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192,999 My father abuses and hates me.


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192,998 I'm not fat but my boyfriend has a roommate who is. He said she eats like a pig to. He's seen her shove food in her mouth as though she's been starved for months. Fat people annoy me to.


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192,997 Negative whinny people tend to annoy me.
Oh ya people who are ungrateful and never work do to. How dare people complain when they
Have it made living at home for free.

XoXo Mom


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192,996 If my cheater wife didn’t make a mid 6 figure salary I would divorce her fat ass.


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192,995 I have always really hated the idea of cheating. But after reading so many secrets on CC, for some reason the posts about women cheating now only bother me about half the time. Sometimes I’m even like “you go girl!” But I still hate all of the posts about cheating men.

I’m not sure why.


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192,994 Feeling unloved and lonely must suck ;)


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192,991 My husband had to go out of town for a work thing last weekend. He came home on Monday and set his suitcase beside the door. Now it is the following Monday. His suitcase is still sitting by the door. I’m interested to see how long he plans to leave it there. In reality, it will sit there until I finally take it and empty it and put it away.

He won’t thank me. He won’t even notice.


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192,990 I hate when people in their 30s complain about being old or even call themselves middle aged. Shut up!


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192,989 It’s so painfully obvious that you want me. You’ve been turned on for months. I go out of my way to encourage you, too. Low cut tops. Lipstick. Being open with you about my... extracurricular activities. I’m such a tease and I know it. One of these days you’re going to push me up against the wall and fuck me silly. I’ll never say that I want it out loud. I enjoy being pursued. I enjoy setting little traps for you to see if you fall into them. Until you fall, I’ll just enjoy the tension. I could get off on that for a long time.


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192,988 Alright already I get it. It took me years. But this old dog can learn new tricks.  I can adjust. I can learn to live without sex. It was getting old anyway.  We can match our neighbors and fuck every few months.  It's fine. We don't need physical intanacy anyway.  Sex feels gross anyway. It's for the young people like you said.  It's a good thing you hate it I guess, just like all your friends.


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192,987 Sometimes I send in my secrets to Frank Warren of PostSecret.com, and I get really angry at him, because he’s NEVER posted on of them.
But!
I understand that he receives thousands of secrets. I kind of forgive him, but still. Irritating.


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192,986 I hate that people can’t discipline their children out in public anymore. Let alone at home! Today I was in line at the clothing store, and a woman was behind me with her young daughter, and young son. Her son was in a stroller, and he would not stop screaming his head off. I swear to God, if it wasn’t illegal, I would a backhanded him so hard it would be like his mother aborted him. I cannot deal with that kind of behavior. Maybe I should take birth control more seriously....
:O


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192,985 I wrote 192,926. I'm at my sister's apartment. Dinner is at 7. :)


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192,984 Everyone is going to think I'm a terrible person for this, but, sometimes I wonder what life would  be like if I ha chosen not to have kids. I love them with all of my being, but, they're also a source of heartache at times and definitely a money drain. When they get old enough where they aren't sweet and loving anymore, and it seems like they kind of hate you most of the time, it makes a person wonder why put yourself through the heartbreak.


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192,983 970,  major truth.  I wonder the same..where did the time go.  And it’s really flying now as I head towards 60.


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192,982 The older I get, the shittier people get.


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192,981 @978: Actually a little self-control would solve this. It’s not women’s fault that we are a generation of weak men. In fact, manly men rarely run the risk of being cheated on. The woman realizes what she has, and the guy is so self assured that if she goes, he can always get better.


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192,980 Secret #933, the one about the Nunes memo and the DNC. It now has 50 likes. I've never seen so many likes racked up in a single day.

It shows how fed up people are with corrupt politics.

After the election we allowed people to whine that Hillary didn't win. We tolerated it.

Then it stated to get old.

Now it is plain old disgusting to see how the Democrats act out.

50 likes!  Learn from this Democrats. We're sick of you and your lies.


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192,979 I only shower when I need to, like if I have to go out and meet with people. Other than that, I'm unemployed. I stay home most of the time, so I don't shower.


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192,978 Men should form a union. We should get organized. Currently women have the upper hand. They know they can take advantage of men. They know they can misbehave. And if the guy says anything about it, the woman can walk away and instantly find another guy, Why? Because a man will overlook a woman's flaws just to get his dick sucked.

But if we had a union. A union with rules. We could work with the membership to get them to hold off. Don't take the newly divorced bitch out on a date. Don't prove her point that there's always another guy willing to be with her. Don't buy her dinner so she'll open her legs. Go jerk off instead. It's for the greater good. If we stick together we can disarm women and remove the sexual control they have over men.


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192,977 I can't take my wife's lies anymore. I'm done. I'm going to divorce her.


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192,976 I am going to commit suicide


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192,975 I'm glad New England lost the Super Bowl. Once a cheater always a cheater. When Tom Brady gets inducted into the football hall of fame, there should be an asterisk next to his name.


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192,974 I'm black and I'm a female. I'm honestly so damn sick of everything being made into something racist, and now this stupid ass #metoo movement has men scared to death to speak to a woman for fear of us screaming sexual harassment!


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192,973 When I go to AA meetings and I hear someone say something like "Ive been coming to meetings for over 20 years, it's the only thing that works." I'm just sitting there thinking what the fuck, I'm supposed to do this for life?! Wuuuttt thaaaa fuuuckkkk


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192,972 As fan girl as this sounds, I would really like to meet Rob Gronkowski. He just seems like such a sweetheart and a good person. It would be really fun to get to know him on an intimate level.

31/f/ny


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192,971 I cheated on my diet yesterday. First time in 4 months I waivered from my high protein low/no carb eating plan. I had a burger but took off the top bun. I also had some fries. I enjoyed them, but hated myself afterward. I'd give anything in this world not to have to struggle with my weight. It's on the forefront of my mind AT ALL TIMES. I'm very short, at 5ƈ", and hover around 130-140. If I eat what I want for more than a week, I'll gain 5 pounds and look like I gained 30. My husband doesn't help, because when I lose weight, he never notices. He never compliments me and I feel unattractive to him. I think I strive to be as lean and pretty as possible hoping he'll notice.


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192,970 If I could have understood one thing I was told when I was younger, like really comprehended what I heard, it would be the one about how time starts to fly by as you get older.  

I noticed this when I was 23 years old.  Time just seemed to start speeding up.  Now I'm looking at a picture of me taken on a trip in 1997.  1997 seems like yesterday.  But what about the 21 years in between?  So much happened, but what?  I had jobs, met women, got married, had kids... but it's all a blur.  

That was 21 years ago.  It went so fast.  In about the same amount of time, I'll be 70 years old.  I'll be an old man.  Then I'll be dead soon afterwards.  And none of this will matter.


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192,969 Starting in high school and right on through to my adult life, people would describe me as tall and lanky. I'm a guy. I'm over 6 feet. So they got the tall part right. But no one ever realized that lanky wasn't the right word. I was tall and anorexic. That word is rarely if ever associated with a guy.  I would routinely stay 30 pounds under what's considered normal. At times I would go 50 pounds under. I love it. It's weird though. Being thin doesn't do anything for me. Like I don't look in the mirror and get concerned I'm fat so I lose more weight to get even thinner. That's how I see anorexia depicted in the media. For me it was the pain of not eating. The gnawing in my stomach. And the feeling I could deal with the pain. I could beat the pain. I could show the pain that I was the boss. The pain didn't control me, I controlled the pain. I win. I'm pretty thin right now. But I'm getting the intense urge to get 50 below again.


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192,968 Sitting, watching the superbowl. The boyfriend, and his mom are at my house. Shesays "I dont know what those black guys arecomplaining about, they get paid for being out there". I said " I don't like the racist connotation you just said.she getsup and leaves. My bf goes and walks her out. Now I'm the bad guy? It wasn't therighttime to sayanything about it... well I say it wasn't a good time to be racist! This is bullshit. We are fighting and might break up. But I stand by what I did!


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192,967 A was appalled that Doge Ram trucks were using Martin Luther King as an advertising gimmick in the Super Bowl. You gotta be fucking kidding me! How low can corporate America go? The man gave his life fighting for civil rights in this country, and you take his memory and use it to sell trucks? What the fuck is wrong with you Dodge?


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192,966 I judge people who watch televised sports. Your existence is so irrelevant. Learn how to be an individual. Get a hobby.

#effthesuperbowl


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192,965 Dreadful halftime show - they could put karaoke singers up there with more presence.

I remember seeing Justin in Toronto at the 2003 "SarsStock" festival (with a real band - The Rolling Stones headlining) and he was booed off the stage in front of 450,000 people - it was embarrassing.

Dear Justin - you couldn't shine Prince's shoes and after suffering through your vacant and forgettable music for the last 20 years - can you please retire?  


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192,964 At Superbowl party.   Everyone talking over the half time show.   Please shut the fuck up.


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192,963 I think I need to leave cave canum. It’s a great site. It provides an opportunity for catharsis and endless entertainment. It’s also an interesting study of human behaviour, sociology and psychology. I have been coming here on and off for years. I used to go through sprees where I would check out the site once a day for a few months, then I would forget about it for a few months. I would add a secret a few times a year. But lately, I’ve been coming multiple times a day. Sometimes multiple times an hour. I read all of the comments. I check back to see if more comments have been added.. even to secrets that don’t really interest me. Originally, if I commented on a secret I didn’t like, I would write a respectful comment. This has gradually changed to snarkiness and sarcasm. Lately some of my comments have been borderline mean. I notice in my real life (besides wasting way too much time on CC when I should be doing other things) I’ve become a lot more negative and judgemental. I think all of the negativity and general meanness is affecting me very negatively.

I think I may be way too addicted to quit.



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192,962 After reading all these secrets, I have noticed the women never speak about the penis, the color, the length, the thickness, how fast or slow he cums, how it smells, nothing. So I figure women just don't really care so long as they have a dick that can be hard enough to slide into the pretty pussy.


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192,961 i'm very aware if i haven't taken a shower since i last pooped/ it makes me feel vaguely uncomfortable like people can look at me and tell i'm not spic and span down below/


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192,960 I am a 22 year-old female. I would say I’m definitely considered very attractive.  I have a boyfriend that is extremely attractive as well. My secret is that I am very very attracted to older men between 60+ years old.Two weekends ago I went to my friends  weekend bachelorette party.  At one point I had some time to myself while my friends did their own thing. I went to the hotel bar. I met a man, he bought me a drink. He was from New York City and was there for business.   The bar was dark, and while we were there I let him put his hand in my top and play with my breasts. I loved it. He is 63 years old. We are definitely staying in touch.


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192,959 Children are a huge burden. I can’t imagine ever having any of my own.

I’m just afraid I won’t find a guy who’s okay with it being just him and I.
The last two serious relationships I’ve had, both guys saw themselves having at least one child of their own.

Loving someone, and then having to let them go, because you have different paths chosen for yourselves..sucks.

I don’t want to be alone, alone..but I don’t want to give up my life, my job, my hard work for another human being. Especially since I feel I don’t have maternal instincts, and I’m not very good with kids/babies. Even ones I’m related to.
Oh well. This is why they have coffee shops. At least those make me happy!


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192,957 I've never met a small dog that I like. Never. They are whiny, needy, always shaking, and need constant non-stop attention. I'm "housing" one this month while my friends are on a road trip for work, and three days into it I'm greatly regretting my decision.
By the time a week has passed, I wouldn't be surprised if I wouldn't gladly pay to put that bitchy little cunt into a "doggy day care" for the rest of my friend's trip, at my expense, just to get that little shit out of my way.
Don't get me wrong. I love dogs. My last one died last year and I'm in the market, but this little whiney bitch has made me hate dogs now. It might take me another year before I'm ready for another canine companion. Not after this shitty shaky barky chihuahua piece of shit.


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192,956 I'll tell you what's wrong with this world. Take a movie like Spielberg's E.T.  

There's a scene where one young kid is yelling at his brother and says, "It was nothing like that penis breath."  Their 5 year old sister is there listening.

The movie is recommended for ages 8 and above. Soooo... as a society we think it's okay to bring this up in front of very small children. It's apparently acceptable to discuss the idea that a boy might put the penis of another boy in his mouth. And that it smells bad, because after all it causes penis breath.

This is what we knowingly expose our children to.

Tell me this, if a stranger came up to your child in the park and started talking about a boy putting a penis in his mouth, would you be okay with it? No? Yet it's okay for Hollywood to do exactly this to youngsters.

It's sick.

And you wonder why there is sexual harassment in tinsel town and everywhere else. You wonder why men behave badly with women. You wonder why our society has become of cesspool of raunchy sexuality.

It's because we bring it on ourselves.


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192,955 Last weekend my wife and I had a sit down where I told her my concerns. I said she isn't there as a wife. I'm always helping her and doing things for her and for the house in general. I cook the meals. I do the cleaning. I pay the bills. But it is not reciprocated. Not in the slightest way.  She never has sex. She can't take a phone message for me. She won't help with house chores. She lives her life for her own pleasure and I don't matter.

She agreed. She couldn't not agree because everything I said was overwhelmingly correct. She said she'd make amends. This conversation happened on a Sunday morning. She said, "You know what, would you like an omelette?" She said she'd start by making me a big Sunday breakfast.

Great!

She took out the eggs and the cheese.

But then the phone rang.  She spoke to her friend for a while.  I started to get really hungry.  I had an apple.

Then she said her friend was upset after a fight with her husband. She had to run out and meet with her friend. I started to put the eggs and cheese away. She said don't. She said leave them there. She'll make a meal for me when she gets back.

She returned a few hours later.  The eggs and cheese were still on the kitchen counter.  She appeared not to notice.

Dinner time came around. I cooked as usual. I worked around the eggs and cheese.

Next morning I got up to go to work. Came home that evening. Yep, the eggs and cheese were right where I left them.

This became an amusing mental game for me. I came home from work every day and gave a knowing nod to the eggs and the cheese on the counter. I'm sure they were starting to sour without refrigeration, but it was worth it to see how long this would go on.

Yesterday was Saturday. The 7th day of the eggs and cheese on the counter. My wife got up, came into the kitchen and asked what I was making her for breakfast. I asked if she'd like an omelette. It was a joke. She didn't pick up on it. She said she wanted me to make her oatmeal with granola in it. Yes dear.

Today she came into the kitchen. For the first time, she finally noticed the eggs and cheese on the counter. She asked how long those items had been sitting there? "Have they been here since yesterday when you made breakfast? That's not good. You really need to clean up after yourself when you cook! Please put them back in the refrigerator."

Right away dear.


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192,954 I been upper class, working class,  lower class and now I live comfortably. People have choices, if you are struggling to makes ends means don't bring kids until you can afford them, and when you make sure you will be able to provide them a safe environment, food and a good education. I understand things can happen like losing a spouse or a serious illness that can hurt a family financially but that's where planning and responsibility comes along make sure you have life insurance, make sure you save because you never know when you are going to need the money , don't spend money you have . Do you really need a new car every 5 years , can you really afford the big house instead of a modest house ?  Blaming other people for your problems won't solve them , the majority of millionaires on these country are self made , yes there are a few exceptions where they got lucky and inherit the money but it's not fair for those work hard to earn it and think as they own you something.  There are plenty of countries who believe in socialism why don't you relocate there? If you are a USA citizen is very easy to immigrate to other countries.


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192,953 I hated college, I absolutely hated it. Don't get me wrong. I love learning. But to learn, why did I have to live in dorms with thousands of other people my age? Why did I have to sleep in a room with them and shower with them and pee with them and eat with them. Why can't learning be about me sitting down with a book? Why did I have to be at this cult-like camp where it was expected and even demanded that I shout Go Tigers!

It has been proven that home schooling in elementary school up through high school works. The students learn more when on their own. There should be home schooling for college where students study on their own for a few years. I would have learned more and it would have cost infinitely less.


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192,952 940 how about we start in YOUR community and with YOUR property?
Such a secret to so many that socialism does not work.  


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192,951 It's hard to take the FBI seriously anymore. I watched a movie yesterday where the FBI kicked down a door with guns blazing, and I didn't see it as the power and might of law enforcement. Instead, I wondered which FBI agents were sleeping together and sending each other 10,000 love tweets a day.



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192,950 I think I’m to the point that my marriage is just broken. He says all problems are because of me. He takes no responsibility for anything. I’m scared, I’m sad and I just don’t know what to do.


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192,949 If ever again I hear a democrat call me or anyone else a Nazi or a racist, I'm going to punch your fucking face in. Consider that democrats. You don't know who I am and what I'm capable of. I could be standing right behind you on line at the movies. Say those words, Nazi or racist, and you won't be going to the movies. Take your immature distorted lying crap and shove it up your fucking ass so we never have to hear about it again. Or don't and watch what happens you pieces of shit.


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192,948 Ahhhhh vacation... I'm loving it! In the high desert in a rental house, with nothing but wide open pains before me at 7am. Even better is that I'm alone. Not a single fucking soul around me, and I couldn't be happier.

To my right are two kinds of smokes. In front is the fireplace. Both have a blaze going. To my left is a cup of hot coffee, a 6-pack of cold beer, and a bottle of scotch. I'm sitting naked on the front porch and just watched the sun rise, and with a bit of a buzz, I can see the TV in the living room streaming porn from my laptop.

The joy of getting away from work, being dirty, and having the freedom to be drunk and stoned by 8am has made me the happiest person on the planet. It may only be a weekend I can spend here and acting a little wild and enjoy letting myself be... Myself.


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192,947 The memo is released.
The next day a garbage truck hits a chartered train with basically half the government on it.
Like its not being air survailed and protected on the ground. We still dont know the name of the garbage truck driver. We knew the vegas shooters name in two days. And NOBODY IS ASKING QUESTIONS! The next day the stock market drops 666 POINTS. And nobody sees this? This goes so far beyond republican and democrat it should be mind blowing. But we all pretend this is not happening. Nope everything is fine, shut up and watch the super douchebowl. We deserve whats going to happen.


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192,946 I have been a registered Democrat until this last State of the Union address.  I am ashamed of how the Democrats acted.  I hope Nancy Pelosi's face freezes in one of her twisted looks.  Would serve her right.  


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192,945 This secret  is going to be all over the place because i am angry from thinking about it and can’t express myself in a logical sequence.

live an 18 hour drive from my parents, so I see them 2-3 times per year. My mom’s dad moved in with them, and ever since, my cherished visits with my family have become clouded over. My grandfather abused her and all the other women in my family except his mother.

He is obsessed with food and constantly critiques her cooking. She went to culinary school and works at a bakery part time, for fuck’s sake! She is an amazing cook. He says sexist things to her and makes fun of my and my sister’s appearances (we are attractive women in our late 20s.) He is also a nasty old racist and I have never felt bad about speaking up when he thinks it’s funny to wear his swastika pin just to taunt me. I’m not a little girl anymore. I don’t have to put up with his shit.

From the childhood abuse she endured from him, my mom had a lifelong fear of him. She hasn’t realized that she’s not the scared little girl anymore. She can’t stand up to him. I see her catering to his almost every whim and it angers me. He did nothing to deserve it. He abused her physically and emotionally. His temper was violent and volatile. She walked on eggshells trying to avoid pissing him off. My poor mom who has always worked so hard to make sure everyone is taken care of and loved...she deserved better than him as a father. You don’t know how hard it is for me when I’m leaving to go home knowing what she deals with.

My sweet grandmother died 20 years ago. My mom and I loved her. She was also abused by my grandfather. When they divorced when my mom was in high school, my grandfather took a hammer and smashed her wedding ring. In the divorce settlement, he was the breadwinner of the family, so when the money was split, he gave her one penny more so she could say that she got the most money in the settlement.

I’m conflicted about my feelings towards him. He isn’t all bad. He’s helped me when I was in college and helped my parents out when they needed it. But knowing what he’s done to the women in my family, it’s unforgivable. I don’t particularly care for him, but I don’t hate him. My mom is the most precious person in the world to me, and the idea of anyone hurting her fills me with anger. Every time he bitches about the food that she makes, it angers me. Nevermind that she does her best to cook things he likes. If someone cooked for me every day, I would be grateful and not complain to them and nitpick.

I don’t really call him to talk or anything. I don’t even really know how I’ll feel when he passes. Maybe some sadness, but not grief. I feel kind of bad that I feel this way, but I can’t help it.

It angers me that my grandmother’s life was cut short, but my grandfather trashes his body with excessive amounts of food and junk food and he’s still here. I loved my grandma. She was kind and loving and gentle to everyone. Why was she taken and my grandfather with his ass backwards views on race and women and his history of terrible abuse allowed to keep going?? When I think of what I know my mom and grandma went through from him, it tears my heart apart and I cry so much. Three generations of women have been hurt by him. I hope my siblings have children after he goes so that he can’t hurt the fourth generation.

I don’t talk about this with anyone because it hurts. But every time I’m about to go visit, it resurfaces and overwhelms me...


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192,944 On snowy days when school is canceled because of the bad weather, the school sends out a text at 5 in the morning.

My wife gets the text and then proceeds to wake me and the kids to let us know it's a snow day and there's no reason to wake up early.

Hopefully there are people smarter than my wife who see the flaw in her logic.


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192,943 Partisanship is a mental illness. So is believing in sky people that magically control the humans that love them. When you ignore the narrative and lies they try to create, the truth Appears. Try it sometime.


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192,942 Sometimes people don't want to converse; they just want to talk, and talk, and talk...

I signed off earlier today from a 25-minute phone call from a senior-years female acquaintance living in a distant city.  Apart from stopping once to draw breath, she talked non-stop for the whole call about such stuff as hospitals, medical appointments, her friend's medical issues and the problems of her friend's son in finding work.  At the one point where I had the opportunity to get a word in without interrupting her, there was little I could say.  What could I say?  I'm not keen to get too personal about other people's medical issues, and I can't arouse a stroke of interest in issues relating to other people whom I've never met and don't know from a bar of soap.

I'm working my way through a Precalculus textbook that I have on my computer.  I also have a speakerphone on my desk, and while this monologue was going on, I secretly kept myself occupied solving a few equations in the textbook, punctuated by the occasional "uh huh" or "yeah".


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192,940 We need to progress as a country. We need to get to the point where everybody has the same standard salary. I think that would completely eradicate all divisiveness we have been facing.  Nobody should be living in the lap of luxury while there are people who are living paycheck to paycheck to feed their children. I hope the poor starts to invade the rich communities in the US and take what is theirs.


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192,939 I've lost faith in our justice department.


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192,938 I have made my decision. The Aokigahara forest.


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192,937 I'm telling people I'm buying a new violin so I can play old-time fiddle music. Well, that's sort of true, but mainly I'm buying it so I can play my favorite hymns. But that's so lame I can't bring myself to tell people.


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192,936 When I was younger and caught up in addiction, I sliced up my legs so that I'd have to stop sleeping with men for money. All that happened was I learned it didn't bother them at all.


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192,935 I had a hot sex dream about one of my husband’s friends. I’m not even really attracted to the guy in real life.... but it was a really good dream.


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192,934 When I watch a movie and there is a bad guy I really enjoy when he is killed in the plot. If he is really bad then I want his death to be painful and cruel. I go one step further though. If he is really really bad, it's not enough to watch him die on screen. I want the actor who plays the part to be killed in real life.


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192,933 Now we know the truth.  The DNC and the Clinton campaign paid a guy who worked for Fusion GPS to make up stuff in a dossier about Trump.  The FBI couldn't get a FISA warrant to spy on a member of the Trump campaign, so they paid the same guy for the dossier of made up stuff, with the FBI and DOJ knowing it was false.  Then the FBI gave the false dossier to the FISA judge without telling the judge where it came from, or that the DNC paid for it, saying it was truthful when they knew it wasn't - they lied to get the FISA warrant.  The FBI used that warrant to spy on the Trump campaign person - and then on all the other Trump campaign members as being "incidental" to the warrant.  Then when the warrant expired, the FBI used the same fake dossier 3 more times to renew the warrant, at one point using a Yahoo article written by the same guy who wrote the dossier to "corroborate" their story.  Then when Trump won the election, the fake dossier was pushed as being the reason for the Mueller investigation, with the hope of getting Trump impeached for obstruction or lying.  The FBI, Obama, Clinton, and the FBI all funneled the money through the same law firm - Perkins Coie.

And there you have it - it was Clinton, the FBI, and the DOJ conspiring to attempt to rig a presidential election, and then illegally depose a lawfully elected president.

It was all a hoax.

But what is nobody talking about?  Nobody is talking about how Trump knew all these things were occurring.  He was dropping hints for the last year - "my phone is being tapped," "the FBI and Clinton is behind the Russia story," etc.  He KNEW.  Somebody was telling him these things.  And then he artfully and patiently maneuvered all his enemies into a position where they're now about to be charged, without their even knowing it.  He's still doing it now - he's not firing anybody at the FBI because he knows the fact that they've been implicated effectively ruined any indictment they'd seek to press.

He played these Democrats brilliantly.  This will be studied for decades.


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192,932 Am I the only woman alive who doesn't wear panties? I haven't worn them in years, and when I do, I feel like I have a diaper on.


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192,931 Ha ha. I love these secrets. Some night I sleep on the couch because I need a shower but it's late and I can't be bothered, but at the same time I can't climb into bed next to my husband because I'm a stinko. My only option is to sleep on the couch. I never tell him why. He doesn't care. He never asks about it.


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192,930 I think the dems are desperately trying to get out from under this Russia investigation. They know there is no evidence. It's been a year already and there is nothing. They can't say so though. They'd look like the vindictive witch hunters they are. So the investigation lingers on.

I think the dems are  hoping for some big news event that will distract the American public. Then when everyone is looking the other way, the plug will quietly be pulled on the Russian thing.

If I had to guess, there is a secret scheme for something to happen at the Olympics. It would be perfect. A bomb or whatever. It would unite us as a country. The Russian investigation will seem irrelevant and will slip off into the night.

Just you watch...


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192,929 Last night after work, I - a 48yo white woman - stopped at the bank to deposit some of my teenage son's cash into his account.  I usually do this through the ATM, but there was a long line, and it was really cold out, so I decided to go inside.

There were four people in line in front of me.  There were three workers in cubicles, two employees chatting behind the counter while arranging decorations, and just one teller working.  While waiting, a Hispanic man got in line behind me, followed by an African American man.

Then one of the employees who was chatting comes out from behind the counter to see if he can assist those of us in line.  He, an African American, didn't come up to me, who was next.  Nope - he went right for the brother who came in last.  For whatever reason, that guy had to actually speak to the teller, so he moved on to the Hispanic man.  The employee told him that he could make his transaction through the ATM, so he went to do that.

And then - he walked away.  Didn't bother asking me if he could help, he just walked over to the cubicles and sat down to chat with the worker there.  I think I experienced racial discrimination.


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192,928 I've been scouting out places I can park my car overnight without being hassled by the cops. I think this is the week I get evicted. Car living here I come. Damn, just occurs to me, no more stealing free wifi from my neighbor. Fuck.


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192,927 Tomorrow I'm going to a store to buy legal recreational marijuana. This is something I thought I would never be able to do in my lifetime.


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192,926 Monday night I will cheat on my husband.

I have a job interview on Tuesday morning in the city. I'd have to get up at 5 o'clock am to get there on time. I decided instead to go in on Monday afternoon and stay with my sister. My husband knows all this. What he doesn't know is that my sister is out of town herself. So as much as I'll be staying at her apartment, she won't be there. I have arranged to meet up with my ex boyfriend for dinner on Monday evening. Being in the same industry, he is going to coach me about the job interview. He is married. But seeing that my sister's apartment is empty... I fully plan on sleeping with him. Goodbye fidelity.


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192,925 In the end, I think the US will have to apologize to Russia for all the false accusations.


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192,924 I don't give a rat's ass about the Super Bowl. Not the game, not the halftime show, not the commercials, nothing. I have never cared about the Super Bowl. No deep emotional reason, I'm just not interested.


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192,923 I'm already bored with the Olympics and they haven't even started.


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192,922 I am a CNA in a nursing home. I've been doing this kind of work for over a decade. The past couple of weeks I've been witnessing things that aren't ok. Things that will make me eventually leave for employment elsewhere. I know there's good and bad staff everywhere, but, at my job, the nurses and the aides are awesome. The nurses are very smart and do their jobs well. However, some of the patients are in rooms without so much as a sink. They have to use a community bathroom, and have no privacy there. The unit is locked down, so they have to spend 24/7 inside the four walls/hallway of one section of the building. It's really really really so much like prison, except at least prison inmates get to go outdoors sometimes! I can't help but think that these people lived their whole lives just to end up with a small room, bed, TV, and the few belongings they own. They don't see the light of day, and aren't given anything to do for fun. I've worked at many different facilities, and have never felt so horribly for patients than I do now. The administration also makes the staff lie about things. For instance, once a patient punched another in the face. The administration made the staff say that the patient fell instead of the truth that someone else hit them. That's just wrong


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192,921 I binge watch hulu, YouTube,  or Netflix on my iphone the entire 12 hours I'm at work. I have a Bluetooth that is basically hidden in my ear. When I cant watch, I at least listen. I don't know what I'd do if I had to go though a shift without it. I've also began streaming it while grocery shopping, driving, cleaning up my house, and doing laundry. Basically all of my waking hours....


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192,920 Placing a child up for adoption is signing up for an empty bleak life of heart ache and never feeling whole.


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192,919 I can't figure out why people think peeing in the shower is gross. Pee is clean. It's actually sterile. I forego peeing in the toilet before showering so that I can use the shower. It saves a flush and a bit of toilet paper.


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192,918 In September my husband announced that he will no longer be initiating sex with me. At first, I initiated sex, only to be left disappointed because he came in under 30 seconds. It was driving me crazy, I wanted to be dominated, pleasured, wanted, etc. Now, we're a sexless couple and I'm okay with it. I no longer want sex, I no longer think about it, and it's very liberating. Except, every now and then, when I'm getting undressed, I'll catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror and see my attractive young body and remember, "oh ya, there's that. Such a shame, such a waste."


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192,917 We met at a very nice restaurant and she was already there when I got there.  She is stunning.  Forty years old, dark hair that falls over her shoulders, a million dollar smile, and smoky brown eyes.  She was wearing a little black Calvin Klein dress and her neckline plunged and her magnificent breasts were there to look at.

She told me she had thought of me the other day and bought me a gift.  She asked if I wanted it before dinner.  I said yes, and she said she had to go to the bathroom.  She got up from the table and I knew what my gift was.

A week or so ago I mentioned I wanted a remote controlled vibrator, a small one that goes in her pussy and you can control with a little fob.  I knew this was my gift.

She came back to the table and was smiling from ear to ear.  She looked so sexy.  I told her I figured out my gift and she smiled and she handed me the remote control.  It is a little disk shaped fob, and the button controls five different settings.  To turn it off, you hold the button down for five seconds.

So our date is going well.  We are laughing and we ordered appetizers, and we were having a beer.  I put the fob in my hand, but I did not turn it on.  I waited.  I waited until our waitress came and took our order and when she was leaving the table, I clicked the button on the fob.  She gave a little jump, a surprise, and then told me the first setting was too intense.  I clicked it again and it went into the first setting.

She lost her train of thought.  Her eyes glazed over, and when she talked she would start sentences and then not be able to finish them.  She told me that she needed a loud place, to cover the sound of the vibrator, but I told her I could hear nothing.  She said that I could certainly feel it, though, and I told her that I could not.  It was her, it was only her.

And then I held the button down and turned it off.  When it clicked off you could see that exact moment in her eyes and facial expressions.

So the rest of the night was spent with me controlling the vibrator on her, in a restaurant, with only her and I knowing what went on.  I found out, just from her facial expressions that setting number four was the best.  This went on for a couple of hours and at the end of the night I told her to take it out, and she did.

She was soaked.  She could not believe how wet she was.  She pulled it out and put it in her purse, and I took the remote control button.  That is true submission.

She is the sexiest woman I have ever been with, by far.  She is extremely smart, well-educated, funny, playful, and submissive.  She calls me sir.  I am a 55 year old guy who is a little overweight and I blend in wherever I go.  She is out of my league, except she isn't.  She is mine.  And my God we love each other.

When we got to my car we made out.  I brought her to orgasm twice, it could have been a dozen times but we had time constraints, and the second one was like a volcano.  

Last night was one of the greatest nights of my life and no one, except me, knew that I owned her pussy.


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192,916 I wonder sometimes if I actually even like some of my "friends." I mean, I guess after years of knowing someone it is possible to just grow apart personality wise, but there are just some things about them I can't stand. Of my two closest friends right now, one is completely codependent on usually multiple people at any given time. She will flirt and try to strike up a pity party in order to manipulate people to give her things or pay for things for her. It becomes obvious that her focus is money because she talks about it constantly yet never has any. The past 4 or 5 months in a row, she will complain that she does not have enough money for rent the day before it's due and act like she doesn't know what to do about it. How do you wait until the day before a payment is due to then worry about it? Grow up.

One of my other "friends" goes to work for like 4 or 5 hours a day making like $10 an hour and then sleeps all day. The other day she slept for like 2 days in a row. She earned advanced degrees in college and never did anything with it.

I can't wait until I can move to another state.


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192,915 I still think about you every day S it's so upsetting that we could never get past it


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192,914 By many standards, I’m a loser. But I don’t feel like a loser.


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192,913 33rd anniversary today, wife completely forget.  She had a girls night scheduled so I got a group of guys together and hit a brew pub for dinner, saw 12 men and the swung by a strip club. Best anniversary ever


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192,912 i hate being an illustrator among craftsmen. they're miles ahead of me in skill and talent. i used to identify as an artist but now i just feel like a failure.


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192,911 Got in a fight with the wife tonight. Again. She asked where I wanted to go out to eat, and I said I didn't care as long as it wasn't 'xyz'.i think I may have convinced her this time that I really don't care.

But I actually do. I do like 'xyz', and this way I can eat there about once a month. Every other time when I would say where I wanted to go, there was always something wrong with it, so we never went places that I answered.

The truth is I'm avoiding the fight. Everything is a competition to her, and she obsesses over winning little battles, like where to eat. It makes me giggle in my brain to take that fight away from her. I'm just can't tell her that. It's funny to me to think we are both winning the unspoken silent fight.


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192,910 My wife promised me sex at a party last weekend, and even though we'd had a few drinks I thought she would be up for it. I tried a few times to get her in the mood but she brushed me off, saying the crowd had to thin out some.

Long story short, I tried about a dozen times in the next few hours, but she declined, saying it had to be "perfect", and she was scared of being caught, heard, too cold, too hot, having sex hair, etc. she acted interested, groping me and teasing, then I saw the look in her eye. I knew the look. She was lying.

Then she cried when I groped her in secret, saying it wasn't the perfect setting. By this time I had blue balls, the party was winding down, so I went and took care of my problem manually. I stopped chasing her after that. She got mad when I stopped chasing her though. She also stopped leading me on and went to sleep on one of the cots in the guest room.

The next day she made a point of telling all our friends that I was too much of a drunk loser to try and have sex with her when she was begging for it. We talked on the way home, and she defended her actions saying doing it in the broom closet wasn't sexy, and it was my fault we couldn't hook up, so I deserved the comments.

Oh well. I almost had sex for the first time in 18 months. It would have been the fifth time since we got married, but before our vows, it was at least 5 times a week, with each of us initiating half the time. That was four years ago.

This is why guys cheat. Otherwise our marriage is great, but I don't know if I can take much more of this. Too bad it's going to cost me about $50k to get divorced.


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192,909 The sexual tension between my male coworker and me is beginning to reach critical mass. He’s texting me outside of work. Our relationship could be described as consensual sexual harassment. I’m 100% into it.


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192,907 How does a kangaroo clean its pouch? At least I have gravity on my side.


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192,905 I really like the movie Groundhog Day.


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192,904 This temp job was a big mistake.  I got stuck in a job with bad hours, and blamed for not doing the job good enough when the company frequently doesn't give me the tools I need to do my job.  The workers here are snobs.  Just looked at another job offered at the temp agency, and it's better hours and pay.  I hope this works out.


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192,903 I’m bored, come over and play with me? I promise I won’t bite. Only lick!!!!! ;)


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192,902 People put so much time into staying fit, but spend no time getting smarter. They will train for two hours a day, 5 days a week - for the purpose of what exactly? Of living a few extra years when they are 80 and feeble?

What if instead people spent their free time reading and getting informed? You might only live to 75, but it would be a brilliant 75 year span where you have contributed to our world, our thinking, our growth, instead of just running circles around the track.



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192,901 I took a picture of my female friend without her knowing it.  I jerk off to it.


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192,900 I applaude the angry dad who went after Nassar. Men and women who abuse children should be publically beaten and hung. Our society has become to conerned with letting people live who dont deserve it. Prisons are too crowded with people like this. You kill someone, abuse someone, rape someone you shouldn't be given the priledge of life. just my personal opinion.


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