

Another 40-ish MWM



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184,385 We both showered Saturday morning.  Through some miracle of providence, all the kids were sleeping over at friends houses.  You lounged on the bed in what passes as a seductive pose.

You know what?  No.  Why you may ask?

A.  You made it clear that I was a bad lay
B.  You still haven't shaved much less trimmed your primeval forest although I've asked you for 19 years to do so.
C.  Sex will be pretty standard.  I eat you, mount you, flip you over and finish doggy-style as I stare eagerly but forlornly at your asshole.
D.  You will give me a weird look and comment if I deviate from this routine.

I'll satisfy myself elsewhere.

P.S.  I still love you and would love to make love to you but I can't.  Ask my girlfriend how I like to be pleased and how to derive pleasure from my attention.



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184,384 Is it a secret that the hottest girls are typically the ones to have the fishy smelling vag? Or have other guys figured it out too? And for some reason it seems more prevalent when they are younger like below 25...as they get older I guess they figure out how to keep that thang right but damn if I ain't plowed a shit ton of super hot 20 year old chicks with a fishy vag. Almost wrecks my boner 42/MWM



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184,383 Parents of handicap kids are liars. They make up stories how someone called their child retarded or ugly. Or they say other children were making fun of their child. I think it's all lies. People don't behave that way. I think the parents of the handicap kids are looking for sympathy so they create a fake enemy.



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184,382 I've pulled some pretty stupid pranks when I was younger. There was this one time I was in a diner. A couple about 30 years old was sitting a few tables away. He looked mean and gruff. She looked pretty. They got up and left. I quickly wrote on a napkin, "HELP ME". I went to the bathroom, and as I passed by their table, I slipped the napkin under the pretty woman's plate.

When I came out of the bathroom, the waitress and the manager were both standing at the table looking at the napkin with the note. The cook came out too. Several customers joined in with the conversation. They decided to call the police.

I suddenly panicked. What if they found out I did it as a prank? The police would be none too happy. I paid my bill and left.

I've always wondered what happened with that situation though.



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184,381 I never ask a question unless I already know the answer. It's a test. So think carefully before trying to feed me a bull shit answer.



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184,380 My mother and I are at an event, and an elderly lady comes and sits next to my mother.  The elderly lady puts her walker between herself and my mom, where the walker was touching my mom's arm.  Instead of asking the woman politely to move the walker to the other side, my mother chose to remark (rather loudly) how the lady was invading her space, and this is bullshit cause we were here first, and my mom kept elbowing the walker.  I was embarassed by her actions.  Who does this? I'm so glad I'm not like her



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184,379 335:
Don't quite know how to break this to you but here goes...

There are no "chicks with dicks", those are men with fake tits.
There you go.
You're welcome.



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184,378 In my college, asian students only date asians, and black students only date blacks. But it's white people like me who are considered prejudiced.



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184,377 When people change their profile picture every 5 minutes my first thought is "Damn, that is a secure individual who genuinely doesn't have any underlying mental health issues."



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184,376 The lunatics are really running the asylum around here. I'm pretty convinced that random drug tests are a myth. They pick the few that they know aren't smoking crack and let the rest just go on being fucking hyenas.



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184,375 I love to cum in a woman's mouth. It used to be my favorite thing. Since getting married, I have cum in my wife's mouth exactly zero times. She doesn't like it, so it's a no go.



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184,374 I forgot to eat anything yesterday. Oh well.

I think I might forget to eat today too.



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184,373 Being a nice person makes you forgettable and easy to dismiss. I've learned that the hard way. It shouldn't work like that, but it does.



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184,372 I'm grateful to everybody who ever treated me like shit. I used to be a very nice person; trusting and kindhearted. No more. Being nice makes you a doormat. People will always take advantage or take you for granted. Lesson learned.



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184,371 Every time I drink lately I get very drunk.... I'm worried about myself



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184,370 You're officially #9,768 on my list of people I give a fuck about. So no worries! :)



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184,369 I'm sorry I lied to you. I should have broke up with you before I went out with her. You didn't deserve this. I never wanted to hurt you and didn't know how to tell you.



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184,368 There is a room. The door is closed. We've become desensitized. We can open or close the door.

Behind the door, things fly through the air. Records play. Toy cars smash through the dimensions.  

I'm not afraid. No need to worry about what they do on their own. I keep the door closed.



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184,367 How do men get suckered into marrying women who turn out to be such immature and selfish children in an adult's body?  Do these women hide it by giving really good blowjobs before marriage?  Are the men so cuntstruck that they can't wait to lock those women in by marrying them?  I just don't understand how it happens.



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184,366 Only 9 weeks left. One of my goals will be achieved!



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184,365 I miss you.
It sucks.



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184,364 As we age, life just becomes us realizing we can't do the things we used to do anymore. A (sad) recent realization: I can't smoke weed anymore. I can vape it. I can eat it. But can't smoke due to chronic bronchitis now. Don't want that to develop to a more severe form of COPD. Such a shame too. Smoking a big fat j was always my favorite thing to do. I wonder what I won't be able to next. 😔



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184,363 ... rich white girls in the hallway of our high school in this affluent community calling each other nigga.

Oh please. Go crash your BMW.



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184,362 I was gone the whole day , in fact we were out of town. I got a notification on my phone telling me someone log in onto my account around 4ᛆ pm, I dint got home until 7pm ,so I'm not being paranoid. I have an idea who did it but I have no proof , not just that but this person fakes his I p adreeses , he is a pain , a loser who has no life , his purpose in life is to make other people miserable and be an online troll.  I feel sorry for him , your life has to be very miserable in order to interfere on others peoples life's .  Sadly I have family all over so Facebook is the only way I can keep up on touch on the daily bases , I really don't befriend people unless I really know them , mostly family . Not just that , but the piece of crap 💩 comes here too and pretends to be me sometimes by trolling me . I'll give you an example a while back I broken a tooth and needed a root canal, so ahole came here and post that I was too "broke" (my family belongs to the 1%)and "fat" ( I wear a size 10) and wish I was dead(I love my life), how he got all this info by hacking and reading my history log that I was looking for a new dentist , that's how this imbicible asshole is , most of the time I'm easy going person but sometimes I wish this ahole will just die .



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184,361 Thanks Obama, I just reviewed my retirement account today. It fucking sucks? NOPE it fucking rocks. It has been going up and up for several years now. OK kids,look at it this way, Heed this advise, if not, no skin off my back. Instead of spending all your McDonalds, or Burger King money on stupid shit at the mall, try putting 25-50 bucks a month, maybe more away in an account and don't fucking touch it. You will eventually not miss it and when you are 60,(45 years from now) you will have a fucking boatload of money. To all the idiots who are older and working and spending everything just to keep up with the Jones,(not talking about the working poor, I feel for you) well no one including Trump, Congress, whoever is going to help you when you need to retire, if you can retire, because who want to be 70 and going to work at walmart for 5.00 an hour.



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184,360 If you think somebody hacked your account, why not just confront them or report it to Facebook directly?



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184,359 Hey , piece of crap quit hacking onto my Facebook account , I was home all day enjoying time with family and come home to crap like this.  I took a picture  of the logging details and your I p address .  There's nothing to see, I don't  post my personal love life on Facebook, so you are out of luck if you are trying to find those kind of pictures or anything related to the topic.



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184,358 I once listed a used Mac on ebay. I forget, but the bidding went up to a few hundred dollars or something. After the auction I was about to go through all the shit of contacting the buyer and mailing the Mac. But a friend of my girlfriend heard about it and wanted to buy it, so I sold it to her instead, totally fucking over the winning bidder. I ignored all his emails. I was sure ebay would ban my ass from their site, but nothing bad happened.



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184,357 I had a dream I was smoking a bong, so I went out and bought a bong.

I love having a job.



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184,356 My 5-year old son is just now learning what war is.  He wanted to know if we will ever fight in a war.  I told him that we are already in a war.  But this war doesn't have soldiers and guns and bombs and bullets.  This is a war of ideas, and it's been going on for 150 years.  On our side are the capitalists.  The enemy are the socialists and Marxists.  We're the good guys, and the socialists are the bad guys.  They tried taking us over with real wars, but we were too strong and they always failed.  When they realized they couldn't beat us on the battlefield, they decided to try another way.  Now they try to make people want to join them so they can take us over from within.  They use fear.  They try to make people scared of each other.  They try to make us fear what we're doing to the environment.  They try to make us fear what we're doing to our health.  When the  people are scared, they say that they, the socialists, are the ones who can control all the scary things so we don't have to face the scary things ourselves.  This is how they try to take us over.  And if they manage to take over the world, by the time we realize it happened, it will be too late.  My son doesn't quite understand what I said, but he does understand that this war is won not by guns, but by being smart.



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184,355 350 What is keeping you hanging on? It sounds so disparate. So empty. So trying. Have you considered a pros/cons list for your relationship marriage? I just seriously wonder, because from the stories you've shared here... if they're close to accurate... it sounds like your wife has some serious issues with manipulation, deception, & control to say the least.

-I just don't want to see you stuck in this spot for the next 30 years of your life. I mean really, imagine your future if you don't leave... and imagine your future 5 years from now where you're with someone who has all the positive attributes your wife may have, and is rational.

Marriage is hard, but man...



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184,354 Goodbye to everything. Thanks Obama.



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184,353 I think the failed Fukushima reactor in Japan will be the downfall of Earth. The radiation is spreading throughout the oceans. It will get into the food chain. Over the next 50 years it will cause illness, it will cause defects, it will kill.

Say goodbye to everything.



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184,352 345 keep your head up...one day @ a time.



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184,351 High schoolers are the worst turds of society. They think they are smarter than everyone else. It's amazing how naive they can be. The internet has empowered them to show off their stupidity 24/7, and to a much larger audience. I seriously look at what they post and conclude I should no longer vote yes on any school budget in my town. It's money wasted. Those brats deserve nothing.



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184,350 Typical encounter with my wife.

She arranged to have someone come over yesterday to pick up some pieces of fabric she is selling online. They were supposed to meet at 11ᚨ am.

Yesterday morning at 9ᛆ ish, my wife was heading out the door.

Me: Wait, where are you going and when will yo be back?

Her: I'm going to a gym class. I'll be back at 11ᚨ.

Me: When is the gym class over?

Her (said with condescending attitude): I told you already, the class is over at 11.

Me: But how will you get back here in time to meet the woman at 11 if the class only ends at 11? The gym is 15 minutes away.

Her: Oh I'll make it.

Me: But how? You can't magically transport yourself here. On top of which, I know you. You will linger after class to commune with your friends. There is no way you'll be back here at 11.

Her: Yes I will. Of course I will. I wouldn't leave the woman just standing there. You're just complaining because your jealous I'm going to the gym.

Me: Sigh. I'm bringing it up because you do this a lot. You make arrangements to meet people. You don't show up and I am left apologizing to the person. I don't want that burden. If you arrange to meet someone, you need to be here.

End of conversation. She leaves for the gym.

11ᚨ am comes. The woman shows up. My wife isn't here. I have to apologize. I have to explain to the woman that I have no idea what I'm supposed to give her. She waits outside in her car for 30 minutes and then leaves empty handed. She is angry.

12ᛆ my wife comes home. I point out she missed her meeting with the woman.

Her: Well her loss.

Me: I don't understand. You put in the effort to list the items online. You wanted to sell them. You still have the items. The woman still has her money. Isn't that your loss?

Her: Yep, you're just jealous I have friends at the gym...

Like there is no dealing with my wife. A reasonable conversation isn't possible. There is nothing else to be done with her except, like the woman who came by, I too should leave. I'm sure my wife will say it is my loss...



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184,349 At this point, I honestly don't care whether some of your friends like or dislike me. That's their burden to bear. I've done all I can. I'm happy with my friends, especially the ones who've become yours too, and have shown up when it counts. I can rely on them. Can you rely on yours?



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184,348 When someone takes everything you give them, shits all over it, and hands it back to you demanding more--walk away. Real love doesn't make a fool or a footstool out of you.



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184,347 Never give up on yourself.

Prove every person who ever left you or gave up on you wrong if it's the last thing you do. If you struggle with insecurity, don't ever show it. If you've shown it before, don't show it again. People will devour you like vultures if you do. Believe the best about other people, but trust nobody. Strength comes from within, not from other people. Tough it out.



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184,346 We must know when to be strong AND when to show a compassion. As a matter of honor, we must sometimes be willing to give of ourselves. It devours me to do this. But, my patience is endless.



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184,345 I'm struggling today, really struggling with my depression and self-hatred, and I have no one to share that with except here.



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184,344 Nothing worse than liberal college students. They believe they will save the world by verbally demeaning the rich successful people.

Then they graduated. Then they start earning money. Then they start paying taxes. Then they realize how much of their paycheck disappears and goes to lazy buggers who refuse to get a job.

A few years later, the liberal college student becomes an ardent conservative.

I wish they were smart enough to figure this out when younger. But they are not. They are hypocritical, stupid assholes.



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184,343 Oh yes, Mr. Trudeau is so fine and hot . Can you believe his age? He is like wine the older he got the hotter he got. I wouldn't mind some mad scientist making clones out the man , I would so buy me one.

36/f



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184,342 Justin Trudeau is SO goddamn sexy.  I want to fuck that man into a shivering heap, then tenderly kiss him, and thank him just for being who he is.

40 / female / American



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184,341 I'm so tired of the selfish things wives do. What the fuck is wrong with you women! Think of others for a change.



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184,340 Just breathe. Breathe again. Then find someone else to play Bingo with.



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184,339 You start by calming down, because that stress isn't going to help you. It isn't going to get you money, nor it is going to help you travel back in time. It will only devour your health.



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184,338 I like to play BINGO and my wife does it with me once in a while for something to do.  We went out today and played, and the progressive was at 58 numbers and the pot was $1,000.  We were with another couple.

It is getting near 58 numbers.  She has two open spaces.  They call one of the numbers, but the other one they did not.  The 58th number passes, someone else yells BINGO, and I was a bit down.  

I look at the number missed and I have it covered.  I make her call out BINGO as well, because you do not have to have BINGO on the last number called, and sure as shit she had a BINGO.  We split $99.  

She cost us $1,000.  She did this one other time but it was not for a progressive pot and we split the $99 straight up.  She likes to talk and gab while playing, and I asked her nicely before the game started, to please shut her fucking gab hole while the games were being played.  She did not.  She is not a dumb woman, she is a pharmacist.

But MOTHER FUCKING GOD SHE COST US $1,000.

You know what is funny?  My son is at college and ran short of money so he needed $300 for a trip he had to take for a class, and then he said he needed another $500 put in his account.  Plus, the day before I paid for his tabs, got his oil changed, found out he needed brakes, and filled up his tank.  Those things cost me $500.  I am not angry with my son but we just dropped $1,300 on the kid.  And I do not care how much one makes, that leaves a mark.

So how do I get past being so fucking pissed off?  Seriously?



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184,337 You don't have to be in the United States to find vacuous feel-good street signage posted around.  Years ago, a small inner-suburban municipality in my hometown metropolis then a mostly working-class municipality with a leftie local council was a doozy at posting vacuous signage on main roads at the perimeter of the municipality.  How about "This is a peace city" (municipalities being called the City of So-and-so)?  What does that mean that they have a policy of not waging war on other municipalities?  Or how about their other signage declaring that the municipality was a nuclear-free zone?  Hello?  My country has never had nuclear weapons, nor any inclination to obtain them, and there is no visible prospect of a nuclear power station being built anywhere in the land.  The only nuclear site in the whole country is a scientific non-Defence facility about 600 miles away from there producing nuclear products for peaceful purposes such as medicine and industry.

But at least the hardscrabble residents were reassured that they wouldn't be going to war, with or without nuclear weapons.



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184,336 I am so fucking horny right now.



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184,335 My social circle thinks I have something against transsexuals because of my personal beliefs. But I'd never admit them how attracted I am to chicks with dicks. I remember when I got to third base with my first girlfriend, I was really hoping she was hiding a penis under her pants. She didn't look like a guy at all, in fact she was one of the most beautiful girls I've ever known, but there's nothing I wanted more than for her to reveal she had a penis. I mean she didn't, but ever since then, I've been hoping to meet one. But hey, I've still got plenty of time, and what with this new wave of transsexuals that seemed to pop up over night, I have high hopes my sexual fantasy will come true.



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184,334 Right now my wife is in the kitchen making homemade ketchup. She got the recipe from her ditzy friend. Seriously? Who makes homemade ketchup? We already have a perfectly fine bottle of ketchup.



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184,333 In the city near where I live, there are sprouting up signs saying, in English, Spanish, and Arabic, that everyone is welcome here and we are glad they're our neighbors.

Interestingly, all of these signs are in neighborhoods where there is not one single Latino (legal or otherwise) or Muslim neighbor.

Kinda funny how that works.



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184,332 I am in such a loveless and sexless relationship (he hasn't had sex with my since October and when we had sex then, I made him. He hadn't touched me for a few months before that). We're a young couple And we've only been together for a year.. And we're already to this point?

I know it's wrong but I'm thinking about having an affair..



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184,331 328....lol, Speak for yourself, to each his own but i dont want no man any where near by dick.
My best friend is gay & i have nothing against his lifestyle. Just not my flavor, i love women way too much...lol.Do whatever makes you happy but dont generalize all men.



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184,330 I went onto an online dating website and looked for people from my small town. It's sad. All these divorced adults looking to start over. I read profiles of people I know in real life. I don't mean to be judgmental, but wow do they lie! A woman who is unpleasant as can be says in her profile how friendly she is. No f-ing way. She is as nasty as they come. I'm sure men do the same thing. I hope the more reasonable people looking for love don't fall for the manipulators.



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184,329 I don't trust teenagers. I work closely with them. (I have been brought in to teach them the dance moves for an upcoming high school musical.) They try to be charming and polite. It's an act. One of them left his phone behind. I had to click on the screen to see who it belonged to. His messages were open. While I was working with the teens earlier in the day, they were texting each other about what an "awful shrew" I am. Maybe they are trying to be provocative. How poorly thought out on their part. I am trying to help them. They resort to immature and insensitive name calling. Fine. I was volunteering my time. I'm done. Make up the dance moves yourselves. Good luck with your show.



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184,328 184319...what do you mean you're dying?



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184,327 I'd also like to try getting and giving a blow job to another guy. I believe all men want to try it. Most will deny it. But they want it.

40 something :: male :: married



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184,326 Rice person, I'm so happy for you! I would be lying if I didn't say reading your updates brought me joy. As for me, I lost my way, but today I realized just how lost I was.
I'm rediscovering my purpose and direction.

For those who are struggling with feeling depressed, dig to find out why and what you can do it about it.

If you are without hope, ask yourself what you need to have hope again.

Because without hope, we all are lost.

M/25/Grad student



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184,325 I am difficult for other people to understand. I don't mean to be. It's just that I experience life in a way that I don't believe most people do. I'm not saying that I'm special, I'm just saying that I'm different. While most people could enjoy a sunny day in passing, I revel in it. I feel it in every cell of my body and I get overjoyed by it to the point where I can't contain myself.

Same thing with a starry night, or being near the ocean, or making love. I feel like I'm bursting out of my body with joy.  It's not an act, that is really what I am experiencing in that moment and I wish I could share it. People think I'm nuts because of this. When I perceive beauty or uniqueness in nature or in people, it sparks my soul in a way that isn't normal. I don't take it in in a reasonable way. I can't hide my enthusiasm. I get impetuous. I have to express it. I say things that scare people because I guess they don't think the same as I do. They aren't seeing the same things that I see.

It has always been this way. I was always the weird kid because I was the one that would dance and sing to myself and just be perfectly content skipping around a meadow. I felt like a bird. I felt so free and in love with the universe. When I feel any emotion, it is more intense than most people--pain, joy, love, frustration, pleasure...

I know that I am over the top, but I'm just so into life...especially now that I've come out of a horrible depression. I'm back to this person I always was--with these full-on, technicolor explosions of...whatever this is. I don't know if it's good or bad. It has been a blessing and a curse in my life. I don't think I would want to be normal, though.



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184,324 im young and dumb- reckless and really disappointed in myself



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184,323 184822... This is my life currently and I am in a same sex relationship.   It's like nothing is ever right.   She find a problem with everything.   Hell, breathing is seen as problem.   I wish you luck and happiness.



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184,322 We haven't had sex for 20 years and not much before that. She never leaves the house. I don't even have a place to jerk off. I fucking hate her.



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184,321 I hung out with a friend and slipped up last night. I've been doing so well not drinking. Everything is better when I don't.  I'm trying really hard not to get discouraged. Just have to keep moving forward. I'm still disappointed in myself though.



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184,320 My wife has a very twisted view of how marriage should work.

She has tantrums. She blows up at me over ridiculous things. I clean the garage, she gets mad. I ask her why she's mad that I clean the garage. She can't enunciate her feelings, but what I piece together is that she doesn't like change. Nothing new can happen. It makes her anxious. Everything must always remain the same. She gets mad when we're on vacation - a new bed, new places to eat. She gets mad when I go food shopping - I bring home new kinds of treats. She gets mad when I get a haircut. She gets mad if I buy a new winter coat. She gets mad if the TV isn't on her normal morning news channel. It gets absurd. She is basically mad all the time - and about issues where she shouldn't be mad at all.

We've gone to couples therapy. That was a disaster. My wife was closed to the idea from the start. It was new. She was mad.

When I have gotten her to talk about it, which is rare,  her view is that I'm the problem - I should make allowances for her emotions. She thinks that's what a good husband would do. She gets to be mad at me, and treat me poorly, and I should give her that right. It's twisted. She's mad, but I'm the problem for not accepting her behavior.

This is why my marriage will soon collapse and I will join the ranks of middle age divorced men disgusted with women.



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184,319 It's kind of funny to me all this wedding stuff. I am engaged and have been planning our wedding for about 6 months maybe - it's in June. We are pretty relaxed people but still trying to put on a good party here where we live in VT. I'm 27 so have been to a lot of weddings and think everyone in our age group might have a bit of wedding fatigue. Perhaps that's the reason that like no one asks us questions about it or offers to help or whatever. I thought people would be interested at least minimally in our plans.

And I don't mean like guy on the street. I mean like moms and aunts and sisters and other people who we've shown interest in their lives and helped them plan their own events. Newsflash: weddings are extremely difficult to plan if you want the day to go smoothly. People make fun of bridezillas but honestly I can feel myself getting there. You've got to arrange the invitations, ceremony and officiant, the reception venue, food, drinks, sweet treats, transportation, photographer, flowers, rings, music, hotels, what the bride and groom are wearing - oh and you're supposed to let go of these details on the day of enough to enjoy yourself. Yeah that's not going to happen unless I get some help! And we're having a small wedding I'm not greedy or extravagant I just want a special day that we'll remember. But I don't have the balls to just say fuck it and make it a nightmare for guests to  navigate. I have hired a family friend to be our day of coordinator but as of right now she's just looking at me waiting for direction so I still have to be in charge.

Decision fatigue!



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184,318 im dyin



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184,317 315 I'm 5Ƌ.5", and I noticed during my final year of high school that my hair was starting to recede at the corners at the front, and was thinning on the crown.  It continued fading away relentlessly ever onwards.  At the end of my first year of university, I finally accepted the reality of my astigmatism and increasing shortsightedness and started wearing my glasses full-time.  I don't by any means have a handsome face.  Yet, I still had the occasional offer of sex from several women over the years.  Granted, they generally weren't women whom you would turn your head to look at in the street, but at least one was remarkably slim and pretty.  None of the connections went on for long because, at the end of the day, I wasn't overly attracted to any of those women either as personalities or as mere acquaintances with benefits.  Now that I'm in my lower sixties, that was all half a lifetime ago, and nowadays I'm simply apathetic about the whole business.  However, it was nice to at least have had a few offers along the way.



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184,316 I can't stop thinking about my UPS guy Jason. I'm married, he's married... but sparks are flying. The other day he told me he wanted to do everything to me... holy shit... I refused him... I'm married after all... but I CAN NOT GET HIM OUT OF MY HEAD... No one has ever said ANYTHING to me as sexy as that... it took all my will power to not rip off my clothes and let him take me right there... God I wish will all my heart he comes back...



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184,315 God should fear me.



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184,314 313 Not sure if I would describe my looks amazing but I have to say I do look younger than I am, sunscreen it's truly the holy grail for preventing aging on your skin , been wearing since I was 20 on the daily basis as for smoking the smell of cigarettes makes me puke I don't understand people who are addicted to nicotine not just that but it ruins your skin and gives people horrible lines around their mouths , smokers , druggies , alcoholics age horrible.



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184,313 I am 5ƌ" and bald. Been bald since I was 21.56 Years old now
. God made it so I would never get laid in my lifetime. I am going to beat God to death with a rock.



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184,312 Rice diet person here. As of today, 41 pounds in about 75 days. But you know what, mission accomplished. I think I'm going to make myself a sandwich. :) Thanks for putting up with my weekly updates. Peace.



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184,311 309 you must look amazing



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184,310 My best sales person is a woman. She works her ass off and brings me more business than my other 7 sales 'men'.

Not sure what the march was all about, but hire good people and reward them.

She works from home, 3 kids.



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184,309 If you go through life believing that everyone will betray you, eventually you will alienate them to the point where they have no other option but to walk away.  Don't betray yourself by hiding behind a wall of fear.



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184,308 The older I get, the less I trust people. Everyone will eventually betray you.



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184,307 The only things I'm addicted to are sunblock(I wear it everyday), caffeine and British Bands.  Haha , I'm so lame , I have never smoked , do drugs and haven't have any alcohol for 13 years.

36/ f



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184,306 The idea of kissing another man disgusts me, but the idea of sucking his dick turns me on. When I see two guys kissing it doesn't bother me in the slightest, but when I think about me kissing another guy it makes me sick. For some reason though, when I see a guy sucking another guys dick it makes me sick, but when I think about sucking another guys dick or him sucking my dick, it turns me on.

My penis, and brain, is very confused by this.



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184,305 Just found out my car was totaled. I'm pretty distraught right now.

There is a lesson in this though, because I believe that everything happens for a reason. I think the lesson is that if something is old, raggedy, and dragging you down it's time to let it go.



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184,304 It's funny how people can be completely nice and pleasant, UNTIL politics get involved.

I have seen it turns friends, loved ones, family, and complete strangers against each other.

People suck, but politics suck even more!

I always tell my niece and nephews, treat people like you want to be treated. If someone says something you don't agree with, smile nod, and go about your business. If someone needs help and you are able, help them. You never know when that might be you.

Not if they don't agree with your political views, yell, insult, spit, riot, march, and most of all try to make them feel like a shit human being.

When did this start to become the norm?!



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184,303 I don't see how women staying home on International Womens Day accomplished anything for our cause. It's kind of embarrassing actually. Of course I agree we should have equal pay. But I will prove that by working hard, not by acting like an entitled twat.



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184,302 I woke up this morning and realized with calm, quiet certainty that I never want to see you again.

I don't mean that hatefully, I just mean it from the heart. I have no desire to ever be in the same space as you or to converse with you ever again. It is liberating. I never thought that I would make it to this place. I thought that you were necessary to my existence. I thought that somehow your connection with me defined me, but in the end you were a monkey on my back. You kept me from myself. You kept me from growing and maturing into who I was meant to be. You blocked me from the place I needed to get to out of loneliness and selfishness, but I forgive you. We are all lonely and selfish at times. Thank you for releasing me. In all the time I knew you, it was the greatest kindness you ever did me.



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184,301 A woman I work with stayed home for "Day Without A Woman."  She came in yesterday and said she was protesting against inequality in the workplace and for equal pay.  

Here's the funny thing: She's the Director of Operations and the de facto HR Director.  Yep, that means she's in charge of making sure things run smoothly, and she basically set her own salary.

To protest, she stayed home and watched movies.

Meanwhile, there's women in the Marines who spent the day shooting ISIS assholes.

How am I supposed to take people like her seriously?  She wasn't actually protesting anything.  And she expected us to miss her?  I think she's mentally ill.



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184,300 The rule these days is if someone disagrees with you, lash out and be as abusive as possible. We are no different than cavemen. We have progressed zero as a society.



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