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184,699 I have poured unused paint down the drain. I don't think I'm supposed to get rid of it that way.



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184,698 What respect has to do with numbers of people have slept with? I can count with my fingers how many men I been with however I'm not going to judge a women who had slept with many guys, maybe she was just young, maybe she enjoyed, maybe she didn't feel any sexual chemistry or wasn't satisfied as along was consensual adults why should I care? It doesn't affects my life , live and let live people that way they want to. If you found a partner that you can picture yourself having sex for the rest of your life , congratulations I'm happy for you not many people can said that . There are a lot of women and men that are unsatisfide with their sexual life's and chose to stay for different reasons .



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184,697 Sex isn't something dirty but You really have to have very little respect or appreciation for Yourself and Your body to have a lot of partners. This goes both for men and women.



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184,696 I miss having bareback sex, fucking randos, and swallowing loads of cum. I know I'm damn lucky I never got an STD, but I really liked taking it rough and raw.



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184,695 I would be totally into shaving my head. I think intentional baldness is a cool look. I can't though because I have this massive ugly mole under my hair line. No one knows it's there except me. If I shaved my head, everyone would see it.



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184,694 If you are a women comfortable with your own sexuality you get label by men and women as slut , whore, etc...  I used to be judgmental towards women like that when I was younger but as I'm getting older I get it now. I happen to be very picky who I sleep with it , but I can see why some women like to have many partners , maybe they enjoy it and society shouldn't shame them for it .  I had a very good female friend that was a professional photographer and she used to do a lot of work in the adult industry, through her I met a lot of porn stars , I mean the big ones that had contracts with vivid and most of them were actually very nice people in their contract they were able to pick their partners and set limits and what they were willing to do, some of this women only did two movies a year meaning they only have sex  a few times on camera with the same people and most of them were in serious relationships and only slept with their partners.  I find it quite interesting that a "regular" person might sleep around and have many partners while some pirn start might just have the two and yet society looks down on them and label them .  Most of them were clean too, didn't do any drugs or were alcoholics for the exception of Jenna Jameson now she was a real $&@"" on person who though she was gods gift to men .  If more men and women would quit looking at sex as something dirty, that you should be ashamed for it , more people would be happy and that doesn't mean you have to sleep around of course unless you want to but I mean in a way where you enjoyed having sex without getting shame for it.



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184,693 I don't know where this is going, but I'm excited to hang on for the ride and hope for the best.



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184,692 I sometimes wish I would be OK with a guy sucking my cock.  You could have a new guy every day offer to suck you dry and empty your balls.  I just can't get past the guy doing it.

Why can't women be into sucking cock just as much as gay men seem to be?  The world would be a better place!



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184,691 Democrats, all this blood on your hands...



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184,690 When I perform oral sex on my wife, I have my eyes closed. She has her eyes closed. Sometimes though I'll look up towards her face to make sure she's enjoying the sex. Several times I've looked up and caught her looking over at the clock on the bedside table. Talk about a buzzkill. What? Is my licking your pussy boring you and keeping you from more pressing matters? I am trying to be a good and conscientious sex partners. Ladies, do not look at the clock!



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184,689 Another terror attack in London today- one year after the terror attack in Brussels.Europe is paying for its "tolerance" .Wake up America!



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184,688 I don't care anymore. About anything.  If I died today I would be good with it because I don't want to do this anymore. I don't have the strength to do this anymore. When the time comes I'm going to do what I have to do. I won't tell anybody this time. I don't want them stopping me.



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184,687 Yesterday it came out that two illegal immigrants raped a 14 year old girl in the bathroom at her school. I don't know what all the bother is all about. Illegal immigrants are only human. They have needs. They should be allowed to rape young girls. It's their right. Having sex is a human need. It can't be reserved for only American citizens. Illegals need access to sex too, even if they have to rape young girls.

- Registered Democrat



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184,686 My wife physically assaults me. She has anger issues and thinks nothing about whacking me. To make matters worse, I've actually caught her telling her friends that I hit her. It has never happened. I've never hit anyone in my life. She's the abuser. I'm the victim. But she tells people it's the other way around. This is a woman's trump card.



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184,685 I miss having "crazy love".



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184,684 Jealousy and envy are the worst trait a person can have, I'm glad that I able to read people very well, it helped me on my job when I used to work and now that I don't I used it to stay away from the phony assholes.  I'm just going to keep going mining my own business and I keep ignoring the assholes. What's not to like about my life? My family is healthy, supported for the most time, I have very few friends but the ones I have are the ones who are there for me , financially we don't have to worry about money, while we don't live an extravagant life we treat ourselves once in a while to nice things. What else can I ask? I have everything I need and more, life is great .

36/f who hates negative people



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184,683 I've always had depression.  When I was a teenager, I was emotional and actively suicidal.  Now as an adult I'm just dead inside and just want to sleep all day.



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184,682 You win. I give up. I wanted to be your friend because I really like you and find you easy to relate to, but you seem determined to hold that against me for whatever reason. I tried to be encouraging and helpful to you, but I went overboard and I recognize that. I regret some of the things I said, but my intentions were never bad regardless of what you seem to think. I'll be honest, it sucks. It does hurt that you would react this way to something that was never meant in a bad way to begin with, but you don't seem to care much about that. I wish you would have at least had enough respect for me to talk it out. I am a reasonable person when people take the time and effort to be honest with me. You know that's true. Sorry for everything.



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184,681 I hate the way my boss speaks. He tries to sound smart by saying extra words, but to me he sounds like a dope. For example, he mentioned a document we were creating and he insisted that the wording be 'unambiguous and clear'. Isn't that the same thing? But he thinks it makes him look smarter if he makes two suggestions instead of one. I'm not fooled. He's a dope.



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184,680 My wife is lacking in maturity. I can't say anything to her which could be construed as criticism, or she shuts down and storms about, literally kicking anything in her way. She reminds me of a toddler going through the terrible twos. She needs to grow up.

Case in point, she forgot to pay her phone bill. I make all the money. I pay all the bills. Except she insists on writing the check for her phone bill every month. It's still paid with my income, but she wanted to write the check I think so I can't see if she has overage charges.

Last month she never paid. This month they hit me with a late penalty. I mentioned this to her. Not meanly, I just mentioned it and asked if she could take care of it. Then she mopes around and refuses to talk for two days, as if I've done some terribly wrong and offensive.  

No honey, you didn't pay the bill. You made an error, not me. Why are you acting like it's me who did something wrong? You really need to grow up and act like an adult.



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184,679 Europeans were also very tolerant toward Muslim immigrants-until lately. America's President is wise to make sure that American hating immigrants are not allowed into the USA. Prevention is better than cure....it seems too late for Europe.



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184,678 You have a 100x more chance of being by killed by a cow then you do of by a "terrorist" in America. We really need to do something about the cow problem.



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184,677 Do not sell yourself short--particularly when you are dealing with cheap people to begin with.



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184,676 I play the game Words With Friends on my phone. I like to have lots of games going at once so I use the smart match button to find random people. I've been doing this for a long time. Two days ago I changed my profile picture on the game from a picture of my daughter to a picture of me. Ever since I did that suddenly people are trying to chat with me through the chat feature. One was just plain vulgar and the others are just "How is your day going", "What are you up to"... stuff like that. I just think it's kinda odd.



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184,675 On St. Patrick's Day, the Irish prime minister stood up and "embarrassed" Trump by saying that St. Patrick was an immigrant.

I still don't get it.  Our First Lady is an immigrant.  St. Patrick never blew anybody up.

Some people are fucking stupid.



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184,674 It's just a shame J and their partner are not allowed to get married because gay marriage is not yet legalized in this state.



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184,673 This shouldn't be a secret, but it would seem that it is. Only one person has my heart. Can everyone else just leave the two of us alone and just move on. - J



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184,672 I think I'm in love with J too :-)



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184,670 You don't love J,you always said you can't stand him,you are just using him.you wouldn't know love if it slapped you in the face.you f___ over and he people that do or did care about you.and you love the people that is no good for you.talk about f___ up.



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184,669 I had an abortion a year and a half ago. My love was supposed to be there with me. We went to the initial appointment, and they would not let him in there with me. They do that to protect women what may be being forced into such things.  
We scheduled the second appointment. The actual abortion appointment. But there was a mix up. The physician wasn't going to be in that day, the bumped t to the day before. He couldn't get anyone to cover for him. He had to work.
I went alone. I was afraid. I almost cried in the waiting room because I isn't want to be there. I want through with it.
Discussing it some days later, it turned out we were both to afraid to tell the other we didn't want to go through with it. We both had wanted the baby. My baby. Our baby.
18 months later, home alone in the middle of the night, I still cry about it.
He and I are no longer... for other reasons... durnign the day I am alright, but
in the middle of the night, when no one can see me, I cry and hate myself.

And I ask God why.



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184,668 Growing up in a family of extravagant, otherworldly beauties leaves you a lot to live up to.



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184,667 Sorry disabled people, but it's not my responsibility to provide you with everything you want just because you are paralyzed. I don't give my kids everything they want. But some disabled people have this attitude that the rest of us have to do whatever it takes to make them happy. My town bends over for disabled people. We spend a fortune on extra wheelchair ramps - because sometimes having 4 wheelchair ramps into a building isn't enough, and that 5th one is needed? Like really? Couldn't you just have made do with the 4 ramps?

This month's drama. As much as all the crosswalks have cuts in the curb for easy wheelchair access, someone, after I'm sure much searching, found a crosswalk with the required cut in the curb, but there is a problem. The ground shifted slightly. There is a one inch bump when transitioning from the road to the sidewalk. The ADA people want this redone.

You can't just live with a one inch bump?  It will cause mayhem and death?

You know what I think? I think some people are just trying to be difficult. But this must be kept secret. You are never allowed to say things like this out loud or you get booed out of the room.



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184,666 I completely reworked our curriculum. You would love what I did.  It is the best work I have ever done.  I put more heart and soul into this project than any other. Today i was invited to present at the state level for the second time. I want so much to be able to share these things with you..and to have you there because this is as much you as it is me.  I messed everything up. I am so sorry. I know it's inadequate to say that, but what else can I do now?



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184,665 J, I miss you. I would love to be friends. You are the most real, raw, honest person I have ever met besides myself. I love that about you. You are genuine. That is extraordinary these days. I am sorry I went overboard and got carried away. It's just my way. You are amazing. Can't help it if I see it. I had to let you know in case nobody had told you. I think you are awesome just as you are. Anybody who says or thinks otherwise is a fucking idiot. :)



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184,664 663 Katrina is that you?



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184,663 I get why we gravitated toward one another. We are both inordinately  gifted. We shouldn't have allowed sex or our baggage to destroy what we could have accomplished together. I still feel like we could find a common ground that does not involve sex or an emotional attachment beyond friendship. Maybe I'm crazy for thinking this way, though.



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184,662 I'm looking forward to the next two days, as I'll get to work with my work husband. Definitely makes the days pass by a lot quicker :-)



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184,661 My mind was wandering today when I thought about a guy I knew from my church 20 years ago.  This guy was a holier than thou asshole, judgmental in the name of Jesus, complete prick.  I remembered that he had three toddler boys at the time.  I decided to look them up on Facebook.

One son's pictures are largely him with beers in one hand and his other arm around girls with huge tits.  (Good for him!)

Another son works at a casino.  More alcohol and girly tits.

All three sons went to college far out of state.

Guess doing all that Jesus shit on his own boys didn't work too good.



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184,660 I'm in a relationship with a divorced man, all around great guy. He has 3 grown children. Every time one causes problems or is in trouble, I am the shoved to the back. They are manipulating, compulsive liars and he doesn't see that. He is a doormat when it comes to his kids and it just upsets me. The ex wife is a skanky whore who can't raise her kids right. Everytime there's an issue, I get the overwhelmed feeling of loneliness. I've tried to explain this to him , but I am always wrong...I just needed to vent....my heart is heavy....



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184,659 What was the attraction of the much older man?  Much better set up financially to "look after you" than someone around your own age?



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184,658 I married a much older man when I was 23. Now I'm his age when he met me, I want to have fun and I'm now dealing with a boring old man.



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184,657 I'm going to spend the rest of my life with a sexually autistic fucking retard that doesn't know how to be close with a person nor she knows jack shit anything about love. Oh well, could've had it all. But I can't express my love for the only woman I've truly loved in this life. Guess it takes a bigger autistic retard to be with an autistic retard, eh?



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184,656 Guy here. Raised by an incredible Mom and had 2 awesome older sisters (and 2 great brothers). I'm well-adjusted and fairly sane. I think women should rule the freaking world. I've found them no more likely to stab you in the back than any man and are far more intuitive, compassionate and understanding.  My daughter and daughter-in-law and sister-in-law are truly wonderful, smart, capable people and my granddaughter is funny and brilliant and a constant joy. I honestly don't understand where bitter, angry men come from. Men, if you married or are dating a nut job, walk to the bathroom and look in the mirror. There's your real problem. And, women, if you married or are dating a jerk, run and don't look back!



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184,655 Fuck everything. I'm done.



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184,654 They're conniving whores because they're too emotional to deal with themselves. So instead they try to con men. They don't learn it anywhere, women are born with a defect. If a woman doesn't manipulate or she isn't a whore, she has an anomaly. Because it is nature's rule that women are like this.



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184,653 616, I work out at home too. I hate the gym. Why should I pay when I can get an effective workout at home, AND not have to exercise around other people? I'm way too self-conscious for that shit. Glad I'm not the only one who chooses the living room to work out in over the gym.



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184,652 My wife is a con artist. She'll do something inconsiderate. Like she's suppose to meet me at home at a certain time so we can go somewhere, but she arrives an hour late. To ward off me saying anything, she starts to sniffle, as if she's so upset that she's crying. Except it's all fake. She sniffles loudly when I'm in the room. But if I leave the room the sniffling stops. I come back into the room, the sniffling starts up again. Where do women learn this crap?



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184,651 Early on, when we first started dating, my wife and I had the obligatory conversation about how many sex partners we each had. She had 2 before me. Which is interesting, because over the years, about 20 of those 2 have since come up in conversation. We'll randomly bump into a guy at Starbucks and my wife will later explain how she used to sleep with him. Or she'll be talking about how she went on vacation to Thailand with a so and so, a former boyfriend. By now she has made references to about 20 ex-boyfriends. So much for honesty.



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184,650 There are so many things that I want to tell you and share with you, even now. I know you would laugh at my ridiculousness and be proud of me when I come up with something innovative or different, just like you always were. Nobody else has ever been that kind of influence in my life. I should have appreciated it while I had it. I know you don't feel the same way, and I understand. I guess it is better this way.



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184,649 I really like the movie Groundhog Day.



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184,648 I don't ask for much. A loyal girlfriend that arrives on time and takes care of her health. That's it. While You want all the men in the world in one man. Sorry, you fucking whore, you'll never find him.



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184,647 I'm starting to have a bad relationship with food. Back when I used to drink and my drinking got bad (which was like, 4 months ago), I was drinking half a box of wine per day after work. And in a true addict's fashion, I would forgo eating dinner so that my drunk came on quicker and easier than if I ate dinner right when I got home. This would lead to me eating dinner very late every night (around 10-11pm), and really only eating so that I wouldn't be *as* hungover the next day.

I quit drinking last December. The why isn't important, but I've noticed that I still have the same/a similar attitude about food. I convince myself that I don't need it or don't want it, even when my stomach is growling from the emptiness. I find substitutes to help me throughout the day--and with a convenience store full of energy drinks and an espresso machine at work that I can use whenever I want, appetite suppression has become very, very easy.

Just now (4ᛄpm), I ate for the first time today. I have plenty of food around me, but often what happens is that I'll make a big batch of food so I have enough leftovers to last a couple days, and most of it will go bad because I won't want to eat, period. As I ate just now, I felt ravenous. I ate in large, quick bites, and the food tasted even  better than when I first made it. Afterward I felt that satisfying feeling, you know, when you give your body what it needs. Like when you drink water after realizing you haven't for 4 days in lieu of soda, or when you exercise and you can feel the oxygen in your blood.

I want to go back to normal. I usually love food and cooking, and this has taken a lot of that joy away from me. :(



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184,646 Don't do her taxes. She sounds like a bitch. My ex husband still does things me, but I pay him with sex. He replaced the brake pads on my car, I sucked him off. It's a fair trade by two willing adults. His new wife probably wouldn't like it if she knew, but that's not my problem.



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184,645 I like how being a decent human being is nowhere on that list. That probably accounts for why you end up with nasty, cheating bitches who mistreat you and run around on you. So, stop complaining, fellas.



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184,644 My divorce was finalized two years ago. I received a call from my ex-wife last spring asking when I'm going to do her taxes. I always did the taxes. She didn't have to worry her pretty head about such boring details in life. It's a large part of why I left her.

I had to laugh at her calculated naivety. Me do her taxes after the divorce? Did she not understand what divorce meant? It meant I didn't have to take care of everything in her life any more.

It was very satisfying to hear her flip out because I refused to do her taxes. It showed exactly her prima donna personality. It reminded me (and my new GF) why I filed for divorce.

Here we are a year later. I'll bet she completely ignored her taxes last year after I didn't take care of it for her. I'm waiting for the phone to ring this Spring and for her to complain how it's my responsibility to do these things. Oh please call. I need a good laugh.



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184,643 WOMEN, Here's your priorities,
Sincerely, Men:
1. Look smoking hot. make him the Envy when you step out. the kind of hot you normally reserve for "that bastard filed for divorce, Ill show him!"

2. Be great in bed. make him really love it.

3. Have a sense of humor, get along with friends. Don't be bitchy.

4. And way down at the bottom, worry about cooking and cleaning.



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184,642 I peed again in a water bottle while watching TV. I love doing that. BUT, I set it down, then got up and kicked it! Urine on floor, not cool.



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184,641 Too often, people put each other down. Why do that? Friends should lift each other up. Friends should focus on the positive and make each other feel better. But it happens too much where friends put each other down, maybe not to their face, but once they leave the room. That's a very strange friendship. But it's what so many people do.



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184,640 It's a constant battle for husbands to keep up with the wife's dipsy-doodle fantasies.



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184,639 I don't want anything. I don't need anything. I'm happy with a can of soup for lunch, and the crossword puzzle for entertainment.

My wife couldn't be more different. She demands fancy restaurant meals, and trips to luxurious spas.

I like sex because it's fun. She uses sex to get what she wants.

I think people are basically nice and well meaning. Any strife is a misunderstanding. She thinks people are conniving and out for themselves.

I like our children. I think I have a responsibility to give them my time, to help them become smart, pleasant, fun and decent human beings. My wife sees our children as a burden. She yells at them often. She never helps with their homework.

I treat my wife with kindness and respect. I try to be engaging in our conversations. I show an interest in what interests her. I offer sympathy when something goes wrong. My wife pummels me. She bullies me. She hits me. She is condescending to me. I am her punching bag.

How did this happen? We started off as friends. I think I know. I stopped working. I decided I didn't need to live in the Taj Mahal. I decided living life was more important than providing her with every contrivance she could think of. This is why she views me as the enemy. She was subtly using me for my money in the first part of the marriage. When that faded, so did her "love" for me.



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184,638 I dreamed about you last night. I was so happy to see you, and then we kissed and that same feeling of knowing I don't like you that way sunk in. I miss you. I really do. I think of stuff everyday I really want to tell you. But you don't want me in your life if I won't be in a relationship with you. Truly a bummer. I really hope we can have a friendship again someday, but I won't hold my breath...



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184,637 I am rude to others at times. You are absolutely right. I am working on decreasing my level of saltiness in general and I'm making progress. I know I have to work on me. I am definitely not blind to my faults, at all.



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184,636 I had a dream that you weren't ignoring me anymore.. and you treated me like a person again. I thanked you and said how glad I was that you were happy and how I'm happy.
- I woke up and felt such peace. Alyson, although I loved you, I think I'm finally moving forward. I'm happy for both of us. I'm not bitter anymore.

For all the heart broken, process your emotions with people, write them down, allow yourself to feel and find love again. There is hope. It gets better :)

- M/25 Once absolutely crushed grad student (2.5 months out of relationship)



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184,635 Don't buy mac and cheese anymore. I stopped 5 years ago. One of the best decisions I ever made.



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184,634 There are moments when I am sitting here in old raggedy sweatpants....unshowered...shoving mac & cheese in my mouth straight from the pot...and I realize I'm better off alone. I think about my secret crush...my God, if he could see me like this....



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184,633 You are rude to others.



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184,632 I can make my husband have multiple orgasms.

*drops mic*



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184,631 That moment you dry the fuck up because he has to ruin it snd say 'I love you.' I was just trying to get off.



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184,630 Have you ever seen a man enjoy multiple orgasms?  No.

Ever seen a man squirt?  No.  Brief cum shot, sure.  Where they need at least 20 minutes recoup time before you can ride them again.

Ever see a woman who needs any amount of recoup time before she's on to her next orgasm?  No.

(Mic drop).

Case dismissed.



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184,629 Just because you are hopeless in bed and provide nothing worthwhile to women, do not assume that is the typical experience of sex for a female.
For me, and many other women who are with partners that care for their needs, sex is a most pleasurable, enjoyable experience that we actively seek.



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184,628 Why do women have sex when men get all the benefit, all the pleasure, and none of the fear or risk? Is there something wrong with women because they "let" men take advantage of them? I am unfamiliar with the logic of the female sex drive because it's full of contradictions. Pleasure is not a driving motivation and fear is paramount for women. Men are just taking advantage and tricking women into sex. I'm a guy and I see this and feel sorry for girls.  Women are victims and they don't have a sex drive that makes sense to me. .



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184,627 I used to have a thing for the quirky, nerdy, off the wall types because I mistook their bizarre antics as being symbolic of depth and a strong sense of ironic detachment. In hindsight, they were just fucking weirdos. I wonder how many of them live in their mothers' basements these days.



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184,626 You aren't her. I'm not him. On the bright side, at least I'm full of shit, too.



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184,625 Out of the blue I received an email from him. We haven't spoken in 10 years. I know what he wants. I also know I will give it to him. All that time and I will still open my legs for him.



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184,624 I tried to tell you about karma. You led me on and told me you wanted to marry me and all the while you were seeing someone else. Now they are dead. Sorry for your loss. You can't have your cake and eat it too. The tears I cried for you, you are crying now. When I told you that you were full of shit, I was right.



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184,623 One year ago today, I was at my lowest point.  If I could go to that day, I'd tell myself that there's NOTHING to worry about,at all :)  What seemed like pure hell and misery only turned into something beautiful.

When it seems like there's no hope, just keep hanging on- it really DOES get better.



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184,622 I loved you Steff!

-Derek



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184,621 I just want to go two consecutive weeks without being depressed. Is that so much to ask?



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184,620 Why is it that when drugs pushers are transporting their goods, they use a car with a broken tail light?  How many times have I read this story. The trooper pulls them over for the tail light issue. He searches the car, and find $50 million of cocaine in the trunk.

Hey drug guys, you need a better business manager. First thing, get all the tail lights fixed on your cars....



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184,619 When was my lowest point?



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184,618 I miss talking to you.  Even at your lowest, you were much better company than most people.



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184,617 Is it really You? When was the last time we spoke?



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184,616 You don't need to go to the gym to be fit and neither work out everyday, in fact your body needs rest .  I ran track and cross country in high school and ended quitting on my second year because our coach use to make us run even on the weekends, he will come and get us and take us to a very steep hill and makes us run like 10 miles on Saturday's , I was so burn out by it that now as an adult I hate running .  I haven't had a gym membership since 2003 ,  I just work out at home in my living room 4 to 5 days a week doing compound exercises with weights for strength, kickboxing , hit for cardio and once in a while I do a Pilates tape for stretching and core strength since I hate yoga .   People should fine what works for them and stick with it , one thing for sure I would never run again unless my life depends on it.



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184,615 Playing fucking mind games for the sake of helping a person... You know how it feels when You're giving up on the only obsession in Your life so You won't give up on it? Feels like fucking giving up on heroin, that's how it feels.



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184,614 AMP, don't know if You'll see this. This is DD. If You remember the number, also 373. I've dreamt 8 times of You in 5 months. I know that You saw my best friend at Your faculty today. If You've read this, please contact me... I'm being a stubborn piece of shit and won't contact You until May 28th. Please just fucking write for fuck's sake... I miss You.



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184,613 Here's how my boss sounds in a meeting,

"I.. uh... uh... I... uh.. uh.. uh... want.... uh.... to.... I want to... uh... uh.. ask.. uh.. all... all... uh ..uh... of... you... uh..."

Holy crap man! Get it together! It's not that he stutters. He is a very lazy speaker. He doesn't think out what he wants to say and then says a sentence. He comes out with a word at a time. It couldn't be more annoying. How the hell did he become the boss of anything?????



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184,612 I wish that I could be what you need.



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184,611 Your effort to turn me completely off by growing out a face rug is successful. Congratulations



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184,610 I let you see the real me.



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184,609 I'm constantly listening for people speaking in cliches. It tells me you aren't very bright. I cross you off my friends list.



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184,608 An old graveyard was recently dug up to make way for a new housing development. As part of the process, the coffins were opened and the bones removed. It was discovered that about 1 in every 25 coffins had scratch marks on the inside of the lid. Meaning in olden days, people were accidentally being buried alive! I will now have nightmares over this.



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184,607 I am an eternally stubborn person.  I can say all of the right words in just about any situation. I can intellectualize any point to death. I can dissect an issue eight ways from Sunday and come up with these fantastic solutions that would make everything work perfectly, but at the end of the day, internally, I am completely inflexible. I'm going to do what I'm going to do and, dammit, nobody is going to stop me. When my mind is made up, that's it. You may as well pour concrete over it and call it a day.  I would rather burn in Hell than admit that I've been fighting for a lost cause. I don't know why I'm this way. There is this deep defiance inside of me that will never surrender, no matter what. There have been times in my life where logically I knew that the path I was taking was all wrong and was an exercise in insanity, but I did it anyway because I just couldn't give up. I had to be "in control"...as I rode the apocalyptic horses right on into the inferno.  This one characteristic, more than any other, has wreaked havoc in my life. I recognize that I could be amazing if I could just allow myself to come off it and quit with the bullshit for once. I don't know if I can, though.  Not being in control is my greatest fear, but that fear can keep you from a lot of things--a true relationship with God, genuine reciprocity in friendships, inner peace, prosperity, real love...pretty much everything that matters in life.  That saying about trying to hold sand in the palm of your hand and it slipping through your fingers is completely accurate. I feel like I've spent most of my life trying to hold sand in the palm of my hand and having it pour out or blow away. It's exhausting. I bet it would feel good to surrender and to stop fostering this illusion of control. I will probably never know, though.



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184,606 Under normal circumstances, I would agree, orthopedic doctors don't put fingers in vaginas. But this wasn't a normal situation. These girls were elite athletes who could win or lose a birth on the Olympic team because of the slightest muscle tear. I could see how they might be poked and prodded in unusual ways. The thing the girls had in common, their workouts were causing extreme back pain. The doctor then tried to feel if there was an issue with the lower vertebrae. Makes sense to feel around all the internal structures down there. Consider too, often the girl's parents were in the room. Do you really think a doctor is going to sexually molest a child in front of her parents?



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184,605 Orthopedic doctors do NOT put fingers in vaginas.



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184,604 Nothing can save your life like humility.



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184,603 I was a volunteer on my local arts board. I say was because I was booted off for being a Republican. How low. I was volunteering my time to help promote the arts, but I'm not allowed to have my own political opinions so I was kicked out.

Now I see Trump has cut funding for the arts. Good. The people running arts groups have a twisted view of what America is about, in my opinion. Oh wait, I forgot, I'm not allowed to have an opinion.



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184,602 I'm not convinced the American gymnastic girls were sexually molested. Not at all. The doctor was treating them for all sorts of muscle and backbone issues brought on by the rigors of their sport.

It's not hard to imagine that the girls' bodies were taking a pounding with hard falls. Bone and muscle would get bruised. As part of the treatment, the doctor had to feel his way around their bodies. Yes, he'd insert a finger in their vagina, but as a means to check the underside of a spine for damage.  

This is a medical procedure. It would be like complaining your gynecologist sexually molested you because he inserted a finger in your vagina.

The doctor was trying to help. For him to have his reputation smeared does seem not fair.



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184,601 So many people post secrets about their sister in laws.  They have random sexy hookups.  They spy on them naked.  It's hot.

My sister in law is a short, dumpy woman.  She's very nice, but nothing I'd want to hook up with.  So much for that fantasy...



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184,600 595 America is supposed the biggest economy in the world.
There is no excuse that our cities and infrastructure looks like Nairobi! People fly into New York airports and are horrified that this is America.We are the laughing stock of the world .Europeans and Canadians laugh at our air traffic that comes to a stand still when there is a rain storm.
When it snows -we shut down for completely. Canada Europe does not.If you look at Asian and European trains we look like their country cousins.We better wake up!



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