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189,199 The simple fact of the matter is:

"West Virginia State Board of Education v. Barnette, 319 U.S. 624 (1943), is a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States holding that the Free Speech Clause of the First Amendment to the United States Constitution protected students from being forced to salute the American flag and say the Pledge of Allegiance in school. The Court's 63 decision, delivered by Justice Robert H. Jackson, is remembered for its forceful defense of free speech and constitutional rights generally as being placed "beyond the reach of majorities and officials."

It was a significant court victory won by Jehovah's Witnesses, whose religion forbade them from saluting or pledging to symbols, including symbols of political institutions. However, the Court did not address the effect the compelled salutation and recital ruling had upon their particular religious beliefs but instead ruled that the state did not have the power to compel speech in that manner for anyone.

Barnette overruled a 1940 decision on the same issue, Minersville School District v. Gobitis (also involving the children of Jehovah's Witnesses), in which the Court stated that the proper recourse for dissent was to try to change the school policy democratically.

However, in overruling Gobitis the Court primarily relied on the Free Speech Clause of the First Amendment rather than the Free Exercise Clause.[1]"



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189,198 So kneeling during the anthem to protest police brutality is "un-American" and "disrespectful" (despite it not being against the flag code), but championing the Confederate flag, which is, no matter how many times people try to push revisionist history, an actual symbol of a rebellion against America (not to mention loaded with tons of racism), is fine?  

Some people are freaking idiots.

P.S. I have voted Republican more often than not in my life, so this isn't a liberal/conservative thing. This is about common sense, decency, and the right to protest, which has been an American right for over 241 years now.



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189,197 I don't make my students say the pledge. They stand for it out of their own will and put their hand over their heart, so I'm not going to tell them not to do that. I don't see it as my place to impress my views of the flag and its meaning into them. They already stand and put their hand over their hearts, and like I said, I wouldn't stop them from doing that. They might have a teacher in the future who might be upset by students who don't stand for the pledge. I don't want it to be because I put that into their head. If they're going to refuse to stand, I want it to be out of their own volition, a conscious choice.

If they ever want to know why they say the pledge, I'd be more than happy to find an informational, unbiased article to have them read and form their own opinion on.

I don't want to tell them what to think. I want to show them the path and lead them to making their own conclusions based on facts and logic. I hope I've been successful in this endeavor...



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189,196 I cannot stand people who sneeze incredibly loudly. Like, I'm a pretty large human with a respiratory system, and I know for a fact that you never have to sneeze so disruptively loud. How much attention do people need?



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189,195 I have frequent fantasies in my head where I plan out the murders of people I don't like.



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189,194 About a year ago I told my doctor my meds weren't working as well. I said when I double the dosage though, things are much better. The doc then officially doubled my dosage. Instead of prescribing 50 mg, he prescribed 100 mg. I was lying. I wanted the higher dosage to save money.  The 100 mg pills cost only slightly more than the 50 mg. So now I bite the 100 mg in half. For essentially the same money, the meds last twice as long.



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189,193 Here are the sponsors of the NFL:

Anheuser-Busch InBev, Barclays Bank, Bose Speakers, Bridgestone Tires, Campbell's Soup, FedEx, McDonald's, Microsoft, Nationwide Insurance, Nike, PepsiCo, Ticketmaster, Under Armour, and Visa.

I won't be giving these companies any of my business until the football players stop disrespecting America.



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189,192 189: This is really fucked up! Wifey has serious character flaws, not to mention mental health problems! I think, this is one of the craziest wife stories I've read here... BTW, just curious, did you confront her when you discovered that she was making the scratch marks on the garage door?



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189,191 Some women who identify as lesbians are still bisexual some definitely not



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189,190 The thing about the flag, it's just a meaningless symbol. It's there to make us feel like we are one people, brave and fair and  strong and free. But in reality, we are bunch of jackasses. We hate each other. We steal. We lie. We cheat. We are eager to flip the bird to anyone who gets in our way. We are bitter angry cunts. But then we look to the flag and tell people it stands for who we are.  More correctly, we should look at a cesspool and say the pledge. That's what this country is, a cesspool. The flag is a idiotic fake symbol.



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189,189 Let me tell you about the fucked up shit my wife pulls. I come home one day an there is a scratch mark on the garage door. It's about 18 inches off the ground and has a slight tinge of red paint. I know exactly what it is. My wife bumped her car into the door. Her car is red. I confront her with this. I show her the door. I show her how her bumper has white garage door paint on it. I point out she needs to be more careful. She denies it of course. Why? Because she never takes responsibility for anything. I get out the white paint and redo the garage door. Meanwhile she keeps insisting it wasn't her. She says it must have been an animal scratching at the door. Eye roll. Next morning  I go outside and unbelievably there are more scratches on the garage door. They are different. Instead of a single horizontal line made from a bumper, these new lines are much shorter and at different angles. What the hell? I ask my wife about it. She says see, the animal must have come back to scratch the door some more. I'm not sure what to make of it. Animals don't come back to make scratch marks.  They aren't spiteful in that way. I sand down the marks and paint the door again. Next morning I get up, more scratch marks. Fuck! My wife is almost gloating. She says it's proof she was right all along, it was an animal coming in the night time to scratch the door. I'm pissed  and skeptical. I paint the door for the third time. But my radar is turned up. That evening before bedtime, my wife says she left something in her car. She goes out the back door. I quickly and quietly go out the front door and peer around the side of the house at the garage door.  There's my wife crouched down with a screw driver in hand, gouging the garage door. Like what kind of person acts in that way. She was embarrassed about backing her car into the garage door, but rather than take responsibility, she spins this tale of an animal causing the damages and then intentionally vandalizes the door to back up her stupid claim. To think she damaged her own home and forced me to paint the door three times. I know no sane person who would do such a thing. She's scary vindictive. She's doesn't deserve to be married or to have a nice home.



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189,188 -181- I can see your point about the flag (I responded to -171- on that topic). No need to ridicule you or anyone over your opinion. It was well stated and I appreciate the different perspective.



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189,187 Chester Bennington's suicide made me feel like all the time I spent listening to and enjoying Linkin Park's music was a huge waste of my time. I feel a little bitter about that.



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189,186 The Pledge of Allegiance is the stupidest thing ever and punishing people for exercising their right to not say it is even stupider. What's the point of the Pledge if you can't exercise the Liberty it's talking about? Stupid. And forcing children to say it in school is brainwashing. You're brainwashing them into a binding moral contract that they can neither understand nor enforce. Other contracts require you to be 16 years old before you enter into them. The Pledge should be the same thing. If you're forcing kids to say it then it's just brainwashing



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189,185 One of the hottest things I ever heard and will always fondly remember:

She sent me a text after her going away party apologizing for not getting to talk to me by being monopolized.... And asked me to come over....

After our first kiss I asked her in so many words, "Why here... Why now?"

"Because every once in a while, a girl needs a little boy energy,"

Yes she was a lesbian.



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189,184 I don't say the Pledge of Allegiance or sing the Star Spangle Banner. I almost had the shit beat out of me for it. I was at a ball game where at the start, everyone stands and sings the national anthem. I remained seated.  There was a gang of drunken 20 something year old guys sitting behind me. They tried to make something of it. They very antagonistically demanded to know why I was sitting for the anthem. Two of them got right up in my face. Thinking on my feet, I said no disrespect was intended. I said I'm Canadian. I told them America is a great country. I wish I was born here. But yep, I'm from Canada and it doesn't seem respectful to either country for me to sing the anthem for America. A country's anthem should be a privilege only for citizens. Again, no disrespect intended.  

They backed down, but I felt so violated. I felt bullied and threatened. Why the fuck do I have to justify not singing? Isn't that the basis of freedom, that I can choose to do what I want?

God that pissed me off. But I didn't want to get beaten, so I bowed down to the drunk fucks.

I kind of hate America over that incident. A bunch of God damn bullies. It's what I think every time I hear the Star Spangled Banner.

By the way, I'm not Canadian. I made that up so as not be beaten. I'm American, but not very proud.



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189,183 If I were an American, I too would object to saying the pledge "under God".

If you're saying the pledge in a group, just say "under doG" instead.



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189,182 Jesus Christ, every picture I see, my friends are posting their pretty White daughters going to homecoming with a black guy.



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189,181 If you don't want to say the Pledge of Allegiance, you don't have to; but understand that the heart of it isn't to the flag, but "to the Republic for which it stands." The "under God" part was indeed added in the 1950s. (The Pledge was originally written in 1887.)

I suppose this will earn me plenty of ridicule, but I believe in this Republic and I believe in the ideal of liberty and justice for all. We haven't gotten there yet--and as imperfect beings we probably never will--but we have been progressing toward it ever since this country was founded. So I cherish the flag and the ideals it stands for.

Yes, the flag is in one sense only a piece of fabric. But it is also a symbol of what we can attain if we continue striving for it. That's what my allegiance is to, and that's why the flag means a lot to me.



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189,180 there's nothing dirtier than an IHOP restaurant



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189,179 I like the long secrets! As long as they are reasonably well-written and say something interesting.



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189,178 It's not really a gender issue...I have slept with several lesbians. They weren't faking it.  Every situation is different. Straight women fake it all the time but they are straight at the end of the day. My heart goes out to any one who has to suffer to indignity of being treated like a cum rag. That being said, Unicorns are real.  They aren't going to stay with you forever because they are lesbians.  Some of these gals will try anything and nobody's going to stop them.  I admire their sense of adventure, to a point. They just probably won't settle down with you if you are a guy because basically most of the time, they  just don't dig your equipment,  and there are a lot of other complicated reasons for why it won't work out.
Don't go looking for unicorns.  
That's #1 If you want to be with one of these exotic creatures and you happen to meet their standards that particular day, they will come to you .



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189,177 I made one stupid decision and it fucked me up for years.

When I graduated college I took a job at a large corporation. It was a great job. Lots of potential for advancement. I took the work seriously and gave it my all.

I worked most every weekend. To do so, I had to sign a log book at the front desk. One Saturday I was feeling a little silly. I signed in as Gordon Gecko. He was the big shot trader in the movie Wall Street.

Well it turns out that weekend a computer was stolen from the company. It was noticed on Monday morning. Security went over the log book. They saw the name Gorden Gecko. They compared it to other sign in sheets and noticed my handwriting matched Gordon.

They called me in. They asked if I signed in under a false name.  Here is my stupid decision. Put on the spot like that, I lied. I said it wasn't me. I didn't want to get in trouble for using a fake name.  But because they had my other handwriting samples, they didn't believe my lie.

From their point of view, I was a liar. A computer was stolen. Obviously I did it.

I didn't.

But I was forever branded as a bad guy. Irony being, I was in trouble because I worked so hard. If I didn't go in over the weekends, I wouldn't have been in this mess.

End of year came around, I received no bonus. That was so messed up. I worked harder than anyone and received no bonus. The slackards who worked 9 to 5 received a good bonus.

The writing was on the wall. I had to quit and start over somewhere else.

I took a job at a large competitor. I continued to work on weekends because I wanted to shine. But it's the nature of the business that everyone in the industry talks. This didn't work in my favor. Turns out that over a random weekend, a computer was stolen at the second company. Management called me in. They must have heard the story from the prior company. I was clearly suspect #1. They asked if I would take them to my apartment so they could check if the stolen item was there. What was I supposed to do, say no?  So I said yes. I took them to my place mid morning. It was a mess. They poked around in all my closets looking for the computer. It wasn't there of course. They were then thinking I stole it and gave it to someone else. They asked if I had a girlfriend and could they check her apartment. What a predicament. I can't have them searching my girlfriend's apartment. That's not right. She had nothing to do with their missing computer. I put my foot down. I did nothing wrong. I said no, they can't search her place. Because what were they going to do when it wasn't there either? Search my mother's house?

End of year bonuses came around, I got nothing.

I was like the hardest worker in the company, and here I was essentially being asked to resign again. It made me so miserable.

I did not steal any computers. I signed a funny name in a log book. That's all. Jesus, what a mess.

I'm onto my third job in three years. I am a sitting duck. People should go out of their way to steal everything. Don't worry, I'm here to take the fall.

This sucks.

Lessons to others,

1) Don't ever sign the wrong name in log book.  

2) Don't work for corporate America. Go live on the beach and pick coconuts for a living. It would be a much more satisfying life.



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189,176 I often got in trouble in high school for not saying the pledge. It's 20 years later and I still don't say it. I don't believe government and religion go together, as not everyone in this country worships the same god OR any god. The "under God" part was recently added (maybe the 50s?).
Apparently, there is some law (someone told  me this and have not verified) that you cannot be discriminated or rebuked/disciplined (as in my case since I was a student) against by not saying the pledge.
But even beyond the under God part, I've always been a bit skeptical on blind loyality to anything.  If you think about it, America was founded on that kind of thinking.



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189,175 My facebook account is finally deleted. Good riddance.



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189,174 -171- I feel exactly the same. And I don't understand the fanaticism towards our flag, either. It feels like we are told to idolize a piece of cloth and to me, that has nothing to do with love of country.



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189,173 Monday face to face. I wanna know everything. If not check xnxx. Adter that facebook if still no meeting



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189,172 I have experienced the emptiness of letting a man masturbate inside my unaroused body.. again and again maybe every 5 days on average sometimes more often but sometimes weeks in between but with other things happening. for over a year out of guilt and pity. As a lesbian to have sex with a man cannot produce arousal at all and feels like your stomach is being yanked on for however long. Him yelling at me for hours when I wouldn't let him "sit and touch my hand" because I was doing other things. The reality of the emotional stress and neglect the relationship caused us both. He was an extremely gentle soul of dwindling true potential and I still hope he finds his place his true self and life. Now i am finally getting my emotions and body feelings back after a year with my girlfriend. I have also experienced the feeling of neglect from a woman turning to anger from experiences here and of over 10 years ago. It is true that men have to sacrifice a lot of their potential or even dreams YET women do too. In life we are not entitled to a dream come true (we have to fight for it often alone) or to a perfect relationship or even sex. It is no one's fault but your own if you are with the wrong person. If you find someone you love and who loves you you are lucky and probably know the role what one might call faith may have had. I hear of men and women alike neglected or overlooked or disrespected. It's not a man or woman issue. We must strive for honesty and love and supporting our partners in their life sacrifices and goals. A man or a woman can be held to standards and implications that they arent good enough or that the gifts they want to give and receive are empty chores received and this is very sad. A woman often has to let sex she doesn't feel (maybe men to in a SENSE) happen to keep the peace making it harder to feel further on. If 2 people in a relationship can bring down their egos or naturally come to mutual respect and efforts to tap into the inner world's of eachother and a dream or more in common to inspire eachother in the challenges of life. Even me and the guy i was with worked together to curb our habits and help us with art. If the sacrifices for the sake of your partner can be seen as a gift and a joy. If we wait for the right moments and appreciate them for whatever they are giving or receiving. try not to blame the other for how we feel... u can redirect ur emotions in key moments and feel joy instead of neglect. I could say more thoughts but I don't want to go too far. I'm telling u if u could walk in someone else's shoes u would see that men and women need to fully respect each other and that the world in which we are free to love is actually at risk. Look for love not sex and you're less likely to never have both. We also need more people fighting the good fight im not sure why some people think all groups should be ignorantly tolerated however. I haven't worded this right but I'm telling u a noble heart is not defined by gender and on both sides could be dwindled down to fragments. I wanted to say that tho I have experienced the anger at times of neglect. I know it can be real and from a person intentionally trying to make u feel like a lesser person. But that it often is not and it could become that if we don't bring our ego down and appreciate each other and seek patiently to understand and to enjoy what is real. In context and if a better explanation was given this could be helpful.



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189,171 I dislike the pledge of allegiance. My allegiance is to my conscience and to my family. But I'm a teacher, and I feel pressured into saying it. I don't like rocking the boat. So I stand and say the damn thing. But I'll be damned if I'm going to say "under god" when I'm begrudgingly reciting it. I know why it was added to the pledge, and I don't approve of church having influence over the state. Pledging allegiance to a flag feels like some fascist shit to me. I don't hate America. I just hate feeling like I'll be scorned for not being blinded with fanatic enough love for it.

It violates my conscience to say it, and if I expressed these feelings about it to anyone except my closest friends, people would bash me and question my being fit to be in the classroom all because of my feelings about the pledge of allegiance.



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189,170 I don't get it. What pain will you be in next week from sex tonight?



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189,169 I used to be good at sex. I had staying power, good finger and tongue skills, and I would make sure she came at least three times before I did.

Now? Hahahahaha... after years of mental punishment from my wife to prove how she hated sex, I don't care any more. I'm bad in bed. I'm a bad lover. I wish I could say it's because of a physical issue, but no, she was successful in killing my boner.

Now that i don't give a damn about sex to prevent blue balls and mental anguish, now she acts like she wants the dick. No. Fuck no. It's not worth the pain it would cause next week to have shitty sex tonight.

It's Mother Nature's most cruel joke, this age difference in sexual peaks. I'm bitter as hell. Women don't want a man when he is at his best, they only want him when their bodies are old and gross, and after they have shot him down long enough for him to lose interest.

I'd rather visit a massage parlor stroker or a hooker. Real sex isn't worth the mental pain involved.



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189,168 I'm stoned as fuck, and I want to keep the buzz going, but I have to adult tonight. Why can't I ever have a day to myself?!?



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189,167 159, I have wanted to ask this same question for a long time.    I want to know what the qualifications were for these men who post about their selfish/dumb/mean etc. wives.  Not judging and I do feel sad for you all, but what attracted you and then to marry them?   Money?  Looks?  Did they just hide their real selves until they got the ring?    Most of all, why do you stay?  Kids?  Finances?



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189,166 A certain woman I know is not what you'd call intelligent.  She's kind of an idiot.  She married someone about as dumb as she is.  She's posting pics of her kid.  You can just tell from the look in his eyes that there's nothing in there.  He'll be in and out of prison like his dad.  Kind of a shame that dumb people reproduce and doom their children to a life of being dumb.



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189,165 Hey biocth, instead of trying to get to me go and fix the ugly dent that you have on the rear of your car instead of spreading slander, bullying, get a life.   Seriously no wonder no guy takes you seriously, maybe you should date single available men instead of going after married or taken men , it's different if these men were on a open marriage (like myself) but there aren't, you are just a vile , miserable, women that loves drama and make people miserable.



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189,164 History repeats itself, so they say. Hey asshole you repeat history,over and over again.



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189,163 I really want to get laid, but then men will think I'm a slut.
Unfortunately, it's the ironic truth of life.



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189,162 As you get older, you realize you should never walk into a room where a person is sitting all alone, and ask, "What's that awful smell?"

It's a sign of maturity NOT to say something so dumb and possibly hurtful. Young adults today don't get this.



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189,161 It's sad that most people will take advantage of you until you've had enough, and then you get to be the bad guy. Entitled. Inconsiderate. Selfish.



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189,160 I help people out and it saves them shitloads of money and I never ever get offered compensation.  My brother, for instance, is computer illiterate and wanted me to list a washer and dryer on CL for him, he thought he could get $300 for it.  I researched the items and looked at other listings and figured I could get about double that for his set.  I did.  He got $700 for the pair and I did not get offered one red cent.

Last night we went to play cards at the casino.  He was in chair 2 for blackjack and I was behind him in chair 3.  An older man sat next to me in my space, so instead of asking my brother to move one space over, I hopscotched over him to the first seat.  At this blackjack game there are two side bets you can make that pay for things like flushes straights, three of a kind, 6-7-8, 19, 20 or 21 etc.  When I switched he got the cards I would have gotten and he hit 6-7-8 of the same suit which paid 100-1.  He pocketed $500.  All night long he was hitting and he made a shitload of money.  He gamble heavily, I bet $5 or $10 a hand.  If he would have said, "hey here is a couple hundred for the washer and for switching seats and giving me your cards" I would have been moon-pie happy.  

Instead I played for a couple of hours and lost $45.  He cycled through thousands of dollars (he is a heavy gambler) and thought nothing of it.

I have a friend who is cheap so I go help him out.  I helped him stretch and clean a carpet, I helped him put in gutters, I helped him fix some brick stairs that some asshat installed for them and it started falling apart.  I fix every single computer issue they have ever had.  So when we fixed the stairs I told him to immediately get the hose out and wash the stairs down so the mortar does not stain the stairs where we sponged it off.  He did not listen and did not do it.  Now it is harder to do later, but you get a little muriatic acid, dilute with water, and sponge it over the area to get rid of the stains.

So I hear his pretentious ass wife talking to another neighbor and asking him to come over and get rid of those stains, and she offered to pay him.  I blew a gasket.  So you will pay someone else to come help you but not offer a damn thing for all I did?  Well, he works in that business she said.  He sells stone products.  I told her I worked in IT and never charged her a fucking cent for all the computer work I have done for them.

So I decided.  I will gladly help people in the future but you will fucking pay and we will discuss terms up front.



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189,159 131 - No, it's not normal at all. I have a question for all the men who deal with insanely bizzare situations with their wives who see to play off what they do as completely normal or frankly don't give a damn about their husband's feelings. One needs to be honest with themselves and accountable for their position in life. Did you see the signs and simply ignore them. Was it low self-esteem which led you to marry these despicable women thinking it would get better. Was it her looks that led to tunnel vision of her flaws. Exactly what was it. Sometimes I think it's just beta males who fall into this trap. Then you see an alpha male like Brad Pitt almost destroyed by a raging lunatic of a woman Angelina Jolie. Is any man immune?????



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189,158 A really good way to lose weight quickly and easily is to do crystal meth



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189,157 Ewwww there's a reason all my dogs been/are females, just the taught that there's balls out there to see all the time gross me out .



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189,156 The lewdest ting I ever saw was from a woman I briefly dated. She had a dog. It was some medium sized mutt. The dog went with her almost everywhere. It also slept in her bed. I could tell she was a little hesitant about booting the dog out of the bed when I slept over.

The lewd part. I was over there when she gave the dog a bath. As part of the process she lathered up the dog's dick and balls with her bare hand. She did this with such ease. She wasn't squeamish about it at all. She then called attention to the dog's erection and stroked it a little saying how she could probably make the dog come.  There was something about the way she said it though and the ease with which she stroked the dog. It wasn't like she was wondering if it was possible to make the dog come. I sensed she knew full well she could make the dog come. I think she was asking if I wanted to watch her do it. I was thoroughly convinced that when she gave the dog a bath and I wasn't there, she would jack off the dog to completion.

I turned her down on the chance to see her masturbate the dog. I like interesting sex, but not with dogs. We didn't date for very long. She was too odd in other ways too. But  she was definitely the strangest lewdest woman I ever encountered.



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189,155 After I'm done being pleased, all I have to do is sit on the toilet or squat in the shower, and bear down a little. A little pee will come out as well. So it's important to be over a drain of some sort. I keep my hand over my pussy and let gravity do most of the work. It even feels like I'm being penetrated again as I pop each one out. Then I soak em in alcohol for awhile and allow to.air dry before using again. It is a fucking wonderful way to get your pussy off and sometimes I even add a couple.glass Ben WA balls or a nice hard dick that I want to fuck. Men will get half their cock into me and the tightness and wetness will make them gasp real hard and loud. They love it and oh my god it just feels so good to have a man fucking himself into your pussy and feel those balls being forced into you to make room for the cock too. Go slow at first and enjoy the explosive and consuming orgasms brought by getting completely stuffed inside :)



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189,154 How do you get the pool balls to come out? Couldn't they get stuck up there? That would be an embarrassing visit to the ER.



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189,153 I am a pretty surprising kind of package as far as women go. I have secrets...and the one I harbor now is a good one.
.....I just had a leisurely breakfast in an downtown diner from 5-7 am. After I was done and about to leave, I ducked into the restroom and locked the door. I pulled out a bottle of oil and a small powerful vibrator and opened my thighs as I squatted down with my leggings down around my ankles. I then vibrated my clit and worked in a regulation billiards cue until it was past the opening of my tight pussy. As it stretched me and slid deep within me, I pushed in a regulation size 8 ball. When it finished entering me, it slammed into the cue and it feels like I am being split in two on the biggest hardest thickest cock I can open up for. After sitting there with my legs spread and my vibe shamelessly on full power for a few mins, I tucked the vibe between my swollen slit, pulled up my leggings, and returned to the outside world. All these cars contain people who likely are numbly powering through their day...and somewhere out there is a none too boring cute white chick who just stuffed 2 pool balls up her  now straining little cunt, and drives about wiggling her hips, stopping for red lights, and growing wetter and feeling her pussy as it clenches and continues to stretch for the thick unyielding objects that are secretly fucking her slutty little hole. And that's me. I'm so fucking   wet inside, I'd probably let the next man I talk to stuff his cock in and feel the tightest pussy he'd ever been in. I'd probably let him empty his balls into me and walk away, freshly relieved and in disbelief of the sluttiness of my behavior. I can still feel my pussy trying to make room for them both. Nothing in this life feels better than getting fucked  in this lewd manner. God damn.



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189,152 Idk what's about me but I had never dated someone my age , when I was on high school I only dated younger guys because they were the only ones who ask me out and when I got older it was the older ones , same thing guys my age never were interested on me and once in a while I would date a younger guy.  I ended marrying my best friend of many years who happens to be older , when I met him I was 21 and he was in his late 30's , have a kid together been married since then but when I'm out I think it's funny when young guys hit on me , like really young (college guys) , there's this guy at the movie theater that I frequented a lot with my kid who always flirts with me and even gives me discounts on College night even though I'm in my late 30's , even though I remind him my age , he just winks and smiles at me 😂 , It's just inocent flirting I would never act on it but it's nice to known the younger dudes still find me attractive.



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189,151 I want to die every day. Because deep down I know that as horrible as my life is, as much as I am living a lie, this is still the best my life is ever going to get. Anyone who tells me otherwise is either kind but misguided or trying to sell me something.

Even if I do what must be done I'll eventually end up destitute and friendless as is my destiny, facing the sunset of my life alone, the whisper of "Loser" circling in the wind.



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189,150 My pubes are turning gray. Life is cruel.



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189,149 Oh my God women are so bad! we were all having drinks and this woman with her husband was giving me the eye. then the husband went home and she was all over me!! and then made it look like the group was going back to her boat,but it turned out that she dragged just me to the boat and started stripping. very hot. yes my cock was hard, but I told her no way!
I will admit it was kind of funny seeing her rejected. she must get her way, usually.



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189,148 "Every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better."

This is where I am now. In a much better place.

What a difference time makes.



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189,147 It's been about 10 years at this point since I decided that I had to move on and forget about trying to win him back. Sometimes I regret that decision, now knowing how miserable he was all that time. God dammit it just doesn't make any sense. Two of the most deeply emotional, scarred and fucked up people seeing oneself in each other, but able to ADMIT IT to one another, able to TRULY BE our actual selves and completely honest. It is a terrifying feeling to see yourself mirrored in such a way in another person but feels something like a siren calling out. I literally ran away to avoid reliving the pain of seeing him with someone else constantly. You would think 9 years of being separated by thousands of miles would help us forget each other by now like I have forgotten most others I knew in my life at that time. But no, I still feel genuine love and longing for him. He's the kind of person I can talk to for hours at a time, wasting the night away just hearing each others' voices, no matter if it's been a year, or 2, or 3. Telling each other all of our fears, mistakes, horrible things we have done to hurt others, secrets we would never share with anyone else. Even though I know he's a fucking idiot. I am also a fucking idiot. I just wish we could be fucking idiots together. I miss him a lot.

It's nearly impossible to describe what it is I see in him. Maybe the deepness of thought and emotion - although, normally of the most frightening (but completely human) subjects. He moves through life as a lightning bolt - bright, beautiful, destructive, unpredictable, leaving an image burned in my eyes.



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189,146 I'm so tired of giving in to my wife. Every time we go to the movies, she picks what we are going to watch. She makes sure, through pouting and nastiness, that it's always her choice. Then get this, every time we watch the movie, she falls asleep. So she picks the movie and then doesn't even watch. And she wonders why I don't want to go out with her any more.



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189,145 134, just this afternoon, as a matter of fact.

My husband and I were taking a different route to a restaurant we've gone to a few times.  We were coming up on an intersection, and he was going to turn right.  I said no, we have to turn left.  He assured me he had to turn right, but I insisted.  I'm from here, after all, and he's only been in the area for five years.  So without a word, he turned left.

After a couple miles I realized that I'd gotten disoriented and we were going the wrong way.  I said, "Oh damn, I was wrong.  I'm sorry."  With a gentle smile, he made a u-turn.

I have ZERO problem admitting when I'm wrong and saying it.



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189,144 Use a clean nonstick pan. Get some quality olive oil and some European salted butter. Heat the pan on medium. Add the oil. Take three or four farm fresh eggs, crack them on the side empty them into a bowl,  gently west but don't overwork them.  Add about a teaspoon of salt,  fresh cracked pepper if you want, Pan has been heating there for about three minutes. Add about a teaspoon of your butter Kerry Gold, something like that.  Butter melts but doesn't burn in about 10 seconds stir that around, add the eggs, stir them around about 10 times let them sit about 20-40 seconds. Stop the heat (gas stove)   Flip them if you want them to be more done, serve! Good bread, toasted.



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189,143 I'm 30. U feel numb in the day. Night brings the searching sadness. I feel so alone. I have not friends that really want m I'm tier 2. A bonus attendee. Not really a draw and not really noticed. Monkey that learned to talk. I wish I was dead. Will keep being this until it is or it can look like an accident.



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189,142 Where I come from, we call it  a hoe, not a 'witch'!



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189,141 My former boyfriend was so nice about my birthday. He'd get me nice presents. I didn't ask for anything. He'd do it on his own and make the day special for me.

My current boyfriend says he ordered something for me online but it didn't arrive in time. I checked his email. He ordered it on my birthday. Duh, why do you think it never arrived on time! I don't think I matter to him.

I'm going to send my former boyfriend a text and see how he's doing..........



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189,140 I became Facebook friends with a woman who was the ringleader of a bunch of kids who used to bully the hell out of me on the bus 35 years ago.

I know, it's 35 years ago, and we were 11 years old at the time.  She was probably being abused at home or something.  We're adults now.  But she was a holy bitch to me.

Now we're making jokes about my dick.  She's got a pretty tight body for 45.  11 year old me would totally win if I could fuck her.



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189,139 I was masturbating and thinking about our sexual encounter before, and when I remembered how small your head looked between my thighs, I couldn't help but laugh aloud. I'd still do it again, but it struck me the right way.



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189,138 It's funny how much people say they don't care about things they care a whooooole lot about.

For example my guy friend is fucking one of my roommates. They've been doing it for a couple months, no big deal.

Buuuut there's another friend of mine that he used to fuck that comes around to hang sometimes, and every time they see each other, they have a "flashback moment" or two. They hold each other the way they used to, or kiss just for a few seconds, but they never go back to full on fucking. They don't hide it, either.

Now these two girls both claim to not be jealous of the other, and on the surface it looks like they're friends. Eskimo sisters. But when we all hung out the other day, they each found a chance to whisper some of their true feelings to me about the other. It's creepy how people let you glimpse at their true selves in fleeting moments like that.



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189,137 091.  Ironically, it seems you are one 1 digit away from figuring this out yourself.  Although I hear you, I would also like us to have a bit more of the former myself.



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189,136 My wife and I live in a house in a valley. About a mile due east there is another valley. It's parallel to our valley,  separated from us by a mountain ridge. It's where my wife grew up. Her childhood home is literally only a mile from where we live now, but it's very difficult to get there. I'd have to travel south for about 10 miles, at which point there is a pass cutting over the ridge. Then I'd have to travel 10 miles back north again.  All this to get one mile away from where I started, to where my wife is from.

I'm in the kitchen right now. My wife is sulking in the bedroom. We don't talk much anymore. We're only 20 feet apart. But it's like her childhood home, we're so much further away than it seems.



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189,135 34. I actually had, I'm a women and I don't have any problem admitting my mistakes.



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189,134 Think about it men. When was the last time a woman said "I'm sorry, It was my fault." unprovoked. Never. In my 50 years. Never.



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189,133 Hey 57 year old man, I'm in the same boat. I'm 55, married and free of disease, and would like to keep it that way. But I also want to try sucking a cock. There seems to be no outlet for people like us. Wish I knew you. I'd suck your cock and let you cum in my mouth.



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189,132 When I'm not home, my dog barks non stop. I pretend I don't know. But I do know. I'm that kind of bad neighbor.



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189,131 It hurts me how much time my wife spends with other men. I don't say anything. I don't push it. I don't want to come across as petty and jealous. She says these men are just friends, nothing more. I let it go but I don't like the feeling. She's out with one of them right now. They went apple picking. I mean, what married woman goes out apple picking with a man who is not her husband? It's like a date. It's weird to me.



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189,130 I'm seriously considering using steroids.



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189,129 Women have no conscious, unless it involves their children.



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189,128 Parenthood isn't miserable to me.  It's just not for everybody.  Some people know they just don't want kids.  What's worse are those people who are parents, but they're really too selfish and self-centered to be good parents.  If you're doing parenthood right, you're always tired, stressed, often frustrated, and chronically short on time.  It can be humbling in many ways.  Parenthood means 10 years of never having time to yourself, followed by the rest of your life wondering what they're doing.  

It sounds awful, but what was worse was watching the first five years of my kid-free marriage slowly get redundant and routine and unexciting.  Hanging out together after work and doing whatever we wanted, whenever we wanted, got worse than boring.  It began to feel empty.  There was no "mission" in our lives.  There was nothing real to strive for anymore.  Parenthood gave us something to focus on.



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189,127 It's becoming more and more difficult to find  a decent hooker on craigslist. Now it's mostly spambots and  spy sites trying to get your email addy and phone number and pic. What do they do with this info? Nothing good. To find a real hooker you have to look for the ads without pics and that let you email them through the CL reply service... and then wait to see if they reply. It's a lot of work to blow a load in a girl's mouth.



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189,126 I'm a resentful person. I'm only hurting myself.



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189,125 I don't like oral sex because I prefer penetration to clitoral stimulation. I mean obviously I don't dislike it, I just would my prefer to be fingered or fucked.



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189,124 I love living in Los Angeles. There is never a dull moment here.



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189,123 If his Johnson isn't clean, then clean it as part of foreplay. A warm wet washcloth feels awesome!



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189,122 I don't get why some men brag about being good with women when they pay for hookers.



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189,121 Gay bathhouses have a lot of older men looking for sex.



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189,120 I like getting oral sex, but I prefer when he uses his hands instead.



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189,119 I have found that most men who brag about how great they are in bed , tend to be the worst or mediocre .



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189,118 Are usually just go with the flow.  If people decide to start putting their bows on other people's parts than fine. No thanks to the cheese grater blowjobs I've gotten for my ex and occasionally one or two other partners.  Sometimes you'll get a partner that likes to suck your dick when you're on the telephone.  I don't really talk on the phone that much these days so I'm not sure if that still a thing. I surprisingly appreciate  in retrospect the one partner that always swallowed.
When I comes to giving... I don't always think about it first. There is a bit of sacrifice involved. It really isn't a sacrifice in the sense that you are satisfying your partner because love is all about pleasing your partner.  It's a wonderful experience of course .  I did date this one girl was barely out of high school  who didn't or couldn't really appreciate that level of give-and-take.  I basically started eating her out just to see if she would cum.  She didn't really act any different than when we were having sex.  She wasn't a cold fish it just didn't go anywhere.  One time I was doing  her doggy style with their head towards the headboard and she started saying "fuck me hard and rough me up" and "be rough with me" and shit like that.  I think she was opening up to me in that moment and I didn't really realize it. I remember looking down at her.  She was so fucking skinny and I thought I could  do what she wanted but I didn't want to hurt her. I don't want to choke her the way that she wanted me to.  It's hard to tell if her secret passion was for domestic violence and of course that's not right and not something I could do without establishing protocols or using a safe word.
So to shed some light on the various anecdotes about oral, there were one or two ladies out there who could do without oral sex, minus the one or two who loved receiving, vs giving,  and for whatever reason we're terrible at it.
And finally, there is the prude who has a gutter mentality but is too timid to act out. That chick was like "wtf did you just do to me?" I mean this shit is all over the map.  Most times it works though.  Mindfulness helps. People say to spell the alphabet for starters. You can write out her name on our clit, stuff like that.  That's very basic level stuff you just have to pay attention. If you look between her belly button and her pelvic bone, you should be able to tell if you're making headway as it were.
Last, the clit is basically a wishbone shaped system.  You can stimulate it underneath in the so-called G spot. Use a "cum here" motion with a finger or to. Edge her by backing off before she comes. Do that at least three times.  As I said it doesn't work on everyone,  but it works but majority of the time.
My next tips will be about how to cook the perfect scrambled eggs, so stay tuned.



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189,117 If you love your partner, please make sure they know it. Tell them, tell the world. Otherwise, you will lose them forever. It is not a "given."



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189,116 I love eating blond pussy, so delish....i worship at the alter of the clit.....mmmmmmmmmmm



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189,115 Parenthood looks so miserable. I just look at parents and how tired and worn out they look and I just shake my head. I don't really feel sorry for them. I'm just so grateful and glad to NOT have children and I never will. And don't get me wrong, I like children. I don't love them but I do like them alright. But I just never want them. I do not envy parents at all.



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189,114 I love getting eaten out.  I want him to lick and suck my clit, lick me from clit to asshole, stick his tongue in my hole and in my asshole. Laying down, legs spread, get his face in it. Mmmmmm. And it totally is more intimate than fucking. Unless it's fucking while looking into the eyes, not sure which is more intimate.



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189,113 I'm sad summer is drawing to a close. My days of hiding beind my sunglasses to look at how many women show off their bodies will stop for many months, and that makes me sad.

Now when a woman wears a low-cut loose top bends over and I look at her boobs, then I'll get in trouble. I have zero qualms about looking. They know what they are wearing and what view it can give away, and if they didn't want me to look at the view freely given, they should wear something else.

I've asked several women, both in real life and online, and they freely admit thinking of that when they buy the clothes and when they pick their outfit. I've heard them talk to each other about "showing off the girls", and laughing about the men's hungry looks they try to hide.

With the change in weather, they won't dress as sexy, and I can't hide my eyes when I do get the infrequent peek. I won't apologize for looking, I love the view, but I'm sad in advance for the grief I'll get.

Thanks for the views, ladies! But please, don't act all innocent and get mad at me for taking what you give. I know better.



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189,112 I'm not fond of giving oral. My hubby's uncircumcised weewee usually smells pretty bad. It's like you walk past a garbage can on a hot summer day and the odor can knock you over. That's one level of disgust. Barely tolerable. But now suppose your husband expects you to lick the putrid garbage can. That's a much higher level of disgust.



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189,111 I used to dislike oral sex but it turned out my first boyfriend was just very bad at it. LOL

But honestly, women have to feel very very comfortable with the person doing it. We're almost always self-conscious because it's kind of ingrained in us that our bodies are somehow "gross" or "dirty."



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189,110 I myself am never quite sure when it comes to receiving oral sex during the first sexual encounter with a man. Oddly, giving a woman oral seems more intimate than intercourse. Faces in genitals seems more personal than your penis going in my vagina.



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189,109 I've been very busy writing my daughter's college application essays....



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189,108 Any women out there not like receiving oral sex? Or maybe more importantly, any women out there didn't like it before and came to like it? If so how'd that change come about? (P.S. I know I can do it well. So it isn't a matter of me not doing it right.)



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189,107 Not going to go to a gay bar. Craigslist is out. Cruising rest stops or the woods is a bad idea. So I have no idea how I'd go about, as an older man (57), finding a guy whose cock I could suck. Never tried it and I think I'd like to.



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189,106 Somehow I've gotten into this position where I babysit other people's dogs. If they go away for a weekend, or even a week, they ask me to take care of their pet. I'm like a free kennel service to them. No one ever offers to pay, but they will bring me back a $1 key chain that says Jamaica or whatever. Wow, I've always wanted one of those.... not.



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189,105 My wife thinks only of herself. It never fails to amaze me how she acts in her own best interest.

Potential buyers were coming over to look at our house. I spent the entire previous day cleaning. 12 hours of vacuuming, scrubbing, polishing and everything else. My wife couldn't help out. She had more important things to do, like going to the gym, watching a TV show, going out to dinner with a friend. So I did the cleaning alone. At one point I was in the kitchen mopping the floor. She was looking in a messy kitchen drawer for her phone charger. After seeing me slaving away, some crumb of guilt kicked in. She said, "You know what? Don't clean this kitchen drawer. I'll do it. Leave if for me."

That was the extent of her guilt. I get to clean the entire house. But not to worry, my wife will clean one kitchen drawer.

She didn't see the ridiculousness of her suggestion.

And in the end it didn't matter anyway. She forgot to clean the kitchen drawer. LOL.

You've never met a woman as self centered as my wife.



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189,104 When someone is very mean to me, I respond with kindness. It deflates them every time. Within a few minutes they are apologizing for yelling at me. I tell them not to worry about it. Then I continue to sincerely help them. I think it makes them better people. They think twice about so antagonistic. I enjoy doing this. It's my pleasure in life - not just to help people, but to help mean people.



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189,103 Wow. I guess I expected compassion, civility even. I got a whitehot needlepoint to the back of the eye. Thanks for showing up sans costume to your own fish fry.



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189,102 You're right. The Apollo Space Program was much better.



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189,101 The girl who won America's Got Talent says she is going to give a portion of her million dollar winnings to her church. What an idiot!



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189,100 Fucking Gemini's



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