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193,799 I believe it is possible to commit suicide by thinking. My dad did it. He wasn't seriously ill. The doctors said he would be fine. He told me that no, he will be dead by morning. He said his final goodbye to me. I said don't be silly. I left for the night. He lay there thinking himself to death. Next morning, that was it, he was dead. Mental suicide.


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193,798 I'm confused. At many schools today the adults have organized the student walkouts. Doesn't this defeat the purpose? It is supposed to be an act of civil disobedience by the students -- exactly because the adults have messed up so much in the past. But now the adults are organizing these student protests. I'll bet they packed boxed lunches for the students too.  Talk about missing the point!


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193,797 Fuck it! I'm going to smoke a bowl of some nice stink bud then watch a movie. Fuck work! My boss is such a cunt! I can't stand her. I going to call in sick and enjoy my day. Good weed, cold beer and lots of movies. Yeah, I'm going to have  fun today!


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193,796 I'm seriously thinking of buying nicotine patches to get high. I don't smoke.


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193,795 I woke up this morning depressed. It is partly stress and partly because periodically I need crying to rinse toxins out of my body. But it brings on painful thoughts.  Like how I am not as close to anyone as I want to be because od my reserve. How I miss certain people. How I miss being home for half the year.

But I will be okay tomorrow. Depression show up, but it always leaves as well. I used to think that the negatives were causing it - but no, the depression causes me to think about the negatives in my life.

Seems to me that about 50% of people who write negative secrets are also depressed.

What makes me happy is the positives. Staring at water or flowers or a beautiful sky. Hugging my kin. Petting animals. Being creative.

If you do one thing today, do something that brings you joy or at least pleasure that is not toxic. I know I will...even with depression.


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193,794 I'm beginning to get concerned with how many times I say "I hate people so much" in a 24 hour period.


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193,792 My own mother has blamed me for being raped at 13. My own mother told me that me getting cancer was my fault. My own mother stole money from her daughter who hardly had two nickels to rub together, then told her she wasn't working hard enough. My own mother. Loves watching people suffer. Congrats America, supporting Trump. Sure he tells it like it is, but you're supporting America's abusive narcissistic sociopathic parent. Keep it up.
Abused kids everywhere can finally relate to you, USA.


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193,791 I'm being stalked by a lesbian experience I had over 20 years ago. I'm married, with two kids and don't have time for this shit anymore. Please go away. I DONT MISS YOU


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193,790 "Dog dies after united airlines force passenger to put it into over head bin."
YES, THAT IS INSANE AND IDIOTIC. BUT THE PASSENGER DID IT!!! AAAAND OTHER PEOPLE SAW! WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT IS OKAY AND JUST LETS IT ALL HAPPEN? THAT IS A WHOLE TEAM OF PEOPLE THAT LET THAT HAPPEN. SPEAK UP WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING WRONG.


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193,789 My wife's family is filled with hardcore democrats. Everyone is connected on facebook and they often, like 5 times a day, post rude anti-trump propaganda. Some of their posts were so outrageous that I felt the need to speak up and point out their details were simply not true. I'm republican, but not hard core, but still I didn't think it right for them to post such vicious ugly stories about trump.  I was very polite in my post. I just pointed out the real facts and gave a link.

In return my brother in law posted to all that I must have a mental illness. The rest then went on a field day mocking me. I was horrified at this treatment. I married into this extended family and this is how i get treated because I wouldn't just go along with their verbal abuse of our president.

This happened in the months before the election. At the request of my wife, I swallowed my pride and didn't respond to her siblings. I didn't want to start a war nor appear that I was taking my ball and going home. But enough time has passed. I am taking steps to turn them off and get them out of my life.  I missed a dinner. Then I missed a party. Given a few more months I hope to break from them 100%. A slow process but I have no desire to be with such ugly people.


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193,788 You call it a miracle, and I call it having sex.

When are they going to start banning certain people from procreating? I’m patiently waiting to see less fuckheads reproduce, and it’s making me anxioussss, because we’re already feeding more mouths than we can handle, but these bitches continue to open their legs.


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193,787 At this point I could really care less about humanity. I haven’t met enough decent people to give me faith they still exist across the world.

I am starting to HATE all kinds of interaction. People irritate me, and I wish they’d stay home.


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193,786 Depression is setting in again...i can feel myself starting to make bad choices again. Booze is calling hard, though i was able to abstain this time because of the storm. My thoughts are becoming paranoid and distrustful, and I feel mentally and physically isolated. I can feel myself look at him with those stupid, beseeching eyes. It doesn't help that I live in a house full of people that secretly hate each other. I can feel my better self disappearing into it. I can't wait until I can get meds and therapy and sort this out


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193,785 I'm older enough to remember when kids used to play outside.


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193,784 There's this girl I really want to help. She has her own set of issues, angst and drama, typical young adult / old teenager type stuff. I'm twice her age, and I've lived some of the stuff she's going through, and I've helped other people with the same types of issues. I know how to help, but... I don't think it's going to happen.

She's said she's really attracted to guys my age, and she gives me "those" looks sometimes when nobody else can see. She has daddy issues too I guess. I don't think my wife would approve of it, but holy crap it's tempting.

But she also lies to me and exaggerates what her issues are. She wants my sympathy and my hugs. She wants me to show her how to do 'xyz' things, and gives me all kinds of mixed signals later, which is par for the course, but it's making my 6th sense flare up. This looks like trouble.

So yeah, that's my secret. She knows I have a good heart, and I cave when she gives me the wide-eyed blinky sad face, with a half hidden smile, but it's not just my brain responding, not when she makes sure I get a damn long look down her shirt, or when she sits on my lap and "accidentally" grabs my dick, or when she makes me hug her, pretending to not notice she either put her boobs against my face, or my hand in her cleavage. Yeah, total oops. I guess that's another secret nobody will ever hear leave my mouth.

I want to help, with my heart, my mind, and my... But maybe not. She's got trouble written all over her. Too bad though, she is a good person.

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edit: and yes, all y'all perverts and concerned parents, yes she is 19, not a relative, and with an IQ around 120.
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Edit2: She's a close family friend and a regular babysitter, and nobody is surprised if she's at my house for days at a time. And no, I'm not after the physical action, which is why I'm worried about stuff like that happening.


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193,783 One of the truest things I ever heard about the relative sex drives of men and women came from a comedian.  He was doing a bit about how women say they have sex drives that are just as strong as men.  He, of course did not agree.  the 'joke' in his bit went something like this:  
Hey lady.. have you ever walked 14 blocks out of your way so you could keep watching the ass of a hot guy in front of you?  No?  Well until you do, don't tell me your sex drive is as high as mine..."  LMFAO.  It is SOOOO true!

M/ 50ish.


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193,782 I remember when email was fun.


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193,781 I graduated many years ago, and moved far away, but every month or so I scan my high school on-line forum just to see if anyone I know from back then has died. Unfortunately, I'm at that age when my old pals are starting to drop.


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193,780 Hey married women, why not get in shape and hot again WHILE still married, not after you divorce?

Oh, I know, I know, same goes for the husbands.


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193,779 Saw a cartoon and it showed a grave marker  that read:
FREE AT LAST!
Don't know how to tell the wife that's what I want on my marker.


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193,778 Moderator, please either remove the “flagging” option or move it away from the comment bubble. I have a feeling that a lot of secrets get flagged that aren’t intended to be flagged because it’s right beside the comment icon.


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193,777 I broke off all ties with my family 30 odd years ago. In looking back, I wish I hadn't done that. I wish we had stayed in touch.


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193,776 Frustrated that I am not taken seriously even thought I am pretty good at what I do. I am having a lot of trouble understanding why I just got screwed again and nothing seems to want to go the right way for me.


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193,775 I think the lead singer from the band Sugarland is gorgeous. Her voice is good too, but I could watch her for hours.


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193,774 I always feel like people think I’m some sort of joke or an idiot. If somebody at work seems short or abrupt with me, I internalize it and feel like they think I’m too stupid to warrant courtesy. It’s really weighing on me and making me miserable.


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193,772 I still think of you everyday. I don't think it will ever stop. It hurts to think you are the person for me. I know it 100%.

Maybe things will work themselves out.

I daydream of the cabin in the woods that's meant for us.




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193,771 I know of a guy who cheated on his wife and got caught. In his desperation not to get divorced himself, he threatened to tell the children of his mistress (married at the time) the sordid details. What kind of a horrible person would do that?  I can tell you, a true piece of shit and a horrible father himself to make such a threat. Of course it is backfiring on him, once someone threatens the innocence of children there is no limitation to the retaliatory fury.


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193,770 I've worked hard my entire life.  Everything I have I personally earned.  I've never been given anything to help me get ahead or even feel comfortable.   I paid for college, down payment on my house, didn't have a traditional wedding, all those things that many people have that help them succeed financially.  I've had setbacks.  I know what it's like to worry about money, not have a lot between paychecks, and not have enough for a well balanced meal.  

I'm tired.  Tired of working, busting my ass.  I worked hard and now live in a wealthy area.  I'm surrounded by people who have family money, inheritances, and all around more support than I have.  I resent it.  I resent them for having it so easy.  I resent my family for not helping even when they could.  I'm just growing more frustrated and resentful as time goes on.  It's killing my joy.


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193,769 The power was off for a few days because of storms. No electronics. Everyone in the house had to speak to each other in person. There was laughter and everyone sitting around the table for dinner. I'm kind of sorry the power came back on.


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193,765 What happened to American Idol?? I watched last night with my children. The judges started talking about worms in their poop. I'm not kidding. I have no words for this other than I will never watch American Idol again.


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193,764 I ran into someone that wronged me at a restaurant. It looked like a typical first date, little awkward and small talk, cutesie flirty, and drinking some alcoholic drinks. As I was leaving I stopped by the table and said "we've all been worried and really hope you'll come back to the meetings soon, you remember what happened last time. Our doors are always open." Gave her a sympathetic look and just walked away.
THAT, my friends, is hilarious.


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193,763 Not going to be a secret much longer but I think we messed up letting our daughter make her own decisions.  I realize now, she was NOT ready.  I know she can recover from her bad choices but I wish we had put our foot down months ago.


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193,762 I wasn’t in the mood for sex last night, but my husband was. I offered a blow/handjob. He replied “You don’t want any?” I said “Nah. I’ll nist do you” He said “Do you need female viagra or hormones or something?” I asked him why he was complaining about getting a blow job. He said he wasn’t, but it sure sounded like it to me! If I don’t want full blown sex and offer you a blow job (which I’m very good at) why complain? After 15 years together many women don’t bother with blow jobs anymore! Am I wrong?


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193,759 I had a sexy dream last night. It was a flashback to a party I'd attended about 20 years ago, and I think of it once in a while, but in the middle of the night, my brain built out a scene I've thought of many times.

There was this girl that flirted with me a bit, and she was stoned and drunk, so I got to see a side of her that showed her true feelings. She wanted me. She tried to kiss me, she flashed bra to me, and she made me grab her ass. I was (sadly) sober and wanted to be faithful to my wife, so I let this girl down easy, and I passed on the make-out session and a potential sex session.

In my dream, her clothes were gone. We were fucking like crazy, and it felt and looked amazing.

To this day, I regret not taking her up on her offer. I didn't realize how little my wife would like sex with me, and how few chances I'd have to get between another woman's legs. I knew this girl was so drunk she wouldn't remember the event, so it would have been a total freebie for me, and I passed.

I'm such an idiot.


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193,758 Hollywood made a main stream movie about a teen boy having sex with an apple pie.

You don't need to know anything more to understand how depraved we've become.


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193,757 Anyone can say, God exists because God is many things to many people.  Some people create their own god, which is okay with me.  No one can say, there is no God, because no one knows.  If I create my own god, then that is my god, real in my mind.  Idiots and ignorant people want to take god away from people because they don't have one, so you can't either.  Closed-minded, egotistical people have a need to dictate negativity to the masses.  Misery just loves company.   I thank my God, my Creator, that He is here for me!


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193,756 Once I’m done, I’m done. I can’t seem to motivate myself back to good. I want this shit show to be over. I’m tired of trying to act like I still give a fuck.


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193,755 Sometimes I enjoy weekends with no obligations.  I love sleeping in, going to the gym, and watching crap TV.  I nap, eat chips, and don't have to think about any of my responsibilities.  I wish I didn't feel so guilty about that.


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193,754 I hate you for making me fall in love with you over the course of 18 months and for you making me believe that you loved me too. You left me high and dry without so much as an “I don’t want you anymore” that would have at least given me closure. You are cruel and reckless. You are perjured and false. I hate you for ruining everyone else for me because no one makes me feel what I did for you. I hope someone rips out your black heart like you ripped out mine. I pray that you never return to my life because I don’t know how strong I’d be in the face of that kind of temptation. I hate you. I hate you for all of this. I didn’t deserve this.


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193,752 When I masturbate, and cum..I say your name, and remember how passionate we were together, and then I break down crying, because I miss you so.

~C


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193,751 I recently started working 2 jobs, and it basically has me working every day of the week for at least one, some days for both. I haven't really started seeing it yet, but I'll be making good money soon.

However, it's starting to really tire me out. I've never worked so many days in a row with no pauses, especially including 15hr days and long shifts on my feet during weekends. So i took a day off on Saturday because I needed some rest.

Now people are giving me shit because that day was particularly busy, and they're disgruntled that I called out of my shift for a reason as simple as being tired. Everyone's tired, and I'm well aware of that.

It's not like I regret calling out, because people should be able to take a break from constantly working if they want to. But then I remembered that this is America, where overworking oneself for the sake of money is fetishized, to the point where people feel proud of themselves for all the sleep they don't get, or how sore they are, how little they've eaten in a day, etc.

People don't realize this because the US is a cultural bubble, and we never question parts of our culture because we're a fully developed country, but it's healthy for employees to take breaks for their health, mental or physical. Even though I'll be looked down on for it, I'm not gonna spend my life breaking my back for a paycheck in order to make ends meet and act like that's not some fucked up dystopian shit.

Also, job #2 knows they're not the priority job, and even though the main reason for my calling out was to get some extra sleep, it's still less rude than telling them to their faces that their hours are first on the chopping block, because
my performance at my other job is far more important


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193,750 My husband would let me work myself into the ground if it meant that he didn’t have to hold a steady job. Sometimes being the sole breadwinner is exhausting—especially being a full time mother and trying to run a household at the same time. I can’t give up. I don’t have that option.


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193,749 Here's what scares me about people having guns. this didn't happen to me, but happened to a friend of mine. He went for his daily run through the woods. He brought along his leashed dog as always. The dog spotted a man in the bushes. The dog barked. The man pulled out a gun. My running friend put up his hands and asked the man to put down the gun.  The man with the gun then pointed the weapon at my friend. Why? Well just because he had the upper hand. He had a gun. My friend didn't. The man felt like it was his right to point the gun at my friend.  

And there's the problem. People with guns say they are responsible. I'm sure many are. But some aren't. I don't have time to figure out who is who, who will be responsible with a gun and who won't. So sorry, since you don't police your own kind, then none of you should have guns.

BTW, my friend alerted the police. There was a court case. The man with the gun was convicted and lost his gun license.


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193,747 I was present when a woman died from a heart attack. It was on a walking trail. She was 50 ish. I didn't know her, we just happened to be there when she crumpled to the ground. My friend went running back to the parking lot for help while I knelt by her side.  She clasped onto my hand and held it so tight. She recited a prayer and said "Oh God" a lot. There was such a look of terror in her eyes. Her face was clenched and strained. Her breathing became more and more desperate. I didn't know what to do. I told her everything will be okay.  

There came a moment, it was about 5 minutes into this ordeal, when her face relaxed and her eyes softened. She looked at ease. Peaceful. Not worried. Then her grip on my hand let up and her breathing stopped. She was dead.

I don't know if there is a God. How would anyone know? But seeing her face relax, even if it was just for that last moment, it got me thinking. It was as if she suddenly knew she’d be alright, as if someone else was there talking to her, calming her, showing her things I couldn’t see or hear. Was it God? Is that who she saw? Is that who eased her suffering? I don't know. But I wonder.



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193,746 Every time I say the pledge of alliance I stop and refuse to say two words in the pledge.   Those words are "under god."  There is no god.


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193,745 I lied.. I panicked and didn't go to the job interview.. I regret it so much.


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193,744 Elizabeth Warren doesn't want to take a DNA test to prove her native American heritage.  So what?  She should not be forced to.  And Im a Trump supporter.  But just because these DNA tests are available doesn't mean someone should be forced or ridiculed into taking one if they don't want to. I don't even trust those things. Who knows if they're lying to you.  And if they're not, they keep your info. No thanks.  


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193,743 On my screen the comments are truncated at the right-hand end of every line.  Is there a user setting to change?  The posts themselves display perfectly.  For example, a comment on post #193,738 displays this way:

I don't think it's much different than a man
doors down in the same strip mall and payi
Asian woman to massage him and jerk him
isn't that personal? Shouldn't you do it you

How may I contact the webmaster/webmistress for this site?


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193,742 Best weekend of my life, but it's only a secret to me and John Doe. And he only knows half of this secret.

His wife, Jane Doe had a blindfold on, so she doesn't know that I was there to record the man stripping his wife's clothes off. I got to see her bare-assed naked. I also felt her up when he wasn't looking. At John's request, I used his cell phone to record them having sex, but he doesn't know I used mine for a few minutes as well.

I pulled off the road halfway home to write this, and when I drive again, I'll continue to listen to the sounds of their sex. My phone is in the dash clamp, so not only can I hear her pussy in surround sound, I can see it while I'm stuck in traffic.

John enjoyed me watching about as much as I did, and I'm fairly certain he wanted me to help him. I have a sneaking suspicion that Jane might have guessed what was up, but she didn't act like she minded.

Damn I have cool friends.


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193,740 I think if women liked sex they would watch porn. My wife has never watched porn in her life. End of story.


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193,739 I hate the idea of getting married, having kids, having a nice soft personality, and buying a house in a suburban neighborhood.  I would fucking kill myself.


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193,738 I can't believe suburban housewives go to a small shop in a strip mall, take off their panties, spread their legs,  and let a stranger with an eastern european accent touch their labia and yank out all the pubic hair - getting a brazilian wax job.  It seems like the ultimate me-ism. Ladies, if you want the hair gone, isn't it really personal. Shouldn't you do it your self? What's next, you going to hire someone to wipe your butt after you go to the bathroom? I mean really! Me, I'm female, I trim. But I would never consider getting someone else to do it for me!


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193,737 Ok. I have to tell someone, and I simply cannot say this out loud to a living soul.
I married into a religious family. Father in law is a baptist pastor. Therefore, all of his kids (my hubby included) are in church every time the doors are open. He’s getting very old and needs desperately to retire. He can barely get around, often forgets where he was going when he starts a sentence during sermons, he can’t hear very well either. Honestly nobody gets anything from his messages. His kids (hubby included) defend him 100% though. He can do no wrong in their eyes.
That’s not even my secret though. My secret is I don’t believe in God. I just don’t. I tried. I really did. I USED to believe intently, but as I got older and did a lot of reading and researching, I see that it’s all bullshit. At this point I dread Sundays and just go sit at church going through the motions and hoping it will be over soon. If anyone was watching me they’d see me roll my eyes quite often when someone credits God for the most asinine things. For instance, just this morning the guy who teaches Sunday school goes “The other day I was down in the dumps and the Lord sent a song to the radio to help lift my mood” OMG. give me a damn break.


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193,736 My biggest sex fantasy it to have a guy fuck me in the ass while my wife watches. I've discussed it with my wife. She is definitely not in favor. I think she's a boring prude.

Reaching out to survey other woman. Would you like to watch as your husband gets man fucked? (assuming safe sex rules are followed)



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193,735 You know those post apocalyptic movies where a strong handed leader is the dominant and feared force to be reckoned with in the make-shift camp of survivors? And then it turns out in his former life he was nothing but a back office accountant. That's me. I'm the back office guy. My time will come. This is what I think about when sitting in my cubicle late at night while running the spreadsheets - my time will come.


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193,734 I was your cutie patootie...
Plz don’t call her that too...


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193,733 I don't understand why anyone would want to use an ottoman as a living room table.  It only invites horrific messes and just looks really, really stupid.  Who ever thought of this trend and why would so many sheeple blindly follow it???


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193,732 With all these perfect round fake asses and gym butts, I wonder if men like jiggly fat asses anymore? The kind that jiggle when you walk and have a curve but not shaped like half a basketball?


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193,731 Ever since I began living right, doing good, not drinking, and going back to school, ive been scared I'm gona die any day. Isnt that how it always goes? "She finally got her life together, things were looking bright, then she died by rogue Frisbee" or something dumb.


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193,730 I can’t stand people


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193,729 After all this time, memories of you in a vibrant purple haze still gently flood my thoughts and pull the corners of my mouth up...


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193,728 I don't understand when people say we need tougher gun laws. Will that stop a crazy guy from shooting up a school? Like the security guard is going to see a gunman entering the school with illegal armor piercing bullets and he'll say, "Hey buddy,  did you know those bullet are illegal... you can't shoot them here."

And the gunman will say, "Oh sorry, I didn't know. I wouldn't want to break that bullet law. So I guess I won't kill the children today. Thanks for the heads up."

We already have laws. The laws say don't kill people. Seems silly to focus on some other minor detail in the law.


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193,727 She gives me all the sex I can handle, oral and vaginal.  Sex brightens her spirit more than anything else.  We've been together as a loving couple 45 years.  Never married, just together.  It works for us!




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193,726 Should we just settle this?
Women, do you like sex?
Yes or No


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193,725 One of my greatest fantasies, which I can never tell my blonde wife, is that I want to experience a red-head. More specifically, a red bush. Red hair around a wet pink pussy. Pale skin, bright red pubes, both meeting my mouth.

I have dreams about it. I know some reds IRL, but they would never allow me to see them in a bikini, much less naked, and they would probably want to skewer me to know I want my beard velcro'd to their sexy red bush. Oh well, good thing I know women don't like sex. That makes me feel OK with wanting and not having.


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193,724 I think it's so screwed up how people are hung up on sex. Men seem to always want it, but women rarely do. I see now why men have that "mid life crisis" thing.

The person with the lowest sex drive usually controls the sex life of the couple, and us guys want more. The internet isn't enough. The "one time every three periods" isn't cutting it. Jerking off is good for us, for a while but that gets old too.

I can't explain to my wife in a way that she can understand, how important this is to our marriage. She doesn't even like me to see her naked, and I want to so badly. This is why guys have affairs and the like. We just fucking want sex.

When I get to the point where I can't get it up anymore maybe she will finally be happy. Until then, I will chase the pussy.


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193,722 I often get slimed online. It's because I point out when people are being mean or selfish on forums. I'm not mean about it. But I do point it out. That's why I'm a "child molester", "pervert", "filthy liar", "pedophile"....

People call me names because THEY did something wrong. Amazing how the world works.


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193,721 How can "super skinny" jeans range in size from 2 to 18?


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193,720 You might think nuclear weapons will one day destroy the world. Or some bio-engineered plague.

I have a different thought. The one thing man has invented, the one thing that ultimately will be responsible for taking down our entire planet is:

The facebook LIKE button.

It used to be that people passed each other on the street, thinking their own private thoughts. They would occasionally interact with others, face to face, and it was always pleasant, “Hi, you look nice today!”

Then came the internet chat boards. Suddenly people’s inner thoughts were revealed. In essence, we could tell what people were thinking. “Wow the dress she wore to the party was ugly!”

That was bad. People’s feelings got hurt.

It got worse. The chat boards evolved. Along came the LIKE button. It’s one thing if someone says your dress is ugly. It rises to a new level when 200 people LIKE the post. It’s cruel. It’s devastating. It’s insurmountable.

Now multiply this trivial example by millions of incidents a day with billions of nasty jab LIKES.  

No one comes out unscathed. We all feel the LIKE button pain when used against us. It causes retaliation, amplification, and I think ultimately extermination.

The seemingly innocuous facebook cheerful looking LIKE button. What a disguise. The wolf in sheep’s clothing for the igeneration. It’s bringing all of us down. It will be the end of us.



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193,719 I do not like redheads. Especially their pubes. Ew that orange hair against pasty white skin. Gross.


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193,718 I intentionally exposed myself to my sister when we were both teenagers [me=male]. I don't know what I was thinking. How sick of me. A young undeveloped brain? A more deeply rooted mental problem? I don't know. I needed help back then. To this day I still feel disgusted with myself.


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193,717 Another day, another shooting. This time a medical facility. We are spending zillions to make schools safe, but now what? Will we spend zillions more to beef up medical facilities?

There is no winning. There is no stopping this. Money and plastic film over glass isn't going to stop anything. If we truly want to end this type of violence, everyone should turn to the person on their left and say something nice. Maybe even give the person a hug. Repeat every day.


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193,716 Reading some of these secrets make me laugh knowingly. I used a zucchini once. Spur of the moment. Wasn't planned. I had actually purchased it to make zucchini bread. Afterwards I still made the bread and shared with people at work. It was cooked so it was fine, no germs possible.


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193,715 Well, I learned yesterday that Karen W. died.  Apparently, it was quite a horrible death.  Poor Karen!  Such a dirty bitch!  I'll take potato salad to the repass.  Store-bought potato salad.


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193,714 I was relieved when I realized it was just a dream.


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193,713 I lost my dad four months ago. He was the best man I have ever met. And not just because he was my dad. Everyone says that about him. He left my mom in good financial shape. When I contrast all that with the selfish  piece of shit I am married to, I shake my head and wonder why I married another emotionally immature mama’s boy. I was single for 8 years. What the hell was I thinking?? I had it made. I gave it all up to be a slave to this man and his parents. I gave up a career, my home and my preferred religion to mesh into his world. A world filled with insane ex’s, alcoholic friends, demented in-laws and a husband far more emotionally, physically and verbally abusive then my ex of 20 years ever was. I sit here tonight exhausted, scared and angry. The glue this abuser gave me to keep me here was my life dream of a special breed of horse. I won’t leave without the two of them. Not that I can afford to keep them myself, but I think we have a home for them. I wish it could happen quicker. I need out. The head games are driving me to the edge of insanity. I scream, I cuss, I cry. I can’t sleep without nightmares. I can’t think. I am strong, determined and very much done. And I even have a good support system. Sadly, my health is deteriorating. I don’t know what tomorrow holds, but it has to be better than this. I always said of the first marriage that I wouldn’t let it’s end make me bitter. This time, it’s already too late. I am bitter and I leave with a hatred towrds the men in this region of the county. A loathing, rather. I would rather spit on them than speak to the filthy beasts. If a man isn’t my blood kin, he will do well to keep his distance from my unreigned tongue.


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193,712 I’m Canadian but I went to University in the U.S. for a year and a half. I remember reading the info about student housing and there was a section on guns. It said you were allowed to have a gun on campus. I remember reading it out loud to my Dad and laughing because the idea was just so ridiculous. Who would want a gun in student housing? How in the world would that ever be a good idea.

It didn’t sink in until later that there might ACTUALLY BE guns in the houses around me. I never saw one, but I always felt a little less safe there than I had back home. That was many years ago.

About a week ago, there was a shooting on campus. I wonder if it would have been different if they didn’t let 19 year olds bring guns to school.



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193,711 I cant wait to get my new shiny fruital douche from the fruit department store.. My last ones starting to get dry and wrinkly so this time i would like to get a knobby carrot maybe one with two heads (if ya kno what im sayin) im going to wiggle it in and then wiggle wiggle wiggle juice comes out and bite my lip sensuously as i quake and ache


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193,710 I’ve never told anyone this. When I was 12 I had a paper route. There were about a dozen kids like me in town with paper routes. Everyday we met up with the distributor guy right after school in a small office. We each picked up our bundle of newspapers, put it in our bike baskets and off we went in different directions.

One day the distributor guy asked me to stay behind. When all the other kids left, he asked if I knew Michael, one of the other paper boys. I didn’t know him, not really. I knew who he was because I saw him every day at the newspaper office. But he went to the Catholic school. We didn’t mix much with those kids.

He told me Michael died the evening before. There’s an old factory in town. Michael was goofing around there and fell out a window.

The distributor guy asked if I could deliver Michael’s papers that day, after I finished my own. He said he was asking me because he could tell I was very responsible.

I didn’t say much, but I agreed to do it.

After I finished my regular route, I swung back to the office and picked up Michael’s papers and a list of all the houses. I dutifully delivered each one. It was an odd feeling knowing I was walking the same footsteps Michael had the day before. I saw everything he saw. I opened the same gates and climbed the same porch steps. I took extra care to make sure the paper was placed neatly under each doormat. I didn’t want the homeowners to think Michael was being sloppy or inconsiderate. I wanted them to think well of their paperboy. I wanted them to remember him in a good way.

When I was done, and riding back to my own house, I started crying. Tears running down my cheeks. I didn’t completely understand why. As I said, I didn’t really know Michael. But I somehow felt so close to him, having relived his last day on earth. Michael was the first person I ever knew who died. Over the decades, sadly there would be more Michaels in my life. But whenever I hear about someone dying, I still think back to Michael and that evening riding my bike home with tears running down my cheeks.



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193,709 Guns scare me. I was once on an elevator with a famous tough guy celebrity. I could see he had a gun in his waistband. He could have flipped out and shot me dead. I thought it very unfair to be in that situation. All I did was push an elevator button. Thirty seconds later I shouldn't be in fear of my life.


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193,708 I'll tell you a secret. Most men jerk off everyday. In the morning shower. Or going to bed at night. It's everyday. I don't know about married men. But single men in their twenties and into their thirties, it's everyday. In their forties and fifties it slows down to once every other day.

Now women, I'm curious. Could anyone please tell us how often?


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193,707 I don't say this to embarrass women. I love women. I say it humorously:

I don't think women realize how often a man encounters toilet paper on her pussy and tush.


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193,706 So excited for my vibrator to arrive! Purchased a big, thick one and I'm just refreshing the tracker page like an idiot. I guess it's the little things, right? Or, in this case, the not-so-little things...


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193,705 We had been talking for so long, he told me he liked me and said he wanted to fuck me.  Then he decided to stop talking to me.  He says "I never told you I wanted you."  All our conversations, seemed like he liked me.  Guess I was wrong?  How that hurts.  Women need to feel desired and wanted.  What was the point of all that then?  Hurts when the guy you thought desired you as you desired him says different.  I want someone who wants me back.  Not just anyone, obviously someone I'm into.  But that's the fun of it, feeling desired.  If you don't want me, don't fucking string me along.  


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193,704 I stopped someone from abusing me today, and would not let their temper tantrum sway me like they wanted it.

I resisted my inclination to internalize the insults and resisted the inclination to believe that they are true, and even if they are true, that I am required to accept their abuse due to the truth.  I resisted.

I have leveled up in recovery.  I am invulnerable to the coercion of others.

I am proud of myself.


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193,703 Reading a lot of the secrets here, I am really glad I am not married.


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193,702 I’m secretly happy when I read news articles about children accidentally shooting themselves or someone else with their parents’ guns.


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193,701 I walked into my 18 year old daughter having sex in my house with her boyfriend in my living room with me, her younger sister and younger brother awake and inside  my house.

The fucking nerve!!! Of her and him!!!! This isn’t the first time either!! The first time my 9 year old daughter walked into seeing her sister jacking off her boyfriend!

I asked her why she did this and if she thought this was appropriate? Her response “I hadn’t seen him in a while and I was horney.”

OH MY GOD!!!! Seriously!?!? OUR WORLD IS GOING TO HELL!!!


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193,700 I enjoy the company of kids so much more than the company of adults. Kids are fun. Adults are always looking to cause a problem.They over analyze every word I say hoping they can twist it me saying something horrible. I'd be happy never to deal with adults again.


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