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188,799 Too many husbands have hobbies; if my husband ever gets one,I will kill her!



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188,798 Funny how when somebody wants/needs something, im the one they come crying to. But when they can pay their own whit and no longer have use for me, im no longer a blip on their radar. So while they're out on this Friday night having the time of their lives, im sitting here watching TV and scanning the internet for things that will help me make an improvement in my life...And waiting for things to go sour for them again so I can say "no sorry buddy can't help you this time" You're on your own till you can find some other "fucking bitch" to suck the life out of.



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188,797 It's funny how the same people who post those "adopt, don't shop!" things all over social media are the same people who are obsessed with pitbulls... which are a designer breed. Just an observation.



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188,796 After 15 years of marriage, I just realized what I got myself into when I was sitting in a doctor's office with my husband. He was filling out the questionnaire and when he had to list his hobbies, he laughed and said "there are none". So he put "horoscopes" because he studies them every day. Oh god. NO HOBBIES. He doesn't even care about the lawn.  :(
Let this be a warning from what appears as a happy marriage to others... if he doesn't have a hobby, find someone who does.



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188,795 Two or three months from now, I'll have another job. You can't keep a good girl down and all that. But two to three months from now, you'll still be short, fat, and with the worst case of resting bitch face I've ever seen.

You may have won this round, sweetie, but I think I won at life. Enjoy working for an imploding company and watching the weather channel for fun, you sad excuse for a human.



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188,794 I'm so private that I will not explain my reasoning because it's mine, and I know you will form some judgement about me and my character. I will say that one of my major fears is that people will think I'm lying, although I'm honest to a fault, but most of the time I hang on that slight cut of the eye when I open my mouth--and the fact that I assume that you assume that I'm lying means that I'm now internally freaking out so badly that it now seems like I'm lying.



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188,793 I'm in a bike race on Sunday. I'm leaving Saturday afternoon to drive a few hours away to the race location. I'm staying in a hotel. My husband isn't coming. He's staying home with the kids. I'm so excited. Not just for the bike race. But I'm sharing the hotel room with a man in my bike club. My husband doesn't know. He assumes I'll be in the hotel room alone. This man and I have been cycling in the same bike club for a long time. We have great conversations with plenty of flirting. Tomorrow we will be in a hotel room together. I will sleep with him. I know I will.



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188,792 The people who profit from wars are usually the people who start them.



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188,791 DirecTV salesmen are the worst.  They are rarely in public, but when they are, they are awful.  Twice I've been stopped by them in stores.  They act like they are my friend, and try to sweet talk me into switching my TV service to DirecTV.  So slimy.  Both times I tried to say "No thanks, I'm not interested", and they acted confused.  Both times I tried walking away, and they kept trying to chase me down and stop me.  So slimy.  The first time was alright because I got away easily, but the second time I got stuck with them three times.  I don't know why stores allow DirecTV salesmen to aggressively hustle their customers.

I'm still upset at the second DirecTV incident, because they ended up lying about trying to sell me DirecTV when I got frustrated with them.  They kept insisting they wanted to be my friend when obviously they were holding DirecTV documents in their hands, and were wearing DirecTV shirts.  These companies are so scummy.



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188,790 I'm finding more and more men wanting me to fuck their wives, in front of them. What an interesting turn on! I guess it combines a deep jealousy, and seeing another man lust after your wife, where maybe sex has become boring.



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188,789 I knew I could never love him when he excitedly said "I'm gonna get up early and go buy some new fake plants tomorrow!"

The most boring man alive, folks.



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188,788 I am literally sitting here on a late Friday afternoon awaiting the e-mail from the HR person to lay me off.



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188,787 fuck you, pushy salesman. what a dick. i believe most pushy salesmen have some deep issues.



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188,786 I love being private. My wife works nights, I work days, I have time to do my hobbies and spend time with my dogs. My wife and I see each other on the weekends and occasional days off. We have great vacations, but when we get back to our normal routine, its much better and relaxing.



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188,785 I'm private and shy. Shy at first. I've learned that some people use what you say against you, so I guess that's why.  It's also a thing of being watched, someone asks you things and it's like they're watching you, and they fill in the blanks of what they don't know and assume. And that really annoys me. I grew up in a big family, some aren't judgemental but some are, and I can tell in how someone asks questions. The ones who are judgemental tend to make little comments and i HATE that in family and other people. My dad plays detective and watches what you're doing and assumes the rest, I love him but that's what it is.
When i was in college, the extended family was more "together" and the questions were "what's your major? what do you wanna be?  bla bla bla"  every fucking time. Their kids were similar ages and I got the impression from some it was a competition thing. Because funny comments of how long it was gonna take me to finish. I kinda resent that now I have cousins who are in college who don't have to deal with that, even tho they're in the same boat i was. It's because the extended family isn't as in touch.
The other thing is people talk about you. I hate that but I had to learn to get over it, because it's gonna happen. So I just give the bare minimum, people don't need to know my business. If I feel like there's an audience, I get nervous inside, i'm ok one on one though. If I am one on one and that other person has a loud voice, I'm aware they're attracting attention and I get nervous. Also, my parents used to do this thing when I was little, like when there was company over, like they'd try to play me, say things at my expense. Not abusive, but an element of making me look bad,  basically showing off. Occasionally they still do but I give it right back and I'll put you in your place. So I guess that's why I'm private and don't like an audience, that childhood shit messes you up for sure. I just hate being given the third degree and being judged and watched. So I'm private.



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188,784 I learned to be a very private person. I guess I was a normal kid. I had friends. I did sporty things. There was one sport in particular I liked. I practiced alot. I got really good at it. There were competitions in this sport. I started winning alot.

I never thought much of the wins. It didn't matter to me. I liked the sport. That's all. I noticed the parents of the other kids were upset I would win. I could read it in the faces. One day I came back from a national event and bumped into one of the mothers in town. I had beaten her son at the local level.  She asked how I did at the nationals. I told her. I wasn't boasting or anything. She asked, I told her.

This mother though went around telling everyone I was bragging about winning. She said I was gloating and putting down other kids. None of her words were true.

I was hurt by the lies. I didn't understand what I did to deserve that. I shut down at that point. I didn't talk to anyone about my sport competitions anymore. It was hard to avoid. So I stopped talking to people about everything. I'd go my own way and would no longer hang out with anyone.

It took me years to realize the mother was jealous and wanted to intentionally hurt me for beating her son. She damaged me. To this day I still shy away from people.



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188,783 The astral connection is all that's left.   I wish you the best.  Love to you.



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188,782 I'm a very private person that doesn't associate with people.  I grew up with a dysfunctional family with severe mental illness and alcoholism.  I remember yelling and fights that would break out.  My other family members would blame me for the problems.  They would give me dirty looks, yell at me, and mock me.  When I lost all interest in schoolwork, teachers would tell me I'm making excuses.  When friends saw my family members yelling and throwing tantrums in public, they thought I was the weird one, not them.  I got bullied a lot.  I don't associate with people, and if you think I'm weird, get in line.  I left out so much.  I don't think I could write it all down.



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188,781 I have no respect for my wife. That's the entire problem with my marriage. I view her as lazy and untrustworthy. She brings it on herself. She doesn't do anything but sit around and take care of herself. Everything she does is for her. She doesn't work. She doesn't clean. She cooks, but just for herself. I mean how can I feel any gratitude towards a woman who cooks just for herself. We have kids by the way. She cooks something fancy for herself. I make the kids and I spaghetti. There's also a problem where she spends whatever she wants. Even when I ask her to stop. Or I ask her to return an entirely unnecessary expensive item, like a bathmat shaped like a fish. It cost $200. We had words. I asked her to return it. She reluctantly said she would. A year later I found the bathmat hidden in a box in the basement. How infuriating. Not only did it cost me $200, we ended up getting zero use from it because she was too lazy to return it. Everything about her is a negative. She gets no respect from me. It's why this marriage sucks. It's all her.



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188,780 If you are an adult in a house share situation and there is a room or area that you never stock, maintain, or clean, you don't get to use it. It's not complicated. If there's a little half bathroom, for example, that you never ever clean and never supply with toilet paper or hand soap, YOU DON'T GET TO USE IT. And you certainly shouldn't ask when those items disappear. Have some integrity and be an adult.



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188,779 What is up with very private people?  

Although I'm not one to spread my secrets to anyone who will hear, but when people are quiet and don't divulge anything about themselves (even simple questions), it's kind of weird.  Makes me wonder what they're hiding or what happened to them...

Thoughts?



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188,778 In our late 20s we get antsy and restless. Crisis can happen. It may be hokum but some attribute it to an astrological event known as Saturn's return.



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188,777 I want to have sex with someone, but I don't want to be hurt again.



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188,776 It may not be the weight.  They say that's a thing happening to guys now, some guys.  They get so used to jerking off while watching porn that they can't cum with a woman through sex. Almost like they're rewiring their brains sexually. Try not watching porn for awhile, see what happens.



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188,775 I can't cum during sex or blowjobs.  I can get started and last forever, but my dick starts feeling numb eventually and I can't finish.  I can only cum through masturbation and watching porn.  This started happening the past year.  Before then, I could have sex just fine.  I think it's because I gained a bunch of weight.



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188,774 771, question...if you don't mind...how old are you and how old is he?  I'm a female, just curious.  I was talking to this guy, we were supposed to meet and fuck, and I have a feeling he flaked because he can't get fully hard/keep it up.  He told me this story about hooking up with a woman and said "i shouldn't be telling you this..." followed by how he didn't stay hard, but he finished her off in other ways.  He's in his 40's, just wondering how old your hubby is...



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188,773 I saw someone completely GUT two people with a Pick Axe in my dream.  and i loved it! wasnt scared at all.



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188,772 People like me don't get to have happy endings. Only little blips of happiness here and there on the downward spiral to ruin and perdition.



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188,771 I have repeating dreams about running, like running in a road race. I wake up with my heart pounding and out of breath. I think this is how I will die, of a heart attack in my sleep due to one of these dreams.



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188,770 It's been about 45 days since my husband and I had sex. This is unacceptable & by complaining about it I am driving him farther away. It's bullshit that I can't call bullshit on a sexless marriage. That I can't be bothered by it. I should just be happy? No. There is no excuse valid enough to lay next to your hot, younger wife that loves you and not try to have sex on over 45 days. The excuses aren't excuses anymore. I won't be trying anymore. It isn't good sex if I have to try all the time for it. If I am the only one who initiates and the only one who works. Not worth it. I'm out.



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188,769 I married a hypochondriac. Every day she has a new concern about her health. A little back ache becomes a reason to go to an expensive physical therapist. A headache must be a brain tumor. Her teeth, she must get them cleaned and looked at every month. What is going to happen as she ages and there really is something wrong? It will be a disaster. I'm not sure I'm going to stick around and watch.



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188,768 I have never relaxed. I finish one task and it's on to the next. Boom boom boom. The last time I went on vacation was probably 20 years ago. I didn't like it. I'm not good at sitting still. I have to keep moving.

But you know what? I'm so tired. I wish I could be more normal.



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188,767 I am experiencing a quarter life crisis

26/f



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188,766 I shouldn't have let my roommate fuck me. Now it's just weird



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188,765 I think that Utah nurse was totally melodramatic.  Shut. Up.



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188,764 My sister in law (divorced many years) has one child. A girl. In the summer between high school and college, the girl met a boy. They started dating. The boy would spend the night. He would hang out with the girl all day at my sister in law's house.

When the girl went to off to college, the boy stayed behind. He kept sleeping in the girl's bedroom. He had no where else to go. His own parents were getting divorced and it was complicated.

A month into her freshman year the girl called her mother saying she met someone new at college. She started dating the new boy. She didn't want to tell the boy sleeping in her bedroom at her mother's house. But awkward. She was sleeping with one boy at college, meanwhile she has another boy sleeping in her bedroom at home.

My sister in law didn't want to tell the boyfriend in her daughter's bedroom either. But she did. Weird, that the girl's mother had to break it off between the boy and her daughter. She did it kindly though. She told him he's a good kid. His story is sad. She didn't want to see him homeless. So my sister in law said he could keep living in the daughter's bedroom. She did his laundry and fed him. She says they have become friends. They hang out. They go on bike rides and hikes. She takes him to dinner and the movies. She got him a job at a gym. She seems very happy to have him around. I think it makes her feel safe and gives her someone to talk to everyday.

This has been going on for a year now. The girl is starting her sophomore year in college. She didn't even come home for the summer. She stayed at college to work in a lab.

It's a strange relationship - the girl's former boyfriend  living with the girl's mother. I think there might be something going on. I can't be sure. He's 19. My sister in law is 48. Doesn't matter. Not my business. But it's kind of touching that the mother and her daughter's former boyfriend have worked it out and sort of found each other.



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188,763 Once, my ex started complaining about a coworker while I was sucking his dick. I got PISSED.  He couldn't understand why and said I was making a big deal.  How do u talk about that shit with your dick in a girl's mouth? WTF



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188,762 I'm going to watch you fail.  
I could help you, but I won't.
Why? Because it pleases me to watch an overconfident, know nothing, ex-miltary, narcissistic cunt like you drown.
You really have no idea how badly you fucked yourself when you decided that, rather than an ally, you chose to make me your enemy.
This ain't the Navy bitch. Here in the real world you're proof that military intelligence really is an oxymoron.



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188,761 Some people aren't posting for the mindless and take it as a compliment if it's over their heads



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188,760 No talking during sex. If you are saying something sexy, well okay. But don't start telling me about what happened at work... WHILE WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF INTERCOURSE! Does this really need to be explained?



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188,759 I'm planning an affair with someone who doesnt even know it yet.



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188,758 I really want to fuck.  It's been so long.  Not with just anyone, with someone I like.  But it's been so long, idk, I might just settle for someone I think is attractive who wants me.  I'm still young, I won't be forever. The years are flying.  I need to feel a nice cock inside me, a man's tongue in my mouth while he's pounding my pussy...uggghh



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188,757 We did it on the floor in front of the fireplace on a rainy day. Doesn't get any better.



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188,756 Ben I've been thinking about you lately.  You want nothing to do with me but I guess I have a soft spot for you.



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188,755 I've been dreaming about you a lot and I wake with a deep sense of love and peace. Maybe we're connecting somewhere in the middle ground of the cosmos. I wish you happiness and I love you always. <3



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188,754 I can't handle stress. I over-think everything.
My eleven year old is experiencing signs of depression and anxiety. She says she feels like she can't get a deep enough breath, her hands feel sweaty, she feels "like you feel when you get in trouble" & like ones stomach feels when they're going down a roller coaster. It sometimes prevents her from eating when she should be hungry. She also experiences slight nausea & sleep disturbances. All of this began when she went to her dads for the summer visit. She came home and the issues did not go away. I fucking hate him for this. If something traumatizing occurred while she was there, she won't tell me about it. I've asked. Several times. No no and no. She says she loves her dad and enjoys the time spent with him but doesn't like leaving home or me or her sisters. I am at a loss. I have never felt this depressed in my life. I have passed down my anxiety disorder to my child.



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188,753 I'm still thinking about you.



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188,752 My boss's password is on a post-it note sticking to the side of his computer. This is a bank. I'm sure the honchos in corporate hire expensive computer security experts to keep everyone's money safe. Then my boss has his password there for all to see! Shaking my head.



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188,751 Hope you had a great birthday.
I mostly thought about the bull.



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188,750 A large part of me feels bad for the people of Houston and all of south west Texas.   But another part of me says - Fuck you Texas Government.  You guys are SOOOO anti Washington and your asshole Senator voted agasint Hurrciane Sandy relief. Now you want Federal Government help! Go fuck yourselves!



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188,749 Free roaming man.. what a summer, like I was 25!years younger. Saw a bunch of shit and met a ton of people... I'm going to do it again soon.   Gonna sell my Honda Civic this week...

Did 3,800! miles, might as well been a million. I'm not going back to the conforming, grandpa life.  I avoided a personal error by bit fucking a willing partner. I didn't roam to abandon  all, just see what's out there...

I want my wife to live life, to love life, to join me in wandering. She is viper mad at me. But I knew that would be when I left... Fuck that, so what. What she thinks matters to me but she is no absolute arbiter of good in the world.
I've met every obligation ever asked if me.  I'm gonna do it again after Thanks giving, I'm gonna buy another piece of shit car and do my Christmas shopping in tiny rural stores in the south. viper that, yer no better because you conform, you only satisfy someone else's idea of proper. Fuck that.



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188,748 I think the reason why you make fun of him for being short and being a nice guy is because you used to be that kind of person, but life beat it out of you and told you that wasn't what a man was supposed to be. Now you're mad because I like him more than I like you, considering how shallow and downright mean you can be.



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188,747 II was married to a floating turd.

I see others suffering here under similar circumstances and I wish they could know that ending it is a viable choice. Have the courage.

When it's over, you will see them for who they really are. It will be okay.



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188,746 44 lol, maybe you should start your own nude yoga classes, you might be surprised how many other women would sign up and the extra money wouldn't hurt either .



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188,745 I really want to be with you Mike. I've been dreaming about you because my heart knows that you're the only one in my life who could care for me the way I need to be cared for. And you don't know this about me, but if I allow myself to love you, I'll give you everything I have. I wish you'd let me open the door



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188,744 I'm trying to be loyal to my wife.  You didn't have to wear that low cut blouse with those perky tits hanging out.

Now I have to go home and jerk off.  Thanks.



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188,743 I do naked yoga after the kids go to school and hubby goes to work. Not in a class, only in my living room by myself. It's a very sensual experience. Definitely gets the juices flowing. Part of me wishes it was in a class with others. But I checked and there is no such thing anywhere around here. In a big city yes, but not in prude suburbia. Darn. :(



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188,742 I've literally turned into the girl that looks like she has a fantastic life, and who hates it. I hate this. I don't give a shit about what my life looks like, I'd rather have it feel good from the inside.

Guys don't want to get close to me because "I could have anyone I want," which obviously means I find people disposable? It's really not so. I'll dump someone if I find something I don't like dealing with, but that's usually someone who's ignorant or someone who resists effective communication in favor of pretense, facades, and lies.

I hate that committing is such an issue these days. Most people don't want to, but I have to admit that I find it hard to trust people because what you see is not what you get with me. So when you tell me you like me because you like what you see, I don't trust it. You haven't seen anything yet.

I wish I could get past this and let somebody in, but every time I do it's some bummy guy that needs something from me. I'm so tired of that.



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188,741 724- Try breathing out all of your air and not breathing back in. See how long you can stand it. Imagine you were completely unable to breathe back in. It would be terrible. Not at all peaceful. Please don't do it.



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188,740 What do you do when you're extremely horny but don't want to have sex with strangers nor friends, nor exes?  Wouldn't want to make a friend for the sole purpose of this...

26/f



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188,739 724 – What you are contemplating doing would not be a peaceful experience.

A number of countries that execute by hanging (or did until they abolished capital punishment) do so by a humanely-intended best-practice method known as "long drop".  Based on the convict's weight and build, and using a book of calculated figures, the executioner estimates the optimal length of the convict's drop so that the impact would be sufficient to break the neck, causing (apparently) immediate unconsciousness, but would not be sufficient to decapitate the convict.

The optimal "long drop" could easily be six feet, or a foot or two more for someone of lighter weight.  Your experience, hanging by suspension or by a very short drop, would not be like that provided by a professional executioner intending to dispatch the convict humanely.  Thrashing around conscious for several minutes while you slowly strangle would be anything but peaceful.

I have no idea what's driving your misery, so I'm not going to offer you platitudes or suggest that you find Jesus or something.  However, while I obviously can't go into it here, there are better, peaceful ways of going if one must.  I'm retired and live alone.  Should I get to the stage where I have an intolerable ongoing illness or know that I will soon be incapable of managing myself, I have the means of dispatching myself with certainty and without pain.  The gear (it's all legal) sits in a taped-up box.  It's just there, and the thought of it being there doesn't normally even occur to me from one month to the next, but I am quietly comforted that I have organised it with a rational mind while I am still enjoying retirement with a good quality of life.



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188,738 Fuck having kids, but marriage seems cool. I'm down to spend the rest of my life with my best friend/lover. If we decide not to pull out one day, I hope we won't completely fuck up another human with our own insecurities and inaptitude. People don't tend to notice when they're projecting, and it seems too many adults are all too comfortable with treating their children like emotional (and sometimes, unfortunately, actual) punching bags, as if an innocent child is well equipped to process these things. I hope to never do that to a child, especially mine. That's assuming I decide to procreate, which is unlikely, or if we ever adopt.



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188,737 Nope, the drama and nonsense is not worth it. Marriage & parenthood are wastes of time.



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188,736 724- please don't do it. What's happening in your life that makes you feel this way?



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188,735 u are one stupid passive aggressive dumb little bully



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188,734 Are you kidding me?!?  I am so thankful that we are at the end of the first day of school social media posts, but today was a new one! "Joey's last first day of pre-K!" followed by 17 pictures.... Good lord, ENOUGH.



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188,733 Too bad men can't realize that shit in their early 30's.  It would save a lot of heartache.  20's is for mistakes, you're still a kid, a grown kid.  But jeez, it takes til your 50's to realize, if you do at all?  Ugh.  At least you're married.  Guys I know who are over 40 and never married, never had kids, think the same way you do, but they just won't get involved period.  "Oh i wanna fuck her...she'll complain and it'll end up being drama...it's not worth it...i'd rather go home and watch porn and movies and drink and be comfortable anyway..."



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188,732 I hate that you're so self-centered, you think your truth is THE truth when it comes to everything. If somebody's problems don't seem that bad to you, you'll make fun of them and call them weak. If somebody makes a decision you don't agree with, you call them stupid and get mad at them.

Most of all I hate that I trusted you enough to tell you something in confidence that was important to me, and you use every chance you get to tell it like a funny story. FUCK YOU. Have fun in prison, asshole. Maybe it'll teach you some respect.



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188,731 My parents taught me if you can't say anything nice don't say it at all, i don't like to talk smack about people even if they don't understand me, I speak Spanish to my family even though all of them speak English, and i had people giving me dirty looks , i even had an old lady complaining to her daughter how much she hates when people " don't speak English" thinking i couldn't understand her, I turn around and I gave her a dirty look and she just kept her mouth shut funny thing my family is upper middle class , i went to private school and even had a housekeeper growing up , we used to come the States for shopping  and used to go to Disney every few years . Perceptions and stereotypes are funny indeed.



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188,730 Getting sober did a lot of good things for my life. I stopped sleeping around as much, and getting up in the morning was easier. I stopped feeling like a literal sack of toxins all the time, socially and physically.

I started drinking again after 6 months, and it definitely has its ups and downs. I have good friends that look after me though, and warn me when I'm getting back to my old ways.

One lovely side-effect, though, is that I no longer throw myself into the idea of a man, even though I drink again. Before I would be a slave to my emotions, oxytocin, and lies. Now I've realized that I have the power, and nobody can take that from me.

Now I just need to find someone that'll actually make me give a damn about them.



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188,729 Yes yes, we know, the end is nigh.



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188,728 BOOM..she still talks to me.



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188,727 I remember the time I went to my (now ex) boyfriend's family's house for a special dinner. It was strange because both he and his mother told me that I had to pretend I wasn't his girlfriend because they wouldn't approve of him dating a black girl. I should have just never gone.

But I know those looks you're talking about, the not so secret ones. They're very telling indeed. They could tell we were dating anyway :P



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188,726 These 2 spanish people at my job were talking about how fuzzy my hair is, thinking I didn't know enough spanish to tell or that i wasn't listening. I gave the female a death glare and they started talking about how angry I looked.

People call it a stereotype, but sometimes foreign people ARE talking shit about you in front of your face. Fuckers.

Doesn't matter much though, she'll be scrubbing my dirty dishes later on anyway.



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188,725 It's funny how we have our own perceptions about people we don't really know. There was this girl, and I was kind of jealous of her. I thought she had the perfect life, perfect boyfriend, perfect mental health, perfect friends etc. But now that I have classes with her, I see that she is as insecure and stressed as I am.

Maybe people have those same perceptions about me, and here I am worrying about what people think. This kind of takes some weight off of my shoulders :)



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188,724 In my late 30s I'd see a beautiful woman, and I'd forget about my wife.  I would imagine fucking them hard, maybe even find out a few things about them.  The interest would die out soon enough, and I'd move to the next one.

15 years later...

Now I see a beautiful woman, think about fucking them, and... "No, fucking them wouldn't do anything for me.  She's just another woman out there.  She would whine and complain after a while.  It would be a mess, and I don't have the energy for this bullshit anymore.  Why am I not happy with what I have anyway?  Why don't I build on what I have?  Do I really think that fucking another woman would end up putting me in any better of a situation than I am now?  The truth is, I would just carry my own problems to the next woman.  Nothing would ever get better.  The idea that fucking that gorgeous woman would be a terrific experience is nothing but a lie."

I don't know if that's cynicism, or wisdom.



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188,723 I've chosen hanging. But not where I kick the chair out from under me and my neck snaps. That sounds painful. No, I will gently ease myself off the chair so the noose slowly tightens and cuts off my air flow. I believe this approach will be much more peaceful.



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188,722 At a party this holiday weekend at my sister in law's place.   One of her friends was there and her son of almost, but not yet, 18.  There is something going on between them, I know it.

When she walked in there was this milli second of non-verbal communication between her friend and the son. The type you see between lovers.   A milli second only and you had to be in the right place and at the right moment to see that.  I was and my radar was on high alert from that point on for the rest of the day. As I said I am sure of it.

But I can say nothing. I've had words with my sister in law in the past and I know this would be unwanted information. If I told my husband he would just laugh on it and say “Good for him, I hope he is doing her as much as he can.  But you stay out of it, not your family” So I will stay silent and hope this ends well and not ugly.



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188,721 I hate my job. Going to work everyday just strips my soul of any humanity I may have.

Tomorrow I'm going to call out sick,buy a bunch of cheap beer and watch television all day. Then on Wednesday I'm going to call my boss and tell him I quit and to kiss my cock.

I don't have much of a plan past that but I would rather be homeless than spend one more minute at my job.



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188,720 For the first time in my life I'm truly concerned there will be a nuclear war. It's the fat boy from North Korea. He's out of his mind. He wants to kill us and I'm not sure why. I don't think he even knows why. He's a psycho with a nuclear bomb. I don't think he understands what he is doing. He will blow up Guam or Hawaii or Japan. We will retaliate. Russia will retaliate. China will retaliate. We will all be dead. And for what? Because of this fat fuck. How did the powers that be let it get this far? Goodbye everyone.



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188,719 I'm a recovering Facebook user. Cut the cord everyone. Life was better before Facebook. Life is better after you give up Facebook.



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188,718 It's really creepy that some men only think about gender equality when they're talking about beating women



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188,717 When I know that a man is interested in me (and I happen to find him attractive as well), I start getting REALLY awkward. I tend to withdraw, fumble my words, and cannot be my bubbly self. Should I just say, "fuck it, I'll be really forward with this dude"?  I can't tell what people's intentions are, additionally - which makes me nervous.

Haven't really ever figured out how to get around this. Please advise.

26/f



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188,716 I used to hit my first boyfriend. Not very hard. Playfully. Every girl I knew acted like that. I felt like it was something I was supposed to do. But I think sometimes it went a little too far and maybe I hit him a little too hard or was a little too disrespectful.

I've never hit a guy since. And unless I'm being attacked or something, I don't think I ever will again.



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188,715 713- Try square dancing. I'm 68 next month and about 7 years ago I got tired of doing nothing with my wife anymore, so I checked out square dancing. Once a week and sometimes twice I get out and meet a lot of nice people and dance with wonderful ladies. My wife makes fun of me for going, but I'm finally meeting new friends and having lots of fun. Just saying!



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188,714 When I was a kid I was playing rough with one of my best friends who was a boy (i was a tomboy) he told me to punch like boys do so I did and ended up knocking his front teeth, my parents were very upset at me , they grounded me for a week and pulled me from martial arts classes .  I don't feel guilty about it we were good friends , I meant no harm we were just having fun but I haven't hit a man since  then.



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188,713 In a moment of bliss, I confessed to my spouse the most erotic things that I have ever encountered. Most had their involvement. In response I got nothing about me.

I'm kind, loving, and romantic. I guess it goes to show I'm never enough.



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188,712 I'm a nice guy. I'm kind. I can hold a conversation. I'm reasonable. I'm not overly political. I'm not obnoxious. I'm educated. I'm funny at times. I don't smell bad. I don't drool.

Why do I have no friends?

What's more, there is no chance of ever making new friends if you are male and over 50.



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188,711 I have to hide my mother in law from my facebook newsfeed. She literally posts all day every day for hours on end. Today she posted 50 times. Literally. I counted. My feed is flooded with all her stupid memes about "life", "relationships","single life", coffee this, coffee that yada yada same recycled crap over and over. Its like she just sits there all day sharing literally everything she sees that she agrees with or thinks pertains to her life. Funny thing is she posts so much shit, she forgets half of what she posts so she often reposts things unknowingly. She's like this almost everyday just sitting there posting and sharing memes day in and day out. Can you say addicted???? Jesus Christ. You think she would get the hint when she doesn't get likes or comments on the drivel she constantly posts. Looks like I'm not the only one who decided to hide her LOL!!!!!



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188,710 I punched my sister in the arm when I was about 15. She cried. She never told anyone though. She's a good egg. I felt like a jerk for hitting her. I've never hit anyone ever again. It's been 40 years.



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188,709 The host came over to me. He pointed out I haven't been to his last half dozen social gatherings. He teasingly said I must not like him. Then he lowered his voice a little and said, that's not it is it? I could tell he was concerned, maybe even offended that I skipped those invites. I wanted to tell him the truth. I wanted to. But I lied. I said I've just been so super busy. But I wanted to tell him that life with my wife is miserable. It's drags me down. It paralyzes me. I just want to be divorced already. But I can't until the house sells. So I can't even tell anyone I want a divorce. Not him and not my wife. I drudge on. But talking with the host highlighted to me how much a bad marriage has worn me out. I need this to be over already.



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188,708 My ex would slap me at times. He dragged me around once and kicked me off the bed once. He could also be verbally abusive. Before him, I believed that women shouldn't take for granted that men shouldn't hit us, I've seen some women get disrespectful smart mouths and thought, those are the women that get slapped, or those are the women who deserve it. And the women who hit and slap, they deserve it too. Unless of course they found their man cheating, anything goes then. Well, I wasn't disrespectful or nasty, I never raised my hand to him, honestly if a man wants to hurt you, he can. And I still got smacked. I just don't understand how these women who say what they want and fuck around and hit guys get away with it. I was a good girlfriend. That's the world I guess.



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188,707 In a moment of bliss, I confessed to my spouse the most erotic things that I have ever encountered. Most had their involvement. In response I got nothing about me.

I'm kind, loving, and romantic. I guess it goes to show I'm never enough.



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188,706 My wife read me the riot act, both verbally and passively, because I was taking two kids to the fair, and I had planned to spend about 120 on the whole afternoon.

It hurt the bank account, to be sure, but it was about average for every year. She was pissed off. Would barely text or talk to me the whole day. Gave me a hard time for days.

But dinner? The 100 bill for food for us and the kids? That's cool, and she wants to do it weekly. But the fair? Once a year? Food, games, rides, gas, parking, henna, souvenirs? Nope, that's wasteful.

Her monthly mani/pedi and a hair dye costs more than that, but taking the kids to the fucking fair is a waste? Bitch, please...



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188,705 I'm a guy that doesn't believe in the "men should never hit a woman, ever, for any reason" bullshit. I have taken a 'girl slap' of frustration without a hit in response. I've taken an elbow in the nose from my sleeping wife when in my sleep I fondle her body in a dream-state attempt to have sex. A hit (slap, punch, knee) of shock when I surprise her while being goofy is ignored in fun.

But a direct assault in anger? Hell no, that woman will get a roundhouse or uppercut in response. Fair is fair, right? Here you go, feminist, here's your fist of equality. Making me a knuckle sandwich gets one in return. Your ass is going down.

My wife just told our kids that I'm an asshole for saying women have to keep believing in equality even when it's not in their favor. She said that's why she has never slapped me in anger when we're fighting. Because she fears getting hit back.

Because I'm a woman-hating asshole. No, not because it's stupid to hit your spouse in anger, not because assault is wrong, or verbal fights shouldn't end in fists. It's because I'm an asshole that would hit her back.

That's some awesome feminist ideals right there. She is a strong lady, and she has a mean right hook, and from playing around I know she has power. She is no weakling, and she has 100 pounds on me, but the only reason she won't hit me is out of fear.

Thanks for trying to teach the kids that men are still assholes because I believe in equality at all times. It's not that she won't hit me out of love or common decency or respect, it's fear. Great lesson. Thanks.



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188,704 Your son was accepted to Harvard and you turned it down? Wow. I want to smack you in the head.



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188,703 Home Depot sells a caulking product for sealing cracks in a leaking basement wall. Only thing is, the calking product dissolves in water. Like who the fuck thought that is a good idea? How can it be for sealing leaks if it turns to mush when it gets wet?

I'm so damned tired of the crap that gets passed off as a valid product. Everything is out of control.



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188,702 It annoys my wife to do things as a family. She hates being with me and our children.



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188,701 I've known my husband since we were teens, but we've only been married for 5 years.  Except for when I was pregnant, I've always been skinny.  Along with skinny came small boobs.  After children, though, I'm left with D cups, which are slightly annoying.  No more dainty little bras or cute tops, because I have to reign in these monsters.  My husband likes to say that he knew me BB - "Before Boobs."

Within a year of us getting together, I'd put on nearly 20 pounds.  Years later I've added another 15.  My husband thinks women should have some meat on their bones, so he cooks these fattening dishes (though wonderfully delicious).  He also expects dessert every night.  In the beginning, if I didn't eat all or enough of what he'd cooked, we'd get into a fight because it would insult him.  Finally I got him to learn how to cook healthier, but he still likes to take us out to eat a lot.

Finally I'd had enough.  Fifteen extra pounds is kind of okay, but 35 is not.  I've been determined to lose the weight.  But he sabotages me.  Whenever he sees me grilling chicken or fish, and preparing fruits and vegetables for the week, he will show up at home - even during his lunch hour with things like pizza, fried chicken, takeout Chinese or even fast food.  The Chinese food one night, Christ.  There were only three of us, yet he brought home five dishes, soup, Lo Mein, fried rice and egg rolls.  

I finally asked hime the other day what the hell was up, why he was so determined for me NOT to lose weight, even though I'm miserable being fat.

He said he's afraid that if I lose weight, I'm going to lose my boobs.

I'm now determined to lose FORTY pounds, boobs and all!



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188,700 I met someone fantastic! Boom!



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