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191,399 My parents were foreigners. When I was growing up it embarrassed me in front of my friends. I kept wishing they were more "normal".



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191,398 I told everyone I have a cold so I have to stay in bed for a few days. In reality I am depressed. I'm laying in bed thinking very dark thoughts. I'm beginning to scare myself.



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191,397 What I do not want to become is a drain or a bother to the people I continue to love.

I know I'm going about things the wrong way and I'll never be happy if I continue isolating myself but I can't seem to bring myself to fix it.

And I know I have waited much too long, from their perspective. I know they don't sit around caring about this.



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191,396 Nothing is more disappointing to me than the fact that we don't live in a world with magic or super heroes.

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191,395 I spend more of my time deleting emails and text messages that I write and think twice about.



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191,394 My daughter is smarter than me. She gets better grades than I ever did. Her SAT scores are higher than mine. I'm proud of her but at the same time it bothers me a little.



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191,393 When I was a kid my grandmother would tell us it's good to eat moldy bread because it cures sickness. I believed her.



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191,392 There are days I just need someone I can yell at and make snap judgements against to let out all my anger and frustration. THATS what we should be using AI robots for



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191,391 My beloved Mom passed away 3 years ago today... I love and miss her SOOO much!  Mom and I didn't always see eye-to-eye, but for the most part, we had a pretty good relationship, and we always had GREAT sex!!!!



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191,390 WIlliam or Teddy. Pick one delores.



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191,389 I am convinced you can kill yourself using nothing more than your mind. You can think the right combination of thoughts to commit suicide mentally, without a physical weapon. Kind of a CTRL-ALT-DELETE on the brain.

My father did this. He went into the hospital for a minor issue, he had wrenched his ankle. They were going to keep him overnight because it was already very late. He called me from the ER to say he would be dead in a few hours. I called the hospital back and asked for the attending physician to get on the phone. He said my father was fine. They would ice down the ankle and all would be well.

I called my father back and told him this. He said no, he would be dead. He said his time was up and he deserved to be dead. He pointed out some of the terrible things he had done in life and how he let so many people down. (He hadn't been the nicest person in life.) He then said goodbye and told me about his last wishes and what I should do with his ashes. I rolled my eyes.

But a few hours later I got a call from the hospital that he died. Physically there was nothing wrong with him, but in his mind he decided to die, so he did. He killed himself using only his thoughts. Makes you wonder doesn't it, like always keep an upbeat attitude in life.



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191,388 My heart is so warmed by the story of the high school girl who took down the racist graffiti in the school bathroom.  Thank you.



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191,387 There are discussion forums and dating websites for asexual people, just a Google (or search engine of your choice) away.



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191,386 Don't know what's wrong with me lately! I have been horny as fuck! I masturbated 3 times today which is unusually rare i need a man to touch me and make love to me. I need REAL intimacy!



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191,385 I have no sex drive. Zero. I can't even get myself off, last time I tried I just ended up with a sore clit and that was it. but I'm kinda lonely. How do I find a companion who doesn't mind that I don't want sex?



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191,384 I won't be taking any online tests. I don't want my cognitive decline documented.



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191,383 How is it that you're single. It makes no damn sense. Your standards must be off the chart high. Not that I would even try.



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191,382 I, along with the other students at Year 11 class level at my school, was IQ-tested in 1969 by the school psychologist.  I scored in the 97.5th percentile, which translates to an IQ of around 130-135.  Over the past couple of years, I took an online IQ test, and again scored in that same range.  Either the online test was too lenient, or I've remained as cognitively competent into my sixties.  I'm hoping that it's the latter.



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191,381 I hate my generation. I hate people in general though. I've grown up in the generation of no electronic childhood, to some folks had cell phones in my senior class, to suddenly everyone has a cell phone college. I didn't have the internet or a computer until age 23. Now everyone has a computer in their pocket. 24 hour news. 24 hour access to porn. Stimulation overload. Then there's social media. I find it abhorrent & consuming. Never in my life have i seen people turned into little salespeople as i have at the advent of Facebook. Everything is consumer driven & half the time, people don't even realize they are doing it. Seriously? That shit you bought you posted a photo of it to Facebook with a description and your love of said item. That's advertising. And you didn't get paid to do that. Just look, be aware the next time you're on Facebook. The sickening, rampant sucking of satan's cock consumerism whores. Fucking stop.



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191,380 As a child, I recall my grandmother nursing my baby sister. She didn't have milk, obviously & i never understood it but never thought it odd. Now that I'm an adult and have nursed my own baby, I do understand it a bit more.



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191,379 Feels good not to be vying for your attention all the time. Didn't realize how exhausted I was. bye.



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191,378 A letter came the other day
From clear around the globe
It said “We hope that you're the ones
On the other end of the hole
Could you please take a few things back
Our country's getting full”



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191,377 I'm a heterosexual female who is extremely turned on by trans men.



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191,376 Pap smears really aren't that bad. Hyped myself up for nothing. Sure it is awkward to be spread eagle less than a foot from the doctor's face, but at least it didn't hurt. That's not to say that I'm not glad I won't need one for another 3 years though...



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191,375 I work a state government job. The chief of staff has screwed the director of operations. It is a wonder that anything runs at all. So many egos at play. An endless tangle of power plays.



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191,374 If I left my wife, I don't think I'd find anyone I would love as much as I used to love her.  I'd have fun, a ball actually.  But in the final analysis, I'd be losing my 85% good wife/friend for the unknown.



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191,373 I'm thinking of watching that documentary on netflix and going completely minimalist. Too much clutter in my life. Have an unbelievable urge to just dump everything but the bare necessities.



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191,372 2 days away from the start of my period and my boobs hurt like a bitch.



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191,371 I took an online IQ test. I scored in the 46the percentile. That's below the average. Shit, when did I become so inept? Some one please tell me these online tests are rigged to make you feel bad.



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191,370 Gonna kick my "fix it" reflex to the curb. 2018 is going to be all about focusing on myself. Looking forward to all that it brings.



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191,369 As a democrat, I was disgusted at the female SNL cast's letter of support for al franken. Sexual misconduct is abhorrent and shouldn't be a partisan issue. Goodbye conyers. Goodbye franken. Goodbye trump (hopefully). and certainly NO MOORE. Why does it feel like I'm in the minority here!?



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191,368 I'd be cool if there was  some kind of evolutionary reflex that prevented men from engaging in relationships before having developed the emotional tools to make it successful.



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191,367 Conflict arises in a relationship because someone refuses to pull their damn weight. Do your part. Be empathetic. No one would ever get divorced if people could consistently do these two things.



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191,366 I'm not even sad that we have parted ways; it's more of a frustration at how avoidable the situation was. You had baggage, and I was willing to shoulder some of the burden--if only you were willing to let me in. I thought I could prove to you that I wasn't going to run away. I thought I could convince you that I was able to handle the secrets and the skeletons. However, despite my effort over the years, you still refused to be vulnerable with me. The result? You made it impossible for me to support you emotionally in any capacity. And you were too preoccupied with your scars to provide any emotional support to me when I needed it. When it was all said and done, you sabotaged us. You made it so that neither of us could meaningfully contribute to the other's life. You forced us apart with your continued bottling. Who will be there when you finally explode?



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191,365 westworld has too much going on. it's just ridiculous at this point. I'm about to watch the season finale and if they don't tie things together....i'm definitely not going to bother with season 2.



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191,364 dried pussy juice on my dick after sex....what is it supposed to smell like?



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191,362 It's ironic that people break up with someone only to realize that they were the person they loved so dearly and the person they want to spend their future with... only to be rejected when they come back and apologize. I thought that was so stupid, so immature and ill advised.

I thought I was too smart to do something like that.

Turns out I was wrong.



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191,361 I've given up on the idea of ever owning a house. It's not in the cards.



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191,360 I guess it was stupid of me to think I could really have a chance with him. Oh well. Maybe some of us really are meant to be alone.



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191,359 I wish I could redo our friendship from the start and just cut out the lying. I was so depressed and my decision making was so poor at the time.

I can't even talk to you about it now, it's all so cold and buried.



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191,358 I'm a teacher in my 5th year. Something that I've noticed is about the name “Angel.” With the exception of one, all the male students I've taught over the years named “Angel” were huge behavior problems. I have one right now who's driving me nuts. I've concluded that there is something about that name that causes them to not live up to their name. I'm not one to tell people how to live, but in this case...people, stop naming your kids “Angel”!



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191,357 I made some major improvements this year, and I'm proud of myself and eternally grateful for those who've helped me along the way. I'm definitely not at 100%, but I'm much closer to having my shit together than I was this time last year. In a sense it feels freeing.



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191,356 The worst lie i told was in short that i didnt care and it proved in that instance to be true. Aside from that just trying to hide from creepiness.. Avoid manipulation.. Minor (nothing is minor i should have simplified this and said i have made up no stories) but yes lies that never worked anyway to avoid conflict. that ive told no lies is in essence quite true.. I always come clean if i hide something. There is one thing i showed a text to my boss i shouldnt have. Thats all. I havent lied to you. Its a crying shame that i cant harness the truth in death to show my honesty while alive. what ive seen and known and had to swallow down alone.. Life is not some rational thing u can use to detect lies. The truth ommitted is actually a sad and ungrasped miracle. Ive fallen for the simplest lies from creeps. I trust no one. I cant get an email from the first person to publish my art or anyone through my site. There are resources but im sure itll be intercepted my new hope. Secure email address necessary for that prospect probably itll be managed by a person in the company hates me enough to ask to manage my file. Poems and reminiscing from a guy i let fuck me thinking i wouldnt be homeless yet was further homeless and much more irritated. His penis woe poems get through. I guess cuz he doesnt read flat out what ive said he interprets the opposite of no. Doesnt care if ive stated flat out the answers i never got when i was in his shoes. Has no excuse to read the opposite of no. He is living a fantasy and doesnt want out. This is a guy who threatened me with murder suicide (you're not special there are others) get a life or have no truth to bring home. I have nothing to do with u no more be gone. Flowing paragraph and "life is one big long fail fart" You do not know me if u think i ever wanted shit all but a place to live or a friend. I could bitch about how no friend is real except one who was involved in the situation just mentioned. One other. And ive learned u cant choose your friend and girls and guys talk shit they cant deliver its not one party. Oh how nice an invite for no real out to movies no real get together just the dummy get together to write off that i was invited. So what no one likes me cept ppl who can look at a face and think oh! Shes ugly AND smart! I cant wait to show her only i can love her. You got a body of any kind u can find someone. U cant make someone choose u. If i were straight and i wish i were there were men id have loved to take their offer to get to know me with hopeful beautiful eyes. I never distracted these good people or even women ive wanted to love i know i dont have what it takes for a high standards woman. I should have never bought a puppy then causing me to go with that creep at least i met a good friend because of it. Havent had pets of my own for over a year now 2 rats i rehomed with a struggle because i couldnt bare to keep them in the only cage i could afford. The "creep" is actually also a person who didnt deserve distraction yet own your life please. U think i take interest in the compliments and memories i dont want? New prospects in art. Again probably to be intercepted.



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191,355 I started working at an office for the first time ever and even if I have a desk by the ocean, the place is moldy and making me sick. It's chill though and I need it to pay medical bills for lyme disease and rent, or else I'm sunk.

I feel like its such a waste of time though. It's for a fuckin' light that burns fat. I'd seriously want to die if my life was selling a light for fat people too lazy to work out or eat right. Holy smokes.

I look out the window and wish our entire society was focused on free-living, growth and money was no concept. We'd trade services and live in peace and just have fun and take care of the Earth till we die.

I'm going back to school soon to hopefully work on space craft. It's not traveling or seeing the world, but at least it's contributing great things and science to make better things happen.

Still, with all the scary shit happening, I feel like there's not much time left to see the entire world. It's all I want to do. Sometimes I want to ask my boyfriend if we can forego having a kid... just travel the world. You and I. For the rest of our life. I know the legacy of having a kid, whatever. But what about a legacy of working on space craft? I feel like he wouldn't understand since he's always wanted a kid. I've wanted one too, but I feel like... maybe I could do more without a kid. Just spend my life connecting with humans from around the world.



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191,354 I get horny after I cry.  Also if I'm embarrassed by something and with the guy I like I get horny.  Not sure about this... maybe I like being humiliated or I like pain?  Or it's because I feel really vulnerable and open...



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191,353 My wife is so damn hot. She turns heads. I can see guys staring. What they don't see is how bitchy she can be.



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191,352 I'm so lonely, it hurts.



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191,351 Last week my neighbor's new Audi was stolen out of his driveway in the middle of the night. A few weeks earlier a new Land Rover was stolen from another house on this block. The newspaper reports there have been 15 cars stolen from our town in the past year. That's compared to one car stolen in the prior 10 year period. Clearly something has changed.  Interesting that all the stolen cars are new and fancy. That can't be a coincidence. The thieves are targeting high end new cars. How would they know where to look? It's obvious. Someone is looking them up on the state's DMV computers.  This can't be hard to track down. Trace the activity on the state computers. See who accessed data on those particular cars just before they were stolen. This is so solvable. Come on coppers, get to work.



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191,350 LOL, I've also been falsely accused of authoring a secret. It was a mess. My wife and I stayed at her brother's house one night. A few days later someone wrote a secret on here, something like "Your house smells like cat pee."

One of my wife's siblings called my brother in law and said I must have written the secret about him. Not true, I didn't write the secret. It could have applied to a million different homes. But my wife's family members were convinced I wrote it and I've gotten the cold shoulder from her brother ever since. So fucked up. Whatever dude.



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191,349 I refuse to live a boring life. We only get one shot at this. I look around at people I know. Really, you are spending your days in an office focused on something so meaningless. Oh the bond expiry date has shifted by a week. This is keeping you up at night? Really?

People think they need to conform. They need their boring jobs so they earn enough money to pay the mortgage on their boring house in their boring neighborhood of their boring town along with all the other boring people. You are giving up your lives to follow such a dull path.

I refuse. I work for short periods to get some cash, then I hit the road for a year. No mortgage, no bills. I do what I want when I want. Do I have fancy things? Nope. You got me beat on that front. I don't have a Viking stove or a Sub-Zero fridge. But while you were busy at work paying off those items, I was camping on a beach in The Keys.

One life. Don't waste it on meaningless stuff.



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191,348 I am horny as fuck! Self pleasure isn't doing the trick. I need a real man with Lips chest hair hands and a cock to satisfy me. But who will be my next lover? He has to Che k off the boxes for me since I do have standards!



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191,347 My favorite thing is when people think you've written a secret about them and suddenly you find yourself getting harassing emails. Got to keep this site to myself!



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191,346 I'm a chump, but I'm guessing that's hardly a secret.



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191,345 My secret is about this site. I love this site. secrets are great, and I secretly love seeing people deleted or banned from the site when they think they can respond to other secrets.
I picture someone thinking they can start a message board by replying to other secrets and then they get deleted it's great vindication!!! Idiots.



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191,344 I feel like I'm frozen. Like, I'm looking at stuff, but really I'm in my head. I can't pretend to be engaged enough to read much of anything right now. I'm trying to find a therapist and a new job, and this is making it increasingly difficult. Fucking depressive episodes. This one's been going for weeks and I just want it to end. I feel like killing myself. I'm so done with life right now I don't even want to try to continue.

The sad thing is, I had a flicker of hope yesterday before I slumped back down into this mental state. I'm so sick of everything. Why the fuck would I want to live in a world this shitty, where everyone just bickers and talks about all the bad shit in the world 24/7? It makes more sense to want to die than to live at this point. What the fuck should we be living for?



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191,343 Funny you say that when men jump out of their skin as soon as someone so much as grazes their ass...hypocrite



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191,342 All women are beautiful but I feel a woman is most beautiful when she puts on the orgasm face. Head titled back, mouth slightly open, eyes closed. I live for that face.



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191,341 What is all this tripe about sexual harassment? Traumatized by another person touching a body part? Get over it! Unless you were under 10 and and an adult sexually abused you you have a case- all the rest is bullshit and laughable. Watching grown ups piss and moan because they were touched....ridiculous. Don't allow yourself to be put in a situation where this can happen- very simple.Everyone is a victim in America .You are brainwashed by the media.



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191,340 322...mine was a narcasistic sociopath



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191,339 Ghosting is never ok. Be a fucking adult and tell people you dont want to see them anymore. My crazy is being tested. And I will make a house call. Like in the 90s when people didn't have social media or cell phones. It's polite to tell someone you're not interested.
When did ghosting become acceptable? such bullshit, i deverse better than this!!



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191,338 Americans will NEVER put up with national healthcare. We are too spoiled. We pay but we get the best health care in the world .Nobody is going to wait for weeks to see a specialist. The problem is that when people go on Medicare  they are at the doctor every second day. If you go to see the doctor- he will find something wrong so there will be a test -he needs to make money! The medicine  you are subscribed will inevitable have bad side  affects - so back you go the doctor and he gives you more medicine to get rid on the side affects. A vicious circle that eventually kills you! Stay away from doctors. Exercise and eat healthy .You are going to die in any case .A doctor and healthcare will not save you I can guarantee you that.



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191,337 She told me she always falls asleep with her glasses on. I knew right then her husband wasn't fucking her. I reached over and took her glasses off. My first time fucking someone married.



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191,336 I can fix healthcare in this country.  Simple.

1.  Create health savings accounts where the employer can contribute.  This money can be rolled over year after year and if you die you can dictate where all this money goes.  It is yours to give.
2.  Mandate that health care providers list their prices, like McDonalds or any item in Walmart.
3.  Tort reform. If you lose your case you pay the hospital's attorney's fees.  Also, cap the amount of money you can get for anything.
4.  Every person can pay for a catastrophic health care insurance plan in case you have a heart attack.  Everything else gets paid for with cash or check from your HSA.

You're welcome!



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191,335 No no that's not how it works.  
He is the last guy you slept with therefore you are his problem,  the fact that he doesn't care is your problem and none of it is my problem anymore.



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191,334 I wish I could have sex right now! Still haven't met or found the right man to let into my throbbing pissy.



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191,333 I'm having this weird depressive episode...I'm not happy, but not sad either. I feel empty. So incredibly empty. It's hard for emotions to come to me and when they do, they can be intense. I have little interest in the things I usually like doing. I have little interest in sex. I don't care about drinking wine. Motivation isn't there unless I've taken my adderall. It's hard to wake up in the morning and I've been late to work frequently by a couple minutes. No one notices, but being stressed isn't the best way to start my day. I've gained weight as well but I'm working on losing it.

I want to feel something, maybe even if it's sadness. I just want feelings that aren't sporadic and fleeting.

Having bipolar disorder really sucks...I'm trying my best, I really am.



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191,332 Not a secret but curious.  Does anyone see any of the secrets that have been posted with photos?  If not, where have they gone?  Or has nobody done so?



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191,331 In an illicit strip club which was literally as well as figuratively underground in New York City, I watched a skillful lap dancer insert a 24 inch rubber dildo up her ass. Every few inches she'd ask me for another donation. $10, $20 ...

I thought surely she can't get it in more than 8 inches. Where would it go?

$30, $40...

She bent left and right and twisted around and the tip of the dildo must have passed right through her rectal cavity and into her large intestines.

$50, $60...

I didn't know it was possible. If the dildo had a camera we could take pictures of her appendix.

$70, $80...

She squirmed more, bending into what could have been exotic yoga positions. That's the double back grasshopper isn't it?

$90, $100!

The dildo was gone. Vanished inside her. If anyone had walked into the private room at that moment, they wouldn't have thought anything odd about the situation. There was a man. There was a woman. Nothing odd at all, except that she was naked and her ass was coated in lube. Except for that. But they wouldn't at all realize there was 24 inches of dildo inside her.

You know what I was thinking? I wanted to see her pull it out. Would it be dirty, like brown dirty? That's what I was thinking. That's what I wanted to see.

My lady friend contortionist bore down and set in motion a hands-free exit strategy. I was not disappointed. Out came the dildo plus a little more.

I tipped her an extra $50.



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191,330 My native country even though it doesn't offer universal health care it offers something similar , as long as you have a job you and your family can use the hospitals and clinics run by the government for a very small fee however it's always crowded and they don't have the best working doctors or specialists in there . The good ones work for the private sectors, my parents always took us to private doctors and we were born on a private hospital since they didn't trust the ones being run by the government, it's nice to have the option though , not a lot of people can afford the private clinics and hospitals and while they might have to wait to have non emergency procedures it's better than nothing.



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191,329 I'd like to take all my lies and put em in a frying and turn the heat up high. I'd boil them down to nothing. Then I'd clean the pan for good.

Or maybe I'd need to use a pot. A big pot.



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191,328 Universal healthcare works. It is not perfect but it works. Signed: French immigrant.



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191,327 Elizabeth Smart's story really affected me.  Her looking at the camera and declaring that she did not have Stockholm Syndrome really nailed it.  I'm resigning tomorrow.  My future is again in the arms of the universe.



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191,326 Another take on plumbing self-sabotage: I do service calls. It's sort of a side gig. I took all the pices from a pop-up drain stopper and put them in a sandwich bag. I put them in a tool bucket so they wouldn't get lost.
The next day, I searched and searched looking for the baggie so that I could buy the right parts at the hardware. Couldn't find it. Bought a replacement kit, thinking the parts are universal, which they basically are.
I bought the wrong kit, which was no big deal. I drove through the maze of traffic and construction to get the right kit, and installed it having lost an hour and gas, etc.
Later that night, I went home to pull the tools out of the back of the truck. They snagged on a bungee cord, which somehow flung the bag with the missing drain pieces from the bucket and into the bed of the truck.
It sounds silly but it feels kafkaesque...



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191,325 In Canada, do you pay for health care? Do rich people pay more and poor people pay less? Or does everyone get basically free health care?

And... as an American, can I live in Canada, because honestly it's sounding pretty good.



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191,324 Shoot. Practically all my clothes, outside of my work uniform, have holes in them.



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191,323 To all those who would gleefully remove my right to choose and contract privatly with whomever I choose for my healthcare I say; do whatever you want, but leave me out of it. If you love your shackles so much may they weigh lightly on you. I will go it alone and pay cash. Save your whatifs for the next sucker you need to scare into submission. I have a will and I will find a way, period.



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191,322 just a narcissist or an actual psychopath? Only question I have left about my ex.



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191,321 As a Canadian, I can't imagine NOT having universal health care. Yes we do have to wait a little longer for SOME procedures, but it's not an average of 20 weeks to see a specialist. Not even in the boonies. That's really blown out of proportion. And if something is urgent, they will see you right away. Is it perfect? No. But it meets our needs. Nobody is without health care. I could imagine in the USA there would be a lot of people that just wouldn't go to the doctor when they needed to if it would put a strain on their finances. In Canada, that never has to be an issue and for that I'm extremely grateful.



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191,320 i pretend to care, but i have given up. Life is hard; for everyone!



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191,319 I can tell u that some women are like that.. But many if not most women.. Are repulsed if a man takes the thought of "making" her feel.. "Giving" her an orgasm.. Taking that too far and out of the reality that a woman needs reason or love to allow herself to become aroused.. Some can do it better for themselves and a dick completely destroys the dignity of their experience. Some men can make love. Some people are gay. And ALL women who arent trolling or sucking up to the pig in anyone.. Will tell u no the vagina is not an orgasm button.. Emotions and love or merely attraction and chemistry and RESPECT in touch is what people not just women need to enjoy their lives and their sex. Push on a clit or limp dick for "oh yeah theres a nerve there" but without arousal inside and warmth activating the body and heart. Without arousal penetration to a woman is an irritation. Make love with affection. Or happy trolling. Idealize. Dont idealize. Have hope. Be your best. Sex is not a right. We are born then we die/hatch and have no physical world limiting the exposure of our truth or enabling physical manipulation. There is my peace of mind for the night



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191,318 About 7 or 8 years ago the pipe leading out of my water tank in the basement sprung a leak. I told myself not a problem, I got this. I might be an accountant by day, but I've watched enough home shows to know what to do. I went to the hardware store and bought copper pipe, a propane canister and what not. I cut out the broken pipe and soldered in a new pipe. Voila. I fixed it.

About 10 years ago I wanted a water softener installed to deal with our hard water problem. That was beyond my abilities. So I paid $6,000 for a professional. But a simple broken pipe, eh, not a problem. Yay me.

Last summer an inspector from the fire department was here to do a routine check. He looked around at everything and then asked why the water softener was turned off. He showed me. The valves leading to and from the water softener were in the off position.

I suddenly had a vague memory. All those years earlier when I fixed the pipe, I had to stop the water going to and from the water softener. Holy cow, I never turned them back on. I paid all that money for a water softener and it wasn't even functioning for all these years. I'm a dope. Maybe I should stick to accounting and leave plumbing to the plumbers.



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191,317 I'm so nervous to let anyone high up at my office use my laptop to help me. They're all younger than me but I have neopets pop up on my favorites on the google tab, LOL



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191,316 I wonder - will the SNL cast now do a series of skits on former alumni and disgraced former senator Mr. Franken - like they did with Mr. Trump?

Will he be looking for a job and go back to work at SNL?  

So many questions, so many possibilities - can't wait to see this week's SNL!!!



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191,315 I remember how good she smelled and it makes me want to eat that ass.

I'm definitely not good enough for her. She makes me aspire. With you it's just different, I'm beyond comfortable with  my level.



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191,314 311 - totally agree with you.  

Seriously -- Universal Health Care coverage should only be offered to the "most privileged" disgraced Senators and Congressmen of our society (and their families - like forever....)

For the 33 million people without health care - who voted for them - it's just TOO damm expensive and it's impossible to make the system work.  We could only make such a system work for the privileged few.

These 33 million voting Americans  are just not important enough to cover anyway, huh?  (33 million is the population of Canada - covered by Universal Health Care)

Totally agree with you and people who are "serious" about such matters - shouldn't ask such questions, huh?



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191,313 I just made a new friend on FB and I already want to fuck him even though I don't know him personally! Is that weird? Never happened to me before!



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191,312 I was chatting to Jessica online while I was jerking off to her picture on my computer.  I wonder if a woman would be flattered or offended by that?



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191,311 The US does not have universal health care coverage because it is too expensive.  Vermont and California both looked at adopting universal systems and saw that the costs were far too high.

It's simple supply and demand, people.  You force demand to go up by putting everybody into a health care program, and what happens?  Yep, costs go up.  Too expensive.

Or you can try to control costs by lowering quality.  You can ration services.  You can put people into long waiting lines for care.  This is why it's an average of 20 weeks in Canada for a person to see a specialist - an "average."  If you're in the boondocks, it takes longer.  Do a search for "UK quality of healthcare" and you'll see doctors describing it as 3rd World conditions.  The average wait in the UK for the ER is 5 hours.  The longest wait for the ER in the US is in Manhattan, and it's 5 hours.

Seriously, the "universal healthcare" debate has been going on now for 10 years, and yet people still think you can just magically get everybody health care if you just sign them up.  It doesn't work that way.  People who are serious about this issue should know these things by now.



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191,310 The US remains the sole industrialized nation in the world without universal health care coverage.   That means that 33 million US citizens are not covered for things like having a baby.

Very slowly now.... The "richest" nation on the planet has no health care coverage for 33 million of it's people.  

Every Congressman, every Senator (even disgraced ones) have 100% healthcare.

Taking from the MANY (middle class) giving to the FEW (rich) and IGNORING (the most poor and vulnerable) IS the death of the American Dream.

No other issue - not the 21 Trillion in US Debt (which will never be paid back), not threats of Nuclear War with North Korea (China by proxy), not the shit-storm of the middle-east (Israel-Iran/Syria, et. al. ) or the rapid decline of Europe are really that important to US Citizens.


OK, likely the 21 Trillion in US Debt will sink US way before anything else does.


The dream of a nation is to look after it's citizens (#MeeeeTOOOO is important as well - and not one single male or female should be abused - but, you need to have a country UNITED in order to make that movement work - otherwise, it's just something that will come and go - as nations do...as empires of the past have)

Note:  Some required reading of history may be in order - see the failed empires below:
    Russian Empire
    Qing Dynasty
    Achaemenid Empire
    Ottoman Empire
    Macedonian Empire
    British Empire
    Mongol Empire
    Roman Empire



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191,309 My secret is that I KNOW Al FRanken was set up.



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191,308 As a guy I'd like to try anal sex. I've had my girlfriend poke me with her vibrator. It was a start but I sense it's not the same as what a women feels with a live penis in her backdoor. For one thing, my girlfriend was very reluctant to try. She made it awkward and weird. For another thing, a plastic vibrator can't get excited and ejaculate. To me that's one of the best parts of sex, where I affect the emotional state of my partner to the point where she loses control and joy runs through her veins. I like making a woman cum. Can't do that with a vibrator. I know it sounds very gay, and maybe this is why my girlfriend was weirded out by it, but I'd like to try anal sex and feel a man lose control inside me.



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191,307 I've done threesomes (MFM/FMF), role play, car sex, bjs at work, used toys, shower sex, anal, but i have yet to have sex in public or at work. I want to have sex in public and at work.



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191,306 One day mom and pop websites like this will go away. It makes me sad. Little places can't afford to put up free content forever. All these volunteer webmasters and bloggers have to eat and pay rent. They need to focus on their day jobs that pay the bills. The world will lose these little gems.



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191,305 I really like anal sex. BUT yes, it hurts when it first goes in there, it's a very small hole that needs a moment to strech out. once that happens go to town, make me squirt.



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191,304 my office is FREEZING!



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191,303 When I go to church pot luck dinners on the first Wednesday of every month, I always bring more than enough food for my family. I look at what other people bring. Seriously, a medium size bowl of salad and you have 5 family members? I notice.



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191,302 Dear Moderator:

I will happily give you money if you let me impose my will upon your site, because I am so controlling, and you're just not doing it exactly as I want!  After all, this is all about me, isn't it???



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191,301 I rent in a high rise. I could see by the reflection from the building across the street that the window washers were cleaning the windows above my floor and would soon drop to my floor. Feeling horny as possible and having a bit of an exhibitionist streak, I got naked with my favorite dildo and went to work on myself. I pretended my eyes were closed and I didn't see them, but I watched them watch me. I never came so hard. I think I'll keep this secret to myself. Hubby doesn't need to know this one!



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191,300 Once prayer was taken out of schools, the world sunk quickly to it's present sub-human level.



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