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185,999 I hate how my wife is losing weight. I think she wants to leave me and find someone new, so she's losing weight to look her best. It's like she's cheating right in front of me every night at dinner when I have a steak and she has only a salad.



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185,998 My brother in law is such a know it all ass.  His oldest is a senior in HS, he realized that he hadn't saved enough money to send her or his son to college so he decided that he would build and sell a house to fund their colleges.  He took all their college fund money, bought some land and found a contractor to build his house.  All year he has been spouting about how easy the money is and how he is building the house for at least $200k less than other houses are going for in the area.
He calls me this am looking for a "short term" loan...turns out mr real estate developer didn't read his contract with the builder and that he contracted only to have a shell built with a roof...no plumbing, no electrical, no walls, no trim, no doors, no driveway etc. No wonder it was so cheap.

Cold day in hell when I'm going to bail him out, wife wants me to help him in the worst way as she knows he is totally screwed....sorry



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185,997 give yourself permission to be your authentic self. give yourself permission to be you ideal self. daily. visualize. think about it. daily.

manifest your reality.



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185,996 It's hard for me to admit it, but I get lonely. I have the best friends anyone could have. I have a lot of family and we're really close. I love them all dearly and I am so grateful for them, but it isn't the same as having that one person that you can bare your soul to and share everything with. It isn't the same as coming home at the end of a rough day and seeing that one face, hearing that one voice, that makes everything okay. It isn't the same as having the jokes that nobody else gets and the little glances that are worth a million words, or feeling completely known and accepted and understood. It isn't the same as having someone to hold you while you sleep. All the family affection and friendship in the world can't fill that void. I know I should go out and meet people, but I can't bring myself to do it.  I know what I need and it isn't common. It won't be found in a bar or a club or on some dating website or in casual hook-ups. Going to those places and doing those things doesn't seem worthwhile to me. I don't feel like wasting my time. I guess I just have to be patient and wait. It will be worth it, though. At least that is my hope.  It is so hard not to just cave in and settle like other people seem to be able to do, but settling for something mediocre just so I can keep my bed warm is not acceptable to me. In the meantime, I just need to focus on what I have and be thankful. Great things take time. REAL things take time. Just have to remember that.  Sometimes I have to vent, though.  :(



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185,995 Cracker is an offensive term, the PC term should be Saltine American ahahahaha



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185,994 I can go to Oceanside, Ca and get laid for the weekend, or go to Las Vegas and stay at Planet Hollywood for free and play craps the entire weekend. Tough choice this time. Normally it's a no-brainer, Vegas would be the choice. However I like this woman.



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185,993 Call me "cracker" all you want, but get it right...I'm a Ritz!



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185,992 Lesbian here.  I have gotten nearly every session of sex to end in an orgasm for my partner, including the ones with male to female transsexuals.

The only time I can't really get anyone to orgasm is if they're having an off day (it happens) or if their gender dysphoria is bad enough that they just can't orgasm.

But when it comes to getting cisgender women to orgasm (and for pretty much anyone else too, I've found), it has come down to paying attention to how my partner reacts.  I don't follow guides or read books or anything.  Having sex with a woman comes down to observing how well she's into whatever I'm doing.  I think it probably helps that I'm truly into their body and just want to feel and sex them up.  Having that premise in my mind at the start has often helped.

But I start with kisses on places that my partner likes.  This has been lips, of course, and the side of the neck (go light at first) and the collarbone.  I gently massage the breasts and play with the nipples because this gets the pussy warmed up.  I take my time here, but also pay attention to how she's reacting to this.  If she's into it, she will look into it.  If she isn't, she'll look bored or annoyed.  I like to give sensual massages as well, but again, all up to what makes your partner receptive.

All this foreplay usually leads to the higher likelihood of an orgasm.  Playing with the actual vaginal region is not anything that involves specifications for me.  I touch and observe what she seems to be enjoying the most.  I go light at first and very slowly work towards something faster or more aggressive.  Sometimes she wants the clit more on some days and some days she's feeling the labia or the vagina itself.  You can also go in between the outer and inner labia and play there too.

So I don't really have a cock.  The only experience I have there is from the transsexuals who didn't have surgery.  All I can say there is that we still work our way up with the foreplay and if she is interested in penetration (not all of them are) then we do that as one of the later steps.  I find that I am able to get off whether or not she is on top of me or if I'm on top of her, but I am more likely to get off if I am on top because it feels different.  Again, that's usually the last point of the sex because it has greater friction than having her on top of me.

And one major factor to take in is that if you're having trouble getting a woman to orgasm, it is possible that she just simply isn't into you for one reason or another, which may or may not be your fault.  Who knows?  If that's the case, it is time for both of you to find a new partner.

Hope this helps, best wishes.

Edit: One more thing.  When in doubt and you don't know what turns her on, ask.



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185,991 I never care for my school , I skip my 10 year reunion and planning to skip my 20 year reunion coming up next year. I wasn't bully or anything , it was just too big we had so many students on my High School that it was open the whole year around except for holidays and we were split into three groups when one was out for vacation the other two remained.  There's two very famous people who graduated from my High School one is a comedian/ singer the other one is an actress and last year she was on a very popular summer movie . Even them don't want to go back there, they ask one of them if they would come to do a speech and he refused 😂 unless he was getting paid certain amount of money.  

F/36 who went to school in Los Angeles



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185,990 C'mon pal, would you want a female general practitioner to do your prostate exam????

I don't want some dude waxing my vagina, either.  

You want to walk into one of those massage parlors (with the happy endings) and instead of an Asian woman have an Asian man stroking you to the finish line?  (And if that's your thing, cool, I'm talking to the heteros)

Yeah, okay then.

Equal rights has nothing to do with it.  Let's call it a healthy boundary.



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185,989 You are whining how he's checking up on you? You cheated on him!!!!

But you're right, he shouldn't check up on you. He should divorce your ass.



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185,988 My husband is constantly checking on me to see if I'm having an affair. He checks the phone calls I make. He googles numbers he doesn't recognize. He scrutinizes my credit card bill. He keeps watch over me on the Find-My-Iphone app. I'm sure he follows me to. A few times I thought I saw his car lingering down the block when I'm out to dinner with a female friend house. It's annoying and tiresome. Trust! You need to trust your partner!

I should add I cheated on him once. It was a long time ago. He found out. But he needs to get over it already!



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185,987 I think it's unfair and illegal that only women are hired to give Brazilian wax jobs to other women. There should be a no discrimination policy. Why are men being left out of this career path? If I went in for an interview, they'd laugh at me. If a woman interviewed for a job in accounting and they laughed at her, she could file a lawsuit and probably win. So why don't men deserve the same courtesy? There will never be job equality for women until they reciprocate and hire men for all jobs.



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185,986 To tell you the truth, I want to go back to high school, at least for a short period of time.  I have a car, a cool sports car by the way.  I want to arrive in my car, and look cool, I want to be the popular kid with the cool car.  You see, I was kind of quiet in high school, I was a nerd, believe it or not, I dedicated myself to do my homework during my senior year.  I wasn't interested in having a social life, I did not care, and I was fine with it back then, I just simply did not care about developing a social life in high school.  I had friends, yes, but the friends stayed in school when I went back home.  It did not help that I lived far from the high school, so, I lived also far from my school friends.  But, like I said, I did not care about having a social life.  Now, it's different, I want to arrive in my cool car, I want to arrive at my own time, and I want to have the flexibility of leaving school whenever the fuck I well damn please.  I want to be the cool guy.  Now that I have tasted independence, I want to be "independent" in high school, with my car, of course.  Do not forget that I have a car.  Do not forget that I want to be the popular kid with the cool car.  Oh, did I forget to mention I am 39 years old.  I graduated 21 years ago, a kid that was born when I graduated is now within drinking age.  But I want to go back to high school.  I've been wanting this for the last 4 years.  I have not stepped in the high school since I graduated, by the way, I drive by it everyday.



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185,985 No one asked my daughter to the prom. :(



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185,984 Dump fired Comey while Comey was leading an investigation into him. If any Dem President had done that, neocons would have lost their minds. Why is that hard to understand?



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185,983 You want a woman to have an orgasm during sex? Tell her you make a lot of money.



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185,982 I will never understand the liberals .A few months ago Comey was the anti-Christ when he opened  the investigation into Hillary's emails scandal again. Schumer of NYC called him every name in the book. They wanted him crucified.Now that the President fired him for incompetence -they are frothing at the mouth ...Clinton also fired a FBI director It gets done.
If the messiah Obama did it- it would have been great - Like banning Muslims from certain countries entering the USA for 90 days- but when Trump follows the law and does the same -he is called a racist, bigot and all the rest of the words liberals use.It is getting so childish!



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185,981 One of the great things about being a bisexual vouyeur is finding it really hot thinking about 2 of my straight coworkers getting in on. They're both my friends, but that's going in the spank bank



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185,980 The most obvious thing in the world, yet few seem able to see it.  He got too close to the truth and then he had to go.  Somehow, the truth will never come out.  Not until the bomb explodes in our lap.



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185,979 Big Dick OP here.  

To answer your question, its about 7.5" maybe 8" long depending on how you measure it and its pretty thick. about 6.5-6.75" around depending on where you measure. I think that what makes it visually appealing is that Im not such a big guy otherwise.  5ཇ" 180, so it seems even bigger that it is.  

Also not really into anal at all - why go there when the pussy is so amazing.  Fingers ect in the back door - sure.  My penis - eh - not so much so.  I find that most women are tight enough and wet enough to make it feel otherworldly.



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185,978 I have never managed to give a woman an orgasm from sexual intercourse. Oral sex yes, intercourse no. Am I doing something wrong? Clearly just going in and out doesn't make the orgasm happen. So I mix it up. I try to press my body a little more firmly against her clit. I thought that might work, but it doesn't. I try different types of motion, going a little circular instead of straight in and out. I try fast. I try slow. What ever this magic is, I haven't found it. Help?



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185,977 I just love my new soap opera!  I have become quite addicted to it.  First thing in the morning when I wake up, I have to see ... White House News!  Delicious!  Tantalizing!!  Ridiculous!!!



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185,976 I actually love my very average penis.  Deepthroat is not usually a problem, anal is still on the menu and it's still girthy enough to bring most women to orgasm.

I just wish I was a show-er not a grow-er.



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185,975 Another dream about you. For someone I haven't seen or spoken to in seven years, you sure do pop up in my subconscious a lot. I'm married. You've moved on too. Why can't my brain let it be?



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185,974 im at a point in my life where ive bought a plastic sex sleeve and i take better care of it than i do myself

fml



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185,973 2 great guys...how do I pick?



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185,972 I've been married to a man for almost 20 years who is lazy. I broke my back working full time to support our family until I got really sick and couldn't work anymore.
He's an exceptional person, but his entire working life has been spent with him doing the same job for years with no raise. Self employed too.
Our family goes without and lives on credit cards I got while I had that nice cushy job.  Yet, he needs his sleep, takes naps all the time and complains he's tired as he sits on his phone all day. We don't take vacations or buy things, we just watch other people do it. What the hell is going on here???
Often I fantasize what it would be like to be married to one of my doctors. That guy who spends 700 on shoes would have no problem providing for his family. He works hard. But I choose love over money. Sucks sometimes though.



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185,971 I hate drinking a bottle of wine a night  and I want to stop. Why does wine have to be delicious? Do Europeans feel this guilt too?



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185,970 Karma dear. You left me for her and I got more/better.  Yeah I had a difficult time while waiting for him, but this ones got a backbone AND the desire to have fun (and lotsa sex).  We're good.

So good, in fact that I don't need so much distraction from hobbies and such. Think of me when you see or hear about people on vacation. Mine is permanent. :-)

(Though we do our bit for the environment too...)



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185,969 wow. My child has the worst father.



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185,968 Life is so distasteful sometimes.



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185,967 True.  I love a thick dick, but I would be worried about anal too.  I'll do that with my guy if I love him and he really wants it... my ex was thick and we did anal, i almost fainted once.  Literally.  lmao...anyway a thick one just fills you up nice...



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185,966 Yup, my long & thick dick has worked against me...
I have never had anal sex because the women i end up falling for...take one look at it & are like...NO THANK YOU!!
unfortunately for me i never have any interest in the kind of women who can take it...
Also i prefer it, if my lady enjoys it...



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185,965 the problem with a thick dick, eventually he'll want to stick it up my bum. no can do.



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185,964 My boss is a british woman. She has a thick accent. It's painful trying to understand what she is saying. Understanding what your boss is saying shouldn't be an obstacle. I'm not long for this job.



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185,963 Thank god I never dated the women that were interested in me in high school.  Now they are living completely different lives that I'm not interested in.  Bullet dodged.



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185,962 A long dick hurt. Who want some long dick bumping into our cervix. It hurts, now thick dick, yup



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185,961 Is your dick long or thick?  Curious...



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185,960 I want to fuck Norah O'Donnell.



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185,959 I really don't know if I can go five more months dealing with these idiots.



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185,958 I have a rather large dick.  The satisfaction I get looking into the eyes of a woman when she pulls it out for the first time is even better than actually fucking her. The only thing that is better is the look on their faces when I slide my cock into them for the first time. I love that look of sheer pleasure on a woman's face.

If they tell you size doesn't matter - don't believe it.  It does!



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185,957 By coincidence, I'm now finding myself about to go back into the same office building where I was employed 3 years ago.  It's my first time here since I was laid off.  I'm going back in as a contractor to propose a bid.  I'm killing time sitting at the same deli I sat in for 5 years while I worked here.  Lots of memories are coming back.  It's a little bittersweet because I was unemployed for a year and ended up heavily in debt.  I was angry at my company and especially at the new boss who decided he wanted younger, more attractive people working for him.  But the time off taught me how much I loved being with my young family.  The debt still sucks, but what would I be like now if I hadn't lost my job?  I sure wouldn't be the same person I am now.



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185,956 I come home. My wife is cooking something at the stove, I lean in and kiss her on the cheek. She immediately lashes out at me.

"Why did you kiss me. You must have done something wrong. What did you do? You must be feeling guilty about something. I know you did something wrong."

Sigh.



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185,955 The most prejudice group of people I've ever encountered are gay men. Yes, they are gay and I'm sure they get grief sometimes. But man, they are the most mean spirited negative people. They harshly judge anyone who is not like them. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.



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185,954 Every fucking day there is another story on how beautiful Michelle Obama is, how wonderful her outfits are, or today, how stunning her earrings are.  

When you shove this shit sandwich down our throats 400 times a year, I say you are boy crying wolf.



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185,953 Even Van can't live up to 1968 Van. Have you seen him lately? I met him in Marin County, California back in the 70's. He had plugged up the toilet at the restaurant where I was working and when the owner jokingly called him on it he threatened to sue and made such a big stink literally & figuratively that the manager finally just tore the ticket up (he had drank up most of the bar) and told him to get the fuck out. Even though I had to clean up his shit I still like his music. Nasty piece of work though.



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185,952 The government wrote a health care law with the heavy input of the insurance companies and the doctors.  In that law, they forced people to - *gasp!*- buy insurance!  

Now more people would be forced to spend money with the insurance companies and the doctors!

And then... the government law didn't let insurers sell across state line... and didn't add any more doctors!  No competition to worry about!

So again, the government set up a law that made people spend money with insurers and doctors, while making sure there was no competition.

And this is not the government's fault?  I don't understand that one.



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185,951 Today it is my mission to look a stranger straight in the face and say "Cool it with the ferrets. You smell worse than they do"...and just drop the mic and walk away, like, deal with it.



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185,950 I hate that you didn't get what I was trying to tell you. I wasn't saying that I was in love with you. I was only saying that I never wanted and needed to fuck anybody as much as I wanted and needed to fuck you.

It was a compliment!



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185,949 A woman I work with has extremely large feet. I can tell from looking at her shoes. They are like a man's size 12. I assume this means she has a very large vagina.



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185,948 I used to talk dirty sometimes during sex. My wife would cut me off, telling me to be quiet and hurry up and finish.



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185,947 Thanks for showing up in my dreams.  You're still the most beautiful woman in the world.



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185,946 Go to YouTube. Listen to Cyprus Avenue from Astral Weeks by Van Morrison and try not to have a physiological reaction to it. What the fuck was he doing on this album that was so erotic?! I know he drank a lot back then, but goddamn! That man was pure sex back in the day. Dirty, wild, bareback, pass-out-in-the-woods-and-wake-up-the-next-day style sex. I love him. No man can live up to Van circa 1968. I wish they could... :/



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185,945 To #18901 and all the other healthcare posters: It is NOT the government that is creating this nightmare for every American - it is the for-profit insurance companies. They have investors to please - not the plan participants. Please - everyone - take a good hard look at what is happening - Google is free for everyone and start checking out these insurance companies. They are as bad as the big pharmaceutical companies and they are most likely in some kind of cahoots. I spent 15+ years working in Washington DC and the things I saw and know about scare the hell out of me - even these many years later. Start checking the S&P info and see what the insurance companies are trading at - you will be shocked. Its all of our money and they don't give a damn. Thank you all you (*&&%$##*( Republicans!



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185,944 I wish my life came with a light switch that I could turn off. I'm tired.



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185,943 Me too, I love when a guy moans.  When he talks, moans, cums, it's all so hot.  To know I'm the one pleasing him like that, that he wants me that bad and it feels that good for him... i love it.  I don't think people should make fun of each other for letting go in bed, for moaning...even if it's "just a joke."  It's a very vulnerable intimate time, you're not just naked physically, that's not cool.  Sometimes I watch porn, and the porn that's been turning me on the most is when a guy is talking during sex and moaning and saying how good the pussy is...I'm so horny.  ugh...



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185,942 Yes, always moan



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185,941 I LOVE when men moan during sex, or talk dirty when they are inside of me. I think it is so, so, soooo very sexy when a man is that into it and is vocally appreciative and excited. Mmm...my God, that is so hot! Any woman who doesn't appreciate that is a fucking useless robot. Please, please moan and say dirty things... that is absolutely delightful. That is music to my ears. That makes it so much fun!

--F/35



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185,940 I wish my boyfriend was more vocal during sex. It's a massive turn on for me to see and hear my partner enjoying themselves.



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185,939 So this is what the last 2 years was about...a hook-up?



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185,938 Do women like it when a man moans while cumming? I moan. It seems natural to me. A woman once made fun of me for it. Not in a kind way. She made me feel like I was doing something wrong. We broke up. But ever since I've been afraid to be vocal during sex.



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185,937 People who possess drive and ambition have a need to be with other people who possess drive and ambition. Survival of the fittest. You just aren't hacking it. This is why it will never work out.

Women may hook up with Peter Pan, but they don't marry him.



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185,936 Hard when you have so many options



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185,935 I freakin loooove when a guy cums a lot.  Such a turn on.



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185,934 I'm not trying to make your heart grow fonder. My spiritual advisor informed me that you're a piece of crap that I should avoid at all costs, so I'm taking her advice.

P.S.- Cool it with the ferrets. You smell worse than they do.



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185,933 Even in my dreams you fuck the other guy.



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185,932 Scarcity would help the heart grow fonder.



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185,931 2 great guys....how do I pick?



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185,930 It's so classic. Guy who is a cheater and a liar always tries to make the girl feel like she is insecure when he is the one that made her that way. Head games-women, don't fall for it.



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185,929 If a comet was coming and we only had 30 days to live... hmmm... I think I'd stop wearing clothes. Many men have wanted to see my bits. I'd let them. A parting gift from me to you.



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185,928 I wish I could just disappear so I could stop Being a burden to everyone I know.



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185,927 All these wonderful guys like me and I can't feel a thing ...wtffff is wrong with me



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185,926 When I was 17, I slept over at my friend's house.  His mom was super hot - pretty, real nice body with an ass and tits that were the stuff of neighborhood legend.  She was also pretty cool and though she didn't dress slutty at all, there were the inevitable times that she would bend over and I would get a glimpse of her ass or her tits or whatever I could see as a curious 17 year old virgin.  

The night I slept over, my friend's dad was away on a business trip.   In the middle of the night I got up to go the the bathroom and I found his mom in the livingroom watching tv - she apparently had insomnia.  It was summer and they didnt have central air, so she was wearing a very sheer nightgown that had a really open neck line and only went down to her mid thigh.  I'm pretty sure she had no underwear on.  After I went to the bathroom, she asked if I wanted to watch TV with her and I said yes.  In the light of the tv, I could see her body thru the sheer material.  Man she was hot.  After a minute or two of looking at her my boxers started "tenting" and she looked over at me.  Without saying a word, she smiled at me and slid her hand into my boxers and wraped her hand around me and pulled it out.  She leaned over and started to suck on me. I was stunned and didn't move.  I came in what must have been 30 seconds and she just took it all.  After I recovered she sent me on my way.  

When I would go over to my friend house after that she was her normal polite 'mom' self and never said a word or gave on that something had ever happened.  I even slept over a few more times but it never happened again.

That was about 30 years ago.  

I never told a soul ... until now.



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185,925 I figured it out that how come models,ultra gorgeous women love me and this super turbo mole rejected me,Yeah I am not your type ...understandable!

MARIO



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185,924 Wish for once I could date a hot guy that's not a liar.



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185,923 I am 19 and female and I have been with boys my age and older men. Fucking older men has its perks but the best part about young men is how much they cum. Gallons of the stuff on their fourth orgasm of the day. Can't beat that



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185,922 The great equalizer. In the future, a comet is going to destroy life as we know it. We will have advanced warning of about 30 days. Everyone will party, make love, stop working, won't worry about healthcare, retirement ect...for a couple of days, we will all be the same, equal, and free of our worries...except for the mad hysteria and scramble for food and gas, it will be glorious.



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185,921 There is so much wrong with this world. We collectively make so many wrong decisions. These decision have damaged us.

So many examples of the damage:

* Common Core
* Trump
* Our convoluted tax code
* Health care for some, but not for all.
* GMO food.
* The electoral college
* The mindset of keeping up with the Jones.

These bad decisions however have not yet wiped us out. I think it's just a matter of time. Technology is spreading in such a way that one day soon, we will eradicate ourselves.

* Someone will get their hands on a nuke.
* Or another hospital policy wonk will deny ER coverage to an ebola patient, only this time the disease will spread to the masses.

We're basically not smart enough to survive. There are too many C students in the world who will grow up to have the power of making critical decisions.



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185,920 Wish for once I could date a hot woman who is not insecure.



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185,919 You're talking to the wrong woman. Assumptions and mass generalizations are for fools.



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185,918 Imagine a world where woman stopped using their pussies to get what they want - you know, like the way a whore does it.



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185,917 Imagine a world where men stopped trying to tell women what to do (or not do) with their faces, their bodies, their minds, or their lives all of the time.



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185,916 Imagine a world where instead of a woman painting her face, she spent that time reading a book and becoming more intelligent.



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185,915 Weird to paint your face?! Tell that to clowns, Tim Curry, or the members of KISS!



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185,914 I think some men would be better off wearing makeup. Not the full-blown drag queen look, but maybe some under eye concealer, a little bit of natural looking brown mascara, some sexy ass rocker eyeliner, and eyebrow gel to keep them from looking like Oscar the fucking Grouch. If you're super white a little bronzer or sunless tanner wouldn't hurt either. Just saying.



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185,913 For my entire sexual life, all of my jerk off fantasies involved watching my girlfriend, or now that I'm married, my wife, get fucked by another guy.

An odd twist. It has happened two times where I dated a woman. Broke up with her. Stalked her for months. Followed her on a date. Waited outside the restaurant. Followed her home with the new guy in tow. Peered in the window and watched them fuck.

This is the best sexual experience I've ever had. I enjoyed the stalking and watching them fuck way more than the actual relationship.



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185,912 Maybe it's just me, but I don't like when a woman wears makeup. Everyone should take a step back and consider how weird it is to paint your face.



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185,911 nothing good happens after  midnight



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185,910 I just bought my freedom. As of May 31st I can leave this place and have no strings. I need to hang in there until October, though. I'm stepping out on that branch and then it will be time to climb that rope ladder right up on into the sky. 🙂 There is a light at the end of the tunnel. Finally!



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185,909 878 If I wrote that about Michele Obama you all would have been up in arms!I would have been called a racist,a  bigot, anti feminist, woman hater, a chauvinist pig etc.But it it OK because she is a conservative.The rules does not apply when it comes to conservatives it seems.



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185,908 892 buy one of those antennas you hang in the window.  I get 16 channels -- all for free.



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185,907 I am talking to a woman on the phone as I type this, a friend of mine, and all I want to do is cum on her face and piss on her tits.



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185,906 I dated this guy on and off for a total of 4 years in my early 20's and he never saw me without a full face of makeup. Even during sleepovers or swimming. I would just wash off the old makeup and quickly apply the new in the privacy of the bathroom. He was critical, a perfectionist, someone who you'd never want to see your flaws. I don't know how I ever kept that up. I am grateful now to be married to someone who loves me for who I am.



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185,905 I think that it would be safe to say that early and persistent feelings of invalidation are a key (if not THE key) predictor of aberrant and/or dysfunctional behavior later in life.



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185,904 I just love when you feel like you can open up to a friend to say to them "I feel xyz" or "can we talk about xyz". When every response is somehow making those things my fault or something I'm not doing well enough, then it's time to move on. I listen to you 24/7 without judgement. I could easily tell you the simple causes to YOUR issues, but I don't. That's just being an asshole. You really are an asshole. Thank you for the lectures on my shortcomings as a mom, how I have no business venting, and I should be grateful for having a husband despite feeling fucking trapped. All I needed was an ear. Some best friend you turned out to be. Bye.



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185,903 Dear God, or whomever-

   I love this man so much, I want only the best for him, even if that's not me. I pray that this doesn't get too bad for him.

   -All my love



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185,902 I'm not a pinner but the stuff you pin on Pinterest is the only way I know what's going on with you



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185,901 It costs $50,000 when you break your ankle??? That right there shows the problem with our health care system. That's ridiculous. The medical profession rips off patients. If they didn't charge such outrageous sums, we wouldn't need Obama care or Trump care. The solution isn't to tax the bejesus out of everyone to pay for the super-sized doctor bills. The solution is to stop the medical community from stealing so much from patients.



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185,900 Since I was little, I always knew I would die from drowning. This feeling of dread came over me every time my friends and I would swim in a pool, or even worse, the ocean.

As an adult, I have chosen not to swim anymore anywhere.



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