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187,999 I do miss you every day. Every night I pray the Lord puts forgiveness in your heart.



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187,998 This is so embarrassing.  My car is completely full of trash.  Instead of throwing away my trash, I always just left it in the car.  I've been doing this for years, and the car is completely cluttered.

A few days ago I was hit by another driver so hard my car was too damaged to drive.  It had to be towed to a storage place for a few days.  Now I will most likely have to clean it out with people watching, including my family.  They know I have problems with cleaning, but I'd rather clean on my own.



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187,997 Yeah, the education system as a whole would do a lot better with more responsible allocation of federal funds, rather than simply moving special ed kids to different rooms. You're turning a personal grievance into a poorly thought out "would-be" solution. Next



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187,996 I'm happy to finally start becoming the person that doesn't deal with unnecessary bullshit in her life. There's so much mental and emotional clutter waiting to distract us all from our goals...

Still, I wish I had a better handle on my daily duties, so that I could focus on creating my music and filming. God, be with me on this.



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187,995 Free form roaming man... spent last week in Halifax at the buskers festival, buskers are street performers. Some of the most genuinely fun and decent people- and talented, they work hard at their craft, most have no family responsibilities Southey can indulge their wander lust, good for them. Rode a bike into and out of town each day, stayed at a camp for the festival. Tented and met some more good souls- and a few jerks, but still haven't had one bad moment on this trip. Drank to much Canadian Whiskey... was a little underdressed, both for the cold, it has been cold, and I was looking a bit haggard from camping. Got sprucedb up over the weekend

Heading downing to Katahdin Maine, the top of the Appalachian Trail. See what all the fuss is about that. gonna be about for a few days, watch some people finish the trek. Do a  walk of my own.

Eventually headed south for the full eclipse, maybe Memphis or so. I got about 1800 miles on my civic, bout 500 on my bike... and a million miles traveled by my mind.

What cool place we live in.



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187,994 Want to repair the US educational system? Get the Special Ed students out of the main stream classrooms. Sorry these kids are disabled. But if we put them in the regular classes, it stops the regular kids from learning as much. Special Ed students need to be in Special Ed classes. Enough with this PC crap that all kids are equal. They are not all equal. This do-gooder attitude is hurting education.



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187,993 I hate my house.  HATE IT!!!!! There are bugs everywhere. Gnats, mosquitoes, spiders, and centipedes. They get in the food. They get in my eyes. It's like living in the forest. Except I'm inside my house. There is nothing civilized about this place. I can't wait to get out of here.



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187,992 We bought a fixer upper. It's a cute house, but the previous owners just didn't give the place the TLC it needed. We've put in new toilets, new exterior/interior doors, and floors are coming next. We do this all ourselves. Our friends don't get it.

"Why not just pay someone to do that?"
"Why would you buy a broken house?"
"Ugh, that's so much work..."

Enjoy being in debt your whole lives for the sake of convenience. We'll be retired by forty with this place fixed up and paid off, while you're still on your grind paying down that half million dollar home. People don't appreciate the balue of sweat equity. I'd say it's generational, but I'm a millennial. Laziness doesn't have an age.



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187,991 An older friend of mine passed away suddenly about 8 years ago.  He was a Vietnam veteran.  He told me how the returning soldiers were being abused and spat on when they got back home.  He said that what the soldiers started to do when they landed at their home airport was go straight into the bathrooms, change out of their uniforms and back into their civilian clothes, and then throw their uniforms into the trash cans in the bathrooms.

A few years ago I read a New York Times article where the writer claimed that the way returning Vietnam vets were treated was a "myth."  The writer claimed it never happened.  Maybe one or two, but certainly never as bad as the veterans claimed.

I wish I could have punched that writer.  



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187,990 Never fails.  Either we tell people about how much work we're doing landscaping our yard or we post pictures on social media, and people will say, "Oh, that's so much work.  *I* just pay people to do it for me."

One, perhaps we like spending the time together and seeing our accomplishments.

And two, maybe that's why you're fat and we're not.



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187,989 why do cops cheat?



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187,988 I understand being discouraged. But three days with no pay is really not all that long. Thomas Edison went YEARS with no payoff. You have to accept that some of your life is going to be spent earning nothing. A friend renovated a house. Took him 14 months. He sold it at a loss. But he kept at it and is now very successful.



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187,987 The best advice I ever received was this: Find out what you love to do. Something you can do everyday and never get tired of doing it. What makes you happy and brings you joy. Then figure out how to get paid for it. Then you will always be happy! 😉



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187,986 Those Charmin toilet paper bears are extremely creepy!



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187,985 975- brilliant.  If you want to make an omelet you have to break an egg.  Love this.  You sound like me- I am a peaceful person but push too hard and eggs get broken.



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187,984 I just had my time pissed away all night by people who are nothing but timewasters. That's 3 days of putting in hrs of effort for no money. I'm 3 days away from losing my storage units now. I spent money on a place to work out of and made nothing.  I'm supposed to pick up my car today and I have no way to pay for it. AND I have to take a fucking drug test today too?!  I get it, universe. I'm not someone you like AT ALL. I WANNA LEAVE AS BADLY AS YOU WANT ME TO. goddamnit. I really just completely hate my life at this point. Is there anything left to be happy about or is it all just sadness and setbacks? I'm barely 30 and I'm just ready to fucking die now. This life is the biggest letdown I could have possibly imagined. I want to just die.



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187,983 I live in Los Angeles and on January 1st, 2018 I will be able to do something I never thought I would be able to do in my lifetime. That's to legally buy marijuana in a store. 53/m



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187,982 I'm drinking a can of ice cold beer and eating a slab of very chewy beef jerky. Sometimes it's the little things in life that are the best!



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187,981 As of today I've been divorced longer than I was married. During our marriage my ex-wife turned batshit crazy and she was impossible to live with. She became very violent and even attacked me in my sleep once. She had to go because my life depended on it. I really believed she was eventually going to kill me. Divorcing her was the happiest moment of my life!



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187,980 Every police officer cheats on their wife. If they say they don't, they are lying. It might be a small, very small percentage that have not but the majority of cops cheat and cheat regularly.



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187,979 Every married person I know is so unhappy and then when they have children, they're even more unhappy. Why is being a spouse and parent glorified on tv or in our society like it's the holy grail of success when every married person I knows wants to kill themselves or wishes they could start over??



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187,978 Now that I'm older, I've been brooding a lot about "reacquainting" myself with every person who did wrong by me. Could you imagine? It would be easy in today's world of the internet. First person would be Ted. I'd track him down. Probably follow him around for a few days. Get to know his routine. Then I'd "bump" into him out of the blue in an empty parking lot, or someplace like that.

"Hey Ted, is that you? I don't believe it. It's me. ****** Don't you remember me? From 8th grade, 30 years ago. You beat me up on the playground in front of everyone and pulled off my pants. You didn't forget me did you? BECAUSE I NEVER FORGOT YOU."

Could you imagine the look on his face?

I'm not sure what will happen next. I think I know. But I'm not willing to say it out loud yet. Stay tuned. Especially you Ted.



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187,977 Apnea.   You stop breathing while you're sleeping.  Extremities don't get their fair share of O2.  It's REALLY scary because your windpipe can collapse upon itself.  Think blowing up a balloon but you can't because the stem was all stuck together.  This is what happens when you get old.  I do think they just confirmed Carrie Fisher's death as apnea.  Twice in my life I awoke from a deep sleep unable to breath in or out.  Fortunately I had enough air in my lungs to force out enough to get a breath.    I now have a breather to sleep with which keeps my airway inflated and clear.   I know that Reggie White's wife watched him gasp for air and die because of Apnea.



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187,976 I once walked out from the supermarket self-checkout with my groceries without paying.  It was entirely unintentional.  I requested $100 cashout from the machine, swiped my EFTPOS card, punched in my PIN, and walked out in a hurry with my groceries.

I wasn't walking out in a hurry because I was stealing (which I wasn't intentionally).  I walked out in a hurry because the couple at the self-checkout next to mine couldn't confine themselves to the space directly in front of their machine and kept getting in my way where I was trying to bag my items.  I was getting damn annoyed at their inconsideration and just wanted to get out.

When I got to my car, I realised that I hadn't taken my $100 cashout from the machine.  I went back into the supermarket to see if I could recover it.  It turned out that my transaction had never completed.  Maybe, in my hurry to leave, I had forgotten to press the "OK" button after punching in my PIN, or hadn't pressed the "OK" button firmly enough.  I attribute it to being distracted by my annoyance at the people at the adjacent self-checkout.  A staff member told me that my transaction had timed out, and she had the receipt for my groceries in her hand.  With her assistance, I paid for my groceries through the self-checkout machine, collected my $100 cashout, and left.

I was then distressed by the possibility that I could've been busted for shoplifting, even though it was accidental.  Fortunately, the fact that I had returned to the supermarket to hopefully recover my cashout must have made it obvious that I honestly thought that I had completed the original EFTPOS transaction successfully.

I don't even much like using self-checkout machines because they help to put human beings out of a job.  My grocery shop-ups are usually small, and the recently-installed self-checkout machines had replaced the former staff-operated express checkout.  After that close call with a possible shoplifting accusation, I never used the self-checkout machines at the supermarket again.  Besides, I'd prefer to use a staff-operated checkout and help give someone a job.  It later became rather academic when I made the acquaintance of the nearby Aldi store, where I now shop for most of my recurrent staple items, and where they don't have self-checkout machines.



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187,975 My wife has a disease where she has to buy something every time she goes out. It's ruining our lives. It's costing a fortune. It results in endless and pointless arguments. Our house looks like something from the tv show Hoarders.

Today she came home with a brand new copy of the AP study guide for Spanish. The AP being an exam taken by high school seniors. It cost $25. I don't speak Spanish. My wife doesn't speak Spanish. I asked her why she bought this completely unnecessary item. It took a while for her to tell the truth, but she explained she was in a store and saw a lady, a complete stranger, buying the book. She started a conversation with the lady. The lady was buying the book for her high school son who takes Spanish. So my wife bought one too. That's great, except we don't have kids. This is the crap I deal with everyday.



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187,974 It was an "attitude reset" day with my 6-year old.  I was patient while he screamed and kicked me in the fast food parking lot as he demanded I let him play video games when we got home.  I tried talking to him gently, and asked him to consider not screaming.  This went on for twenty minutes.  I tried, I honestly tried.  I asked him why he felt angry, and he kept screaming and kicking me.

And then I snapped.

"YOU WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMNED SON OF A BITCH!   YOU WANT TO FUCKING MAKE FUCKING DEMANDS WITH ME WHILE YOURE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING GODDAMNED LITTLE ASSHOLE SHIT?  YOU WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP!  I TRIED FOR 20 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET YOU TO LISTEN AND YOU FUCKING REFUSED YOU STUPID FUCK!  YOU WANTED ME TO GET MAD AT YOU?  WELL HERE I FUCKING AM NOW YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT!  YOU WANT TO BE A FUCKING BRAT?  HOWS THAT FUCKING WORKING OUT FOR YOU NOW YOU GODDAMNED LITTLE SHIT??"

No physical contact, of course.  Just a few minutes of yelling like an unhinged lunatic.  Ten minutes of tears and sobs, and now both he and my 4-year old are being sweet little angels.  They'll be good kids for the next four months or so.  They won't scream, they'll say they're sorry when they offend each other, and they'll be good kids.

I hate when this happens, but talking to a six year old doesn't always work.  If you want to make an omelette, you have to break an egg.



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187,973 In the past few months, often when I wake in the morning, my arms, hands and feet are numb. I have no sensation. I have to wiggle around for about 30 seconds to get the blood flowing again into my limbs. This can't be healthy. Something must be wrong.



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187,972 people say that if you visualize positive things happening to you, they come true.  is this real?



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187,971 I can't stand my wife. How does a nice girl turn into a menace. When does this transition occur? Is it marriage? Is it something innate in women? Is it anger they aren't working but are raising kids? Do all women secretly hate men and this is a well thought out multi-year plan to torture us? Are they angry they are bad mothers so they take it out on everyone else?

Get a fucking grip you fucking cunts! Stop being such assholes. Stop with the fucking complaining and bitching. If you aren't working and it makes you feel like a lesser person, get a fucking job. Do something with your fucking life instead of bullying everyone around you. Or better yet, just die.



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187,970 My wife of 31yrs is dying of ALS.. My father died of brain cancer when I was 13. My mother died of Lewy Body syndrome 15 years ago. I had to put my dog down due to cancer a month ago. I earn all the $$ in the house and am my wife primary caregiver.

Everyone tells me I have to take care of myself and let others do things for my wife - then they ask me why we're out of eggs or the lawn isn't mowed or why the urinal smells like piss.....

I miss my dog. .



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187,969 I respect the cycle of life and all.....i have no problem buying my girlfriend tampons or anything else she may need during her period but i draw a line at having sex and going down on her....Sorry, that would never happen in a million years..
Just like i dont want her anywhere near my balls after a long day at work not until i have taken a shower...
I am sorry ladies i love you all. I will even go match with you on all female related issues.



BM36



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187,968 Ever see a grandpa rocking a ponytail? I just did.  He was coming straight from some white trash fuck fest happening near my house, (driving your car, lol) keeping it classy I see...



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187,967 My husband would fuck me on my period if I asked him to, or go down on me even, he has said. (I would never want that though.) He's gotten me tampons and Tylenol at CVS for me, fared my mood swings with grace, given me back rubs for the pain, not once made me feel disgusting for being a female and menstruating. That's what a real man does. He respects the cycle of life that gave him his two children.



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187,966 I want to pop some painkillers with you on a cold night and watch movies under a blanket. Is that too much to ask?



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187,965 I just got my prescription for oxycodone today, I am glad.  I was supposed to start chemotherapy tomorrow, but it was moved to next Friday, I am even gladder.  You know what I want to do, I would like to get high, get high as a kite.  I might do that tonight, I fucking need a break!!!!



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187,964 It's hard to admit that you are drowning.

It's hard to admit that you are scared to death.

It's hard to admit that you are vulnerable and weak in the face of something.

It's hard to admit that you need help.

It's hard to admit that your life depends on getting help.

It's hard to admit that you are a failure. That's the hardest part of all.



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187,963 When I use the self checkout at the supermarket, I'm worried the manager will pull me to the side and go through my bags. So I try to act innocent when scanning my groceries. I do it slowly so it looks like I'm not trying to pull a fast one and sneak something in the bag. And when the receipt pops out, I don't rush away like a criminal. I linger and read the receipt for a minute. No one who just stole something would stand there reading the receipt, daring to be caught.

It works. I have never been stopped. Woohoo!

The odd thing is, I'm not stealing anything. I would never steal anything! I'm just worried they might think I'm stealing something.



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187,962 Women, keep your monthly periods to yourself. We don't want to know about it. I was dating a woman. We were out at a club. I suddenly noticed her blue jeans had a large bloody red patch. I quietly but urgently pointed it out to her. She didn't care, she wanted to stay out. Then and there I decided she was not my kind of woman. She had no class. So women, you can act smug and say your period is everyone's business and guys should deal with it, but no thanks, I'll just walk away and want nothing to do with you.



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187,961 Now, try eating yourself out ... that's the pinnacle!



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187,960 Lately our neighbors have been going out in the early evening and leaving their three little yappy dogs outside until the wee hours.  They bark non-stop until 3-4am or whenever they come home.  They have an electric fence so the dogs won't leave the property.  But damn - there are coyotes around here.  

Where are the coyotes when you need them?



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187,959 I miss yahoo chat



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187,958 life only gets harder



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187,957 almost 50, looking back at my life, seeing the choices I made that I thought were right at the time......were all wrong.  0-10: view of the world is being formed. 11-20: trying to fit into that world.  21-30: trying to figure out why it's not working.  31-40: trying to reconfigure and make it right. 41-50: the beginning of the end. 51-??:  No hopes left and nothing to look forward to.



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187,956 928, just FYI, real estate takes a LOT of work.  It takes about $2000 to get started, and about $1400 a year in annual fees.  (My husband says it's the only job he knows of that you have to pay to do.)  Then you have to pay your own taxes, so you need to put away about 15-20% of each commission check.

There are going to be a lot of people who will waste your time.  Buyers who want to see 20 homes but then "can't find what they're looking for."  Sellers who make you think you're their agent, but then choose another agent to list their house.  Renters who will run your ass off, only to not qualify to rent.

Just this year, four new agents in my office up and quit.  Three became referral agents.  Two have gone to lesser agencies where they don't have to pay as many fees (the thing is, people want to use well-known agencies).  Three have gotten part-time jobs, and three have gotten full-time jobs and do real estate part time.

If you know a lot of people and/or you're willing to work like you've never worked before, go for it.  If you're personable and in a good area then you'll do great.  I have a friend who lives and works in an affluent area, and he's making six figures in his second year - but that's not the norm.  Also know it's not a 9-5 job, it's 24/7.  The only days I don't get calls are  Thanksgiving and Christmas.  I even had someone ask me to show them homes on  Mother's Day, knowing I'm a mom!



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187,955 Gettin real sick and tired of periods being treated like some taboo, revolting secret. Without periods, the human race would die out (which I suppose would probably be an improvement to the planet, haha.) Men who are squeamish about it need to grow the fuck up.



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187,954 I wish Game of Thrones was real.
I would so bang Jon Snow



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187,953 Hoo-Ray! I finally accomplished a life-long dream tonight: I sucked my own penis!  I've dreamed of doing this for years but was never fit or flexible enough. I finally managed to bend far enough to get about half my dick in my mouth, and sucked hard and fast, until I came heavily in my mouth! I joyfully gobbled down every drop of hot, sticky cum! I can't WAIT to try again, but first I'll need a LOT of rest -  it's a HARD work sucking yourself off, but it was SO worth the effort and time invested!



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187,952 Omg! Tampons!? On television? The audacity!



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187,951 I have come to realize that I married someone who cannot untie themselves from the ways of the past. A guy married with a dutiful wife, 2 great kids and who always comes first? Him. Not us, not my work or our birthdays or anything, him. It's always Him. And his "work"... Always looking out for number one but refusing to acknowledge the maid service you seem to get for free. I'm just a maid service.



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187,950 I recently got my dick sucked at a gay bathhouse.  Gay men wanting sex all over the place!



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187,949 When will I see you again?



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187,948 I got a six-pack of quality beer, a quarter of an ounce of stink bud and a stack of the latest movies. Life's very good right now! 😋



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187,947 I'd let you suck my cock, if you let me suck yours. Never done it before. I want to try.



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187,946 I want to suck a cock. I don't know how or if I'd ever make that happen.

M/57



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187,945 I don't let my boys, ages 9, 11, and 14,  watch America's Got Talent anymore because they are exposed to Tampax commercials. Can't kids watch something fun without having female biology pushed in their face?



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187,944 I work in a garage. Woman came in with one of her four daughters she brought with her. She comes up to the counter, the girl asks her mum if she could have a bag of sweets, they're only 59p. She barks at her daughter who is right beside her "NO! I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY!! I DON'T GET PAID UNTIL FRIDAY! FUCK'S SAKE PESTER YOUR DAD TONIGHT." then turns to me and asks for 30g of tobacco. She can't afford to get her daughter a small bag of sweets, but can afford to buy herself her tobacco.
I serve her and say have a good day, at which point she sighs and rolls her eyes. She opens the door and her 3 other daughters are being like normal kids, playing about, she barks at them to "pack that shit in, your dads are coming in 30 minutes and I don't want to have to sort your shit out because you've gotten dirty, they're hassling me enough!" some people don't deserve kids.



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187,943 I can't stand my wife's best friend, and she can't stand me. This upsets my wife. She wants us to get along so we can go out as a group. My wife pleads with me to make an effort with this woman. What my wife doesn't know, I slept with her best friend. It was a brief but steamy affair. It ended badly. This is why we won't talk to each other. I can't explain any of this to my wife though. Luckily her best friend has the common sense not to say anything either.



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187,942 People can say what they want about my purebred dog. We adopted him from a sweet family. We would never buy from a breeder or puppy mill retailer. I love my little dude, and they better get tf off the soapbox.



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187,941 Lucky me! About three years ago I was using Xanax. I actually stole a bunch of pills from my landlady and popped them like candy.

I was going through a very stressful time back then and the Xanax indeed helped me. One of the side effects of Xanax is short term memory loss.

Just a few minutes ago I couldn't sleep so I was digging through my stack of DVDs to pick a movie to watch. When I opened the case to the movie I chose I found six 2mg pills of Xanax inside. Apparently I stashed those there when I was high and forgot about them.

So now I'm going to catch a nice buzz, watch a movie and get some sleep after that.

Sometimes it's the little things in life that are so much fun!



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187,940 Some people think women who don't want children are selfish , sometimes it's for the better I know this guy who married a women who happens to be an alcoholic, she drinks every day but yet she judges other people especially women on their looks, weight, hair etc... here's a women who don't know what it's like to have kids and carried a child for 9 months , all the stress, you worry constantly about the smallest things . It's funny though especially when she points her finger at other people for not eating healthy but yet she drinks every day and she has a smokers mouth, those deep lines around the mouth the smokers tend to develop so much for being healthy.



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187,939 It's too bad; we'll likely never get to screw, but I have rubbed a few out to a handful of sexy people I know. Sometimes I wonder if I'm right in my prediction of your penis sizes. And I always fantasize that you all give great head. Sigh.



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187,938 The wrong person survived the car accident. There, I said it.



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187,937 I'm so jealous of other people's happiness. Their perfect happy, entitled, privileged lives. I don't really have any friends. I don't have anyone o can relate to. It's not through lack of trying but folks here are nuts. Especially when you have your kids with you all the time-& most of the people you meet are parents of kids. All I get are anti-vaxxers, fear mongering, paranoid, idiots. Sheep. Sheep of a different kind. Sheep who listen to RT news! Who believed the election was rigged in Hilary's favor, that is until Trump won. Jesus. People who believe that chem-trails made them sick vs the incredibly wet summer, allergens, mold. I give up. I'm so many ways, I give up. I'm not happy. I want a different life. But that's harder than it seems. I'm just so unhappy. So unhappy that every time I see his ex's instagram I want her murdered.



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187,936 I should have taken a gap year.



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187,935 I've been asked specifically not to kill myself. So I'm lucky. Someone cared once but they didn't get it. I was asked by the father of my cousin. Who killed himself 9 months ago. It was new
A shock. I always though I would be that. Should have been me. I wish it was me. I knew it was supposed to be. My meds aren't a thing because it's not my brain that's wrong. It's me. Not everyone gets to be happy. Really. I am not and I don't think it's a thing I could ever be. I should be dead.



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187,934 i still look at profiles of past boyfriends to see what they are up to.



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187,933 If you see a prestige car like a Mercedes or BMW improperly parked in someone's designated parking spot or in a disabled parking spot without a permit, what that tells you about the driver is that their attitude and preparedness to disrespect and trample over the rights of others likely helped them get the car in the first place.

Thanks to my father's good retirement pension, some lucky investments and a habit of living within their means, my parents lived out a discreetly comfortable retirement in their average house in an average neighbourhood.  Around his time of retirement, my father bought a new BMW sedan, the smallest model in the range.  He just wanted a decently-built car that could see him out.  As a result of mobility problems in later life, my mother became eligible for a disabled parking pass valid within their municipality.  To his credit, my father refused to take advantage of the pass to park in a disabled spot if my mother was not in the car, and he was highly critical of people abusing disabled parking passes as a perk when their use might have been something you could get away with, but not morally justified.



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187,932 At the private school where I used to teach, my assigned parking spot was frequently stolen by parents and or grandparents trying to see their little angel in the school play or dance performance.

100% of the time the spot was occupied by either a Mercedes or a BMW.  You can interpret what you want about what that says about the drivers.



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187,931 My wife's approach to life:

Why buy a bottle of standard brand name shampoo at the supermarket for $5 when you can instead order the exact same thing over the internet for $4 a bottle plus $8 shipping....

I hate her.



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187,930 I have made an observation over the years that seems to hold up nearly all the time. I generally try not to judge and stereotype other people but in my experience this one is real.

People who drive brand new Porsches are the most insecure people.  They are concerned primarily with maintaining a façade of success to others, no matter their actual circumstance. While they are a “nice car”, in every segment Porsche completes there is a lower priced option with more power, better handling, better ascetics, and better technology. Porsche's business model exploits and depends on these people accepting less, for more money.

Porches are the ultimate flash over substance car, just like the people who drive them. They are often driven by the successful salespeople, real estate agents, trust fund/inheritance recipients and others who have earned money quickly or easily. People who earn money and grown rich slowly through hard work and wise decision making do not elect to purchase a Porsche.

Don't assume my opinion is based on jealousy. I am a multimillionaire and relatively young. I could buy any production model Porsche with the petty cash in my checking account.

If you are reading this right now and driving a current year Porsche you should stop and reflect on whether you may have an external locus of identity. If you do, you may want to make an effort to change. To start making decisions that are best for you, rather for the insignificant and fleeting perceptions of others.

Cigarettes are regressive tax on the poor and the stupid but Porches are a progressive tax on the insecure.



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187,929 This time at least he didn't run and hide on the bathroom 😂🤣🤣, he just look the other way and pretend he didn't see me.  No , problema I do that all the time except I just walk by and pretend the person doesn't exist and next time when I see the person and mentions " oh , I saw you on such as such , I'll just say really? Oh I'm sorry I didn't see you , my eyes are horrible and blame it on my near sighted, hey it beats hiding on the bathroom.



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187,928 I may be an actual, certified genius, but it doesn't mean I know anything about starting up a business.  I'll try to help you, but I can't guarantee results.



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187,927 I'm strongly considering getting a real estate license. It's the only job possible for someone over 50. No other company or profession will hire an old person like me. Sucks.



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187,926 I don't get it. A teacher has sex with a student, and it's the student who turns her in. WTF? If a teacher had sex with me, no way in hell I'd turn her in. I'd thank god she was sucking my cock.



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187,925 My husband's semen is more like water than cream. Does it mean he has a very low sperm count?



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187,924 If there's one thing I'm sure of, it's that my wife isn't staying with me for the money, because I'm fucking broke.



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187,923 It's petty, but I'm secretly smug that she finally felt what her life was like without my light in it, and didn't like it. You can only pretend not to care for so long



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187,922 I understand what you are saying about movies and introverts. I'm one of them. I'd live my movies if I could. I used to watch 4 movies a day. But it meant interacting with people at the theater. The audience would talk. People would sit near me. If the movie was popular, people would sit next to me. I don't want people anywhere near me. I made a change. I had a movie theater installed in my house. It's a completely soundproof windowless room. Now I can watch 6 or 7 movies a day because I'm not beholden to the start times set up by the commercial movie theaters. Best of all, there are no other people in my movie theater. I get movies online, Netflix and from the libraries. I have access thousands. About 50,000 movies have been made. My goal is to see everyone of them. Roughly I think I've seen about 20,000 so far. I will do this.



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187,921 Wifey just admitted she's staying in that sham of a marriage for a money!

The mistress always gets the best of him - and the last laugh.

What you don't know, fool, is I have my own money, my own (Ivy League) degree, and a paid-off house. It's not about the money. It's about the connection, the soul-enriching connection, both physical and emotional.

Enjoy being a rich widow. Meanwhile, I will continue to enjoy having your dutiful husband, the attentive father to your precious children, worship my body.



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187,920 You know what makes a marriage sexless? Selfishness.
My husband expects sex his nights off. Think he could touch me at all in the  2 hours we just spent watching tv? Do the dishes? Talk in a way where this isn't just expected of me like a wifely duty? Get a fucking job and work? But most of all, try putting others before your needs for once. Like I said: SELFISHNESS



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187,919 I'll be in Cincinasty next weekend hopefully I won't run into Tony Peperoni or his wife Huan China Schism.



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187,918 I have an external hard drive with 1001 movies loaded on it.  I got the latest blockbusters, old classics and everything in between. I go to a local coffee shop and use their very fast internet connection to download movies. I also check out movies on DVD from the library and rip them to my hard drive. It took me about two years to get this far and I'm going to keep on going. I'm very introverted and I'm uncomfortable around people so I stay at home and watch movies. It's my passion. I know what I'm doing is wrong but I really don't care. I just love my movies!



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187,917 Prissy , pissy get a life honey , how about some vodka mixed with Red Bull or some wine , not judging but it's fun is going to clubs and getting drunk I pass .  My life might be boring but trust me I'm happy good things come to those who wait , and I didn't meant to get on your business but if you stick your flat nose on mine I will gladly stick mines on yours.



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187,916 A plant needs water and the sunshine to live.  A computer needs software to do anything worthwhile. Sasquatch needs his privacy.

You can want me. You can think I'm the answer to all your problems, and you did, but you have problems. That is, "we" had problems.

You can't function on your own. You need someone to bring you the sun, or the water. It's a fun way to live from your standpoint.

I'd like to just sit there and have someone diligently take care of all my needs. I could afford to be amused by the blowing winds under such circumstances. Insert the right software, and voila, happiness. It's so simple it makes me want to scream.

Can't you see me down here God? I hate being self-aware. Why can't I be like one of these drones? I fantasize about having a meticulously organized garage with everything where it's supposed to be.

It isn't fair. Yes, I'm moaning and groaning. I want to drift through life with out allegiances or consequences the way that you do. Maybe I should be more grateful for the things I have.

This is all just a game to you. And when the game is over, you get up and do it again. You are untouchable. The memories are discarded. Happiness paves over your discomforts.

I guess my main feeling about you now is shock over how you get through these terribly messy life situations unscathed like the cat on the roof. Not just getting through them, finding the happiness you haven't known since the last time you were happy, however many moons ago that was.



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187,915 please don't think I am posting for anyone I don't know anymore in a hateful way it's something I am ashamed of and want to leave behind. I think they get the point many years ago I could have used someone to talk to. Try to be there for your friends and brace them against the storm help them be strong. I had a pattern that was easy to play on and they still try on that website (not that stranger but troll). --I also could have made sure I didn't talk to the wrong people or lean on the system in exchange for rights to my body and an easy excuse and fall back to give up. It's only about how everything played into my own patterns and attitude. I am steps away from supporting myself and finding a way to make additional money. I so hope I can be worth it for the only person who matters. I hate that I bring into it such a divided dark energy. I just want to be whole and my spirit is coming back I think.



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187,914 I work at a school in a rough part of town. To say there's a lot of poverty there is an understatement. Some of these kids don't get support from their parents at home. Some don't always have clean clothes or good hygiene. Some are being drawn into street gangs at ages 12-14 in search of the love and acceptance they don't get at home. Some have a parent who was deported or abandoned them. Some kids don't get to do normal kid things because they have to take care of their younger siblings after school while their parents work long hours. Growing up in poverty physically affects brain development. They're impulsive, defensive, and hard-headed sometimes. They're not always taught manners and social skills. I could go on, but I'm sure I've made my point.


Nothing hurts these kids more than adults who've given up on them and written them off. Of course, they don't always show this. If your life outside of school is shitty and stressful, of course you're going to deny it away by acting too cool for school. They EXPECT adults at school to not believe in them because they don't always get that kind of reassurance at home. They're frustrating and sometimes downright confusing, but you can't give up. Just like kids in more affluent areas, some kids won't allow you to keep them from falling through the cracks.

I've never felt like I had more of a purpose than I did when I started working with these kids. Catch them when they're not around their friends, and they drop the act. You'll see why they need the best teachers possible and the most support. School is one of the only places that can help them go higher in life. If you don't have the amount of patience required to not give up on them, you shouldn't be working with them.



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187,913 I'll miss seeing you around the workshop.



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187,912 Same. Only the reverse. I had 'the kavorka' about 6 months prior to getting married. Women hit on me constantly.  I was getting married in Italy (my wife's Italian), going on a ridiculous honeymoon, and every girl I had contact with workwise or other was throwing themselves at me.  Married, single...didn't matter.  I'm no lothario but I know when I'm being hit on.   I was the good boy, paid no attention, and 15 years later into a sexless marriage I'm like, "what the fuck was I thinking?"
M45/faithful and lonely



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187,911 Lol, loser go away .  Focus on yourself and quit worrying about me, my life is great wonderful you know why? Because I never compare my self to others never have , never will . I'm happy and content with life even when things get hard I smile and eventually things work out on my side. Negative,envy, jealousy bring nothing but problems into your life , life is beautiful why wasted on negative people or thoughts.



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187,910 Miss you beyond measure.



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187,909 My panic attacks are bad. BAD BAD BAD. The thing is, I try to hide them from others. I can be having a conversation with a group of people. A panic sets in. It lasts for about a minute. My hearts races over 200 beats per minutes. I have trouble breathing and focusing. But no one realizes. I'm standing right there smiling the whole time. I wait for it to pass and then I keep contributing to the conversation and no one knows what I just went through.



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187,908 A long time ago, my coworker was about to get married.  Despite this, she kept hitting on me.  I turned her down because I felt it was the moral thing to do.  I was a dumbass.  I should have fucked her brains out.  She was so sexy, and I let her go.



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187,907 When I'm asleep, my dreams are usually better than reality.  I'd rather sleep than live.



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187,906 I'm putting a well refined and great energy into the world that will help anybody that wants it. Including me.



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187,905 I'm sure his wife will have a good laugh the day he dies and she gets everything while you will have to look for another dick and didn't got $&@@" .



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187,904 Every few weeks my boyfriend tells me how his wife wanted sex and so they fucked and she had no idea that he'd already emptied his balls (into my mouth or ass or vajayjay) and we have a good laugh.



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187,903 I'm usually very caring and giving. But I've been working recently with a low income school district. I've come to the conclusion that we should stop funding these types of towns with state tax dollars. It's pointless. The kids don't want to learn. They are trying to act cool and tough and have no interest in anything educational. So let's stop wasting money on them. A view from the inside.



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187,902 Two days ago, for the first time in 17 years, I came inside a woman who was not my wife.

One day before that, my wife gave me permission to do just that.

It felt strange. Maybe it is strange. Life is strange.

4-/M



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187,901 People who fuck other people's spouses are very desperate. Can't get anyone of your own?



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187,900 Since you seemed to message me out of the blue last week, E, I've been thinking of you. I'm not sure why, but I can really picture us as a couple. Why did you message ME? You are tasty AF, and fucking brilliant and not politically brainwashed. Someone who gets art. I saw our future wedding as I masturbated to the thought of you doing naughty things to my pussy. I saw your outfit and everything. It puzzles me but I really think we'd have fun. We might end up together. Because I understand you and the things others don't. 😍 No stupid bullshit.



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