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185,799 My mother possesses all the gratitude and graciousness of Donald Trump.



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185,798 That sucks, cuz.



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185,797 Damn... I smoked all of my marijuana.



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185,796 In the past 30 years I've been on 1500 dates and fucked more than 300 women. By now, I know who, in the first five minutes of meeting, will suck my  dick in my car that night and who really is only interested in getting a free meal. There are more women who like to suck my dick on the first date than use me for a free meal. And of course the dick-suckers always get a tasty treat when they are done...



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185,795 One. More. Time.



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185,794 I need you, Jacob. So bad..



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185,793 I had a dream that I came home and found my wife dead.
What does that mean?



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185,792 I just wrote a friend's obit on our high school's website...

There were five of us.  I'm the only female.  The one I wrote the obit for is the one I never had relations with.  The final undoing of our friendship was one night when he was over to my apartment, asked me to pleasure him, and I declined because I was still in love with my ex.

I've been thinking a lot about which of us will go next...

The pedophile, B, will outlive me, T and D.

Disturbing.



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185,791 my wife and I dream of winning the lottery.  We are in a pool where both our names are included with co-workers.  'Yeah, yeah, WE'LL have X number of dollars and can do Y'

My own dreams, however, taking my half and are moving on.  Banging 20 to 30 year olds for the rest of my life.

- M 44



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185,790 Fifty years later, "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter" still makes me teary. Every time.



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185,789 When you tell me your kid is in chorus, I know what it means. He does poorly in school.

All the smart kids are in orchestra.



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185,788 Miss You Bud :-(



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185,787 783 There called Bitch nigga's .They talk A WHOLE  LOT OF SHIT on this site.But never in a million years ,will they ever look you in your face and tell you Bitch Nigga's 40 yr old women and 50 yr old men that's a dam shame..



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185,786 When I used to drink and get on a dance floor, and bounce and grind for hours, I was truly happy. I miss the feeling of actually being carefree



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185,785 U parasites keep taking till your host is dead losers



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185,784 Holy shoot! My Obamacare coverage was canceled.

I signed up two years ago. My income was $10,000. I know, pathetic.

I just found out my coverage was canceled on March 31 of this year. I had no idea I no longer have health insurance. I received no notice. I only found out because I tried to pay the bill online and my account was no longer active. I called and they explained it was canceled.

I asked why. They said because my income was off by 10%. When I signed up two years ago my income was $10,000. Now it is $11,000. This broke some sort of rule that my income went up a whopping 10%. They fail to realize this isn't a $100,000 income going up 10%. It's a minuscule income going up $1,000. For this I lost my health insurance.

What's more, they never told me. They confirmed I was signed up for their paperless system, so all contact was supposed to be through email. But their own records confirm I never received an email.

This is so messed up. Now here I am. I'm an older person. I'm filled with angst. What if something goes wrong with my health today? Tomorrow? Next week? I have no coverage.

How can this be? I've done nothing wrong. My income is well below the threshold to qualify for Obamacare. How could they cancel me????????????  

I stay out of politics. But I read the newspaper. People said the government should not get involved with health care. They will only mess it up. And looked what they just did to me!

  



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185,783 You know somebody is a complete pussy if they have to use an anonymous site to try to threaten someone else.



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185,782 The Little League fields in my town have plaques on the fencing memorializing any young ball player who died. Cancer mostly, and some car accidents. It's tragic and I don't mean to say something bad about it.

But think of the kids who are living. They go to the ball field and are greeted with a dozen plaques about dead kids. It's depressing. It weighs everyone down. It would be like playing ball in the cemetery while trying not to notice the tombstones. Can't be done.

My children now associate Little League and baseball with death and sadness. That shouldn't be.



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185,781 I'm going to stalk self-driving cars, and shoot their tires out......fix that, bitch...



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185,780 People! OMG what's wrong with people!

A woman posted on Facebook how she used a certain photographer and the pictures turned out well so she recommends others hire the same photographer.

Sounds nice right? Sounds like she is trying to help the community.

Nope. She then posted several dozen photos of herself. That's what it was all about. She wanted everyone to see photos of her and ooo and ahhh and tell her how good looking she is.

Like my god lady, self centered much?



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185,779 I think self-driving cars will lead to more people masturbating while on the road. I mean, if you don't have to pay attention to the driving, then what else are you going to do for that half hour trip to the store?

Then think about it. You arrive at the Mall. You have pussy juice or semen on your hands. There is no sink in your car, so you got into the store as is.

You open the door to the store with those hands, touching the door handle. You paw through the merchandise with those hands. You pull money out of your wallet with those hands.

Self-driving cars will lead to pussy juice and semen being spread everywhere.



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185,778 I guess I will just ask for less money in my salary then. Let's face it, I'm a woman working in tech. There are all these movements to get girls into tech and promote the women who are already there, but I've found nothing but closed doors and glass ceilings. It is what it is. I can't change it.



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185,777 They say 2 things about resumes and job interviews:

1) If you're not getting calls about interviews, then there's something wrong with your resume.
2) If you're getting interviews and not landing the job, then you're overqualified.  You're talking too much, showing them you know too much, or even worse, showing your potential supervisor that you know more than he does.

I was unemployed for 10 months.  27 interviews.  Huge pain in the fucking ass.



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185,776 Tatted up white trash. Is that the best this area has to offer?  Good God, I hope not. I could never settle for that. I've never been lonely enough to have casual sex with an idiot, let alone claim to be in a "relationship" with one. I don't get how these separated or divorced women can have such low self-esteem that they feel compelled to slop it on over to the nearest bar or trailer park, then hop into bed with these barely educated rednecks and claim to be happy with that. It's a foreign concept to me. I guess standards don't exist anymore. Are people really that afraid of being alone? To me, there's nothing worse than having to dumb myself down and put up with ignorant, trashy behavior. No dick is worth that. I'm sorry, maybe I'm a snob, but some things are non-negotiable. If a person lacks intelligence and brings nothing of interest to the table, then why suffer their company? Just so you can change your relationship status on Facebook and claim to have somebody? Have some dignity and self-respect, girls. Everybody can tell that you're scraping the bottom of the barrel and it makes you look pathetic.



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185,775 I have been unemployed for almost 4 months now. There have been several interviews. I go on them and try my best, leave feeling hopeful, only to never hear back from them ever again. Why are all the rejection? Something must be wrong with me, or with my experience. I am a web developer. Every day I'm checking the job postings, submitting my resume. Please let me find something soon. I am freaking out about money and my husband losing respect for me.



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185,774 Why the fuck are you still prancing around this mother fucker when he is never going to be your boyfriend. You parade him around like he didn't meet you as a married women who then cheated and then bounced to said dude as of now. Are you really going to ignore the fact that he has only known you to have infidelity? Do you really think he likes you for who you are and not the fact that you're a pushover fuck who can literally be manipulated because you're afraid to be alone? You have to see the way he met you, the pretenses surrounding your 2 previous sexual partners and the last actual relationship you had, the failed marriage. How long is he gonna have you fooled? He will never make you his girlfriend because you've already made it clear you can be treated like shit without leaving or having too much of a problem with it. One day he's going to find a respectable girl or better yet- move away and you're going to have wasted years on him and for what? Nothing. I tried to tell you. I tried to hold your hand and live in your ignorance with you, but my own developement and growth quickly prohibited that. I cannot keep up with someone I have nothing in common with.



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185,773 I think your SO sent you back because they bit off more than they can chew. Why else would they send you back? They seemed to have quickly stopped being intimate with you also. Sending you back was a terrible idea bc what you can't fix face to face can't be fixed at all. How does separation fix anything? It doesn't, it only creates space for them to get used to being without you so it's easier for them to leave in the long run. At least that's how I see it, if I were in that situation that's what my anxiety would tell me. The intimacy is a big red flag because I'll bet they don't like having to be dominant. Not to mention how much they put on social media, with you leaving and then talking openly to anyone that leads for lots of trouble to arise. I hope this doesn't end badly.



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185,772 I bought a little weed today.  It's really strong and I haven't smoked any in about a year. I did three bongs and I'm so fωcking high right now.  I'm having all sorts of fun! Weeeeeeeee! 😑



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185,771 My wife now has this mound of fat on her lower abdomen. It's under her panties. When I was younger I used to see "mature" women with this physical attribute. A big blob down there pushing out their pants. I wondered where it came from. Now I know. It comes simply from growing older. It will never go away. My wife is now one of these old ladies. At some point a young guy will look at her mound of fat and wonder where it comes from. And round and round it goes. Life.



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185,770 It was like the old days. We rummaged around. I found an industrial winch come-along and some fire hoses. No one in their right mind goes "rummaging" around down by the river, but I just love that shit.
We found some cool rocks. The rocks were a bitch to move, so I imagined that I was doing Crossfit.
There was a man throwing sticks at a Canadian goose near where I was gathering rocks. The goose had wandered on to a green where you have to think some dumbass has been feeding it regularly. He chased after it with a twig. We waved to each other.
    



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185,769 I cannot FUCKING stand where I live.  The people here SUCK.  It's middle class, but they act like they're upper upper middle class.  They all live in their little cookie-cutter homes cramped up next to each other (not me; I bought a unique older home with land and beautiful grounds) and spend their time talking about where is the coolest bar, where to get their hair and nails done, or complaining about anything and everything.

I grew up well-off.  I can guarantee you that these adults have not seen, done or had 1/4 of what I did as a damn teenager.  And another thing they do not have, were not taught, is COMPASSION.  For all the money we had, we - and not just my family, but all of our friends - did SO much to help those in need.  No, we didn't just write checks.  We were hands-on in the community, volunteering at shelters and soup kitchens and taking people in for a few days or even just for a holiday dinner.  We were thankful for what we had and happily shared it.

These fuckers here, though...they flip their shit any time they hear that affordable housing is being built in our town.  It can be pointed out again and again that in our state, it is the LAW that a certain percentage of housing in every single town must be affordable.  These twits don't even know the difference between that and subsidized housing.  "I'd love to live in Beverly Hills, but I don't, because I can't afford it!"  Do your research, assholes, there's affordable/subsidized housing in BevHills!!!

So a new affordable housing development just went up, and these people are screaming that it contains a gym and pool.  If they did some goddamn research, they'd see that this development is specifically for single moms who have escaped domestic violence situations.  It's not subsidized, it's income-restricted.  But the general commentary is, "I can't afford a pool, why should THEY have one?"  But God forbid these women who had the shit beat out of them by their husbands, and who are trying to make it on their own with their kids, have some kind of happiness in their lives.

You know what's funny?  I've always dreamed of coming into money, and what I would do with most of it would be to provide housing for women just like this.  Someone actually did what I've always dreamed of doing.  And these bitches want to bring people down who have already been kicked.

I don't usually curse, but I am so. fucking. angry right now.  I hate it here.  A few more years and I (a former single mother and victim of DV) can move the fuck away from these snots.



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185,768 Some 27 year old bint thought she had something "going on" with my husband.

Yes, he's charming as hell and quite hot for a bald 46-year-old man, AND an extremely generous and skilled lover, but does she not realize he's old enough to be her father?  AND is married?

Forget it, kid, you're not getting anywhere with him. He only talked to her at work events because he's nice, and she's such a needy, socially awkward thing that she read all kinds of s00per-specialness into it. He doesn't even think she's attractive. When I told him what I'd overheard her saying, he shuddered and said: "Well, THAT would be trading down."

But I'm secretly kinda pleased. You still got it goin' on, you sexy beast.  Now come here and do that thing you do with your tongue.

45/F/Married and EXTREMELY amused



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185,767 Don't use me, don't ask for free stuff.



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185,766 "You're falling for him, I can see it in your eyes!"

....Shut up.


Teehee



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185,765 I'm shy. I don't say much. When I do speak up, it becomes clear most people don't listen. It's not helping me.



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185,764 So you fuck guys to get what you want? Sounds lazy. I don't like lazy. I think I'm going to start locking my door from now on.



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185,763 I don't know if I can live and marry the man I'm with. He's great in many ways, but his ignorance is going to be the undoing.
I was pointing out that steam engines have been around longer than women have been able to vote (uk). He comes back after about 10 minutes and says 'well not all men have been able to vote. Poor men couldn't vote until the early 1900's'....
I accept this and I agree that, that too is wrong, and that it's good that poorer men were given the vote, but they were barred from voting because they didn't have enough wealth, not because of their gender! The reasons behind it all are totally different.
Poor men with vote= might take make the rich poorer and the poor richer.
Women with the vote= women can't reason, they are hysterical and irrational creatures who are stupid.
Another thing I discussed and I get an a typical MRA response. I'm not an extremist feminist, but any stretch of the imagination but I can't handle wilful ignorance.



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185,762 Two things happened over the weekend.

1. I slept with someone. He's really nice, and I think if we have an amiable enough relationship we could end up dating. He's definitely a card carrying "nice guy," but through his actions a lot more than his words. Something about my attraction to him feels empty, but I think that's more because of me than because of him.

2. I finally feel ready to quit my job. I only make $15/hr, which I'm grateful for since it's higher than the minimum wage in my state, but it pisses me off that I do more work than the Executive Assistants, who each get paid $5-7 more per hour. Also, this job is fairly easy, and leaves me with a lot of free time. Most wouldn't find this upsetting, but I don't relish the idea of working at a job where I'm just passing the time in mediocrity and getting paid. I'd rather actually be doing something for my 8hrs every day. I'd rather feel like I'm working hard. That's what earning your money is, right?



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185,761 It's 8ᚼam and I'm already drunk.



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185,760 The way I look at it, unless you have a death wish don't try online dating. Don't you people watch Investigation Discovery or read a newspaper? Nobody ever thinks it will happen to them. Well, think again. There are some hardcore psychopaths/narcissists/sex addicts/you name it on those sites...most of which are married and/or fuck around with everybody in sight. I'd rather deal with some psycho that one or two of my friends or family members know the dirt on and whose address they can Google and give to the SWAT team as opposed to some complete rando who probably has seven illegitimate kids, a litany of STDs as long as the actual alphabet from fucking 91% of his town's female (and also possibly male) population bareback, a very angry wife, and a porn or meth addiction. Use your brains, ladies! Don't ever be that desperate. Sure, not everybody on there is a potential serial killer, but is rolling the dice and playing Russian roulette with your love life really worth it? Being single is better than being dead. Those weirdos have online dating profiles for a reason--and it's not because they want true love. It's because they want pussy with no strings, and maybe some more human meat for their freezer and they know that trolling for women on dating sites is like shooting fish in a barrel.



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185,759 As much as I fantasize about fucking other women, the truth is that after I cum from watching porn, my only desire is to be with my wife and kids.

How can God be kind when He fills a man's balls with cum?



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185,758 I am a 43 year old male.  I make 117k a year and work from home.  I hate my job to the point I have nightmares about it every night.



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185,756 I think the older, married lady at my work, has a crush on my work husband.



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185,755 I'm falling for two women at the same time. This is a new one for me.



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185,754 I wish her family had told me she was mentally ill before I married her.



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185,753 I'm desperate to fuck my boss. I don't even care that he's married.



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185,752 I hurt my ex terribly bad. I know he did a lot of hurt to me but I feel awful how bad he's hurting when I found a new good guy. Just pray he can fight his demons, be a good father, and take care of himself. I always worry about him



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185,751 I thought I saw you tonight of all nights, intersecting with my reality.



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185,750 I've been single for 7 months. I felt like it wasn't that different from being in a relationship up until recently. I was doing a great job keeping busy but now I am exhausted. I just want to be held and make love. I'm so depressed. I tried online dating but that made me feel so much worse. Many of the guys were attractive and interested in me but I could tell right away that we weren't compatible. I really hope this depressed feeling is just a result of PMS combined with stomach flu. I have so much to do.



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185,749 i want to be a model but im ugly and short
i wish i could be beautiful



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185,748 I've been on a very strict diet for a while now and I tried to have a binge, but I picked out a bunch of healthy shit. I can't even cheat on a diet properly. I'm the opposite of a rebel. I never let go and let myself have any fun in life. I don't think I know how to anymore. It sucks.



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185,747 I call people out. You act like a prick, I will tell the crowd. I hate selfish people. I hate liars. I hate manipulators. You dare to try any of your shit and I hear about it, then I'll make sure everyone hears about what an ass you are.



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185,746 My mom died last year. She wasn't a great mom. The last year of her life I took care of her. She was in the hospital or my house. In the end at a nursing home. The whole time I paid for everything. It raised my credit card debt, stress. My mom was unpleasant while she was in my house, she yelled and screamed. Wouldn't do anything to help herself. She turned my family's life upside down.
So this last week I find she had $139k in stocks. For my brother and I to split now. That's great and I'm happy, but wtf didn't she pay for anything while she was living with me???? I was working 2 jobs to pay for things she needed! Paid for prescriptions. When she could have cashed a stock and helped me!!!

But that's the kind of person she was. She used people constantly. I though maybe if I helped her I could understand why she did the things she did her whole life. But I understand less now than I did.



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185,745 My boyfriend is basically an all-American average white guy.  He's:
• Uninformed for the most part, not cultured - has never been outside the US, doesn't really take an interest to cultures.
• Doesn't know how to pronounce words from other languages, like Spanish, even though he's taken Spanish in high school.
• His mom thinks having a football team named the "Redskins" is completely fine and wonders why people take offense to it. (And I'm not the type of liberal/millenial/feminist whatever that takes offense to everything - however, I do see why having a team named the "Redskins" is racist.)
• He loves sports and it seems that's the only thing he's informed on.

I've been out of the US several times, I love culture, languages, etc. I don't like sports. I feel like this relationship is just not going to work out and I'm going to go nuts trying to "inform" him.  Blah



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185,744 I'm a 35/f, almost 36. I'm unattached with no children. The cost of living where I live increases yearly, I live in a tourist town. Many of the tourists who have homes here are millionaires.

I live in a one bedroom studio apartment buried in clutter.

I dream of becoming a minimalist and owning my own tiny house one day on this island.  

I don't know if I have the means to make this possible, but this is my simple dream.

Right now I feel as though my stuff owns me and not the other way around.

I don't dream of a mansion and fancy car - just a simple, beautiful tiny house with a gorgeous garden and a small yard.

I make 25k a year.



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185,743 I'm a single mom in. MD making 75k a year and living with a roommate.

I'd like a decent house in a safe neighborhood with a little but it looks like I'll be buying a small condo or a severely outdated house.

The American dream slips through the cracks.  Cost of living keeps going up and our salaries are not adjusting to inflation quickly enough.



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185,741 Why do young people see the mean kids as the popular kids? It makes no sense.



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185,740 I have to take this power away from him ... the rollercoaster control.  Yesterday was bliss ... today, I literally want to die!



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185,739 There is a very well known government database available on the internet. I stumbled across it one day while searching for some information.

I looked something up in the database and found part of what I needed. So I looked some more, and some more. I kept finding good things.

Then after I did one particular search, the database crashed. Damn. Bad luck that their system would go down just as I was using it.

I had to stop searching until the next day when the government entity rebooted their servers and the database was back up and running.

But okay, it happens. I started searching again where I left off.

And then bam, the database crashed again. It happened with the same search term as the day before. Hemm.

Next day the database was back. I searched for something that had worked in the past. It was fine. Then I searched for the one term from the prior days that resulted in a crash. And it crashed again.

How funny. There is obviously a bug in the government's code. I can enter a certain search term and the entire government computer system crashes.

Just to be sure, not to be malicious, I experimented a little. I searched for more items. All was well. But when I put in this one term, that's it, the system goes down for everyone in the country.

LOL, I'm like this all powerful being who can bring a government database to its knees! I don't want this superpower though. Rebel I am not. What I would like is for the code to get fixed.



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185,738 I am the 26/F poster from below.

According to cost of living calculators, since I live in NYC, my $120,000 a year salary is equivalent to:

• $57,000 in Las Vegas, NV
• $46,000 in Oklahoma City, OK
• $50,000 in Dallas, TX and also Nashville TN
• $48,000 in St. Louis, MO
• $68,000 in Portland, WA

So as you can tell, my salary does not mean much especially with how much it costs to live in the NYC metro area. I did not choose to live in NYC. My family has been here for 35+ years, and I got a new job this year.

In any case... houses in Queens, NY can only be bought at $1,000,000+.  Most regular standalone houses in the outer boroughs are at least 650k-700k for a two bedroom one bathroom.

I'm pretty much never going to be able to buy a house because of this. I want to move somewhere cheaper, but I don't know how when I just got this once in a lifetime job.



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185,737 There are some interesting cities in the midwest. Take Chicago off the list. Indianapolis, blah. Madison is okay, a little cold, sort of small.
There is a best-kept secret in the Midwest. Affordable housing. Lots of nature. Kind of big, without being obnoxious.
People here are generally kind and open-hearted.
People who move around a lot find excuses to stay here.
The more people that come here, the worse it gets in my opinion. So this super sweet locale, at least for now will remain a secret.



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185,736 $125 a year is great money if you live on a affordable state/city however if you live in California (San Francisco, L.A , SAN Diego) , NYC , is almost impossible to afford buying a house. My aunt lives in a area that is not even nice is Los Angeles and her small 3 bedroom house , in a terrible school district is worth 600 k she can't afford a nicer neighborhood even if she sells her house.  You are looking probably spending 800k and up to be on a decent neighborhood nothing fancy just a basic 2/3 bedroom outdated house.  I live in the Midwest and 600k can buy you a mini mansion in a very nice neighborhood, with great schools.



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185,735 I'd do anything to make $120k a year. I make $40k. M Fifties.



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185,734 Things mean something while they are happening, and just after. Another era died last night. I didn't get sad. I made up a happy song about his death. He was with us a long time.
Now, whatever, I don't really care. I'm not stuck on anything. The last ten years were like two lifetimes. I'm not lonely, and I'm ready for anything.
As I've quoted before, "It takes courage to remember, courage to forget, and a hero to do both"
It's okay. No need to crucify this one more time. This will all be gone soon and we can look at this as a rehearsal.



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185,733 I want to be able to live a lavish lifestyle. I'll be honest - I get jealous when I see pictures of people going on trips, wearing good clothes, visiting great restaurants, and generally looking fabulous.  

Basically... I want to look back and see that I've enjoyed my life and enjoyed the money that I've worked for.

I'm not poor - I make 120k a year, but live in a high cost of living area. I just wanna be able to throw caution to the wind and experience great events and buy awesome, quality things. I see so many women with a Louis Vuitton handbag that costs 2k - 5k or whatever the amount is.

I always wonder, 'how are they able to afford that?' or 'how do they make such a big purchase?'  (My most expensive handbag was $250 and I use it every day and it serves me well. I thought this was a splurge for me.)

I guess different strokes for different folks. I do understand that all you see is NOT what you get, grass is greener on the other side, don't judge a book by its cover, you never know what people are experiencing on the inside, etc... I get that. But, I still wanna look fabulous and live lavishly!  Sue me ...

26/F



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185,732 My mother told us once that my grandfather on my father's side used to sexually abuse his own children, both male and female. I believe her. There is some giant secret on that side of the family. Some have gone their entire adult lives without speaking to each other. One aunt died. She was old. But at her funeral, one uncle went up to the podium and said, "I know to many of you, this is a very happy day..." Like what was that about? No one would ever explain.



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185,731 I have to say, for all my strange sexual fantasies, sleeping with my mother was never one of them.



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185,730 My mother is 81 years old. She's had issues since childhood and has always had trouble embracing happiness. She has not walked for three months and is starting to stare ahead. She probably has six months or less left. Lots of sadness, but my first thought was that at least Republicans are going to lose another vote.



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185,729 I know someone who's morbidly obese and continues their diet as usual, but has so many problems moving and health issues. I feel bad for her.



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185,728 I never thought I would say this,  but,  it turns out that I'm perfectly okay without you.
Actually,  I'm the best I've ever been... without you.



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185,727 I finally got my internet connection fixed.  It was going out during the evening and when it was raining.  Turns out the connection was water damaged.  It could be maddening to have my connection slow to a crawl sometimes.  They ran a new lines into my house directly to the cable box.  Everything works great now.

I'm now about to test it out on some porno.

EDIT:  Works great!!!



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185,726 722, you are so gross!



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185,725 We honor our dead. A plaque, a memorial tree, renaming the ball field. It's touching. It's noble. It's all good.

But sometimes, sometimes I wish we could put in as much effort honoring the living.

Why do we wait until someone is dead before officially recognizing how amazing they were.



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185,724 I bought a raffle ticket. I won the "makeup basket". Yay me. Except I'm a guy. FML.



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185,723 I love my life ,I love who I am .I have everything I need right here cause I built this.ITS MY LIFE!! Sorry about you and your daughters luck.Maybe its cause you built your life around prison walls.



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185,722 Note to younger fellas everywhere:  Your own mother is the sweetest pussy you're ever going to drill, so by all means, whatever it takes, get up IN her!  Just be prepared for a let down after, cause NO other pussy will drain your balls dry like Mama's!!!



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185,721 I laugh my ass off at my haters.They put all this energy and time into me.One of my haters has admired me and wanted to me her whole entire life.Its actually sickening to think some one would admire some one so bad that it turns into hate.She went as far as leaving  5 kids and 10 grandkids just to be next me.Always Trying her hardest to be me.Make your own friends ,where your own clothes,find your own app.Where your own perfume.Be your own person.Get a life put some effort into being who actually Petray to be.Fake it  ,to you make it.And one day in a million years you just might be your own person.



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185,720 711....Yaaaay!!!!



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185,719 i know how ungrateful and typical gross asshole i sounded. the only thing i am ungrateful for is all stress that keeps me from appreciating the beauty right in front of me and the fact that i add to their stress. all i need to work on is what i can provide in life as in an income... i have some paintings ill put them on ebay hoping somehow whatever fucked up tech manipulating pisshole person doesn't somehow get any money that might be sent...they're not the paintings i once had but a couple of them could be priced high if i finish them up nice...i wish i could delete the ungrateful message... i want to explain.. but it's like i always hated men for acting entitled to touch.. it's a want not a need.. and why should it feel good anyway if the other person isn't in a good situation with u..this is my problem i have too much stress and even when in a position to feel properly i battle darkness that brings me out of it. doubt and shame and ambition and having taken on human ethical problems and being threatened and the organization and structure ive never been able to pull together i hang from a thread. i am SO GRATEFUL BUT SO GUILTY FOR TRYING WITH ANYONE... she believes in me i can't even believe it.. no one will ever know the truth of what could have been... i have to let go... i have to live each day mindfully.. i feel like no one would believe i painted like that or wrote like that... but i can look inward. i have a conscience... yes ive been fucked with but that's life



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185,718 Bisexual man here.  I enjoy going to gay bathhouses.  I plan on going to a fancier gay bathhouse a few hours away.  I want to try a nearby sex club full of naked men and women.  I avoid nudist resorts because I want and love to have sex, and they don't allow it.



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185,717 I accidentally shit my pants today.  I went home after drinking a lot of soda.  I had to pee, so when I went to the toilet, I accidentally sharted liquid diarrhea out my boxers and shorts.  Currently washing them in the laundry.  I'm not that embarrassed, just mostly confused because it took me a long time of feeling a wet spot when sitting.



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185,716 Moving soon and I've already found a nudist community to connect with.  Very excited!

Side note : I hope Cave develops a solid search engine.  There are stories from a cpl years ago I'd love to re-read.  Opening old sections by the 100s and doing word searches is exhausting.



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185,715 No problem, man. Hang in there.



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185,714 I really wish that Cave Canum updated the "Best" archives!



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185,713 PHEW!

I wrote 710 and I'm a guy and I still love her....even though she treated me like shit. Thought you may have been talking to me. Thanks man.



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185,712 You're nothing but a bad dream. I don't even remember half the shit we did. I hope our paths don't cross again, I've never been happier.



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185,711 I saw my first shaved pussy back in 1984.  I was at a party right after freshman year of college. Kind of a HS reunion type.  The Valedictorian from my HS class came up and started talking to me out of the blue, pretty sure I hadn't said two words to her in HS as I was in the jock clique and she hung with the smart kids.  We got to talking, she was pretty drunk and at one point blurted out "I have a secret no one will ever guess" well of course I dragged it out that she had shaved her pussy for her college BF who had just dumped her.  Talked her into showing it to me in the bathroom after a bit of effort.  Off we went into the bathroom together where she dropped her pants for me to admire.
We got married in 1990 and we still laugh about it today.



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185,710 I miss you. It's only because I'm an idiot, though.-M/36



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185,709 When I first started working, there was another new guy who started at the same time. He was kind of mean, kind of full of himself. He didn't really understand the business concepts. But he acted like he did. It was annoying. I'd do some complicated bit of work and then he'd talk to the bosses about it, like he was the smarts behind it.

A few of the smart people in the office got it. They saw the guy for who he was, a typical faker. He talked it up, but didn't really know anything.

Now it's 30 or so years later. The guy is an ultra big shot in the Trump Administration. LOL. He's front page news every week. It's kind of scary. The guy doesn't know what he's doing. Yet he's deciding the fate of the country.



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185,708 My husband is dumb, he doesn't suspect my cheating. It almost takes the fun away. I want there to be more risk.



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185,707 Anomalies. We don't define a person with a growth on his head as something entirely different. We don't define gays or other anomalies as inhuman, etc. Why should we define an anomaly at birth as something that isn't male or female?



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185,706 humans are the worst thing that ever happened to this planet honestly



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185,705 At birth a doctor usually says 'it's a boy' or 'it's a girl' but at a couple of hundred births every day the doctors say 'errr...' and, if the baby is lucky enough to be born in a more developed country, call in a specialist in sex differentiation, and they have to try to decide what the baby is.

Babies can be born with a penis and a vagina, or neither, or a penis and ovaries, or a vagina and testicles. Genitals can be ambiguous in ways you probably can't even imagine. Then they turn to genetics, if it's a clear XY or XX it helps (though even then it's not always that simple). If it's XXY, XYY, XXYY, XXXY it just gets more and more complicated. And that's only the ones that are identified at birth, there's a whole host of other issues that aren't identified until puberty.

There have always been intersex people. All that's changed is that people have stopped pretending they don't exist.



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185,704 I hope transhumanism exists in my lifetime.  I want to live forever.



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185,703 So President Obama has signed a book deal for $65 million.  I can't wait to see the many deserving charities he distributes that many to over the coming days and weeks.



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185,702 sometimes i think its easier to kill myself than deal with people's stupidity and life's inconveniences and stresses



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185,701 My ex from 2007 was pregnant with my baby. She "miscarried". Well... She had a dream that she was laying on a metal table as aliens cut her open and removed our baby and placed it inside some glass tube. The glass tube was placed in an area with several fetuses growing in other similar glass tubes.

We went to the doctor for an ultrasound the next day and there was no more baby. She was freaked out by the dream (that's why we went to  the doctor ) And even more freaked out by the fetus removal.

We broke up a month after that. She hooked up with another old ex of hers and now they are married with one child.

I never told her that I had the same exact dream. I saw the grey creatures cut her open and remove the fetus. Place it inside the glass tube, and took it to the other glass tubes.

I've had several ex girlfriend's see these creatures too. Some have gotten pregnant and had fetuses removed like my first ex.

My next secret... this has been going on since childhood. They took me as a child and said if I have children, most of them will be taken permamantly.  I have woken up with off scars, marks and even had injuries mysteriously healed.

So for ten years I've stopped trying to have kids. However I am getting the urge to start a family.

People ask why I haven't had children..... That's why....



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185,700 If you have a penis, you're a male.
If you produce sperm, you're a male.
I you have an XY chromosome, you're a male.

If you have a vagina, you're a female.
If you produce eggs, you're a female.
If you have all XX chromosomes, you're a female.

That's pretty much it.  Not hard to understand.  Most of us learned all that in middle school.

But the Leftists are using their 200-year old playbook of changing definitions in order to fool people into thinking their culture is wrong.  If they can convince people that their culture is incorrect, people will seek a new culture, a new way of living... conveniently created by the Leftists.

After the French Revolution, the Leftists famously tried to rename the months in an attempt to provide a New Order for their people.  July (Juillet) became Thermadore.  The Russians changed their name to the Soviets.  The old ways, the ways that people remember living, were (as George Orwell famously wrote) thrown down the Memory Hole.  The Leftists attempt to eliminate nationality in order to ensure compliance.  By comparison, Fascists celebrate their nationality.

So, of course, now there's 450 different genders.  Same old shit.



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