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193,599 I had to "take my son out to the proverbial woodshed" tonight.  He's 5 years old and he was purposefully acting up in a restaurant tonight.  There were other people there trying to enjoy their meals.  When I was telling him to calm down, he refused.  He was being defiant.  I must have given him 15 warnings about what was about to happen.

Finally, I grabbed him by the arm and dragged him out of the restaurant.  I took him to the car and strapped him in the car seat and told him we were going to sit in the car until he learned to behave himself.

He was still defiant.  I could see the look on his face.  He was telling me he was in control.  When I was telling him that he was going to act appropriately in the restaurant, he started babbling loudly to ignore me.

That was it.  I let loose on him.  I don't hit my children.  But I can scream at them like a fucking drill sergeant.  Even then, he just looked at me blankly.  It was not having an effect on him.  I had to up my voice.  I know people in the parking lot could hear me.  Finally, he cracked.  His expression changed and he was genuinely upset and crying.  I won, and he lost.  The dad was in control again.

Then I backed down and was just stern with him again.  He promised to behave in the restaurant.  He was fine the rest of the night.

I fucking hate having to do that.  I so fucking HATE doing that.  It ruined the night for me.  But I am not unleashing a unbehaved child on the world.  He will learn to respect people.


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193,598 I have a really old dog. She’s 15 and her dog breed usually lives between 8-13 years. She has cancer but she still has good days, other days I know she’s in pain. She barely eats. I know I should put her to sleep, the vet even says it’s time, but I can’t seem to do it. I wish she would die in her sleep so I don’t have to make the decision. It feels like murder.

But I guess this week is it. Poor old dog. I’ll miss her.


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193,597 “Finding” my dad didn’t help anything. I still feel like I don’t belong anywhere.


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193,595 My neighbors never walk their dog. They have an English bulldog. He looks like he could be about 5. They leave him in the backyard, or have him in their house, but never have I seen him outside or on a leash to be walked. Poor dog probably hasn’t seen anything new in his entire life. Makes me want to take him, but I live right next door. It’s too obvious, and I don’t trust other people, because they might just sell him to make money..


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193,593 Fuck vegans!  I love meat and will never stop eating it!

Feels good pouring a glass of milk and not getting yelled at over it.


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193,592 It makes me sad to think of how many countries are "run" by idiots who are only after power and money, and let their citizens suffer in poverty and gang violence. So many of these people try to escape their hell-hole to run to the USA, thinking they will be welcomed in and given a life of luxury, for free, just because they breathe. That all sounds nice, and I'm glad they could escape their old life of bad stuff, but come on now, how is this even going to be sustainable? It's not. We can't take in the supposed refugees from all over the world and let them live here for free, while spending billions a year to accommodate their wishes.

How about instead of treating millions of symptoms, if we instead work on treating the root cause? You know, help these tens of millions of suffering innocent people by removing the thing that causes their strife. Several first-world nations, and the (ugh, gross) UN, could band together and wipe out the drug cartels in Americas.

Predator drone strikes on known drug operatives would be a good start. Then mercenaries with no rules to follow can strike gang member's houses, and I don't give a damn if their families have to be sacrificed to take out the gang-bangers. Private "security" companies (think Blackwater) can swoop in to mow Boko Haram to the ground. MS13=DIH1369 (die in hell, unlucky cocksuckers!).

Will this ever happen? Hell no. The governments that "run" these countries either approve of these mafias, or directly benefit from it, so they don't want their source of money and power taken away.

It sounds horrid of me, I know this, and I kind of dislike myself for saying it, but many of the world's problems with corruption, drugs, abuse, and humanitarian problems could be defeated in less than a year by a strong military take-over of those sovereign nations. Let the USA over-run, defeat, and own Mexico, most Central American countries, then help bring them to proper standard of life without the drugs/trafficking/rapes/kickbacks/etc. Let the nation hold itself to a new standard, with the backing of the USA. Maybe when we fix their crap we can give it back to the locals. Or not, whatever.

Regardless, it would allow local residents to remain in their homes instead of encouraging these people to flee to the USA. That's just my inner thought stream though. I know it would never gain much acceptance since US politicians want to import more foreigners who know no other way of life, and if they follow the trends, they won't integrate well into society.

And this is also something I can talk to any friends about. They think the us.gov isn't doing enough to finance the rest of the world, and they want more. I wish I could tell them how I really feel, but I would be outcast. So I'll only tell you, CC. Please don't let my secret get too far spread, or I would be hated as well.


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193,591 My wife has it pretty damn good. We have a beautiful house, great kids. I'm not an overbearing husband.

But my wife is constantly miserable. What sets her off is if a friend of hers has something my wife doesn't have. A friend buys a new car. My wife is miserable that our car is a year old. A friend goes on vacation to Paris. My wife is miserable we aren't on vacation in Paris, even though my wife went to London for a week last year.

This is my wife. She's not happy having a nice life. She's only happy if she has the same or more than everyone else she knows. What an awful way to live her life.


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193,590 My wife will not allow herself to have an orgasm. We have sex, she can be comfortable all the way up to getting close. Moving her hips, tightening herself, the breathing, all of that. It can continue and continue till she is close,. Then almost there she shuts it down. Does not matter what we are doing she won't go over that edge. It's "enough, enough" or , "stop stop" and she will pull herself away.
I know exactly why. She won't allow herself to be out of control, not even for that 15 seconds.


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193,589 I was literally masturbating so long that my finger is wrinkled. New accomplishment


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193,588 I swore I seen you drive past as I was burying my Father this week. I honestly don’t know what to think anymore....


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193,587 I don't know why I thought anyone would like me. I've never been a first choice.


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193,586 Next time you are in the produce section, look for a younger and more attractive, petite female shopping. You may notice her picking up one piece after another looking them over and rejecting many before settling on her choice. Now, see what it is she chose. Let’s say it was a healthy looking Chinese eggplant, one of the longer and more light colored types. You may notice it is near perfect in appearance and one of the larger (fatter) ones. Now try to picture her paying for her groceries and heading home, picking up Thai takeout on the way. Imagine her enjoying her dinner alone, then retreating to hehe run for a good relaxing soak in hot water. Imagine her getting out, putting on a silky kimono, and washing her new eggplant meticulously. NOW, try to picture this lovely young thing on her bed, with her robe open and her freshly shaven crotch visible between her open legs. Try to imagine the sight of her gently dripping some light sesame oil on her mound as she looks intently at her smooth skin, and simultaneously using the bulbous end of this vegetable to run the oil up and down her slit. Imagine her lips being parted wide around
the sensual and soft flesh of the eggplant.  Think about how her face may light up and her mouth involuntarily opens when she starts to press the thick end into her needy opening and her gasping sound as it opens her up . Now, try to imagine how her pussy may struggle to take it as she uses both hands to force her little body to accept it. Imagine if you will, the woman slowly but purposefully working it in and out of her sex and being able to watch her tight little pussy stretch and grip it as sgebwithdraws the wider end out of her horny slit. Imagine her throwing her ankles up in the air and pushing her cute swollen pussy up and out. Imagine seeing her hipbones poke up as she fucks the thick shiny purple plant. Imagine her legs fall wide open as she desperately drags her wet pussy along the eggplants length. Finally, try to imagine the sound of her cries when her pussy intensely seizes and convulses and delivers hot slippery juice out from her young hole. Imagine her pulling out the thick and long veggie she just fucked with no holding back. And falling asleep relaxed, happy, and warm all over. She looks forward to splitting herself open like this at least a couple times a week. That’s what most women who buy one phallic piece of produce are doing with it. They are picking out the perfect fuck and spreading their legs for its entry. Pretty fucking hot, isn’t it?


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193,585 I came inside your wife many times Monday night. I bent her over the kitchen counter too. Fucking hott. Can't wait to see her again.


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193,584 I've read about another very pretty middle school teacher (age 27 or so) who fucked one of her students. As a matter of fact, she had a sexual relationship with him (14 years old). There was another article linked to this one, where they showed 61 other young female teacher, all beautiful women, who fucked one of their underage students. What's up with that? I just want to know what others here think of that? I mean, these women are super attractive, many of them married, I really don't understand...



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193,583 Working with nasty, catty female coworkers is the worst feeling in the world! I have been nothing but nice to these women (and everyone else in the workplace) yet they get together and bad mouth me behind my back but are nice to my face. It’s so hurtful and I am sick of crying all the time because my feelings are so hurt. I will not confront them because I am not a confrontational person and don’t want to fight/argue. I don’t want to quit because I love my job and need the benefits for my family. I am pretty, dress nice and keep myself in good shape- I think jealously is the reason and they have no reason to be jealous of me. People can be so rotten. Thank God I have good friends there that I lunch/hang out with so there’s that positive part I guess.


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193,582 I am in my 40s now. When I was in my 20s I was fairly promiscuous. I really didn’t treat myself with much respect and therefore wasn’t treated with much respect.   After suffering from severe depression throughout most of my 30s I feel like I am now coming out of it. I don’t think I would even know how to have a relationship now. I’m not even sure if I want one, but sometimes it would be nice to have somebody that actually cared about.  I feel like people must think I’m really weird because I’m always single.


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193,581 I'm going to sign up next week to begin tutoring so I can get my GED. I'm so scared at what grade level I'll place at. I have no idea what it will be because I dont know what grade school I last was doing. A real botched half ass home schooling job that stopped at 12 or 13 and I'm now 27.
I know that if I don't do it now, I never will. It's okay if it takes me a couple years even, as long as I'm doing it.
The most PRICELESS thing a GED can give me, is self confidence I've never felt because I dont have an education.
I like omgsh I could go to college!!! Wow. Okay wish me luck.


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193,580 We went to a wedding today at an Evangelical "church." I put "church" in quotes because no way was that room a church. There wasn't even a cross in it! Never mind a crucifix, an altar, a tabernacle, stained glass, or even a pulpit. It was like being in a meeting room in a hotel.

Of course the "music" was led by an electric guitar, an electric keyboard, and a guy playing some type of bongo drums. It was typical Evangelical fare--"Yahweh, we praise your name, you are an awesome god." Fortunately they only sang three songs.

The whole thing left me unsettled in a way I couldn't quite put my finger on. I just knew it left me wanting to go to Mass, to wash all that Calvinism off me.

At Mass I realized what the difference was. The entire focus of the Evangelical church was the stage. If the entire focus of your church is not a cross, not an altar, not even a pulpit, but a stage, that's pretty messed up.

But I have to keep that a secret lest I upset the family members that go to that "church," even though they openly say they believe Catholics are going to hell. I guess I'll see them there!


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193,579 I have a random fantasy I've never told anyone.

I know I'm different, in the minority, the slightly odd guy who isn't circumcised. And it rarely smells, and only then a little bit, and because I'm in need of a shower in general anyway.

I would like to meet a woman who wants to see what the "big deal" about the extra skin is all about, and that she is willing to go topless and let me touch her while she experiments with my (garden) snake's turtle-neck sweater. Sex isn't necessary, and I'd happily let myself go from hard to soft and back and forth until she's satisfied her curiosity.

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Edit: It's not so much about what she says, but I wouldn't mind some dirty talk. I am more interested in her reaction and seeing her play with a toy that's new to her. And of course, the sight and feeling of her body for me to play with would be fun too, but it's mostly about seeing her using me for her entertainment.


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193,578 I still think the movie Black Panther is racist. The studio that owns it planned it that way, and with today's society they did a good job of selling the blatant racism as being "politically correct", and I've personally heard from may people who think they are being edgy and progressive by watching it. Most have actually said they didn't see anything at all remotely close to racist about it. They only say it's a Marvel movie that's just as realistic as the others, and I'm close-minded for thinking any other way.

It kind of makes me laugh how much some of my friends bend over backwards to be so PC, but only kind of. I need new friends who aren't afraid to be sincere. This fakeness in people lately makes me sad for society.


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193,577 There’s a guy that lives near me. Our kids play together in the playground sometimes and we sit and chat. I’m not gonna lie. I’m kind of attracted to him. Nothing would ever come of it. We are both happily married. I also really like his wife (but even if I didn’t, I would never go after somebody else’s husband).

Today he came up on my “people you may know” section on Facebook. We have no mutual friends and I have never looked for him on Facebook.

I think this means he looked for me on Facebook. The idea of this makes me happy.


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193,576 Michelle Obama has been considering a run for President. Oprah could be her Vice President. Please please please I want this to happen so bad I could wet my pants.


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193,575 My sexual preferences from least favorite to most favorite:

999) Any kind of sex with my wife
998) Getting my cock run over by a bus
997) Have a whore vomit in my mouth
996) Putting my cock in any woman's pussy
995) Putting my cock in any woman's mouth
994) Putting my cock in any woman's ass
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4) Jacking off
3) Putting my cock in a guy's mouth
2) Putting my cock in a guy's ass
1) Having a guy put his cock in my ass

I'd say I'm pretty much done with my marriage.


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193,574 I have the Windows ME operating system on my computer. It's very outdated, almost 20 years old now. People laugh at me for using such obsolete software. But I find it's great for surfing the web because viruses don't run on it either. The machine never gets attacked because the dipshits who write malware have moved on to more current versions of Windows. You know, it's the same way I don't have to worry about my wife cheating. She's told old. Men wouldn't bother hitting on her.


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193,573 When I say anything contradicting others, I fear I will get sued for defamation. It's like I can't have an opinion of my own. It's illegal. At least in my head. I kind of stew for 30 days until the statute of limitations is up for defamation. then I resurface.


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193,572 My wife communicates with me via email, even though she is sitting in the next room.


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193,571 Met a girl from an online dating site. she was drinking. then when I was saying good bye she asked if I wanted her to get us a hotel room.are women really like this now?


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193,570 There is a show on Netflix called "The Push". Well worth watching. But I smelled a rat. I watched it like 20 times and discovered objects moved around, meaning the show was shot in different takes, meaning it is fake.


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193,569 I had a decent date with a guy about 2 days ago. He hasn't reached out to me. I'm not sure if I should text him first.


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193,568 there's no one like you! except... maybe... me :)
thanks for the plastic love and 20 more.

love, china ;)


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193,567 I am a young woman and I am sexually frustrated lol I haven’t had sex in six months... I could really use a cock in me... I’m trying to make it happen but it never seems to work out. Wish me luck


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193,566 I'm tempted to watch pornography again. Am just staring at ma screen, pornography site in mind, but I have not typed it yet.

I want to type a pornographic site into my browser. Am just staring at ma screen, pornography site in mind, but I have not typed it yet.

I'm tempted to watch pornography again. Am just staring at ma screen, pornography site in mind, but I have not typed it yet.


I want to type a pornographic site into my browser. Am just staring at ma screen, pornography site in mind, but I have not typed it yet.


I want to type a pornographic site into ma browser...






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193,565 My dad got banned from commenting on Pinterest because he left horrible messages on people’s political pins that he didn’t agree with. I’m glad he’s banned. He is obsessed with politics and gets extremely nasty about it. I expressed the other day how much Ioathe a certain political figure whose incompetence is going to negatively impact my career field, and he jumped down my throat and told me I was being “venomous.” Gee, sorry for having an opinion and disagreeing with your political party, pops. There have been times I texted him to say hi because he never called or texted me back because he was always commenting on Pinterest. I’m not sure if I even want to try anymore. I’ve always tried to deny that he cares more about politics and beating people down with his opinion until they agree with him. I guess it’s time to face it.

I’m glad I took after my mom and not him. We can discuss things and come away from it feeling respected even if we disagreed. She taught me from a young age about how to treat people properly. My dad just hurts people. She taught me about racism and what prejudice can do by teaching me about the holocaust. My dad makes nasty racist comments all the time. And he says I’M venomous? LOL.

Thank you, momma, for making sure I didn’t turn out like my dad. The world already has too many people like him...


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193,564 I am hanging on to this life by a monofilament and she pokes my turtle shell liver gut three times.  When she gets the "your offspring didn't come to work today" call, she won't clue that she may have tipped me over the edge.


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193,563 I wear pajamas to bed but no underwear. I'm not sure if other women do this? Or do you always wear pajamas and underwear?




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193,559 Was laying on my bed reading this afternoon. Saw movement out of the corner of my eye. Looked over and my sliding window was MOVING. Was I tripping? Grabbed my digital camera (luckily in arms reach) and turned it on and zoomed while catching video. Watched closely for about a minute. Yep, that motherfucker was moving very slowly and I watched it open about 1 inch over there course of 90 seconds. Quietly snuck up off my bed to the window and took my camera to the slot where the pretty paper I covered it with had come undone. Saw movement and shadows behind sheer colored paper and wasn’t able to see who/how many/any details. But omfg, someone tried to open my goddamn window! In broad daylight no less! And I’m not imagining it either! Well, FUCK THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE. I am purchasing extra thumbscrew slider locks to prevent actual entry and I’m going to catch a motherfucker on video and find out who is interested in me/my place/whatever. This is the THIRD time since age 14 I have had my (as my mom calls/called them) imaginative fear be actual fucking intuition keeping me abreast of some sketchy crap near me.  I’m gonna deal with this shit for good. Peeping toms are terrible and fearsome when you KNOW you’ve got one. I hope this motherfucker enjoys being in the system for being on some bullshit!


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193,558 How does a man in his late 40s pick up a woman in her mid-20s?  Advice???


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193,557 I texted somebody on the phone wanting to see Black Panther with him, and now I'm being recommended anti racism videos on Youtube.


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193,556 Today I got so mad at the employees of a fast food restaurant for messing up my order that I asked for a refund, and then threw the food back in through the window piece by piece. One fry here..four fries there. And the drink, I just sat on the little ledge outside the window, and crushed it, then drove off. It accomplished nothing, and I’m still hungry!!!!!


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193,555 Oh you fucking bitch! I could win the motherfucking presidency and you'll find a way to make me feel inferior! You're a narcissist who's never accomplished a goddamned thing. Now a goddamned thing! But you speak and act as if you've reached the peak of success.  And you say your mom is the bitch? Bitch, please.


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193,553 Yes, I get it that you want to set me up with your Mom.  But, have you noticed at all that I actually still take care of myself, and can get women 20 years younger than me, while she is , well, nasty?


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193,552 I have the most amazing bosses and job I could ever ask for. They took me out for lunch and gave me $100 for my birthday. I feel so blessed and lucky that they decided to hire me!! (only been here since august ཌྷ)

THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!  ER and KR


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193,551 We were supposed to have a storm overnight. Last night my husband told me to promise him I wouldn’t go to work tomorrow (an hour drive). I promised him I wouldn’t go if the weather was bad. That wasn’t good enough. He wanted me to promise not to go. I told him I was hearing him. I appreciated his concern. I promised I wouldn’t be stupid and I would stay home if the weather was bad.

He got mad. He threw a hissy fit. He stopped talking to me. He slept on the couch.

This morning the weather was terrible. I stayed home. Just like I said I would IF the weather was bad.

I hope sleeping on the couch gave him some feeling of justification.


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193,550 I think it's obvious Prince Harry will ultimately cheat on his wife.


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193,549 Wish I hadn't married so young (23). Wish I had stayed single and had a few more adventures first.


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193,547 It's kind of sad when the only politically and economically successful majority-black nation on the planet is a product of Marvel Comics.


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193,545 Congratulations on 40 days. You've fought hard to get here. There will be more fights, many more, but you are winning! You are doing something brave and amazing, and You. Are. Winning!!! Keep going, I believe in you :)


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193,544 When I was younger and hot I had a famous “A list” singer in a very famous band chasing after me- I blew him off. I was married so that’s a big no way. Looking back, I should have gave in. Oh well.


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193,543 My mum called suicide prevention on me mate. I live in UK. I'm teenage boy. Mate they put me in  mental insitution. Doctor nurses abused us.
My mum thinks I am problem.


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193,542 I’m too scared to call the suicide prevention hotline. For some reason I think they’re going to be able to track me down, and I don’t know. Not hurt me, but I really don’t want people to know that I suffer. I don’t want people to think that I want attention.


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193,541 I wish I could run into one of those perfect Instagram moms. The kind that takes pictures of their kid in cute outfits with their hair always curled or put up in nice hairstyles. I’d love to meet one in person, and then just throat punch her right in front of her kid.


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193,540 When someone pisses me off in public, or does something shitty, especially in traffic, I always put up my hands as if it were a gun, and aim it at them. They are so lucky it’s not real. I really cannot stand people.


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193,539 My daughter's affluent high school is putting on a spring musical. There's a role of a robber. It's being played by the only black kid in the school. The parents are getting a chuckle out of this. They think it's perfect.

We have a long way to go as a nation.


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193,538 Three former roommates from college. They remained close all these years. A month ago one starts to feel blue. She tells the other two. Her mother died recently. Her husband says he wants a divorce now that their son is going off to college.

The two former roommates are unsympathetic. They roll their eyes at their friend. They tell her she's a drama queen.  They tell her they really don't want to hear about her crap anymore.

Yesterday the sad roommate killed herself. Hanging. Dead. Gone. That's it.

Today the two former roommates are laughing. They are calling their sad friend an "attention seeking whore".

My wife is one of the two former roommates.

I'm left here just shaking my head. I need to get away from my wife. I'm suddenly worried I will die of a heart attack and my wife will speak at my eulogy and tell everyone I died just to get attention for myself.




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193,537 Today was a really hard day of sobriety. But the day is almost over and I will wake up to day 40. Thank you Lord.


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193,536 I've followed my husband when he's gone out to make sure he went where he says he went.


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193,535 My son and daughter inlaw are pigs. They have 3 kids 1, 6 and 9. Their house is a mess all the time. Can’t even take out the trash regular and the house smells like a dumpster. Roaches all over. They leave pots and pans dirty on the stove for days. What the hell is wrong. They don’t even care to pick up fast food bags from the living room. Makes me want to cry when I see my grand kids living like that. Old food in the refrigerator. Don’t even cover the left overs and the fridge is packed with literally just garbage. WHY?????


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193,534 There was a project undertaken recently at MIT. The students built a language parser. It was software that learned human speech patterns and then could carry on a conversation. But with a twist. The code was specifically designed to learn speech patterns used in online forums.

To seed the database, the MIT student fed in threads from online forums. Tens of millions of conversations were analyze by the computer.

Once the computer had learned enough, the students tried it out.

They typed in "Hello, how are you today?"

The computer responded with, "Mind your own fucking business asshole."

For real. The computer learned to always give some nasty  insulting response. This is what it found happens in online forums.

Now think this through. Our children are online all the time. Our children are constantly communicating with their classmates through facebook, snapchat, and instagram.

Now wonder why they are so messed up. No wonder why they gun people down. It's all they know.


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193,533 Why do people who get divorced need to share their dirty laundry in public and tear each other up in court.  Why can't more people act like grown-ups?


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193,532 I'm a crybaby, but I hate when people see it. And it's really uncomfortable when people ask what's wrong. ..especially if they're close to me. Because those are the people who are usually involved in it. Not that they're bad people, it's just a part of becoming an adult. Your social circles get smaller.

Today I remembered how kids on the playground used to come up to me and ask what was wrong when I was crying. Kids I wasn't even friends with. I miss that.


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193,530 #529  The  
Death card usually means the beginning of something or the end of something.  Not necessarily death per se.  Lighten up.


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193,528 My boyfriend is really upset right now because all I do is sleep all day.
I wonder if I may be dealing with sleep apnea?


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193,527 No Killian you should not have a baby. Autumn will be very disappointed in you. Mum would be the one raising it. Everyone knows you are not ready. Stop trying to be like everyone else Killian.

You need to clear your mind.

Love, Ashley


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193,526 Men, you get bonus points if you lick my pussy when I'm having my period.


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193,525 I know a couple with a 13 year old boy. He smokes weed with the full knowledge of his parents and for christmas his parents gave him an electric lighter. Why aren't there laws to shut down parents like that?


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193,524 I’m hearing so much hatred towards millennials. Y’all love to blame us for all the worlds problems and stereotype us. I’m just wondering, where is the logic in that? You think a whole generation of people somehow came out different from the previous generation? How could that happen? Did you forget y’all are the ones who raised us? Or maybe it was something in the water we grew up drinking. Something that your generation dumped into our water, that is. If millennial are shitty, I believe it’s because our parents made us that way.


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193,523 I haven't had really good sex in decades.


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193,521 I might be homeless soon. I have no plan to stop it. I will move into my car with my children.


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193,520 519, surprising nobody has videotaped her screeching and yelling, and turned it in to the administration.  It’s not only kids that might bring guns to school.....  I never thought I’d say that, but we live in a different world these days.....


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193,519 I absolutely cannot stand one of the teachers at the school I teach at. I’ve never met a teacher who was so foul-tempered and nasty. I can’t even bear to walk past her classroom on my prep or during my lunch period when she’s teaching because her screeching and yelling at her students puts me on edge. I can only imagine how the kids feel. How can one learn from someone who berates and terrifies them?? It’s like an unspoken fact at school that no one likes her.

Her students come to me for help with their homework which is in a complete different subject area than mine. I try to help as much as I can. I think that says something when you ask a teacher in a different subject area for help because your teacher terrifies you. She and I have a lot of mutual students. All I can do is do my best to be kind and supportive of them when I have them in class. It’s hard enough for kids at the age we teach to speak up and ask for help, and it hurts their ability to self-advocate when they’re treated like this.

One time she yelled at ME in the hallway along with some other students. None of us had any idea what our transgression was. I was so pissed, and I just kept walking because if I stopped, I probably would have gone up to her and told her what the fuck was up. But I can’t do that, and obviously I won’t because I like my job and don’t want to get in trouble over her.

Our mutual students are good kids. Maybe they’re pains in the ass sometimes, but that comes with the territory. Love them and set expectations for them and they’ll love you back and rise to the occasion. It’s not that god damned difficult. I hope the rumors are true and she retires next year. I almost wonder if I should really feel sorry for her...obviously something in her life is making her unbearably miserable.

I’ve been needing to get this off my chest for a while. I feel better now.





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193,518 There are too many awful people in this world.

Every time I see someone litter, I want to follow them home, and slash the tires on their car. If they don’t have a car? I want to throw a large rock right through one of their windows. It’s the one thing I would be capable of doing to another person, without actually harming them, and I’m okay with that.


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193,517 My mother is going in for heart surgery tomorrow morning. I feel nothing. She has never been there when I needed her the most in my life. When people show you who they are - believe them. Reap what you sew and what not.
Other than feeling numb, the thought of her dying does nothing to me.
  


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193,516 In my office I have pictures of my wife, me, my kids, and my dogs.

I visited my wife's office for the first time.  She's worked there for 10 years.  There are pictures of her, our kids, and our dogs.

There's no pictures of me.

I'm beginning to understand why she's so cold to me.  She just doesn't love me anymore.


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193,515 A guy offered to give me a blow job once. He was short and dumpy. I turned him down. Had he been better looking I might have agreed.

Married guy, 50s.


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193,514 I don't steal. I borrow. There's a difference. Sort of.


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193,513 Women, if you really want your man to be faithful, then make him jealous.  Talk about another man being hot, then when making love, talk about that guy you saw.  He will be so turned on that he needs to fuck you good! He will need to give you his seed.
Jealousy keeps his internal Hunt and Chase mechanism running.
And of course, the Cuckhold Lifestyle would be the extreme version of this.


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193,512 So let me see if I understand...

If a fat ugly fuck like Harvey Weinstein gropes women, that's bad and he must be denounced by women and all of Hollywood.

But if a good looking hip guy like Ryan Seacrest gropes women, that's okay, because after all, he's good looking. So yes, please, let him co-host the Oscars.

Ok. Got it.




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193,511 I used to date a Brazilian guy.
Actually, he was my first love, and I was positive I would marry him one day.
All that change when I relationship started  to deteriorate, and our communication was lacking really bad. I started talking to this guy who worked in the same shopping complex as me. Older than me, and definitely more fit than any guy I’ve ever had a face-to-face conversation with.
Anyway, we talked often on throughout the day, and I was never immediately drawn to how attractive he was. I’m the kind of girl that Isn’t focused on appearance. I don’t care what you look like unless you look dirty, and don’t know how to take care of yourself, or look presentable in public. So, as long as you have your hair combed, and clean clothes on, you’re cool in my book. Basically, me and this guy became really close, and I ended up telling him all the ups and downs for my relationship. Somehow this brought us closer together, and eventually I started feeling things. They weren’t feelings toward him necessarily, but moreso feelings of, like, “oh damn. I miss having a connection like this with someone”, and “he’s older than me, attractive, and he seems interested in me.”

Well...one thing I always swore I wouldn’t do was cheat. I’m not that kind a girl. I’m not the kind of person. I can’t stand people who use others, and abuse others, and hurt other people just because.
Somehow it happened. Somehow between all my own personal issues, and this particular guys past experience, and current experience, we went all the way together. I regretted it immediately after it happened, and couldn’t believe that I would let my hormones destroyed my dignity, relationship, happiness, and feelings of the person I loved more than anything else in the world. Nearly two and a half years later...I’m no longer with the “love of my life”. He’s with someone else. Someone who he will probably hold onto forever.
Only a few people know everything I just said, and I still feel guilt in my gut. I still feel sadness, and I still long for the days that he was mine, and I was his. But I let someone come between that.


What can I do to fix myself? I haven’t been able to forgive myself, or convince myself that I deserve to love someone else again.
I just wish I could go back in time. Change everything back to the way it was. For the sake of my ex, I would change us meeting at all. He was wonderful to me, and I was the garbage girl who broke his heart.



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193,510 I am disgusted by humanity.

Between littering, killing, abusing, bullying, stealing, fighting, arguing, kidnapping, raping, assaulting, blackmailing...
Humanity is the biggest disease of them all. I wish people would stop breeding. Let the population die off.


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193,509 I'm always glad when sex is over. I feel like it's Friday afternoon at 5 oclock. The monotony of work is over and I have the weekend free before it starts up again in a few days.


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193,508 We will never stop school killings. Take away the guns, spend a fortune installing metal detectors or whatever, and the killer will take a new approach and set a school bus on fire.

We are being so ostrich-like foolish.


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193,507 People are complaining that this cold weather will kill a lot of homeless people but I don't think putting them out of their misery is a bad thing.
In a perfect world they'd have houses but not existing at all is better than living on the street.


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193,506 I don't mind gay people. Do what you want in the bedroom. But I like it when gay people make it obvious they are gay. I don't like when I'm dealing with someone and I only find out later they are gay. It catches me off guard.


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193,505 I hate the smell when I pull back my foreskin.

I love the smell when I pull back my foreskin.


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193,504 Paranoia coupled with fear is ruining my life. Everything scares me. Everyone is scheming to get me. I can be driving down the highway and I'll notice the same car is behind me for a few minutes. My mind immediately concludes he is following me. He must have been hired by someone to kill me. I don't know what for. It could have been the thing in the post office a few months ago. I accidentally cut ahead on line. Or it could have been that thing in the mall. I went into a clothing store. I tried on a few things. But I didn't buy anything. I'm sure it pissed off the store manager. This is how my brain works. I dwell on these crazy scenarios and then fear someone wants me dead.


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193,503 The other day I was thinking back when I was young and all the crazy friends that I had even though I'm an introvert, I had 2 very good friends that ended up in reality shows( the skanky ones) I had a friend on HS that went to Ricky Lake Show and a coworker who dated a very famous actor (Alister) .  its crazy in a way that I seem to attract very outgoing people with flamboyant personalities even though I'm like the polar opposite.


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193,502 I tell everyone I'm suicidal for attention. I know I'll never do it. It's just part of an attention deficit disorder I have.


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193,501 I tried to sew together a pillow cover using fabric scraps. I worked on it for an hour. I put it down on a dining room chair and told myself I'll come back to it in a little bit. That was like 4 years ago and it's still siting on the dining room chair. Guinness should offer a World Record in procrastination. I'd win.


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193,500 Some days I get my kink on and want my hubby to knock on the back door.


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