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187,499 Why is everyone acting like this is a naive little kid????  This old ass man is in his 40s and has an ivy league education (can you say that?).  Surely he knows the things I learned in grade school about government.  Surely!!!



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187,498 Come back...



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187,497 Granddaughter of the old racist man here...struggling even more with being in my parents' house seeing all this. I want to take my mom away from all of this. He doesn't deserve to be taken care of by her in his old age. All he's ever done is mistreat and and abuse the women in his life. I got more shit talked about my appearance today. I told her that if he said anything else about either me or her in my presence that I would freak the fuck out on him. I meant it. I almost want him to. It would feel so good to see the look on his face when he realized a woman is stepping to him and that he's not going to do a damn thing back to me out of fear of pissing off my dad, the only person in my family has any respect for.

I don't know how to deal with anger like this. I've always heard to be angry and then make peace with it. How do I ever make peace with something like this...



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187,496 Your "autism spectrum" is bullshit. It's a moneymaker for the medical world. Rain Man comes out and then "autism" isn't such a funny unknown thing anymore. So put it out there, this movie is amazing, wins an oscar. Then everyone seems to have autism after all of this. I know someone who listened and did everything doctors told her. Instead of being a parent, her kids were medicated so she could deal with them. Decades of zombie kids. Now they have all this fake shit when they really are spoiled rotten, have no manners, discipline, or motivation to be productive adults. and they fake every little illness in the book for attention. This person brought her child into my house. This kid was disrespectful, rude, and started texting her father how much she hated my house. Guess what? She's like that because she's "special needs". This is a young adult!!! Now granted, yes- true brain functioning issues exist- but these stupid dx are too much now and are arising from the amount of vaccines kids get these days. 76 shots by age 4 vs. 8 in the Rain Man days. Think about it. Let's stop treating the CDC like the medical Vatican and see it for what it really is. A moneymaking corporate machine that has been sacrificing children.



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187,495 Some days - I just don't believe anymore  - in anything.



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187,494 the last post was a better version of my own post for sure...*"i am honourable” …lol.. “like fatha” I want to say that mindfulness which I am working on and relates.. has less to do with declaring yourself mindful honourable.. right now this came to me while gratefully enjoying focus on a chore to help out. there's a difference between success and honour and mindfulness. Honour people with your ability to see their truth and see past fathas love of believing that honour has to do with wanting to see your children jump thru hoops or BE LIKE YOU. Fatha indeed does have an attitude of looking down his nose at people and there are valid reasons for that but I'll put my point at the beginning too. any state of being worth having takes checking yourself and maintaining that state… love means that u listen as in open your mind look for reasons something is right not wrong.. I apologize that now my honesty is questioned because I have tried to share some very unusual real things. In the end I know myself. I sold myself and got an interview for 20hr job (got the offer for interview aftee starting at 13hr in a kitchen) with only scoff at or ignoring from the both of u. still consider your smiles and gestures and advice as perfectly truthful and were such a light in my life. Fatha called himself on his part in things in ways to me and I totally respect him. However I don't want respect from someone who tells me it's earned when the respect I give should be enough to have a conversation and be shared with… that is not respect to me. People who don't respect u don't deserve yours. Trust yourself and see how much he is addicted to feeling like “fatha” telling u right from wrong no person knows better than everyone else I am also working on humility and in 3 days after watching a video on it it didn't even give a technique but I felt my heart energy returning… I bet if I didn't have hope to express in my relationship or jobs there wouldn't even be enough fodder for thought or my perception there even is… if I were actually disabled like the person I am hopefully hired to care for very soon I would still have proven honourable hard work thru my art which is much more unpleasantly difficult of a focus than wiping this person up or talking to them showing them love and helping them express themselves in the spare time from routine and activities already in place. I knew I was qualified and plz knock on wood for me!!! You both have a patience and ethic I would love to see in myself and I thought it would take extreme effort but all it takes is hope even if someone out there has nothing believe what u know about yourself transfer your worth and desire to be valued into the awareness that those friends that relationship exists .project your intentions toward the real ones u WILL find if u can notice them and not overlook them from idealizing too too much…  


yet there might still be something helpful in there for someone...

yes people can change and u know why? FREE WILL EXISTS : support of this fact comes from science proving feeling/thought projects reality onto itself. we exist separate from our realities not created by our realities our dna itself can change itself or rather we change it by how we perceive ourselves.. Nothing itself is a feeling which dreamed the universe up to not be alone.. we all share the DNA of that idea.. live with a feeling that u are a victim of reality or that u interact with reality in a series of choices not so much that u can just leave a rut with the snap of a finger but that u can use what u have and shift your focuses and intentions in order to STEER the carving waterfall streams not redraw them



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187,493 Seems to me, if you're committed to a relationship, you'll change in whatever ways are necessary for your relationship to thrive. You'll do and become what is required to make it work. If you're committed to your craft, you'll change in order to do work at the level of your desire. You won't point to your limitations with a victim mentality. You'll change your limitations so they stop stopping you.



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187,492 If I never met you, or saw your face, this world would be a colder place.



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187,491 The only way to get hot water in my house is to turn on the heat. Here it is middle of summer and I've got the heat on. I hate living here. I need to move back to civilization.



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187,490 I'm going to start secretly recording my wife yelling at our children. It will be useful in what's to come.



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187,489 I don't understand it.  Clinton talking with Ukrainians and getting millions from Saudis is fine, but Trump talking to Russians is bad?  

This is why the Democrats keep losing elections.  They can't keep their stories straight.



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187,488 I matched with a famous person on a dating site.  At first I thought it was a catfish, but confirmed they were the real deal.  We continued chatting on Instagram and I could not believe he was still talking to me!  He was very responsive and engaged.  I kept laughing with my friends about it, that I was not going to get my hopes up.  That it was silly.  I did not care that he was famous.  At first I was impressed by how he became famous, but it was how kind he seemed.  We even opened up to one another about insecurities.  I even tried stopping communicating with him because I was scared.   As you can imagine something started to happen with me, I was becoming smitten.  He is so very handsome, smart and intelligent.  I don't think he has money and I don't care. Although, one night I woke up in the middle of the night and realized he had not asked me anything about my life. It was just me basically "interviewing" him.  I started to feel really dumb.  Then i realized he had not liked any of my photos.  I started watching him like many women's photos, everyday lots of them.   That's when I knew...I was only a "fan" to him.



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187,487 Donald Trump Jr. didn't collude with a foreign government to undermine the US of A. He met with a private Russian lawyer. She doesn't work for the Russian government. She works for a real estate company. He was possibly getting info on Hillary. Hillary doesn't work for the US government.

So what we have is one non-government Russian person giving info on one non-government US person, and you think that is treason?

I was at a Russian restaurant here in Brooklyn. My Russian waitress told me the owner of the shoe repair store across the street rips people off. It was one Russian person telling me dirt on one US person. Is that treason? Should I call the FBI?



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187,486 Our brother isn't some innocent thing pure yes naive no like the shit attitude of wanting to see all as beneath your wisdom which I must have gotten from my dad but I will destroy that in myself.. my dad doesn't know me or us.. if he wanted to he'd look down below and wipe his shit off his little window he's standing on maybe.. about me . No one I know would believe in my experiences.. save a person I briefly met and maybe another comparably odd person I knew but am glad I'm not around.. I wish I was believed in and this lead from being annoyed by a post to just eff u dad. And then the fact that I need people to talk to new family who aren't just walls..



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187,485 My grandfather was a piece of shit too. Hated kids. My parents would make us go see him every Sunday. I would dread it. All of us just blankly watching whatever was on TV, my brother, sister, and I not allowed to speak. He was an indoor chain smoker, but we were all supposed to just endure it. Once I coughed and he blew a smokey plume right in my face. Maybe I was 6 then. I was 11 when he died. I remember the relief. We wouldn't have to go back there. As I grew up and became an adult, I learned more about him; all the abusive things he did to his own wife and children.

I was at the cemetery he is buried once, for the funeral. It was 1992. When my parents and aunts weren't looking, I spit on his grave.

Fuck you, Charlie. I hope you're writhing in hell.



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187,484 What is so hard to understand that colluding with a foreign government to undermine our democracy is a crime and is treason?



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187,483 Some people really need opiates. When my parents had cancer it made the pain bearable. Its a shame they can't make the drugs abuse or tamper proof.



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187,482 476, when I was younger and uninformed, I had the biggest crush on JFK, Jr.  My family told me that if I ever brought a Kennedy home, they would disown me.  Our ancestors were Irish immigrants who suffered while the Kennedys prospered, and they hate them for that.  As the years have gone by and I've seen the family beset by tragedy after tragedy, I can only come to the conclusion that the devil is collecting his dues.



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187,481 I think if I were pretty my life would of been a whole lot easier. I see pretty people have it way better than me. Oh I'm sure they have problems too. But I see they have an easier go.
Curious how that works.



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187,480 I never tried to gloat or say haha u cant talk to me.. I know ud be impersonated too or just like...whatever everything is stupid in some way.. ur boring and probably have no experience with the unusual like people who tell me I'm playing games or need meds.. I am the damn same as I ever was off of them now that my brain has adapted and tried to be its natural cycles again which one can only learn to focus on addressing their character flaws all I need to do is listen again to my person and be grateful to silently pay attention to my tasks at work and home and be peaceful. and I haven't told one lie that i am aware of or haven't realized and come clean about only childhood white lies and maybe other white lies which are not lies i am not calling something that is black white just found out my only facebook speaks of something totally stupid and unreal of  years ago I didn't even remember it how embarrassing no wonder she thinks something is up...well maybe no one can contact me because i see people use my email to sign up for things i see emails go missing what can i count on i don't know... i was asked to have an interview no call back tho or email don't assume



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187,479 passive aggressive people who cant confront an issue need to fix their own issues like anyone and we all have mental issues involving different levels of the same components...



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187,478 There's a void here too that always asks "what if?".... We could have changed our lives that night.... ;)



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187,477 Sometimes in the middle of the night I hear children's voices. It's not clear enough to make out what they're saying. It kind of sounds like they might be coming from outside, but why would children be playing outside in the middle of the night? My husband has heard them too so I know I'm not going crazy.



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187,476 I posted an ad on CL once just asking for women to send me their boob shots, just to make a guy happy.  I got one reply, but the boob picture was amazing.  She has a great sit of tits, big areolas and nice hard nipples.  In the picture you can see the bottom of her hair and a brown freckle between her tits.

I swear it looks like it could be one of my wife's friends.  I have been looking at her facebook pics to see if I can match up the mole/freckle but I cannot.  There are no pictures clear enough.  But my God does this woman have a great set of tits.



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187,475 I have thought for years that the reason the Kennedy family has been dogged by so much tragedy is that old Joe Kennedy made a deal with the devil. In exchange for vast wealth, power, and fame for his family, he sold his soul. Only problem is, the devil never respects a bargain. He gave Joe what he wanted--then took everything else.

I'm not a religious lunatic or political kook. It's just a gut feeling I've always had.



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187,474 there is a giant void where I wish you still dwelled.



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187,473 I have had the Christmas song "The Little Drummer Boy" stuck in my head on and off for about seven and a half months.



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187,472 You honestly think I believe you had only had sex with 2 other people
In the last 5 years?

You a hoe, we both know it. That's why I started dating you. If you knew what you were doing we could have had more fun. A lot more fun, but you want to act innocent and lie.



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187,471 there is still a giant void where you once lived.



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187,470 we scream, hoping for someone to hear us.
those screaming loudest do so silently

i dont have to scream, for my words bounce right off her, requiring no response



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187,469 I wish companies could invent technology that could replace our body parts with machines.  I would like to live forever.

Big tech companies have been pouring millions of dollars into this research, but haven't got it yet.



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187,468 My friend Brooke posted a Facebook status that said, "Leave your name and I'll tell you some stories about us."  I left my name.  Brooke replied and said it wasn't for me, it was for her girlfriends. I made a little joke about being left out, so she posted some things.  She said that she loved the story of me and my wife singing to our kids, and she loved the UPS story.

The UPS story?  That's when Brooke and I were having phone sex.  She was cumming hard when I told her I wanted to suck her titties and cum inside her, and finally I busted my nut all over my hand.  We talked for a few seconds when the doorbell rang.  It was the UPS guy, and I HAD to answer the door immediately or they wouldn't leave the package.  I ran to the door with my hand covered in cum, grabbed the guy's pen, signed, and handed the cum covered pen back to him.

Looks like Brooke gave me a little shoutout from across the marital divide :)



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187,467 Swingers, cheaters, and liars. Most of us. Don't you wish people would just be HONEST!? Living in a world of fakers.



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187,466 Fuck man the guy with the wife whos so fucking disrespectful.

My ? EVERY FUCKING FEMALE I KNOW IS LIKE THIS AND SHE IS LIKE MY FUCKING KRYPTONINE WHY EVEN BOTHET TAKING SOMEONE WHO TALKS LIKE THAT OUT THE HOUSE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? OK SO IM LEAVING A 4 YEAR MARRIAGE ABD HAVENT GOT SHIT FROM THIS MAN LET ALONE BASIC RESPECT.

IF YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE HOUSE AND SPECIal treated me like that I'd fucking cry and be so touched. I'd rock your world. Ok. Like dude that is what true spouses do you treasure and treat them but damn homie that fucks me up. Like men out there with females like that and its a cosmic joke. Fuck.

Im sorry. I suggest running far far away from the bitch sounds miserable.

My secret is i day dream about that kind of attention and appriciation. Instead of getting the its just another day of the year im going to woek and bed fuck off shit i put up with for 4 years



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187,465 My wife is very active in our church. Another woman in the church, who is a good friend of my wife, creates a monthly newsletter about the church. The woman asks my wife to put it up on the church website. Neither my wife nor the woman know how to make that happen, so my wife turns to me to post the newsletter. I tell her that as payment I would like a sexual favor. She obliges. I get a blowjob in exchange for posting the newsletter to the website.

This has been going on for a few years now. A free blow job every month.

Just doing God's work... :)



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187,464 I am the perfect girl who wishes to die everyday. She wispers it to herself, but her screams echo eternally on the inside. I wish I was born a stupid girl, onlivious to the world. Is that our punishment for being too smart and too pretty? This constant internal battle.. I wish I could talk to someone about it. I feel like screaming until I am all out of breath, kicking and punching until all my energy is gone, crying until I am all dried up inside..

But instead I just freeze. I just freeze. Then I recollect myself and smile. I think at a certain point I won't be able to do that anymore.

And the expectations, I'm so done with everything. After I will get my Master's of science I don't think I will feel like I have accomplished something major. I am already stressing out about what job to get, where to live, when to have my first child, what days to workout, how to have a spotless house, always have food prepped, occasionally meet with friends.

Oh and yeah, how and when to kill myself with sleeping pills (it's hard to get them jn my country). But the funny thing is, part of me doesn't want to kill myswlf because I'm worried about the turnup at my funeral. Well here she is, the perfectly pathetic modernday graduate fitgirl you find on instagram. Love you all (numerous emojis so people won't assume anything💕💕💞)



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187,463 The developers of Cards Against Humanity are the stupidest, smuggest pieces of shit ever.  Make a retarded card game, then act smarter than everybody else.



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187,462 My best friend's boy friend saw me naked. I was changing into my swimsuit. He walked in. I covered up, but yeh, he saw me. We both smiled about it at that moment. Funny thing though, I didn't tell my best friend. Neither did he.



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187,461 I'm no one's favorite or special friend. I'm just kind of there. But that's okay. I guess.

Well really, what am I gonna do about it?



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187,460 I like scratching my poison ivy. I dig at it until my skin bleeds. The pain is very satisfying. I didn't know this about myself. I wonder if I might also like pain mixed in with sex.

40 something, married, mom



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187,459 Katrina I blocked you permanently from everything. I don't play games and you need to get your mental issues fixed.



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187,458 Cards Against Humanity is the stupidest fucking card game ever invented



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187,457 The three worst pains I have felt in my life are, a severally herniated disc in my L5-S1, bad gout flare ups, and a broken heart. I still couldn't tell you which is the worst.

At least I know I can heal from the former two.



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187,456 I love you, you and our children are the centers if my world, but there is something I don't really tell you, sometimes you make me feel like I'm lesser than you. We do countless things for your birthday, for Mothers day, and the things you want in general, but when it comes to me you always push it off or just say we don't have the time or money. I ask for a couple things a year, and you may get them as a present for me, but generally not. Hell, i even gave you a general list if item/things we can do together and I guess my ideas aren't good enough either.



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187,455 I think my ISP throttles my internet at night.  Fucking pisses me off.  Net Neutrality needs to fucking stay, and bans any throttling of internet outside of mass piracy.  Sure, ban people from downloading 50 movies at once, but don't throttle my internet because I want to browse websites or watch YouTube.  Fuck you AT&T.  Years ago they used to throttle me when I downloaded Steam games.  A few weeks ago my router somehow disabled my connection for 5 hours.  Tonight my browser lags and lags, even though it was working fine.



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187,454 Sigh. I actually thought you were different, but you're just another two-faced prick who derives satisfaction from the attention of others. /Done



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187,453 My childhood really sucked, and I hope you take this seriously.  I hope nobody from my family reads this.  I was being raised by my mentally ill mother and father.  I tried to type it all out but it was so long, and it hurt to relive the memories.  I had to cut out so much shit.

Twice we tried to live a normal life.  My father had anger and control issues.  He banned us from leaving our home to do anything, including just being in the yard.  We were banned from having any friends, and letting family over when he was gone.  We couldn't have anything except for the TV.  Everything was locked up. He constantly drank, yelled at us, and beat us.  We couldn't function at all, and I never learned how to function as a human being.

I still don't how to just function like a normal human being, and avoid anxiously sitting around all day.



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187,452 I am so sick of the companies that make opiates being allowed to just pay a fine to the government as an apology for all the damage they've done and all the lives they've ruined/ended. I live in Baltimore which has a HUGE heroin problem which becomes especially visible in the summer, and I lived in New York recently where the problem was also very visible in the summer. I hate seeing these poor, sick people nodding off in public and being broke, hungry, sick, and aimless. These companies did not do their research and misrepresented their products, flooded the market with them, and now we're here. Now we're here where many people I know keep dying or having close calls, and the drug companies get to just walk away by paying a fine.

THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE IN JAIL OR FUCKING ROT IN HELL FOR THE MESS THEY MADE.



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187,451 Screw closure.  I just moved on to better places and people.



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187,450 I think the problem is that you're using an ancient, shitty service that failed to transition into the modern era, not millennials.



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187,449 Everyday I wish I could just walk around with a baseball bat and "take care of" so many people.

World would be much better.



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187,448 I hate people more and more each day.



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187,447 You want closure?  Come get it. How does it feel wearing the shoes that you had originally put on me?



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187,446 "Respect is earned " is very true.
Too many people get Common Decency confused with respect.
They are two completely different things."

Fair enough. I stand corrected.

- 187424





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187,445 If you use hotmail from the browser on your iphone, you can't email a photo. There is no button to attach a photo.

Which... sure... that's perfectly fine... why would anyone ever want to send a photo from an iphone... it's not like your iphone is a camera or anything...

(Knowledgeable clever people built our technology world for the last 30 years. Now we have been turning over the reins to the next generation, the millennials. And this is what happens. You can't email a photo. These new brats in control are dumb as dirt.)



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187,444 I wish cell phones didn't exist.
Oh they're super useful and I love my iPhone but I miss the days when you were away from the phone and no one could find you.



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187,443 It's annoying having a friend that's always in some crisis or another. You say you admire me and how strong i am after everything I've been through? Maybe that's because i relied on myself as much as possible. Maybe that's because i stopped throwing my hands in the air and saying i wasn't capable of helping myself. I'm so sick of you leeching off my life and the things I've built for myself. Why don't you try fixing your situation instead of relying on me all the fucking time? And try asking before you decide to benefit from my situation



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187,442 People need to chill tf out with glorifying others who are "not afraid to offend people" with their faith. Those people are praying? Cool. Didn't affect me before and sure as hell doesn't now. You want to practice your religion openly? That's completely 100% your choice. You want my tax dollars going toward your religious agenda? You want to force people of differing cultural and religious backgrounds to conform to your so-called standards? F you.



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187,441 So the email that Don Trump Junior got said  “The Crown Prosecutor of Russia” has some interesting things for you.
Since when has Russia had a “Crown Prosecutor"?  

As I recall the Royalty of Russia were all killed in 1917. I'm guessing the Dems want to skip that inconvenient fact.



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187,440 I think I was exposed to anthrax. Not kidding. I heard it can occur naturally in a garden. I pulled back an old weed blocker mat on the ground and the bottom was covered with white mold. It got in my mouth. Now I feel dreadful. My stomach aches. My lungs feel like they are filled with water. I know it is a long shot, but these things can happen.



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187,439 I am a tenured history professor at a very well known school. I have a PhD in Early American Studies, and I have written numerous articles and three books.

My secret? Everyone has been fawning over him ever since the musical Hamilton! came out, but I really can't stand Alexander Hamilton. I respect what he did for the nascent nation, of course, but he really was a nasty character. He cheated on his wife (and was blackmailed, one of the earliest sex scandals in the country's history), he instigated political fights (including several duels), and he betrayed his so-called "code of honor" more times than I can count. He was brilliant, yes, but he was also a scoundrel. But the truth doesn't make for a good musical, so everyone worships a completely different man.

This is a secret because I would be laughed out of the department if I said any of this to my colleagues. I did see the musical, and I do admire what it has done in terms of getting people interested in history, but it's little more than pop history and should be taken with a grain of salt.



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187,438 I took my wife out for our wedding anniversary:

"I don't want to go to a seafood restaurant. Who eats seafood? No one eats seafood anymore. Why would you take me to a seafood restaurant."

"What do you mean the reservation is at 7ᚷ. No one makes a reservation for 7ᚷ. They make a reservation for 7ᚨ. Maybe 7ᛆ. But not 7ᚷ. I want you to call them and change the reservation because I'm not walking into a restaurant at 7ᚷ."

"Why is the babysitter coming over at 6ᛆ? It takes half an hour to get to the restaurant. We don't need her to come at 6ᛆ. That's too early. Call her and tell her to come at 6ᛕ. I don't want her spending extra time in my house snooping around."

"I really don't want to be here. It smells like fish. How do you know the fish is fresh? All fish these days is contaminated with radiation from China. I'm getting something that doesn't have fish. I'm getting a salad. That's it just a salad for me. Some night out. I get to eat a salad. Whoopee. You ruin everything."

"They didn't give me enough dressing on the salad. Would you look at it. I see very little dressing. Call the waiter over and demand more dressing. How cheap of them."

"Don't leave them a big tip. Only give the a few dollars. My salad wasn't good. And my wine glass wasn't filled all the way. $8 for a glass of wine that wasn't filled all the way. This restaurant is a ripoff. We never should have come here."

Happy anniversary honey.



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187,437 I just made an appointment to have sex with a woman less than half my age. She is beautiful. It's gonna cost me a few bucks but I will have her orally, vaginally and anally until I am satisfied. With women like her available why would I want to get married?



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187,436 That didn't take long.  Turns out the Russian lawyer who Trump, Jr. met with is buddies with Obama's Russian ambassador and has a completely anti-Trump Facebook page.  There are pictures of her with Obama appointees.

Yep, she's likely a Democratic plant trying to give the Trump campaign false Clinton info.  This is shaping up to be another media sham that Trump will win.

Looks like secrets aren't hidden long on the internet.



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187,435 A secret the county never discusses, stores and restaurants DO NOT pay their fair share of taxes. They deal in cash. So much of it goes unreported. It's out of control. I work for a legit company. I pay taxes. But people who own a store or a restaurant, they hide their profits. What's more, the money they don't pay is extra money I have to pay because the government still needs to operate. I'd like a politician to come along and propose we go after store owners. You want lower taxes? This is the way to do it.



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187,434 I'm furious at my friend's mother. He was molested as a kid, and she didn't do anything. Everyone in town knew not to let their kids go to that newsstand, even if the owner was nice and gave kids free candy.  I know she knew, because she accused that newsstand of being what "made" my friend queer.  I don't know or care if you can "make" someone queer like that, but it definitely fucked up his life. If she knew, why didn't she tell her 7-year-old kid to avoid that store?  Why didn't she tell him that the guy wasn't actually being nice?  I always liked her, such a sweet lady, a good solid Midwestern mom, but now I just want smack her.  Too bad it's not possible to hit her hard enough it goes back thirty years to slap some sense into her before she lets her little kid go out alone.



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187,433 187415, we have the pastor at the church, who is basically in the same situation, we don't know how he has so much.  He has basically a brand new house, built from the bottom, two brand new Audis, a daughter, and a hot wife.  He repairs HVAC units, and actually makes less than me, and I don't make much.  I can't afford a house, a daughter, and especially two brand new Audis, I have the same car from 5  years ago.  As I said, he bought his two cars, brand new, within the last two years.  He is also the pastor at the church, but people barely come to service, it's basically his 4 brothers, my mom, my sister, a couple of American people, and I, so, it's basically less than ten people at the service.  You should see the donation plate, it does not even hit $50, I know because I count the money at the end of the service.  So, either the church is giving him a lot of extra money for being the pastor, or he is doing extra "curricular activities."  Maybe he is blessed....



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187,432 I don't get this Donald Jr scandal. So he met up with a Russian lawyer. She had gossip to share. Why is that illegal? He had a conversation with someone. So what. Isn't that what people do. If you rob a bank, that's illegal. If you slander someone, that's illegal. But having a conversation with a Russian lawyer? What's wrong with that? I'd like to think that hundreds of our government employees are having conversations with foreign diplomats everyday. It's what keeps the dialog going and helps clear up any misunderstandings. It makes the world a safer place. So silly then to suggest if Donald Jr has a conversation it's treason. Bah.

I think the media has made such fools of themselves for picking on Trump Sr when there was nothing there. Now they are branching out to pick on Jr. Soon enough they will go back to picking on Baron Trump and then the Trump's dog.

This will continue until CNN goes out of business, which will hopefully be soon.



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187,431 If we really want to get rid of all the PC bullshit in this world, then we have to finally address the momma of all PC BS, the holocaust. It didn't happen. Six million people didn't die in gas chambers. They moved to other places in the world. What happened to them was unfair. Some did die along the way. And that is terrible. But six million in gas chambers? No, that did not happen. We need to start being honest about this and all the PC crud out there.



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187,430 I see a few people occasionally who were terrible human beings to me.  I'll say hi and go on my way.

I don't respect these people one bit. I do not find any value in who they are as people other than they have the right to exist on this planet as much as I do.  I have seen who they are when nobody else is looking, so there is little to nothing I can learn from them in terms of what it means to be a good person.  

They're on their own as far as I'm concerned.  I will not hurt them, but there is no value in me interacting with them.



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187,429 "Respect is earned " is very true.
Too many people get Common Decency confused with respect.
They are two completely different things.



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187,428 Russia Trump- Russia Trump- Russia Trump- When is this BS going to stop? There is nothing there but CNN-and the rest- can give up - Is this not treason? What has Trump done to America that is bad? If he was a bad guy giving billions of dollars to Iran -one can understand -oh sorry -that was the previous president.Grow up America!



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187,427 My grandpa is racist and sexist. Always using the n-word, ridiculing people who are different, and making it known what he thinks women are capable of doing. He is the direct cause of my mom's lifelong insecurities about her looks and self-worth. She isn't perfect, of course, but she's a beautiful, kind woman. I'd die for her. I realize that her insecurities which she wasn't able to fully contain were so significant that they rubbed off on me. He's hurt two generations of women. He still criticizes our looks to this day.

My mom doesn't like what he says, but I think she feels like she has to make excuses for him because he is her dad and lives with her and my dad.

Even though he has these bad qualities, he isn't all bad. He's helped me when I needed it and when I was a kid he was loving towards me though he lived across the country. But because of the hurt he's caused my mom and the things he says that are so offensive, I find that I'm unable to form any kind of a bond with him. I just can't be close with him when he takes digs at my weight and says awful things about women.

I don't want to be ungrateful. I don't want to hurt him or for my family to possibly think I'm shitty. But I just can't do it. I can't form any sort of closeness with him and it torments me because I feel ashamed of it. I don't know if it's shitty of me that I can't see last these things that offend me. I love my mother more than anyone, and knowing he's been hurtful to her all her life builds a wall between him and me that I don't know if I can climb over or break down.

I hope I can find some kind of peace or assurance that I'm justified in how I feel...I hate feeling like this.



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187,426 I am constantly aware of your absence. I see your ghost everywhere. I gave up the one chance I had at having a beautiful life, by signing the papers to give you one instead.
I dont regret. I regret. I dont regret it. I regret it. I can't regret it.. I can't possibly live like this forever.



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187,425 I used to do key bumps in front of my register when I had no customers in line. - I used to throw up in the sink in the bathroom when I was hungover. - I did shrooms on my way to work one day. - I smoked pot in the parking lot with other employees every night I closed. - I came to work drunk 75% of the time. And when I did, I got customer compliments and rewarded with free subs. I quit twice and was always rehired when I asked.
- YOUR FRIENDLY PUBLIX CASHIER



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187,424 I live 2 houses away from a convenience store. It takes about 30 seconds to walk there. Sometimes when my husband isn't home in the evening and I really want a snack, I sneak out after the kids are asleep and get something. I'm usually gone less than five minutes. I figure it takes me longer to shower and it's okay to do that while they're asleep. But I still feel guilty when I do it. When I get home, I immediately go check on them. They have always still been sound asleep.



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187,423 There are two phrases people say a lot that really annoy me:

1) "sorry not sorry." Basically you're saying you should be sorry but you're not or you don't care how the things you say or do affect other people. Now if that's your attitude, fine. You don't have to care.  But you don't have to rub the fact that you don't care about other people in their face. It just makes you an asshole.

2) "Respect is earned." That's just stupid. You're saying nobody deserves your respect unless they do something to earn it. So the man you pass on the street that you've never met - it's okay to randomly insult him because he hasn't done anything to earn your respect. Assuming it's okay to treat people you don't know or don't like like crap just makes you a shitty human being.



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187,422 It annoys me when people say "kindiegarten" instead of saying it properly. It's such a petty thing, but damn does it drive me nuts.



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187,421 Why even bother plotting drama on here? That makes no damn sense.



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187,420 The wealthy control the world. Capitalism, you need rehab.

Wealth disparity = government collapse. see history.



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187,419 Best revenge is to not care, don't self destruct, and get bigger.



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187,418 It was only after I ate a large slice, that I realized the pie was moldy. Kind of reminds me of my marriage...



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187,417 Vengeance shall be swift and merciless. Get ready whore. I am coming to your city. You have no idea what you have started.

- Robin



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187,416 My wife spends lots of money on lottery scratchers. She mostly loses but occasionally she will win a few dollars or a free ticket or two. It makes her happy. Tonight she comes running back from the store and she's really  excited because she won $100. Sigh... She's so happy so I'm not going to ruin it for her by explaining how much she spends each month on these scratchers. Anyway, I probably get a blowjob later. 👍



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187,415 Here's a secret.

Despite having been a notorious shit starter in my 20's, I try to avoid drama and confrontation now. I just keep it mellow and try to stay above the fray. I'm happily married. I have a career that's more than a bit reputation-dependent. I'm a boring, middle-aged suburbanite.

I avoid malicious gossip.
I keep my own counsel.
I let people make their own mistakes and sort their own shit out.
I keep it in my pants.

But there are exactly two people in my life who no one is allowed to fuck with. And one of them just had her home wrecked by a two-faced phony cunt. And that's not okay.

I feel like Batman walking into his cave for the first time in five years. Damn, will by Batsuit still fit? Nah, guess I gotta hit the gym. But she put out the Beastsign, and I guess I'm needed.

Brace yourself. Drama is coming.

I'll do my worst.



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187,414 No one can figure out how my brother in law makes so much money. Two houses. Two extremely fancy cars. A mega boat which must have cost $1 million. He never went to college. He works in a blue collar industry. So people wonder. I stay out of it. There are somethings I don't want to know.



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187,413 408 – The elevator in a two-floor building could be there for disabled students and staff who can't negotiate stairs.  It could also be there to facilitate transport of heavy and/or bulky items between floors.  Imagine someone in a wheelchair, or temporarily injured and using crutches, trying to negotiate stairs, or imagine trying to transport something like a refrigerator up a flight of stairs.  It's not all about young able-bodied teens who don't have to move anything but themselves.



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187,412 I'm 53/m with bipolar disorder. I have a 24 year old daughter and she's showing signs of having bipolar disorder. I mentioned it but she thinks I'm crazy. Sigh...  I see a future of difficulty for her until she goes and gets treated. Life's not all rainbows and unicorns with meds but at least it's tolerable.  Anyway, the hardest thing about raising children is to let them make mistakes so they can learn a life lesson. Hopefully she'll learn this one quickly.



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187,411 To 187408: if farts tasted as good as they smelled shafts could provide gazpacho!



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187,410 Both men/ women make rude or inappropriate comments about people's appearance. A few years ago I was shopping for a new bathing suit at the mall and I had this older lady made a comment about my breast , after she heard me asking the salesperson if they have any swimwear without padding  ,she told me not every women has fake boobs so sometimes padding helps . First of all , I wasn't talking to her , second my boobs are real , I even had a breast reduction when I was 27 . I didn't say anything to her since I respect older people but the way she said it , was very rude . That's not the only time , I had snarky comments about my body or so else coming from women . People need to learn to mind their own business, I never criticized people's looks even people I don't like , it's stupid .



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187,409 Christians are baffling.  A young man got attacked by a bear at a campground over the weekend and he survived. He said, "I'm a Christian so I believe that God had a hand in saving my life."  Really? What about His hand in letting the bear attack this young man. Baffling!



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187,408 Why do we older men make comments about older women's looks?  Well, I don't do that, at least not anymore.  But I'd be lying if I didn't admit that it seemed like karma when the women who ignored me when I was in my early 20s for older men, started themselves to get ignored for younger women when they were in their 30s.



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187,407 Ok, I was just remembering something that happened to me about almost 20 years ago, something that I did, actually.  This was back in 1998, and I was just finishing my second year at the local community college.  For all of you who live in this area, the community college is known as Harvard on the Pike, it has three campuses, I was attending the one on the northern part of the county.  I was taking a class in the morning, and I was arriving, the classroom located on the second floor.  I was being lazy, and decided to take the elevator to the second floor.  Who installs an elevator on a two-floor building anyways?  Talk about teaching being lazy to a bunch of teens, way to go, community college!!  Anyway, as I was saying, I decided to take the elevator, and as the doors of the elevators closed, I felt something wanting to come out from the back, specifically from my butt, something with a foul odor.  Since I was the only one in the elevator, luckily, I decided to let it go, I figured, who else is here, WHY NOT??!!  I did not realize that when the doors opened, somebody may be waiting outside.  To my luck, there was nobody waiting outside to get on the elevator, either.  ooooh, what a lucky man, he was.....I got off the elevator and went into my merry ways to my class room, and I sat in my usual seat.  As I sat, another student came in the class room running, and told the girl sitting next to me, 'I think someone farted in the elevator, IT STINKS!!!!'.  I laughed my ass off, internally, as I did not want to show it was me who had done the deed.  To tell you the truth, I think the fart was a bit stinky, I noticed, I believe it had been sitting there a while, and I knew it was going to be stinky at the moment it came out, as it was a warm fart.  Cold farts tend not to have any smell, and warm farts tend to be more stinky, I noticed, it's just like preparing a soup, and when it warms up, you get a good smell, well, this one had a "good" smell.
I just wanted to share this story with you all, I don't think I've shared this story with anyone.



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187,406 I would give anything to fuck a little short haired brunette with pussy hair.  They are so fucking sexy!  Damn.



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187,405 There is nothing sweeter than fucking a tender high school girl...



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187,404 I'm so fucking high right now! I'm watching some stupid movie laughing my ass off. This sure beats working today!



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187,403 The town installed dog poop bag dispensers on our trails. Ha. It's not that I don't have a bag, it's that I don't want to pick up after my dog. Who wants to pick up after a dog especially when there is no one else around? Not me!



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187,402 The constant emotional abuse and lack of love has hurt me in a real way psychologically. I gave you power over my psychological health and you wrecked my head. Really, it's on me, for allowing you the power. In the end I hurt myself. I am not the things you say I am. I know that in my heart.

It amazes me how little you cared. How little you tried. How easy it is for you to tear somebody to shreds and make no apologies. There is no love in you for me. It's very clear. I was, and am, simply being played and being used. Clarity is a gift.

I am finally, FINALLY, letting go. I'm finally done. I'm going to move forward, be positive, healthy, and happy. I'm going to refocus my energy on me.



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187,401 394 & 396, I am 40, and my mom still tells me how to do things, I am a male also.  Not only this happens at home, it also happens at work.  The majority of my bosses, and co-workers are female, you would not believe how I am treated by my female bosses and co-workers.  I also happen to be the youngest, if I am not mistaken.  I think one of them is actually younger, but  happens to be my boss, but she is the one who still treats me like she is my mother.  I do not get this from my male bosses, ironically enough.  The men usually leave me alone.



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187,400 My wife isn't all there. It's hard to describe. It's as if she has a form of autism and misses social cues. I'll give you an example. We were supposed to meet for dinner at a restaurant at 7 pm. She was running late. She wouldn't be able to get there until 7ᚷ. To me that is no big deal. A normal person would call and let me know and then I'll see them at 7ᚷ.

But my wife follows a different logic. She explained it to me in a jumbled sort of way. She believes the goal is to meet on time. But she knows she will be late. That doesn't fit with the goal. So she calls her friend at the last minute and arranges to meet for a glass of wine at 7ᛆ at a different restaurant. That's a goal she can achieve. She was supposed to meet someone on time and she did. Mission accomplished.

Except I'm still waiting at the first restaurant. And she's not picking up her phone because she knows it's me and that would remind her how she missed the first goal and left me waiting. So she drinks wine for an hour hoping, I don't know, that the restaurant I'm in will explode and she'll never have to see me again and be reminded how she failed to show up??

This has played out so many times in marriage, in various ways. When I first noticed this about her, we had bad words. I thought her to be self centered. I mean come on, she left me waiting in a restaurant and never answered her phone. But I see now it is something more. It's a deficiency in her brain. She doesn't respond in a reasonable manner to any kind of difficulty.

As a second example, she got a parking ticket. Reasonable people know what to do, they pay the ticket. Not my wife. She didn't want to have a ticket. It caused her stress and anxiety. So she threw the ticket away. There, she doesn't have a ticket anymore. Problem solved. Except for 8 months later when she had to renew her driver's license. Then I not only had to pay for her ticket, but I had to pay a massive penalty.

This isn't workable. This relationship can't survive when it's one adult and one autistic(?) simple-minded child in a woman's body.



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