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190,999 Sometimes people play games and think they're so good at it, and they are dead wrong. Good luck to you. You will not win this time.



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190,998 I know it's too late. I should have told you I love you. Held you.  I miss you. I miss as us. I am so glad you took a chance on me. It really was the happiest time in my life. I am sorry I failed you. I saw it. That look. Each time I disappointed to you in the past. I never fell out of love with you. But I know now why you fell out of love with me.



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190,997 I've been dating this guy for a few months. Our sex life is amazing. I suck his perfect dick all the time, but I haven't swallowed his cum yet. I really want to; just waiting for a special first time moment. I can't wait to swallow your cum babe!



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190,996 Your Dr's office called me today and left a message for you. I asked them to scratch my name off of your contact information.



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190,995 A special mammogram test tomorrow at the doctors insistence because he found something on the first test. Can't sleep. I'm scared out of my mind.



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190,994 I got my hard drive back, it was missing the protective cage that comes with it , I didn't want to deal with ahole anymore and I just left it at that .  It is a shady business, when I look at their website for directions I assume they were close by UPS , I had no idea they were just using the store for drop ups and pick us it was a red flag there , should know better and the fact I was told they couldn't process credit cards only cash or checks tells you what kind of scumb this jerk is .  I'm planning on filing a complaint with the business bureau, people like this jerk gives a bad name to small honest computer repair businesses.



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190,993 Walmart jeans are so cheap.  They wear out and get holes just from me walking around after a few days, and the belt loops snap off easily.  Walmart is so cheap.  I'm buying my jeans somewhere else.



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190,992 987 Please insist on immediate return of your hard drive.  There's a demand on the black market and among the unscrupulous for working second-hand hard drives because there may be information to be scavenged from them about bank accounts, credit cards, email accounts, passwords, and so on.  Hopefully, there is nothing of that kind to be found on yours.

This is why I completely secure my PC's hard drive with military-grade encryption so that, when the drive eventually dies, I can safely dispose of it without fear.  In fact, I take a factory-fresh hard drive, install just Windows and the encryption software on it, and then overlay the entire drive with encryption before doing anything else with it.  That way, there is nothing personally sensitive that has ever been written to the drive "in the clear", so that even sophisticated attempts to recover what might have been there before the encryption overlay was written won't find anything useful.

In any case, whether your hard drive is secured or not, what a goddamn liberty for the technician to just take it like that.  How dare he!  The hard drive and the data on it are your property.  You may not have full copies of the data elsewhere.  It is a big deal, because it's theft.  Who's to say that you won't want to keep that data and migrate it to your next computer, or try installing your hard drive into another comparable computer and booting from it there?

Once you've got your hard drive back, have nothing further to do with that business.  It sounds dodgy to me.



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190,991 If u ever second guess a decision strongly, consider that that is God sending you a message



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190,990 I have been off Facebook for two months now. OMG what a change. I was probably spending 12 hours a day on there visiting multiple forums. I'd get so upset by the way some people acted. There was name calling, pettiness, and accusations galore. It finally upset me so much that I signed off for good. Wanna know how much I miss it? Zero. I have my life back. I've been doing things around the house. I actually went for a walk tonight. Me getting exercise is a extreme rarity. Facebook is a fine idea but I don't think humans can handle it. I never want to be that way again in my life.



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190,989 I made a pass at my girlfriend's female boss. This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever done. Not only did the boss turn me down, she told my girlfriend. My girlfriend then broke up with me. But before she did, she told me how it was the talk of the entire company. 200 people all in agreement that I am the biggest asshole ever. In hindsight, I agree.



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190,988 I really thought we left the trashy party girl look back in 2009, but it's starting to make a comeback.



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190,987 I took my computer to get fix , guy calls me and tells me it's going to cost 380 plus taxes to get it fix , apparently my motherboard went bad and needed a new one . Even though I was upset since the computer was only 2 years old and wasn't cheap , I figured why invest more money into when I can just get a new one , called the guy back and told him I wasn't interested on fixing it , I picked up paid 96 dollars fee .  When I got home I decided to open it out of curiosity and to my surprise my hard drive was missing, I called the guy immediately he acted like it wasn't a big deal and blame it on one of his technicians, what a dirt bag he probably was going to sell it since I refused his services, now that I think about he probably does all the work himself all the times he called me different numbers show up on my cell which tells me he doesn't want to be track and his office number it's probably a land line at his mothers basement.



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190,986 984: I just came back from exercising, thinking how much better I feel when I exercise! When I sat down to read cave canum as I do every night,  your entry was the first one I read! I take it as a message to continue! You may not know how encouraging your simple statement is! This wasn't a coincidence...



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190,985 I can't believe how badly you treat me. You are not a good human being. If you are anxious about something, you need to work that out with yourself. It doesn't give you the right to bully me. I'm not the source of your anxiety. I am always trying to be kind and helpful. I have to stop being near you. I have to stay away from you. You have hurt me far too much. Good bye.



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190,984 I always feel better after exercise.



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190,983 My wife makes me so sad. She's putting in no effort with her job hunt.

She's been looking for work for three years. (So she says.)  For all that time she didn't even land a single interview.

I finally took charge. A few weeks ago I rewrote her resume and cover letter. Success! She got a call from a company looking for a customer service rep.

They wanted to meet with her last week. She put them off, saying she was too busy until after Thanksgiving. That makes me mad. You don't tell a company you're too busy. You put in the effort to make the meeting work. Especially since this is the only thing that's come her way in three damn years!

Her interview is now scheduled for tomorrow. I suggested she read up on the company. You know, get a familiarity with their products and corporate culture.

She got mad at me and told me to "fuck off". What? I'm trying to help her. Our family needs the income.  And she curses at me??

I brought up the wikipedia article on the company. I said she should read it. I left the room. A few minutes later I returned to find her reading some Hollywood gossip website.

She's going to the job interview with nothing. She'll give them one word lazy answers, like a child trying to be difficult. This is what she does with me. Who knows, she might even tell them to fuck off.

You want to hear something really scary? Since she wouldn't read the wikipedia article, I read it to her. When I finished she turned to me in all seriousness and said, "You know what, there's a chance they will interview me and then ask me to run their company."

My God, she's insane. She doesn't live in the real world. What a lazy demented person. I hate her. I shake my head at how I ever could have married her.



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190,982 It's dark when I get up in the morning. It's dark when I get out of work. And it is only getting worse for the next three and a half weeks. I hate winter.



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190,981 So much technology everywhere. I can watch TV on 15 different screens in my house. There are six different phone numbers for my family members. We have 11 different computers.

Buy why? Is it worth it? What are all these gadgets for? Is my life somehow better than when I grew up 40 years ago?

I don't think so. Not really. If anything, life is so much more complicated now. I'm kind of wishing all this electronic stuff would go away.



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190,980 The pig can have my husband, I only stay because our special needs child trust me life will be so much better without him on the picture.  He is an alcoholic, drug addict who likes to chase after cheap whores , there's a reason all his ex wife's (3 ) walk out on him without notice , and no I wasn't aware he was married that many times before or that he had any drug or alcohol problems, I found out afterwards.  I put my life on hold , bited my tongue, and look the other way for the well being of my kid but I had enough I don't have the need to put it with these crap while I can be close to my family and friends , so there he is all yours , have fun putting out with his emotional abused and nasty habits.



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190,979 If you don't like your spouse, the answer is pretty simple: it's call divorce and it's legal!
Something that changed my outlook on life is the fact that every day, how your life plays out is a choice.
You choose where you are.
Not happy? Change it. Can't change it? Accept it.



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190,978 The "no" hurt a lot more than it should have.



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190,977 I feel like my husband's family was far too quick in putting their dog down. The dog wasn't eating on a Monday. They took him to the vet on Tuesday and had him euthanized. The poor thing was only 8 years old. Maybe he ate something a few days earlier which disagreed with his tummy. It would soon pass. It's certainly no reason to have the dog killed! Jeez, remind me to never let them be my guardian if I'm in the hospital!



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190,976 Last night an old college friend of mine came over and let me finger his asshole. It was really erotic and I hope he wants to do it again. Watching a man squirm underneath me is something I enjoy much more than I thought I would



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190,975 I'm not telling anyone that the reason I'm so excited today is because I fucked two of the people I love the most in the world, and they want to do it again. This is crossing a lot of lines in all of our relationships, but we're so damn close anyway that this was bound to happen. Closing the circle. Gracious, our energies are really intertwining now



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190,974 I also dont give the latest royal wedding much of a chance. Price Harry carries his mother's crazy gene to start with He is a sweet man but a loose canon.By choosing a divorced LA bi-racial movie star as a royal wife......? How long will she be happy playing that role and then get bored? It is a tough life and not an easy one.Look what happened to his mother?



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190,973 I'm a married man but I so badly want to be fucked by a guy. I want to do it while my wife is at work. I want to do it in our bed. I want to do it on her side of the bed. I want a guy to get behind me and stick his cock up my ass. I want him to moan with pleasure. I want to feel him tense up and shoot his cum inside me. I want to know I caused him to orgasm. I want to know I did that. I made it happen. I made another man lose control and empty his balls into me. When my wife gets home from work I want to fuck her with his cum still inside me. She wouldn't know. But I would.



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190,972 My boss is tedious. He will tell a joke. People will laugh, mainly to be polite. He takes that as a cue that his joke was funny, so get this, he tells the joke again. Word for word he says exactly the same joke. People politely laugh again even though they already know the punchline. They are kiss ups which is another story. But man oh man, how do people like my boss exist? He's so in love with hearing himself speak that he tells the same joke twice in a minute. I need to find a new job.



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190,971 @963 - My sister is the same way.  She starts on one topic and then in the course of one paragraph will talk about 4-5 other topics or people.  To make it worse, she overuses prononus, so keeping up with her and following the conversation is really hard.  Goes like: "So that guy sead to me that he, you know the one, well he was going to the other guy I was talking about him when he said to her the he wanted them to go with her and she was talking to the other one, you know 'him'...."  after a minute or two, at least 5 people on 4 story lines are thrown out.  I have no idea what or who the hell my sister is talkign about.  And then she gets mad at me when I tell her that I have no idea what she's saying!  On top of that I get a loud real time play by play replay of the conversation, complete with emotion and volume.  SMH



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190,970 I think if there were enough bugs in your nose that you could feel them squirming around, some of them would come out if you blew your nose. You would be able to tell.



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190,969 I don't think Meghan Markle is the right choice for Harry. They don't look like they'd go together. Only time will tell!! I love Kate Middleton though!



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190,968 I fucking hate myself so much. Life is nothing but slow suicide. I have no hope and no dreams. I'm a fucking useless piece of shit. Not sure this is a secret.



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190,967 My wife and I went to visit her family over Thanks Giving. Her mom is in a nursing home now and her family seems to argue a lot about silly things. It used to be fun to go there, but not so much any more. I think once her mom is gone I probably wont go there any more. I don't think my wife will go often either. She thinks they'er all drunks. I know she's right, but I just keep my mouth shut. I used to drink quite a bit. now I don't drink at all. Nobody wants to be lectured about drinking from someone who used to drink a lot. I'll miss my mother inlaw a lot. Maybe not the rest of them so much.



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190,966 The only path I see to happiness is to follow my dad to the grave. May it be soon



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190,965 I have never been so intensely attracted to someone on every level in my whole entire life. He is everything I have ever dreamed of and more. I didn't believe someone like him existed, but he does. I would spend the rest of my life giving my love to this man and never regret a single moment. Even if I never get the chance, I thank God he exists and I thank God that I at least get to be this close to him, even though it isn't nearly close enough. 



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190,964 Despite my phones being listed on the national Do Not Call Register, I regularly receive calls from India from people touting for solar panels.  Shoddy businesses back here engage offshore telemarketers in order to flout the Do Not Call Register from beyond its jurisdiction and to hide anonymously behind such offshore telemarketing operations to (generally) avoid prosecution for complicity in violations against the Register.

Given how power prices have been skyrocketing in my part of the world, I could be interested in getting solar panels for my home.  However, even though I would of course research solar panel installers independently and take not the slightest notice of telemarketers, I still feel some reluctance to pursue the idea on the grounds that I might inadvertently give custom to some business that has disrespected my Do Not Call preference by engaging offshore telemarketers to call me.



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190,963 My sister in law doesn't know when to stop speaking. It's scary to see her in action. She'll insist on telling me a story about something I have no interest in. That doesn't stop her. She'll talk anyway. But instead of sticking to the point, her story wanders all over the place and I have trouble figuring out what she's trying to say. Like she'll insist on telling me about a sweater she bought. But rather than telling me about the sweater, she tells me the about her car ride to the mall and what roads she took. She starts describing the houses along the route. What color they are. Some have brickwork. Others have stone work.  This has nothing to do with the sweater except it's what she saw on the way to buying the sweater. As you might imagine, a simple one line mention that she bought a blue sweater from the The Gap turns into a half hour ramble. With the super exciting punchline being that she bought a blue sweater at The Gap.

As an added bonus, when she's done speaking, and I finally have a chance to get a word in, I'll say something to make the conversation interesting, like, I heard that Gap store was robbed the other day. In the middle of my saying this, she reaches over and tries the vegetable dip and starts calling out the hostess's name, wanting to know where it came from. She completely cut me off after only a few words and didn't even acknowledge I was speaking. You kidding me? I politely listened to her non-story about a blue sweater for half an hour and she can't even listen to one sentence from me?

It's like she has a form of autism. Is there such a thing as adult on-set autism? She is definitely missing out on social cues. Or maybe she is just the most annoying person I have ever encountered.



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190,962 I wish I had never gotten married. I wish I had never met my wife. I wish I had never changed jobs at her suggestion. I wish I had never moved, also at her suggestion. My life has done nothing but go down hill after I met her. What a mistake.



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190,961 My runny nosed dripped into the turkey soup. Yick. I feel bad for everyone who is going to eat it, but I can't bear to throw it out.



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190,960 There might be bugs in your nose.  There are bugs in your eyebrows.



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190,959 This is a very dickhead thing for me to say, but I'm being honest with myself. My daughter went on her first date this weekend. She's a 10th grader. She went with an Asian kid.

I wish her first date was with a white kid.



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190,958 Sometimes it feels like there are bugs moving around in my nose. That's not possible right? Bugs can't be living in there can they?



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190,957 I'm kind of happy that I stopped communication with all my old friends.  It felt like an obligation instead of something I wanted to do.  I don't even stay friends with coworkers anymore.  It's gotten to the point where people wanted to be my friend and I abandoned them.

I'm kind of sad though, because I'm lonely.  I want to stay in contact with people sometimes, but I don't want to be forced to do things with everybody all the time.  I am an introvert, and like doing things by myself a lot.



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190,956 One of my neighbors is an asshole. He rides a motorcycle. There are no helmet laws in my state. I'm hopeful he gets sideswiped by a bus and dies.



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190,955 When we graduated college, my girlfriend and I decided to live together in New York City. A few months into the arrangement, my girlfriend's best friend from high school called. Her name was Anne. She had been working at a book store nearby that went out of business. She didn't have enough money to pay her rent anymore. She asked if she could come crash with us.

I had met Anne a few times. She was great. No problem with her staying with us.

Within a few weeks Anne and I were sleeping together. My girlfriend worked in a very professional office. She was at the office by 8ᚨ AM. I worked at a startup. They were much more relaxed. I could wander in at 10ᚨ every morning and then stay late.  For those two hours after my girlfriend left, Anne and I would fuck. We would do it every workday.

The entire time I was also sleeping with my girlfriend in the evenings. So I was getting it twice a day with two different women. And when I was doing my girlfriend, Anne was on the couch in the living room. She said she could hear us sometimes. She said it made her laugh to think how I was fucking her earlier in the day and my girlfriend - her best friend mind you - had no idea.

It was a pretty wild life. Perfect in some ways. Hey, I got to bone two women. But fucked up too in that I was so blatantly cheating on my girlfriend.

After a few months Anne found another job and moved out. It was fun while it lasted, even though it was kind of a shitty thing to be doing.



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190,954 Anybody can make a Facebook group that cannot be seen by outsiders.  When you apply to join, they have to accept your request.  It's really quite common.



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190,953 190952 how does one get into a secret facebook group?



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190,952 I was in a secret group on Facebook where we'd all post very sexual things and say really sexually open things to each other.  "I'd eat your pussy until my tongue poked out your asshole," things like that.  The women were just as bad, and we would all say cunt, bitch, whore, and whatever else.  

And then one day I said, "That's a good little slut," or something like that.

Well, wouldn't ya know, "slut" was apparently a bad word!  At least that's what one of the 25-year old women who was into BDSM decided to lecture me.  After a few back and forths between us, with me reminding her of all the other things she said that were apparently okay, I just told her she must be the guardian of the word "slut" and left it at that.

Some people are truly fucked in their heads.



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190,951 For the last five years I've been keeping a journal of all the selfish stunts my wife pulls. I've documented the lies she tells, the promises she breaks, the lack of sex.

There should be a rule. If you can fill up more than a page of bad things your spouse has done, then your spouse isn't a good person and you should qualify for a automatic divorce. No splitting of the assets. No sharing of the kids. The good spouse gets everything and the bad spouse should go away with nothing.

The journal about my wife's misdeeds is now 359 pages long.



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190,950 I'm getting older.  My wife doesn't find me sexually attractive.  Honestly, I don't find her too sexually attractive, either.  She's a good looking woman, but we're more of a married team than a couple who has sex.

But I'm getting older.  I turn 50 next year.  I'm at the edge of the age where young women want to fuck me.  I'll only live once and I don't this opportunity to pass me by.



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190,949 A 40-year old man who's making pussy comments at Thanksgiving dinner isn't immature, he's crass and inappropriate.  "immature" is thrown around too much, and I don't think anybody knows what it means.



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190,948 I need a player in my life. A man that comes around, says all the stupid shit women want to hear, ply me with alcohol, touch me gently, take it further, fuck me like I haven't been fucked for too long, disappear into the night. Never to be seen again.

Often, I need that often.



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190,947 Sometimes I wonder if I really love you.



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190,946 My dad is coming home to die this week. My mother Will die shortly after he goes.  Why aren't you with me?  This is the time to show me that you truly love me.



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190,945 The only way my wife will agree to sex is if I make her feel guilty. This is not a good basis for sex. Sex becomes a downer for both of us. I really resent her for ruining our sex life.



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190,944 Time to level up and viciously attack the next guy who smiles at you and says hello.  

Why, because all men deserve to have their testicles pulverized  - even the most gentle and kind man deserves to pay for the most wicked kind, right?

It's either that OR maybe you could try to align yourself with the people you want to attract into your life.  

Maybe, YOU are the shit magnet and when you go looking for trouble - hopefully, you will find it.



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190,943 This morning, out of the goodness of her heart, my wife came into our bedroom, got naked and readied herself to fuck me.

I told her that I had already masturbated and was not interested.   I offered to service her with some oral pleasure - but she declined.

I'm sorry honey, I didn't masturbate, I just was not interested.

I was thinking about another woman.



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190,942 For Black Friday, I bought a pizza and a shawarma- same as every other Friday.  

I would buy a (soon to be worthless) $2,000 4K LG TV, but I can't fucking find anything on Netflix that I want to watch on the 3 flatscreens that I have.

I'm so sick of video games (I used to write my own ... been programming since I was 7).

I'm going back to reading hard-cover books (bought from my thrift shop) and playing my guitar.



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190,941 Caution:  idiot warning.

I blog anywhere I can, say meaningless shit all day long.   I think it's because I'm full of shit, both emotionally and physically and I'm struggling to find some meaning to my shitty and stupid little life.



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190,940 There are so many things I want to tell my lover, but I'm afraid I'd lose her if I opened up 100%



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190,939 I allocate myself a few minutes of porn every two hours. I'm trying to have boundaries.



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190,938 I've been taking a class, not so much for the self defense aspect - for the exercise. If anyone ever tries to take advantage of me sexually ever again I am going to relish in putting all of my anger into the moves I've learned.

What's that movie where Jennifer Lopez ends up killing her husband so that she and her daughter don't need to run from him all the time?! She is so badass in that movie.

I know real life is not at all like the movies, but I dare some pervy asshole to try some shit on me. God I wish I took this class back in my twenties!

Your nuts will never recover. I'm a lot stronger than I look and getting stronger every day.

Been assaulted? Been groped?

Time to level up and assert yourself. Go to therapy, work it out, vibrate higher and be prepared to take the douche down lest there ever be a next time! 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻



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190,937 man i love being high



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190,936 Gosh...I am sooooo sexually frustrated! I need raw passionate sex!!! BUT I can't just sleep with anyone!



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190,935 My depression has caused me to lose interest in things I normally like doing. One thing I've lost interest in is sex. It's putting strain on my relationship because the lack of physical affection is making my boyfriend sad too. I want to be my normal self again, but I can't.. why can't I just make myself want it again. I hope at my upcoming doctor appointment next week that we figure something out. I feel like shit that I can't change things on my own and that it's affecting him so much.



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190,934 When I first started exploring my sexuality, I too hooked up with a guy who treated me poorly.  We were in the bathroom and had taken off our clothes to have sex.  Suddenly he got aggressive, and stood in front of the door so I couldn't escape.  He grabbed my body so I couldn't move away, and started groping me.  He pushed me down to the floor, and kept grabbing my head and moving my mouth next to his penis.  I refused to suck his dick, and kept jerking my head away.  He eventually gave up, put on his clothes, and left the house.

They are a lot of good men out there that can be your gay buddy.  You just have to shut down the predators.



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190,933 When I decided to investigate the gay side of my sexuality I had a romantic vision of finding a good looking, fun guy. We'd hang out to together and watch action movies. We'd go to the gym together. We'd wrestle on the living room floor in our boxers. We'd be good buddies and watch football. Then afterwards in the bedroom we'd share meaningful sex.

I kept this idealized vision in my head for a while, and finally decided to pull the trigger after meeting this one guy at a party. He seemed to fit the bill, so I invited him back to my apartment.

As soon as we got inside, he grabbed my hand and forced it on to his crotch. Okay. It wasn't the same as watching football together, but maybe that would come after the groping. He pushed me down to my knees and undid his pants. He rubbed his cock against my face. Not knowing what else to do, I opened my lips and took him into my mouth. He face fucked me. Then without warning he came in my mouth. When he was done, he called me a faggot, shoved me onto the floor and kicked me in the back. He left and I never saw him again.

Yep, that didn't quite goes as planned.



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190,932 Ever since we've had kids my wife calls me "Pops", as in "Hey Pops, can you pick up milk on the way home?"

I don't want to be called Pops. My name is Steve. I want to be called by my name, as in, "Hey Steve, can you pick up milk on the way home?"

We've discussed this endlessly. She still calls me Pops.

Marriage not only means you give up your paycheck, your happiness, your self esteem, and your sex life. It also means you give up your own name.

With each passing year, I'm less and less a fan of marriage.



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190,931 My rectum is on fire. I need to stop with the spicy food!



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190,930 all i want for christmas is a divorce



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190,929 My son is in his first year of college. So far he has a full ride scholarship, but when he transfers to a 4 year university, I'm afraid we won't be so lucky. I don't mind investing in his education if it means he'll be a successful adult, but I'm scared to death all of this secondary education is useless.



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190,928 On Thanksgiving I took the family to the movies. I thought it would be a fun thing to do together. We decided to see Thor. We have young boys. They are into Thor. But my wife refused. She insisted on seeing some girly movie. So I took the boys to see Thor and she went into a different theater. How is that a family outing if we see different movies? What mother behaves that way? She doesn't understand that life is not all about what she wants. She has children. When you are a parent you do things for your children. She never gets that. This happens over and over where she chooses what's best for her and ignores everyone else. I had no idea when we married that she would be such a bad mother. How would I know? I feel duped.



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190,927 Half our population is white, with the other half being black, hispanic, and asian.

So why is it that 99% of porn shows white women?

I think I know. Because white men are addicted to porn and they want to see white women. White men are pervs.

PS - I'm a white man.



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190,926 I'm learning mandarin and I've had dreams where I'm speaking some of the basic phrases I've learned... it's mostly my brain probably going over pronunciation. Shit still works. I try to make myself dream every night and use the mandarin.



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190,925 My secret is that the week when my married lover asked his wife for a divorce, I had tons of plastic surgery done. She and I are the sam age (born in the sam month !) but I refuse to look anything but really young and hot. I want her to remember how awesome I look eery time she looks at me lollllz



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190,924 I was at a Thanksgiving gathering with about 20 family members. 7 of them were between the ages of college and 25.

A discussion came up and it turns out all 7 of them have tattoos.

Like what is happening in this world? Every young adult now has a tattoo? These aren't drug dealers cooking meth in a trailer in the woods. These are all highly educated young professionals. And they all have tattoos. The world has changed.



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190,923 to all of those disgusted by the mindless idiots who act so poorly on black friday and all of the sales..

that's nothing compared to when the real fighting begins.....for food/water



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190,922 The human mind is incredible. I'm a computer programmer. I was writing some code to take the square root of a number.  I approached it like this:

I take the number, say it was 49.

I divide the number by two and get 24. (rounded down)

I square 24.  I get a number much bigger than 49.  No good. So I cut 24 in half again and got 12.

I square 12 and get 144. Again too big. I cut 12 in half and get 6.

I square 6 and get 36. Aha. Smaller than 49. Now I know the square root of 49 is somewhere between 6 and 12. I split the difference and try 9.  I square 9 and get 81. Too large.

But now I know the answer is somewhere between 6 and 9. I split the difference again (and round down). I get 7.

7 squared is 49. Got it.

My algorithm is designed to go into decimals too, so I can find the square root of less convenient numbers like 70, which wouldn't have just an integer as an answer.

Anyway, I planned out this algorithm on paper. It was late. I was tired. I figured I'd enter the code into the computer in the morning to test it out.

I went to bed.

I had dreams about the computer program. I was writing the code. I defined variables. I used a "while loop" and so on.

In my dream I typed 16 into the computer. The answer came back as 4. Success.

I typed in 64. I got 8. Code is working.

Still in my dream I thought, how about a more difficult number. I typed in 70.  I got back 8.3666,  Yep, that's right....

That's when I woke up and the first thoughts of my conscious brain were... what the hell?  8.3666? Where did I get the number?

I grabbed my phone and used the calculator to find the actual square root of 70.  It really is 8.3666!

In my dream my brain followed the algorithm and correctly calculated a square root to four decimal places.

I'm shocked. I programmed my brain.  Ask anyone, including me, to calculate the square root of 70 to four places in their head, and they can't do it. It gets too complicated.

But I inadvertently programmed my brain to do it while I was sleeping and it worked.

Imagine tapping into this idea. We could program our brains to do all sorts of things while sleeping. Maybe I could have my brain write a book, or find prime numbers.

I don't think we realize how amazing the human brain can be.



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190,921 I was recently invited to my 10th year high school reunion.  I checked up on all my old friends on Facebook that I haven't seen in a while.  They all became extreme SJWs.  They talk about how all men are rapists, how all white men are awful (even white men are saying this), getting mad at people for using the word retarded, making fun of people who disagree and claiming "they are mad".  What a clusterfuck.  I'll be skipping out on this reunion, and see if their character actually improves if they want contact with me again.



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190,920 I met a man and we fell in love. His 25 year old daughter became a problem. She became very jelous and carried on like a ex-lover towards me. At the end he couldn't balance his relationship with her and me so I broke things off with him. I'm truly heart broken. I have three minor children and I could be a mother and his woman at the same time. Making his ADULT MARRIED daughter happy was more important to him than his very own happiness. Tragic and sad for him. I deserve a stronger man. I know my worth and be isn't worthy of my loyalty and affection. You win Vanessa. Your dad is all yours now you selfish immature bitch! You can have your husband and your dad all to your sick self.

Hurt and angry in Texas - female 43



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190,919 Caution: Stereotype Warning

I'm a guy. When people vent to me, it makes me want to fix their issue. That's what us guys do. It's in our nature.

When women vent to me, I hold back my "we can fix this by " response, but sometimes I slip and try to help. Oops, sorry. When the random guys vents, I feel I finally have a purpose in life, and I want to help fix their issue.

It makes me feel so damn useless when everyone wants to spend hours telling me about their problems, but doesn't want my help. They shoot down my ideas every time. Every muther-bleeping time. Always. I'm always wrong. Arrrrrrrgggggghhhh.

It doesn't matter if it's a work issue, one with a spouse or kids, the car or computer, the garden or a pet. I know these things. I can help. I CAN FIX IT. I have done the things they want help with, but nobody wants it, they only want to bitch at me, then tell me how I'm wrong.

WTF?!? I'm thinking I should take the advice my teenager unknowingly gave me about their boring school lectures. When I'm being talked at, I should wear a hoodie to conceal the wires to my headphones. I can then allow myself to catch 10% of the person's issues while jamming to some good music.

I'm apparently as useful as a football bat, so I may as well try to ignore the mental pain of not being able to help, and instead smile and nod while hearing some soothing Pantera and pretend to listen to their bullshit I shouldn't bother myself with. It's not like they want any help, they just want to vent to a human face.

The few times I want to vent, I want help too. The reason I'm telling 'x' story is because I want to let out my frustration and hear another way to fix my problem. Do I get help? NO. I get the other person's story that doesn't pertain to my issue. WTF.

I don't know why I bother. I'm stubborn, so I guess that's part of it. I still listen. I care. I want to help. I want to try to.... oh F it. Never mind. Keep living your problem while ignoring my solution.

'Five minutes alone' is playing now. Forgive me if it looks like I'm head-banging while you whine at me, when all I want is for you to STFU. You will now get the same sympathy from a tree trunk, and you'd value it's advice just as much as mine.

How the hell do I attract these whiners?



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190,918 Look kiddo... You have written me off completely because of some past misdeed or other. What you don't realize is that while I was raising you, I had to stick up for you and your behavior numerous times - with teachers, doctors, couselors.  Until you were 9 or so, I was basically raising you alone because your father was working crappy jobs with late hours and you with some kind of mental processing problem that left you an angry little prick much of the time.  Believe me, I  help and advice raising you numerous times. Even your grandfather (who rarely complimented any of his kids) said he didn't know how I had the patience to deal with you.

So I wasn't perfect, but I did NOT cause your problems. I raised your sister too, and she turned out fairly normal.

So go ahead - judge and avoid me until you become a real adult and learn to forgive others and face your past. People do go crazy when kids they really love turn around and reject them for stupid things.  People go crazy when being divorced from the only person they've been close to without any clue beforehand. I had to fake it til I made it.

But by the time you become a grown up, it may be too late to re-enter my life. I have managed to carve out a great life for myself and turn my life around - and if you don't want to share the joy of that, it is your loss.

I know what's up. I know I am being shunned. There are two sides to every story and you are not interested in mine - sign of a closed mind. But I never have and do not wish now for you to come to any harm.



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190,917 There is nothing like a drunk, insulting douche that embarrasses you (while trying to make the insults a joke) in front of a room full of his family members. Thanks hubby; oh and Happy Thanksgiving!! 2018 I'm planning my escape- I'm done with years of this undeserved shit.



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190,916 Guess it's that time when all my friends are getting pregnant. I feel left out. Not because I don't have a baby.. but because I don't want one.



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190,915 I also don't understand why Jews get more respect than everybody else.  I am not anti-Jewish.  I think all religions are non important and shouldn't be taken seriously.  People act like Jews are still discriminated against, when most of them are successful in life and have high influence in society.  Religion doesn't determine your personality, because they are both good and bad religious people.



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190,914 Message boards have shown me that most people are really stupid.



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190,913 i hear you 900. My parents never really could afford to take us on vacation, so every once in a while, we'd go to a Days Inn a couple of towns over and get two adjoining rooms. Me and siblings would get one room and my parents would get the other. We'd get to jump on the bed, order movies on the BIG screen TV, get take out food, and swim in the hotel pool. It was so much fun and these are such happy memories.

Just goes to show you that kids don't need expensive things and experiences to have a good time. Kids just need parents that love them and do their best.



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190,912 906 - We're not all whack jobs - Seriously.



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190,911 I may add, Thanksgiving Dinner, married woman flirting, grabbed my cock. tried to pull it out.
Slut



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190,910 899 - that meal  is also a common single/divorced guy dinner whether you have money or not.



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190,909 When I close my eyes to go to sleep at night I say a silent prayer that I won't wake up again. I ask to die peacefully and leave this life behind forever.  What's wrong with me?



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190,908 If you call women sluts you don't deserve to be having sex.



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190,907 She's not a slut, she's a tease.  Don't fall for the bait.



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190,906 For my whole life I've never acted prejudiced in any way. I like people. I like all people. But then.... I was on a chatboard. This one woman was being mean to others. Someone would give an opinion on something, anything - baseball, politics, the Miss America pageant, whatever, - and this woman would respond by calling the poster and ass or worse. It had been going on for a long time. I finally spoke up and politely asked her to stop with the negativity.

Oh gosh, she went nuts on me, saying I'm trying to censor her because she is Jewish. She said I was an anti-Semite. Like huh?

I had no idea she was Jewish. Her mean comments had nothing to do with Judaism. The conversations had nothing to do with Judaism. It was totally from left field to pull out the religion card and claim I was asking her to tone it down because of Judaism.

Anyway, over 100 people "liked" her post, agreeing with her that I must be an anti-Semite. Me. I've never said a mean word about anything, let alone someone's religion.

In the end I left the chatboard. You Jewish trolls can talk among yourselves. I'm gone. You win. I'll find another chatboard with just Christian people I guess. I suppose it's official now. I don't want to hang out online with Jewish people anymore. I'm an anti-Semite.



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190,905 Thanksgiving: married couples at the table, the hot wife is flirting with me every chance she gets. he's clueless. great body.
slut.



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190,904 Do people really need all the crap they buy on Black Friday??? I am so confused and put off by the behavior...



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190,903 My husband's family. We are sitting around several  thanksgiving tables, 24 of us. One young nephew shifts in his plastic chair. It makes a rubbing sound. One of my husband's immature brothers who is in his 40s says, "Was that a fart?" Another of my husband's brothers says, "No, it was a queef. Ha ha ha ha."

The nephew asks, "What's a queef?"

My husband's immature brother says, "That's when a cock is sliding in and out of a pussy and pushing air in there. Then when the cock pulls out, the air comes out too. It sounds like a fart but it's air leaking from a pussy instead of an ass."

I'm sitting there with my 10 and 12 year old boys. The banter is completely inappropriate. My husband's family is classless and they never think. Who says something like that in front of young boys??

That's the last time we'll ever have thanksgiving with my husband's family.



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190,902 I think the Newsweek article is BS, I never been into "macho" men , those big muscular guys , in fact I find them unattractive.  I notice most of the men I find attractive are kind of feminine, soft spoken and have delicate features.  Idk maybe because I have no desire to have more kids or maybe it's to balance me since I'm very tomboyish.  I'll give you some examples Garret Borns , Justin Trudeau, the actor the plays Norman Bates yep none of them are macho looking types quite the opposite.



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190,901 I hate being non-confrontational. It makes me feel like a little bitch. And my older coworkers are all like, "yeah, you'll grow out of that when you're older." like BIH NAH I'd rather fucking deal with this now!

Now I'm all butthurt and gonna need to prove myself by getting into a confrontation for no reason at work...fuck this shit man



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190,900 When I was a kid we would sometimes have 'special treat nights'. There were movie nights when we would watch a film together and Mum would make us huge buckets of popcorn, and lots of cheap soda. Then we would have buttered toast before bed because we were too full of popcorn and soda to want dinner.

Or picnic nights, when she would lay a blanket on the floor in the living room (we were never allowed to eat in the living room!). She would cook all sorts of random things and we would eat them like a picnic.A couple of chicken strips and 1 small frozen pizza, cut into pieces for us to share. A few spoonfuls of one frozen veg, a few of another. One packet of chips for us to share. 1 can of soup to share, and of course as much bread and butter as we wanted.

My favorite was breakfast dinner. We'd start with oatmeal and then we'd finish off all of the boxes of cereal. We were allowed to experiment mixing and matching different types of cereal, or just eat them dry - so much fun! And of course there was toast, lots of toast.  

Often, this would happen for 2 or 3 nights in a row. If we'd had picnic night one day, I'd be so excited to find out if there was going to be another treat night the next day.

Mum never ate with us then, she said special treat nights were for children only.

As an adult, they were obviously the nights she was struggling to feed us. I can't imagine how that must have felt for her. She must have been desperate. But even knowing the real meaning behind those nights, they are still some of my happiest childhood memories.



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