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191,299 Someone needs to do legit research: is the surge of mass shootings somehow related to the decrease in physical discipline over the past 30 years?



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191,298 I can't effing stand the political opinions posted here. This is for secrets, not for bitching about a person, policy, or law that gets your nickers in a twist. Some folks should simply post your irrelevant political dwaddle on social media, and use this site to tell us about your secrets.

My secret:
As a guy, I have been raped (at 6yo, by a male cousin of 16), have been verbally harassed in hateful sexual ways by gay guys, and sexually molested by about a dozen women. I don't say anything because nobody would really care. I don't need therapy, I'm over it.



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191,297 My daughter wrote a letter to her High School newspaper. She pointed out the racist graffiti in the bathrooms. She suggested something should be done about it. It's not funny. It's offensive. It isn't to be tolerated. It needs to be removed.

Someone reposted her letter on the town Facebook page. It caused a big stir. Parents were outraged the graffiti existed. The local rabbi chimed in with his disappointment. The Chamber of Commerce said it made the town look bad. It was a big brouhaha, the talk of the town.

Oddly, school officials called my daughter into the principal's office. They were outraged at her for letting everyone know about the graffiti. They didn't like the publicity.

The mayor, always the politician, had to capitalize on the situation and act like he had everything under control. He organized an anti-racism conference. He invited all the important players to discuss the matter. He brought them all into the same room for a luncheon. Present were the school officials, local clergymen, the rabbi, the police chief, the fire chief, the buildings supervisor, the town newspaper, the head of the PTA, members of various boards, the Chamber of Commerce etc.  In the end, there were about 50 people there to discuss what should be done.

But you know who wasn't invited? My daughter. She started this whole thing off with a well written letter. And she was left off the invite list. Message: The adults would handle it. Go away little girl.

For a number of days after the conference, local leaders made well crafted posts to Facebook, pointing out how they attended the conference and the racism issue will be addressed. But mostly they were pointing out they attended the conference. They wanted to let everyone know they must be important.

One follow-up letter to the newspaper called the Mayor and school officials "heroes" for addressing the problem.

A few weeks went by. Racism-gate faded. The officials were done with their grandstanding. The Facebook and newspaper clamor died down. Everyone went back to watching Dancing With The Stars.

Phew, bullet dodged!

To my daughter's amazement, the one thing which didn't happen --- the graffiti was still on the bathroom walls. My daughter looked at this and shook her head. She learned a valuable life lesson. People just talk. They never really do anything. They just talk and spin things to suit their own agendas.

For two days this week after school, armed with Ajax, a bucket of water and a scrub brush, my daughter went through all the bathrooms in the school and removed the racist graffiti.

Yes there was a hero that rose up out of this situation. But it wasn't the Mayor or the school officials. There was a hero and I couldn't be more proud of her.



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191,296 I realized for the first time a couple weeks ago that my first love was loaded. I've always grown up poor as shit so I was used to everyone else having more money than me, but I overlooked some seriously obvious signs while we were dating.

For one, we used to go flying a lot. He was in pilot school, so this seemed normal to me. What I didn't know was that renting a Piper Warrior costs $150/hr.

Secondly, he lived on a house in a cul-de-sac in Salem on the water. I didn't think this was a big deal either, because his grandmother owned it, so I figured they just got lucky that it was passed down.

He also had a dingy in his backyard, but I figured that people who live on the ocean just always had dingies.

I mean yeah, he always paid for stuff when I couldn't and still was happy to spend time doing fun things with me anyway, but I was 19 and homeless, so the fact that my boyfriend had a lot of stuff just seemed like he was a normal white guy with a normal white guy life.

Now that I'm 23, I realize just how lucky I was. But I'm happier to have been so ignorant about his money, because at the time it really didn't matter to me. We did plenty of free stuff anyway, as we both loved nature and exploring.

But I love that I loved him for who he was, and I can always cherish our time together knowing there were no ulterior motives on either of our parts. After all, I had nothing to give him but my love and attention, and that was more than enough for him.



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191,295 Some people are so whiny



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191,294 Dear CaveCanum,

I will gladly donate $100 to your website - if you would do a better job of moderating all the (geo) political front-page "op-ed" bullshit "secrets" from this site.   People, these are not secrets.  

Better still - why not add a thumbs up/thumbs down voting button - and once a "secret" achieves a given score - say 100 thumbs down, it's banished to the "bullshit" folder.



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191,293 The democrats are not dumb. Come election time, you will see ads saying how democrats dropped a predator but Republicans endorse them. It will make them sound like a self serving bunch of elitists who will stop at nothing to maintain power.
Fell on his sword indeed.



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191,292 Trump doesn't have balls , he just doesn't care none of his adult children have serve in any military branch, himself got "bone spurs " that prevent him from serving. There are many young adults that joint the military as a ticket to get out of poverty and obtain either a trade or a college education and it's unfair that these people and innocent civilians especially children get caught out in the middle of it and have to pay with their lives. Just so men on power like Trump can make himself look good and powerful while hiding on behind a desk .  There's a reason many presidents decided not to follow into the promised even though they said they would .

P.S. By the way it was mandatory to take Civics and Politics for one year where I went to school both of which I got an A.



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191,291 In 1995 the US Congress passed a law mandating that the US Embassy be moved from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, Passed a LAW. Finally we got a President with enough balls to uphold the LAWS of this country and I'm damned proud of it. If you don't like a law, elect officials that will change the law. It's the legislative process but don't be mad at a President for doing his job!! It IS the job of the Executive branch of government to UPHOLD the law!! Take a damn civics class people.



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191,290 Buh-bye Al Franken.



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191,289 The rope in my garage is calling to me.



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191,288 Democrats are so ridiculous. Here they are, being all self-righteous, calling for Al Franken's head, once again not understanding that they are doing EXACTLY what Republicans have manipulated them into doing. To a "T". Mark my words: Roy Moore will be elected, Trump's approval rating is going to go up, Mueller is going to be shut down and we get 3 to 7 more years of this circus, simply because Dems can't grow a pair and play the game the way it needs to be played.
Franken is not a perfect man but he is a very efficient senator, and that is why he is being shot down. Those of us with a modicum of political connections can tell you the accusations that are taking him down are greatly inflated. But Senator Franken was entirely too prickly a thorn in Republican Senators' side to be allowed to continue with his work in the Senate. Next on the hit list is Elizabeth Warren.  It is going to be a markedly more difficult hit job but the wheels have already been set in motion. Just you wait and see.
It saddens me how easily American public opinion can be manipulated. And the lack of critical thinking is astounding (the best example is that photo most everyone clutch their pearls about). Americans are losing out when Franken resigns. And you don't even know it.



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191,287 I am so well rounded I hate it sometimes. I like most all hobbies and I'm good at most all of them. Whenever I take a quiz telling me if I'm more this or more that I always end up 50/50. I love glitter, shoes, pretty dresses, camping, fishing, boarding, movies, video games, all music, science, math, reading, coloring, drinking, dancing, you name it I like to do it. Same with food, I'll try anything once and I can always find something to eat wherever we go out to eat. I like most everything that involves sex (except for being abused, slapping, bleeding) but i'm down to at least try things once sexually. Maybe that's why guys dont like me because I'm too well rounded??? SMH FML



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191,286 I love my wife but to keep life interesting I need new sexual experiences with someone other than her.



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191,285 I recently met a guy while out thrift shopping.  We immediately clicked and hung out soon after. I happen to be a long time meth addict and I learned soon that he too struggles with this substance.  We have used together a couple times and I was preparing myself to accept that we would not ever be more than drug using acquaintances despite the extreme attraction and the apparent connection that is there for us both.  I went and saw him last night and things had a different feel this time.  He looked at me with the most affectionate eyes and was genuinely happy to be near me and I felt the same for him. He held me and we really talked. About our addiction, about how much it saddens and scares us, and about how much we both just wished to be able to overcome it before it overcomes our souls.  We decided that we are going to quit and very soon, together hopefully but even if not we would give ourselves that gift and draw our strength from inside ourselves. I am extremely lucky to have met his man at least today, even if we don't end up together or help each other get clean. I am really looking forward to seeing the depth of his desire and getting to know him in this kind of way. He is the first user I've met in a 13 year span of addiction who i believe is telling me about what he really wants to see happen. The first who dropped his ego, didn't push me away when I told him I would like to be there to see his new life unfold and help him.  The first who doesn't seem completely full of shit or saying what I wanted to hear hoping I'd just fuck off and let him shoot up undisturbed.  I know that my heart is tired of breaking for my problem and tired of the devastation and lonely struggle. It's amazing to feel this hope that he seems to inspire something in me that I've missed or couldn't reach before. I don't feel dependent on his constant presence yet I must earnestly ask the universe to keep him near me, safe, and strong willed. I am excited to know he cares for me enough to open up to me and say he'd rather see us quit than keep up the harm we do on our selves separately or as a pair. I will be giving this agreement a more heart-filled and honest chance than I've done before, ever. Brian, I am thankful I have met you, more than I can say without scaring you off this early on. You ignite that flame in my cold and dark place that I've never been able to
Force  even a flicker to take hold. You make the deep isolation I feel with this addiction seem escapable and you make me want to care for you as well even if I never could before.  I know it could easily be talk, fantasy, or not meant to be OURS to achieve...but I feel deep down that it is not at all just crap and this is the first time I've ever believed in the power of love to overcome the soul sickness we both have endured for way too long. If
You are ready so am I. I will make your recovery into my heart and soul just as I do my own. You're important enough to me to keep a promise for and I hope we get to see this happen finally. Just take my hand, I hope more than any thing before you don't give up on yourself and neither will I.



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191,284 Please more sex secrets. Less millennial stuff.



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191,283 Even when I'm on time I'm still run late... Because of him.



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191,282 I was talking to somebody that manages a chain drug store. He told me the milennials are the worst employees, but that the generation after them - the ones in high school that are just starting to get after school jobs - are total go getters and excellent workers.

He also told me that the customers that steal the most are ... senior citizens! And they steal weird things. Like they will open a box of granola bars, take three and leave the rest in the box on the shelf.



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191,281 I don't understand why you blame tech problems on all millennials, instead of the people of all ages who worked on the computers and websites you continuously complain about.  I'm not the one "being rude", when this person is continuously being bigoted.  That is a lie.  The older generation is really out of control!



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191,280 People drive recklessly around my kid's school.  A few blocks over a little girl was killed as a result of reckless driving.

I look at these drivers and they are soccer Moms and Dads really pushing it.   For no reason.

Can you imagine if some other morning/afternoon hot-head like you kills your kid - because they are in rush?

I make no discrimination.    

You kill my kid - you die next.  

Think of that when you're speeding past my kid's school and I'm walking him home.



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191,279 I feel like I would love to work in an office setting. I like boring, same-routine things...and everyone always complains about it.
I'm 24, and don't have much “professional” experience, but I'd give anything for someone to hire me. I just want to feel somewhat important somewhere.



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191,278 Will you ever love me again


I don't know



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191,277 I guess some people have no problem funding a war with their hard earn money , Israel doesn't have the funding or enough military personnel to go on war with its neighbors, it will need some serious funding at the cost of the USA  taxpayer not counting sending military personnel to help them . Why sacrifice the lives of the USA military where's there's no need ?  Didn't a lot of people supported Trump because he suppose to be a "great business man and great negotiatior " , he should be more concern on using those tax fundings on creating more jobs and opportunities.  Those coal miners are still unemployed and waiting on his promises .



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191,276 I hate the hymn "Amazing Grace."



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191,275 I want him to choose me.



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191,274 First things first: Denial does not equal innocence. Two of the most notorious deniers are facing very credible and verifiable accusations, set aside the fact that they themselves believe in looney conspiracy theories and/or religious fairytales. One proudly boasted about grabbing pussies. Really, you've got a woman in front of you, and you skip everything else and go straight for the crotch. What are you, 5 years old?

In the words of Tom Friedman, recognition of Jerusalem by the Trump administration is "just stupid" It really boils down to that. Its not worth explaining really, because unlike progressive social agenda, all of this will go away in 4 years or less. (Probably less) There may even be a massive leftist backlash, but I'll be content just to see this all go away. I don't care how it happens, I'm just glad that it will.



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191,273 According to some parents, a teacher at my son' school is a racist. "He should be fired. How could the district keep this moron employed????"

This is what what happened. In September a new girl started at the school. She's from India. On the first day of school a teacher took attendance. He noticed the new girl. Recognizing she was new, he tried to engage her in conversation in front of the entire class. He had her say her name slowly so everyone would hear and pronounce it correctly. Then he asked what country she was from and to talk a little about what it was like there.

This why some parents are shouting racism. "He asked what country she was from! How dare he! It's not relevant to learning math or science or history. What was he getting at? He was letting everyone know she was a foreigner! It's no one's business. He had no right to draw out the fact that she was from somewhere else!"

Oh please! I think some parents are bored and need a new hobby, or they are angry that Trump was elected, so they are venting on this well-meaning teacher who did nothing wrong. He was trying to be kind and now these parents are trying to get him fired. I shake my head and heart and fist at what's become of our country.



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191,272 Israel wouldn't exist without the USA.   Neither would Egypt.   This is not a secret.     Wrong site.   Try Reddit......



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191,271 It should be up to the people of Israel to decide and make it happen if they want to make Israel their capital , not some foreign leader.  The USA should learn to stop sticking their nose where it doesn't belong , even if the intentions are good it creates more enemies and sometimes unnecessary wars between other countries, the people of Israel are big enough to take care of their own they don't or shouldn't need babysitters.



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191,270 I'm a Gen-X'er, and while I sometimes can't stand what millenials can spout off about and how they act, they aren't responsible for everything wrong on the internet.

I'm also in engineering for high-end computer systems and websites, and I have been for years. The passwords, the security controls, the overall websites, and the EULAs, they all have one thing in common: old people telling them what to do.

The password rules come from outside "expert"sources. The shitty code comes from the millenials, yes, but the managers telling them what to do are 40-60 year old folks of whom 50% of don't have IT experience. They want it cheap, fast, and stable; but you can only have 2 out of 3.

Yes, millenials can be f*ing idiots, but they don't make the rules, the old people do, they only want the millenials because they work long hours for low pay, and "those youngsters" usually do what they are told, because they want to keep their jobs. But yeah, they are good at writing crappy code.

Just because you can't figure out how to use a website or manage your account, don't blame the young idiots who build that site for $20/hour. The password rules are always changing, and if you can't keep track of your password (think notebook or spreadsheet), don't blame some random 20 year old for ruining your life.

I am almost 50, and I think most of this BS sucks as well, but I'm in the same field so I see it happen before you do. We all complain about these stupid rules, but we have no voice to change them. Those idiots reading some "cio magazine" who think they have the next greatest mousetrap are the idiots, so we should look to the tech-stupid management instead of the coders.



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191,269 "Note: I really don't want to block anyone. Just understand for a moment, I can't have people being mean-spirited or this site would fall apart."

But you allowed bigoted comments about millennials, and blocked me from refuting them.  Good job Cave Canum.

[You were banned for today because you were being rude to a specific poster. Yes, someone was airing complaints about millennials. It wasn't, however, aimed at anyone here. It was a broad stroke gripe. You on the other hand offered a mean-spirited response to the poster for sharing his opinion. Sorry but I have to discourage personal attacks or the forum gets out of hand very quickly. You can certainly tell him you disagree, but please understand we have to keep it civil.]



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191,268 I would never wipe my nose on my sleeve. Ew gross. People can see the booger juice on your sleeve and they know what it is!

That said, when no one is looking, I'll use my hand to wipe my nose and then rub my hand on my jeans. No one looks for booger juice on your jeans.



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191,267 I softly stroke my cock, the underside, with my fingers, lighty. So hard. I don't rush it. I build it up.
Then when I finally shoot, it's glorious. So powerful, and so high.
It's called Edging. Building it up, sustaining it for a while. Highly recommended!



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191,266 My husband has no chest hair. He's the only man I've ever known with not a single chest hair.



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191,265 My children tell me that yesterday the high school in my town made a very interesting announcement. For years the school had a policy against using the word Christmas. The teachers couldn't have Christmas parties. The December concert couldn't mention Christmas in any of the lyrics. No one was even allowed to cheerfully say the greeting Merry Christmas.

So yesterday, the schools went a step further. They have banned students and teachers from saying "Happy Holidays". Apparently a week earlier the student government was on the school's morning announcements talking about whatever. They signed off by saying "Happy Holidays". Some parent got wind of this and claimed she's an atheist and was offended at even the slightest suggestion that there were holidays this time of year based on religion. So the school has now banned the use of the phrase "Happy Holidays".

I thought my kids were pulling my leg on this. But no, it's real. How absurd! We've lost it as a society.



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191,264 Look at the twisted hypocrisy of the democrats. They are lashing out at Trump because he's recognizing Jerusalam as the capital of Israel. The truth is, the democrats will lash out at Trump over everything he says and does. But how ridiculous they are lashing out over Israel. Stop and think. Trump is standing up for a nation of good people. He is sending a message to the terrorists. THE DEMOCRATS ARE AGAINT THIS? What, are democrats now on the side of the terrorists?

If Trump makes a buffoonish comment, I get it, democrats feel free to bash him. But you have to choose your battles. To bash Trump because he's standing up for democracy is just plain old dumb. Get the politics out of your ass.



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191,263 They aren't allegations with Al Franken. He has admitted he was inappropriate with women. He couldn't deny it. There are photos of him groping women. He should resign.

With Trump we have to wait for the allegations to be proven because there are no photos. But with Franken, what more does anyone really need? He needs to be gone or the entire concern over sexual harassment was nothing but a ploy to go after Trump and the GOP - a ploy that backfired because it's the democrats who are falling.



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191,262 Al Franken should not have to resign until the allegations are proven.

If Al Franken resigns, so does Trump.
Everyone in the same boat, or no one at all.


I am a conservative female who was assaulted 3 times and harassed once and my position is that we need to follow the rule of law. "Allegations" are not proofs. "A trial by public opinion" is not a trial. Come on people, let's not give in to hysteria here. Roy Moore is a different story since there is documented action from law authorities to curtail the man's activities and control his proclivities. If he gets elected and Franken resigns, I will turn in my GOP card asI want no part in this hypocrisy. None at all.



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191,261 The thing I miss most are the hugs.



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191,260 I jerked off all morning... I need to work! This is the downside of being self-employed! LOL



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191,259 I once saw a stripper puff on cigarette with her vagina.



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191,258 1] Don't call me ignorant or the moderators should ban you from the Cave.

2] How have these ultra secure passwords been working out for everyone? Read the news. Every major website has been hacked. Yahoo, Ebay, Citibank, Facebook and so on. Millennials locked the front door of the house, recently forcing everyone to use ultra secure /ultra annoying awkward passwords -- but at the same time they left the back door of the house wide open. Hackers have your passwords. Doesn't matter if it contained a number and an upper case and a special character. Hackers have it anyway.

What a waste of everyone's time to force us to use the "ultra secure" passwords.

The same theme over and over, the millennials don't think through the chess game more than one level deep.



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191,257 If I wash the dishes by hand my husband complains how he bought a dishwasher and why am I not using it.

If I wash the dishes in the dishwasher my husband complains how it uses up too much hot water and drives up our oil bill.

I hate my life.



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191,256 I have to respond in regards to the passwords.  Umm that was made from the Generation Xers and Baby Boomers to protect your rights and privacy from being hacked into.  This is due to the increase of hacking of peoples privacy and to keep up with technological standards of today and the future.  It is the fools whom think they won't get hacked, they think they are protected and will never be hacked into.  Think again, nobody is fully protected, if a hacker wants your information, they will get it.  Stop being a fool and showing your ignorance of being uneducated when it comes to the passwords.  This is not a generation thing but an overall protection of the infrastructure of the company whom you are signing into. Learn about technology before shooting down a generation that has helped us become whom we are today.   So do not blame a generation on your ignorance.  

To the millennial Generation, stop blaming everything on a President or because somebody voted for somebody you did not approve of.  We are not here to wine and dine you, we helped you to have the technology we have today and you have helped in the world of non verbal communication and losing verbal communication. You have also helped in regards to making sure that we have to watch for your feelings. You may have helped us get where we are today, but we all have. You were not born out of a tube but out of a person whom you put down all the time.  Remember it was the generation before you that had cell phones and created your emojis, it wasn't you, because most of you weren't born yet.

The Gen Xers and Baby Boomers are the ones that control your destiny in todays workforce.

Signed a Gen Xer.



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191,255 for christmas i got my grandma a tee shirt which says:

I LOVE CRYSTAL METH



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191,254 Then there's the issue of passwords. What the fuck were the millennials thinking....

Back when my generation was in charge, passwords were whatever the user wanted. If the user wanted a four letter password, so be it. Because you see how that works - it's the USER'S password. Of course the user gets to decide.

But along came the millennials. They insist a password must be 8 characters and contain a number, an upper case, and a special character. With each website changing the exact requirements. End result, no one can possibly remember the 15 different kinds of passwords. The users can't login to websites. Great business model - user's can't log in without going through the tedious headache of resetting the password. That's the millennial plan to make money.... be sure the users are completely annoyed before shopping on your website...

I was on a website where they forced me to fill out a security question: "What was the name of you first pet?"

OK, I put in his name. "Bobo". The website wouldn't allow the answer. They said my dog's name had to be longer than 4 letters. Like what the fuck? Now the millennials are telling me to rename my dog that has been dead for 30 years? Get a hold of reality you non-thinking millennials.



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191,253 Double standard. Franken insisted Trump should resign. But when Franken is caught, he himself doesn't resign.

It will be really telling if the voters reelect Franken. It would show women don't really care about sexual harassment.



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191,252 I don't understand the fascination with money , ok it's nice to have it , it makes your life easier but all the people I personally known that have it , it wasn't their goal to accumulate it just happen. They found something they were good at it , made good investments and the money came later.  My husband it's extremely wealthy however he is a prick , miserable that has failed at personal relationships even with his own family , I have no desire to take something that I didn't work for it that way I see it's all his , financially I didn't contributed to it , so if he wants to leave it all to his brats that only call when they need money it's fine with me . I'm just waiting for my kid to be mature enough so I can live , i would back to school to pursue my dream on a career while well paid won't make me a millionaire but I will be happy , waking up everyday with a purpose and doing something that I truly love and to me it's what success it's really about .



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191,251 Damn straight al franken should be forced to resign.



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191,250 I love the feeling of dissociation. All my emotions are dulled, except for anger, but my anger is much easier to shake. It's strange feeling like I'm not a person and this isn't my life, but it's also kind of freeing. It's like being in tune with my spirit and not my body, which is what I imagine being dead would feel like



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191,249 Chihuahuas are absolutely wretched animals. I'll take a Pit Bull any day of the week over those rats.



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191,248 I know somebody that was bit by a chihuahua. It latched right into her face and wouldn't let go. She had to have plastic surgery after.



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191,247 For the 2nd half of our lives you say we would make a great pair.

My thinking is the great pair you have in mind is you and my money. I am certain I would become the unwanted 3rd wheel in that relationship.



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191,246 If John Conyers put his nasty hands on my thigh I'd punch his false teeth out. Come on ladies, give it right back to these idiots.

Strong Black woman 34



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191,245 you're ignoring me. i bought the lube so we could have anal like you wanted, but you're ignoring me. do i text you about getting the lube in the mail today or do i just let you go?



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191,244 My friend is trying to fuck me again. We fucked once and he wants it again. At the same time, I have a girlfriend who he used to fuck back in the day, who moved and might be moving back. I had told him that. He wasn't into her, it was just fucking, but I know he had a thing for me. Yet, he's asking me for a picture of her because he's curious what she looks like now. What? You are trying to fuck me, you HAVE fucked me, but you're asking for a pic of another girl? I totally understand being curious, but if you've fucked me already keep that shit to yourself. I don't want to fuck him again, but I'm really offended. It's disrespectful. Lemme ask him for a pic of one of his friends, you know?



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191,243 239, Do you think maybe there is a problem with the news source? I'm sure there are lots of dog bites every day, as there always has been. I bet most don't get reported on, as they are less about fear mongering and drama. I met a pitbull last Saturday, a beautiful blue, and he was a total lover!



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191,242 What is the meaning of life



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191,241 @240: Honestly?

You should. You only live one time, and you should take time to relax and breathe when you feel overwhelmed.



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191,240 I'm so fucking high right now. I took a few Vicodin and washed them down with a ice cold beer.  Now I'm about to smoke a bowl of some quality stink bud. I deserve this. My new manager at work is such a cunt and she has me so stressed out. But I don't feel any stress right now. Fuck you, cunt! I'm calling out sick tomorrow and will get high all day. So,temporarily life is good!



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191,239 When there is a news story about a child who has been attacked by a dog the breed of the dog is always a pit bull. Always!



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191,238 I can't update FireFox. The newer versions won't work on my operating system. Millennials at work again.

And I can't update my operating system, because newer versions of the OS won't work on my hardware. There is no end to how much havoc millennials impose on the rest of us.

Imagine if other industries worked this way. A car that is programmed to stop running after a few years. Or a pacemaker that stops working until you pay the doctor more money.

Let's be honest, we live in a world where millennials buy a new $1,000 iphone every year. Why? What was wrong with their old iphone? Not a thing. It still made calls and sent texts. But it's not about that. It's not about being practical. It's about being showy. And cool. And having the latest tech fad. Being practical is the furthest thing from the mind of a millennial. Fine. They can live their lives that way. But I hate when they drag the rest of us down with them.



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191,237 God invented love.

Satan invented marriage.



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191,236 People on the Titanic were "negative" about their circumstance at some point. After the ship sank, all the people who said it was unsinkable went away.



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191,235 What is a good single Christian woman to do? Translation; I need a great fuck with a man without feeling guilty!



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191,234 216: Although I agree that millennials can be super annoying at times, I don't exactly understand what they have to do with a mishap with the credit card on eBay... It could be anyone's fault...
I'd just contact the seller and explain what happened. You could actually copy and paste your comment from here minus the millennials bashing, just in case the seller is a millennial... just sayin'...



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191,233 There was a guy I had a bisexual experience with. He was a heavier guy. Very heavy almost 500lbs. But he made me cum very good and we were very passionate in the bedroom. Unfortunately I got busy with work and lots of life issues and I haven't messaged him back in a while about 3 months. I know his Facebook and wonder if I should add him and message him about hooking up again... I've been thinking about it a lot lately...



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191,232 212 ... These guys, idk why they do this. I have a friend who put it out there that he wanted to fuck me, mentioned things like childhood crush(we grew up together) but he has a girl. She cheated on him and he took her back... Anyway I did it. We fucked and he went from texting me almost everyday to nothing. I didn't wanna be with him, but I didn't expect him to go MIA like that. So I text him 4 days later and he mentioned work. Ok, I'll make that excuse for him. Then a week and a half later he still doesn't look for me on his own. I text him that I didn't think he'd disappear like that, that's fucked up, etc. He says work was crazy and his girl has been over. I get it, I was on the side, but I felt played like he brought me into this shit and left me out there and never even checked in like "how are u?" So I decided fuck this, not messing with dudes with girls again. Don't take on a girl on the side if you can't handle it dickhead. He's been texting little shit here and there but now I've a month later he's talking he wants to again. Nope. Sorry. You ignored me and left me out there thinking u gonna come back around and fuck me when u feel like it? Idk what happened. Maybe he caught some feelings and didn't know how to deal. Maybe he decided to be a good guy. Maybe he's bored of fucking this chick and wants to scratch that itch again. These guys got some nerve tho.



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191,231 I have 2 pit bulls, both rescues. One so huge she looks terrifying, one small. They are so sweet. Lazy. Never aggressive. Lazy. Get along with my kids and cats. One sleeps with my youngest daughter and a cat, one with me.
Pit bulls are like people. You can't judge all of them by a few and they are often what they are raised to be.



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191,230 I don't get it. Are you saying only Millenials work in computer programming? Because I don't think that's true. And technology has always been frustrating.



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191,229 191227, you complain about lazy millennials but you are too lazy to update Firefox?  It literally tells you when it needs to be updated and you click the OK button.



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191,228 I guess this needs explaining again.

To start drinking alcohol, in the beginning, is a choice. You drink with your friends. You tell yourself it's okay because you're young. You make all the excuses really. This is the time to be reckless, you can stop if you want to, everybody binge drinks sometimes, etc.

It doesn't help living in America, where there's a liquor store on every corner and excessive drinking is woven into our culture.

Then, at some point, it's not a choice anymore. It's a compulsion.

You suddenly realize you've been drinking more frequently than usual. You find yourself waiting for Friday night and its promise of booze. You start spending your last few dollars on nips. Suddenly you need that 9am glass of wine to get through the day. You black out, a lot. You embarrass yourself and your friends in public. You steal from people when your money is gone so you can have just one more.

You find yourself fulfilling the stereotypes of the Drunken Relative: always with a drink in one hand, laughing a bit too loudly, needing it to get through a rough day.

Then it becomes every day. Then every couple of hours. You need it to stay normal. You need it for stress relief. To stop the shakes. Whatever your trigger is, at this point it's got you in its clutches.

And though you may start fucking your life up and you want to stop, you're on a downward spiral that's moving fast, and each day feels like a new rock bottom. And it's really hard to get off that ride.

Just saying, it's never as simple as "you're an alcoholic because you choose to drink" OR "you're an alcoholic because this happened to you and you can't control it." It's both.

Don't try to act like you understand it if you haven't been through it yourself.

-signed, an alcoholic, & the child of 2 alcoholic parents



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191,227 Another example of lazy millennials:

A website, a tee-shirt seller. They updated their webpages to run on the latest version of Firefox. Great. Except not all of us have the latest version and the website bugs out. So... guess we won't be shopping there.

Being an "old school" problem solver, I saw a "Feedback" button on their website. I composed a nice note explaining how their webpages failed to work properly. But when I hit the SEND button, guess what - it wouldn't send. Another bug they have. So I can't even tell them about the first bug because they have a second bug.

This is the world run by millennials. They are the most self centered generation. They assume if a website works for them, that's all that matters. They don't think about anyone else. They spent all this money and effort to create a website to sell tee shirts, but customers like me can't buy anything.

How long before that business plan comes crashing down?



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191,226 There are plenty of friendly pitbulls, many of which are shown on Youtube.  The idea of a violent pitbull is a stereotype.



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191,225 I don't think anyone actually likes having a pitbull. They only choose to own such a menacing dog as a way of annoying the rest of us.



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191,224 You are mad at millennials because you had the wrong credit card information on a website made by Generation X?

- A millennial who was a little kid when Ebay was created.



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191,223 Sex with you makes me happy.

Talking with you about your day... eh... not so much.



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191,222 I'm so sick of living with 7 people that are older than me, and yet I have to be the diplomatic one when it comes to house issues and the landlord. What the fuck, we can't agree on a damn thing, and my head spins because everyone says different shit in front of different people so I never know what the real story is!

Now we have this motherfucker who literally can't afford to live with us, but wants to stay and pay our electric bill. And still smoke cigarettes in the living room, and still blast his music, and even though the landlord knows he's living there and wants him out. Or to, I don't know, SIGN THE LEASE AND PAY HIS SHARE

Well, the landlord doesn't know it's him specifically, but maybe he will soon...

Ugh, but I've seen the legal process for getting someone kicked out and I know it takes months. Nobody's gonna want the constable involved either. So now it looks like I'm gonna have to be the asshole because everybody gets nervous about kicking someone out and making them homeless. But you want to talk shit in the group chat though

Well looky here bitch, I've been homeless before, so I know how that shit goes. I know what it looks like when someone is trying to make themselves scarce and help out around the house, and he does neither of those things. He's got the nerve to try and fucking guilt me about it implying he needs to leave too, saying "I guess I'll just find a tree to crash my car into" and "Well I have options but none of them are good"

As if it's MY fault you took your name off the lease? You did that so you wouldn't be liable for the money. Well now your guaranteed spot is gone too.

Fucking people...I can't wait to leave that fucking house. All in due time...

23/f



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191,221 Marriage..... I don't know why I bought into that crap.



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191,220 It would be so much easier to solve a Rubiks cube if all the sides were white. What a dumb design to make each side a different color. Can't blame that on the millennials. The Rubiks cube came out in the 1970s.



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191,219 Good to know there are still men around who find women attractive and who like to make out with them, love them and take them to bed? Is that not what is is all about ? Is that not nature? In America it seems to be called sexual harassment? What a sick society we have become!



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191,218 I have no idea what it means to have a locked phone. I pick it up. I make calls. What is locked? Nothing seems to be locked.



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191,217 To 191208... My wife pierced my ear in 1972. I still wear a ring in it...
It doesn't matter if you "take them seriously" or not, I personally don't care and I'm sure other men with pierced ears don't care either.



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191,216 I don't get these fucking douche bag millennial assholes. They fuck up everything. I went to buy something on ebay. I clicked the 'by it now' button. The purchase went though but I was never asked for a credit card number. Turns out ebay had a credit card number from years ago. I checked my account details. The card was clearly expired. It said so right on the account screen. Meaning ebay knew it was expired. So why did they let the purchase go through on the buy screen without telling me the card was expired and without even saying what card they were using.

No what am I supposed to fucking do? I updated my credit card info. Do I click buy it now again and possibly get two items from the seller?

Think you fucking loser millennials! You spend so much of your work day thinking about what your next fucking tattoo will be, that you forget the purpose of going to work - to make good decisions about the websites you run. I'm so fucking tired on these dingbats.



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191,215 "To have hold and cherish til death do us part" were nothing more than empty words to my always angry wife. You know when you enter a website and they flash the user agreement in front of you and you have to put a checkmark in the box before moving on, even though you never read what is written there, well this how my wife treated marriage. She clicked the box so she could get to the big house and nice neighborhood. She completely skipped over the user agreement. She just wanted what she wanted and to hell with all those other details like love and commitment.



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191,214 I wrote #983. It's about my wife being so lazy in her job search. She couldn't be bothered to do any research before a job interview on the following day, but she made the audacious statement that they might want her to run the entire company. It scared me how her mind works. She was interviewing for a job as a customer service rep. Yet she thought they might talk to her and ask her to run the entire company??? Oh my god.

Well here's the follow up. She went on the interview and came back to say they offered her the job in customer service. I was shocked. How could they hire someone who acts like it's a burden to talk to people. It's too much effort for her to conjugate whole sentences. She's a terrible communicator, but they hired her as a phone rep.

Okay. Well, I congratulated her. I made her feel good about herself. I guess I was wrong. She must have skills she showed in the interview.

A few hours went by and I gleefully asked when she starts. She said they'd be getting back to her with those details.

Over the next few days I asked if they had called yet. No, nothing yet.

On Monday of this week I suggested she call them. Maybe they were busy with the holidays. She could show a little eagerness and enthusiasm and call to say she is just checking in.

That's when things started to unravel. She said she couldn't call them, that it wouldn't be right to call to ask if she got the job.

Wait what? She told me they already offered her the job. She clarified. She says she thinks they will offer her the job.

Like holy crap. Here I was cheering her on under false pretenses. They never offered her the job.

Today she received an email from them making it official that they wouldn't be hiring her.

I can't believe she duped me for a week into thinking she landed a job. Who does something like that? She intentionally made me think she was hired. Didn't her little mind see that the lie would soon come crashing down?

I know of no person like my wife. There's something wrong with her.



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191,213 Back in 1986 my girlfriend asked me to marry her. Of course traditionally it's the guy doing the asking, but my girlfriend was spunky and eager, so she proposed marriage to me. After all, we'd been dating for several years, starting in college.

I turned her down. I told her I wasn't ready to get married. She was hurt. It led to our breaking up.

20 years later I hastily got married to someone I didn't know for very long. It's been a disaster.

If I could turn back time, I would have married my girlfriend back in 1986. Not marrying her has turned into the biggest regret of my life. Now it is much too late to repair my error in judgment. I'm so sorry Kathryn. I blew it.



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191,212 yes, wednesday night was a little weird and different as far as us having sex, but then you kicked me out to save a friendship because you had to make a phone call? and now you're ignoring me. what did i do?? i'm so confused. i really REALLY like you and if anything i thought wednesday would have brought us a little closer, but now you're ignoring me?? wtf dude? smh i hate being ignored, it's my biggest pet peeve. if you dont want to see me anymore just say so, ignoring "ghosting" especially after seeing each other for two months makes no sense. why are men so complicated?? are you afraid of catching feelings for me?? because i'm a pretty damn good catch!



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191,211 When I'm in the gym locker room with my friends, I check out their bodies. I steal glances of their tatas, their behinds, and how they trim their pubes. I report this information back to my husband. We talk about it during sex.



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191,210 190 Something is going to happen- All good! The economy will get going again.Korea will be sorted out.There is a leader in the White House that is not a politician but a business man who knows how the world is run.Soon Americans will stop this ridiculous "cry baby" mode that they have been in since the election .Let the man do what  he was elected for .If he does not do the job vote him out in three years.... Geez what is so difficult-He is not there for ever!? All the negativity!



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191,209 At 50 years of age I've come to understand that if I wake up at 3 in the morning and can't get back to sleep, the only way I'm going back to sleep is if I jerk off.  Works like a charm.



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191,208 I think men in their late 50s/60s who wear earrings look ridiculous. I cannot take them seriously.



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191,207 All of my (few) girlfriends have had big boobs. Like D, DD or bigger. I do have a breast fetish, so I didn't mind lol.  I still want  to play with A and B cups. Because boobs! I want to breastfeed, because boobs.

I know i can't because I'm married, so ladies, please don't be mad when I look sat the view you're giving a way for free. I can't get enough at home from my frigid wife, so I'm enjoying the peek. Thanks.



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191,206 I'm so tired today, I've started a fire in the fireplace three times, but gone to sleep on the couch before anyone noticed.



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191,205 192...  I go on CL and everyday I can find a free laser printer from an office upgrading or whatever.  The one I have now weighs 80 lbs and the warning light is telling me that I only have enough toner for 2500 more pages.



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191,204 I have gigantic boobs( 36FF UK bra size) ,  even after a lift and small breast reduction 10 years ago , they are still pretty perky and full even though my weight been up and down . The only time I don't wear a bra it's around my house in the mornings when no one it's around but I would never go outside and run errands without a bra , forget about the niples , clothes in general would look unflattering, your posture would be affected too since the purpose of a bra it's to help you carry the weight especially if you are big chested like myself. If the bra is not comfortable, chances are the women it's wearing the wrong size or style a good bra shouldn't be uncomfortable.

PS For those women with big chest I would recommend European brands , they are well made, pretty and come in sizes you won't find in the States.



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191,203 Ive had several girlfriends with nipples that would get really hard. They could easily double in size and become quite firm. Even a bra wouldn't hide the boob action going on underneath the shirts on these gals. Then there are nipples that pretty much don't change or lay flat pretty much under all circumstances. All kinds are attractive, but it's worth noting that there is quite a bit of diversity.



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191,202 Yellow semen is just semen that has been accidentally mixed with pee.  There is nothing to worry about.  It's completely healthy.



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191,201 I'm not sure how a penis works. Normally yellow liquid comes out. But if I rub it white gooey stuff comes out. It's like a magic trick.



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191,200 I know a woman who is either in her early sixties or rapidly approaching 60; she has mental health issues and gigantic breasts. She never wears a bra, in this small town I don't know what she's more known for, her fluctuating mental health or her boobs that swing down to her navel.

As a woman with a 38B chest I don't have much there, and yet as I approach 40, even with no children, gravity is taking its toll on my chest. Anytime I feel like being lazy and not wearing a bra to the grocery store I think of this woman and instantly the fear of God sets in and I put on a bra. Rarely I have run out to the grocery store late at night in the winter with a thousand layers on and no bra. I end up walking around extremely self conscious holding celery or something stupid against my chest because with no bra my tiny boobs go sideways and south, then I look even flatter! Oh man, if my hands are over my head or I'm laying on my back they look perky ... umm, but neither of those positions are conducive to interacting with the general public.

Hence, why I wear a bra. Some are pretty comfy and some suck. It's about finding the right size.

I love tanks with a built in shelf bra, that's as close to braless as I really get. Those feel like your swinging free, yet keep the girls up at an aesthetically pleasing altitude, if you know what I mean...



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