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191,999 Even tho people treat me like trash I will continue to give out my love and hope the best for them.


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191,998 I'm thinking there will be a nuclear bomb going off tonight, like in Times Square. Poof. 1,000,000 people dead. Within a week there will be 1 billion more dead in retaliatory strikes. I hope I'm wrong, but if not, good bye everyone.


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191,997 It's been a year since she died. What becomes of me is my own burden...  

The both of them hung themselves in the backyard. They had the warrior spirit. They had the courage and the heart to go willingly into the unknown. In that moment, linear time spiraled like an endless unsolvable equation.

These are my angels. I listen to them as they descend into the ossuary. There is a blinding madness that creeps in when you listen for any good word or closure.

  


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191,996 I used to be the most sexually repressed man you've ever met.  I believed in true love, I held the door for women, I believed that if you're kind to a woman she'll like you back.  I believed in all the white picket fence, vanilla sky love bullshit.

I was a chump, basically.  I got treated like crap.  Women would tease me by telling me how great I was and how they'd want to be with me if they didn't have a boyfriend... and then after they broke up with said boyfriend, they'd turn me down when I asked them out.  I was attractive, and girls loved getting my attention.  They loved telling their girlfriends how Bobby V. was interested in them, and although he was a nice guy, he didn't "do it" for them.

But I still didn't learn.  And I was a fucking chump into my mid-20s.  

But then I had a few experiences.  One time when I was 25, this 18-year old girl decided to tell her parents (my friends for three years) that I was "stalking her" because I stopped by her college on my way home from a road trip and asked how she was doing.  I was humiliated.  I stopped talking to a lot of females after that one.  And then two years later, I asked out a woman who I had known as an acquaintance for three years.  She dismissively told me, "No.  You're a nice guy, but no," like how dare I ask her out?  Then when I was 29 I found "the one."  We knew we were going to get married.  And then one day she decided to tell me she thought I was going to hit her.

That was it.  I was done with being the nice guy.  I dumped "the one" on her ass the next day.  I was sick of the bullshit.  I was sick of being the nice guy who got treated like shit.

And I went evil.  I went on a rampage.  I ended up fucking every thing that moved.  And I liked it, and women liked it when I treated them like shit.

So, yes, I guess I'm a "secret perv" now.  I go to massage parlors and strip clubs and empty my nuts in and on every girl who lets me - which is all of them so far.  I follow women on Facebook and chat them up, seeing what they'll do for me.  And a lot of them are game.

But before you judge me, remember that I used to act like Prince Charming.  Now I just act like Prince.


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191,995 Eating my wife's poo is giving me tooth infections.


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191,994 When I was growing up, my friend who lived across the street used to laugh at me because he could hear my bipolar and unstable dad screaming at us all the time.

When I got older I found out he and his brother were raping their little sister, and their parents did nothing.

I have learned that there are no perfect families out there, but I have also learned that the ones who seem the most perfect are just better at hiding what goes on.


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191,993 I wish I was smarter to know how to grow the fuck up. I wish I wasn't this jealous little bratty baby that's close to fucken thirty, yet still runs to ma for everything.

I wish I was smart enough to know that gossip is gossip whether it's verbal or non verbal. And we are all guilty of it, even I am.

I wish I was smarter to know how to adult just like my boyfriend expects me to. Thinks it's a big turn off that I can't grow the fuck up.

I wish I was smart enough to not be so pervy and jerk off to porn.

I wish I was smart enough to no longer be a judgmental two face ass with everyone.

I wish I was smart enough to know that education only gives you a tittle and don't fucken make who you are.

I wish I was smart enough to know the difference between a lie and the truth.

I wish I was smart enough to no longer be so jealous spiteful and always want to one up everyone.

I wish I was smart enough to no longer compete with others.

I wish I was smart enough to know the difference on how to act like a young mature adult verses a immature fifteen year old.

I wish I was smart enough to learn that trying to make others look bad when they have done nothing wrong to me only makes me look like the fucked up douchebag that I am.

I wish I could say I would be smarter 2018 but I'm afraid this is just a personality defect in me because of how I was raised.


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191,992 I still wish people were smarter.


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191,991 I think you want more from me, but I've been burned too much in the past to make that move again. I'm not going to risk that fight with my family and the drama that's going to come from me touching or kissing you. No way in hell. You can tease all you want, but I'm not falling for it.

Women want to flirt with me to feel better about themselves, not because they really want me. I know. I've tried and it's gone badly when I make one more move than she has. If she really wants my hand to be 'there' she will have to do it. I do want it, but I don't trust women any more.

Fine, be a tease and a flirt. Show off when nobody but me is looking. Lead me on to make yourself feel sexy. I'm not going to make that move again. My mental scars won't let me. Yeah I'm bitter and jaded.

I'll shower and think of the 'what if', and I'm not really sorry I walked away when your eyes begged me to keep going. Other women like you have ruined me. I'd love to ravage you and make you walk funny tomorrow, but my scars won't let me. I don't trust the tease.

If you want me, you have to work for it like a guy has to. You're not the first that's led me on, and every other time has gone badly for me. I don't want that experience again.

You want me to lick you? Show me and pull me to your lips. Put my mouth on your nipple while you grab my dick, and maybe he'll come out to say hi. If you unzip.

My trust is gone. Too many last-minute "oops we went too far, now I'm gonna yell and run away" moments for me to believe you want this.


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191,990 Mental illness is no joke. Sometimes when you lose someone, it doesn't always mean that they died. It took me years to cope with the loss. I'll never be over it. The memories are all I have.


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191,989 I had one of those. She's a fat skank. Dude wouldn't man up they called the cops. I hope someone gives that skank an oj special. But I got videos I'm releasing and other stuff. New guy a fat. Scared bitch. I'll catch hm soon. But thug life shit now since he wouldn't square up. U hear me sk. I'm also going after ur family


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191,988 My wife cheated on me with several men. But one in particular takes the cake, he knew he was breaking up a family but continued the affair with her and also condoning and supporting her behavior with others. He doesn't know it yet, but he and his wife will be paying for my downpayment on my new home.Payback's a bitch.


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191,987 There are people who really have secrets and there are those whose secret is how judgmental they are of others. So many are secret pervs, so many who are secretly longing for real love, so many who are secretly livid because they think themselves superior and yet others are living just as well. Then there are the secret survivors... Who have survived near death, burglary, rape, fear, and more and still manage to land on their feet. That is my secret.

I have learned enough that everyone has secret vices and problems and though you have to choose who to spend time on, no one is above anyone else.

I am just happy to have someone whose life is better with me than without me and who makes my life much less lonely than it was. With whom we both can say Hey! I have an idea...! and it isn't met with silence or discouragement. Adventurers,

The secret I have kept from myself is that while I sometimes miss the old life, it did not produce the kind of satisfaction that I so very much needed and wanted. I am doing so much more than merely existing and I am not doing it alone. The old was familiar and this is new territory for me. I now have found my own internal emotional resources and don't need them from others, which is where I used to get them from.

I wish everyone who is dissatisfied with their lives finds the bravery to change it in this new year. Some are forced into it through various means, but it is better when one can find the bravery to do it on their own. Don't let anger burn you alive. Peace.


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191,986 So far from what I been reading here , it seems the Nick guy is a drug dealer, with a son , a girlfriend on the side, and it's on welfare? Oh , man it seems drama follows this Nick guy , and his side girlfriend seems a little crazy .  My secret I used to look down on people like this but as I got older I just realized everyone has problems and some kind of drama, there's no such thing as the perfect family and money doesn't buy you happiness.


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191,985 You bullied all us cousin's that's why we never liked you. We always knew you would be one them kids on the block that became a fucked up druggie, who supports a druggie and dumps they kids off on eryone.Pretty fucked up try to molest and breastfeed my cousin. You one sick twisted meth head!

Christine


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191,984 Barbara Ann so much fucken evil, malice, hate, judgmental, ridicule, gossip, jealousy you have towards others. 2018 will be no differentsweetheart. You pretentiously try to work on your "outward" appearance. As though that can mask the fucken UGLY within! You'll always be a negative phony sour insecure fake ass person. Wonder why nobody can love you? Well
Look at what you send out foo. What you put out you get back in return snake! You're rotten and toxic.No matter what you accomplish or who you fuck, you're ugly anyway filled with so much fucken HATE and jealousy. My fb Nick tells me all about your childish fucken behaviors. He loaths you, yet stays because of his son. His whole family can't stand you because all you do is bring drama and negativity. Talk shit on social media about everyone, yet smile in their faces. Couldn't live with my fucken self either. We are starting to believe you were behind his sister's death to. My best friend is miserable because of what he wrestles with in his fuckenhead now because of it. You pushed my bf to become that addict he never wanted to become!This is why he would rather jerk off to my pix foo then to be with your manipulative negative drama queen sorry ass.

Sammy ;)


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191,983 This new year I will be reporting you as a druggie poor excuse of a low life piece of shit. You and your boyfriend. You welfare losers. I've got plenty of evidence including pictures. Can't wait to see your mug shot plastered everywhere. Oh the price one must pay once karma bites them in the ass.
;) Two-face!

Happy New You!


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191,982 You always want to copy everything that people do! You're so unoriginal and so fucken annoying, Go fuck your self all the way into next year "princess hoe"


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191,980 I've lost all my motivation trying to please my mother. I think she tries living her life through mine.

Blanchard 28


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191,979 My heart is divided into three parts- I still long one from the past, I ache for the one I am with and am so strongly connected to another that I cannot understand why I did not choose her when I had the chance.

Understanding what it all means is baffling on the best of days.


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191,978 My husband don't love you! Homewrecker!


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191,977 I was a narcissist for Halloween once. I went dressed like my dad.


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191,976 For Halloween this year at the school where I work,  the students had a costume contest.  One sophomore wore a baseball hat with a leaf taped under the brim, so it dangled down in front of his face.

When asked what he was, he pursed his lips and let out a puff of air.

The leaf swung up a little and then settled back down again.

He said, "I'm a leaf blower."

He won.


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191,975 As a personal virtue and for the sake of integrity.
I hate gossip. I will not gossip of any sort in2018. I will stand for the rights of others. I will not speak anything negatively about anyone behind their backs unless it's written. In my world my unrealistic world. Only I get to lie, speak against others non directly. In my mind if it's none verbal it shouldn't matter. I don't know what's worst verbal or non verbal gossip? I'm the biggest hypocrite. Everything I say I despise or look down on in others. I tend to do. I don't know why I'm like this? I need therapy! Help ;))


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191,974 I compete with others in order to get praise or recognition. I do this for attention or out of jealousy. Mainly because I was raised by a judgmental mother. I'm hoping that I will be nothing like her 2018.

Virginia


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191,973 I fucken love him  you will never come between us babyy princess. Who you think fucken talks him out of snorting coke to his fucken death bitch. I might be his ex or to you a fucken next. But he will never be able to settle with your cheating ass. He does it all for his son. All for his son. Remember that okay next time you kick him the fuck out. He will always come running to me. Kick rocks hoe his mom loves me and all his family think you are nothing but drama!

Nick's Chick ;)


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191,972 My best thoughts are when I think of you...


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191,970 So i guess this game of urs telling ur cousin or whatever that u deleted me before u did havent talked to her u said he wont send my message and now u want my privacy fucked more like what ull even look if i post for u gamer fuck off but i love u some friend even heard ur voice and face spiralling out of our window dizzy on the floor remember u sang to me no privacy give me more problem i am transitioning to a place and fuck this shit if my shit sells its hers has her own bindings they dont suit me i tell her a nightmare about a corsette feeling someone plank walks me to then pinch pinching me saying drive drive the pumpkin carriage and i WILL TRY but ... also the feeling of wanting back underwater to breathe with zombies and i chose this u chose not to help? No i did i guess... i love her so much i know she will leave me if i cant make something of myself and i LOVE you but how many times u sang that what am i talking about how was i to know... i did but there are reasons and messages unsent and undelivered and i guess ud assume no one else may be needing help not me my first love my everything... u want a game ur not getting one... u want private shit all out and looking like shit or something.. thats me but i dont tell ppl who tell me after im like shes a great poet he says shes not.. told him u blocked me before u did or is he shit guess we cant talk so sorry i couldnt help u???? Like u dont know what it feels like and things i cant say now at all for the better???? SHE FUCKIN MATTERS GAMES DONT AND IF I AM THIS SHIT GAME I MUST STOP... IF UR NOT A FRIEND THEN UR NOT A FRIEND EITHER. Im not mad but i just cant even have a friend she doesnt see this means im honest i say i am hers i am sorry no one gives u enough because has a lot to care about and support..


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191,969 I haven't ejaculated in a woman's mouth in 20 years. Dating was more fun than being married.

PS - I don't understand why women don't like a guy cumming in their mouth. I suck on a woman's pussy and savor all the many juices and flavors.  Don't women feel guilty not returning the favor?


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191,968 When I was younger I used to laugh condescendingly at people with artificial Christmas trees. They are so tacky.

Now I'm the held of a household. This year my fresh cut tree cost me $110. That's outrageous. I keep the tree for ten days and then out it goes. It's certainly not bringing me $110 worth of joy.

So next year I'm going the artificial tree route. It makes much better economic sense.

Slowly, inch by inch, I'm becoming everything I mocked.


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191,967 I had one girlfriend who would always swallow. She wasn't very good at giving head. She never used her hands, but head is head, right, annnd she always swallowed.


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191,966 You're proud of being a whore! So what else is new?

S.Z


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191,965 Rebecca is an 18 year old Asian girl and starts college in a few months.  She's been thinking about going to the school that I work right next to.  Since I learned that, I've been entertaining this fantasy.  I let her know that I work right next to where she is, and if she ever needs anything, let me know.  She messages me one day and asks if I could come over at noon to help her with something.  I walk over, knock on her dorm door, we smile and say hi, and she lets me in.  As I'm talking to her, my eyes see a huge dildo next to her bed.  I say, "Holy shit!" and grab it while she tries to take it from me.  "Is this yours??"  She blushes and says, "Yes."  I tell her, "Don't be embarrassed, everybody does this stuff but never admits it.  I watch porn and whack off all the time.  It's normal." But then I ask her, "But my god, you're only 4-foot 9, and this thing is huge!  How is it even possible for you to use this?"  "Well..," she smiles, "a girl has needs, you know?"  "But doesn't it hurt?"  "Nah, I'm used to it" she smiles.  And then I look at her and back at the dildo and say, "This is the hottest thing I think I've ever seen," as she smiles back at me, and add, "oh, no... holy shit... looking at your toy with you standing there has really turned me on... this is wrong, this is bad, and I should probably leave and go home and jerk off.  I'm sorry."  But then she stops me and says, "But I need your help.  Don't go."  "Yeah, but I can't stand her and help you while I have a giant boner going down my leg.  It isn't right and I won't be able to concentrate."  Rebecca looks down at my crotch and says, "Maybe there's something I can do about that and help you out?"  And then I just eat her pussy and we fuck for a few hours.

Thanks, CC.  I needed to get this off my mind.  I sure hope she picks that school.


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191,964 At last, my relatives are gone.  I've jerked off once in the last week.  I managed to sneakily rub one out on Wednesday morning, but it wasn't like one of those times when I'm alone in the house and can do it to porn or to a Facebook pic of a female friend of mine.  My balls drain out when I jerk off like that.  I can't wait until the kids are in bed!


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191,963 I'm so tired of female hormones!

Yesterday she was upset. She thought this girl was hitting on me, so she said and did things to call attention to herself in awkward ways. The green eyes were out in force. She interrupted, she made a point of announcing me as being her man, and generally made everyone uncomfortable. She gave us dirty looks. We went to bed mad.

Today? Ha! She said she was PMSing. Then she acted upset that this other girl and I were staying far apart. She insisted we talk and hug. She pushed the girl into my arms. She rollled her eyes and looked confused, asking if we weren't friends anymore.

This is probably a big part of why I have so few female friends.


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191,962 When I was in high school a guy came to school the last day before Christmas break with mistletoe on his hat. All the girls kissed him. He was a genius.


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191,961 Good luck marrying one of these angry women who wants to complain about everything from sexism to mistletoe to harassment!!!
It will only get worse once you're married


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191,960 I'm a gamer and I always have been, but I'm not as good as my male friends at the things we play together. I feel like a failure as a representative of my gender.


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191,959 If I had told my wife my sexual history, she would have never married me.  I used to organize swing parties, first with a girlfriend, and later on my own once I was known in the community.  Trips to swinger resorts, crazy orgies at my place and in hotel rooms.

Used to Dom.  Had my own set of floggers and restraints and a loyal following.

Lied about never having been to Vegas when we met.  Uh, yeah.  I had been to Vegas plenty.  For a couple years, I was at the Red Rooster every 2 or 3 months.

Burned out, met my wife and fell in love.  Now I am in a sexless marriage where licking my nipples is too perverted for her.

- M 46, wishes he had been honest with himself


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191,958 I collect $221 cash aid plus $192 in food stamp benefits each month. I have a smart phone (Obama phone) from the government with unlimited calls, text, email and data. It doesn't cost me a penny. Section 8 pays all but $13 dollars of my $1025 rent for my nice one bedroom apartment. I go to a local food bank each week and receive bags of free groceries. This is just temporary until I start collecting SSI benefits. Why should I work? Instead I just kick back and let taxpayers like you pay for my livelihood.


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191,957 The secret trick to taking one of those timed online IQ tests is to not do the harder questions. Skip them. The test always has too many questions. You can't answer them all. Some are easy like "Green is to tree as ______ is to sky." It only takes a second to answer. Whereas other questions take much more time, like "Sally was three times Bobs age three years ago, but only twice as old as Bob today...." Skip it. It takes too long to answer. You are wasting valuable time that could be used on the easy questions. If you get 37 out of 50 right you are in the 99% range.So skip the hard ones. Move on to the easy ones and you will finish over 40 of the 50 questions and look like a genius.


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191,956 When I'm giving a guy a blow job I'm mostly thinking about how I want it to be over.


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191,955 I'm desperate to be liked. So I create fake profiles on social media and then put likes on my own pictures or statuses. In order to make people believe I'm liked. I think something is wrong with me. I may need a therapist for 2018. I sometimes think demons are following me but in reality it's my dog boo boo.


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191,954 Nobody really cares.


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191,953 951 I don't do meth but I do coke when I'm out  in Vegas. My secret: my wife don't know I've done it with her cousins. Meth is weak!


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191,952 I have mental issues. I just sold a house to myself.

Beanie


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191,951 People who are on meth will stay up for hours arguing. That’s what meth makes you do. Argue with everyone. You take neutral statements as hostile. One time I was high with my friend. And I told her “ya know what’s interesting? Meth can make a person take a neutral statement as hostile.” And she responded “what the fuck is that supposed to mean!” Angrily. You can’t make this shit up. We had a good laugh about that one. And then started arguing again. Don’t do too much of that shit


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191,950 My secret is I'm thinking of poisoning my mother. Gradually so nobody can tell. She ruined my life. She taught me that it's okay to lie. She taught me that it was okay to withhold things and lie to my father. She ruled in my favor every time I did anything remotely negatively wrong or lied. It has now ruined my life. It's become so compulsive I can't tell when I'm lying or not. If she dies my boyfriend and I can move because she's left us an inheritance.My secret is I just lied about that and need help. I need a therapist. She is part of the reason why I never could be happy in my life.

She's only became part of the factor on why I cut. She talks shit about me to my father about my parenting, she secretly creates chaos in order to turn my father against me. She reminds me so much of Gypsy Rose from documentary. The mother who Blanchard had killed. She loved her daughter for all the wrong reasons. I despise how she's manipulated me for so long. With her lies of story telling. And has made me crippled enough to always need her.

Mommy Dead And Dearest



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191,949 My marriage is a complete failure.  Withholding sex leads to cheating, but I'm not going that route.  I did't get married to cheat, so I'm leaving before I do that.  Sex was the only problem we had, but it ended our marriage.  I should have known a sporadic sex life before marriage didn't mean it would be better after the wedding.  It's worse.  I made  huge mistake, which I am about to correct.  A sexless marriage, or one where sex is used as a weapon or manipulation tool kills love.  I still love my spouse, but not enough to stay; I m no longer "in love," and I really didn't know that could happen.  But it did.  


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191,948 Boy toy will never love you the way you say he ought to. Sweetheart didn't mamma ever teach you anything about morals?
You act like a hoe, get treated like a thot!
Can't turn a thot into a housewife. ;)




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191,947 940 I'm straight pimping. I'm on welfare, white male, live in a suburban area. Drive a nice car and neverheld a steady job. Your point is? Not my fault nobody will hire me.


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191,946 707, you sound like me 20 years ago. Unless that passion can support him financially, keep walking. Trust me. If it can, I'm jealous of you


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191,945 The feeling of happiness:
A new pack of smokes
A new 6-pack of beer
A new bottle of scotch
A new set of porn downloaded
Going to bed drained, lit, and stumbling.

The next feeling of relief:
I got 2 packs of smokes
Still got a beer and 1/3 bottle for breakfast

Then coffee to sober up and enjoy the rest of my weekend sober. I like to get fucked up. I look forward to it all week. I'm blessed but not usually happy. My night of 'me time' is the highlight of every week.


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191,944 Last night in Wichita, an unarmed father of 2 was shot to death inside his home after answering the door in a botched police swatting raid (wrong address).

Just another day at the office, serving and protecting our families. Way-to-go guys!


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191,943 I want to be invited to more weddings. But I don't want to give any gifts. Lol


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191,942 When we were on vacation in Disney World my husband and I fucked in one bed while our children were sleeping in the other bed. I have to admit I feel a little guilty. We probably shouldn't have done it.


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191,941 I left my panties in my boyfriends car once. After we did a line and smoked a bit we went on round two and fucked some more. Kicker his son was in the back seat watching. ;)




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191,940 I secretly  look down on people who are on welfare.
Either  they're fat, white, dirty or lazy. Or just maybe all of the above.


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191,939 My kids have had frozen pizza three times in the last two weeks. You know why? Because it feeds the whole family for less than $8.00. My kids love it! And they were super excited all three times. I feel guilty for feeding them unhealthy crap. It is going to be 35 days until I get a decent paycheque. I hope it won't be longer than that. Then we will be able to afford to healthy it up a bit. I hope.


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191,938 What I look forward to each day in order of how much I like it,

1) morning latte
2) getting a text
3) pooping
4) lunch
5) breakfast
6) leaving work
7) talking to my neighbor Rob
8) a warm shower
9) getting into my pjs
10) nightly orgasm

#10 would probably be higher if I had a boyfriend to help me.


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191,937 In my house we cook every meal. We have a balance of meats and vegetables and fruit. In my sister's house every meal is frozen food cooked in the microwave. Her kids eat burritos and pizza. I don't think my sister has ever put a pot on the stove and cooked a healthy meal.

My kids are healthy and happy. Her kids are fat and miserable. Just saying.


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191,936 My husband is away for this New Year's weekend to watch football halfway across the country. I've been invited to a party. I'm going. I will dance and drink and fuck someone. Some lucky fella is going to get some.


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191,935 I'm so fucking high right now! I called in sick at work so I could stay home and take some Vicodin. Now I'm going to watch movies all day. Life is good.


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191,934 Y'all hate women so much lmfao


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191,933 Gentlemen, I hate hearing about your bad wife stories. Good women are out there (like me!). I'm shy is all. I don't hang out at bars. I don't go to wild parties. But I exist and I'm eager to be a good wife. (I'd swallow if given the chance.) Come find me already!


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191,932 Every time I see a fat person eating, I think "Yeah, stuff your disgusting mouth you pig" Health issues aside, it's absolutely disgusting. This new fad where fat women are supposedly beautiful, and encouraged to let their fat hang out is pure comedy. Everyone is thinking the same thing. They may SAY to their face that they're beautiful and big is sexy, but in reality they're laughing at them.


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191,931 I don't understand why all women don't swallow. It's a huge turn on for your man, so, as a result, a turn on for me.


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191,930 Of course it's a secret because we just couldn't ever say this in public, but I look down on firemen. they think they are so God and most of them are whores that go around just getting laid when they don't even have a real job.I could walk into a fire in one of those high-tech fire suits! You're not fooling me assholes


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191,929 For the first time in a long, long time a woman wanted to blow me until I came in her mouth.  I am not used to a woman wanting to do that for me.  This woman is beautiful and she is the best cock sucker I have ever been with.  She went to work and I watched her sexy face and black hair as her head bobbed up and down on my cock.  I then came hard, a lot, and she drank every drop.  Damn, damn, damn.

There is nothing sexier than a woman who wants to swallow every bit of your cum.


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191,928 I had a fight with my daughter defending my grand daughter. The fight ended with my daughter leaving with my grand daughter. I had had enough of her bullying and  couldn't let it go any more. Now my grand daughter said that I shouldn't have got involved and doesn't want to have anything to do with me. That is what hurts the most. Living with the heartbreak doesn't make it feel like it was worth it.


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191,927 The other day him and his chick argued and he left. Yup we fucked. I snagged his heart the minute I accepted his mother. I'm not a snobby goodie fucken spoiled little princess who think they fucken better than everybody that's why.
His mother loves me. Mother approved! ;)




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191,926 Done talk to my fb. He's been my on and off boyfriend for years. He's with his son momma now. Even though he don't have love for her. But he loves his son enough to not let him go. He's  my fucken fuck buddy and I don't mind. So happy that we get to fuck in his car during his lunch brakes.
He did some good deals this year so he fucken hooked me the fuck up with lots of gifts for me and my daughter. Love you Nick
My fucken secret is I went Christmas shopping with him and we used all his drug money to shop. He fucken handed me 5 fucken Gee's to hold for him. He know I hold him down that why. So he said I can use a thousand to buy what ever the fuck I wanted.


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191,925 I secretly look down upon people that sell crap on Facebook as part of a pyramid scheme. They all promise it’s not a pyramid scheme but let’s be real. It is.


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191,924 I am gonna hook up with this 480lb guy and let him get on top and fuck me. I will also make sure to swallow all the cum out of his cock too. I am normally a straight dude but this idea with this guy turns me on so much...

30M


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191,923 I don't really like my dog. He can be annoying.


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191,922 I haven't ever stopped missing you for even one second.  I've just learned I can have a good life while I miss you.  

I'm sure you are my soulmate.  Maybe we will figure it out next lifetime.


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191,921 I am the greediest person with food. If we did not agree to split, I will NOT OFFER you any. I rarely offer people any.It is my food.

Not sure why am I this way... must go back to when I was a child and my brother would finish all the good food before I can get to it.


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191,920 I dont care anymore. I guess thats what you wanted to begin with.


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191,919 I want him. I can't help it. My blood pumps when I see him.
I'm married, and "he" is our friend's son, who is 17!
I'm ashamed, but I crave him. I masturbate to him.
If he made a move, I'd fuck him. He's beautiful.
Maybe when he's 18, I'll try. I'm already working out more.
For him.


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191,918 I completely thought the site was down and it bummed me out.  I just put in the cavecanum.com and it is back!  My shortcut went to the old page.  Thanks Cave!


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191,917 CC++  :) !


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191,916 I have a job interview in two hours. I'm so nervous.


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191,915 She did it again. My wife, she wiggled her way out of sex. We haven't done it in I don't know, probably a year or more. She says this is perfectly normal for a couple in their late thirties. She says none of her friends are having sex with their husbands. Which I don't believe. And besides who cares what her friends are doing in their bedrooms.

But yesterday she wanted me to take her to dinner at an extremely expensive restaurant. I said we couldn't afford it. She said she'd give me sex if I took her. I said I didn't believe her because she has promised sex many times before and wiggled out of it. She said this time would be different. I said alright, I'll take her to dinner but she has to have sex before we go out. She said no, she'll do it immediately after we get home. I said no deal. She said she swears on the bible and her children's graves that we'll do it after dinner.

I took her out. We came home. She snuck into bed and immediately fell asleep. This morning I pointed out her broken promise. She blew up saying she couldn't have sex last night because it was late and she had to get up early today. I said what about today right now. She says she's too busy.

She has no honesty in her. And I'm too trusting. I hate who she is. I hate my marriage. I hate my life.


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191,914 I've noticed the same thing about he cops in my town.  They all have nice cars and big houses.  But my friend who was an honest cop just had a very modest home.

Come on, people.  We know they're stealing the money they find in drug raids.  They're every bit the cheats we know they are.

But honestly, I don't know if I wouldn't do the same thing.  I have a family to support.


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191,913 It's good to know that after 15 years of being together we can still have mind blowing, porn worthy, orgasm inducing sex! Yes man! Thank you babe for making me cum so much and enjoying the view of me swallowing your cum!

F/38 Happily married


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191,912 My husband found out that his estranged father's girlfriend suddenly died from a brain aneurysm. What does my husband have to say about it? "I hope he really loved her." For real, fuck that guy.


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191,911 Happy birthday Suzanne..... from "An Old Friend"


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191,910 Yesterday, I was standing behind her while she changed her nephew's diaper, and she looked up at me behind her, rubbing her head on my junk. Then again. And again. She had to know. Ten minutes ago, She made sure I could see down her shirt.

I'm not sure what to do with this.


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191,907 A few months I read a flyer left on my mailbox, it was one of my neighbors who lost their son due to sucide and in his honor they were setting some kind of foundation on their native country ( India) .  While I felt bad about their son's loss there no way I'm ever going to donate money to a foundation where I don't known where the money goes.  I know especially in foreign countries where the money goes to greedy politicians or other people on power and the people who really needs it only get the crumbs .  I honestly think a lot of these fundations and charities get run by untrustworthy people including some in this country.  Seriously, where all the money goes ?


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191,906 Tonight I had an overwhelming desire to kill myself. I have for a while now. I live with a chronic, debilitating pain condition the docs cannot cure. It is wrecking my life.

I am around family to I went to a chat suicide hotline. I waited for an hour as my time spun down. I was in popping in and out of that window and it literally went from 10th in line to next within 30 seconds. I hit the link to open chat window and it said it was unable to connect. I did it twice for 2 hours.

Now I am so angry that I wasted all this time (oh, great, you cannot even do fre suicide hotline right you dolt) as well as outrage (what kind of outfit is this?) that it got me out of wanting to kill myself.

well played.


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191,905 I often ponder how my life would be today if I'd made a significantly different choice seven years ago.

  Words to live by from this moment on.


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191,904 I'm in this hibernating/bender mood.  All I want right now is to have a guy over to drink, fuck, and watch netflix all day in that order.  :)

F/28


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191,903 Better to die and sleep then never wake and sleep. Than linger on and dare to live when the souls life is gone. Now I'm ready. Before new years at midnight I will be ready to end it finally.


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191,902 I honestly wonder what life will be like after the bombs.


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191,901 I don't like small business owners. This lady is on the news reminding people to shop small business because she owns a little shop. Well, her hair and clothes look like she's in a much better financial situation than me. Let's see, Wal Mart allows me to keep $ in my pocket, while small business owners want more of my cash in their pocket so they can afford a good dye job.


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191,900 *#* My wife (68 yrs. old) smokes e-cigs and hides it from me.  I don't care if she smokes. If she hides the small things what else is she hiding.   ???


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