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189,399 One of my children let me down. It hurts.



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189,398 It bugs me when my boyfriend only wants head & won't have sex with me. Like I have needs too. It's only fair that it goes both ways but nooo.
It's also happened that I want to go more than once & he can't always get it up again. We're pretty young, he should be able to..I'm not sure what is going on. I don't want to say anything because it seems rude. But come onn, a girl has needs too. I don't know what to do.



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189,397 I really don't care about the areas damaged by hurricanes. I have no ill will towards the residents there, but I feel like they need to sort things out themselves. If you have no electricity, buy a generator. If you have no water, get in your car, drive to another state if you have to, but go buy some water. If there are cargo containers sitting on the dock filled with food, but no one is unpacking the supplies and getting the goods to the people, well that's on you. Stop complaining and figure out solutions for yourselves.



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189,396 A husband holds down a job and supports his wife and two kids. No big deal. It's considered to be a requirement for the husband.

The wife acts bitchy. She won't listen to reason. She won't back down. The husband has no choice but to divorce her.

The wife then gets a job and becomes a part time mother, raising latch key kids, while not giving them all the emotional support they need. For this, the wife is considered a goddess. She is called strong and determined. Meanwhile the husband is called an ass.

How is any of this fair to the husband?



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189,395 I am nearing 30 and I feel the exact same way. It's like all of my friends have disappeared. Rationally, I know they have jobs and lives and stuff, but they don't even text me anymore. I overheard someone talking about a group chat, and I had to Google what that was. I can't get one person to talk to me, let alone a group of people.

I have the opportunity to go out and do cool things, but I want to do them with someone, not alone (I have a significant other but we are in a long distance relationship right now). What's a memory if you're the only one with it? Boy, I had the whole world at 20 years old and it all just slipped away without me even noticing it. My therapist says to wait until I have a kid, as there will be a ready-made social circle. But screw that, I want the life that I used to have.


I'm so damn lonely all of the time.



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189,394 My wife was gone for a few days on a business trip.  It was just me and my 4-year old son at home.  My son was a perfect little angel while my wife was gone.  The best child you could ever hope for.  Then my wife comes home and... he starts acting like a complete little shit, pushing the limits, daring me to discipline him.  Well, I disciplined him.  I can imagine what must happen to boys who don't have fathers at home.



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189,393 As a veteran, I've had a few people thank me for my service. It's only been with a handshake or a head nod. A titty flash? Are you kidding me? That would make my year. That would be amazing. I am jealous of any guy who could get that.



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189,392 When I was in my 20s, I had a lot of fun. Lots of friends, lots of get-together, good times. I'm one week away from 30, and I never thought my life would be like it is now. I love my boyfriend, but he doesn't like going anywhere. I have a couple of friends here, but is going sick and going through cancer and the other has crippling depression and isn't up for company.

My other friends live in different areas. It's curious because whenever they pass through my city to go for a visit in our hometown, they never get a hold of me to get together or to follow them to our hometown. I've accepted this and push it out of my mind every time it happens. It does hurt a little though.

I work long hours and have to bring home work with me. Doesn't make much time for working on my social anxiety.

I don't go anywhere anymore. I don't do anything fun anymore. Boyfriend and I will make plans and something always  happens to prevent us from following through. So, my boyfriend is my social life. I love him to death, but it crushes me a little when he's invited to a party or kickback and rarely accepts the invite. I want to be with him long term, but we never do anything fun.

I'm turning 30 next week and cry whenever I think of all this and become scared that my life is going to stagnate now that I'm close to being in my 30s. Most of the time, I can ignore all this. But sometimes when I sit down and think about it, it gets to me. I think that's why I work so much.



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189,391 I'm a female Veteran.  If I ever saw a woman "flashing [her] tits for Veterans," I'd beat the ever-living shit out of her.



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189,390 Is it wrong to marry someone you love and have someone on the side you love to fuck?

Seriously... there is nothing but sex between me and this man I love to fuck. We maybe have sex 4 times a year. It's been going on for 5 years. Neither of us want anything but sex. It's really good sex.

My boyfriend... I love and we are gettin married in March. We have been together 5 years. He's my best friend and we get along so well. He's a sweetheart. He's a big goofy geek.

I don't know why I cheat, I think it's honestly I just like having sex with someone that has sex a different way. No one has found out in 5 years. We are very careful.



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189,389 I go to the mall to use the store's wifi to surf porn. I wish I could get flashed for real. That's never happened to me but I'd love it.



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189,388 I would totally flash but I'm too embarrassed. What if there was a camera? I want to see his smile and look of shock



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189,387 That poor cashier I see all the time.showed me her High School boyfriend. of course she's beautiful white girl, and he's black.
I know parents would never say it out loud but they must hate this movement



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189,386 If the announcement I believe is coming on Monday actually happens - and I'm 99.9% sure my eyes are not deceiving me - my downward spiral gig is up and it's time for me to dig in and get my shit together.



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189,385 I absolutely support the brave veterans of this country, but I also support the protests that some athletes are making. You can support both, and still be a proud American. The flag symbolizes different things to different people, and that's OK. It looks one way to a person who has fought for this country, and another way to people who have no guarantee that they can go about their day without being abused or killed by police because of the color of their skin.

I proudly stand for the pledge and the anthem, and I sing it as loudly as I can, but I understand and am sympathetic to those who don't want to do that. It is their right to choose to do what they want, and I respect that. This is the land of the free, after all, and we are all free to do what we choose, whether it's choosing to fight under the flag (thank you for your service veterans, you are all heroes to me), or to kneel in front of it and bring attention to a huge problem in this country.



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189,384 I have a secret I cannot tell anyone and it eats at me. I don't believe in God or any other supreme being. However, I have to pretend to. I despise when people ask for prayer requests, because I have to post that I'm "praying" even though I don't believe in any of that shit



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189,383 I'm not an uptight person , far from it but I wanted it to known if you didn't have any problem if any females from your family would participate on your "flash your tits, for a veteran" challenge.



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189,382 I'm the flash poster.
My mom (who is dead) would smack me. Meh. I'd support my wife and sisters doing it. It's just a bundle of cells.

Have some fun and don't be so uptight. I will probably *never* get those pics or videos but it would make my day (year) if it happened.

Hurray for boobiess



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189,381 Is it OK if I don't remember?



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189,380 While I agree with you about the flag , the flashing trend maybe you can ask your mother, wife, sister , grandma if they would be so kind of showing their appreciation to veterans by flashing their tits on videos .



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189,379 As a veteran, I am beyond enraged at the NFL and its players. My secret is that everyone I know supports this BS. I wish someone would take our side and say 'thanks' in some way.

Why can't the lovely ladies of America (and the rest of the world?) start a #FlashForVeterans picture/video trend?



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189,378 People who can juggle and ride a unicycle are very lonely. That's how they became good at juggling and riding a unicycle. They had plenty of alone time to practice.

I can juggle and ride a unicycle.



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189,377 Here's a secret since every one in here tends to only speak negative of their insignificant other , I'm going to do the opposite while my husband is far from perfect(neither I'm ) I'm just going to concentrate on his positives traits .  He is a wonderful father , he always involved when it comes to school , fun activities and makes sure he teach our son how to behave like a gentleman, he takes care of all our financial planning and he always discussed with me to keep me informed just in case an emergency comes up and he is not available , he is very kind he donates time and money on charities that do good for our community, he is my best friend and he is always there when I need him  .   I love my husband and would be willing to take a bullet for him if necessary.

37f



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189,376 My ex was fun at first, but she mostly just laid there like a lazy fuck. Don't expect things to keep going under those circumstances. I tried to show her some things but it was all about the symbolism.
Fuck that. I wanted her to fuck my brains out just once. So fucking timid. Maybe the next guy did a better job with her. Maybe he is more on her level Or who knows...you want some fire in the bed? How about not just laying there while you cash in your strokes. So boring. connections but for her



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189,375 My explanation on how my M 50 body functions in a monogamous relationship with my wife since 1985.

If I get horny then I tell her and we have fun.  

If she gets horny then she tells me and I get to have fun again.

The difference is this....

If I'm horny and she can't or won't then I don't push it but that doesn't mean that it didn't go away.......

The next day is only means that I'm still horny plus 2.  

You need to understand that as a man we can't turn it off and on.  It's there and lingers like an unscratched itch.

My solution.... Nothing like an Olde Fashioned from her. 



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189,374 All my 8th grade classes really aren't too hard to manage. Sometimes students don't like each other and you have separate them, or someone isn't on task, or they're chatty. Normal 8th grade stuff. We get along great.

Except one class. One of my classes was sent with a handful of little hellions sent to earth by satan himself who manage to ruin at least part of my class every day until they're sent out to in-school suspension. The parents aren't supportive. I was so hoping that would be the key to getting these kids to chill the fuck out. It's always worked in the past for me. But no.

And when they start acting a fool and don't respond to warnings and being seated in another place in the classroom, it's unfair to the kids who are actually trying to do their work and learn! Why should I focus my attention on getting these jerks under control and rob my students of the attention they very much need. So now, if they don't get their shit together in 15 minutes, they're out. People can say what they want about how this robs the misbehaving kids of their education, but they are clearly not interested in being in my classroom. You can lead a horse to water...but you can't make it read and do projects. It's a very difficult lesson I've had to learn in my few years of teaching. I don't want to feel or have anyone else feel that I'm turning my back on them. I'm not. If they came to me, apologized and started working on behavior, I'd be delighted. But I can't sacrifice all my other students just to get them under control. And you know what? When they're not in my classroom, peace and order return. It's a good place again.

I'm going to go to admin next, but if they don't help me, then fuck it. I am sick and tired of my hard-working students having to work and try to ignore these jerks at the same time. I'll sacrifice 2 for the well-being if 28.

I've tried working with these boys one on one, and my lessons aren't boring. They know I want to help them and that I care.  I don't know what else I can do. I wish they had parents at home who would teach their kids manners and how to be respectful. Some people should not have become parents...

End of teacher rant.



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189,373 I'm white and I myself am confused by white people. It started around age 5 or so. I remember how I would find it weird that at a family (father side) gathering an aunt would be very friendly to me, and then a week later at an other occasion she wouldn't even notice me. I also remember other weird behavior various family members displayed. Later on I learned that they didn't particularly like my mother and that's why they acted weird. From then on, I've observed that people outside of my family are weird too. Like I observed that several of my elementary school teachers were moody. I learned not to trust them. I honestly think, that there is something inherently wrong with whites. You're right, they like to control their environment because inside of themselves they're out of control! And no they don't particularly like the truth! I speak up though, and tell them what I think. Needless to say I don't have many white friends. Usually they don't expect that someone with my education level/professional status would call them out on things, especially at major staff meetings etc, LOL. I find a lot of white people pretentious and passive aggressive. I fucking hate passive aggressive! I'm actually gearing up to get rid of someone at work because they're passive aggressive. I absolutely can't have that around me! I can tolerate a lot of things, but not passive aggressive behavior.
So there you go, my secret is: I hate my own kind!



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189,372 It's not just the restaurant business, it's a lot places that hires people who don't care , worst some of these people have no business interacting with customers, I had rude customer services from restaurants, department stores, cable company and other businesses.  I understand that a lot of these jobs don't pay that much , however where's people's pride to do their job right and if you are not a people's person or don't like to be bother by them , don't get a job that involves dealing with people.



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189,371 I never understand white people and dogs. You stop your dogs from having babies and if eventually they do have babies you sell them. White people don't like confrontation, they like control. Whatever you do, do not tell them the truth. It is all making sense now why the love for dogs. It is about control. White people confuse me.



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189,370 It's better to have loved and lost. Surely. But try not to lose it. At all.



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189,369 I hate when people don't take responsibility for their actions. If you make a mistake, say so. It's not a big deal. We all make mistakes. But more and more I see people trying to spin a mistake as something they did on purpose to be helpful. A woman at work sent out a memo with spelling errors. When it was noticed, she tried to make out that it was a good thing and done purposefully. She said she wanted people to remember the memo and by intentionally putting in spelling errors and getting everyone talking, her plan is working. If you ask me, she should be fired. Not for the spelling errors, but by lying about them after the fact.



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189,368 Admittedly there are times I pull a booger from my nose. When there is no tissue handy, I'll wipe the booger into my pants pocket. Then when I do laundry, the booger magically disappears. Of course what that actually means is the booger dissolves in the warm water and spreads booger molecules over all the clothes in the washing machine. Anyone else with clothes in the washer is now wearing my booger. Sorry about that. Probably best you don't know about it.



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189,367 I'm tired of going to restaurants and getting rude service.  Employees used to be fast and friendly.  Now they are slow and rude.



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189,366 Chihuahuas are absolutely wretched and I don't understand what would compel someone to own one.



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189,365 I had a dog as a kid. The dog was my constant companion. We were best friends. The dog had puppies, starting from that moment the dog changed. It became vicious, even towards me. After the puppies had matured and were given away, the dog was still vicious. There were several incidents of the dog biting people. My parents eventually had the dog put down.

I married my wife. She was my constant companion. We were best friends. We had a child. From that moment on my wife became vicious. Mean, argumentative, paranoid.

I don't know what happened. Something snapped in her. It's not like she was being protective of her newborn. For the last 7 years she has been mean to both me and our child.

The question is, can I have her put down?

OK, maybe not. But someone asked why men marry a bitch. I didn't marry a bitch. I married my best friend. She changed and became a bitch. This is on her.



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189,364 I called a company and asked a salesperson about a product they sell. Just wanted to know when it would arrive. It wasn't a big deal. I needed to give my boss a ballpark delivery date. The salesperson said he'd get back to me in the hour. He didn't. I sent him a followup email a few days later. He still didn't get back to me. Wow, business must be good to ignore your new customers. It's an $80,000 item. You'd think they'd want the business. I ended up calling a company in Canada. They had the item here in a week. No wonder why America isn't great. No one is much interested in working.



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189,363 Listen here, you sick fucks (myself included), all this negative brain dribble is useless. Life sucks, love sucks, we're all lonely and unfulfilled, blah blah, blah.

NO! We just believe our own bullshit. You want to know real pain?!? You sick fucks, try to be positive and a good force of nature EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALL BULLSHIT... then... the light comes.

Know that! C.I.ED!



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189,362 Ok so just the other day my sister who has been with a dude for years now, tells me she has a girlfriend....  I responded, so you broke up with your bf and now gay.... she says no.... I have both, they know about one another and are ok with it.

Apparently she's always been like this and she's sort of lied about it when need be.... but now comes out to tell me

Well that was great timing cause I just broke up with my gf .... who I'm still in love with (long story short... she's not right for me... but she's an amazing person regardless) and I miss her like crazy.... so curently going through the breakup stage.

Now when she told me... told my sis yea it's cool as long as you're happy and honest with yourself and them..... but now I really dislike her .... I don't want to talk to her anymore.... I don't want her number.... and I don't want her to visit me.... even though I'm super alone and would love someone around to keep me sane

This stuff doesn't bother me but it's different when it's close to you... and when it's soo unexpected... then other thing is why tell me now? I already had suspicions of my ex being gay too... by the way she spoke about it.... it literally feels like all the women I know are coming out as gay.... and that really bothers me...... feels like I've been lied to

Or maybe I'm just overthinking everything.

I really want to support the sis at the moment.... but I don't want to know anything about her relationship anymore or anything at that matter.

Also Iam the only one who knows and we're a really old school Christian family.... my parents will not accept this at all .... which is sad really.... but I guess I feel the same way



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189,361 Why the hell do people lose their self-control when it comes to Ben & Jerry's ice cream??? TWICE now when I've left pints in the freezer for a week (in 2 different houses, so it's no "fool me twice"), somebody has eaten my damn ice cream!!

The first time they admitted it and said: "Sorry man, I had a job interview for the first time in months and it went terribly, and i was really down and feeling like a failure. I'll buy you a new one." followed up by "But if you leave a pint of B&J in the fridge for longer than 3 days, there are no guarantees."

The second time was in my own house, and someone just ate 1/3 of it. 1/3 OF IT!! That's even more disgusting and infuriating than eating the whole thing! I live with 8 people so I have no idea whose DNA is in that pint now!

I'm just so fucking frustrated. If I want to save something for myself, LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE!! How hard is it to NOT eat food you know you haven't spent the money on???? FUCK



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189,360 I love seeing people try and succeed at anything. Even something as simple as sounding out words. If we judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree we'd think it was stupid. We all have different strengths. And as a bonus we all have a super power. Just gotta find it. I can eat anything and not get a bellyache



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189,359 funny-My wife gets mad when I have cash...she says that by using cash I'm trying to hide my purchases(I have never given her a reason to doubt me) SMH



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189,358 This may seem very petty, but I get so damn sick of my husband never having any cash on him. Never. Ever. So that means when we got somewhere that requires cash, I know he's going to say "I don't have any cash on me" and I'll have to pay whatever it is. Granted, people don't usually keep lots of cash on their person in this day of debit cards, but JESUS!!!! At least have a twenty or something! I try to always have at least some cash at all times. There are instances where you HAVE to use cash! For instance our daughter wanted to go to a movie with a friend. Hubby says, "I don't have any cash" (of course you don't) so I have to give her money. The very next day someone delivered an item I had purchased as part of a fund raiser, but hadn't paid for yet. I was at work when they delivered it, and of course when I got home I was told "I couldn't pay her because I don't have any cash in me" YOU NEVER HAVE CASH ON YOU! For the love of all that's good and kind, always have at least a little cash ($20-40) on you, because you can't always used your damn debit card for everything.



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189,357 I rarely ever cry or feel any sort of deep emotion...the only time I do is if it involves a kid or a helpless animal.

Years ago my grandmother died. I went to the funeral...nothing

My dad died. No tears, no real feelings at all (he was kinda a dick to me, my wife and kids)I could never say that though)) and my mother and siblings were so mad at me about not crying...I couldn't help it

I've seen movies where everyone in the room was balling. I sit by myself, hoping no one notices that I'm not tearing up.

I've found it best to ball up all those feelings, fears and thoughts real tight, and shove them way down deep inside. Because, let's be honest no one really cares enough for me to hear that stuff from me...plus it's not manly for a grown man to burden anyone.

Although, writing this was somewhat therapeutic.

47M



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189,356 I can't tell you how much it pays to keep your mouth shut. People think I'm smart or deep because I don't talk much. But it has been my experience that the less you talk the less chance there is to say something stupid.

There have been so many times that I wanted to say something, but I didn't, only to find out what I was going to say was totally stupid and wrong.

So, maybe it was smart to not say anything.

Also so many times people are talking, and I'm just listening and thinking "wow, I have no idea what this person is talking about" or "I have nothing to say about this whatsoever".

I guess have them all fooled!



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189,355 When I read stories in the news about parents going away for a few days while leaving young children home alone, I tear up. When I was 10 I was left home alone for a week. I was terrified the entire time. I was convinced bad people would break into the house at night and kill me while I slept. I put pillows in my bed to make it look like I was sleeping there, but in fact I was sleeping in my closet. The whole thing deeply affected me. You'd think I'd be over it by now, but no it still makes me cry.



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189,354 I made a huge flub once. I still shudder at what I said. I'm not big on my wife's family. I avoid them. None the less I was forced to go to a weekend long family wedding.  At one point there was a picnic. This pretty young woman started a conversation with me. I started gossiping about my wife's family and what dicks they are. I pointed out that everyone thinks the groom is sex pervert.

The punchline, I didn't realize the woman I was talking to was the bride. In my defense, all these pretty young women look alike.

Yep that didn't go over very well.



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189,353 On Facebook, I tracked down a friend from almost 50 years ago... haven't seen or heard from her since 1972.
She's still smokin' hot, great body, great face.. she aged VERY well.
But... all her posts were about Jesus, god, and how great Trump is... oh well, just shows she ‘s still a ditz. No sense “friending” her, I'd just have to delete her ignorant ass.



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189,352 The only reason a lot people adopt children from other countries, it's the system in the USA is broken , trying to adopt here it takes forever even if those kids spend years on you care as foster kids the parents can come back and claim they wanted back .  My uncle and aunt spend years trying to adopt they just gave up .



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189,351 Once I was out for lunch with somebody that I have been good friends with since we were in grade school. For some reason we started talking about a girl that we went to school with and how mean and what a bitch she was. It was unusual because 1) neither of us had seen her in years, so why would she come up in our conversation 2) we're not really the gossiping type and don't usually badmouth people in general. But we were totally bashing her and also speculating on what she was doing now. Then all of a sudden we heard someone say our names and ask "is that you?" It was her Dad! Sitting right near us. He acted polite and told us how his daughter was doing and that she was doing well. He didn't say a word about overhearing us. But obviously he did. So yeah... we've all said things we regret.



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189,350 Once at work I was supposed to introduce a woman that was making a presentation to a group. I completely mispronounced her name. She gave me a really annoyed look. It was a few years ago and I still think about it quite often and feel bad, even though everybody else, including her has probably forgotten.



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189,349 I've also said some real stupid stuff I regret. I was talking to a lady and I made a joke about how some families adopt asian kids because it must be cheaper than adopting a white kid. It's like buying a kid on sale. Someone then pulled me aside and said the woman has two adopted kids from asia. Oops. Don't worry about it buddy. We've all said stupid stuff.



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189,348 I can't catch a break anymore. Work is not happening because I'm getting trolled constantly and not a thing more. I'm 2 month's behind on probation fines and will soon go to jail unless I bring them current. Idk what to do and I think I want to die now. Life is fucking out of my reach and idk why losing everything has to be so slow and painful. Can't I just die already?



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189,347 My ADHD makes me say stupid shit all the time. I'm really impulsive, and sometimes the brain-mouth filter doesn't work well enough to keep the words from coming out before I can think about them. Like one time, I was at a family gathering and being from a politically-minded family, OF COURSE our conversation has to turn to that. The fam is conservative, and I'm liberal. My uncle is big time NRA, and I can't stand the NRA. Without even thinking about it, I start talking about my opinions on the NRA. Jesus tap dancing Christ, Now, what the fucking hell was I thinking by saying that when I know that was not going to result in anything? I pissed so many of them off. Completely mortified.

Another time, 6 years ago when I was a first-year teacher, I said something that embarrassed a student that was a troublemaker, so you can imagine how that went for the rest of the school year.

There are also various other situations where the stupid shit I've said has embarrassed me or others. I have it under better control now, and even though I know I can't really help it, sometimes, some of it still completely mortifies me!



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189,346 I think about how I "went off" on work clients, saying the kind of things other people wish they had the guts to say. I regret stuff like that. All the stupid stuff I've done or said was necessary for someone like me. Many who knew me in this unfortunate context will always see me in negative light as they probably should. There is no easy fix for certain situations, when you make it loud and clear to everyone around you, you realize it was silly and it makes it easier to move on. The confusing thing is that one person's silliness is another person's epic poem.
I want to be a better person. Knowing my audience helps me to act and behave appropriately. All that being said... I've been eaten alive by something I've said or done in a work meeting. I'm really good at shutting that down by realizing  1) they may feel the same way or similar 2)  people have a very short memory and aren't probably thinking about me 3) being true to my self means not putting too much emphasis on what others think about me.



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189,345 Well maybe your wife has speech problems or has dyslexia, I can't pronounce a lot of words and it has nothing to do with my accent, I speak my native language the same .  My parents sent me to speech terapy for many years and I still cannot pronounce a lot of words right as an adult , thank goodness people thinks is an accent or English being my second language but if you'll speak and understand my native language, you'll realize is the way I speak.



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189,344 You understand everything you need to know about my wife if you ask her to read something out loud.

"The... cu... cure... cure rent... current... The current... ad... adam... The current adam... adam... adam in... admin... eye... admin eyes... admin is.... trah.... admin is trah... admin is tray.... administray... tea on.... administra... tie on... administration... The current administration! I got it!"

I'm not kidding.



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189,343 There are many things in life I regret saying. Stupid kinds of things. Like I was on a conference call with work and I put on a German accent. There was no reason for it. I thought I was being funny. It came across as immature. I've got dozens of things like that. Every so often I remember one and groan internally. I really beat myself up over these dumb things. I'm curious though, does everyone do this? That's really what I want to hear. That's it's normal to say stupid things in your life and regret it. Or is it mostly only me who made these mistakes.



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189,342 I'm either going to leave or I'm going to kill myself. There isn't much middle ground left.



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189,341 Fresh herbs marry very well with rabbit meat. Try basil, lemon grass, coriander, bay leaf, parsley, rosemary, thyme, marjoram, and sage. It also works well with wine-based sauces and fruit sauces made with raspberry, pear and apple.



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189,340 I hate to admitted but Butternut the bunny sounds like me, except I'm human and of course I'm a women.

37/f



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189,339 I'll be in town for a week. I wish we could get together and catch up. No funny business, no ulterior motives, no drama. Just you, me, and some grub. But even though I've made peace with everything, I have no idea how you feel about it still. I just wish it didn't matter. I miss you as a friend, but I'll respect your request to be left alone.

Hope all is well.



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189,338 For years while I was living in a big city, I stole cable service. I could see the cable conduit running the length of the public hallway. I carefully removed a section of the metal cover that ran along my apartment wall. I drilled a hole from the hallway through to my apartment. I spliced my own wires onto the cable wire. I then replaced the metal cover. There was no way they'd ever find my illegal connection. I had it for 10 years until I moved away.



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189,337 I come from a middle/working class family.  I love my family.  Everybody has had to work for everything they have.  I've never received help of any kind.  Graduated state school, moved myself to a city, found myself a job, paid my own bills, saved for my own down payment, paid off my school loans, worked my way up.

Through hard work and good decisions I purchased a home in an affluent neighborhood when the real estate market took a nose dive.  I love my home, my neighbors.  This house is quite an achievement for somebody like me.  

It's made me a miserable and jealous person.  I'm surrounded by people who have not had to work nearly as hard or not work at all.  Trust funders, family money, inherited wealth. Everybody else has so much more. It's in my face constantly.  Cars, boats, country clubs, extravagant lifestyles. Always in my face, dangling like a carrot.  I'll never have it, not because I don't work hard, but because I've reached my economic ceiling.  I'm at the top and the realization has set in that I will not have any more than I do now, despite the effort I'm willing to put forth at work.

The working class can't compete with inherited wealth.  People who are given things.  People who have money, power, connections.  

I love and appreciate my home.  I'm so blessed to be here but I was happier in my working class neighborhood where we were all on the same playing field.



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189,336 I should have done a credit check before I married him.



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189,335 Thanks 321, that's a good idea. This may seem paradoxical but one thing I worried about with shelters was the fact that my bunny came from a shelter in the first place. I'm afraid they might just automatically euthanize her, and I don't want that.

Butternut was adopted by my old roommate, who then moved to Michigan a few months later. She left the bunny behind, so I took her in. I'd always wanted a bunny at that point, but you're right, they're terrible companions. I know people who have bunnies that are cuddly and happy, but Butternut is a fucking bitch.

She'll only pay you mind when you feed her, but even then she'll grab food out of your hands with her mouth and then retreat to the back of the hutch, staring at you like you're going to kill her. 3 years and I couldn't convince this creature that I wanted to be her friend. I gave her toys and treats and cuddles and space and gentleness and nothing worked. So I grew resentful.

The tipping point was when it became a burden on my life. I live in a house where, if I were caught with a bunny, I'd get kicked out. We also have a really bad problem with fleas. It's much more difficult to find an apartment that allows pets in the first place. It's happened many times where I've had to feed her dry food way more than I should because that's all I could afford (bunnies need 70% of their diet to be vegetables, and she doesn't like things that keep well like arugula). I found myself having to spend my last few dollars on a creature that I didn't love and that didn't love me, all because I'd done my roommate a favor.

I tried to give her back, several times. My roommate lived in Michigan for 3.5 months, and then came back. Her finances were in shambles. She spiraled into depression. She tried to kill herself. Then when things got better, she made it clear that she couldn't afford to take Butternut back, nor did she want to at that point. So I was stuck with her.

You're right about me not wanting to be needed. I actually kind of hate being needed too much. I'm going to take your advice and call a shelter anyway, because if somebody out there can love this cold-hearted fluffer, then they should. I'm done.



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189,334 Ok. I get it. You've stopped reaching out to me, and when I reach out to you, it's not much of a response. I'll stop.



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189,333 Crying is for weak people. I haven't cried since I was 3 years old.



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189,332 I've had 3 people hit me up for money I owe them today.

The first was my sister, trying to get me to put money in an emergency account for myself. She was nice about it, and it wasn't annoying at all.

The second was my roommate for the electric bill. I don't know why he's trying to rush me to pay him, because he was supposed to take care of the gas bill and has been making excuses while we all have to take cold showers and buy take-out.

The third was a fucking student loan company calling me at my job because I missed a payment. Like, I pay them faithfully for years until now, and they want to harass me at my job? I don't have time for those phone calls. Plus, my coworker told me, it's illegal for collections agencies to call you at your job if you specify that they can't. So they're getting that fucking letter from me.

Now I'm just annoyed. Get off my back people! I've been having to buy shitty take-out for the last week because our gas got shut off. I got a smaller check last week and most of it is going to bills besides that. I'm gonna be short on rent until next week, which isn't going to help the situation at all. I just wish people would leave me alone



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189,331 My greatest idea ever. Living in  a house with 4 people, I was tired of the TV remote not being on the coffee table. It would end up in the bathroom, in a bedroom, in the basement. I could spend half an hour looking for the fucking thing. My solution, I duct taped a wire to the bottom the remote. I attached the other end of the wire to the underside of the coffee table. Now the remote can't wander more than 3 feet. It has been a year and it has worked brilliantly. I'm surprised this isn't an invention you can buy in a store. People would pay money for this thing.



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189,330 I behaved selfishly once in a way that might not have been perceived as such by the affected people.

In my early thirties I returned to university, studying part-time and attending evening classes after work, to complete a graduate qualification in information technology.  The most daunting hurdle to be overcome during the course was Case Study, for which the students were required to form into small groups (typically four people) and write and test a number of interactive and batch reporting programs conforming with specifications provided by the lecturers.  There would later be a presentation evening during which our "clients" (the lecturers) would have us demonstrate our work by giving us data to enter on the spot and from which to generate printed reports.

It was apparent that the other team members recognised me as having an edge over them, and when one proposed me as team leader, I accepted unequivocally.  There were four interactive programs to be written and tested.  I assigned two of them to myself, and the other two to the person I felt to be the next most capable.  There were also around half a dozen batch reporting programs to be written, and I assigned them entirely to myself.  The remaining tasks – writing the documentation and organising the typing-up and duplication – I assigned to the remaining team members.  For the purpose of completing the Case Study, given the programming load that I had assigned to myself, I took around three weeks annual leave from my full-time day job.

Presentation evening went very well for our team, the lecturer almost throwing bouquets at us by the end of our presentation.  We adjourned to a pub afterwards for a few well-earned beers, relieved that we obviously had Case Study in the bag.  One of the team members – the one who had originally proposed me as team leader – thanked me for my efforts, speculating that we might have otherwise been crying into our beer instead of celebrating.

He need not have thanked me.  I wasn't being altruistic in assigning the greater part of the programming and testing workload just to myself.  Doing so resulted in there being little work left over for one of the other team members, and I know that that person felt some embarrassment at not really having contributed to our success in the Case Study.  Even though it wasn't his fault, I felt a bit bad for him.

Truth is, my motives were of self-interest.  I had already been tinkering around with hobby programming for over a decade, and I had also been doing some small-scale programming at work.  I already had a demonstrated knack and liking for that kind of work.  The other team members were greenhorns and had no track record for it.  Having to complete Case Study as a group exercise, I wasn't about to risk my own potential results for that subject being dragged down by newbies, so I grabbed most of the riskiest tasks for myself.

As it happened, our team topped the class in Case Study, so, in this case, it appears that the selfishness might have paid off for all.



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189,329 There is nothing wrong with wanting to keep what is yours- earned or in place or good luck or whatever.   Just share sometimes if you can, particularly with some who is legit far less fortunate than you.    That's kindness and good karma.



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189,328 Finding a man on Craigslist is pretty easy.  Finding a woman on Craigslist is hard.  Most women are either spambots, or prostitutes.



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189,327 I don't understand why people are against trying to stop death.  There are companies donating millions of dollars to other companies who are trying to reverse the aging process, and the general public dismisses it because they are looking forward to dying.  I don't want to die and I'm told I should look forward to it.



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189,326 I know I will get banned by this site, but I will say this.  189325, I thought I was the only one who thought this way, I've been this way, also, since a little kid, I've been called selfish, stingy, etc., if I work at something, for something, IT IS MINE!!!  Not for me to share!!!  You want it??  YOU GET IT!!!  I don't even mind sharing actually, which is something I've learned in my teenage years, people treat you better when you share, but I still retain that original attitude, same as yours.



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189,325 I'm naturally selfish. Not to the point where it would hurt people, take from people, or cause others bad fortune, but just so that I retain and keep what I have - especially if I have earned it, or if it was already set in place.

Why? Because I want it that way.  Is that so bad?



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189,324 I've always felt like, even though I was born and raised in a devout Christian family, I should have been born Jewish.



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189,323 I miss you the most when they fly the W. When I was in high school, we to a game. Cubs v. Padres, 2007 or so? It was hot and sticky. Miserable Chicago summer. You had to stand to see the field. Dad apologized for the crappy weather and seats. You smiled and said "there's no place I'd rather be." Because that was the kind of man you were. A real fan. A real friend and a true leader for our family.

You understood that being there for someone meant showing up, even if it was uncomfortable for you. And, not only would you show up, you'd show up with enthusiasm. Every band concert of mine. Every recital. Every boring parent teacher whatever, every grandparents day, every time I got sick at school and needed to go home. You were there. And you were relentlessly enthusiastic about it. Enthusiastic about taking care of a sick kid. Enthusiastic about paying for my college education. Enthusiastic about your entire family.

I miss you, Grampa. It's been almost a year since you've been gone. You were the best part of my family and one of the best spoke ill ever know.



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189,322 Whenever I see online an old black and white picture of somebody famous, I find myself reading their Wikipedia bios to find out when they lived and when they died.  It makes life seem so trivial.  Here are these people who lived for decades before I was born, and they all had full lives like me.  They were kids, they went to school, and between doing some notable or infamous things, they had their worries, they had children, they paid bills, they had careers, they had adventures... and many died before I was even born.  It kind of puts my worries in perspective.  One day, I'll die, and no matter how great I turn out to be, at most I can expect a Wikipedia article on me to be buried in among the millions of other ones.  We're born, we worry, we die, and we return to dust.



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189,321 People with pets, have a need to be " needed". I don't have that need. In that respect, I understand the person with the bunny.  I'm guessing that she doesn't want to be needed anymore. Furthermore, unlike dogs who can show some type of companionship, or cats that don't really care about their owners but have a personality at least, bunnies, I venture to say are poor companions. I'd never get a bunny, they're dumb. However, I'd never hurt a living thing, if I were to make the mistake of getting one (won't happen), I'd feel obligated to take care of it.
Call an animal shelter and explain your situation to them. Tell them a sub story, and tell them that you live too far away to drop it off. Someone working at the animal shelter might feel sorry for the bunny and come to your house to pick it up...



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189,320 I'll never admit to another soul because I feel so guilty about it. When I was a teen and a kid, I used to watch Mad TV and laugh at the Miss Swan skit.  I thought it was hilarious. I didnt watch Mad TV as an adult and mostly forgot about the Miss Swan skit with the exception of a friend or two sending me a video of it every now and then. I'd chuckle and "like" the post.

I realized how awful it was to laugh at that skit. It made fun of Asian women in a really demeaning way. White people (like the actress who played Ms. Swan) have been making fun of asians and stereotyping them all for a laugh for a long time. The actress who plays Ms. Swan is apparently very racist.

I'm not racist whatsoever. I only judge people on whether they're an asshole or not. What the hell came over me to think that skit was funny? What an idiot I was. That went completely against my beliefs about how awful racism here, and there I was laughing at it.

I'm sorry. I feel really shitty and stupid for laughing at that awful skit. I've vocal against racism all my life and this is really shameful for me.



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189,319 289: Thanks for sharing your secret diet plan! I'll start Oct. 1!



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189,318 As I get older, I get slower at Jeopardy. :(



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189,317 Something I've noticed. After ass fucking a woman, doesn't matter who, they all do this - after ass fucking a woman, and I pull out, the woman will turn around and the first thing she does is look at my cock. She's checking to see if it's "dirty".  This is clearly what she was thinking as I was ass fucking her - will his cock be dirty. Women are humble in this way. I just unloaded two nuts full of jizz up her ass. That's not a problem for her. The concern is that her poop might be on my cock.



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189,316 Collusion with Russia has finally been proven! WOW! I actually thought all the news stories were wrong, or at best misleading.  For months the New York Times, The Washington Post, CNN and online media giants such as Facebook, have been screaming about the collusion.

Today the facts were revealed.

A Russian based entity placed ads online during the presidential campaign.

There it is. Russian interference with our election!

And the collusion part. That's there too. The Russian entity paid money to ..... Facebook.

Not to Trump. Trump's name is not part of the story at all. Russia, of it's own accord, placed ads on Facebook to stir the mud and sway public opinion.  For this Facebook was paid.

So tell me, why isn't Mark Zuckerburg being brought up on charges?

For a year, with no evidence, we heard that Trump should be charged with collusion. And now that the collusion has been proven - except it's with a left leaning media outlet - where are the criminal charges against Facebook?

What's that? No charges?

See how that works?



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189,315 The drive to please is ruining my internal compass.



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189,314 I'm at the end with my wife. I tried. I failed. Communication with her is impossible. Whether it's talk about our marriage, or talk about simple things. Here is a conversation from yesterday.

ME: I found your missing earring. It was on the back porch.

HER: No it wasn't. Impossible. Why would it be in the front porch? I never go on the front porch. Tell me the truth.

ME: I didn't say it was on the front porch. I said it was on the back porch.

HER: I know what you said. I also know you meant to say front porch.

ME: No I didn't mean to say front porch. I meant to say back porch because that's where I found it. It's why I said back porch.

HER: I know you meant to say front porch.

ME: I don't understand. Like so many of these conversations with you. Why are you going on about the front porch.

HER: Because I know it's what you meant.

ME: Please stop. You sit on the back porch alot. I found your earring on the back porch.

HER: Maybe so, but you meant to say front porch.

Sometimes I think talking to her is part of that reality TV show where John Quinones is going to pop out from the back from and tell me I'll on the set of "What Would You do?"

What would you do -- if your wife says bizarre random things all day long?

I know, I'd leave her.



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189,313 answering personal ads on Craigslist is very demoralizing!



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189,312 It's horrible when people want to stop taking care of their pets.



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189,311 The Attorney General is encouraging discrimination against gays? More lies!

Here is an article in The Hill:

Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Thursday spoke in support of an LGBT Pride Month event that the Justice Department will hold next week that will honor Gavin Grimm, the transgender teen at the heart of the transgender bathroom debate.

Sessions was asked by an intern about the White House's lack of recognition for LGBT Pride Month and responded that the Justice Department would "celebrate" LGBT pride next week.

"We are going to have a pride group in this very room, I think next week I believe it is. And so that's perfectly appropriate and we will protect and defend and celebrate that — and protect the rights of all transgender persons,"  

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Sounds like Sessions is very supportive of gay rights. You liars disgust me. Luckily the world is seeing you fools for what you are - bitter because Hillary lost.



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189,310 Yes, #304. It is the Attorney General encouraging discrimination against gays.  Because he has always encouraged discrimination against gays.  And he was appointed by TRUMP.



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189,309 For lunch today we went to Burger King. It wasn't my choice, but the people I was with said McDonalds supports the football players being disrespectful to the flag. I really don't want politics to determine what I eat for lunch. But in the end, it had been years since I've had a Whopper. It was good. I'd go again.



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189,308 I like to post after i read everyone elses posts. That way when I read everyone elses posts to morrow I know to stop when I get to mine.



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189,307 There was a fellow at our company who embezzled money. He worked directly for my boss. Therefor my boss is a thief? Is that how life works? If an employee takes a stance, then the boss must believe the same thing?

What's more, no one is arguing that discrimination should happen against gays. The Justice Department lawyer is saying the 1964 law doesn't apply. That's not a stance favoring discrimination. It's a stance saying use the right law for the right circumstance. This is for everyone's protection.

A few years ago there was a case where a Board of Education member in a small town went to a school function. After the event, the member noticed an almost empty jar of catsup being thrown out.  Not wanting to see it go to waste, he fished it from the garbage can and took it home.

One of his enemies saw this, and had him arrested for theft. Charge, he stole a bottle of catsup from the school. But that was a law being misapplied. More correctly he took trash out of the trash can. That should not be interpreted as theft. The DOJ had to step in a call it for what it was. Someone was intentionally misusing a law as an act of revenge. Our country is better than that.

Same with this gay discrimination case. Someone was fired. Some people were angry about it. They are possibly misusing the law to seek revenge.  We can't have that. Or where does it stop?  It doesn't stop. It's gotten to the point where liberals are trying to use this case to embarrass Trump. Even though, get this, the case has been going on for 5 years under the Obama Administration. For all this time the Appeals court judges have been arguing the same things as the DOJ lawyer, that it's the wrong law being applied. Why were you liberals not complaining while Obama was President?

Because it didn't suit your agenda - of going after Trump.

You're just a bunch of liars trying to get mileage out of anything you can dredge up.



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189,306 You gotta know that being good is hard, and then do it anyway.



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189,305 The Attorney General works directly for the (in this case - so-called) President.



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189,304 When confronted with your lies, you refuse to back down, instead you continue with your lies. Says something about your lack of intellectual maturity.

1) The White House is not encouraging discrimination against gays. A lawyer for the Justice Department is making a legal argument in an Appeals Court. That's not the White House. The lawyer doesn't work for the White House. The lawyer doesn't work for Trump. The lawyer works for a Department run by the Attorney General. Can you admit to your distortion, suggesting the White House is somehow doing something wrong?

It would be like a soldier at Fort Bragg rapes a woman, and then a liberal claims that the White House is in favor of rape. Because after all, the soldier works for the US Gov and the Gov is run by Trump.

It's venomous distortion.

2) Neither the White House, nor anyone else, is "encouraging discrimination against gays". That's a lie on your part. The case revolves around the 1964 Civil Rights Act, which prohibits discrimination based on workers' sex, race, religion and other traits. The Act doesn't say anything about sexual orientation.  It mentions sex, but not sexual orientation. You can't discriminate based on a person being male or female. But the law offers nothing about who one chooses as sex partners.  The DOJ lawyer is pointing this out. That in no way means he is "ENCOURAGING DISCRIMINATION AGAINST GAYS". That's a massive distortion on your part. He is saying this particular law doesn't cover the topic. It's the DOJ's responsibility to make sure laws are interpreted correctly.

Why lie? Why try to fool people? You think everyone is an idiot and doesn't see through your ruse? Your candidate lost. Therefore you, and people like you, must pick apart everything and blame it on President Trump. Even if it means outright lies on your part. Get a life.



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189,303 "A Trump administration lawyer on Tuesday urged a U.S. appeals court in Manhattan to rule that federal law does not ban discrimination against gay employees."

Facts have a well known liberal bias.



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189,302 The White House isn't encouraging discrimination against gays. You are making that up. Stop it. You are the problem. You are undermining the country. That's treason. You should be arrested. So many lies from the liberals. Grow the fuck up and stopping making shit up.



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189,301 I'm a 47M, I love to have my nipples played with. Even when I'm masturbating. My wife won't do it (along with a myriad of other things) She says it's weird. Maybe it is, but I still like it.



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189,300 My secret is I don't believe in God. I'm married to a preacher's son and have extremely religious inlaws. Because of the part of the country I live in, (Bible belt) everyone's solution to everything is prayer. The older I get the more I think it's all bullshit. Now when I see memes with Jesus quotes or bible verses, I just roll my eyes. I have to play the part, go to church, and pretend to be a devout Christian. In reality, I'm just not.



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