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191,499 Karma strikes back. My exwife is a moron. She's a dangerous moron. She's a teacher. A few weeks ago one of her students came to her after class and said someone was "touching his private parts". My exwife, who suffers from being a lazy bossy know it all, did nothing. She didn't tell anyone at the school. She didn't call the boy's parents.

The other day the story broke after the boy told another teacher. That teacher brought in the principal. As the details emerged it came out that the boy told my exwife but she did nothing. The school administration was less than pleased. In short they flipped out on her. They are thinking about putting her on administrative leave as the first step towards firing her. She calls me to tell me all this and asks what she should do.

I shake my head. My exwife made such bad decisions when we were married. I was always cleaning up the messes she caused. She is still doing it, but hey, this time it's not my problem. She's going to have to deal with this on her own. I hope the school does fire her. She's not fit to be a teacher. Just like she wasn't fit to be a wife.



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191,498 I think the Alabama election was rigged.



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191,497 Haha, I love that people are acting like a Senated Democrat win in Alabama is like a new President! Um, congrats on a Senate Seat  ??? and it was basically a tie! not like there was any blowout.
Simple Math: Majority of Black Voters hate Trump, so they came out and voted.  Issues don't seem to matter. I doubt they even know the Dem Candidate!



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191,496 I love nice hands on a guy.  A lot of women like big manly hands, but that's one part of my man that I like a little more...slight.  Thin long fingers, a little bit soft, maybe the guy plays guitar and you imagine those fingers strumming or other things...



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191,495 I believe the anti-vax movement was started by the drug companies. Think about it. Why would they want to give you a single, cheap vaccination as a child when they could wait until you're older, catch the disease and then be on the hook forever?



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191,494 DONALD TRUMP IS OFFICIALLY BALLOT BOX POISON!!!



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191,493 I really, really, really shouldn't say this but all you men who have found yourselves in nightmare marriages, and there are tons and tons on here, should probably consider skipping over to the other team.  Just sayin ....  I never skipped because I was born over here, but it's better than anything else I've heard, especially on this site.  

Then, think of this:  These days if you even speak to a woman, she can interpret it as sexual harassment and get you effed up with just a few well-chosen words from her lying non-sexual mouth! But if you end up marrying her, she's got you by the throat and balls and she knows it.  Notice how many men on here say that the sex stopped as soon as the I dos were spoken.

Men understand men better than women understand men and better than men understand women.  And the sex is uninhibited, nasty and fanfuckingtastic!

Label it any way you want, but if you don't know, you certainly suspect!

So there!



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191,492 On my way to New Orleans from way up north, where I live, I drove through Alabama.  Mind you, it was nighttime, but throughout the whole state, I did not see a thing.  Nothing!



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191,491 My wonderful husband is gorgeous; that's the only thing wrong with him.



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191,490 I lost 3 more pounds as of this morning.

I got a full Brazilian.

My story was featured in a nation-wide publication.

I am having a very great day!



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191,489 I get that. Skilled hands are sexy because they give the impression that they could apply those skills to pleasing your body...rough, gentle, and in between



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191,488 1. It's sad how foreign being well-rested feels right now

2. I love you a lot, but I don't know how.

3. There's a voice in my head giving me good advice. Not auditorily, but it's a new part of myself to talk to. She's more responsible than I am. I'll embrace her.

4. The power of the end of the year is strong with change. Not only because of the typical New Year's Urge To Do Better With Your Life, but because my birthday is in a few days and my expectations of myself get higher as I get older. I don't think it's a bad thing

5. If anything, I'm becoming more confident in what I say and do, how I speak to others, and sometimes, my place in this world. But that's only when the depression lets up a bit.

6. More people may like you when they first meet you, but more people like me when they get to know me. I think my grass is green enough



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191,487 Why wont you talk to me Graham? I'm too scared to text you because I'm afraid of you not responding cause that will only hurt worse, I'm also afraid to hear the reason as to why you've stopped talking to me, but I want to talk to you, I miss you.



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191,486 I don't like dogs. Everyone likes dogs, but I think they're gross and demanding. No, I won't touch your dog and tell it how cute it is. Find another way to connect with people, loser.



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191,485 I think my roommate is a prostitute. It's weird. She did not used to do that.



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191,484 I want to get rich
I want to be truly wealthy

And then I'd give it all away to be as poor as I am. Now.



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191,483 Why would you need to get over me. Your with one of the guys you cheated on me with. While I still pick up the pieces. Knowing full well I'll never have another and I'll be alone forever



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191,482 There is someone at my job who is unfortunately pretty ugly in the face.

Strangely, his hands are very appealing. The shape of it, the veins - masculine but not overtly. I've seen him play piano and a string instrument and it's extremely tantalizing, for some strange reason. Additionally his musical talent and quiet confidence are extremely attractive...



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191,481 I wish my brain didn't turn to mush and I didn't get so hyper self-conscious  whenever you're around. It's just that you are, hands-down, the sexiest man I've ever known. You mess me up. Bad.



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191,480 I think more highly of Alabama and its citizens than I did an hour ago.



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191,479 Not everything is about you. Sometimes people just want to get stuff off their chest and let it go.



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191,478 Yes I've sexual harassed women in the work Place, Fuck I even grabbed an underage girls ass because se wanted me to buy her and her friends beer 🍺 Wow, That was sick I know but that Fat Ass felt so good.



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191,477 I hate Republicans, They think they are better Human Beings than Everybody else , He'll they're supporting Roy Moore's Racist Pediphille , Fake Christian Ass, They only Look out for the Rich "The Latest Tax Bill" for example, and these Poor White people and Sell out Black Folks still support and Vote for these Republicans even tho they are being Ass Raped without lube by them.



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191,476 I want to Fuck this Girl at Work. Her Name is Camilla .She is Considered a Thick Ass Girl. Problem is I can't because I would be Fired in a Heartbeat if I even try to Flirt with her, I would just Love to Eat Her Asshole like a Fat Kid eats Cake, I would definitely"Wife her Up" and have some kids with her, JS.



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191,475 I hate winter. I'm not understanding why Americans live in the northern part of the country. It's cold and bleak and depressing. I'd jump at the opportunity to live in South Florida.



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191,474 School holiday concerts make me cry. I'm not sure why.



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191,473 I'm supposed to be doing my laundry and cleaning my apartment today. Instead I'm getting drunk and watching movies. I have little ambition to complete my chores.



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191,472 Happy birthday my friend! (This is a secret because her husband wouldn't approve of me wishing his wife a happy birthday.)



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191,471 I think the shame men feel is because they don't want anyone to know how crazy their wives are. Much of being married to someone like this involves living a double life.
The violent outbursts are a red line. It sounds obvious, but nothing usually makes sense in marriages like this.



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191,470 Some days I think I'm really starting to get over you. And then there are other days when I wake up, and it's the heartbreak, sadness, my cheating...my horrible behaviors that make me realize I shouldn't be getting over you. I lost the best thing I had, and it's gotten better, and I'm content for the most part about my life right now, but I will never stop imagining what could have been.



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191,469 I think Trump has been making a lot of his decisions based on how much time he has left to live. I mean, he's in his 70s. I'm not saying everyone in their 70s are on their deathbeds, but men tend to die before women (sometimes). This isn't in all cases, but I'm just saying. I feel like he's purposely trying to fuck this world up as much as humanly possible before he dies, so that when he does die, the world IS a shittier place without him. That is how conceited he is. He's a fucking goon, and he should take his family with him when he goes. -_-



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191,468 My favourite Christmas album is ruined because the singer proved to be yet another rapey asshole. I can't listen to it without hearing that mellow voice demanding gross bullshit from the backup singers. God damn you, why couldn't you be as nice as you made us all believe?



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191,467 I'm having lots of anxiety about looking for a new job. I've been at my current job since I was 20, and I'm about to turn 24. I've learned all I can here. There are lots of perks (usually free food), but I need to move on from this job if I'm going to continue progressing in life.

But GD this anxiety! I'm so nervous about this change that I've been avoiding the stress of it by not applying. But I keep having dreams about missing opportunities, staying stagnant, being chased by my fears and insecurities. During my waking hours it's hard to focus on applying, because my brain won't SHUT UP with the doubts.

I'm not experienced in this field, they won't want me
I don't have a degree, they won't want me
Even if they want me they'll pay me pennies
I'm lucky to even get the wage I get now
Do you really think you could do better?
Do you really want to start over?
What if you get fired and lose everything??
What if? What if??

God, SHUT UP!! I know I can do this, I just need a moment of mental peace!!! I'm so frustrated :(



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191,466 My roommate tried to pull the whole "Women should boycott bras because they're just a thing deemed socially necessary by the patriarchy," point to try and empower us. This was a guy, mind you.

Then we went around the room and asked how many of the women in my house (3, all different fields) would be able to go to work without wearing a bra without being sent home. The answer was zero.

Nice try!



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191,465 Six months ago I went on a job interview. They sent me an email a few days later saying I wasn't hired. When I told my wife, she turned viciously angry and went on a rant saying I'm a loser and she regrets marrying me. The job thing eventually worked out somewhere else, but there was no way to recover from her hateful words. It's only a matter of time before I leave this marriage.



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191,464 Domestic violence against women is deplorable for sure. Not to diminish the point, but know that domestic violence against men is also a thing. I personally believe it is a big thing that rarely gets mentioned because men are embarrassed to admit their wives hit them. I think wives have figured this out, which only makes the crime intensify as women know they will get away with it.

I have been slapped in the face, punched in the head, pushed to the ground, kicked in the back of the head while I was sitting on the floor, whacked in the head with a frying pan, whacked in the head with a coffee mug, to name a few. The worst abuse was me on a ladder. She got angry at something and pushed the ladder over. I came crashing to the ground. She then started whacking me in the head and face with a metal paint roller. I ended up with a large bleeding gash next to my eye. I am certain if there had been a knife nearby, she would have stabbed me to death.

Domestic violence against the husband is real.



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191,463 My wife told me recently that she has never enjoyed sex even when she orgasms, says it's too much work for the results.
WTF?
I suggested that maybe she see a therapist  or explore sex with a woman as i don't seem to be what she wants.
Nope, im happy to never again have sex....soon do be single again



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191,462 Something I've noticed about wives who turn out to be crazy.  They were all sex fiends during the courtship.  They all seem to have done the "road head" trick early on in the relationship.  Then they get married and turn into witches.

Isn't it obvious that they were only using sex to trap the man into marriage?  They wanted husbands.  There's nothing more terrifying to a woman than growing older without a husband, and having to face her married girlfriends.  It's some huge shame.  To them being unmarried is like carrying a huge sign that says, "I'm not wanted" around their married friends.  They need to get married for their social status.  Men need to watch out.



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191,461 -443, you're a great dad.  I'll have to remember that for when my sons get married.  I will warn them not to get their wives pregnant for the first few years.  "Have some fun first!  Don't have the kids yet!  Wait a bit!"  That way if they wives turn out crazy, I can be the driver to convince them to get the hell out of the marriage as soon as they can with the minimal amount of problems.



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191,460 I just want him back because he treated me badly. It feels like it would be a challenge to get him to love me and treat me right. I'm disgusted by my own desires.



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191,459 I dated a man seriously for three years. We were very much in love and had great sex but he started hitting me. I kept telling him to stop and he said he would but he never did. One day he went crazy and tied me up in the bathtub and tortured me for hours. I truly believed I was going to die. It was the most horrific experience of my life and I am completely traumatized. I am now seeing a therapist and psychiatrist trying to cope with what happened to me but to be honest I am not doing well and I fear I will never be the same again. Domestic violence is no joke, if your partner is abusive or shows signs of becoming abusive, just leave them. It could save your life. And to people who think that's ok, or that anything their partner could do could merit that kind of violent response, you are fucked up. All you can ever do is break up with someone. You cannot physically control or punish them, no matter how angry you are. I am praying I can recover and be the vibrant, happy, fearless young woman I once was



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191,458 My parents paid $2500 for someone to write my college application essays.



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191,457 454 I hope that picture of their dog was enough to give your neighbours a brief respite from their grief. I've been really struggling with my depression and anxiety today and the mental image made *me* smile. You did a kind thing for your neighbours, and inadvertently for a stranger too. Thank you.



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191,456 Nothing is my more vile than my soon to be ex husband peeing and immediately afterwards wipes his hands on my mouth and face. This was just one of the many cruel and evil things he did to me.

I'm a college educated Hispanic professional women in my early 40s. I'm
Considered very attractive and I do well for myself and my kids.

I'm Searching for my equal. For you guys that have the misfortune of a crappy wife please know there are still good women out there looking for good man such as yourselves. I'm one.

43/F in Texas



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191,455 Another lament for the “WTF? marriage” pile:

After nearly 20 years, three children, a mortgage and many miles of bumpy road my wife recently had an epiphany: in her mind she was no longer a wife. At least not as far as she's concerned.

A few weeks ago she told me, to my face, that our entire relationship was a based on a lie she told herself when she was young and immature about who she thought she was supposed to be. She never really loved me. I was just a way out of the dead end life she used to lead.

Five years ago she decided she didn't want to work any more, so she quit. We wanted to stop renting, and started looking for a house. She found one she had to have, but her credit is awful so buying it together made us ineligible for a loan, so the deed is in my name.

Because I had to work more to support us, she got sick of me not being around to pay attention to her, and had her first affair. He was also married with children. Others followed.

The guilt got to her, not because of what she was doing behind my back, but because she realized she was on a path to doing the same thing asdid a relative who got pregnant during an affair while married and that was always shameful for her family.

She confessed. I offered to open the marriage in an effort to salvage it. I met an awesome woman. She met a fuckup the whole town hates. I warned her that he was trouble. This was ignored. She fell in love with him. He broke her heart, because he's a shitty human being who ruins everything he touches. Even his kid hates him.

Every day, she pines for him. That's what led her to realize she doesn't want to be married any more. Yet she still expects to live here for free, sleep in the bed my mother bought us as a wedding gift, have her bills paid and eat my food while she looks at Facebook all day.

Remember when Wile E. Coyote would fall off a cliff?

Karma is a bitch, jackass. I'm going to enjoy that takedown.



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191,454 My neighbors are 15 years younger than me and good kids.  By kids I mean about 40, probably a couple years younger.  Her dad just died suddenly and her father lived out of the state.  They usually get his mom to watch their dog, but she is going to the funeral so they asked if we would watch their dog.  

Hell yes I will watch your dog.  This evening for dinner I put a tie on their dog and took pictures, and then I texted them to tell them at our house we dress for dinner.

I hope they had a smile on their face tonight, if only for a little bit.



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191,453 I don't think it's wrong to wear a bra. I like wearing a bra. It makes me feel civilized, even elegant.



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191,452 Coming at this objectively, Trump is accused of sexual harassment. At the same time, the media has made up stories about Trump. Take this past weekend. A reporter claimed the audience was sparse at a Trump rally when in fact the place was full. It seems clear that the media has it in for Trump because he doesn't like them. They are willing to lie to make Trump look bad. All that said, I'm questioning the credibility of the stories saying Trump harassed women.



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191,451 I dont think I've ever truely listened to my whole heart in romantic situations. My head is always second guessing my heart and vise versa.



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191,450 Two lessons I've learned:

1) When you have a dog, don't leave any food sitting around.  He will find a way to get it and eat it.

2) When you have a wife, don't leave any cash sitting around....



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191,449 God, I'm so horny right now...I could tell you wanted me yesterday. The tension was THICK. Oh gosh. I was so close to closing the gap between us, but by then it would have been done. We wouldn't have stopped.

The shitty thing is, I'm pretty sure the main reason she wasn't on-board this time is because she could tell we were willing to rope her into it so we could fuck again. Fuck, just thinking about your dick pressing against me through your sweatpants is making me rub my thighs together.

Shit, this is why I didn't want to start this. We've been repressing our lust for each other for 5 years. So now that it's conditionally allowed, both of us want to recreate those circumstances again. I should have known by the way he watched us dance at that party last weekend. He wants both of us. He may love us in different ways, but he loves us both. And I'd happily fuck you both, because I love you in different ways as well.

Too bad there's no space for us to be a thruple.



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191,448 I do my best. I am learning to cook various things for him. I try to keep things clean as much as possible. I also try not to lose myself and keep learning things constantly with the little spare time he allows me. He always wants to go here, do that, drags me along to shop and then walks so fast  that I can't stop for a second to look at something - so that I don't get much out of it.  I want to look at something in particular, he says “oh that would take too much time. Better to look online.” But he wants to shop for something, I am left standing there doing nothing.

It only works because we are mostly alike. Go to bed late, sleep in, love food. The difference is tv. I can't stand watching tv more than a couple of hours. So I get on the computer and learn stuff and read. Can't do it sitting next to him for the constant interruptions.

Come spring I will have my own building to work in and will try to make something of myself. I love my family, but they have no interest in me, as long as I am alright.



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191,447 When I was a single gal working in New York City, I lived in an old pre-war building.  The apartments had been subdivided so the landlord could make more money. This led to odd quirks - like my bathroom had a shower and there was a small window right there on the wall. What kind of building code allows for a window in the shower? Making it worse, if I didn't open the window, the steam from the shower would fog up the mirror. So every day I'd take a shower with this little window open to the world. I can't imagine how many people saw me naked.



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191,446 441- I also feel your pain! I have always had Great Danes and they usually have a short life span. Mine have lived longer then usual. A female to 13, a male to 10 and a current female to 11 1/2. My newest one is 3 1/2. We are always hit hard when one dies, but we think about the new baby that will be coming into our lives. We try to get a new dog soon to fill the hole left behind. It's not that we want to forget the one we lost, but to have one to give our enormous amount of love to. We remember and talk about the ones that have left us and laugh at who they were and their personalities. They are always with us in our hearts! Life has to go one and maybe a new puppy to share life with will help you get back to that happy place. Dogs have a way of doing that.



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191,445 Smart Dad and smart son for listening and proceeding with divorce. Only gets worse over time. Hopefully no kids are involved and he can move on within a couple years with no strings attached. She will put him through hell in the court system, but he will come out much better off than he is now. I was manipulated in a similar way, but I admit I did see signs. Usually these women's facades have cracks and just like a nice house, if there are even minor cracks in the foundation, you don't want it. Don't be in denial or justify bad behavior or blame yourself. Get out of the relationship, marriage and kids NEVER make anything better.



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191,444 Last night I ate my partner's ass. I was nervous to do it cause... he is a dude and hairy and what if I taste poop?

We took a sexy shower then fooled around some more.

I just went for it. His reaction was so intense, to see the pleasure on his face as I stroked his cock and liked his hole... it got me super wet.

Then, I slid a finger in and he ground down onto it. Pumping with my hand, asking him... is this too hard? more? less? He took over control of his cock and had a beautiful orgasm.

It was such a turn on to push into my limits like that. I want to peg this man!



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191,443 My son got married a few years ago. Sweet girl with common sense and a decent work ethic.  I was happy for them.

Shortly after the wedding the woman began to change. Wasteful spending, unreasonable and mean spirited behavior. Little snippets of all the horrible behavior we read about here from the people trapped in horrible marriages.

He talked to my wife and I about it and I told him to get a divorce, no matter the financial cost. He filed the papers and suddenly she is the victim,  acting all sweet and loving again.

Run my son, run. If she gets every penny you have it will be better than the hell she will put you through.



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191,442 441- I feel your pain. I had to put my cat to sleep 2 days ago and it was devastating. I am so depressed and it feels like my heart has been ripped out. She was 15 years old and her illness came on quickly. She was suffering so bad and I had no choice but to end her suffering. I also look where she used to lay and feel so distraught and empty. I'm having trouble functioning and focusing. I feel as horrible as I did when my father died. I loved her more than most people. My life feels strange without her there to keep me company. I keep expecting to see her walking around or in her bed. It's very disturbing. Some people will say its just an animal ..but she was my baby too. It's so gut wrenching. I got a little kitty urn to put her ashes. The urn has places to insert her picture on the sides. I will remember her forever. I didn't expect this to hit me so hard, but it has.

You are not alone.  :(



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191,441 I miss my dog... I had to put her to sleep almost 3 weeks ago. Fuckin cancer! It still hurts so bad. I look at where she used to sleep next to me at night and cry. I'll be at work and memories of her just keep flooding my mind and make it hard to focus. I loved her so much, I didn't think it was possible to love a dog so much. The secret part, I miss my dog more than ANY of my family or friends that have died. I kinda feel shitty about that. She was my companion through everything I've went through for the last 8 years. She was there for me more than my friends. She was such a sweet affectionate puppers. I know she loved me too, I think it was the first true unconditional love I experienced.



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191,440 My children say I'm a boring mom. What they don't know is when I was in college I ran in the annual campus naked jog around the quad. I can't tell them that, but me boring? Not a chance!



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191,439 I have taken money for sec.
I have made porno
I have done things people only day dream about in bed
I enjoyed it..It was powerful made me feel amazing confident...

I quit doing it for so many reasons.

But looking at being homeless...I'll pick it up again in a heart beat to keep a roof over my kids heads to make sure they get a decent christmas



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191,438 It was unfair. To everyone involved. Not just you guys me too. I tried so hard in ways that will look like bullshit. My heart is broken.. I wish everyone could be happy and secure in their life.



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191,437 You want to know how I ended up with a vile wife? She lied to me. During the courtship she made herself out to be someone she was not.

I worked in the financial world. She had a tremendous interest in stock trading. First time she invited me over, there were a dozen finance books laying around. They were on her coffee table, on her bedside table, in the bathroom. Hot damn the woman was into trading.

I loved sex. She loved sex too. Every date ended in sex. I was getting it three four five times a week from her. She was wild too. She'd take off her underwear in a fancy restaurant and show me. She'd blow me in a cab. She wanted sex in the changing room of a fancy store.

She also came from money. I didn't want her money but it was a relief she didn't want mine cause she had her own.

I was into skiing. She was into skiing. She admitted she was terrible at it because she was from the south, but she loved skiing. I thought wow, I could help her improve.

At least these are the tales she told.

A year later we were married. Instantly the sex stopped. We never once went skiing and she'd give me hell if I tried to go without her. The money she had? A lie. Withing two months of being married she needed me to put cash in her bank account. The trading books. I since came to find out she bought them once she met me and placed them around her apartment so I'd think she was interested.

Lies lies lies.

She's a terrible wife. But she was really good at fabricating stories.

Not only do I hate her, I feel stupid. What was the fucking point of her ploy? She wanted to be married. She'd stop at nothing to make that happen. Mission accomplished on her part. She didn't care if she lied and ruined my life in the process. I know of no lower person on the planet.

I'm currently trying to unwind this position without losing my shirt.



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191,436 It was everything to me. I am sick with grief and worry. Why do things have to be so hard? Why is money such a bitch? Why does ANYone have to be alone?



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191,435 People hate me because they think I'm aloof. I'm not. I'm shy. It's not fair to call me aloof.



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191,434 I hate helping people.

Now that I'm at a good stage in life everyone wants to know how I am and meet up for coffee and see how I got to where I was.

Just leave me alone. Ya'll motherfuckers weren't ever there, why should I help you? I dont want to help you. Go away.



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191,433 I want to move out of NYC and leave the hustle and bustle. I wish for a big house, a backyard, and a slower pace of life.  I'm so tired already

27/f



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191,432 How did all you men end up marrying these absolutely vile, evil, selfish women??



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191,431 I dont care about the environment.



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191,430 If feel embarrassed when my dog greets a woman by sniffing her crotch. I want to apologize to her. But I fear calling attention to it would make it worse, so I say nothing and pretend it didn't happen. But we both know it happened and we both realize there must be a strong odor emanating from her crotch.



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191,429 I dread when people ask me favors



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191,428 *#*Never felt so lonely as I do married to my wife.



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191,427 I don't need to post about specific people in my life, past or present. I know how to get in contact with anyone who matters to me.



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191,426 My wife only likes me because I give her money.



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191,425 Anyone who blames people who are assaulted or harassed for what happened to them is a total and complete piece of shit. Why is this so hard to get for some people? Oh that's right, because they're pieces of shit!



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191,424 I probably didn't think that was about me.   But it's exactly how I feel about someone from my past.  

Don't assume anything.



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191,423 I hate pretentious people. I am 26 years old, female.

I make $120,000 per year and I live in one of the biggest cities in the world because I was born here, my parents are still here, and my job is here.  I am constantly surrounded by pretentious people.

I just met a hilarious couple around the same age, from the suburbs of my state.

They don't have high paying jobs at all. They are fun, comedic, down-to-earth and take pleasure in the little things.  I can talk to them about anything and we will have an in-depth conversation about it.  They see the value in having fun but also take their relationships and commitments seriously. They also don't feel the need to have their egos blown up, to judge others, constantly talk about what they have, or what they are going to buy.

I'd like to meet more non-pretentious people...



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191,422 My dog only likes me because I give him snacks.



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191,421 You probably thought that secret's about you, didn't  you? You're so vain...



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191,420 416.  My sentiments exactly.



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191,419 M- I love you as much and if not more than when I gave you that handwritten letter professing my feelings 3 years ago.

I lied to you and myself when I said there is no hope for us.  I put those feelings away for you ages ago.  How easily you unearth it with just one feeling: hope.

I lie to myself and say, just one more time to see you, just one more kiss and I'll be alright with that.

I won't though.  It wouldn't ever be enough.
Our connection has spanned nearly two decades and we are always good with each other, near or far.  I love you my friend. And you tell me you love me but I desire more.

I would be content tangled in your arms again or just shooting the shit.

We never work out with other people but something about us does.

Two weeks, ago all that revelation tumbled to my consciousness and brought me to tears.  I journaled my life and you are always entertwined in it's pages.  I relived the passion of when we became more than friends and was overwhelmed.  Then back to good friends and I laughed.  There no man on this earth that I have this connection with.  I read those pages, forgotten it all. Pushed it out of my mind.

I'm going all in.  I don't want to look back at my life with any more regrets.

I want you, all of the flawed perfect you.
Just like one of those sappy Rom-Com movies but I don't know how it ends.

If you reject me I will be crushed but I need the closure.  I can exit your life and our friendship and still love you just the same.

There is freedom in that.

All in



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191,418 Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are smaller. Did they think we wouldn't notice? #CorporateGreed



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191,417 My wife is so nasty. It wears me out. I've distilled it down. She is selfish. She always makes decisions based on what's best for her. If ever I question her approach, she goes bonkers.

So many examples. One from this week. Our son's birthday is coming up. We want to go to this certain store to buy him a present. The store closes as 6 o'clock. It was currently 5'o'clock. That should be doable.

But, she wants to also go to a clothing store for herself. Her store closes at 8 o'clock. A plan is obvious to unselfish people. Go to the store for my son before it closes. Then go to the store for the clothing she wants.

This is not my wife's approach though. It is never my wife's approach to think about someone else. She demands we go to her clothing store first. I point out the timing won't work. She insists it will. She says we'll go to her store and then still make it to my son's store. Part of her knows it would be impossible. But she doesn't care. She lies and says it will be fine.

In the end the bully always wins out. We go to her store. We get out of there at 7ᛆ. Of course we missed my son's store. Of course we did. This is how it always plays out. She demands that everything be done for her gain. To hell with everyone else, including her own son's birthday.

It's sickening. How does a person get to be so self centered??????



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191,416 I'm very happy we are not together. It made me take a long hard look at my life. Change has been painful, however it's made me appreciate what's been right in front of me all along.



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191,415 It's not that I feel better than other people , I was just bought up different. Don't take this the wrong way , I'm not trying to criticize your educational system in the US but it's totally different from the education I received , on my school you were taught how to march , we were taught ethics , manners we even had a person that used to come unannounced once every few weeks to make sure we follow the dressing code , uniforms were always iron , clean , nails trim no nail polish, hair dye was allowed, we were expected to call every one by their last name and adults by Mrs, Miss or Mister , no swearing or slang was allowed.  Over the years I been trying to be more casual , I guess I got tired of people telling me im too polite or being called a snob .  If my teachers would see me and see that way I speak and carry myself now they would probably have a heart attack but I'm just trying to blend in with the rest .  I still don't swear ok maybe once a year a bad word might slip  and save my formalities only for the elderly.   So next time before you judge me just remember people in other parts of the world are educated different, they are not trying to make you feel inferior.



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191,414 I thought about where my life is at right now, and it made me burst into tears because acknowledging it is a lot harder than denying it had been.

My friends have fallen away from me. I had an anxiety attack when we went out back in April. It was the first one that I wasn't able to contain. I had to leave. Since then, I've heard very little from them. They get together without me. I tried making plans, and they'd use a flimsy excuse to back out of them. I don't know what to think. Maybe  they think I'll just have another anxiety attack if they included me in plans anymore. I know this makes them shitty friends, but I still miss them. I don't have a social life anymore. I'm 30 now, and it's been very hard meeting new people after I graduated from college. I didn't think my life would stagnate this soon. My social life is my boyfriend, his social life is me...and that's about it. I am lonely.

I've gained weight from an injury and feel completely disgusting. I feel undesirable when I used to be attractive and vibrant. Something's gone out in me. When I look at old pictures, I see how pretty i used to be. This thing staring back at me in the mirror isn't me. Just a giantess who is missing her youth.

I have a disorder that causes me to pull out my hair, and it seems to favor me pulling from the top of my head. I haven't worn my hair down in 4 years because I've had to wear it up in order to cover the large thin patch. I cannot feel pretty knowing it's there. Before it started back up again 4 years ago, my hair was beautiful and I'd get it professionally done. I wore it down and it was so pretty. I want that again.

I've been having a bipolar episode where I haven't been able to feel much of anything. It seems to be lifting, and now the feeling is coming back. The cry I just had seemed like so much more than the hurt I feel about my friends abandoning me. I think it all just spilled over. 30 has been tough. I didn't expect my life to stagnate so soon. I work, I go home, and I watch some tv and whatnot. That's it. All my true friends live a thousand miles away. They never forget me. I miss them and cried thinking about them.

I can only hold up my happy mask for so long before it starts to become  burden I can't carry.



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191,413 If ill tell u what im not single my friends !



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191,412 If I cook, I damn well expect at least help with the dishes.  Yes, you are marathoning a Netflix show but the kids were hungry and so was I.  Cooked dinner, washed up the pans but obviously, we had to eat off of something.

Scowling at me and then the handful of plates was pretty shitty.



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191,411 I am still really attracted to my husband. 10 years later I still want him. People change & I've discovered I can connect on a different level-one i wasn't ever able to reach with any previous lover. It took this long!



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191,410 I wonder if this "sexual assault witch hunt" is going to end up setting back women in the workplace.  No man is going to want to work with a young woman who might decide to take an innocent compliment or statement as sexual assault.  I can foresee a lot of young women being passed over for positions.



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191,409 -393, the mold on bread and cantaloupes and oranges?  It's often penicillin.  Grandma was onto something...



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191,408 So me and this dude may hook up. He's very nice and he's kind of a super genius. I'm happy. He's fucking adorable.

But more importantly, this makes me feel god about myself. Not because it's validating that someone wants to hook up with me, but because I grew up with an abusive father. When you're a girl with an abusive father, you think that's normal. You think that your destiny is to be unlovable or to only date/marry abusive men. This dude makes me feel good, and I like the way he looks at me.



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191,407 I miss my old Palm pre it was the best cell phone I ever have , the tiny keyboard was the best part also being able to have multiple screens open at the same time . I wish the company would make a comeback , I would trade my IPhone on a heartbeat for the phone.



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191,406 So as usual a way to brush me off indirectly pleases the one i love. I have just as much reason to feel used. My experience of true love is shit on because of her debt. I paid half my paychecks i forget maybe 3 or 400 to her family aswell not realizing someone in it got my rent to gf too.. I saved nothing.. I still have nothing. All ive wanted in life was understanding. My situation is beyond understanding. Shes wrong about lots but not about whatever is wrong is a false excuse. I wont go into detail of how i feel used how i feel her mistrust validates her untrustworthy words and actions at times. I say i want to talk to someone. She doesnt see i have no one to talk to. She thought i was looking for something else. At times i wondered(i know its true now) if i cant make the money to have a very good life i have no use. Maybe if i could have been at peace with that or just calmed down and enjoyed the ride. What a shame to have unsettled a gentle situation and woman of brilliance. I am shattered that much more. I thought maybe my unease would be nurtured with long hugs and comfort to the nerves but i was used and repulsive while being used. Thats how it feels. There were long hugs. But i guess im a baby and i need another baby. Most ppl appear so comfortable fuck it lets go smoke and drink and party then enjoy our cars. I have fuck all and really want fuck all to do with most people. She was special truly an angel i respect her values and standards. I wish i were stronger and my neuropathways werent all wrapped in chaos and bullshit. I ruined myself and i wish i had been a virgin for her. I wish i had been careful. It felt like taking a little zipline across a beautiful landscape i could take no pictures or truly grasp and i cried for what i could not do for it the fruit that was not. long canyon and skateboarding homer simpson across it banging his head on the rocks carried up by the helicopter lol..



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191,405 I never read 50 shades, but this is my own quick and dirty version based on having read reviews. Sometimes you can avoid the hassle of reading a book by reading the reviews. Some books deserve this level of disrespect. Most movies deserve this level of disrespect.

T-rex arms are pretty funny. I've never seen this, but it's easy to picture.

The girl who lays there like a cadaver. She puts out all day and night, but she just lays there with pursed lips. Rough sex, slow sex, whatever. She just lays there. She doesn't like doggie because she believes it's impersonal. Sometimes it is worth pursuing because she is a thin girl with a super fat Puerto Rican ass.

The girl with largish rock hard tits and a rock hard ass. She is really into masturbating. You could feel her fingertips as she furiously rubbed them out, one minute apart, endlessly or as long as you can go. Those ridiculous breasts would bang themselves, making a near perfect figure 8 pattern, or "google" since it was more of a lateral placement. She may have taken a little too much extasy once, and her close friends in high school would sneak out of their parent's houses to do stripping gigs. I don't think she did this, but who knows.    

The girl you grew up with who goes to school and comes back doing some pretty weird shit. Never quite that good in bed, she made these bizarre guttural grunts at some point which albeit weird was a turn on. She was really petite which really makes sense in hindsight, and she also claimed to carry my child through the first trimester. She was weird as hell and had good genes. She would have been a good mother to my kids.

Then the girl who wanted a mercy fuck who was inwardly crying mercy as she moved across the floor from one end of the room to the other. I could kind of see it on her face. I mean, this could have gone much better if I had put some effort into this. I should have offered 69 instead.

The tease that is all "you can look but you cant touch." It as fun for a minute, but that can only go so far without much more dedication, and there were so many other options available at the time. I did enjoy watching her touch herself while she stared at my dick, but again, kind of no traction there. She was always showing her shit off and staring at my dick, but that's as far as it went. She mellowed a little after that, but I had already moved on.

The crazy young blond virgin from Texas who nearly made me cum in my pants with her tight ass rubbing all over my dick. She was even a tougher nut to crack than the other one. But she had me edging all night with her sweet ass.

My friend's sister who I grew up with who moved away and came back only to finally finish the job many times in glorious fashion, all in one night. She was like "mission accomplished" and I never saw her again.

The friend of the "grunter" who was like, "oh, you want to fuck? Let's do it" She had a ski slope nose and had a way of gasp-inhaling as she was doing it. Dyed blond hair, lived with this older guy I knew. She was a knock-out.  

Then the screamer. Hard to hold back when she started screaming. If people were in the house, she would make these silent screams that were just as hot. You had to often put a pillow over her face (with her permission) because she was so loud, bordering on grotesque.  

Then one or two of them that were putting out morning noon and night. They would beg for me at some point to "fill them up" with the stuff, or cumming while they mindlessly repeated the word "baby, baby, baby, baby."

The one that was like "Oh darlin' oh darling" which was sweet in its own right, but she actually wanted me to rough her up which was weird. I remember doing her from behind and she started up with the "be rough with me" routine and I nearly blew up inside her. She said she had protection, but I wasn't taking that chance. She also had some weird hangups about masturbating. (she thought it was dirty but she basically wanted me to assault her on a regular basis. The girl couldn't cum unless I was beating her up and choking her, which I found to be distasteful and weird. I could eat her for hours and she would just lay there like I was scratching her back.  

The girl who was always sticking her crotch in the air waiting for me to fuck her. I usually went right to it, though it was a little too easy and hence not as attractive. One time I decided to rub my cock all over her clit for about an hour. She went nuts. I finally banged her that night and she stayed up all night sketching me and professing her love.

The ones that buck. You go down on these girls and they don't even know what is happening. Your face will be three feet in the air in no time if you aren't paying attention.

The girl who I swore I would fuck the next time I saw her in a mini skirt. I hadn't seen her for about a year or two and she was wearing a miniskirt. She even said, "Take me and do whatever you are going to do. Take me in the basement and fuck me like your French girls." The sad thing is I passed that time. Really not a great decision in hindsight.

The girl who can't bring herself to actually interact with others sexually, but bangs herself almost every night with the handle of a lint roller and a magic wand. Honorable mention; wooden handle to a knife honer, a plastic object shaped like a large pencil, other various plastic tubes, nothing actually dick sized. (which I get, because of precise stimulation of the g-spot) Just get out there and live a little?

The bisexual who is repulsed by her own desires and vents by being a bitch towards you anytime on any available public forum.

The cock hungry chick who everyone knows regularly fucks the bedpost dreaming of cock. Then along comes your cock. She is the best in bed. She rides it like no other. She grinds it on top while holding on to you for dear life, saying over and over in her lowest voice, "boooooowne, booownnnne, oh, bownnne."  That's her version of cumming which lasts pretty much all night. There is something a little "off" with this one. She smelled like bar soap. If she was aroused, there was nothing to stop her. It was awkward whenever she wasn't in the mood, only because she typically was a total hound for sex on any given night. A lot of times she would wear only a shirt because she didn't want to fuck around with getting undressed. It is a secret site so please (objectification trigger) understand when I say I loved her chest. Sweet sweet pink perfection.
I loved her, she loved me, but it's easy to get caught up in the general melee of her sex-fueled surface emotions.  She was #1. She ruined everyone else, sorry gals.

Good thing there are plenty of good guys out there (and girls if that's what you are in to.) No one needs to go without.



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191,404 you can always tell
when my social anxiety is kicking in because I start repeating myself without realising,
presently I'm agonising over botched social encounters of yore


Fml



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191,403 People (man and women) are on their best behavior when dating , once you move in / get married , the honeymoon phase quickly fades out and you get to known the real person .  Young people out there don't get carried away too quick the person it's just showing you , what you want to see.



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191,402 The part I hate most about being married is having her constantly telling me what to do.

"Don't wear your shoes in the house."

"Don't sleep on the couch."

"Empty the dishwasher."

"Put on a different shirt."

"Use a napkin or you'll get crumbs on the floor."

"Turn the light off."

"Put the seat down."

"Don't feed the dog what's left on your plate."

"Go get a haircut."

My day is filled with endless commands. How did I possibly function on my own before meeting her? How did I manage to eat, dress and get to work each day without her constant wisdom?

I hate being married. I want to be single again. I want to wear my shoes in the house. I want to get crumbs on the floor. I want to feed my dog leftovers. I want to fall asleep on the couch. I want her to stop barking at me all the time. Why do women act this way? They change once they are married. They feel it's their right and obligation to be bossy and annoying. Marriage sucks.



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191,401 She stood there tapping her foot, saying that I would have regrets if I didn't make up my mind and appreciate her.

She said I'm not cut out to live this way. I'm young. I don't want to waste my life doing this.

But she was there when they read the part about love being patient and kind. I always thought of this when we had disagreements.

Limited love is such a letdown. She promised the moon and barely got out of the garage. God, what a bunch of fake bullshit.



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191,400 Last night a girl told me that I should date her stepmother then showed me a picture I almost wanted to go off on her telling her how stupid she must be that I would want to go out with that ugly old woman I was offended



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