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186,799 ON GUARD!
DEFEND YO SELF!


when the syndrome is around
Don't let your guard down
All you've got to do is call on THE FUNK

rip, glen



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186,798 The secret is: For all our accomplishments, we humans are really not very intelligent.  That is why we sometimes try to defend indefensible, crazy bullshit like that madness going on in Washington right now.  Anybody who thinks that's normal is too far gone to ever come back.  Doomed!



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186,797 I have a best friend. If someone asked who my best friend is, I'd say this fellow's name. If I stopped to think about it though, I'm fooling myself. This best friend moved away 28 years ago. We spoke by phone for a while. That faded. I haven't heard from him in 10 years. Yet this is my best friend? Funny what the fragile human mind wants to believe.



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186,796 Everybody is a little different. I love all the little differences. It doesn't happen this way by accident.  

I think about the universe. I wonder how many there are of us out there. I guess I'll never know anything about that.

The humans have the audacity to use creativity. It only exists for a brief moment before it is expelled into a vacuum of nothingness.



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186,795 I have never had any white(American) friends.  All my friends are either of east asian, south asian, black, hispanic heritage.  If I do have 'white' friends they're also half another race. The people at work who are white - who I get along with - have been raised around minorities.

I went to a predominantly white high school and only had minority/people of color friends. It's not that I don't want to be friends with white people. It's just that I can't ever relate to them.

28/F/NYC



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186,794 I wonder if that crotchety old neighbor of yours will be a little more cordial to you now that you saved his life. If he doesn't, then it must be a mental disorder, right? Follow up sometime.



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186,793 I'm pet sitting in an upside down house.  I was trying to call one of the cats when a Junebug got in the house.  

Naturally it's now time for bed, I gave the Junebug the upstairs.

I'm now downstairs in bed at 9ᛆ on a Saturday night because upstairs has been compromised.  I came down here covered in a blanket and talked to him the whole time.

Communication is key.  I explained how he can have the upstairs but downstairs where I sleep is off limits.  

I hope he understands boundaries.



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186,792 I keep getting this annoying phone calls in the middle of night like who in their right mind calls at 1am in the morning, it must not be important or an emergency since they never leave messages . I guess it's time to block this person , who ever it is.



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186,791 773, I wish my husband would take lessons from you. * le sigh*



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186,790 Hey Mel,
I know you're a fraud as it is getting disability for your BS "diagnosis" but enough with the selfies. Your self esteem is showing. You look so sad the older and lonelier you get.



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186,789 For fucks sake , i just want friends. Why is it that my friends list is dropping like flys since I've been an adult? It's seems like it's only happening to me
I just want someone to talk to, hang with, and someone who legitimately wants to be my friend and sticks around. I don't always wanna make the plans. Friendships shouldn't be so hard to keep alive. I'm starting to get super depressed as I get older knowing one day I'll be alone because I don't have any true friends. My husband is my best friend but I still need more. I need someone to vent to about life, who doesn't judge me. Why cant i have that??



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186,788 I promise I will live on bravely.  Rest in peace my love.



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186,787 God, please help me.



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186,786 How silly this situation is.  We're finally at a point where we are comfortable being friends.  But with these feelings of friendship, I feel like I'm falling in love with you all over again.  Perhaps you were always right.  We could never separate the feeling of friendship and love.  It's all or nothing.  

Sadly, it has to be nothing because I have no right to be in love with a married man.  

It has to be nothing because I am determined to find happiness in this lifetime.  

-34F



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186,785 I need to fully commit myself to moving on.  That's all.



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186,784 I fucked his wife. Took a shower. Then used his deodorant. I had no choice. I had to get back to work and I couldn't wear no deodorant. It's the deodorant part which really bothers me.



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186,783 I masturbate like 1000 times a week. I just love orgasms



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186,782 Ok, had sex with her once....2 or 3 more times and I'll throw her back...she has no idea.



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186,781 I just wanted closure, I thought after being your friend and lover for three years I deserved a face to face meeting.  It killed me to know you gave the other guy closure and you only knew him for a few months.  Guess I never really meant anything to you



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186,780 -772, you mean old neighbor likely acts the way he does due to dementia.  He's what we used to call a "grumpy old man" before we realized it's actually a serious medical issue making old people behave that way.  It's kind of sad.



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186,779 I have a fake Facebook account that I use to friend all the women who blocked me because I was being sexually suggestive to them.  But it's not like I was trying to be "creepy" and stalk them, they were women who'll fuck a random guy on the street, we would have cyber sex or phone sex, and then they would feel they weren't being respected and block me.  So I'm not being creepy, I'm being immature, really.



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186,778 My mans 8 inches (we measured with a ruler lol) and I'm addicted to his cock. I let him abuse me cuz I can't stop going back for the dick. He took my phone for three days lol but the next morning I was back at his house sucking his dick and begging him to fuck me



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186,777 Let's explore each other.  I can hardly wait.



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186,776 My biggest regret in life is knowing I'll never have that long relationship. I'm talking the ones that last decades. I'm envious of those couples that have been together most their lives. I've never had a relationship last more than three years. Ever. I'm the common denominator so I know that it is me that is broken. I've learn to live with the hand that was delt me. Sigh........
F/61



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186,775 Sometimes I think I would like to have a boyfriend. But then I remember how exhausting and how much trouble they are.  Then I'm glad I'm single.
That's Okay, I'm fine with that.



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186,774 I want there to be a way I could give my life to some one whose dying who wants to live. I mean right now. Not just organ doner.  I want to trade. I think that would be a nobal contrabution. Win win.



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186,773 My fantasy is to take you to a penthouse in the city. One with a room way up high with lots of big windows. We'd have a few drinks and laughs and enjoy each other's company like only we know how.

If the mood strikes we can sneak a cheeky kiss to see how the electricity flows!  If it's not there we'll just laugh and always have a story to remember. But if it's the start of something more then I know it will be an amazing night.

We would make out for a bit then I'd suggest we could move this to the spa bath. I won't waste any time before taking it to the next level with kisses and nice touching! Not stopping there I'll keep going until you're crying out with pleasure! I bet you taste sweet!!! ;-)

From the bath I'll take you out to the lounge room in front of the windows. Looking out over the city I'll come up behind you and kiss your neck. Not stopping there I'll kiss every inch of you!

The rest of this night is still yet to be written. How about sometime we explore this fantasy and write our own ending together?!

I wait for your reply.



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186,772 I had an odd incident recently. I have a neighbor from hell. He's old, 87. For the last 15 years since I've lived here, he has harassed me. He thinks nothing of coming into my yard and yelling at me, even in front of my children. He scares them. He's one very angry jackass.

What are his gripes? Everything. For example, he complains he can see my house lights on at night. He doesn't like seeing the light coming through the trees into his yard. It offends him that he isn't totally isolated. Our houses are probably 200 yards apart and surrounded by woods. That's not good enough for him. He likes to pretend he owns everything for miles around.  Like what does he want me to do, sit in the dark every evening? His whining is absurd.

Anyway, the other evening at dinner time, I was in my yard. I heard a faint whining sound. I couldn't tell if it was human or maybe a coyote. It was barely audible. I could have ignored it. But I didn't. I walked around a bit into my woods to try to see where it was coming from. The closer I got to his house, the better I could hear it. I realized it was saying "help" over and over.

I started running to the voice. It was clearly in my nasty neighbor's yard. I found him laying on the ground next to his car. He had fallen and couldn't get up.

I very calmly spoke to him and assessed the situation. I made sure no bones were broken. I asked him questions to gauge his mental state. I carefully maneuvered him into a sitting position. I had him stay like that for another minute to see if he could support himself. I got him to his feet and brought him inside. I sat him down on his couch. Gave him water. Called his sister who lives nearby. I suggested we take him to the hospital, or at least call the ambulance so they could do a more thorough check of his well being.

I realize in hindsight that I could have done nothing. I could have ignored his cries for help. He's a menacing unpleasant man. His sister even told me she can't stand him. I could have done nothing and he'd probably be dead now. He's so isolated, no one else would have found him for weeks.

Every evening since then I pull up his driveway to see if his lights are on. Then I pull up again late at night to make sure the lights are off. That's how I know he is still alive and functioning.    

An interesting self-reflective moment. He is unkind to me. Yet I help him. Even after all the trouble he has caused. It occurred to me after the fact that maybe it was a test from God. I hope I passed.



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186,771 I hope you're doing well, my friend. I wish you much love and happiness.



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186,770 Why did she block me again?  A power move or other game playing?  Was I being too nice or too mean to HIM?

They can be The Joker & Harley Quinn together for all I fucking care, since they have so much crazy going on.



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186,769 I am in love.

I should feel guilty, but I don't because he is amazing and so impossible to avoid loving that I can't help myself.



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186,768 I wish I wasn't a mom



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186,767 Broken, replacable. Unnecessary, inconvenient. Too much, not enough. Backed off, unnoticed, cold, silent. Crumbling apart on the inside..



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186,766 I wonder how much of my lifetime I will spend stifling the urge to cry. I'm choking on sadness and all I can do is drag myself through my time and responsibilities.. I hope it gets better..



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186,765 It seems all of my favorite porn sites are incest sites! I just LOVE, for instance, seeing brothers and sisters having sex. (I was blessed enough to experience this myself, a handful of times, with my own big sister!) Seeing (adult) daughters screwing their daddies drives me WILD, but THE MOST BEAUTIFUL thing ever, is watching a young man make sweet, passionate love to the woman who loves him like no other woman on Earth possibly can; his own mother! I see videos of young fellas relentlessly thrusting into that sweet, adoring vagina, until they ERUPT violently, blissfully pumping what must be GALLONS of hot, sticky sperm into that most gracious lady, while she, for her part, basks in the radiant glory of being impregnated by her own worshipful son!
If I wrote the rule book, EVERY man on Earth would keep his exalted mother constantly pregnant, from the moment he is first able to ejaculate!
That truly is the most wonderful, natural and supremely joyous human experience there is!!!!



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186,764 I would give anything to bend you over my knee and spank you.  Kills me that someone else is doing that to you



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186,763 My secret: I've been living with it for about 30 years. I was in the Army for almost 2 years...not quite, but almost. You don't get VA benefits unless you cross that 2 year threshold. So I got out of the Army for being overweight. (She thinks I served my whole time!) I have fought it for all my life. So my wife thinks that all I have to do is get my DD214 and we'll qualify for a home loan and some other stuff. But as I said I won't qualify for anything. I'm in the best shape of my life through lifting and riding bikes and eating decent stuff...I wish I could have a do-over...My wife thinks it takes a long time to get your DD214, being the government and all, but it's really easy and pretty quick...I don't know what to tell her when it never comes!



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186,762 Yes, it feels like it's been a lifetime when it comes to my friend, too. I still have vivid dreams of him. In my dream he was sitting very close beside me at a table and helping me with my work. He was impressed, and that made me feel proud. It was a nice dream.



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186,761 Comey did not say that Trump didn't collude with Russia. He said he didn't want to answer that question in an open forum. Comey did not say he didn't know if Trump was trying to obstruct justice. He said that was for Meuller to determine. I don't recall Comey's comments about Loretta Lynch, but my assumption is that he did not say that she tried to influence the investigation of Hillary.

We should not move on until the lying, corrupt, traitor is removed from the White House.



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186,760 And there you have it.  Comey said Trump didn't collude with Russia, he said he didn't know if Trump was trying to obstruct justice, and he also said that the DOJ Loretta Lynch tried to influence the investigation of Hillary Clinton, especially as seen on that Phoenix tarmac.

Now can we all just shut up with the conspiracy theories as to why Hillary Clinton lost the election and move on with our lives?



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186,759 I know of a situation where the student body at a high school voted on the class president. I don't want to get myself in trouble, so I say as much that the state started with the letter N. The election was on a Wednesday. The ballots were counted in secret by the administration and  results were to be announced on the Thursday. But they weren't. The administrators didn't like the mother of the student who fair and square won the election. There was internal debate and strife. On Friday morning the results were finally announced. The winner was the second place student with a mother the administration did like. You think this petty shit doesn't go on in schools? You're wrong.



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186,758 Anxiety is one shifty, annoying motherfucker. My head keeps finding new ways to push my old fears in my face. "What if you're not good enough?" "What if it's too late?" "What if you fucked it up, because, you're you?"

Shut the fuck uuuuuuuuuuup! Let me live and be happy, dang



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186,757 I'm pansexual, and I've dated 2 cis men and 1 trans man. I dated the trans man pre-transition, so at the time I called myself a lesbian. Or bisexual, because I was dating a "woman," but I still wanted hetero sex.

My sexuality has always confused me, because I feel like I'd be open to some things, but I never know for sure until it comes along. Could I be attracted to a trans man post-transition? I guess. I think my ex is attractive, but that might be because it's my ex.

So I decided to stop trying to differentiate and say I'm pan. Most of the time, until Pride season comes around, I don't really worry about it. Girls make me nervous though



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186,756 You're fucking dead to me 🖕🏻



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186,755 I cry once a day as I have since February. I miss my dog so much. I've never felt such a nagging absence. Despite some of the terrible things that have happened to me in the past, losing her stands out as one of my most painful moments.



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186,754 I thought maybe my friend wrote the secret about wanting to see my face at the door. Couldn't be. Seems like a lifetime ago. I'm not sure she even reads these pages anymore. The secret did make me smile however, even though I'm sure it wasn't meant for me.



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186,753 It would be so fine to see your face at my door, my friend. I miss you...still.



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186,752 We came to Mexico to try and get a piece of our past back and it failed miserably.   Everyday I am with her I want to die.   I hate her.



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186,751 Sometimes dick size doesn't matter at all to me.  Sometimes what gets me off more than sex through penetration is how all up in there a man is willing to be.  

Does he want me to sit on his face?  Does he want to go down?  Is he enthusiastic about it?  Is he hard while he's down there?   Is he vocal while he's down there?  Talking dirty?  Is he playing with my nipples?  

Here's where I really get into a man, when I sign my soul over to him.  Is he good with his fingers in there?  Does he lick them when I cum?  Does he go back to make me cum more...  Does he bring toys to the table and not feel "threatened" or "emasculated" by them?

When I find a man that is all up and into my vagina, who pushes me to have as many orgasms as I can, he's a keeper.  Sure a nice penis is a good thing, but it doesn't make or break the deal.  There are more ways than one to please a woman.  A smart, experienced man knows this.  

So many roads that can lead to the big "O."  It's all part of the fun.

A partner who gets you there and keeps you there, that's where it's at.  Dick size is just the details.  It's like bra cup size.  You going to throw me back just because I'm a B cup?  If you are then I'm better off not knowing ya anyway.  

People who mind don't matter, and people who matter don't mind.



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186,750 An 8" dick isn't all its cracked up to be.  Women never seem to enjoy it.  They just squint their eyes and wait for it to be over.



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186,749 You are so right girl. Size does matter, who wants some big dick poking their cervix. That shit hurts. I like 5 inches or so. Just enough to feel the stretch.



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186,748 This is the one rare time where yes, I became your friend in hopes that we could be FWB. Call me what you want, I'm sorry, but I won't be happy until I get to play with your titties.



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186,747 I cant no more with this situation me and husband cant have no time. Mind you his with his son all day while im at work and the minute i get home and my husband comes to even say hi to me , his son is right behind him like a tail . I mean for evreything we cant even have an adult conversation because his son is just there and even though he tells him let me talk to my wife for a minute he leaves for like literally 10 seconds and comes back my husband has to tell him a million times to hold on a minute his having an adult conversation. I just cant deal with the disrespect and the constant him being on him like a baby its so annoying. He doesn't respect nobody . I just want my husband to understand and he doesnt .



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186,746 And now I won't get to talk to you all weekend just when I need you the most  :-(



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186,744 I LOVE TO CUM! even if it's just masturbating! I love to cum cum cum .



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186,743 I'm the biggest fool, I'm married and met a single guy and had a passionate 6 month affair.  We fell in love and he dumped me when I wouldn't leave my husband.  After a week of heart break I reconnected and arranged a weekend sex fest as I decided I was ready to leave hubby. We literally did everything sexually you can do with another person, stuff I had never even knew was possible or I imagined.  Two days after I got home, I sent him an email, no address found?  I called his phone, number no longer working?  I call the hotel we were just as to find his contact info, the name he had given me wasn't on the register, the name for our room was joe smith.
He got what he wanted and took off after.



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186,742 52 divorced semi retired male who owns a very beautiful small house, drives a very nice car and has his retirement fund fully funded.  Its amazing how many women I have dated over the past two that can't accept me for what I am and that I'm not motivated to work 100 hour weeks anymore, the chase of more money just is old.  I want to take long walks, go to the beach and lake, take the long way to go places and simply enjoy life.  Most of them say they can't be with someone as unmotivated as I am...when if they sat back and realized that I could provide them with a much better lifestyle than most men.  they want the big house and fancy job title instead.

crazy



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186,741 I'm playing the long con...I met a married woman on Craigslist....I'm nice, I act like I care...It's taken a long time...and a lot of patience....She has sent me pictures and has videochatted with me..she's hot with a nice petite trim body..we've had phone sex...she's sent nude pictures....now she's saying she wants to meet and have sex in her office at work so her husband wont find out. She's even video chatted with me while walking around the inside and outside of her company. She's told me several of the very nasty and kinky things she wants me to do to her. Little does she know...after a few times having sex, I'll delete the email addresses she has, trash the pay by month phone I bought..then just let her go...I'll use her for what I want and move on with no regrets. This is gonna be fun!



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186,740 "You just made it seem like your personal issues were more important than paying rent."

Ouch. She's not wrong though



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186,739 Death row and life in prison. I think is a waste of resources I mean what's the point? Stop wasting. Makes no sense to me.



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186,738 For the first time in my life, I sat and watched the NCAA Womens softball World Series. I'm thinking whatever, just a bunch of girls playing catch. WOW was I wrong, these ladies are true athletes. I am extremely impressed with all the teams that played and congrats to the Oklahoma Sooners on your World Series win. I am so into it now, I am looking into my state University team.



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186,737 There are good people in the world. They just aren't as prominent as the bad ones, so you hear and see less of them. But they are there. Sometimes it's easy to forget that.



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186,736 we have been fucked over by our govt for decades that led to the infrastructure deteriorating...we got a guy who isnt a politician that was elected by the people who want America first. what exactly is the problem for wanting things at home to change first before we start opening our wallet to deadbeat countries. Im not saying trump is the best but he has the appearance that he does care for the american people and country first...i dont recall him ever saying we wont help out the other countries anymore....hes setting priorties just like every other world leader...the american people have had enough lies from previous admins...and until trump shows he is fucking over his own country (WITH PROOF, NOT JUST ACCUSATIONS FROM ANYONOMOUS SOURCES BEING READ OFF BY THE MSM) the people that voted and WON the election will back him.
call us what you want, but dont come begging for help when the shit hits the fan when a natural disaster happens...because in times like that the majority of americans are a good group just like the majority of every other countries people....All govts have been screwing over their own people forever...



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186,735 186731 - I had the same situation occur with me. I stayed in the job that I loved, and as things progressed, the money became a second thought. If you like your job, and like DOING your job, then the work will show and the money will come.... good luck in your quest.... you will make the correct decision when the time comes.



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186,734 If one was to entertain certain thoughts towards someone who wasn't their boyfriend how bad could those thoughts get??  ;-)



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186,733 I am praying for your husband to come home soon.  Your secret touched my heart. He will be okay. I hope you can get some peaceful rest tonight knowing that.



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186,732 My husband is in the hospital tonight but I had to come home to put the kids on the bus in the morning. I'm lying here alone and I miss him next to me. 😔



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186,731 I have a choice to go after a job that will pay an extra 40gs a year or just stay put and travel within the US and Europe with my currrent job and still do what I want to do.... I would be closer to my goal of retiring earlier and making up for lost time. One must ponder these thoughts..



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186,730 #721... he should get DNA tests for kids. he should also get screened for STDs. plus he needs to leave her and get physical custody of the children. she's a deceiver, a liar and a cheater... those spots don't change...



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186,729 Older women with long gray hair is a very bad look.



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186,728 Oh, size matters alright. Anything more than six inches is uncomfortable for me, and eight would be downright painful. Don't supersize it for me, I'll have the small, thank you.



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186,727 718 - one night when I was 21, I'd just settled down to watch my favorite show.  A few minutes into it, the phone rang.  I figured it was just a friend so I let the answering machine pick up.  Nothing would distract me from my show.

An hour later when I went to check my messages, I was stunned.  It wasn't a friend; it was my stepmom calling to say that my father had been found dead.  I called back - no answer.  I called my mom - no answer.  I called my friends, aunts and uncles, cousins, coworkers repeatedly.  No answer no answer no answer.  Of course not, it was after 11pm on a Sunday and everyone was in bed, preparing for the week.  I had to sit there alone in my apartment, crying until the next morning when I could talk to someone.

I always answer the phone now.



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186,726 I'm really objectively ugly and I have to accept that.



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186,725 sometimes, all i need is the air that i breathe and to love you.



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186,724 718, that's nothing to be ashamed about.  That was just really bad timing.  Nothing you did was wrong.



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186,723 Dear S,

How can I explain it.  When we first met we were so young.  I still remember the feeling you gave me, so warm, so understood.  Then we tried to date and it ended so badly.  We were so young.  We hurt each other so badly that we had to let go.  Years passed.  We both moved on. Then we reconnected.  More years pass.  We kept in touch.  I am so grateful for the friendship we have now.  

I've learned that true love never dies.  It just changes, evolves into a form of love that is acceptable.  You still make me feel the way I felt when we first met, a feeling so palpable and visceral.  I wish it weren't so.  Because I am so deathly afraid I would never find someone who makes me feel the way you do.

Lily



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186,722 Exactly. What people do is more worthy of credence than what they say.



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186,721 my best friend just found out his wife is cheating on him, he called me at work and asked if we could talk.  We met at a bar....seems his wife has been fucking around on him for the past 4 years ago, first time was some random guy from craigslist, he actually caught her when she came home from meeting him when he stopped by for lunch, she was so red faced she told him.  A few months go by and she is on Ashely madison.  She gets busted when she leaves the hotel room card in her jeans and it comes out when he is doing laundry.  They reconcile a bit, realize things are never going to be lovey dovey between them.  They talk divorce, open marriage etc...while she is talking saving the marriage with him, she meets a guy from the next state and falls in love with this guy, however he dumps her when she won't leave her husband.  Within two weeks she decides to explore her submissive side and meets a local dom and starts to explore.  She tried to pass him off as a platonic friend but when she showed him the emails between them, while they hadn't had sex in the three weeks together, they were plenty intimate.  I sat there stunned, pta mom type...I said are you sure about the dom thing?  yes, according to her the first spanking session which was supposed to be just over the clothing ended up hand on naked ass with her masterbating in front of him after she was so turned on.

Poor guy, trying to keep the family together so his kids will grow up with a mom and dad in a comfortable lifestyle and not have to do the two house thing...meanwhile she is dropping her undies for pretty much anyone.  Two guys in three weeks, neither who is your husband...yikes.  She claims she knew them both well enough.  How the hell to you get to know someone in two weeks when you have a full time job, three kids and a husband to work around?

Now he is faced with how much to tell his kids, on one hand he wants to expose her, on the other he knows this will ruin any chance of her having a normal relationship down the road with them.



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186,720 Women who tell you cock size doesn't matter are full if it.

I am lucky that I have a rather large cock (a shave under 8" and girthy) and I am pretty good at using it. I can be multi orgasmic (cumming 2-3 times in a session easily) if I have not had sex in a few days.

A few years ago I dated this woman for about a year until it ended.  She told me early on before we had sex that she had trouble reaching orgasm from penetration.  Well -- the first time I fucked her she came super hard.  After that she was my own personal cock hound.  She literally wanted sex all the time even though she had said that she was not that into frequent sex.  Though we had little in common, the cock kept her coming back and I didn't stop her as she was rather hot looking. I mean she always wanted to fuck.

A few months after it ended, a few of her friends came sniffing around.  They were pretty hot too. One of them flat out told me that my ex had told a few of her gf's about my penis - its size and stamina.  Before I knew it I was plowing 4 of my ex's single girlfriends.  My ex even came around a few times for an "old times" lay.  

I'm not htat rich and though I keep in shape, Im of just average looks.  But the big cock... they just cant keep away!



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186,719 After thinking about it, a theme in my life would be neglect.

-When I was a kid (4-7), my Dad would sometimes forget to feed us. It was a weird balance because he hated being bothered about cooking, and he also got annoyed when we didn't remind him and he only made food for himself. He taught us how to cook when we were 12 so that he wouldn't have to worry anymore.

-When mom died (I was 7), Dad decided not to hinder us as children anymore. He wanted us to have a free childhood, so he let us do whatever we wanted, within certain guidelines (mostly guidelines that didn't get us killed or kidnapped). This was great, but it also meant that when we needed guidance, there was none.

-When I hit puberty (12-17), he straight up told me I'd have to figure it out myself. So I learned everything about womanhood from people outside my family.

-When I turned 18, we got evicted from our house because he hadn't paid rent for 5 months. Hooray adulthood! This was a big one, because even though my family was concerned enough to ask me what I was doing, they ultimately told me that if I was going to survive in the world I'd have to forget everything I'd learned and change, and that I'd have to do it myself. If not, they implied, I'd die in the street and no one would ever know.

-When I brought Dad my first college acceptance letter (age 17), he *literally* laughed in my face and said "I can't pay for this!"

-Sometimes I forget to eat for a couple days in a row. So now I'm doing it to myself.

I don't know, just a pattern I noticed.



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186,718 I was jerking off the other day and my sister called me.  I didn't answer obviously.  When I called her back a few minutes later, she told me that my mother had just died.

When she had called me, my mother was alive but dying and she called to tell me to rush over.  I was jerking off while my mom was dying.



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186,717 Dried white crust is normal vaginal secretions. Cum dries clear.

36f



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186,716 You lied about not being able to pay rent.
You lied about everything really.
To top it off, you talked shit about me behind my back.

You're a parasite, and you'll be treated as such.



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186,715 See, you want to invite me over for a family dinner, but part of me hates you both. You can joke snidely about how you "raised" me, since our father couldn't spare a single fuck to give about his kids. And you were no better, making me change in a 2x1.5ft triangle between the bed post, the wall, and the door of our room. Fuck you for that.

I've been treated so pathetically in the past, it makes me sick. You both claim to love me, and told me to stand up for myself and demand better, when you both treated me worse than anyone. Fuck your family dinner. Y'all can eat alone with that bullshit



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186,714 Once when I was 19, I was at my apartment boyfriend came to visit me. I didn't have a job at the time (worked labor hours for the landlord to pay rent), so he could only see me after work when he got the chance. This one time when he came to see me he just stopped by, fucked me for 7 minutes until HE came, and then told me he had to leave, because he'd rather sleep in his own bed than cuddle.

Granted, my bed was a twin, so I understood that he wouldn't have gotten a good night's sleep, but it pissed me off that he only drove to see me so he could get off and go home, like I was some cheap whore stationed conveniently close by.

So after trying and failing to convince him to stay, I started rubbing his cock through his pants and kissing his neck to get him hard. He grabbed my hips and muttered something about going again, but in a sing-song voice I said "No, you have to go home and get up early for work, remember," smiling with his cock in my hand.

He caught on to what I was doing, but he couldn't do anything. He tried to push me away but I just turned around and started slowly grinding my ass on his dick, making sure to get it between my cheeks. Then I bent over and assumed the position for penetration, and he went crazy trying to push me back into my room for more sex. So I kissed him deeply, and then said "Get out of my house," in a serious tone.

He had an erection all the way home ^_^



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186,713 My wife's underwear from the other day has a ton of dried white crust in them/ She came back home very late/ It wasn't a big deal to me/ I assumed she was out with friends/ Now I see her underwear in the laundry basket and I'm like what the hell/ It's like a ton of crust/ Like the entire crotch of the underwear was soaked in something white/



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186,712 It is sad that it's our last day :-(

Hopefully, it'll be more than enjoyable though :-)

We'll certainly see what the future holds.



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186,711 Lately I've been thinking that when I turn 50, I should cash in my chips ... kill myself.  What else is there, at this point, anyway?



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186,710 The Samer theory.  This was proposed on a radio show in the Twin Cites by a caller who was in the army with a guy named Samer.

Samer (pronounced same + er) worked on the big microwave dishes and he said that people will get more crazy with more microwaves in the air.  I think he was right.

Everyone these days seems to be nuts.  It is the Samer Theory.  Everyone's brains are cooking and people are nuts.



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186,709 This is really dumb. One day when I was in 10th grade english class, I made some nerdy comment about how I liked a book. Kurt was sitting behind me and as a gesture of aw, go on, get out, he gave me a friendly shove on the back. It was unexpected, and it cause me to fart. The entire class was looking at me at the time and heard it.  Even the teacher laughed. I was mortified. It's so dumb but it still haunts me to this day. How crazy. It's 35 years later and I still think about it.



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186,708 Last day tomorrow :-(

But this week has certainly been one of the most entertaining ones!!! lol

We'll see what happens in the future ;-)



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186,707 If I could go back in time 20 years and give myself advice about the future, I would warn myself about the student loans.



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186,706 It's sad to note this, but I think it's worth mentioning.

Studies show that just before a person dies a signal is sent from the brain to the heart which is essentially a self-destruct sequence.  Studies indicate that the heart is irreparably damaged near the time of death by a sudden flood of bio-chemicals.

It's a gift to you for putting up with life's bullshit.



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186,705 Ben.. you are such a sexy beast.  I want to find out what makes you quiver.  

Please... come to me.

Don't be afraid.



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186,704 Okay, so I'm catching the end of a very depressing Yankee / Red Sox game tonight.  (I'm a Yankees fan living in the land of Sox fans).  Anyway, what is with their pitcher who closed out the game on the Red Sox?  What's his crouching tiger hidden dragon angle?  What's with that pose he holds before each pitch???  Is he a praying mantis?  Is he in a Michael Jackson video?

How do the batters not bust a gut looking at this guy do the scarecrow every time he throws the ball?

Dude, some pitchers do some bizarre shit.  It's not just about throwing the ball anymore... the set up before the actual throw happens... that's where the freak lives.  

Like how did that kid grow up playing ball, become a pitcher and just decide, hey you know what?  I'm going to lean over and hold both of my arms at exact 90 degree angles for awhile.  When that gets old I'm going to throw the damn ball.  Sound like a plan?  Sweet!  

Like... how did that come to be?  How can the batters focus at all?  Be straight faced?  C'mon that guy looks ridiculous...

Listen, it'll be a cold day in hell before I can ever throw a ball 122 mph.  So props to you weird pitcher.  But how strange and peculiar.

36/f  who prefers to watch tennis, sport of the grunters.



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186,703 I just wanted to love you :(



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186,702 I hate having to discipline my little boys.  I hate it more than anything in this world.  A piece of me dies when I see them cry because I put my foot down.



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186,701 My dad is eating some ice cream, and I giggled.  It was because I know he eats it when my mom isn't walking through, like he hides it from her, playfully.  Probably because he's trying to lose weight.  So then he says "I can do this.  You can't.  Because I work out."  HUH??  I didn't say anything.  Where did that come from?  I am thinner than I was a few years ago, and don't have weight problems, I'm curvy, hips and ass, not fat.  I watch myself, believe me.  He never said anything to me when I was thicker, but now that I'm thinner, he does, probably because he's on the defensive because I "caught" him eating ice cream.  I don't like that shit.  I totally understand now why women eat when a man tells them not to "for their own good", the woman wants to spite them.  But I won't do that.  But wtf?  He doesn't know when or if i work out, and it's more about watching what you eat.  People are under misconceptions that they can eat more because they exercise, not totally true.  When my mom was young she was heavy, she isn't anymore, and he used to be mean and say fucked up shit to her.  It's like he's retired and he says stupid shit sometimes now and it pisses me off.



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186,700 Many years ago I died.  My husband choked me and I died.  It was a sex thing and he didn't mean to kill me. The thing is I went somewhere.  Not like heaven or hell.  I think I went to another planet or a moon.  Someplace much, much, smaller than earth.  It was covered in sand and the sky was somehow different.  There were people there, I felt they were the wisdom of the ages, sitting in a circle.  I approached them and one said she doesn't belong here.  And a kindly man said it's okay let her sit with us for a while.  And I was happy and joined the circle.  I was at peace and felt at home and it seemed like I was there a very long time when abruptly someone said "you've got to go now" and I was confused and thought why? I didn't do anything wrong and suddenly I was back in my own body. And I just wanted to go back to that planet.  It wrenched me to leave it. My husband was freaking out because I had died and he couldn't get me to breathe. I was dead a couple of minutes. He said he slapped me hard and that started my breathing again.  It scared him a lot and he never choked me again. For many years I just wanted to go back there. It felt like I was apart of something wondrous. I still kinda miss it and wonder if I'll go back if I die. If others go there. Has this every happened to anyone else? Does anyone else know about that place?

Oh, and when he choked me his face would change and his voice would completely change.  He looked and sounded like a demon.  He was generally a very sweet and kind guy.



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