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192,599 My wife is constantly calling me to leave work so I can do her errands. She's too busy being social. And she wonders why I don't get ahead at work.


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192,598 597 sounds like secret lovers to me. Cheating is not a crime. But not something to be proud of either. It ruins relationships.


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192,597 Once a cheater always a cheater. He was with me before you broke up in between brake ups and even f now. I'm not going anywhere.

He knows you did it to him first. His f family even know this. That's why they dont like you. His dad and grandma only pretend they do. They know how childish you f are to use a child as a tool.

He'll never trust you.  Love you. He only tells you what want to hear because nothing will get in between him and his son. Not even you.
Said you're a horrible liar to.
So I guess you two are even Steven now. ;)

Secret: My daughter calls him daddy.
Always buys her shoes. As a matter of fact she's wearing a f pair he bought her now.
You will never come in between us.

Best part is I'm excepted by all his family who adore me. They can't f stand you.
All his family said even your parents think you have issues.

His grandma mom and cousin love me.
They all call you "a drug addict drama"
This week we have a secret f date.
Hope I taste good ;)

xoxo Ontario




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192,596 You seriously think Nick's going to fess up or tell you about us? What a f nut job! Thank you my
dawg for making her believe you never would and that they are only "rumors" shit.

She's a joke. As a matter of fact when he needs his alone time away from her. Who do you think he's with?



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192,595 Nurses now a day's are dumb as a blind bat.
Anyone can pretty much become a nurse now a days.
And nurses that do drugs normally will get fired on the spot due to random drug tests.
So there goes that! ;)

Alfanso



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192,594 What with nurses and drugs, I have met many nurses and I said about half of them do drugs (meth, Vicodin,Coke etc..) I understand it might be an stressful job sometimes dealing with people from all walks of life but really why go into the profession on the first place.  Most nurses work long hours, deal with crazy sometimes, and there's no room for error it can cost a person life . Or idk maybe they were addicts before so they become nurses to have easy access to drugs.


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192,593 We know a future nurse. Her and her sister in law like starting shit and are both snitches.
We can tell they are both miserable. One is fat and the other does drugs with her loser boyfriend.

Prissy Sam ;)


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192,592 what hurts most of all
winded exasperation
trickles from the phone



someone's telling glance
a sad little bird shot down
we're all in cages




another fruit falls
these roots burn from the ground up
too bad it won't rain


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192,591 Everyone I got along with in my nursing cohort has failed. Everyone else fucking sucks. The nurses I've come across at clinical fucking suck. I'm starting to think that nursing is going to fucking suck, if only because the people attracted to it are a bunch of blowhards.


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192,590 I grabbed lunch at McDonalds today. I got a salad because it's healthier than a burger and fries. I skipped the drink because sugary drinks are not healthy. I got a brownie because brownies are delicious.


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192,589 When I have to get something finished by a deadline, time moves so quickly. I look up at the clock and another hour has zoomed by.

When I'm waiting for someone to finish something, time moves so slowly. I look up at the clock and only a few have passed.


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192,588 I am convinced that the people in this country, and the world, are crazier than in the past.  I think it has to do with the amount of microwaves in the air.  Cell phones use microwave towers.  Think of the effect your microwave has on food when you turn it on.  Our bodies and brains are being bombarded with microwaves from everywhere.  Your brain is cooking, if you think about it.  

It is not an original theory, I heard about it on the radio.  A guy was a soldier he called into this show and told the world of this theory.  A guy named Samer who worked on microwaves came up with it.  This soldier worked with Samer.

The Samer theory states that people are going nuts because of the microwaves in the air.


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192,587 Yet another school shooting.

What ever happened to kids settling their differences with a fist fight out behind the school?

Not advocating violence but I don't remember almost daily school shootings growing up.


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192,586 Nurses are the freakiest profession in bed by far...not sure if kinky women are drawn to nursing or if nursing makes them kinky.

Either way I love to date nurses


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192,585 It's amazing how many women are willing to send naked pictures of themselves.
Don't they realize pictures are forever?
I bet if they caught their kids sexting they would kill them but they are fine with doing it themselves.



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192,584 I know way too many cops to trust them.


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192,583 The best advice I received when I was getting divorced was from my lawyer during the initial consultation.  He explained the billing end and asked for a $5000 retainer.  He explained, every email and phone call from me to him as going to cost me at least $100...he charged $400 an hour and  he billed in 15 minute increments.

As my wife was a stay at home mom she was using the same pool of money to pay for the lawyers as I was so he told me that every contact he makes with my wifes lawyer was really costing me $200 at a minimum.

"Make peace with your wife, figure out what you both need to get out of the divorce, try not to make it ugly, remember that you are going to be in each others lives til you die because of your kids."

Took me a billing cycle to fully understand what he meant, I sat down with my wife after a month, passed along his words of wisdom.  After a few days we both realized it wasn't about winning the divorce but it was about keeping our kids lives as unchanged as possible.

Best thing I ever did, we got a low stress/fight divorce, we are cordial to this day.  We are both remarried and our kids are as happy and healthy as any kids whose parents are divorced.


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192,582 The only people who win in family court are the lawyers.


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192,580 I'm a very sought out realtor. My family has been in this line of business for years. Be careful with strippers. They'll con you. My cousin was coursed into almost marrying one.


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192,579 I just purchased a home. I guarantee you, so will you!

Xoxo Karla ;)


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192,578 Yay, my friend is talking to me again :)


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192,577 Omg, we must know the same person, if you said something like I just went to such place on vacation, she will go and photoshop or post something she was planning to vacation there, like seriously this person it's the most insecure, jealous, envious, buddy body you' ll ever known .  She will make lies about people she didn't like or was jealous of , she was a bully too, she used to try to pick on people on the slightest thing .  I can understand this behavior from a teen but a grown adult? It's pathetic, sad really the best thing it's just to ignore the person.


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192,576 I knew a call girl we'll call him star. He was pretty strange. Down right annoying to the core.  He had a loud mouth, bossy, leached, know it all, brute, drama queen, self centered, spoiled, childish and bratty obnoxious personality. His own mother called him a selfish b once.
He would act stange because he always seemed like he was always on something. Usually they all are. They are usually high as a kite and think nobody can tell.
I use to work with him. Nobody really cared for him. Back in our changing room. The minute he walked out people said how he was the most annoying person at the work place. Very unprofessional.  He always thought he was better and above everybody. He was very jealous  envious and very insecure. Especially if any of us could do something better than him.
Example. One female there was about to let go of her job and start a new business venture. (Next day)
He comes in telling everyone how he had just started his own fashion line.
Another co worker shared that she was dating a photographer.  He comes in a week later stating. He was taking a photography class. Do you get where this is going? I dated the bartender. This made him so jealous. I told him we were getting married in Las Vegas. A couple  days later he's taking selfies in Vegas.
I mean theres one thing being competitive.
But he's not competitive. He's just always maliciously jealous of anyone who does or receives anything better than him.
Now people have learned to stire away from him completely. Not share any personal information to him. Usually his motivate of knowing is only for one sole purpose  and that's only to use it against you.
Sad part is he had no friends. He only has one.
A chunky bald dude. Sadly the chunky dude seems passive and a pansy. So he get's easily taken advantage of or bossed around by star.


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192,575 574 Don't feel to bad. Did she ever try to breastfeed you? I met one who was a mom. Come to find out she was a shemale
I mean she knew how to shake that shit. But the minute you seen her face. You were like DAMN you need to be home attending your puppies. Who in the f lied to you.
She squirted. Milk that is. How she did it beats me. That ish taste like lemons. Sour as f. When I shared how she was all around  sour. She winked and said learn to make lemonade out of it sucka! Sucker was her. Why? Well heard she lost her home, got beat up by her lover for lying about her gender now has to live with the parents.  I guess stripping is not all glits and glam or what it's made out to be.


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192,574 And why the topic about noses? I knew a stripper who looked like dwarf dude with a huge nose. But you know what they say about all strippers. They don't call them butterfaces for nothing.


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192,573 Ya I dated a chick with a huge nose. I always cheated on her and eventually  dumped her because all she did was speak negatively behind peoples backs and never directly to them. I think her nose made her insecure.  Either that or people just knew she was just a damn nosy ass.


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192,572 @570 It means that your up in everything or up everybody's ass, or business instead of worrying about yourself. At least that's the saying. Even for like brown-nosers at work. They use the same phrase.


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192,571 I once dated a woman where I found myself more attracted to the woman's mother than to the woman I was dating. I knew nothing could ever happen with the mother. I'm not that naive. But I think the relationship with the woman never really took off because the thought of her sexy and sensual mother was always with me.


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192,570 I want a nose job. My nose has grown  enormously to big for my face. I feel as though it's  a curse because people tend to tell me it looks like male extremities.
My boyfriend told his side chick that it's probably because  I'm  to busy talking shit about everyone behind their backs. I asked him what does that have to do with anything? He said it's big enough to fit in everyone's brown eye. What is that suppose to mean?My secret is: When he said that it turned me on and made me touch my nips. ;)


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192,569 I never tell people what I really think.


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192,568 My wife had an affair then proceeded to tell me how big his cock was....heartless bitch. As if there’s anything that i can do to make my 6 bigger..


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192,567 My husband ate my pussy tonight like never before!! I mean, he's always been amazing at doing that but tonight was different! He nibbled,licked, kissed and sucked for so long that I eventually orgasmed twice and on the 3rd orgasm I finally squirted!! There was so much it was like a rivier flowing!! I've never experienced that in my life.. It truly was the best orgasm ever!!!


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192,566 I have some secret and gross habits nobody knows about.
1. I smell the floss after running it between my teeth.
2. Sometimes I go several days without showering, and have gone as long as a week
3. I love the smell of my vag when I haven’t showered in a few days.
4. On workdays, I never ever ever put my makeup on at home. I do it as I drive to work.
5. The only time I wash my hands after using the toilet is when someone is in the restroom and sees me. I don’t want them to think I’m the type to not wash my hands after I use a public toilet (eveb though I’m EXACTLY that person)


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192,565 To 548 with the #metoo wife:

My wife worked at a large bank for 10 years. Then she was hired away by a competitor bank. She worked her heart out for a year at the new place, going on many business trips, but in the end she was fired. She immediately filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against the bank.

She hired a lawyer. He sent letters to the bank and argued on her behalf. To no avail, she didn't win any money.

Here's the thing though - she never told me about any of this. I never knew she was being sexually harassed in the office. I never knew she filed a lawsuit. I never knew she lost. I never knew anything about anything.

It wasn't until a few years later. Some friends were talking about sexual harassment in the work place. My wife essentially chimed in with "me too", although this was many years before the mime #metoo thing took off.

I spoke to her about it. I asked why she never mentioned the sexual harassment to me before.

She said it was no big deal. I pointed out she filed a lawsuit. That's always a big deal.

I asked how the bank sexually harassed her. I was genuinely concerned. She was my wife. I didn't like the idea of work colleagues making inappropriate comments or whatever.

She alternated between saying it was no big deal, to saying you know, it was just "sexual harassment stuff".

I didn't understand what "sexual harassment stuff" meant and she didn't see the need to explain further. I eventually let it go.

Ten more years went by. My wife died of ovarian cancer. It is a long story for another day.

My kids were off to college. I had no need for a big house. I decided to downsize and move into an apartment.  To that end, I was cleaning out the attic, throwing away boxes and boxes of unneeded junk.

Something caught my eye. At the bottom of a box was a folder labeled "lawsuit".

I of course started reading. It was the documents related to her sexual harassment case so many years earlier. There was a letter from her lawyer to the company laying out the complaint. It explained how my wife went on a business trip to Milwaukee with her then boss. After a client dinner, my wife and her boss went back to their hotel. Then then had "sexual intercourse".

Imagine me reading this in the attic years after it happened. My wife cheated on me. I had no clue. No wonder why she never told me about the lawsuit. No wonder why she didn't want to share the details.

There was a response letter from the company. They explained the "sexual intercourse" was by "mutual consent". No wonder why she lost the lawsuit.

My head is still swimming with these details. My wife cheated. Then she had the gall to die on me. I can't even confront her. I've never heard of a scenario like this before. Wasn't it bad enough my wife dies. But to make it worse I find out she was cheating on me.

I have no place to go with this. I'm not about to burden my kids with the fact their mom cheated. I'm just left hanging. I have no closure. I will never have closure.

In response to the poster below whose wife mysteriously posted #metoo on her Facebook page. My advice, get to the bottom of it now. No one should get knocked over the way I was.


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192,564 I hate it when people bitch about political stuff. Trump, Obama, Clinton, Bush, etc. if you change our conversation from the baseball diamond to the Oval Office, you lost 80 IQ points in my view. I don't fucking care, and you now look like a tool to me, and I picture a llama burping while I listen to you spewing Trump hatred while wishing you could have been so lucky to lick Hillary's naval lint.

It's pretty pathetic really, how you think your "save the world" tears make a difference in the real world. But hey, you bring a handle of whiskey to me every weekend so I'll put up with your bullshit to get free drinks. But you're still a fucking idiot trying to live in a fantasy land.


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192,563 I don't give a damn about the guys, but every time I go to a restaurant I ogle the female employees. Mostly. I've seen my wife half drooling over waiters. I don't care. She can lust them all she wants, and if I'm lucky, she will grant me permission to attempt sex while she thinks of them.

But the waitresses? I picture all of them naked. Always. I can think of them again while I shower, but while she is carrying out my plate with a wife-approved salad, I smile while picturing her bringing me food while naked, then she can sit on my lap while writing down my wife's draconian order.

Yeah. We both have issues. But damn I'd love to lick the waitress' nipples when she brings me a new beer!


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192,562 Trump. Eh. I see why people have concerns about him. But one thing is for sure when it comes to the government shutdown mess, Senator Charles Schumer has to go. He's bad for America. He put the concerns of immigrants before the concerns for Americans.

I'm a middle of the road voter. I see both sides when it comes to typical issues, like banning guns. Democrats and republicans both have their valid points. Same with abortion. Same with healthcare. Many shades of gray. No one side is 100% correct.

But with this shutdown, either we decide to help Americans or we decide to help immigrants. Common sense told me there are enough smart people involved that we will end up helping Americans. This is as it should be.

But Senator Schumer wanted it the other way around. That's politics gone too far. He lost sight of what he's supposed to stand for - his country and his citizens. He has to go.


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192,561 Know when to hold ‘em and know when to fold ‘em.  Why is this such a secret to so many people?


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192,560 It's a special young woman who puts notices on her Facebook page that she'll be dancing at the strip club where you can get 2 for 1 lap dances.  I think I want to get to know this girl.


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192,559 The fake news is killing America - I agree with Vlad Putin on this point.  

-  Dems. vs. Reps (as if anyone if either 100% liberal or conservative on every single issue)

-  Black vs. White vs. Hispanic vs. Jew vs. Christian vs. Muslim vs. Hindu vs. Man vs. Woman, vs. Gay vs. Hetero vs. LGBT vs. wealthy vs. rich vs. middle class vs. working class vs. poor  

It s all part of one big civil war meant to divide US.   Divide and conquer.    


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192,557 I have a friend. She bought a fixer upper house about 5 years ago. She painted the walls and sanded the floors and so on. She sold it a few months later at a profit of $30,000.

She bought another fixer upper. Did the work and sold it at a profit of $40,000.

She did this a few more times.

Last year she bought an even bigger fixer upper. No one was buying though. She finally sold it. But this time it was at a loss of $150,000.  Which completely wiped out her profits over the last 5 years.

:(

Life isn't fair.


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192,556 Why is it that when guys play sports they constantly need to touch each other? Someone mentioned the hand shaking thing. But there is also the touches during the game. The fist bumps. The fanny smacks. The butting of helmets. The pat on the shoulder. Why do guys constantly feel the need to touch other guys. I'm a guy. Stopping trying to touch me.


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192,555 I eat lunch out often. Usually I am by myself and it’s a fast-food place. As I sit there reading cavecanum I can’t help but overhear other people’s conversation. Holy Fucking Shit! People are absolute morons! They talk about the most senseless non-interesting things! If you eavesdropped on my conversations with my wife you would be interested. We talk about our sex life, the crazy things we know about co-workers, funny things in the news, etc. The couple I am listening to right now have talked about the hamburger and fries they are currently eating for about 15 minutes! I shit you not. Their conversation has lasted fifteen minutes talking about meat, buns, napkins and milkshakes. My God people are fucking idiots.


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192,554 Where I work, they removed all web browsers from the computers and all employees have to leave their cell phones with the front receptionist.  It's amazing how much more work we get done when not shopping on Amazon and looking at sports scores.


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192,553 I asked my wife what the whole # resist movement all these women are marching about.  I honestly wanted to know. She said she wasn’t sure but her friends where marching because the other one was. What? Is that like one goes to the restroom and then they all go? Pretty much.


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192,552 Generally I love what I do. I'm a nurse. It's my calling in life. Today, for the first time in a long long time I dreaded coming to work. I had to drag myself here. Usually, I'm the opposite. Today, however, I've hated ever second. I'm literally biding my time until 7pm when I get off. I do not want to be here. I wonder if I'm getting burned out. My patients aren't suffering from my lack of desire to work today, because I'm sure they're taken care of. It is my 5th twelve hour shift in a row, so maybe that's it. I've worked longer stretches, and still haven't felt this way, so I don't know what it is. I wish I could snap out of this and feel good about the rest of my shift.


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192,551 My little boy loves police officers.  It's normal.  I did, too, when I was his age.  I wanted to be a cop.  He has all these police toys he loves more than anything.

Now that I'm older and I know that most police officers are psychopaths used by the state to murder and oppress, I find myself in disgust with all these police toys he has.

But he's a child.  He will learn the truth as surely as I learned it.


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192,550 My daughter just turned 12. Most of the time she acts like she doesn't want to be around her dad or I. I miss her being little and snuggling with us. Now, when I bring up her lying in bed with me and watching a movie, she comes up with an excuse not to. I hope she won't hate me forever. I hope this is a phase. I miss her so much


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192,549 My wife posted on her FB page "#metoo".  But she won't tell me what its about.  Really makes me think.


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192,548 Love him or hate him, does anyone really give a shit how heavy Donald Trump is?


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192,547 I always feel guilty after watching porn. Especially if I masturbate too.


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192,546 When my dad was 2 years younger than my current age, he had triple bypass surgery. I keep waiting for it to happen to me. It not a pleasant way to spend my day to day, waiting for something catastrophic to happen.


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192,545 So what are the rules? I'm new to this. Is it OK to play porn loud enough for me to hear in my hotel room? What if others hear it? Is that bad ?

I actually kind of want the passers-by to hear sounds of women pretending to like having sex. It will make me feel good. Not like at home where sex is forbidden.

I just want to hear the shitty sound track for porns once in a while.


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192,544 As I type this, I'm totally drunk. Shitfaced.  I'm also naked. In front of my hotel room window that faces a business. With jet lag, 87 windows of workers could see in to my hotel room window to watch me wake up naked and wander after my shower.

The thought turns me on, but the nagging voice in the back of my head tries to make me sad. It's right though. NOBODY wants to see a gross middle aged man with morning wood.  I miss being younger and somewhat attractive.


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192,543 Are picture uploads still allowed on the new CC? Like the old blue site said, even "dirty" ones used to be OK. Just curious. Asking for a friend with nice boobs.


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192,541 I think Trump weighs 327 pounds and the doctor intentionally wrote down 237 so he could make it seem like Trump weighed less, but also at the same time he had plausible deniability. He could claim he inadvertently reversed the digits.


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192,540 Years ago I had this guy try to bully me intellectually.  He must have thought he was brilliant.  He came up to me and said something condescendingly like, "I know you're a really smart guy, so what's the answer to this question...?"  And he gave me this "brain teaser."  I looked at him and gave him the answer the straight away.  He had a twisted look of confusion on his face.  I don't even know if I gave him the right answer, but I was smart enough to respond to him in total confidence as if the answer was dead simple and his question bored me.  What a fucking idiot.


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192,539 When someone sends me political or religious links on my feed, I just deleted immediately it goes straight to trash , I don't even bother to look at.


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192,538 I’m a girl and I want to get laid but I’m afraid of the repercussions if I do it with a stranger


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192,537 Until the day I die, I will never EVER understand why the players have to shake hands at the end of the game. When I lose, I don't want to shake hands.  I want to go over and punch my foes in the face.  Fuck them all to hell for winning.

In the face of defeat the ONLY emotion one should feel is total, 100% uncontrollable RAGE.  

This is why I don't play games anymore, not with people or even alone.  Losing is NEVER, NEVER, NEVER Acceptable.

Period.  


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192,536 Undiagnosed, but pretty sure I have MDD or GAD (clinical Depression & Anxiety, respectively). The combination of this and the continued realizations about how shitty humans make this world has made me, in the general sense, suicidal.

Sometimes it's like agony to think about waking up and continuing life, so much so that I break down in tears and despair at the thought that I have to keep going.

Most of the time though, it's just a general lack of desire for anything. I don't want success, I don't want love, I don't want food or children or emotions or friends to be around me. I just want to be in bed, alone, or to just die already and be done. Then I'd never have to do anything again.

The one thing that makes me feel guilty for these thoughts is when people tell me they miss me, and that my presence makes them happier and calmer. When they tell me in not so many words that they really want/need me in their lives. I feel bad, because i don't want to be a part of any of it.

Very few know that I feel this way. Why bother to tell more than that? But they won't have to worry about it. I'm still here, out of obligation and love for my friends, out of cowardice because the idea of the process of dying scares me a lot, and because some part of me believes in God and that He has a purpose for all this pain.

I realize that human fragility in the wake of our insignificance is a pathetic reason to be religious, but it's the strongest thing that's keeping me here. And here I'll stay until it's my time to go.


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192,535 Why does every guy I date want to stick his weenie in my buttocks? Guaranteed in the first half dozen dates he makes an attempt. Is it a domination thing or are all of you secretly gay?


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192,534 My mother is so addicted to shopping, and pushes me to do the same.  I get so disgusted and never want to spend time with her.  She uses me to shop more.


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192,533 I've officially been divorced 4 months. I'm wounded because my ex-wife has a new boyfriend. She's obviously fucking him. It troubles me to think of her spreading her legs for someone new. But you know what bothers me more? My kids have met him and they tell me he's nice and they like him yada yada. I feel betrayed. My kids are supposed to tell me he's an ass.


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192,532 Women are so crazy to varying degrees but dating women now is so tough they are so crazy especially those over 40. We get it you were abused by your ex-husband and he still a jerk to you let it go


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192,531 There was another girl that hung out with the same people I hang out with. We would often be at social gatherings together. We got along fine, but we weren't much more than acquaintances. Then one day out of the blue she invited me to go out for dinner just the two of us. I was surprised, but sure, why not. So we went out and had fun. Not long after that, my boyfriend proposed to me. She was sooo excited to help me plan my wedding. She was such a huge help too! She helped me with my dress, the bridesmaids dresses, she made the invitations herself! AND mailed them for me. We went to wedding shows together. She helped me make the table gifts. We spent a lot of time together and became pretty good friends. But after the wedding was over, she kind of faded away. She was always too busy to get together and barely responded to invitations. We now see each other maybe 2-3 times a year at social gatherings.

I realize she just wanted to plan a wedding. She knew my boyfriend was going to propose and that's why she invited me out. She was using me for my wedding!

I don't begrudge her for that. She obviously had her reasons. There are no hard feelings.


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192,529 I had a massage recently at a new place in town. I noticed on the walls that there were signs requesting that people not ask for illegal erotic services.  It seemed unusual. I've never seen that posted anywhere I've ever been to before.


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192,528 I am a female who doesn't hate Trump. Yea he says things he shouldn't, so what? And he's arrogant. That doesn't bother me. And this whole metoo movement, it's starting to look like a witch hunt. I'm sure a lot of the accusations are true, but I doubt 100 percent of them are. But I wouldn't dare say these things out loud to other women, or more "progressive" guys. Hell no, people get so angry. I'm in my 30s too, women my age are supposed to hate him and believe in these things. I don't. I have a pretty unpopular opinion and I would never say it out loud in a room full of women.


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192,527 My wife's good female friend is a masseuse. Every few months my wife helps the friend in some way and the friend gives my wife a free massage. I know for a fact my wife is naked under the massage towel. Women are strange. The friend rubs my wife's naked body for an hour.

Can you picture guys behaving that way?

"Hey Joey, come over to watch the Steelers game and then afterwards you can get naked and I'll rub my hands all over your body," said no guy ever.


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192,526 A lot of borrowed purple posers gathering together for the big game today.

And I am on my own because my "buddy" got a better offer.

So do I go by myself to a bar to be with other fans, or stay by myself at home?  Frankly, the former seems worse - more alone in a crowd as faces you are unlikely to every see again really don't make for a shared memory.

Oh well.  SKOL anyways!!


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192,525 When a typical person wakes up, first thing they do is pee or put on some coffee or brush their teeth or shower.

Not my wife. First thing she does when waking up is brush her hair. She goes into the bathroom and brushes her hair for 15 minutes.

Maybe it's just me, but I find this to be very odd. It strikes me as exceedingly vain.


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192,524 I've been leading a double life for so long, it seems natural.  Only when the two bump against each other do I know how fucked up my life is.


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192,523 There is pretty much a fetish for everything. Big women, little women, amputees, conjoined twins. Yet there doesn't seem to be one for flabby, middle aged white men. Huh.


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192,522 My secret. I'm so glad for the huge #resist March women are having. If nothing else, at least the obese women are moving and getting some exercise.


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192,521 Last summer I took the family away for a week long trip to a beach house. My wife's sister and her family came too. Each night at bedtime the sister in law would give me a goodnight hug while in her pajamas. When hugging her, something I noticed, the sister in law wore a bra to bed. This surprised me. I've never seen that before. Isn't it uncomfortable to wear a bra? I thought women looked forward to taking it off.


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192,520 You were my very last friend. I wish I had known how important you were to me at the time. I didn't treat you badly, still I could have treated you better. I was unformed, amorphous, lost. You're the last person I will love. So much about my life ended there with you. I will always miss you.


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192,519 I've become my mother. I was in an argument with my 14 year old daughter yesterday and realized I was saying the exact same words my mother did to me some 23+ years ago. Was received with the same detachment and disdain also.


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192,518 Coming back home has made realize a lot of things. It has made question a lot of my old decisions even though I cannot take them back but going forth I know not to make them again.

During one of my drives today, I was brought back into time a time I absolutely forgot of, it made me realize who I was then and who I am today. I have been having a lot of those instances lately and it has really made me take a look at what I will be doing on the future.  I have a potential job opportunity once again in another state but I stopped myself and asked will this truly bring me happiness from within or will it just bring me gratification for the time being? If it is for the time being, is it really worth it? Is it?  I don’t think it will, it is time to truly do what makes me happy instead of what will make others happy and for them to accept me. I leave it up to God as he already has a plan established for me... I must give it up and have faith.


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192,517 I wish I knew


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192,515 See me. Feel me. Touch me. Heal me


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192,514 Do you think it’s alright to leave your kids with uncle ernie?


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192,513 My little brother is back in jail in another state.  First time was drugs and car burglary. This time it’s grand theft auto and possession of a fucking stolen gun. What has happened to my baby brother? He is about to be sent to prison for probably several years, and now I’ve got to tell our mother that he is just gone and we are pretty powerless to do a thing about it. I am going to miss him so much. My heart is just absolutely broken, and our mothers is gonna be completely destroyed when she hears about this. I cannot tell her today, and I cannot save him from himself.


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192,512 When my grandfather left my grandmother and abandoned my father , my grandmother just kept going with her life , she never not once bad mouthed my grandfather same with my dad , I never heard speak ill of my grandfather even though he was a piece of trash and a bad father .  Revenge, bitterness and resentment doesn't do any good it's just poison you as a person sometimes it's better to be the adult and just walk away , karma soon or later will get the person.


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192,511 I know a guy who cheated on his wife for several years. He has 5 kids, doesn't work, and lives off his wife's money. Now one of his affairs has been discovered by the husband of one of his mistresses. The husband knows everything and is stopping at nothing to take the guy down. I say good for him!!  The guy is trying to lie his way out of it, and is threatening to pull children into it. For a piece of shit like this, no punishment is too light, right?. What is worse - high road of getting him divorced, or low road of getting him divorced and an accident that breaks every tooth out of his head?  My opinion is that him bringing kids into the equation deserves maximum suffering. Thoughts?


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192,510 The government that the American people pay for has been shut down because Democrats have prioritized illegal immigrants over the American people.

Sorry for the political rant.  Just a secret because I can't say this to my wife or coworkers or else I'd get no sex and no job.


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192,509 I just got a lecture about the flu shot I got earlier this week and how I should just diffuse eucalyptus oil in my house instead to ward off the flu. This is some Middle Ages bullshit. I feel like this guy was a breath away from telling me to grab a plague mask and stuff some herbs in the beak for flu protection. It is so annoying. People who have no medical expertise go around telling others to forgo medical science in favor of oils and herbs, and it’s absolutely maddening. I’ll stick with my doctor’s opinion; keep your oils.


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192,508 Middle age men with Potbellies , should have no say or criticize women on their looks or weight . Next time before you open your pipehole, look on the mirror the only way a hot women will give you her time or day is if you were hot and young or a multimillionaire which you are not.


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192,506 A very middle aged woman at work is getting married for the fourth time. Apparently she wants a huge elaborate wedding. She will not shut up about this stupid wedding. I really just silently roll my eyes and don't say much as I hear her incessantly talking to others about it. Lady, you're old. You're a grandmother. Go to the courthouse in front of a justice of the peace or something. Elaborate weddings are for young couples. You'll look stupid in a big white gown as if this is your first trip down the aisle.


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192,505 I wish this guy would get the picture, he thinks he is clever and a genius because he works on IT , I'm sorry I don't mean to insult people that work on the field but this guy talks as if he invented the cure for cancer . He is abnoxious , I known it must be boring job and all but please go away , your photoshopping it's laughable, bragging about making 6 figures a year it's peanuts compare what my husband used to make before he retired ( over 1 million a year) , and please get off of my social media it's creepy, quit following my family on Facebook it's just show how bored you are with your life , get a hobby that doesn't involve staking .


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192,504 I'm not sure anymore if I would be good at sex. My wife used to like it, but then we got married. Now we have shitty sex maybe once a year when we are drunk as hell. It makes me sad.

After a few months of secreting cash away that she doesn't know about, I think I have enough to rent a hooker. Some sexy young thing that pretends to want me, getting naked and begging for my dick turns me on mentally, but I'm afraid that my sad view of women hating sex my cost me a lot. Maybe it would still be worth it though. I don't have to fuck her. Just the sight and feel of her "wanting" me is worth it.

We might not do more than naked cuddles, but even if my dick chickens out, my hands and mouth and eyes will be happy. I would trade my car for a year's worth of 'viagra for women' if it existed. I actually kind of hate her for working so hard to kill my sex drive. But hey, she's happy. Fuck.


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192,503 Headline:

"Women's March will focus on voter registration, electing more women, organizers say"

Could you imagine the negative outcry if men did the same thing, where they pushed to get more men elected.


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192,502 Warning: This is disturbing

When I had my first baby, the labor was very long and because of this, the baby had low blood sugar and had to spend a few days in the nicu. During that time and after we took him home, I was instructed to nurse him every 3 Hours around the clock for the first month. A lot of the time he would wake up after less than three hours so I was beyond exhausted. My husband wasn't able to take time off work so he still needed to get a good sleep. So I slept in the baby's room most of the time. I think the combination of stress, physical pain from having the baby, Isolation and extreme lack of sleep and exhaustion really got to me. I started having nightmares and (I'm told) would scream in my sleep. I spent a lot of time in some sort of half asleep half awake state. I started to have this idea that there were two babies. There was my baby, then there was another evil baby. Or something evil that was masquerading as my baby. I knew logically that this was ridiculous, but I couldn't shake it. It kept coming back. Sometimes I wasn't sure which baby it was. Finally I couldn't stand it anymore. I don't know if it was a dream or if I was in some sort of half awake state, but I have a very vivid memory of strangling the evil baby. Squeezing it's neck until it was gone. And hoping to God the whole time that it was the right one.

Now, obviously none of this actually happened. I didn't really strangle anybody or harm a baby in any way.

But I woke up the next morning and there was my baby. I had no doubt it was the right one. And the nightmares and the weirdness and everything completely stopped after that. Now I am mentally healthy and happy (and so is my son).

I don't really believe in demons and things like that, but this experience made me really understand how somebody could. And there is a small part of me that might still wonder a little but.

The human mind can do some strange things.


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192,501 Biggest mistake of my life was filing an alienation of affection lawsuit against the guy who my wife was having an affair with.
A few years ago had caught her cheating on me for the second time, we talked it thru and we decided to stay together.  Little did i know she continued to see him.  I caught her again, she gives up the name of the guy, we separate and i file for divorce.  My lawyer tells me to let it go, no one wins in this type of lawsuit.  I find a new lawyer, I file suit.  Turns out he had stopped having sex with my wife a long time ago, but she had cheated on me  with two other guys, she gave me the name of the second guy to protect the two guys she was currently seeing. This all comes out in the trial.  Plus she was sexting and having quickies with men from the tennis/swim club we belonged to, she was known as the club slut  and I was the butt of many jokes.
To add further insult as the court records are public records, my co workers discovered that my wife was using me as a cuckold and that i had taken her back after the second affair.  I work in a construction related field and those guys will never let me live it down that my wife was sleeping around with many guys.
Plus the wife of the guy sued my wife for alienation based on my information and won a boat load of money, which of course came out of my pocket.
The worst part was having my kids find out that their mother was a total slut.  I had tried to shield them from the details but having your teen age kids find out very personal sexual details about their mother....well there is no amount of therapy that will fix that.  Court records are public and you just knew certain people were going to get the information and share it...we all know those people sadly.
I did end up with full custody but if i had to do it all again I would just file for divorce, and let it all go.  There are just some things more important than revenge and not having my kids know the number of guys that have had anal sex with their mother is certainly top of the list.
Also, the construction guys have nothing on the cruelness of high school aged kids.  The amount of taunting and snide comments directed at my kids is horrific. If I had actually given a thought to anything but my need for revenge I would have considered how this would have affected my kids and never have done it.


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192,500 A few years ago I went through a stage where I was meeting men on ashleymadison.com, and on my days off work, I'd send my husband off to work, take my kids to school, then meet one of them at a hotel. A few times, my husband called me while I was in bed with one of these men. I always had a cutoff time of 1pm so I could leave and get my kids from school, acting as if nothing had happened. Each and every encounter was a let down. All of these men talked themselves up as if they were the best thing that ever happened to the sexual world, then were such a disappointment, I left frustrated each time. I did this with 11 different men. Looking back on it now, it seems like it was another person doing that. I was being such a whore. I couldn't imagine doing that kind of thing ever again. It's really amazing I didn't get caught. I'm so thankful I didn't. I cherish my marriage now. I would have thrown it all away for shitty sex.


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