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191,199 192 - there's a well-known and simple hack for ink jet printers so that they print in black ink only.



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191,198 The most sexually excited I've ever been-

My wife and I had a beach house. We invited another couple for the weekend. The house was great, right on the ocean. There was an outdoor shower around the side. The view of the shower was blocked by a small freestanding wall.

My wife told me she was going to take a shower. Being devious, I went into a second floor bedroom where I could look out and see her naked in the shower. That was pretty hot.

But even better, the other husband came back from the beach. He walked around the side of the house, right past the shower and the blocking wall. He totally caught my wife (and himself) off guard. I could see all this from my perch on the second floor.

She immediately covered up her boobies and pussy with her hands.

He very awkwardly apologized for stumbling upon her while she was showering. He explained he was heading to the shed out back. He was told there was a surfboard. He wanted to bring it down to the beach. He said all this while my wife was standing there naked.

My wife explained that the surfboard wasn't in the shed, but underneath the shed. She said to go around the left side of the shed. There is a little crawl space underneath... She used her hands to gesture. She wasn't covering anything anymore. He had a full view of all her parts. She was talking to him like they were having a conversation fully clothed in the kitchen, but in reality, she was standing there naked and wet.

So exciting to see my wife being naked in front of another man. All the more special because she didn't know I was watching. I later asked her how her shower went. She said fine. She forgot to mention how she exposed herself to our male house guest. Great jerk off material.



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191,197 I don't know how people can watch these serial dramas on TV week after week, year after year. Look at "LOST". It was like 10 years of episodes. How could you even remember what happened on the show 10 years earlier.

I wait until the drama is finished and off the air. Then I watch all the episodes in about a week. So much more interesting that way.

I don't know if it's related, but I have a habit of making my romantic relationships last about a week. In that short span I fall madly in love. We have fights. We break up. We make up. We have makeup sex. We proclaim our undying love. We have more fights. We break up again. We hate each other and never want to see each other again.  Yep, all in a week.

Maybe I should try watching a TV series the way other people do - just a little bit once a week...



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191,196 Travel the world. Check.
Get a good job. Check.
Make money. Check.
Have wild sex romps with women. Check.
Get married. Check.
Have good kids. Check.
Be an interesting person. Check.
Stay healthy. Check.
Let a guy fuck me in the ass and then suck me off. No check mark yet, but I'll get there.



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191,195 I've heard stories of job seekers who submitted their resume to advertised job positions, but the employers decided to promote somebody in the company instead.  Many of these job offers are fake.  Most likely required by law to offer jobs to people who need them first before hiring within.



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191,194 I don't really care about The Walking Dead anymore :



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191,193 I hear you. I print at the library. 10 cents a page. So much more economical than buying your own ink cartridges. Good luck to you.



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191,192 I had $144.00 in my bank account. In order to make more money, I need to work. To do my job, I need to print documents on my computer. My computer would not print unless I replaced the depleted yellow ink cartridge. I don't need to print in yellow, only in black and white. But the printer won't print in black and white unless all of the cartridges have ink. A yellow cartridge cost me $54.45. I had to spend more than a third of my money on a stupid ink cartridge in a colour that I don't even need.

I'm so sick of being poor.



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191,191 Bras are a weird invention. Who decided boobs need to be higher up on a woman's chest? Who made this arbitrary standard? Why do women put up with this as a requirement? Every woman wears a bra. So every women is voluntarily falling victim to this social pressure. Aren't bras uncomfortable? So why do it? When it comes to abortion I hear women shout how it's their body, so they get to decide if they want to be pregnant. Okay, I understand. But when it comes to bras, women bow down and agree to wear what looks like a torture device from The Middle Ages. Stand up for yourselves and go natural.



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191,190 With the way things are going in this country, I have this feeling that something is going to happen...civil war? Revolution? Government falling apart? I don't know. I can't put my finger on it, but it's approaching.



Also, I have to confess that sometimes I hate watching tv with my boyfriend because he'll make fun of how people look. Otherwise, he is a nice person. He isn't mean in any other way. His mom was a nasty person and he's distanced himself from her, but I think this is one of those lingering effects of a lifetime of being her child. Regardless, it annoys me the shit out of me. I don't make fun of people's looks. They can't help that! Next time he says nasty things about someone's appearance, he's going to get an earful...



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191,189 I think online job websites are fake. I've sent out a few dozen resumes and didn't hear back from anyone.  I'm a programmer and my resume is pretty good and I only apply to jobs where I have the required computer skill sets. But still nothing. It's fake. It's head hunters looking to put resumes in their files so they can call IBM and claim they have 1,000 hot resumes on hand.



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191,188 It's a choice to put the bottle to your lips and get fucked up.  The “disease” of alcoholism is in the obsession to drink; to not deal with personality disorders, to be judgmental, to react to situations angrily, to be an egomaniac with an inferiority complex and the list goes on.

When I started dealing with the baggage and pain of my life, was able to sit with that very pain that I'd caused myself and those closest to me, then that's where the real metamorphosis took place.

Your guy needs to get to AA.  That's the beginning of hope.



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191,187 Alcoholism is not a disease. It's a choice.

- Signed, child of two alcoholic parents.



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191,186 There's absolutely no way a penis can get inside me without lube. :( (Getting older sucks.)



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191,185 I fell in love with you the moment we met – 3 years ago. It took a few months for you to spiral out of control. Full blown alcoholic, ignorant and mentally abusive. You have the world of baggage (ex-wife, asshole teenagers etc) on top of your fucked up personality and understanding. I've tried to help you, to talk to you in regards of getting help, and you just want to drink up and let the pain become numb. Then you wake up to realize the issues are still there.
I know you have a disease. But your attitude when you're sober is also sickening. You're intolerable. My love for you is becoming a strain. It's my own defect, because I just want to be with the person I met. My patience is running thin, and he isn't coming back. You are your own worst enemy, and I am coming in at a close second. My heart breaks for you, and yet I can't wait for you to just go away and leave me alone.



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191,184 Wearing a bra doesn't stop your nipples from being visible. Only if you wear a padded bra. But then you're just making your breasts look larger and you're probably going to be criticized for doing that too because obviously you're just doing it for attention (not).

I don't know a single woman that goes braless in public.



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191,183 Women do have a way of not showing their nipples.  It's called wearing a bra.  Women don't wear bras on purpose to show their bodies off.



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191,182 After the many ways she has sexually assaulted me, I think SO many inappropriate things about my 18 yo niece. Holy shit, if she even knew, she would kick my ass, then stop making me grope her.

I don't want her to stop.



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191,181 Sometimes when I find  an attractive guy but unavailable , I just picture them on drag. It instantly kills the attraction and it's a hilarious 😂 way to kill time .



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191,180 I'm not so sure about this dating thing. I meet a guy. We go on a first date. We tell a little about ourselves, where we worked, where we went to school.

Second date. A few more details. Our parents. Former boyfriends and girlfriends. More job details.

Third date. My parents are jerks. My ex is a jerk. My boss is a jerk. Oh and then we have sex.

Fourth date. Awkward moments because we've seen each other naked and the sex was only okay. My parents are big jerks. My ex is a big jerk. My boss is a really colossal big jerk.

By the time the fifth date comes around, I realize he's not perfect. He voted for the wrong candidate. His weewee is curved. His apartment is messy.

There is no sixth date.

That's dating to me. You gather information about your partner until you find enough things you don't like and then it's goodbye Charlie.

Repeat with every guy I've dated.

I'd rather stay home and watch netflix.



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191,179 178...i had a linked in profile..got so sick of random people trying to connect, with no message or introductory sentence.  Didn't know them or remember them....finally i stopped logging in to avoid all the garbage messages.   Don't give up on your friends yet...



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191,178 I joined LinkedIn. I usually keep a much lower profile in life, but okay, I officially joined the tech revolution and signed up. Some names of friends I used to work with years ago popped up. Neat. I sent them messages saying hello. I didn't hear back from a single one of them. That's depressing. I guess they weren't really friends.



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191,177 I met this girl about 6yrs years ago, I immediately fell for her, we became friends and the entire 6yrs we stayed close but never dated, I remember I would tell her every chance I got that I loved her, and I meant it. Well, over the summer we 'hooked up' I really got to know her, and found out she has serious mental health issues, I'm talking "borderline personality' 'delusion' and 'Narcissistic' she's so sweet though, too sweet, I realize I was (am) in love with the 'idea' of her, how do you get over someone that never existed. I'm F'd



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191,176 The "me too" movement is dead.

Orderly and democratic society has a rule of law that protects both the accused and accuser.  This rule of law enshrined in our constitution protects against false accusations - especially false accusations of sexual assault. -- that are impossible to undue.

Using social media to accuse, try and convict people is fascist (see world war 2).  Hence, the "Mee Too" and any other organization that "out" people via media = no credibility.  

Especially woman that use their bodies to try to advance their (acting) careers (that's just immoral and horrible and generally disgusting) then come back on the man that they willingly fucked.  



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191,175 I popped a cialis last night...then she told me she just got her period.  Fuck (or more acurately - no fuck).  A night of nasal congestion and a hard-on that I can't do anything with.



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191,174 Well, I tried fucking him again and he had whiskey dick, AGAIN. Jeez...

Come on buddy, I know you can do it!



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191,173 I have 5 friends. They are all pregnant but 1. I go back and forth about wanting kids. There just isn't anyone I've felt deserves to share my DNA to create another life. I've been on the pill for 16 years now and not once have I had an "accident" that I had to take care of. I've been in serious relationships, was even married, didn't want to share my DNA with them. Is there something wrong with me? I realize I could go to a sperm bank and do it on m own but that's the oher thing, I dont want to be a mom on my own. I want to be a family; Father, Mother, Child, Dog. I soulmates are a thing I would really like to met mine now.



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191,172 I can't stop thinking about my friend who killed himself. Everyone says he must have had mental issues. But I'm not so sure. Maybe he was smarter than the rest of us. Maybe he was doing the right thing. Maybe we should all join him.



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191,171 I saw you but for a moment in my dreams last night. After all this time I had figured that my subconscious just couldn't or wouldn't conjure you, but there you were. You looked like you had back in high school, before the downward spiral. I should have told you I loved you then.



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191,170 Women don't "let" their nipples poke through their shirts. It's not like we do it on purpose. You can't just hold your breath, squeeze your eyes shut and clench your fists and POW! They pop out. It's our anatomy. We can't control it. Most of the time we don't even realize that it's happening.

If you see a woman's nipples poking through her shirt, it's okay to discreetly notice and even enjoy it....in the privacy of your own mind. But you're  a grown man. Have the decency and self-control to NOT blurt out "YOUR HEADLIGHTS ARE TURNED ON!" Like an 11 year old boy and embarrass the poor girl.

My apologies to the 11 year old boys that are already mature enough to respect women and treat them like human beings.



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191,169 The day I leave my husband, I'm going to follow my dreams and enjoy life to the fullest , there's no way I want to be tied down to a man . I put my life on hold to be someone's cheerleader and support for many years it was all about him and feeding his ego, I even gave up friends and family just to ended up miserable.  He can keep all his money , cars and houses , I don't even want a penny from him, I'm capable of making my own money , i just want my freedom back .  There's no way I'm ever going to get married or even have a serious relationship, my friends and family can keep me company and if I ever date another man he better be similar to me , I can't deal with another ignorant man who has never even been to Canada .



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191,168 i should probably break it off completely with my 'boyfriend'. we have been on a break for 7 months and have not seen each other. also he lives 3 hours away, with no hopes of moving closer.  

not sure why i still waste time with things like this...

🙄🙄🙄🙄



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191,167 I've started believing in horoscopes and astrology more, lately. I generally believe it's BS and holds no scientific validity... but there's something attractive, alluring, mysterious about it.

It won't tell you anything concrete about your life or solve anything, but it may guide you in ways you haven't thought of before. Perhaps.



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191,166 It's not about how something is begun - but about how it is finished, and this year isn't over yet...



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191,165 I act aloof for years and she stays engaged. Inside I want to say I love you. I want to show it. But she had no self respect. I speak out one day to let her know how I really feel and it buried her feelings for me under ten tons of concrete. Somehow I knew all along to remain aloof. This isn't right. Nothing about that is right. That is some deep-level fucked up shit right there. That's all I need to know about her.



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191,164 "What is sexual harassment".  Apparently a secret to some.

To me a man making a personal comment about a woman's body is sexual harassment.  Minor if it is just once.  Repeatedly, a serious problem.  Compliments should not be about any sexual area or in any way sexually suggestive. This does not include those in a sexual relationship.

If a man is in a position of power over a woman, like her boss, supervisor, teacher, etc., then he should never ask her out.  Or be in any way sexually suggestive, unless she lets him know that she is very interested in him first. If she is not interested in him it is sexual harassment. Very slippery slope and risky.

Co-workers may ask other peer co-workers out with the understanding that things will be uncomfortable for both parties if the interest isn't returned or if they later break up.  Therefore, it's generally best, if you have any interest in keeping the job, to not go there.

Touching or grabbing a woman in a sexual manner or a private area is sexual assault.  And a woman is fully within her right to press charges.

To me, sexual jokes at work aren't generally sexual harassment but may not be appropriate workplace behavior.  Depends on where you work and with whom. Joking around at work can cross the border of sexual harassment depending on the situation and the people.  Another slippery slope.  If you're not good at reading a situation, don't risk it.

The current sexual harassment frenzy, could help bring to light and make men aware of what proper vs improper behavior is.  Or it could just desensitize people to sexual harassment.  And make them believe it is normal behavior.   It is not!  It is deviant, aggressive, and harmful behavior.

P.S.  Most of the time women are not looking "sexy" for your benefit.  Unless a woman is wearing a padded bra. things like "headlights" can be difficult to hide.  She probably is not even be aware of it.  So don't make assumptions.  It's seldom what you think it is.



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191,163 I really, really, really, really like my new computer desktop.  I bought it almost two weeks ago, and I just received it this past Friday.  I just built it, and put my laptop.  It's a small tower computer desktop, but you know what, it does the fucking job.  The one I had before, I had it for 14 years, and 11 months, almost 15 years!!  I think it was about time.  For the last 4 years, it was about to fall apart onto me, every time I leaned over to rest my arms.  It was sort of a Christmas gift to me, one of many, one of the gifts that I actually needed.  This new desktop is stiff, it's black, and it looks good. It's a bit smaller, but I have more space around it, as well.  I tell, this new year has to be the year of the new stuff.



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191,162 I just read that Cher at age 71 planks anywhere from 3-5 minutes a day!

Holy shit, Cher, I'm 36 and can just about hold a plank for a minute before I collapse.

Damn.

I'm going to work my way up to 3 minutes, no excuses when a 71 year old can!!  Have you seen how amazing she looks too? Jesus.

Sure maybe a little surgery on the face, but her body is so toned, it's crazy.

AARP customer and you're more fit than women half your age - wtf?!!



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191,161 My friend paid a professional $600 to write his resume.

It sounds immoral to me. It's like a high school student hiring someone to take the SAT for him. You are supposed to create your own resume so potential employers know you are organized. What is my friend going to do if he gets a job - hire someone to do the daily work for him?

Whatever.



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191,160 When my mother-in-law stays over she cranks the heat up to 75 degrees. Jesus! Hey lady, it's not your house. You aren't paying the heating bill. Keep your damned hands off the thermostat.



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191,159 I need a man thatI genuinely like and respect to make love to me. A man to fuck me missionary style until I come again and again! I want to be ravished until I can't stand it anymore and we wear each other out! Where am I going to find such a good man?



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191,158 Society should be completely nude.



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191,157 I don't know half the shit I claim I know.



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191,156 Bowling is my dad's life.



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191,155 Instead of a Christmas bonus my company gives out 4 hours of holiday time on Christmas Eve and New Years Eve. (Or if Christmas is on a Sunday/Monday, the Friday before the weekend)The thing is they usually are closed that day for 90% of the employees. That mean 90% of employees have to use 4 hours of their PTO/Vacation time to get a full 8 hours of pay. My company also groups vacation time and sick days together. Depending on how long you've been at the company, you get a different amount of days. Most get 15 (used to be 10 but they updated that this year) This year Hurricane Harvey hit our area, too. Some of our offices were closed for 2 weeks. The company made us use our PTO if we wanted to get paid. Since we had that option most people took it instead of missing out on 2 weeks of pay. Some people didn't have it and the company let them borrow PTO, but they have to pay that pack as they earn more.
The point is, some people still don't have PTO and the company is too cheap to extend the holiday “bonus” to 8 hours so everyone will get a full paycheck as they both fall on the same paycheck.
Multi million dollar company.
Wonders why we have a high turn over, that is one of the reasons.



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191,154 143-I was in love with my best friends wife 41 years ago. One night we confessed our love to each other and started fooling around. We kept this up for several months until my wife (her sister) realized what was going on. My wife committed suicide soon after that.
I've been hurting with guilt all these years! I lost the best thing that ever happened to me! If I could go back in time, I would never have done it!
Married now for 34 years, I can't ever stop thinking about my deceased wife. Things are really screwed up. Try not to screw up you life!
Good luck!  68M



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191,153 That after-church cleanup your husband did last Sunday? That was him fucking me. Same thing next Sunday but not today. Today I'm volunteering at the church myself.

Married-F-32



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191,152 "World Naked Gardening Day" - May 5th.

What will they think of next...



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191,151 10 days until early admission college decisions come out. I've worked my entire young life for this. My anxiety level is through the roof.



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191,150 I hate my life so much.  I wish sometimes I could just go to prison for a week or a month occasionally.



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191,149 I don't like talking to people. I know they are well meaning, but people talk to much. They repeat themselves. Just say what you need to say and make the quantum leap that I understand. There is no need to repeat yourself in different ways. I got it the first time you said it.



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191,148 You let your nipples show through your shirt and you blame men?  You just want their attention.



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191,147 I have been reading all these posts about milionarie. I'd like to firstly say that i am a milionarie working in Italy in my own company which I have build from the ground up!

I do not hide the fact that I have always been well off in comparison to others. My family invested everything in my education, offering me the opportunity to study 13 years in the Uk and graduating from LSE.

I am now partner in many companies in my area and direct my own. I have a good income and I like to enjoy life, I have a passion for cars and houses.

This leads people to speculate that I am showing off but in reality am I?
I often wonder about this... I figured is all a matter of prospective , to some I may be of inspiration to others only a source of envy.

I would like to close tings with just a little remark.
Before judging meet the people you are confronted with, then make your judgment as an informed decision. We aree NOT a group of elitists who only care of themselves. Not all of un anyways...



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191,146 The thought of becoming impregnated seriously disgusts me. The fact that women are willingly walking around like baby banks is gross to me. Close your legs. Find a hobby.


24/F NEVER having children.



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191,145 I don't donate, because I don't care enough. Sorry.



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191,144 Where I work the guys constantly say rude sexual things. If a guy even thinks he can see my nipples poking out through my blouse he'll say, "Your headlights are turned on." Men are pigs. They deserve all the flack they are getting over sexual harassment.



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191,143 I'm in love with my best friend's husband. I can't tell her. I can't tell him. I can't ever ever ever tell my own husband. This is the worst.



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191,142 I got tipsy. I poured my heart out to my spouse, telling him how much I love him, how much I would never hurt him on purpose, that the one thing I want in my life is for him to be happy and for me to be happy. That  if he feels hurr by anything I say, it is unintentional.  I tried to explain how I hate the distance between us and how much we would both win if he would close that gap and. e vulnerable and open up and be able to say he loves me evn when angry - as I do.

His response? Complete silence. And going to watch tv after 30 minutes.

The alcohol will wear off after a while and I will go back to being an actress. Pretending to be happy, pretending to be okay with not being heart to heart. Fooling myself that I am actually using him for his money, when actually I would give it all up for a true heart to heart reality.

I stay because I came to love who je is when he is getting what he wants and I know that his walls are there because odf the sensitive person he started out to be when very small. I cannot stand to see him really suffer, which will happen if I leave him - he will never let anyone get even this close again.

But I got to learn to not punish myself wishing he would open up. I have sone that before.  It's a very fine line between lvong yourslef and loving someone else.



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191,141 I spent all afternoon fucking a trans guy. His cunt, his ass, his cunt again (changed condoms in between, of course). I came four times, he came twice. He's sleeping now, and I just want to go back for more.



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191,140 I'm so tired of people bitching about millennials like we are all one group and we are all the same.

I have a house I own (with a mortgage). I own my car outright. I have a good career. I make well above the average salary in my area (Raleigh, NC). I supervise 15+ people doing tens of millions of dollars of work per year.

You know who the weak links are in the company? The damn older folks. They're the ones who are holding this place back.

But hey, you know what? Some of the older folks are great and helpful. Some of the people my age are useless. It's almost like maybe you can't categorize millions of people and determine they are all the same because they happen to be near the same age. Get off your high horses people. There is good and bad in every generation.



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If i had another chance ud say it to my face id nod my fucking head still fighting for my own leverage or miracle. U would naturally not believe the kind of corruption and actual beautiful hope and magic if u didnt see it. One more thing ive been contacted by a soundboard before of someone i knew. Voice manipulation is as easy as text manipulation keep in mind i am hacked so my last words are dont even think u can communicate with me online. Check a phone call for strangeness i am not your enemy i am not trying to get back in to benefit no one. And its not me here either after this. This site has nothing for me but evasive bullshit gossip queens and guys who unfortunately cant suck themselves all day instead. Omit the last part please.



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191,138 I work with one millennial on my team.  I'm twice his age.  He's the first one in and the last one to leave.  He drives an hour back and forth to work, and he's always on time.  He does his work and doesn't bitch and complain.  Guess I got the one good one.



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191,136 If i had another chance ud say it to my face id nod my fucking head still fighting for my own leverage or miracle. U would naturally not believe the kind of corruption and actual beautiful hope and magic if u didnt see it. One more thing ive been contacted by a soundboard before of someone i knew. Voice manipulation is as easy as text manipulation keep in mind i am hacked so my last words are dont even think u can communicate with me online. Check a phone call for strangeness i am not your enemy i am not trying to get back in to benefit no one. And its not me here either after this. This site has nothing for me but evasive bullshit gossip queens and guys who unfortunately cant suck themselves all day instead. Just keep in mind. One more thing someone --ur a blessing and id be grateful i hope we can communicate.



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191,135 No money is one thing. No money and insufferable anxiety and retaliation against feedback and stress that's where i have to cut my losses. I know u think for yourself i do worry u kind of have to accept a lot of stink pile of judgement and opinion. I wish u had some leverage. In a perfect world i could trade my faulty behaviour my legs or my life for some leverage for u. To show u u run the show. It was hard to be told things about me i know arent true. Its sad i could never cut my losses. Or accept only i know myself. Funny im the scapegoat now i mean in terms of others not u. Just ive had my share of being the scapegoat. Id like to be able to show them all the truth about me. The honesty yes i am you cant take that from me. I dont care if u all need to go behind the scenes and take a stab. It wont make a dent more on this headache ive instilled on myself. Ya ya move along then. I was never able to confront rationally. Thats on me. My truth cant be taken from me. The love i feel for u isnt some pleasure resource. Thats for sure. Im available for direct communication. As if i never bared your stress or pain. I know myself. Move along



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191,134 I attract narcissists. I am so depleted by these people. I want to hide.

I am done giving two flying fucks. Go away and talk incessantly about yourself to someone who gives a shit.

Please, I cannot. I am empty.

Nothing left in the tank.



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191,133 In my view, there is an unspoken problem with computers these days. More and more programs are not compatible with all the hardware options.

I mostly blame these new millennial programmers. They don't write good code. They write lazy code. They use library routines - this is code written by someone else to do all sorts of boring utility things, like alphabetizing a list of words. In the old days, each programmer would write an alphabetizing routine when needed. It's 20 lines of code if that. Not a big deal. But the millennials, they use library functions, which necessitates bringing in an entire library of unneeded functions. Millions of lines of code are added. All so the programmer didn't have to write 20 lines. It's pure laziness.

Look at Firefox. It's takes up about 200 Megs of code. WWWWWAAAAAYYYYY too large for what it does. But I can tell it relies heavily on library functions and in comes all this code where 99% is never even used.

You might think "Who cares?"

Well

1) libraries don't always work well on different hardware options. A web-based program might work on your PC, but not on your Mac. It's terribly annoying. E.g., the Scrabble app works on the Mac but crashes on a tablet.

2) the programs take up so much space it bogs down your computer's memory, forcing the machine to store things on the hard drive, which slows down the program. And the larger size takes much longer to load.

The lazy millennials are slowly strangling the computer industry. Stop being slackers. Put down the legal marijuana and do some real work for a change.



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191,132 Don't like Windows?  Try Linux.  I did that seven years ago and never looked back.  Zero trouble with malware.

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191,131 With so much sexual harassment info recently in the news I'm wondering if I am guilty. Over the years I dated women from the office. A few months ago if you said it was sexual harassment I would have sneered at the thought. But now that I'm reading up on it and learning more about how women felt coerced, maybe what I did was sexual harassment. I had a senior position. All of the women had junior positions, from admin to intern. Maybe they felt pressured to go out with me and have sex? I'm honestly not sure. I'm sorry if it came across that way. It was not my intention.



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191,130 I fucking hate Windows 10, but I'm told I need to like it.  It took over an hour of being locked out of my own computer I paid money for.  Updates could have been installed when I was out of town, but it waited until I came back to start the updates.  It claimed it was doing security features, but it added a bunch of bullshit features that I didn't want.  3D modeling?  I don't need it.  Talk to my friends?  I already have Facebook.  A bunch of other shit I didn't want?  Forced to install anyway.
Windows 10 updates are a waste of time.  I hate that I'm stuck with this OS because I like to play computer games, and most of them require some version of Windows.



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191,129 We had a house guest. She was staying in the guest room. It's on the ground floor. There are no curtains on the window. When she announced she was heading to bed, I made a point of taking out the trash. What I really did was walk around the side of the house and watch her undress. I got a fairly good view of EVERYHTING. I suppose I qualify as one of those creepy voyeur men.



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191,128 All I want is your company. That's it. We could sit beside a dumpster in an alley talking all night long and I would feel like the luckiest woman on Earth just because I was there with you.

I wonder if she feels the same way.



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191,127 "You made your bed; now lie in it." = Generation who raised millennials complaining about millennials



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191,126 When I was first out of college, I made a paltry salary, but it was enough to pay the rent and buy food. I didn't need anything more. I was quite content.

Now that I'm older, I'm worth several million dollars. And I'm miserable. I constantly worry about money. My fancy car has a scratch, I'll have to get it repaired. We need to hire the expensive top notch photographer for the family Christmas card photo. And then there's paying for the kids' college tuition.  All this takes money. What if I run out? It keeps me up at night.

I much prefer the simpler life in my twenties.



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191,125 I work with down and out losers. How has it come to this? I must be like them but don't realize.



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191,124 All women are beautiful.



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191,123 The company where I work merged with web company filled with millennials. I had to bring a few into my department. At our first joint meeting one of the millennials asked if I could create a rec room and buy them a pool table. What an introduction to these youngsters. Not to generalize, but what a lazy bunch of whiners.



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191,122 My worst fear for many years as a single lady was that I would be alone when my daddy died with no one to help me through it. There are worse things. Like losing my daddy, being assaulted by my husband and facing a divorce three weeks after losing daddy. I have lost my daddy, my husband, my horses and other animals, my livilihood and my home and farm life all in one months time. I am tired and wish i could go home to be with my daddy.



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191,121 I'm the director of operations at my place of work. I echo others here concerning millennials. I only hire 35-40 to 55. I can't deal with the millennials anymore.



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191,120 I have a few friends that are supervisors or managers. They all say millennials are the worst employees. They don't want to work a lot of hours. They can't handle any kind of stress or negative feedback.

I don't manage people or work with any millenials so I don't know from personal experience whether this is true. How could an entire generation suck at working?



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191,119 191086...Age plays a part in some companies hiring process trust me..I am in my 30's. We have a few openings and today i was looking at a few resumes..
My boss asked me what i thought about a specific resume, he was in his early 20's, i told her i wasnt interested in supervising any more millenials, they are freaking annoying. I am only interested in applicants between 30 - 55.
So yes, sometimes age plays a part



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191,118 My sister in law Facebook got hack for the 3 rd time , I think she needs to rethinks her passwords , seriously who uses Ilovemydog79 as a password.



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191,117 There you go.  I unfriended you on Facebook.  It's a small thing, but it's symbolic of my last "fuck you."  I quietly deleted our posts and conversations from last year, you know, when you were acting like my friend, before you suddenly decided to claim that I was harassing you.  You probably won't even notice any of this.  I just gave you enough time to let you forget about me, and this is like throwing out the last piece of trash.  Have fun in crazyville, Amanda.  You're a childish young woman who needs to grow up, and you'll be spending the next 10 years making up for the years you wasted.



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191,116 One of my friends has already mailed out her Christmas cards.

Uhm... I fucking hate you.



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191,115 It really pisses me off when people say one thing, then two months later they all change their opinion just to look smart.



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191,114 Gotta admit, I'm apathetic about the whole net neutrality thing. I grew up in the era when internet was just finding its way into people's homes, and my family was broke. We didn't have internet or computers and we were fine.  I didn't get constant access to Internet/computer until 5 years ago when I went back to university and it was a necessity. Of course, if there were limits imposed, my family would have the internet around for "just in case", but the ISP better believe I won't be paying extra for a god-damned thing.  If it means that streaming, surfing/browsing, etc has to end, so be it. Just like with my phone's data plan, I pay a set amount for the 4gb limit and I don't use anymore than that, therefore I don't pay anymore than the set amount.  

It won't be so bad to see people at the library, homes with encyclopedias, hobbys developing outside of the enclosed space of a living room/bedroom/basement etc. People will start living again, and that isn't so bad. Also, I can't blame the senators for taking thousands from the lobbyists. Who the fuck doesn't want $50000 for Xmas? As long as lobbying is legal, this type of behavior will continue.

On the other hand, it will fucking suck to find a new time killing habit and going back to watching regular TV. But, either way, they're not getting more money from me. I'll shut it all off before I pay a single extra penny.



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191,113 I hate winter.



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191,112 I think your dad really tried. It just must have been really hard for him when your mom died, raising you and your brother on his own. I hope when you became an adult, you made your own beautiful memories. Or better yet, I hope you became the best parent that ever was and gave beautiful childhood memories to your own kids. God bless you.



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191,111 When I was maybe 7, we went on vacation. It was me, my older brother and my dad. My mom had died a few years earlier from cancer. My dad drank all the time. We were very poor and never went away. But here was our first trip, a weekend in Cape Cod.

We arrived at a motel late on the Friday night. Early Saturday morning my dad took me and my brother out in a small rented rowboat with fishing rods. About half an hour into the adventure my dad leaned over the side of the boat and puked. He then rowed us back to shore. He spent the rest of the day in bed. My brother and I sat by the filthy motel pool. It was half filled with brown goop. We threw rocks in the soupy water until the motel owner yelled at us. By the afternoon we were hungry. My dad was too sick to get up. My brother disappeared for a while and came back with a box of scooter pies. I think he stole them. We ate scooter pies for lunch and dinner.

Next morning my dad drove us back home. That was our only vacation in childhood. A few months later my dad died. My brother told me it would be okay to cry, but I didn't feel like it. We went to live with an aunt.

These are the strongest memories from my childhood. I wish they were instead memories of mom baking chocolate cookies and the entire family going on a trip to Disney World. But they are what they are.



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191,110 It pisses me off that they told me to reach out if I needed them, and the one time I try, they weren't there.



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191,109 I've tried to lick my wife's pussy after I came inside, but I can't do it. Beforehand I want to do it. I plan on doing it. But as soon as I come---- deal's off. There must be a built in mechanism in males to not do anything which could remove semen from a vagina. Darwinism at its worst.



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191,108 083 I agree -but one does not read anything about that in the media.It is all about sexual harassment and tweeting.
What has happened to unbiased reporting?



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191,107 Science tells us how, but it doesn't tell us why.



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191,106 There was an earthquake here yesterday at 4ᛟ p.m.  Everybody felt it.  I thought it was strange that I did not.  I thought what I was doing at 4ᛟ p.m.  Oh, right.  I was watching porn while jerking off to a picture of my friend.  No wonder I didn't feel the earthquake.



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191,105 There are clouds floating in space that consist of mostly amino acids.  These interstellar clouds are massive.  They're hundreds of times the volume of our solar system.  Amino acids are the building blocks of life.  These clouds could be literally be alive.



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191,104 Age difference? Two continents? Married with kids? All good excuses I guess, but I wish I had made my move with C about five or six years ago. It seems too late now. We'd have made a great couple.



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191,103 It seems the 2017 turn out to be the year of the pervert , seriously like every week we have a new one coming out . I wonder who is going to be next week , we are running out of them .



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191,102 Some hard ass lessons. You are such a crazy bish.

My sex fantasies are appropriate as hell now that you're out of them. I dread going backwards.



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191,101 Come to Dicks I dare you....



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191,100 I took organic chem in college. You aren't getting it. Rocks don't cooperate with each other to form a society of rocks so they can move around and ponder the universe and wonder where they came from. Nor do air molecules. Nor do water molecules. But chains of carbon and hydrogen combined themselves enough to cross the line and become self aware. Why? How? I'm beginning to think there is more to all this than chemistry and science. Maybe there is a God.



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