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185,599 does anyone have tips to get rid of social anxiety?....

• i get anxiety when i have to speak in front of people (because i sound really incoherent most times when explaining something, especially technical)
• ..when i have to meet 'important' people, go to interviews, etc.
• ..replying to messages, emails, etc because of the fear the other person will expect something of me such as a favor
• ..not meeting people's expectations
• i can't sleep at night because of work, in the shower i'm thinking about work, and all the shit i need to learn and do

i just generally can't get a grip on my anxiety and it's making me miserable. i've never been prescribed something for anxiety but i guess it's worth looking into



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185,598 My husband eats his own semen in front of me. We have sex. He'll do it on my face or stomach. Then he asks if I'd like to see him lick it up. Sexy, okay, yes, it's not without intrigue. But is it also gay? Emm, I'm beginning to wonder if he has leanings in that direction.



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185,597 His gambling addiction is the reason I'm gonna cheat. He'd rather throw all that cash away at the casino and on scratch offs rather than do things. My sisters invited us to go to C2E2 with them. Sorry, can't. Why? We're broke. Why? Because, my husband is an idiot who blows through 2 stacks in a couple of seconds on more scratch offs rather than saving. I deserve to do some fun things. I deserve to buy new clothes, and make up. I felt guilty at first hiding money from him, but not anymore. Next up: cheating. In gonna find a man who will do fun things with me rather than sit at home eating a frozen pizza and watching Netflix cause were to broke to do anything else... I deserve that.



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185,596 Thick globs of cum are leaking out of my asshole this morning



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185,595 Life is beautiful no matter how bad it gets.
I hope it never gets so bad that I don't find that true.



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185,594 I started trimming and shaving my hair down there long before it was trendy and cool. We're talkiing 1994. I just liked feeling clean and well-kemp. To me it's just as necessary to grooming as shaving my pits. Having a bush is gross. Sorry.



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185,593 I trim my toenails once a week. My husband trims his toenails once a never.



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185,592 i am full of shit for sure... not in lies but in full of shitness. i do know there is absolutely no point after such disappointments. i tried to write the details of a situation i tried to tweet someone but whatever. i bought cigarettes with my last money assuming i could bum $3 then laid down defeated knowing damn well what would happen when i told the dream to the woman who didn't have $3 i hate how i smile when i know im not lying and no one knows because it's not a happy thing it's fucking horrible and the actual beauty of potential in anything and everything keeps me completely torn



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185,591 Answer. They both fucking suck.
Thanks Dad, you self centered fuck.



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185,590 Question hopefully someone reads it : what's better ? For a man to walk away from his responsibilities as a father and husband or to stay and give this family a miserable life by being a cheating slob who doesn't work yells , is a bad mood all the time, accusing his working wife of cheating on him for having 2 jobs to try to keep family afloat?

Who's the right man one who walks away but let's them live in peace or cause a hell of a life by staying around?



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185,589 My life is going great.  I never imagined where I am today after all of my struggles.  I worked hard to get where I am at today and nobody can take away my hard work.  Nobody besides me.



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185,588 im so bored of my life right now. i feel bad saying that when mostly all things are ok. i have a good job... my own apartment, a boyfriend, etc.

unfortunately stress of work and pressure to perform is jarring my ability to "enjoy life" ....... because i'm so expected to perform at work, and sometimes i dont know how to do tasks, i fall into a helpless mode and are unable to do anything or move forward .....

im bored of the constant struggle and just want to drop everything and go...



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185,587 Sometimes I really hate my big breast , I been having a lot of back pain lately, not just that but it sucks shopping for dresses and bathing suits . Most of the time I have to go up 2 dress sizes to accommodate my chest , next time I have a brest reduction I'm going to ask my doctor to go as small as he can, I will be happy with a B cup .  I should it listen to him on the first place , when I had a reduction and lift I should gone smaller but no , I told him not to take too much and just lift them so I ended up with DD now that put a lot of weigh due an injury that took me almost two years to recover and my hormones out of whack my boobs got big again , now that I went back to lifting and doing cardio 3 times a week some of the weight can come off and hopefully I can loose a cup or two on my bras .



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185,586 i know the difference between denial and truth and I am self secure



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185,585 Apparently it's changing my IP address on me too and can't edit my own secret I just want anyone at all to hear that I believe you. I know what it's like to fall short of achieving something great. She believes in me and even if I can't support her or help her have her dream this is real love and I also embarass her and am forgiven but it's not enough I knew I wouldn't be enough it's just sad because I could have been. I let this all destroy me and distract me and make me have righteous anger instead of mindfulness. No one will ever know what could have been and I still know myself. I can paint and I will maybe just one more good one and sign it. i didn't even say all the reasons I didn't sign them I wanted them to be considered painted by a higher power I wanted them to be mysterious I felt like my name looked bad I also knew my persona would be the joke it is. Got what I knew would happen



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185,584 They will never know and i can't let it bother me. I hope for my truth to be mine in the end



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185,583 You're adorable. There's no denying that, but when I take a step back I realize how completely full of shit you are.



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185,582 Make a mark on someone doesn't mean your mark is "success" or change what it is in yourself that wanted to make that mark



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185,581 Idk about fads but been shaving my kitty for almost 15 years , because I hate hair can't stand it , I shaved every single day not just my kitty but my arms, legs even my hair on my big toe and it has nothing to do with sex , I started shaving down there even before I become sexual active. It makes me feel cleaner , especially when I'm on my period.



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185,579 When friends are in my apartment and they see a photo of my family, they look at my Dad and ask if he's a foreigner. He is. I tell them he's from Mexico. He's not. He's from Iran. It's easier though to tell them Mexico. Or it used to be. I might go back to telling the truth, that he's from Iran.



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185,578 Guys with pony tails... um, no.



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185,577 I am really feeling good about the direction I'm going in these days. I spent so much time coasting and drifting through life, just trying to make it day to day without having a  mental breakdown, but now I wake up early, I eat healthy, I exercise, I take care of myself, I don't drink like a street corner bum, I don't party like a rockstar wannabe, I don't hide out anymore. It's like I'm back from the dead. I almost always have people around, but they're quality...not just any old loser or whack job who turns up. I'm like the old me, but better. Calmer. More mellow. Less self-absorbed. More open. More grounded. More sane. It feels great. It took a lot of shit to get here, but it's starting to seem like it was all worth it.



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185,576 Your engagement picture looks like a photo of a boy with his mother....



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185,575 Life. Sigh.

About 10 years ago my town wanted to install an artificial turf field. Being very health conscious, I did a little research and found these types of fields are made out of bad materials, specifically crumbled tire rubber. There are suggestions these field can cause cancer in young people. I decided to oppose the field.

I wrote a few letters to the newspaper to that effect. Several people wrote back in the newspaper. They were unkind. They had sports kids and they wanted these fields. Apparently calling me names is a very effective way to get what you want. The town voted to approve the field. The sports parents won.

Last week I read a story in the same newspaper. It was a plea from one of the sports moms who called me names years earlier. Her now 22 year old son has cancer. She is appealing to the community for money for his treatment.

Like wow. The boy was 12 when the artificial turf field was installed. Here it is 10 years later and he has cancer. It happened just like the research said it could.

Does the mom have any regrets? Does she ever consider this new heartache possibly could have been avoided if only she stopped calling me names and instead listened to what the science said?

You know what I did? I put $100 in an envelope and mailed it to her. I put in a note saying I hope her son feels better soon. I signed the note with my first name only. But my full name was on the return address. I wonder if she noticed. I wonder if she even remembers me and how rotten she was to me 10 years earlier on exactly the topic of kids getting cancer. Does she think about her behavior at all?

I don't know. Whatever. I try to be a good person no matter how others behave.



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185,574 What can you do to change my mind? Build a time machine so you can go back in time and treat your lady the way she deserves.



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185,573 Oh, so you want me back now? Have you tried not being an asshole in the first place and seen if that works?



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185,572 I think it's hilarious that you think she doesn't know you're cheating. She thinks it's funny to watch you stress about her finding out :) She has checked out of the relationship and is going to leave you "out of the blue" and I am going to laugh, and laugh, and laugh.



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185,571 What's with the hairless pussy fad? Looks weird and doesn't improve sex except take time away from fucking while in the cactus razor wire stubble phase. Hairless porn is so ugly. I wish the bush would come back :-(



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185,570 I may truly be at the precipice of what could be either the beginning of my life or the end of it. I could just do nothing and not have to face that precipice. But I think the fates are aligned. Time to stand up for myself.



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185,569 My wife might seem normal to most, but she has deep psychological issues. You can't tell her what to do. You can't even suggest that she do something. She takes it as trying to control her life. So much so that she goes out of her way to NOT do what someone suggests.

She'll be walking across the street. I'll point out there's a car coming and she should be mindful to get out of the way. This immediately enrages her. How dare I suggest she get out of the road. So she'll intentionally walk more slowly. She'll linger in the street exactly so the car has to stop. She's lucky the car did stop. One of these days the car won't stop and my problem will be solved in another way.

Another example. This one is from today. A friend of hers was coming over. The friend showed up at the front door and rang the doorbell. My wife was in the kitchen with me. I said there's your friend, you should go open the door. Oops, I told her what to do! There must be a punishment. She must show me she's the boss! So she didn't answer the door. The friend rang the doorbell several more times. I sat there watching this unfold. If my wife actually went to the door, in her mind, I would win whatever contest this is. So my wife wouldn't budge. She completely ignored the doorbell until after 5 minutes, the friend left. They were going to go out to lunch. It never happened. Because my wife refused to even answer the door.

She has major issues.



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185,568 I love Saturdays. I have my rituals. I sleep in, then I get up and have strawberries and cantaloupe for brunch or an egg white omelette, sometimes a mimosa, then I do my spa treatments. I've never understood paying $200-$300 a pop when you can do it all at home. I do my full body scrub, my facial, my peel, my mud wrap, my hair masque, my aromatherapy, my body butter massage, reflexology with bath oil, my pedicure, and then a manicure if I'm feeling it. I love it. I feel so relaxed afterward, but the most relaxing part of Saturday is when I sit on his face and let him lick my soft, smooth, hairless, lightly coconut scented pussy until I can't take it anymore and beg him to fuck me. You can't get that kind of service at a day spa...at least not a reputable one.



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185,567 I'm so glad that Facebook is becoming trashier and trashier.  It was garbage when it first came out.  I didn't even want my account, some friends made mine for me.  I stuck around on it because it had some benefits.  But it's just another ad-filled piece of shit full of political diarrhea and so many people I know are moving away from it.  It was becoming a way for corporations and co. to freely take people's personal information to use for their own benefit.  But now that they have used that information to basically shit ads all over the place, they're soiling their primary resource of personal information.

I'm sticking around to watch the shit show.



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185,566 Sean, if we ever have another chance in this life I will take my chance with you and tell you how I feel.

You were a good man, a good friend and I chose wrong.  Everyone knew you liked me- family, friends.  Everyone except me.  You never made a move, never told me.  But you were always present, even through my darkest times.

I always felt something platonic for you but it changed the night we went salsa dancing and it scared me.  I ran away from my feelings.

I got into a long term relationship and you moved on and married someone else.  I didn't come to your wedding.  I knew in the back of my mind it would upset me but I never addressed those feelings.  Just shoved it away.

Now, years later, it slowly dawned on me.  Years too late.

It should have been us sweet best friend.

Maybe we will find each other again when we are old and craggy- light years from our college days.

But we will look at each other and still see the youthful spirit under all the wrinkles and bags.

It's been almost 10 years now since we last saw each other.  2 years since we last communicated, but I'm patient.  I guess that's what soulmates do.  And I have this strong intuition you will be back.

Serendipity

T



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185,565 i met a woman on craigslist who wanted to go out to eat. turns out she was a real dinner whore - picked the restaurant and booze. as soon as we were in my car she peeled off her top and went to town on me in the parking lot. i didnt mind paying for dinner.



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185,564 what i and anyone can have is true love. honestly im just like meg ryan in you got mail.(joke) wherever it might have begun if i had believed more in it sooner. wherever it might end it will not i will always love the ones i have and the one i love now is the only. this is not meant to be "publicized" and i doubt the validity of this but she did not contact me while in my city while knowing about me. only after she moved back did she contact me on that dating site. then i came to her. i pray any loving relevance can be downloaded once reaching Fractal Art Beyond. miracles synchronizing around us hardly actualized because i can't be in the moment or as i call it "out of step"... realigning and overexcited overtired or over-validly-paranoid or over-agitated... this is the essence of mental illness a REASON for your feelings and finding the right natural way to balance your brain chemistry feelings and actions.(highs and lows are life. depression also has purpose. even evil if strong enough to fight itself WILL BE it's own angel and can find rational approach to love) (believe me meds is an easy and not worth it answer. deficiencies in essential nutrients and structures are much harder to address but the only way to thrive at your fullest and good luck finding a nutritionist/medical doctor who can still help you do this in the future if you're not willing to pull whatever you can together and as is for me my body now suffers under the meds it must adapt to i am about the same as i was before ever being on them except a weaker body..still haven't managed the nutrients and structure so actually thank god for mandatory injection i suppose) we must balance what we know we have to offer with the actions it takes to get there. right before i left my doctor decided to change and increase my mandatory injection and her little team told me it sounded like more but was still the minimum dose for that type of med. my new doctor basically told me that wasn't true and lowered it a couple of times. i slept the whole ride here and hardly could function after getting here thank god for my new doctor but thank nothing for trusting that my mom would follow through and help set me up with an apartment later claiming she never said that.(way back when she kicked me out and i first got sent to the hospital from a party by friends who were acting as though they could help but i was not pressuring them to) i had 2 jobs before the stress created in a family that knew nothing of how to help me and i still had time for my art back then and never needed to go to the hospital. drugs are stupid if u know they're a tool but still choose to misuse them. i would have been able to set myself up with an apartment if i used them only at the right times as in all i needed was to know my mom was lying about setting me up with a place and i would have saved the money if she actually gave me a set date of when i was kicked out not "ok now for sure in a week"(that week was right after my 18th birthday when child support was no longer necessary from my dad the child support she used for her her her). some of my art wouldn't exist without the drugs but more would exist with less. my love understands me better than i think and i feel like the same goes for her. things like wanting so much for each other out of love but shame or guilt for what is not our fault or if anything certainly MY fault. she has more inner peace and rationality and is more personal which is such a shame to be wasted on someone like me. i have to change. her art (and art ideas) are the same kind of machines i can thrive with. all we need is security and a routine and we will be happy. all i ask is that a person work on their message not their influence power high ego addiction these things aren't other people's problems but if you have a truth you can't FORCE it on someone it's very easy to believe you can send some unwanted influence in your life to hell but you're not the universe like anyone you're a pawn with a truth so be an example of dignity not your own denial of healing. i believe in a way there's more "dignity" in being a victim than someone who pushes away their own truth and leeches from an idea of how they're influencing a soul based on obsessive hate. honestly i don't care to insult you i just want to address the hacking. that last part. whatever you didn't have to read this sorry i can't compress everything into tiny individualized pill experiences to distribute and bring each reader to their own alternate universe where they get to embrace their own reality.



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185,563 As a 59 year old male, I have never seen female genitalia in person.  It looks complicated in pictures.  I have always thought it looks like a terrible wound.  I have heard that except for a couple of minute places, vaginas are devoid of feeling.  I can't imagine what that must be like.  I don't think I will ever see it in person either because it's too late now.  I don't want to see anymore (never really did). Obviously, I'm quite gay.



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185,562 185556 you are not alone in this



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185,561 That unicorn frappacino is the absolute stupidest thing that people got excited for. Yay for processed crappy milkshakes with food dye! Grown adults are acting like they're 5 over a stupid ugly drink loaded with poisons. No wonder why America is like this.



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185,560 If you are well over 400 lbs, and your outings involve you getting wasted to the point where you are completely fucking annoying, with unwanted sexual innuendos , as you sweat buckets and smell like literal shit from the pounds of cheese and meat you have eaten all day coming out of your pores, then youwill have the answer as to why you can't find anyone to have sex with. You're gross.



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185,559 I've always used a bath faucet or showerhead to get off, ever since I was young. I've never been into dildos or vibrators... but for whatever reason I just fingered myself like crazy on my couch, 3 fingers at a time. It was crazy, like my hands weren't my own. I'm not sure what happened... it was wild.



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185,558 We go through life being so hateful and dismissive to each other. Why? What does it accomplish? We all have feelings. We all have strengths. We all have dreams and goals. We're all only human.  Making other people feel bad about themselves doesn't empower you or them. No matter what they did to upset or frustrate you, you can always find a way to make things better. We all make mistakes, but there comes a time to be peaceful and part of that is letting go of old ways. This is the power of communication. As we become stronger communicators growth is inevitable. We under use (or misuse) the greatest gift that we have and look at the results. At least for myself, I feel like it's time to pursue a higher state of being and to become increasingly more evolved than that. I sleep better at night knowing that I've done my best to be understanding and decent with the people around me. Life is too short for constant negativity.



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185,557 When I was a kid growing up, my mother would often tell me either over the phone or when she got home that she had a "ghastly day"

Goddammit, Mom. Now every fucking day is nearly the same for me. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Fuck this shit.



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185,556 Nobody likes me. :( my best friend isn't my best friend anymore. Now she's just someone else I know. I stay home a lot with my kids. Nobody ever asks if I'm doing anything or ever wants to hang out. I'm retreated from trying to be social anymore because people look at me funny.  I had a big milestone birthday that came and went without anyone noticing much except for the usual Facebook posts. It gets a little depressing. It hurts when only your husband and kids are the only ones on the planet that like you. Not even my immediate family likes me. Or my in laws.  It's a horrible feeling. Now I'm getting a glimpse into what suicidal people's mindsets are. I'd never do that to my kids but what the fuck is wrong with me? What did I do?



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185,555 I had a coworker/friend ask me today if I want some painkillers.

This set me thinking and now I brought out my stash that I've been avoiding for months. Currently snorting some lines and feeling really great.

Fuck I love pills.

I just want to be a loser addict alcoholic and just get high/drunk everyday all day. Find an easy job that allows me to just get by. Then I would be happy.



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185,554 If you're trying to be cute or witty, you failed. Not only that, but since when are animals capitalized?



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185,553 Spare ME the meddling in my life and get one



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185,552 My wife has nothing to say. Being a good conversationalist requires thinking. My wife is too lazy to think. As a consequence, trying to talk with her is painful. She just repeats what I or anyone else says. She thinks that's her contributing to the conversation.

Here is an actual dialog.

Me: "My brother married his wife in 2010."

Her: "He married his wife in 2010?" She looks at me expecting an answer, even though she is just repeating my words. But okay, I say it again.

Me: "Yes, he married her in 2010."

Her: "So you're saying he married her in 2010?" Again she wants me to answer.

Me: "I'm not sure where you are going with this. Do you want me to say it a third time?"

Her: "Yes, I'm trying to understand. Did he marry her in 2010?"

Me: "Yes, as I said, he married her in 2010."

Her: "Really? So you are saying he married her in 2010?"

Me: "Yes, in 2010."

Her: "In 2010?"

I want to run from the room.

When we go to parties, I get away from her. I don't want to be around as people try to communicate with her. I don't want people to think I am in some way associated with her.



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185,551 -539, I've known a few women like that one.  Some women are so stuck on themselves that they can't believe a male friend wouldn't want them sexually.  Women want to be desired, and just as importantly, they want their girlfriends to know they're desired.  When months go by and you still don't hit on them, they get mad and start making up a story in their heads to convince themselves that you want them.  

Now that she sees you haven't followed her around like a lost puppy dog for the last month, she's mad and embarrassed.  She's mad that a guy didn't want her, and she's embarrassed because you now know she thought you were hitting on her, when you weren't.

Hate to say it, but she'll probably get so embarrassed that she'll  convince herself that you should be reported to HR in the next month for "harassment."  Just be prepared.



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185,550 I'm not really sure who I am anymore.
- F46



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185,549 A family used to live across the street from me.  They had the hottest blonde daughter, maybe she was 20 years old.  Dumb as shit, but my god she was hot.  Sometimes when she was in the front yard playing with her own daughter (of course, she was a single mom), I'd turn out the lights and stand back from my window a bit in my darkened room, whip out my dick, and rub one out.  It always made me cum pretty hard.  When I was out front, I'd say hi and be polite.  We're friends on Facebook.  She has fake tits now.



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185,548 My next door neighbors are a Mexican family. They have a 18 year old daughter who is smoking hot. Today I saw her in her front yard pulling weeds from a flower bed. She was wearing tight shorts and a white tank top with no bra. She has small tits but her dark brown nipples were poking through her top. I couldn't help myself and I masturbated while watching her out of my window.  I really need to figure out how I can fuck this young women. I would love to put my mouth on her nipples.



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185,547 I have a friend who sucks old men's weeners for money. It's all legal. It's her job. She's a fundraiser. She flirts with old rich gentlemen. She says if need be, she gets frisky with them. Then they cut a check for the charity she represents. She gets a percentage of the money she raises. It's legal prostitution in the name of charity. Sick.



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185,546 I called in sick at my job today. But I'm not sick. I bought a 12-pack of beer, a chicken burrito from the local Mexican restaurant and a bunch of snacks. I'm going to get drunk and watch the Law & Order marathon on TV all day.  Life is good right now.



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185,545 I'm the asshole mom that buys a bottle of wine for when my kids get home from school... drinks the whole bottle then drives out for more. I don't have my kids with me when that happens but I know im an asshole  if I give in to that voice to go out for more.  I hate myself so much for being such a weak low life loser mom.



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185,544 You will never have this pussy again. I'm finally free of you. I can close the  gates of hell once and for all.



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185,543 There's this guy that comes to my house a lot. He's cute, most of the time, and we seem to be pretty compatible. He says he likes one of his friends, but then he keeps pointing out and noticing the ways we go together, in like a "Wow, we have *another* thing in common! You're so great. :)" kind of way.

I think we're both in a place right now where we're not ready to fall into it with someone new, but we can't help but notice that we are, in some ways, exactly what the other wants. It's uncanny.



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185,542 My biggest sexual fantasy is to watch a guy fuck my wife and then for him to fuck me while my wife watches. I've talked to my wife about it. She says she has no interest in seeing a cock in my ass or in my mouth. Is this standard? Are there any wives out there who would like to see their husband get fucked by another guy? Or do all women draw the line and get turned off by the idea?



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185,541 I am another woman with a high sex drive. I am 35 and want it 3-4 a week and my husband has no problems with that. 😉



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185,540 I'm a woman and I have thought about sex at least 15-20 times today already. I definitely have an inherent sex drive. Maybe I'm an anomaly, but I highly doubt it.



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185,539 Up until last month, I had a very friendly relationship with a woman at work.  She started 7 months ago, and we immediately clicked.  I'm a guy, and it was simply platonic.  We'd talk about anything and had a similar sense of humor.  We'd text and message each other occasionally.  It made work kind of fun, and that was all it ever was.

Last month I sent her a text on a Saturday night asking what was up.  It was out of boredom.  I had done it before.

The next day, I get a text back from her saying that if I didn't stop bothering her, she was going to our boss.  Holy shit, talk about getting a bomb dropped on me.  Total shock.  I said I was sorry, I wouldn't do it again, and deleted her number.  I now make sure my only contact with her is if I see her in the halls.  I'll say hi.  That's it.  If she's going to infer that I'm harassing her, then I have to break contact because I don't know when I'm going to somehow upset her.

I still don't know what happened.  Somehow, I completely misjudged our relationship.  For seven months, it was cool to text her, and then one day it suddenly changes with no warning?  How did I misjudge what I thought was a friendship?  I honestly thought we were just friends from work, the same type of friendships I've had with many other people I've worked with.  But that doesn't matter.  If she wants to be left alone, I will leave her alone.

For the first week, she acted like everything was fine, but I kept my distance.  I stopped chatting with her and ceased stopping by her desk.  We both used to stop by each other's desk once in a while.  Now three weeks later when I walk by her, she doesn't even acknowledge me.  I'll say hi, but she'll just walk on by.  

I don't know what the fuck is going on in her head.  She seems mad at me.  Is she embarrassed at dropping a nuke on my head?  I sure as hell would be embarrassed if I suddenly remembered that the person I destroyed was a friend of mine for months before my outburst.  

Is she mad because I'm not talking to her?  In that case... what the fuck did she think I was going to do?  Did she seriously expect me to keep chatting with her and joking and laughing like nothing happened?  Because obviously something went seriously wrong and I have no clue what happened.

Is she mad because when I stopped talking to her, it somehow took the power away from her and gave it back to me?  Is my silence now a message right back to her that says, "I am not comfortable talking to you anymore"?  Maybe the fact that I'm leaving her alone now tells her that I think she's the one with the problem.

She might just be fucking crazy, too.

I can't talk to a woman who's going to explode on me like that out of fucking nowhere, no matter who's at fault for misjudging whom or misjudging what.  It's just not safe.  I am a professional male and I cannot risk being fired for harassment.  Actions have consequences.



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185,538 I don't believe women have a natural inherent sex drive.

When I see a girl walking down the street I don't imagine it's even possible she has any sexual thoughts. I don't imagine she wants or likes sex like guys do. I think it's pretty clear from all the women I've met that this is an easy assumption to make. The penis gets massive pleasure from the vagina but the vagina does not get a similar amount of pleasure from the penis. Sure the clit has some nerve endings, but the vaginal canal itself - yeah, like none inside there.  

This is why I don't believe women have a natural inherent sex drive



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185,537 I'm a married man and I had an affair. It was very much out of character for me. My wife would have died if she found out. She doesn't realize how close she came to knowing.

The affair woman and I met up one evening for a romp. She gave me a present with a note. The note was very sexy and said how much she loved fucking me. It was quite graphic.

When I came home I forgot I had the note folded up in my pocket. A got undressed and went to bed, putting my pants in the hamper.

A few days later my wife was doing the laundry. Before putting my pants in the washer she emptied the pockets. She pulled out some dollar bills and the note and left the items on the kitchen counter.

Somewhere along the way the phone rang. A guy was asking for me. I wasn't home. My wife needed to write down a message so I could call the guy back. She reached for a pencil and... the note.

I came home later. She explained a guy called and his number was written on a piece of paper in the kitchen. I didn't think anything of it. The note sat there for a few days.

Finally my wife, once again noticing the message on the counter, asked if I had ever called him back. I said no. She said I should. She picked up the note to hand to me, but first she instinctively unfolded it to see if anything else was on the page. Imagine me at the counter. From where I was sitting, I could see her looking at the back of the page, rereading the message she wrote. But the front of the page was facing me. I suddenly realized it was the love note. In one more second she would have turned it over and seen the sex talk.

I jumped out of my seat and ripped the note from her hands. She looked shocked. I realized I owed her an explanation. I was a great actor. I said something about dammit, I forgot to call this guy back. I have to do it right away. I've been meaning to. This is very important. Holy shit I'm going to take care of this right away.

She bought it. She believed my over energetic lunge to pull the note from her hands had to do with my eagerness in calling the guy back. The funny part in hindsight, the guy who called was a telemarketer from a septic tank cleaning service. Since I had put myself in the position of saying how urgent it was to talk with him, I ended up calling him back so my wife wouldn't be suspicious. His company came and cleaned my septic system. It cost me about $300. Cheaper than a divorce I guess. That was one lucky telemarketer.



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185,536 I was deathly afraid of tornados when I was a child. Maybe it was because of the Wizzard of Oz?

Now that I'm an adult, I would consider myself fortunate if I ever saw one. Furthermore, I'd be fine if it whisked me away to a colorful land filled with witches and flying monkeys. Much saner and more down to earth than the world I presently live in.



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185,535 Please let me find a job soon. I'm asking they universe please let this happen for me. I'm starting to get scared now.



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185,534 A week ago I wrote on here that I would never cheat on my boyfriend. I'm writing today to say that I have cheated on him.. I know I am so dumb



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185,533 Defile your soul...? Really...? Spare me the semantics and bullshit.



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185,532 If you wanted to defile my soul you got what you wanted. Forgiveness means nothing after. Let me be wrong about whatever with absolutely no threat to you.



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185,531 But only one coin.



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185,530 I am the un-proud parent of a teenager. In the past few years it's become a thing with the local teenagers to be as obnoxious as possible. When an adult asks the teenager a question, the response from the youngster is "Wha..." It's some kind of condescending gesture aimed at adults, as if saying the teens care so little, that they didn't even pay attention to the adult's question. My son is very fond of this approach.

"Did you do your homework?"

"Wha..."

We've had words over this many times. To which his response is, you guessed it, "Wha..."

Last week he came to me wanting $5,000 for a used car.

My response, "Wha..."

I've been waiting years for this satisfaction. Sorry kid, you'll still have to take the yellow bus to school!



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185,529 Friend: "Hey man, it's almost 4ᚼ, want to come over?"

Me: - Hey, sorry, can't make it. I have to work late tonight.

"Why?"

- …it's my job?

"Whatever"

- I can swing by after I get off

"Don't, we're actually taking off"

- Alright

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Yeah, so, you're not my friend anymore 🖕🏻



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185,528 Quick Question.   H m m m m m m m m m m m.

1.  I'm 10 hours into my working day, which started with a 7 am conference call.  

2.  I've been on back-to-back conference calls or killing myself to complete stuff that is due today in-between conference calls

3.  I haven't eaten all day save for a piece of toast at breakfast

4.  I've had 1 coffee all day

5.  My throat is hoarse from presenting for hours on-end

6.  My back is sore from sitting all day

7.  I haven't been to the gym, so, physically, I feel like shit

8.  I've barley seen daylight all day from being stuck in my basement office

9.  Apart from all-day conference calls, I haven't spent 1 minute socializing

10.  I haven't spoken to my wife or kids

11.  From the remains of the day, I'm trying to get myself in a good position for Friday - the most craziest day of the week

12.   Your question will not be quick

In fact, whenever I hear the phrase "Quick Question"

-  My mind recoils in horror

-  The question might be quickly asked, by my response may take days

-  My response to the question could affect my job and escalate to my boss (if I screw it up)

-  Frankly, I don't give a shit about your bullshit "quick question"


So, there.



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185,527 My town has a Social Services Director. He's the good guy right? He helps people in need.

But if you ever disagree with him, for example, by saying I don't think the taxpayers can afford to subsidize yet another apartment rent, he calls you a dick.

He's the good guy? What a crock. He's got to be the nastiest public official I've ever encountered. But he hides behind this fake image that he is the do-gooder. Bah.

I am normally caring and like to help charities. But he has convinced me to never help any kind of social services organization ever again.



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185,526 My girlfriend isn't smart enough to be in a relationship. Everyday we talk about her work, her thoughts, her events. I'm a good partner and try to ask questions and show interest. On the flip side, she never and I mean never asks about my day.

I brought it up a few weeks ago. I outright said we only talk about her stuff, but never mine. She said, and I quote, "Oh that reminds me, you won't believe what my boss said to me today..."

This relationship is a goner. She should date herself.



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185,525 I really hate it when I have a crush on someone, and when I talk to them to try and get to know them, they end up asking me for advice on *their* crush. They're not aware of it, but it really, really sucks having to give people good advice on how to get with someone else when you want to be selfish.

Hello friendzone, my old friend...



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185,524 I wish that we could just talk because there seems to be assumptions being made that aren't true. I hate having my hands tied and not being able to at least try to resolve this when it would be really easy to do so. I didn't lie to you before, so why would I start now? Please think about it.



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185,523 Play stupid games, when stupid prizes. Sorry, I don't have any sympathy for you. Get your life together.



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185,522 the alcohol has deeply affected your brain, you are one sick ugly puppy.



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185,521 Happy birthday to the big man!! Imy goo



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185,520 if only we could start over again in the garden with only butterflies in our hearts and no ability to competively overpopulate and exploit such a gift



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185,519 SHE WONT DARE!!!She's worked so hard and put so much effort into portraying to be this first class citizen.Its sickening to watch!!! Bitch you could never hide the fact that u just got out of prison for the 10 th time.



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185,518 God, it's always about you.  Such that I should rearrange MY stuff so that you can watch your show because you are too cheap to pay for the package that includes it -- taking over My computer that I bought with my own money...,



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185,517 So.... how did you meet?



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185,516 I want to believe.

So bad.

I'm such a damn fool.



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185,515 My husband and I have the ultimate meet cute. It's straight out of Hollywood. Anyone who hears it thinks it's adorable, and I've always been proud to tell the tale. But my husband is so ashamed of how we met and how it might impact his image that he once screamed at me for telling the story to his colleague until I broke down sobbing. I had to apologize for ruining his reputation, even though a week later that colleague told me that story is how she decided we're "good people".

To this day, he tells people we "met in college" and leaves it at that. I long since stopped trying to correct him. It still stings every time he sanitizes how we met like it's a dirty secret. But I'm too dead inside to tell the tale of a love story spiraling quickly towards an unhappy ending.



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185,514 Blood alcohol .198..

I've never been so disappointed



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185,513 I would resent my husband if he pressured me into having nude photos taken. I of course would not do it. A husband is not a decent man if he makes his wife cry and feel humiliated. What do you suppose porn whores are for. A man is supposed to make his wife feel loved and protected, not like some cheap whore.



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185,512 I believe that Famke Janssen is male. "She" has a male brow ridge. Females have vertical foreheads, not sloping back foreheads. This is a biological fact. Don't make me post links to scientific pictures on the skeletal differences between male and female skulls. Transgenders on TV etc, are everywhere. Educate yourself on the biological markers which show the differences between males and females. We are being deceived.



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185,511 Whenever I show interest in a man, he reacts with disgust.



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185,510 If you called me I would hang up on your bitch ass.  No questions asked. Not a second thought. Never imagined I would feel that way.

Feels nice!



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185,509 I don't really know what it means when someone says tight body.  I used to think it meant someone who was skinny, or someone who was firm like with muscle, that's obviously tight, but I've heard it used to describe other types that don't have muscle like that and who aren't skinny.  I don't know what it means.



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185,508 During sex I elaborate on all sorts of sex fantasies I'd like to do with my wife. We both seem to get off on it. But if ever we got divorced tho, oh boy could she tell some embarrassing stories to the judge.



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185,507 I secretly try to arrange my work schedule so my days off are when my husband is at work. I like having alone time.



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185,506 I once pressured my wife to let me take naked photos of her. She didn't want to do it. She hated the idea so much that she cried as I started snapping the pictures. After two minutes I had to stop. How can it be a sexy experience if she is bawling? She got her way, but I hate how she's such a prude. Deep down I resent her.



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185,505 Who counts our nerve endings?  How?  I don't believe anyone can or has.



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185,504 I love how the New England Patriots are acting all high and mighty. Some of the players are refusing to go on the White House visit, as a way of insulting Trump. As if the football players are better people....

Meanwhile, one of their teammates committed murder and just killed himself.

Ha ha, yes New England Patriots, you should feel so smug and superior...



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185,503 I knew a girl who fell 5 stories and lived. She fought for her life only to be murdered a few years later. Sometimes I still cry when I remember that.



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185,502 My kid in a High School Freshman.  I drive him to school in the morning and when I do I see so many of his female classmates walking in wearing tights or tight jeans.  FUCK! They look so damn good.  Tight. Young. Gorgeous with out trying. And they don't even know how hot they look.  Makes me feel like a dirty old man, but I wanna beat off right therein the car sometimes!  Its hard to remind myself that these girls are really just kids. But FUCK!

m/50



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185,501 I fell at least 12 feet from a bridge onto a side of a hill covered in rocks and broken glass when I was drunk. I lied to my mom and told her I pulled something in my back deadlifting. I'm honestly shocked that I wasn't bleeding let alone paralyzed or dead. The 3 glass jars I had in my backpack didn't even shatter. Some serious divine intervention type shit, I'm not even religious and to be completely honest I was basically an atheist , but after this I definitely have faith. My question now is should I get an MRI? My back hurts but I think it's just tight and has muscle soreness. Plus my mom can't afford good insurance so I don't know how I'd pay for it. But if the glass in my backpack didn't break then my bones should be fine right?



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185,500 -488.  A woman has 8000 nerve endings in and around her clit. A man has 4000 in his dick. Now who do you think can get more pleasure if properly stimulated?



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