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188,599 188596# I couldn't have said it better myself. That one statement epitomizes everything that is wrong with the world now. "If we can't all do it no one should". Let's all just lay down and go to sleep. I fucking hate what society has become.



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188,598 I get scared easily. I feel like everything is wrong. I feel guilty although I'm not sure about what. Is this normal? I want to cry all the time. I'm afraid to talk to people because I don't want to start crying. I need help.



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188,597 My mom wanted me to be out of the rat race. I understood that. She lived it once more, working and commuting to NYC in an expensive apartment where the price kept getting higher and higher. I moved to live in a cheap condo from the beach but its still hard to be happy because you feel so weird not being in the race. Its like we've been beaten into submission into thinking the rat race is the only thing. Not participating? You're out.

How much do we really need? I only want to pay my rent and walk to the beach everyday and surf. Its not really being as "burnt out" or "loserish" as you'd really think it is. Its just called living what life should be. Our system is stupid. We should live off of growing from our land, taking care of our land, taking care of each other and offering services to each other. Our government and economy likes us to think that stability can come and go in the blink of an eye when in reality, the resources to live and take care of each other is still there, even in times of war, "depressions", things that create a veil in front of our eyes to protect us from seeing what it really could be.

I don't want to be a part of it. The older I get, the more I realize its all bullshit.



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188,595 I think the Olympics should be stopped. It's arrogant and prejudiced. Some people in this world can run fast. Good for them. But many cannot. They are in a wheelchair. So let's rub it in their faces that they are paralyzed and can't run at all.



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188,592 See, I realized that living in the city my whole life and always being part of one institution after another was pretty brainwashing. Sometimes I forget that life is about more than churning through the system. We're supposed to live. We're supposed to be happy.

Not "work for it and you'll get it in 10 years" happy.

Not "this is as close as I can get to" happy.

Not "coping mechanisms and grasping at straws" happy.

Actually, truly, happy.

All these things around us are just clutter when you see it like that. All these social constructs are made to keep us down, nose to the grindstone, toiling away for someone else's profit. I want my life and other peoples' lives to be about more than that.



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188,591 You were nasty as can be. So I disappeared. But that doesn't mean you won. When I disappear into the shadows, that's when you should be very very afraid.



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188,590 The day I get my first paycheck is the day I leave this marriage. Someone please hire me.



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188,589 Hillary Clinton is charging the public $2,000 per ticket to attend her book signing.

This woman is and always has been about profiting from her position.

America got it right not to make her president.



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188,588 I'm not good at letting people vent to me without giving them advice. For a long time I assumed that when people vented about a problem they couldn't solve, they always wanted advice. But recently I've discovered that some people don't want to fix their problems, they just want to talk about what's upsetting them.

I get how people need that, but...wtf, how can you not want to solve your problem?! I understand 3/4s of it, but I just can't agree that's a good thing to do



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188,587 You weren't an asshole, you were an ass with lips spilling out and shit endlessly pouring from it. Did it ever stop btw?



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188,586 I get distracted and put off going to the bathroom. Too many close calls. One of these days I'm not going to make it!



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188,585 Funny. I have lived past the point where people understand the ramifications of nuclear war. Very soon we will be nuked by an idiot who doesn't understand the forces they've unleashed. The only question is: Which idiot? There are so many right now.



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188,584 Looking for a female that doesn't play text games. You know, naturally responsive and communicates without speaking in poetry and math.



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188,583 wake up - > shower -> make/eat breakfast -> get ready -> make lunch -> go to boring work -> get home -> cook dinner -> watch tv -> go to bed

Adult life is boring & mentally exhausting.



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188,582 581. i was contemplating doing the same.  it's hard out there, and these prospective employers aren't all the most honest/most considerate, so fuck it.  Twice I thought I got the job, because they told me i had it, they just had a couple more interviews to do that were already scheduled.  Then i got no phone call to even tell me the position was filled.  Recently, the guy gave me a song and dance about how i had the job, unless someone came in just like me who spoke another language, (everyone he interviewed were inconsiderate), and if i didn't get the job he would text me.  Nothing.  I even emailed and no response.  So fuck em.  Do what you gotta do.



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188,581 I'm looking for a job. I have several different versions of my resume depending on what kind of job posting I'm responding to. When it's a sales related position, I highlight everything I've ever done with sales. I'm a people person! Hire me!

But when the job posting is more tech oriented, then my resume speaks to my desire to sit in a cubical all day programming.

I feel slimy. I feel like I'm duping my potential new employer. But what am I supposed to do? Seems that in this world, being honest isn't an option.



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188,580 I annoy people. It's what I do best.



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188,579 -573 and whomever is interested.  People can get into big trouble swimming against such a current (straight back to shore to avoid being swept away).  These kinds of currents are  usually due to changes in the bottom structure that affect how waves, etc. return water to the sea.  Think of them as a river with current going outward, in the midst of a larger body of water. Many people drown when they cannot beat that current.  The trick is to swim sideways to the current, or perpendicular to the shore.  Usually it is not a difficult swim until on gets to the edge of that "river" of current.  Then head back to shore.  Just an FYI that might save lives from an old lifeguard.



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188,578 How can I create a word document on one computer, but it can't be opened by another computer? How could any programmer think it a good idea to create documents that aren't compatible on all machines? Programmers are isolated in their own geek world and have no ability to relate what they are doing to the bigger picture world.



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188,577 I have started doing something kind of creepy.

I live in a townhouse complex and I have a baby. He has always been a pretty good sleeper. He usually goes to sleep around 7ᛆ. He often sleeps through the night. If he doesn't sleep through the night, then he will wake up once, maybe twice and after a feeding go right back to sleep.

But a couple of weeks ago he woke up around 2am just screaming and crying and I couldn't get him to calm down. Finally, in desperation, I opened the door and walked outside. He immediately stopped crying, probably from the cool air and change of scenery. So I walked around outside with him for a few minutes while he calmed down.

I noticed there were a few lights on in some of the townhouses; not a lot, but a lot more than I would have thought at 2ᚨ in the morning. It made me feel a little less alone to know I wasn't the only one awake.

A few night later he stopped going to bed around 7ᛆ and started staying up until 9ᛆ so, remembering how being outside calmed him down, I started walking around outside with him in the evening. I walked around and kind of discretely glanced in the windows of the other units. For some reason it was just so nice to look at all the pictures on the wall, clocks, plants, bunk beds, etc. Since I could only see at window height, I couldn't see the floors so all of the units appeared to be super clean and inviting. I only saw 2 people. One of them was cooking and the other was watching t.v.  Since then whenever the baby won't go to sleep early, I walk around and look in windows from the sidewalk. I know it's super creepy, but I'm fascinated. And if anybody sees me... just taking the baby for a walk.



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188,576 Normally I sleep in the bedroom with my wife. A few times a month I'll fall asleep while watching TV down in the basement den. So if I'm not in bed when my wife wakes up, no big deal, she knows I'm in the basement.

Every Tuesday my wife participates in a woman's running group. They meet at 5ᛆ AM at the high school and do training exercises. My wife goes and comes back before I'm even awake. She's been doing it for years. She tells me she jogs over and back. I've asked who is in the group. She said it's a bunch of housewives. No men. Nothing for me to be concerned about.

So the other night I couldn't sleep. The basement smelled musty so I didn't want to watch TV down there. I ended up sleeping in the guest room. It's above the garage.

At 5ᛆ the next morning, I here the garage door open. It wakes me. I realize it's my wife heading to her workout. But suddenly I hear her talking. There is another voice. It's male. I peek out the window. There is a car in my driveway. A man is behind the wheel. My wife is getting in the passenger side.

An all female running group? She jogs over every morning? I don't think so. Why do women lie? What else is she lying about?



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188,575 I've been having a lot of dreams about spiders lately. After a few of them I figured out that spiders are a dream symbol for sexuality. That must explain why my spiders are so mad. I've only had sex twice this year, and it's August.

Still, the thought of giving my body to someone I don't give two fucks about doesn't appeal to me. That's pretty much why I've been celibate, because people are users and a woman's body is something many people will take from without giving anything back.

It's such an unsatisfying, empty feeling. You bring someone home, you fuck, they cum, you might cum, rinse and repeat a couple times. And then what, in the morning? You go back to meaning absolutely nothing to each other. Your relationship hasn't changed. No insight to that person was gained. It's like bouncing a tennis ball off a wall.

Some people enjoy sex for sex itself, and more power to them for it. I used to be that person. But now, unless I connect with someone on some kind of deeper level, it won't happen for me. I want to fuck someone and feel their presence in the moment, instead of the desperate urgency that precludes ejaculation. I want sex that actually brings me closer to someone.

Here's to waiting...23/f



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188,574 A 44-year old woman I know posted a Facebook thing about what zodical sign her "soulmate" would be.  It's just one of those BS things we see online that's for fun.  

I'm certain she didn't know that it got shared to Facebook. She never would have knowingly done that.  She's single and never married.  She's a fabulously successful professional.  But in her 20s and 30s she traded any relationship to pursue her career.  Now she's going on 50, and she's lonely.

I feel sad for her.  I've known her since we were 21 years old.  We all make bad decisions in our life.  Her bad decision was thinking she could do without companionship.



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188,573 I was at a resort in the Dominican a few years ago, snorkeling maybe 100 feet off the beach in shallow water.  Suddenly, I got caught in a small current that was running off the beach.  I felt myself getting pushed out to sea.  It was only for a little bit, but I tried swimming forward but kept going backwards.

I had this feeling of helplessness for maybe ten seconds.  Funny what goes through your head when this happens.  "I can't go forward.  No matter how hard I try to go forward, I can't.  I keep going backwards. Is this what people experience when they're pushed out to sea?  I feel so helpless.  I will die.  I will drown.  No, I refuse to drown.  I refuse to be mastered by this.  Fuck you.  You cannot stop me."

I got serious and powered myself through the current and back to safety.  I wasn't going to get swept out to sea.  But is this how people drown?  They just give up?



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188,572 Fuuuccckkkkkkk!
If you're married and unhappy. Just fucking end it. Don't go on dating apps and meet someone and tell them they're your dream woman. If you can't follow through then you're nothing but talk. Fuck you. I'm so angry and hurt. Stop being s fucking pussy.
Fml



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188,571 Why do I have such high standards when it comes to everything. I'm crying about something that is not even my fault. I take my education and what everyone thinks of me way too serious.

Better go workout so the stress wont show on my body. I love lifting weights, but I feel so bad if I skip even one day. I just want to be perfect god dammit. I'm already screwed up inside, the least I can do is to just be perfect in everyone elses eyes.

When it's sunny though, it feels like I can take on everything. Now that it's raining, I feel the pressure coming up again... I definitely have winter depression.



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188,570 Goddamn Mike Mignola :( I love his work but yah I get the message , won't spoil your movie with my presence ( joy , my torrent client doesn't care about my race ) .

Its so messed up , it shouldn't matter but it kinda does these days . feels like we've gone back 30 years ( and how did it turn out for the people who tried to do the right thing 30 years ago , ain't dumb you know .)



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188,569 Why are my children so mean? I feel like I failed.



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188,568 I asked about a job opening today. It's a start. First positive thing I did for myself in years.



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188,567 I don't understand the flooding and deaths in Texas. The hurricane has been in the news for a week. There was plenty of time to get out of harm's way. Yet a ton of people stayed and are now trapped or dead. I feel awful for them. But why didn't you listen to the warnings?



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188,566 I will be your preacher, teacher... anything you have in mind.



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188,565 I'm sad. The world beat me. Take it dickheads. It's all yours. I won't fight it anymore. I used to speak up and point out the greedy. Oh I was good at it. I interrupted many sly plans. I made selfish people mad as hell. It was satisfying, while also helping keep things fair for the little guy.

But you know what? I can't do it anymore. There is too much corruption. I can't fight it all. I stop one person, and I learn about 2 more. The water is spilling over the top of the dyke.

I did my part. I slaved at the task. But the bad guys will now win. I'm going to turn off my internet and TV. I'm going to sit in a comfy chair and do crossword puzzles. Good luck everyone.



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188,564 I don't get porn. I have no more interest in watching people have sex than I do watching them do their business on the toilet.



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188,563 Fuck the greedy assholes of this world. Oh my god, is there no end to your profiteering?

I have taken the same medicine for 30 years. It's very inexpensive. It costs me about $10 per month, but it's a life saver for me.

I went to pickup my prescription renewal. The big chain pharmacy said they don't carry it anymore. They substituted something else, which costs $60 per month. Why why why? So you can make more money?  I don't want a different drug. I want my regular drug. You fuck with people's peace of mind so you can make more money. Fuck you greedy corporations.



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188,562 It's hard to date in LA. I just want to be in a monogamous committed relationship. I just want a ambitious professional man who I can  suck his dick every morning, fuck him after breakfast then once more at night.
Im 5 feet tall, 32, female, Asian with big tits



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188,561 Everyone's been boring to me lately. Unless I've been drinking, I usually have zero desire for physical interaction. Intimacy scares the shit out of me, which probably has something to do with it. I meet people but I don't feel comfortable showing them my true self. All they see is a fat ass and a pretty smile, and they're sold.

But really, would you like me? Will you like me when I haven't showered for 3 days due to depression? Will you think I'm cute while I scarf down handfuls--HANDFULS of popcorn before the previews end? Will you think I'm worthy of attention when I disassociate so hard that I can't tell you that I love you, and mean it, for a little while?

There's so much more. Except for one guy.

Maybe what makes me love him so much is that I know he loves me. Not in a relationship way, but he loves who i AM. What's more attractive than that?



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188,560 I'm not sure if I'm doing that thing where I cut people off based on half the information in a situation, or if I truly have enough to go on to say that I don't like this person.

Yes everyone talks shit about their friends sometimes, but this is about something deeper than a single interaction. I find it more telling when someone talks about someone's character, rather than their actions.

If you don't like your friends' characters, don't be friends with them. If they annoy you from time to time, you should be good.

Nah, I think I'm right. I don't like this person because they avoid confrontation by telling whatever party is in their face what they'd like to hear. You can't trust someone like that.

Also, I don't like how ready you were to replace me and become the center of attention. I notice little shit like that. Good riddance.



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188,559 no one is going to take me alive. the time has come to make things right~! oh, my friends... you don't know.



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188,558 Yes you're paying those loveable hookers to be nice to you. Yes it's an exchange of money for services. If that's what you choose to do, that's your business, but don't fool yourself into thinking they like you or that they're not cringing inside the whole time. Most prostitutes aren't in the business because they want to be, but because they didn't have many other options.

Also remember that condoms don't protect against HPV or herpes.



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188,557 "The sun is falling and the sky looks like paint on fire. Come see.."

Come home. Come home and see.



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188,556 40 year old female here.  I have completely lost my sex drive.  I have zero desire. I don't even have desire to masturbate! I'm too young for this shit. I wish I could get it back.



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188,555 550 - Exactly this. Love and respect a person you have a connection with. Consider them your partner and your equal. Have each other's back. That's what it's all about.



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188,554 550 i just have to respond. First of all it doesn't matter if a hooker likes me or wants me, its a fair exchange of money for pleasure....and btw, they do like me, because i'm not fat, disgusting, dirty or out of line.
Love. I've had love in relationships, love of a child, i get that....but to me love is sex, that moment, a man and women get naked and intimate, nothing else is as amazing as that moment, everything else is just bullshit.
women banding together. They have! Believe me i would love to be in a loving relationship. I know many women and on facebook all you see is pictures of women with women, on vacation, dinner, never a man in the picture, you want to talk about sad! finally after that idiot got elected, women donned their pink pussy hats and marched....thats fine, but this divided every one further, really polorized dating sites.
Women won the war(higher paying job positions, rights) but severely lost the battle.



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188,553 Yeah yeah I'll pay my white guilt money...the moment you show me a African community with a higher standard of living than here.  I'm waiting....


On every count (except music) black people are a nett negative in any society.



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188,552 ... some women take car of the family.

Not my wife. I cook, I clean, I help our kids with their school work. My wife goes out. Terrible person, really terrible person.



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188,551 If I could do it all over again, I would have joined the military out of highschool. Embraced the suck and gone into special forces. I'm good at doing what I'm told, and find it fairly easy to ignore/turn off my emotions. And until recently physically fit was easy for me to maintain. I liked pushing my body to new heights. The killing bad guys would have just been a bonus.



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188,550 Or... If men decided to not get married... and women banded together and didn't put out... Geez then there would be nothing for anyone huh? How about concentrating on connections you have with those you are attracted to and have feelings for, and quit this battle of the sexes bullshit. People are so disconnected from each other as it is.  It's sad.  Some women like to be taken care of especially when they have kids... Then they take care of the family and the house. And btw, those loveable hookers, you're paying them to be nice to you.  They want your money.  They  don't want you.  All this divisions of the sexes makes me sick.



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188,549 There's a guy I hate. HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!! But when I close my eyes and think of a sexual fantasy, it's him I think about.



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188,548 527- Probably because women are moochers.  

Bigger picture message, never get married. Could you imagine if men as a whole actually banded together and decided marriage sucks for the guy, so they no longer got married.

Women would desperately want to have sex again. They'd also be on best behavior all the time, not only when they want something. And guys, you'd have far more money in the bank.



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188,547 How to solve the "He got a bigger piece of cake than me!" argument:

"Kid #1, you get to cut the cake. BUT, Kid #2 gets to pick his piece first."

In short order, they will be there with calipers, jewelers' loupes, and postage scales to make sure the pieces are EXACTLY the same size.

You're welcome!



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188,546 I found a chair at the side of the road. It's a Windsor chair made from hardwood maple. It was falling apart. I glued it back together. I'm making it look like an authentic Hitchcock antique chair.  I'm not trying to fool anybody I'm just doing it for fun.



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188,545 527- Probably because they're wives and not slaves.



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188,544 I once put an office magic marker up my behind while masturbating. By the next day I was in such pain down there. My prostate was so swollen and painful. In thinking about it later, that marker had probably been touched by dozens of hands in the office. Think of the germs. And I put it up my butt. Very bad idea.



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188,543 I saw that you posted one of those Facebook links that "tells" you something about your future,

This one was about "when you'll have a child."

After two abortions and giving up the only child you took to term to some random couple in AFRICA... maybe having a kid isn't something you should want to consider.



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188,542 I have nothing left to live for. I deserve to be alone



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188,541 I thought the fight was going to be boxing vs ultimate fighting whereas Mayweather does his boxing while McGregor does his ultimate fighting. I would have watched it if this were the case.



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188,540 Growing up, if my sisters and I left anything out without puttinit away my father would hide it from us. Favorite toys, shoes, homework, a birthday gift that I had bought a friend, anything. I spent a lot of my childhood in tears, redoing  homework and endlessly searching for my things. It caused me endless stress and to this day I hate him for it.



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188,539 I was horny and starting looking up escort reviews.  Decided to save $150 and just jerk off to porn.  Go me!  I'll use that $150 in other ways.



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188,538 A very hot woman keeps hitting on me, even though she is dating a "wonderful" 60 year old man.  He can't keep it up, and she is frustrated.
Women can be just as bad as men.



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188,537 I'm not a racist. I don't go for that shit. But I tell you, I wouldn't mind driving my car in to a bunch of democrats.`



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188,536 Dude uses the N word on a regular basis, he thinks there is no such thing as institutional racism. Yet, he tells everyone I'm the racist because I told a joke about Friday being inaccurate because Craig has a dad.



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188,535 I wasted my youth thinking about sex. My entire focus was getting laid. The high would last for a day. Then I'd want it again. I basically got nothing accomplished. Now I'm older. I have no career. No valid education. I wasted my life because of sex.



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188,534 I feel like I never get thanked for cooking or cleaning. He always complains and gets angry at some stupid shit instead of thanking me first. I feel so fucking unappreciative. Almost 8 years of doing this with a disease on top of all of that and he still hasn't asked to marry me. I'm not asking to bow on his knees or anything. Just shutting up and saying thank you first would make a world of a damn difference!



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188,533 I have a friend who created a software company making video games. They did some really good work. I'll bet most people have played one of their games somewhere along the way.

But my friend kept getting screwed over. He'd deal with larger companies who would market his games. They were supposed to pay him royalties, but it was always a hassle. The larger companies would make it so difficult for him to get paid what he was owed.

Finally, he just shut his company down. The entire thing gone. All his employees out of work. My friend didn't want to deal anymore with the unscrupulousness of American greed. He threw away a money making machine.

But he kept his dignity.

Most noble thing I've ever seen.



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188,532 Why just take pictures of Nazi protesters? Why not have them killed.  No one would complain.  And then while we're at it, that neighbor down the street who doesn't bring in his garbage cans, let's have him killed too. And that woman on the PTA who wears the nice outfit, I hate her being so thin. She should be dead. Let's wipe out everyone who disagrees with us. They don't deserve to live on our planet.



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188,531 528 if you are going to do such thing don't forget BLM, ANTIFA and other groups that cause nothing but trouble while I don't agree with "NAZIS" they have the right of freedom of speech just like other groups .  And btw I'm not even white , I'm consider a "minority".



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188,530 530, a hooker just left my place, and even though I would not  marry her, I greatly admire her and all the providers I have experienced. It's really easy to love them, they are just wonderful women, compared to women who bring nothing to the table, and make a big deal about sex.....I'm never going back.



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188,529 I have a friend who married a prostitute. like, a literal prostitute! she used to make money having sex with people all over town. and he married her because she has fake big boobs. How are people this dumb?



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188,528 I have an idea. Instead of 'counter' protesting at these nazi protests, we should just go and discretely take pictures of those who attend (nazi protesters and those who attend in support of them) and then post those pics on social media and let their employers etc. (school officials, if attendee is a student) deal with them. Expose them for who the really are and let their environment deal with them... I bet you money, once they start loosing their jobs and getting expelled from school, they'll rethink their ideology. I know that their racist rhetoric wouldn't fly where I work and we'd get rid of anyone with a racist attitude. BTW, I work at a place of higher education that is 90% white. This way, counter protesters wouldn't fuel their fire by giving them attention that they really are setting out to get, yet, they would get what they deserve.... As a matter of fact, I'm sure that if I thought of this, someone else has too. Maybe there is a website where one can submit pics of nazi protesters. I'm seriously wondering, how many of these racists would dare to show up at these rally's.



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188,527 I can't believe that men tolerate their wives not contributing to the household income and, on top of that, the wives not having sex with them! If I were a man, I certainly wouldn't tolerate this shit! And then, I'm wondering why these men are so pussy-whipped... lol... what's the point of keeping these kind of women around?



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188,526 Crying Nazi? That guy is like a one-man Panzer tank of shamelessness.



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188,525 So "no hate" protestors attack pro-Trump protestors.  What?  Does no one see the hypocrisy?  Supposedly you guys preach tolerance and no hate, but you're attacking people who support Trump?  Oh so tolerance is only for those who think just like you.  How does such bullying behavior become acceptable?  Oh because it's from that side.  People need to relax, I have a feeling pro-Trump types are no bullshit and eventually they will be PISSED.  These ultra conservatives...you're fucking around with them, they're gonna explode one day.



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188,524 I know you're off the market and all that, but it doesn't stop me from loving and missing you.



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188,523 The news media is getting a bad rap because bad actors  like Russia who  have been fairly successful at peddling disinformation. (Like TASS and Pravda lol) That's why we have a 4th estate. These people who work in the news media are simply doing their job. They are the referees who advocate for the truth. The enemies of truth are the ones who attempt to disparage the validity of information reported by a collective of free and independent news media. This is a free market system of ideas. People may be indifferent to the truth, but that's their own fault. Some may want to supply their own editorial spin on current events and/or history, but facts themselves are devoid of an agenda.



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188,522 If I could do it all again, I'd become a high school social studies teacher.  I'd be six years away from retirement.  But as it is right now, I'll be eating dog food.  I'll be working until I'm eighty.



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188,521 These days the profession of journalism is on the level of being a used car salesman.



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188,520 Our son was getting close to college age. I asked my wife to get a job. We could use the extra money to pay for his schooling. My wife didn't want to get a job. She liked her care free life. After a little pushing she finally agreed to work on her resume.

That was four years ago and she is still working on her resume. She hasn't sent a copy to anyone yet. She needs to make it just right. Wouldn't want to make a bad first impression on a potential new boss.

Meanwhile, our son is now starting his final year of college. Gee thanks honey, that extra income from you salary really helped him out...

What a selfish person she has been. And a liar too. Right, she's working on her resume...

Now I will leave her. Bet that will finally motivate her to get a job.  But too late, I'll be gone.



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188,519 My friend wants me to paint my lips red, to try harder. She now has hair extensions. She had me take pictures of her doing headstands at the beach today.

Ummm, I'm not trying and I'm aware I'm not trying.  But damn, relax and stop needing so much attention.

You do yoga and you're hot. Confirmed. Now shut up about yourself for five minutes and read a book. You make me so tired.

So I tell her I'd like to learn some poses for my lower back. She goes right into a headstand. That's it you asshole, teach your fat friend the absolute hardest pose in yoga. Perfect. That makes all the sense.



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188,518 Just listened to a podcast story about a pastor who hadn't slept with his wife in six years.  She recoiled when he touched her.  He ended up committing adultery and was thrown out of his job and house and lost his circle of friends.  I was moved by how happy he was after finding his 'soulmate'.  Sad of course for the life, wife and family he sacrificed to find happiness.

My wife and I haven't had P in V sex in 4.  After begging, every 6 months we'll 69 or I'll get a BJ.  It's like a hostage situation.  I've had fantasies, and some recollections, of what it feels like to have a woman truly want you.  She can't wait to feel you inside her.  Quickens her pace and moans low in her throat when you are about to fill her mouth with cum.

Trying to keep this afloat but I can't see us lasting much longer.



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188,517 I'm white and most of the people I'm friends with, or matter to me are black.



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188,516 I'm the admin of a local community facebook forum. If you misbehave, or one of your teenagers acts bratty online, your entire family gets booted. Amazing how many mothers get mad at me for insisting people behave in a civil manner. Don't like my rules, go somewhere else! Many people say they will get me back by starting their own forum. Of course there is that slight problem they'd have to put in effort, which they never do. So they end up with no forum and no ability to interact with neighbors. They are no longer invited to the online party. Boo hoo. If you were better people this wouldn't be a problem.



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188,515 What I really need is a good emotional fuck, some validation and empowerment.... but, if you listen to the mob, I'm just an asshole.

I could do so much good if my peers would stop blocking me. Selfishness abounds, but The Dude abides.



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188,514 Hey, I support freeing the nipple as much as anyone BUT to argue that it should be desexualized? Hmmm... Betcha anything if I went to that topless march in NYC Saturday and grabbed a titty or two, the grab-ees would should sexual assault.  Hey, boobs feed babies but they are also evolutionarily designed to attract men.  Free the nipple but don't touch the sexuality part!

- M respectful pervert



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188,513 Why does everything annoy me?



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188,512 I love scotch, whiskey, rum, vodka, and dark microbrew beer. But every once in a while I will "steal" a hard lemonade or zima (yayits back!!!).

They are fruity and sweet, and I enjoy the difference. Don't tell any of my friends that this beer snob likes cheapo fun drinks.

That's my secret, thanks for reading.



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188,511 Somewhere in China there's a six year old that can perfectly fold a fitted sheet and probably does it hundreds of times per day in the factory that makes sheets.  Me, I can only hope to get the damn thing balled up small enough to fit in a designated drawer.



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188,510 I went through my old email account and saw something depressing. It's been five years since my wife has sent me nudes or a pic of a boob flash. In that time, she has also stopped letting me talk dirty in bed, use sex toys, or be adventurous outside.

Then she asks why I'm not in the mood for sex. She also won't let herself cum when we do have sex. Every few months when she is in 'the mood', I no longer can perform well, and now it's my fault.

Fuck this, I give up. I want more. I want passion. I want fun. She acts like it's a chore. Still it's my fault. (Sigh)

I miss the old days.



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188,509 Being married to my wife is a series of never ending complaints. I come home and am greeted everyday by something that isn't exactly perfect for her.

"You're home. Finally. The hot water in the shower isn't as warm as I want. I told you about this before. Why didn't you make it better. Go fix it right now."

Yes Ma'am. I'm sorry the services at this hotel aren't to your liking.... oh wait, this is our home and I'm not the handyman. Go fuck yourself.



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188,508 I analyze my poop to see what meal it was. I'm sure everyone does this but no one is willing to admit it.



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188,507 Something I've never figure out, how to fold a fitted sheet.



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188,506 I love Sundays, I get to spend my afternoon with the most important people on my life my son and my husband , a good movie and dinner afterwards sounds good to me .

By hater , enjoy the silence.



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188,505 I change my sheets, oh, I'd say once every never.



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188,504 So blacks don't want to talk to whites about racism anymore. They don't want to talk to white people, period.

Well, YAY! Finally, a relief from the constant berating, scolding, and blaming. Please, by all means, follow through!



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188,503 I fucking jones for you. Feel me ?



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188,502 If I had my life to do over again, I'd change almost everything. I'd marry a different woman. In a heartbeat. I'd choose a different career. Fuck Wall Street. I'd become a math professor. I'd live in a different part of the country. A warm part. I would have kept in touch with some friends. I didn't realize once you lose them, they are gone for good. The one thing I'd keep the same, is my dog. He was the best decision I ever made.



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188,501 Democrats, you need to stop calling everyone a bigot when they disagree with you. The next Democrat who does it to my face is going to get pounded by my fist.



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188,500 I used to live in Houston and remember how quickly the streets and freeways would flood during heavy rains! Praying for you and hope your house won't be flooded. Keep us posted!



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