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192,299 Why do some men still feel it necessary to openly complain that they can't make women uncomfortable anymore? "Well you can't do/say that nowadays..." Like why are you complaining about that?? Just don't and move on! Find other ways to express yourself. You can do it. We believe you can. You complain about everything being "too PC." You want to act like it's not OK to not be OK with hurting feelings? Then fuck YOUR feelings.


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192,298 I experienced my first period while on the playground in 6th grade. Everyone noticed. To put it mildly, I was embarrassed as could be.

I think about this whenever I see a school playground.


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192,297 I hear through friends how my daughter is dating a boy. It makes me sad she didn't tell me. I want my daughter to feel it's okay to confide in me. I feel like I've failed to be a good parent who she can trust.


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192,296 You can keep the picture perfect, happy family mirage you post all over Facebook. I'm still fucking your husband.


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192,295 Sam's club has 660 stores, and they close 24 of their lowest performing stores. Wal mart has 1.5 million hourly employees in,the USA. Yep, it's the end of the world, the bonuses mean nothing.


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192,294 I've forgotten what it's like to have sex with someone other than my husband. I miss the thrill. I want to feel that again.


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192,293 The best sex I’ve ever had was a one night stand with a friend of my friends’. It was mindblowing. He told me he wanted to do it again even though he normally doesn’t hook up again with one night stands. I didn’t take him up on it because I don’t really like going after a guy for sex and because I didn’t want to risk a lackluster round 2 overshadowing the awesome first time! It was THAT good.

Not long ago at a party, he was there and noticed I was too. I overheard him being asked about where his girlfriend was, and he loudly denied having a relationship with her that was anything serious. He looked right at me when he said it.  This seemed to be confusing news to everyone who was listening. He approached me later and made a suggestion to leave together, but I had lost interest by that point completely. Nice try, dude. I’m not interested in being your side piece, nor am I interested in banging a guy who Is a total jerk. That turns me off, no matter how good the sex was in the past. Our friends don’t know anything about the previous hookup, and no one could explain his bad mood for the rest of the night. Ha ha!


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192,292 I think it would be so cool if I met a celebrity but didn't recognize them off the bat and we hit it off and then started dating. Dont most celebrities date fans?? LOL If only.
But a girl can dream.
31/F/NY


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192,291 I despise the smell of cigarette smoke. Like, who smokes nowdays after knowing what it does to you? Yes, I look down on smokers. It's a disgusting habit that hurts the ones around you. Just put the damn things down


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192,290 It does nothing for me when I guy sucks on my nipples. It's a bit of a turn off. Babies suck on nipples. Is the guy thinking he's a baby? I don't want to be having sex with a baby.


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192,289 From Business Insider: Walmart is abruptly closing several Sams Club stores and laying off thousands of workers.

The money for raises and bonuses sure isnt coming from the Miracle Tax Cuts.


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192,287 When I was in high school I was a shy awkward kid. In my senior year, amazingly enough, I got myself a girlfriend. There was a problem though, her mother didn't like me. She thought I wasn't worthy of her daughter. She would make rotten comments to me all the time.

"Why don't you find another girl to date -- someone more like you -- you know, trailer trash."

She was mean. I brushed it off back then, but it affected me. To this day, when I'm dating a woman, I still feel a tinge of inadequacy, like I'm not good enough. It weighs down the relationship. It's probably why I've never married a woman. Side note, I have never gone so far as to meet a girlfriend's mother ever again.


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192,286 Yesterday morning I literally shit my pants before I could get back home from taking my kid to school. When I walked into my house and towards the bathroom, shit was running down my leg. I had on baggy pants so it got onto the floor. At the time I didn't care, because I was simply concerned with getting to the bathroom as quickly as possible. After it was all over, and I showered off, I went back through to clean up the poo that was on the floor. I walked into the foyer to find my dog eating it. Eww. But thanks for cleaning it up, Shelby!


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192,285 I look out over the assembly of students and wonder which ones are being molested. Makes me sad I don't know and can't intervene.


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192,284 A married woman told me that her husband is sick and when he dies she's coming to be with me !!
I can't imagine a worse thing to say.  she's sitting there acting concerned for him yet planning to screw another guy!


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192,283 Recently I've been having these little seizure moments. It lasts for a few seconds where it feels like a surge of electricity is rushing through my brain. I've also had bouts of dizziness and headaches. This can't be good. I'm thinking it is a growing brain tumor.


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192,282 My wife is killing me. A few days ago I asked her not to spend so much on unnecessary things. Since then she got her hair done, she bought potted plants, she hired a personal trainer, she went out to dinner, and she bought a new blouse. It's like she's intentionally doing the opposite of what I asked. I hate being married.


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192,280 My nose looks like a males body part. Even if I lost weight. My face couldn't even make up for it.


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192,279 I am up beat, kind, friendly, and have a big heart. I don't like people who lie, cheat, or steal. Someone who takes advantage is selfish, and weak.
But then again I'm hypocritical, judgmental, a cheat and stole Christmas gifts.
I'm also borderline multi personality disorder. With the worst case of narcissism. My secret is I think I need therapy.


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192,278 My favorite movie is Girl Interrupted.
I can relate to Murphy. Especially the part where her dad buys her love to keep her mouth shut.
Choke the chicken?


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192,277 I started snorting coke at sixteen seventeen. Many family members know this and talk about this amongst themselves. They know that I'm a druggie.
But my parents don't have a clue.


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192,276 When I was a teenager, I went to bible camp. There was a bad storm one day so everybody had to stay in the main lodge and watch a movie. The washrooms were in a separate building across a field. Another girl and I went out to the washrooms and on our way back she said something about the movie and I answered back with "well at least we don't have to sit around and read the bible."  As soon as I said that, there was a jarringly loud clap of thunder and bright lightning. We both instinctively hit the ground. We were convinced that we had almost been struck by lightning. It was one heck of a "coincidence."

It wasn't until more than ten years later when I was almost struck by lightning for real that I realized it wasn't even close. That time it struck a tree about 15 feet away from me and broke it in half and petrified the sap. It was blindingly bright (I actually had my eyes closed at that instant and I was incredibly thankful for that) and it was deafeningly loud. One of my ears didn't stop ringing for about 12 hours after that.

I'm incredibly lucky to have experienced that and not been injured or worse.



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192,275 I'm secretly proud of myself. A few friends and I were talking, and they stupidly turned it into yet another political discussion. I accidentally said out loud what was in my head, and it was the same type of thing I think about every other time they get political (which is a lot).

I didn't mean to say it, but it slipped out. They shut up instantly. I didn't hide or run, try to take back my words or apologize for them. I said what I feel, and I stand by it, and I felt emboldened to say a few more relevant things since nobody else was talking.

I still couldn't stick around, I needed to hide, but look brave and strong while doing it. On my way out, I turned around. I said, "you all think it should be required to support 'xyz', and you insist that I change my way of thinking, speaking, acting, and many parts of my life, just because my existance makes you, or another person I don't know, uncomfortable."

Three steps later, I looked at each of them individually to say "fuck you", then to a group, "as loud as you bitch about your views, turn it around. If I said you were required to change core tennants of who you are to make me happy, how much louder would you bitch? Fuck you all. And I'll see you tomorrow."

BAM. Owned it. Finally shut them up about stupid politics. Finally spoke my mind without the fear of their pious attitudes and virtue signaling. If my friends insist on talking about politics, I'm gonna have to get new friends. I even know how to do it. They act like the label, but they say if I ever call them a SJW,  they won't talk to me again. Maybe that's healthier for me.

But I'm still proud of what I did today. I was sick of their shit.


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192,273 We older men stop "wanting" younger women about the time we realize we can pay other younger women for sex.

Be flattered if an older man flirts with you.  


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192,271 I want to see my husband masturbate. I asked him. He said no.


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192,270 You were in my dream last night, and it felt so fucking amazing to see your face, and hear your voice.
Oh, how I miss you. S2


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192,269 I am scared to leave my secrets, because people can openly judge me now.


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192,268 The first thing I'm going to do when my divorce goes through is call my wife's close friend and take her to lunch. The friend is delightful. We've always had chemistry, but never acted on it because of my wife. Well those days of restraint will soon be over...  


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192,267 You told your wife she is too fat to fuck. Well I am the one fucking her now. Btw her fat body is very fucking sexy. You are missing out  ;)


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192,266 I’m starting to think that I will never get laid again. :(


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192,264 I don't eat oreo cookies anymore. I have a vague memory from I don't know, it was probably about 10 years ago. People were coming over. I was running late and had to suddenly clean the house. There was a open plastic package of Oreo cookies on the dining room table. In desperation I shoved them in a draw of the dining room cabinet. We all have one one of these dining room cabinets which we never use. The top drawer has place mats, but the bottom drawer is empty. That's where I put the oreos, in the bottom drawer.

I totally forgot about them and they sat there for years.

When I finally had reason to open the drawer, oh I saw the cookies, but there was more. There were maggots. But not your normal maggots. The cookies were so devoid of moisture that the maggots could not develop normally, they were these slowing moving maggots. It was a one of the creepiest things I've ever seen. Maggots moving at a fraction of their normal pace. It was like a special effect in a horror movie. The image is embedded in my brain forever.

The end result, I can't eat  Oreos anymore.


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192,263 I think my wife knows I "play" with her dirty undies. She accused me of it once about a year ago and since then she's been using panty liners everyday. So there's nothing there to play with anymore. I can't actually bring this point up with her tho.


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192,262 I hate this newest use of tech where a computer calls and pretends to be a real person. It's insulting. Do these telemarketing companies not realize we'll figure it out - in like 5 seconds? Really, you don't think we're smart enough to get it that we are talking to a canned voice? That's how little you think of us? Yet you want my money?

I make note of every company, and politician, which uses this technology and promise myself to NEVER deal with them again, even if a real person calls in the future.




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192,261 Dear God, sorry I pissed you off. I don't know what I said to make you angry. I've obviously upset you. So many things have gone wrong for me in the last few years. But whatever it is I've done, I'm sorry. Please forgive me and allow me to have a normal life again.


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192,260 256  - Well said.  I notice my wife and her democratic fanatic family have nothing but hate and venom regarding Trump, but don't comment about how well their investment accounts and 401ks are performing.

I'm sure Oprah or Liz Warren could easily accomplish the same....


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192,259 I tried watching porn on my 75" TV.  Didn't make the experience any better.  It was harder just setting stuff up.  I'm sticking with my laptop.


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192,258 women ghost their entire fucking life because there is too much to say about the absence of a women's senses in a fucking mans own fucking brain


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192,257 I totally get ghosting,  it just makes sense.

Woman ghost because there are just do many men,  what does any of them matter when you 5 others hitting on you?

Men ghost because woman are pretty much NPCs.


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192,256 Do you know the Democrats have been saying the Republican is stupid since Abraham Lincoln?  It is part of their playbook.

A supposedly stupid man is our President.  They are questioning his mental capabilities yet he is running circles around them.  What does that say about them?  The meeting yesterday was fantastic.  He conducted it in front of the press and it was carried live so it would be very difficult for the mainstream media to lie about what went on.

Trump got the Democrats on record to admit they care about immigrants more than Americans.  Hell, during the last election cycle they admitted they did not want the white middle-class male vote anymore, they didn't need it.    He conducted the meeting, proved there is no mental imparity issues, and he got the Dems on record telling us exactly what he wanted.

Just wait until next month.  Wait until people open up their paychecks and see an extra hundred bucks or more in their checks.  Trump has done more for the economy that Obama did in 8.  He eliminated ISIS in a year, something Obama (as a Muslim) did not want to do.  Unemployment is near record lows, manufacturing up, black unemployment the lowest ever, people getting off of welfare, thousands of regulations gone, constitutional judges being put on benches.

Yeah, I will take stupid every single time.  Just like they called Lincoln stupid, Reagan stupid, both Bush's stupid.  


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192,255 229 here...I can see why the guy gets escorts, she’s a pretty major cunt about all things . I’d fuck other people too if I had to live with someone like she.  What a giant holier than though condescending BEEYATCH.


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192,254 I say “one day if we break up..” so often when we discuss the future, because I secretly hope we do break up. I miss my ex.


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192,253 I got married to the man I cheated on you with.

Suicide has been a constant option for me. The hate is that strong. In truth, I know I deserve every last tear I cry, and to feel despair every time I see a photo of you two. I deserve the pain. That hurt will never leave me. Just wish I could sleep through it all.


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192,252 I stare at your photos on Facebook every chance I get. Thank you for adding some posts and photos for the public to see, and huge thank you to all your friends that add updated pictures from more recent times. It makes me feel connected to you somehow, and seeing what you look like now compared to two and a half years ago? My heart aches. I miss you so dearly.
from c.l.t. to r.p.m.


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192,251 I agree that Obama isn't god TRUMP certainly isn't god.. oprah at least more like Obama or BERNIE was supposed to be for sure...next... but.. if I were to be voting oprah against trump it would be because theyre both money ego whores sure.. but instead of oprah let's just think protection of peace and natural life and funding the womens as she had.. at least some investments were made into creating peace and a shift in consciousness... largest mass trance ever under oprah.. it was about equality I'm pretty sure... yes men use money as a slab of meat to hold over billions of hungry starved babies then crush them with it.. puts funding into silencing environmental issues... oprah may not have her views all in order according to me but... try and run for prez if u are environmentalist with some kind of miraculous privilege paired with steady logical caring words.... like... this message is a fart on the fucking wind....


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192,250 While I have never workship celebrities , athletes, musicians etc... Trump lower the bar so low that now just anyone and I mean anyone can run for president and there's a  chance the person will win. Heck even Sarah Palin looks smart compare to Trump . Maybe she can join the party , it already turn into a big joke anyways .  


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192,249 There is something about Oprah that creeps me out. I guess it's her insatiable egotism. She's got her own magazine that features her every month. She's got her own network so she can teach a "master class" like the Buddha sitting on a cushion. Now she's got a line of soups named "O So Good." I mean there's just something spooky about someone who names SOUPS after herself.

Then there's her "expertise" in everything from vaccines to psychiatry to weight loss--Like she's got her doctorate in every field. Unfortunately, about 99% of what she says is either wrong or done just for effect.

But what's even weirder are her hordes of devotees who hang on her every word and action like she was sent from above. It's like watching people drink the Kool-Aid.

So she's gonna run for Prez, huh? Just when you thought there couldn't be anyone worse than Trump? Ai yi yi. It's giving me a migraine headache just thinking about it.


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192,248 Arg. I don't know about this tech world we live in. I applied for a job at a Silicon Valley internet company. First they spoke to me over the phone. I guess it went well because they then wanted me to take a programming challenge. They asked me to create a very complicated application involving many steps. To start, on a server I had capture a stream of data involving real time stock quotes. This was to be written in Java. The quotes had to be sent to a  webpage and displayed realtime in a graph. This was also written in Java, but as a multi-threaded applet. Parameters for the graph could be adjusted by the user in an HTML form I had to create, and when they hit save, the information was first checked for accuracy in Javscript, then sent back to the server where I did heavy duty calculations in Perl before storing it in an SQL database which had to be created on the fly in code. On top of which the user could hit a button to retrieve their customized data which involved the server side Perl code generating  Javscript code which in turn generated HTML and CSS and was returned to the browser. And as icing on this cake, they wanted it to work on both a computer and phone.

You want me to create the universe too?

Anyway. They gave me the challenge on a Friday afternoon and wanted it done by Monday. It took me 33 hours. But I did it. How many different languages did I have to know? Java, Javscript, HTML, Perl, SQL with a sprinkling of CSS. I did it all and I have to say, it was solid work, even elegant.

You know what they said? Nothing. They never got back to me. I waited a week and sent them a polite email.  Nada. I waited another week and sent another email. Still nada.

Like really, is this how it works these days. I put in 33 hours of work and you can't even get back to me to say thanks but no thanks?

Am I missing something in the programming world? I can work through six different languages and I'm to be ignored. Do all programmers know how to do what I did with only an hour's worth of work? I doubt it very much.

I suppose it's a blessing I don't work at a company that has such little regard for their computer people who put in such a large amount of effort.


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192,247 I would vote for Oprah in a heartbeat. Not because she's a celebrity but because she's smart, an activist, can obviously run shit and her values are similar to mine.

Of course I wouldn't know this about her if she wasn't a celebrity.

And of course I would seriously listen to her political platform and that of her opponent before making a final decision.

But yeah... I would totally vote for Oprah.

It doesn't matter though because I'm Canadian. 😜


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192,246 When I was really young, like 5 or so, my mother used to take a yogurt making class. She did it to keep healthy.  She said it was good exercise. I pictured all these moms standing around a giant kitchen counter chopping up strawberries and stirring them into the yogurt. It must have been  exhausting hard work and that's how it kept them so healthy.

It was only when I was older that I realized I had it wrong.... it wasn't a yogurt class..... it was a yoga class.


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192,245 Sometimes I feel this weird negativity from certain people for having high self esteem, like they won't be satisfied until they've dragged me down to their level. Yeah, arrogance is annoying, but so is passive resentment.


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192,244 230, you won the life lotto.let that old stuff go.  YOU WON!  


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192,243 I should have allowed myself to hate you.


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192,241 I once saw a pornographic video with a white man whose testicles were so pink it looked like they had blush on them. It was so odd and disturbing that I couldn't even finish masturbating. Before that, I'd watched some porn with white men, most of whom had obviously hit the tanning bed.

Since then, I've avoided any porn with white guys for fear I'll see the same disturbing image. I think there's a reason tan skin is so popular in porn, especially for men. This is that reason. [shudder]


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192,240 227-So lemme help bud...Having never pulled off the younger girl thing your confidence just isn't where it needs to be yet in order to pull this thing off. Think back to when you were 15...boy was it hard to get laid that first time and the second was a little easier...more you went along the easier it got. Laying back in the weeds won't get you laid bud. Women don't like to be desperately pursued but I have yet to see one that doesn't appreciate a little cat and mouse mixed with the right amount of tension. You will never intrigue her by laying back hoping one day this magic moment will just happen. You must make this happen. When you have the confidence only multiple wins under your belt brings you will stride right in, take command and make short order of her type. Until then you have to employ a few tactics. You must not go right over and ask her out to a one on one date. You must create fun after work events that you can invite her to that doesn't single her out. its a group thing. Hey we are all going to the so and so drop in, we don't bite and bring a friend. You don't tell her how "cool" you are, you let her see it for herself. Always be the guy that holds the keys to turning on the fun. You don't have to be over the top about it, in fact its better to act as if this is just your life. You know living the dream, Never say it...let the actions speak. Once you do this you create social value for yourself. Once you create value she will start to think...gosh this rockstar is only 45, that's not old...the rest is history. If you don't heed my advice you will be the creeper that's her Dad's age. It is all in how it is framed, I could stroll in your office and within weeks have her in the sack. No problem. I do it all the time. I can literally see them laying down their objections almost instantly these days. Once they lay down their objections their panties are next.

43/M married
Current GF 22 and banging her 20 year old best friend on the side.


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192,239 People act sad for me because Im not married. Are you kidding? Im sad for you that you ARE!


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192,238 I have jerked off late at night while sitting on a bench in Central Park in New York City. No one was around to see me. At least I think no one was around to see me. Who knows, I might unknowingly be the star of an online amateur porn video.


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192,237 There is a spot in the southern Pacific Ocean called Point Nemo.  It is the single point on the planet furthest from land, meaning furthest from human beings.

This is where I want to live.


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192,236 I am a liberal democrat and would NEVER vote for Oprah. I am tired of actors, sports figures, multi-millionaire lottery winners, pseudo business people thinking they can run the country like its a talk show or an NBA /NFL game. We do need to change the bullshit Washington approach to our government, but that needs to be done by our younger citizens actually doing community work, studying in school, learning the rights way and the wrong way of treating people. Oprah made a speech, and her Hollywood friends loved it. Tomorrow, Oprahs stock in her companies will rise, making her more money, where she will spend it on new homes, paying her diet staff, and fashions.


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192,235 I have reoccurring dreams about a guy sucking me off. I'm married. WTF?


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192,234 My wife calls me at work every morning to tell me the weather.

"It's a little cloudy here The temperature is in the forties."

It's sad. This is all she can think to say to me.

I don't help her out. I don't ask questions about the forecast or her day. I don't bring up interesting happenings in the news. I let her wallow in her pitiful lack of conversational skills.

We are on the outs. I don't love her anymore. She's been abusive to me. She took advantage of our relationship. She knows I want to leave. She, on the other hand, desperately wants things to go back to the way they were, where I put in the effort to make the marriage work while she acted like a spoiled brat, constantly spending while complaining about everything, especially me.

It came to a head a few  months ago in a big nasty blowout. I told her I didn't love her. I told her I was going to leave her.

At first she was angry, but now she has lapsed into this mode of calling me with the weather report.  I sense she is wanting so badly to talk to me.  But for our entire marriage it was always me generating the reasonable conversation. She has no ability to do so herself. She was riding on my coattails. All she could do is buy herself things and yell at me if I raised an eyebrow. But she knows she can't do that anymore or I will speed up the timetable and leave immediately.

So we are left in this place where I say nothing and she can think of nothing except telling me the weather.

Well I have a weather update for her. It's cloudy and cold and will stay that way until I'm gone.


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192,233 I also don't want the winning of an election to be based on Hollywood star power, instead of intelligence.  I will not not give in to this failing of democracy. There are 300 million people in  this country. Surely there must be one who is neither a TV personality, nor a smooth-talking career politician. There has to be one humble citizen out there with common sense enough to know what the country needs.

I'm very disappointed Oprah wants to run for president. It speaks to her ego instead of what's best for the country.


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192,232 I have to admit it makes me secretly happy to see my ex - she dumped me 20 years ago - living in a run down two family house near the railroad tracks. She could have had a much more care free life, but no, she chose to dump me and ended up living in squalor. It could be she is happy and money doesn't matter to her, but I doubt it very much seeing she is now over 300 pounds. It doesn't tell me she is happy and in love. It says she is miserable and seeks solace in food. I'm glad.


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192,231 I used to be team Logan. Most people were team Dean or team Jess. There weren't many team Logans out there. But I was firmly team Logan.

After A Year in the Life, I'm pissed at Logan. I can't get past it. Now I'm firmly team Jess.


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192,230 I always get a pang of jealousy when I hear about other people's wild sexual exploits. I wanted so badly to do many of those things, but I was the nerd, not the "bad boy" that got all the pretty girls.

My ex-wife told me about some of the stuff she did before we got together, and it made me sad. Not because she had fun being wild, but because she didn't want to ever do those things again. Not with me, I'm the one to settle down with after she was done playing. She wants missionary with me. Her wild days are over, she says. Just once a month, she says. Not too loud, she says.

Every time I see a good girl drooling in the footsteps of a player, I lose more respect for her. I have zero respect for the pussy chasers. None. I enjoy actively making their lives as difficult as possible and seeing them suffer for things they shouldn't have to. They made my life miserable, so turn about is fair play, asshole.

Yeah, I'm bitter. I worked my ass off in schools and in "the trenches" of shitty jobs to get where I am now. I was the nerd, so I got shit on, teased, beat, and ridiculed. Women only wanted to spread their legs for the power players, so shockingly, that wasn't me. Not the me of back then, but it is the me of now.

Now that I own what I do and control what I do, I am that power player. Suddenly, these dried out and used up women dump their now useless "bad boys" on parole or work-release and want me. They don't want fun sex any more, they just lay there and say I can have them. They remember when I wanted them for their looks, but they laughed me off; now they want me for my money and power, and it gives me so much pleasure to laugh and tell them to fuck off. What goes around comes around, bitches. I'll happily pay a sexy hooker a few bills for an hour or so of fun than even see these chicks naked once. They had their chance and wasted it. No remorse.  

Then these same hags complain when I get to finally enjoy that 20-ish hottie, saying I'm a nasty pervert for getting what I couldln't before, and now they're bitter too. But yet it's fine for them to cruise the college bars and find the flavor of the week (I mean the 20-ish stud muffin man-slut), and they get encouraged to express their woman power. And somehow, I'm still the creep for doing the same thing? Yeah, just one more reason to pump-n-dump the vapid blonde hotties.

Take a lesson here parents. And you under 20-30 people, too. Take a peek at who you ditched, and who you're with now. Look at who you laughed at for asking you out. Look at the ones you bullied. Those people may not have the right 'look' you want attached to your arm, or they aren't cool enough, or they aren't rich enough. But I'll bet you that in ten years, a ton of you are going to regret being a shallow asshole, or letting your kids grow up being taught to look up to that kind of crap.

Don't say you weren't warned.

That was my secret, by the way. It gives me a ton of pleasure to give back the attitude I was given. These women were hot back then, and scary now. I know they didn't want me because I didn't represent power and wealth. I know they only want me now because I do. I am OK with being just as shallow and petty. I want beauty and fun, so I'll go to where it is, and I laugh at the tears in my wake. It's bittersweet payback, but it's still payback.


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192,229 So get a load of this right here. I’m at an Airbnb that I rented for 2 days just to get some time away from my parents . I am also an escort as it happens to be. I’ve been in this house before.  I am pretty positive that this nice lady standing here renting out her basement has been out of town while her husband fucked me in this house. Gulp. Well, I reckon seeing him at breakfast will be kinda interesting.


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192,228 I wonder if any of my former girlfriends think about me? We had some amazingly good sex. How do she go from wildness to a boring life in the burbs?  While doing missionary with her accountant husband, her mind must remember the times we did it on the beach, on the roof, in a tree, on a bus, on the Amtrak train with people snoozing all around us, in the bathroom at a party with the door purposefully unlocked, the changing room at Bloomingdales with the curtain intentionally left open an inch so someone could walk by and see...

I'm pretty sure these things are not to be surpassed by the once every two months vanilla sex with your chubby balding middle aged viagra popping spouse.

My fantasy is for one of my exes to make contact so I can rescue her, if even only for a day.  You know where to find me---  


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192,227 I'm 45 and there's this total hottie where I work who's 23.  I've got that "silver fox" thing going and would love to get into one of the steamy older man/younger woman affairs I see going on here all the time in the Cave.

But she never makes eye contact with me.  They few times I've tried saying hi, she just has this scared look in her eyes.  I don't think it's me because it's not like I make excuses to hang around her cube and chat her up.  Maybe when I was younger I'd have done that, but I'm older and wiser now.  I barely acknowledge her.  Last year at this time she was in her last semester of college.  I wonder if she's just overwhelmed being in an office environment and having to work around older male professionals.

But I'm waiting for that opportunity to just get into a conversation with her.... if it ever comes.

Might be a while.


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192,226 I'm an idiot. My kitchen has always been the coldest room in the house. I've been here 12 years and every winter morning was drag, trying to make coffee while the entire room was chilly.

This morning I woke up to water dripping from the kitchen ceiling. A pipe had burst. Fuckity.

I spent a few hours removing the sheetrock, locating the crack in the pipe, cutting out the bad, soldering in the new.

When I was done, I looked further. Why exactly did a pipe burst right there? Why was the kitchen ceiling so cold?

I climbed up into the attack. The kitchen area was only accessible by squeezing through a crawl space. I had never gone to that section of the attic before.

What did I find? There was no insulation on that section of the ceiling. Nothing. The attic has vents to the frigid air outside. The attic floor is suppose to have insulation to stop the cold from getting into the main part of the house, but there was nothing for the area immediately above the kitchen.  This was a new house when I bought it. The builders must have forgotten that section.

I went out and bought insulation. I put it in place. Tonight the kitchen is so wonderfully warm. It's a treat.

But fuck you jerks, I've been paying extra to keep the house warm for 12 years. It probably cost me thousands of bucks. All because the builders didn't do their job correctly. I spit on you lazy assholes.


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192,225 Milk is better in Europe.


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192,224 Oprah for President? Oh please, I'm sure she's a nice lady, but haven't we had enough entertainers running for office. What, she thinks Trump the TV personality is doing a bad job, so Oprah the TV personality is somehow more qualified. I think she wants the publicity, she wants to be in the limelight. It's like a disease with some people. Celebrities scare me. People scare me even more when the vote for the celebrities.  Oprah is qualified to be President why?


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192,223 I had a causal relationship ship with a man once. We weren’t in love with each other, but had decent sex and conversation. We were friends, we would talk sometimes about our lives or hobbies. Politics, the news. We listened to the same kind of music. Sometimes we would spend hours talking.
I became attached to him, in a friendship way not a sexual way or in love with you kind of way. It came to a point where I was sleeping with him just to talk about music and our lives. We were very similar people with similar backgrounds. It was like a male version of myself.
I told him I just wanted to be friends and he was cool with it.
One day we were hanging out, just friends, maybe about 2 months after  we had ended our sexual relationship, and he made a move on me. I told him I wasn’t interested in that. Not because the sex wasn’t good but because I valued our friendship more. Neither of us were in a good place for a serious relationship.
He laughed at me. He told me he didn’t like half the stuff we talked about. He got all that information from my social media (we were connected through people we mutually knew). I had information about my favorite music, books, movies, talked about my political views, my dreams. Shared organic gardening stuff. Stuff about the peace Corp and traveling. Volunteering. Pretty much everything that I loved.
He said he did that just to get in my pants and that he wasn’t interesting in any of that “bullshit.” We are talking about years of him doing this.
I kicked him out of my house, never heard from him again.
It hurt beyond belief. He didn’t have to do that.
I would have slept with him without any of that. I don’t miss the sex.
But I sure do miss the conversation.
He was my best friend for a while.  
I like to tell myself that he was lying because I hurt him when I turned down the sex, but if he was, he would have contacted me.




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192,222 Thumbs UP for the new Cavecanum


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192,221 Lovely another wannabe Facebook.  Really I have been a follower almost since conception of this site and now there is people commenting on people’s secrets. Great, just great.


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192,220 I'm kinda scared to submit my secrets because people can comment and rate it now. Part of why I loved this site was being (mostly) free of criticism


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192,219 Me and a married couple that I've known for years did something crazy. So odd. Never saw it coming.

I went to their party and was the only one to stay the night (I had to drive), so after a few shots during a 3am card game, she took off her shirt and they both wanted to see me play with her. An hour later we were all in bed, and you know what happened next. There were a few more times in the next few months, it was great fun.

I want sooo badly for it to happen again, but I was told I couldn't ever speak of it, or to ask for requests, or initiate. It was one of the coolest things to ever happen to me, and I can't tell anyone, ever. Not even then. Grrr.


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192,218 I'm a 37M, and the family down the road has a gorgeous 18yo daughter. We have been friends for years, and at times we would flirt. She put some effort into it but I had to say no to jailbait. That was difficult. She kept going though.

Now that she's been 18 for a few months, it's like the tap has been turned off. Nothing from her. Age of consent here is 16, but I wasn't pushin my luck. 18 only. Now that's she's an adult, she's totally pulled away.

She said she liked the 'older man' thing, but I guess she wanted the danger factor. Like me going to jail, or an unmarked grave behind her dad's garage if we had hooked up and she said anything.

Obligatory secret:
This newly minted adult woman-child was the last straw. I lost more hope in the female gender because of her. Not this post's stuff but other stuff too.
I firmly believe that by their mid teens, there is a mental switch that flips, or they have mentors to tell them how to use the boobs and pussy as tools and weapons against men.
Sounds harsh, but it's my life experience.


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192,217 We hear all the time about "cougars", the middle-age sexy women, chasing after their young prey (college guys).

Not quite so often we hear about the "silver fox", the middle-aged non-trollish men, getting together with college girls.

What I find kind of funny is that women are encouraged to do it, and everyone seems to think it's cool, both males and females. When men do it, women seem to get grossed out by the thought of a guy having sex with someone half his age.

I don't care, it's just sex, and as long as everyone is of legal age and consents to the act, then why not?

My secret:
For the past 10 years, I attract younger women, but I can't do anything about it. A family man, a professional, banging the 15/yo babysitter? HA, goodbye life. That's all I seem to attract. Mid-teens. I can not allow that to go anywhere. It's never gone as far as a kiss, but they have assaulted me a few times, but whatever.
Even though nothing would come of it, it would make my whole damn year if I found out there was a chance some sexy girl half my age... errr, wait, let me rephrase. It would make my year if I found out there was a chance a woman of sound mental state were interested in a fling, even more so if she were half my age.

Next secret:
I'm not a boring hard-ass at work because I like to be. I hate it.
Because I don't want to risk losing my job and/or career or a sexual harrassment claim because of a flippant phrase or silly joke someone overheard and got offended at, I'm all work when I'm in the office. I don't flirt with women. Hell, I barely talk to them when I'm not required to, because of the ones who over-act and tarnish what actually is harrassment.

Last secret:
Probably at least partially related to the above two things, I can count on one hand the number of times a woman (18+) flirted with me in about ten years. Every time it was someone I've known for a long time, and every time the woman was drunk. That knowledge hurts more than I thought it would.


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192,216 I was such a loner in college. I had “friends” but it just felt like i irritated them. They would hang out together without me all the time and i would pretend i was ok and even preferred to be alone. It seems like hanging out with me was like their act of charity/community service for that week or month. I was so lonely all the time and now i still wonder if my personality is that bad. It sucks that only my family can stand to be around me :(


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192,215 When I was a kid one night, I spent the night at my friend's house.  I slept in his bottom bunk until morning.   When I started waking up, I realized my friend wasn't there.  Instead, his dad was standing there naked watching me.  I opened my eyes all the way.  He yelled, covered up his penis in surprise, and left the room.  I felt a little awkward at the time knowing that adults wouldn't approve of it, but I kind of liked it.  I wished he would have kept going and did sexual things to me.  I still find him sexy.


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192,214 Married Female, age 42, lusting over a 21 year old! I want his neverending hard cock up me, over and over. I will try. I think he will. I want to bathe in his cum.


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192,213 I've had a friend for 44 years. I can't be such a bad guy if someone has remained my friend for so long.


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192,212 My husband doesn't brush his teeth before bed. Yuck.


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192,211 I'm so fucking tired of my wife yelling at me because things didn't go her way.  It snowed. That's not my fault, I don't control the weather. Her car has a flat. I didn't spread nails on the highway. The button came off her coat. I didn't sneak up behind her with scissors. Grow the fuck up! Things go wrong sometimes. Stop yelling at me for it. I need to be rid of this fucked up marriage.  


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192,210 (Cashier) "Hi how are you?
"Im fine, and you?"
"not good"
"oh, why?"
"Well, Cops arrested my boyfriend's Dad at 3am. We live under drug dealers, and there was a fight b/w my dad and my boyfriend, and a shotgun was involved......."

"Ummm, can i order?"


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192,209 I want to fucking tear you apart.


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192,208 Everyone pays the price for theft from a business. Same for folks that go for treatment at a hospital without insurance. The loss gets passed on to other people. Funny how anything can be justified as "it doesn't hurt anyone".


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192,206 I have been stealing from Wal mart almost daily. From what I understand they are greedy af and write it all off on taxes anyway. I know someone who works there, and they say as long as it isn't a big ticket item such as a TV, they really don't give a shit. I've saved myself hundreds of dollars lately lifting from them. It's so incredibly easy.


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192,205 My most embarrassing moment. I confessed it here a few years ago, but something happened with the person involved and it’s cast the entire situation in a new light.

About 6 years ago, I went off the grid for a few days and spent a few days holed up with a guy with whom there’d been some major sexual tension. One night was not going to suffice to rid ourselves of it. He was older than me. I was 25, he was 37, and I’d known him since I was 15 (things didn’t get sexual until I was 23, however.) Made it seem all the more illicit and naughty. No one knew except a couple of my close friends. It would have been completely scandalous if anyone else found out.

Anyway, one evening we had planned pasta for dinner but didn’t have sauce. I volunteered to go to the store. I got some cranberry juice while I was there because I was worried that I getting a urinary tract infection and wanted to knock it out early. I drank 1/2 the bottle on the way back to his place. Ain’t no UTI gonna stop me! I continued to steal sips after i returned and we made dinner.

We ate dinner, and after we got sleepy. He passed out right on the couch. I was about to drift off when something didn’t feel right in my tummy. I ran back to the en suite bathroom in his room which mercifully was on the other side of the house.

I didn’t make it. Did you know that cranberry juice has a laxative effect? I did not know this, but in the middle of crossing his room to the bathroom, I learned. It slid down my leg out of my pajama pants by the time I got to the bathroom. It. Got. Everywhere. It was a disaster.

I made it to the toilet, and I sat there in terror as I wrecked my brain trying to figure out what the hell to do. What if he woke up and came to his room to sleep?! I was not by any means ready for our rendezvous to be over, nor was I ready for any chance of future hookups to become nonexistent.

It took an hour to clean up and air out the room without the scent drifting to the rest of the house. I wiped up the floor, wiped down the toilet, flushed it all, showered, put the offending articles of articles in 3 plastic bags and hid them, and aired out the master suite. God damn, that was one of the most stressful ordeals I have ever been through. If he ever suspected anything, he never mentioned it (and if he suspected something, he was the type who would have spoken up!)

I had genuine feelings for the guy, but about a week after I left, he told me he didn’t feel the same. We took a break but resumed our hookups about 6 months later. In retrospect, the guy was a jerk and did not deserve any of my time or emotions, but when we were hooking up he was Mr. All That  according to me. I’d always been kind of bitter about all the ways he used me and then threw me away.

Well, any feelings of mortification the embarrassing situation brought me ended last year. He works with kids, and was busted for sleeping with underage girls. Multiple counts, and a variety of different charges. He’s in jail for 15 years for what he did.

Now, the whole thing just makes me laugh. This guy wasn’t just a jerk, he was predatory and scummy too. The way I see it, for the way he hurt me and for the way he preyed upon and hurt the girls who, along with their parents, trusted and respected him, he kinda deserved to have one of them lose complete control of her bowels all over his bathroom floor in his nice house. Though I was able to clean all of it up, I wasn’t able to disinfect the floor. I think of how many times he walked on that floor in the areas where the poo was. And, honestly, it makes me laugh now. How silly I was to be so concerned about what someone like him thought! If I only knew that what I did now. I’d probably have left it and skipped town back to my house. He got what he had coming to him; that’s for sure.

Instead of an embarrassing moment, it’s become one of the funniest moments of my life. Strange what a little contempt for someone like him can do to change your entire perspective of a situation...🙃


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192,204 Why do you always make me fucking BEG? Fuck you


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192,203 If you're scrolling and accidentally flag a secret, is there a way to unflag it?  ⬇️


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192,202 I pull my hair out compulsively. I developed it when I was 10. It’s come and gone since then. My hair grew back fully when I was 14, and I was pull-free until I was 25. I’m 30 now, and I miss wearing my hair down and my obsessing over whether the thin spot on my scalp is visible and if I need to comb and hair spray it into place to hide it. It is exhausting. I want to wear it in whichever style I want again and stop lying when people ask why i never wear it down (“It gets in my face” or “I play with it and it distracts me.”)

Obviously, this is a deep secret. What only my boyfriend and best friend know is how badly I just want to shave all of it off and wear a wig. I’m sick of struggling to keep my hands out of my hair. I’m sick of doing well and seeing my hair coming back, and every single time I end up destroying the progress I made. I’m exhausted, and I can’t win this...after 20 years, I’m a breath away from giving up and grabbing my boyfriend’s electric shaver...


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192,201 I saw my friend singing in the choir yesterday.  I felt guilty because I have pictures of her 18-year old daughter on my computer that I'm jerking off to.


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192,200 I just gave my first sexual spanking in over ten years.  Damn, it felt good with every swat.  Brought back many, many fond memories...


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