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193,899 It's a gift of mine that I can interpret dreams very easily.  I had a few last night.  

1.  I dyed my hair gray and wondered why my wife wasn't able to tell.  This means that I still want women to think I'm attractive as I get older, but I don't want my wife to know I want to be attractive to other women.

2.  I realized that everybody else in school was studying hard, and I wasn't.  This is me getting mad at myself for always taking shortcuts in school and at work, trying to find the easier way to do things when I should be buckling down.

3. My coworker was mad at me because I was too lackadaisical about my boss' attitude toward me.  This is me being mad at myself for having (in real life) not paid enough attention to her warnings a few years ago.  My boss didn't like me, and I ended up being unemployed for almost a year.



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193,898 But my dream is to own a flock of seagulls
Like bugsy segal
And do it all legal
You know cuz they only fuckin seagulls


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193,897 All day thinking about you.
All night dreaming about you.
Miss you, monkey..

S2


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193,896 You're seriously picking that skinny white bitxh over me? It's cool. He doesn't give a shit about me just like you but when I find myself a sexy sugar daddy who pays my college bills, you'll be sorry you turned on the one who cares about you


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193,895 As a good looking woman who makes it a point to be bitchy to guys that come hit on me, my friends are very nice ,but they're not as good looking as me ,so the guys go for me.  I actually hate that.
This is a shallow world, and I realize that my statement is part of it.


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193,894 Used a k cup to masturbate with today and I can say it was pleasant. Put it on top of a pillow folded in half and eased down onto it did some grinding and got a nice one in


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193,893 When I buy a lotto ticket I kinda of expect that I am going to win. I am constantly a lil surprised when I dont.


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193,892 I'm gonna catch shit for this but whatever.  The last few times a man ran away with young girl, it's a middle age white guy.  They'll destroy their family for some young chick.  What happens in middle age to these guys?  The ones who kill their families when a wife is going to divorce, is a white guy.  Hispanic men beat and cheat (not all obviously) but at least they cheat with other women, not young girls.  Oh and some kill their gfs too when she's about to leave them.  And black men, I'm not really sure what they do.  Then you have these guys who like trans and other men on the side.  How do you find a man who is not any of the above?  I know this is a gross generalization, but it's pretty common shit.  


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193,891 Shit.  I got drunk last night and "mistakenly texted" my friend's hot 18-year old daughter.  I'm 30 years older than she is but she's been acting a little sultry to me in those rare times I see her, since she's at school.  I didn't identify myself, though, but she can find my number on Facebook if she searches a little.  I just had to delete my phone number from my Facebook profile.  I don't want my friend to freak the fuck out.  Fucking alcohol!  You'd think I would learn my fucking lesson.


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193,890 Illogical.  Hazel, green.  Doesn't play well with others.  Purple flower.  Maybe I'm just seeing what I want to see.


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193,889 Remember the scene in the first Godfather where Michael first sees Appolonia?  They said he was struck by a thunderbolt.

I've had that twice in the past 2 months.  Women I saw where I got momentary tunnel vision and there was no one else in the room.  They felt it too.  Didn't pursue either.

My wife's glances, however, are withering.

-M 45 married 18


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193,888 I need some serious relax time. I have so many deadlines that even when I am relaxing, I am not really. But it's way better than having nothing to do as well, I remember that it made me a bit depressed. I just want to start working already, this thesis and the competition between professors is driving me crazy. Everyone keeps telling me that they want it their way. I've had to change my research question so many times already, but if I won't get any definite answer after my meeting I will seriously lose it. I will demand that my professor tells me what exactly he wants from me because this should not be our problem. I have heard from my mom, my boyfriend and my friends that they have also experienced this problem as well in university. And I know people in different countries.

Dear professors, please can we this race for a moment and just care about the students? We are trying our hardest here and we don't want to disappoint you, but we can't fucking please everyone at the same time...... My hair is starting to fall out because of it, again. I'm doing everything I can to work out every other day, cycle everyday, eat healthy, sleep 8 hours, volunteer. So please, don't make it any harder on us. I have 1000 pages that I need to analyze, I don't need criticism on my research question for the 5th time. Changing your mind after approving it stresses me out.


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193,887 My husband is too disheveled looking to ever get promoted.


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193,886 See how much the Dems twist. The FBI itself came out with a report saying one of their own released unauthorized  info to the public and was less than candid under oath. The recommendation was for this person to be fired. So the Attorney General fired the man.

And the Dems went nuts saying it shows Trump is corrupt and colluding with the Russians.

Huh?????????????


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193,885 When I was growing up, and we went to a public event, like the movies, or a school function or the 4th of July parade, we always sat way in the back and off to the side. Never front and center. We were a minority and foreigners in America. I thought that was a rule for people like us. We could go to things, but we always had to stay out of sight as much as possible.




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193,884 My boss is a POS and it makes me so unmotivated. I have spent several hours just staring at a powerpoint presentation I have to make for her. When I don't do the work required, all I'm really doing it hurting myself but I am so over her exploiting me and benefiting off all my hard work while she does nothing!!

By the way: I have submitted two new job applications and one more on the way.


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193,883 Mods - please, please, please figure out another place to put the "Flag" icon where fat fingers can't inadvertently hit it....and not next to the "Like" icon, either..LOL.. And thanks😏


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193,882 I remember coming to being and being aware of self from nothing.  

Darkness, swirling lights, darkness, a touch, swirling lights, a touch, darkness. Over and over again till at one point it comes to me "That is them, this is you. Your not them, your you"  Or something to that effect.

There is that before my 1st real memory that my parents corroborated.  It's always been with me, and here i am now at 64. Never told anyone of this but it is always there in the back of my head.


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193,881 So many secrets here I wish were about me


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193,880 I love him, but I’m not *in* love with hm anymore. He’s going through a horrible episode of depression, so I feel like I can’t leave him or he’ll go over the edge. I guess I’m going to ride it out until he’s better.


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193,879 If I wake up at 4ᛆam and can't get back to sleep again I'm going to commit suicide.

I now understand how and why Michael Jackson killed himself.   Insomnia is so fucking awful I can't stand it.


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193,878 Holy shit! Wtf? We cannot look at each other like that! We can’t want each other like that! Does everyone else feel the energy? Shit, my own husband obviously feels it! He mentioned it, for crissake. Oh lord, to ride you though. You’d never hurt your brother like that though. Right? Right?!


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193,877 I haven't been able to listen to La Vie en Rose since I've been apart from you. I wish I had told you what I needed to.


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193,876 Now that some time has gone by and we see it in action, is allowing comments good? Or bad?


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193,875 The creepy secrets on here about the paranormal or weird unexplained experiences are, by far, my favourite secrets.


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193,874 I think I was given a nod in a secret not too long ago. It made my day, and I completely identified with the poster as they mentioned they had been coming to the Cave since back in the days of blue (2007). Me too. I think I’ve read every secret on here too. The fact that you called me out and said that you were pulling for me truly made an impression.

I too am touched by the secrets I read on here, by the humanity of it all. By the shame, the fears, the anger, the broken hearts - all of it.

I have tried to quit coming here but I only manage to stay away for a few months and always end up coming back. It feels like Christmas catching up on all the secrets.

-36/f (not sure if I’m “the” 36/f, but I have certainly ended some secrets on here identifying that way)

Btw, I’m rooting for you too, for all of us.

When the moderator changed the format on here where we could comment and rate each other I thought I was so done with this place. Then I learned through the comments how smart some people on here really are. How compassionate some people are with their suggestions for posters. That gives me hope.

So thanks for being in the Cave with me.


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193,873 I have palmer hyperhidrosis which means my hands constantly sweat. As much as you don't want to touch my sweaty hands, I promise that I don't want you to touch my sweaty hands 1,000,000x more.
I run from situations where you are told to hold hands. The shitty part is you always look rude if you say you dont want to hold hands. People think you're a germaphobe and think they're dirty. Then there are the people that say "I don't mind." No dude, I do mind, you do mind, my hands are dripping sweat and now I'm having a panic attack on top of it.
I attend AA meetings and have to strategically make sure I leave the room before closing when everyone holds hands and says the Lord's prayer. People think I must have something against it. Cant win!
Hand holding is so intimate to me. I would die of happiness if I could get surgery to fix it. I'd hold everyones hands all the time!!.


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193,872 I had a dream last night about my mother.   I woke up and wanted so bad to give her a simple hug.   She has been gone now almost a year.  I miss my nutty mom.

Fuck cancer and Alzheimer's.


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193,871 Something strange happened the other day on my drive home from work. I was driving home on the back roads of our quiet town when I saw a shiny black BMW driving on the other side of the road approaching me. I have seen a million shiny black BMW's just like this one, but for some reason when I saw it, I got a sinking feeling in the bit of my stomach like something bad was about to happen. It was a man driving: winter hat, sunglasses, goatee. But as our cars passed each other, it looked like his head twisted rapidly in a very unnatural way to look at me. Almost like he snapped it the way it whipped around, like something from the Exorcist. How could a person move their neck like that? I felt his eyes on me and I felt like I was in danger. The whole experience couldn't have lasted more than a second, but it seemed to be stuck in time. It took a while for me to shake that cold feeling that it left me with. I wonder what that was.


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193,870 Japan has the best vending machines.


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193,869 My wife describes us as being very happily married. I don't know how she can say this. We haven't had sex in a year or more, I don't even know anymore. I bring it up often. It's been a problematic issue. Yet she thinks we're very happy together. It's like she just skips over that part. I don't skip over it. I'm very unhappy in this marriage.


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193,868 I don't know where to go with this. It's political and if I post it on facebook people go nuts on me. So I post it here where I'm anonymous.

What's up with the New Yorker magazine cover this week? It is fat shaming Trump. I don't love the guy. I don't hate him either. But fat shaming?? I definitely take offense.

I'm so disappointed in that magazine. I'm so disappointed in people who subscribe but refuse to speak up when the line is crossed.


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193,867 I wear a large black splint on my right hand/wrist when I go to church, so I won't have to touch the hands of strangers when they pass the peace.


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193,866 God, how pathetic am I .... I get rejected by women in my dreams too.... Can't even have a fantasy dream... Fuck me


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193,865 I work in the media business, and I know that companies are hurting for revenue and eyeballs on their websites. But still, I absolutely HATE when these websites auto-play videos. I detest it.

This is why I use adblockers, flash blockers, and HTML5 autoplay blockers. These people don't f*ing get it. STOP AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't yell this loud enough, but the f*ing morons that manage websites will never get it. They lose viewers left and right because they insist on autoplaying videos that are useless.

I know how to read, people. I see you have a video snippet, and I DON'T CARE.  I can read the exact same thing your reporter is saying, and it's less annoying to everyone around me because they don't have to listen to some jerk holding a mic.

But no, I can't say this in fear that I'll be fired from my job. The idiots I work for think that illiterate morons are the only ones who view their website, therefore they must have a video started for them to save one whole mouse click.


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193,864 Arg! There's a local FB forum where residents put things up for sale. I needed some cash. I went through the basement and listed some items for sale. But my friends keep calling saying they saw the item I listed and they want it. They are friends. I'm not going to charge friends the $10 I would have gotten from a stranger. So I give the item away for free. But the whole point was to sell the item and get the cash. Now I have no items and no cash.  Dear friends, stop calling me up and asking for the items!


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193,863 For the first time in my peace-loving life, I'm thinking about buying a weapon. Our society seems ready to implode. I've never seen so many people be so angry with each other. When the sh*t hits the fan, I think authorities won't be able to handle it. We'll be thrown into chaos. There will be rioting and looting and lawlessness. What scares me the most is all these local political arguments. People around me, friends, neighbors, have been so ugly about it. I don't trust them anymore. I don't want to be caught empty handed, unable to defend me and my family.


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193,862 I cut off part of my finger about 2 years ago, and it was painfully as hell. To this day I'm embarrassed about how long my nails get. It's a hard process to trim them.

It takes me ten minutes now, it used to take two. One minute for nine nails, then nine minutes for 3/4 of one nail. It still hurts a lot due to nerve damage. The embarrassement hurts less than the physical pain.


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193,861 After my parents died, and I was dealing with their final finances, I got massively upset about taxes.

The IRS should fucking die.

I get taxed about 30% on my paycheck, then I get taxed at 10% on everything I buy. If I invest in the stock market, I get taxed on every gain. I have a small LLC business as a hobby, and I'm taxed by federal, state, county, and city, even though it's all online with zero retail presence, and almost HALF of my income is lost to taxes. By writing ebooks.

An easy 60% of my income goes to pay taxes, with my paycheck and living expense purchases and the "glory" of owning a 200k home. And yet the government wants more from me? People complain about rich people having too little fiscal responsibility? Seriously? All combined, my immediate family makes less than 150k a year, and half of that is taken in taxes. Just for the pleasure of living in the US and working my fucking ass off to try and make a good life for my family.

And yet still I hear about others who make way less complaining about how broke they are, and with three adults in the house they make 50k, and still get a 10k tax "refund" when they work an average of 30 hours a week, each.

Bitch, please...... I work three times as long and hard as you, and HALF OF MY FUCKING INCOME IS STOLEN to pay for your refund and to pay for government charities that you get every month.

I'm seriously considering stopping my hobby business, taking a huge pay cut for a lazy job, all so I can make the same income. This isn't worth the headache.

Even when my parents died, their after-tax savings accounts were taxed again before I got a check. That 2000 dollar check. Because taxes.

I hope I never meet an IRS agent in real life. I know it's a job for them, but holy fuck, how can you live with yourself by stealing people's money for a living?


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193,860 Can't stand these videos of old menwomen dancing & everyone cooing over them - like they're BABIES or something - "Oh, so inspiring!" .... have some DIGNITY already, aren't you grown up YET, quit it with the attention seeking ...


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193,859 Friends I know are mocking Stephen Hawking for his disability.

I need new friends.


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193,858 I keep hearing Democrats moan that Trump gave a tax cut to rich people. He did?

Trump took away the deduction for property taxes. So anyone with an expensive house is now going to pay more in federal taxes. Much more.

This Trump "tax cut for the rich" is going to cost me an extra $10,000 every year.  That's not a tax cut, it's a tax increase.

Democrats, do you ever get tired of spouting wrong information?


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193,857 My wife wanted to go out to dinner with her friends. I told her no, we can't afford it. She goes out with her friends every week. I put my foot down and said enough. My daughter is in girl scouts. My wife is the troop leader. My wife went into the special envelope of all the cookie sales money and took out cash which she then used to go out with her friends. You can't make this stuff up. She's out of control.


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193,856 When my husband isn't around I miss him. However, when he comes home he immediately says things that get on my nerves and I'm just wishing he'd leave again. I don't know what to make of this


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193,855 When I bump into a friend, any friend, I tell her how nice she looks. When I'm at a friend's home, I tell her the place looks lovely. When I see her children, I say they are adorable.

I lie. I say these things to my friends to make them  feel good. In return, my friends lie and say the same types of things back to me. We are all lying to each other. That's what friendship is all about, lying to each other.


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193,854 One of my 13-year-old students got two piercings in her tongue a few weeks ago. What kind of parent allows their child to do that? It looks really trashy.


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193,853 I had a dream last night that you were in. I came into a nightclub, saw you, and sat down next to you with my head on your shoulder. Nothing else in the world mattered. I wanted to cry when I woke up. I miss you with all my heart and soul and wish it could have worked with you... But what can we do? I had to move, and we’re a thousand miles from each other now. I love you, I miss you, and I want only you...


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193,852 I used to be friends with this girl. She was focused on being like those basic YouTube bitches who have “perfect” lives...so,
She started working out, became “vegan”, and works as a substitute teacher(her sister is a teacher). I don’t know what makes me hate her so much now, as opposed to before when we were friends. I guess it’s the fact that she’s turned into a poser like every. other. girl.

Oh well. I don’t need friends to enjoy a glass of wine with. I get the entire bottle to myself.


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193,849 I miss you.  There are SOOOO many things I would love to discuss with you.  So many things!!  Events, movies, music anything and everything!!  I miss my friend!!  You should know I love you.  I made it very clear.  


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193,848 I wonder if you'd remember when you introduced a song to me thinking I would pick up on a particularly comical part of the song but instead I thought you were trying to say goodbye.  


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193,847 The day has arrived. In 20 minutes I will receive an email from the college I want to attend. Either it will say I'm in, or I'm rejected. This is 12+ years of schooling coming together. Probably the most significant event of my life so far. And it all comes down to the next 20 minutes. Talk about anticipation.

If I don't get in, well then I won't go to college at all. The end of the line for me and education.

Tik tik tik....


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193,846 I’m married, and I miss my ex. My husband is a decent guy, but we got married for all the wrong reasons, and not because we loved each other.

I am lost. I am stuck. I am ashamed.


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193,845 I daydream about you all the time. My brain knows I'll never see you again, but my heart doesn't know.


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193,844 I'm not going to pay my taxes in April. I can't. I have no money. This is the beginning of the end for me.


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193,843 My children aren't very popular in school. :(


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193,842 Does it make me a bad person because my 18 yeard college student son who still lives at home, kind of gets on my nerves? He has no job, only goes to school full time. He has waaaaay too much free time, and uses it watching YouTube on his phone. Meanwhile I’m running my ass off cleaning and doing laundry on my days off. He’s in my way. Today he’s leaving for a weekend trip and I can’t wait for him to go. He keeps hanging around, earbuds in, staring at his phone as he just kinda wanders around the house as if bored to death. I’m internally thinking, “Son, I love you to pieces, but go on ahead and leave!!!!”

I feel terrible for thinking this way


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193,841 Single, bitter 30 Something single Mom telling me I'm old. Fuck you, cunt, no wonder you can't get a man to stick.


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193,840 If you really wanna have sex with that sexy woman,  Let her get married to another guy then wait about one or 2 years. she'll be dying to have sex with anyone but her husband!!


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193,839 Know where to look and you can find olden porn pictures of my fathers Aunt on the internet. Old stuff from the late 1920's and early 1930's. Still pics and a couple short movies of her frolicking with a guy and another woman. Very clearly her.


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193,838 It’s been 10 years since I first had the realization that this marriage is over. Last night, I wanted to have sex and I could tell he wanted to, too.  But he laid there, didn’t roll over and touch me. I laid there, didn’t roll over and touch him. I had that realization again. I felt my heart drop, and then I remembered it’s been 10 years since that first happened, and we’re still together. I guess this marriage can be over, while we’re together, forever.  Huh.
He laid there and touched himself after he thought I was asleep. I touched myself when he got up to clean himself up. That’s marriage, y’all.


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193,837 If you don't recognize sme1 for the 1st time, wait. On the move of the second time you will have a hint on your brain.


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193,836 I can’t stop crying about my ex. It comes and goes in waves.
How do you ever move on, or start to really “heal”? On the 23rd it will mark two years since we’ve been together/seen each other, and we haven’t talked since last July.. he has a new girlfriend, and I won’t reach out to him, because I need to respect him, and he deserves to be happy.

But fuck..
Will I ever deserve happiness? Even if just for a short while...it doesn’t have to come from another person..but can something please bring a meaningful and genuine smile to me...


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193,835 Saint Patrick's Day is a huge deal in my family. We wear green, we festoon our houses with shamrock party lights and paper decorations, we eat corned beef and cabbage, we go to Mickey D's for a Shamrock Shake, we call each other on the phone, send greeting cards...

All of which would be normal, except we have not one drop of Irish blood in our veins. My mother's parents emigrated here from Germany, and on my dad's side we are about 98% German with a tiny bit of Scottish thrown in.

I don't know how this tradition came to be; it was always this way as far back as I can remember. I wonder if other non-Irish families get so psyched about the holiday? Or are we just happy weirdos?


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193,834 Once in a while my little boy will tell me he's scared to go to sleep because the demons will get him.  My wife thinks it's sweet that I tell my little boy that he doesn't need to be afraid because the angels will beat the demons up.

She thinks it's a cute made up story I tell him.  

No, it's not a made up story.  

When I was 15 a demon appeared in my bedroom.  In terror I called out to God.  An angel appeared like a bolt of lightning and beat the ever living fuck out the demon.  There was a huge, bright flash of light, and then everything went back to normal.  No more demons.  Ever.  From start to finish the whole thing lasted about 7 seconds.  For 25 years I have thought about what I saw every day.

Sometimes I'll tell my son that it's not the demons that he should be scared of.  All a demon can do is say "boo" and try to scare you.  If you really want to see something terrifying, piss off an angel.


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193,833        I walked in on my parents fucking today. They are not married to each other. In fact, my mother is married to and has kids with someone else. This is very confusing for me. My parents both cheated on each other when they were married so I guess it makes sense for my mom to cheat now, but she is holding onto a fantasy that they will get back together soon, and I don’t think it’s going to happen. I’ve struggled with the concepts of love and trust ever since they divorced and I think it’s going to get worse now.
      I have a boyfriend and love him with all my heart. He is supposed to be my partner in everything and we are supposed to be a team, so I feel like I should tell him what I saw so I don’t have to carry it alone. But I don’t want him to think I have cheating genes. I’m so conflicted and sad. I want to get married, but how can I ever fully trust someone when I’ve witnessed such infidelity? How can my boyfriend trust me with my family’s history? I don’t know how this can work. I don’t know what to do.


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193,830 I'm at that age where my peers are posting bullshit things like "I just had an Operation", etc. And they are looking worn and old.
At least TRY to realize that is very dumb to the rest of us. Please try to post things that are interesting, or halfway entertaining.


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193,829 To the woman who cut me off in traffic today:
You sorry, can’t drive, miserable, shitty driver bitch in the small orange bug looking POS car.  You were driving so fast and came up so fast while I was changing lanes, and just kept going with no thought to whether I could pull back over or not.  Then you flipped me off.  You bitch.  I thought it was me that might not have seen you, until I saw you stay in that exit lane until the VERY last minute and swerve over and cut off 4 other cars, almost causing a major pileup...doing at least 70MPH and didn’t even look back or stop or anything.  Just cut straight over to the 3rd lane in heavy traffic.  You suck.  I kept calm and just told my passengers that you must be a very angry person.  My secret is I hope hope hope you roll that car over and die.  People like you don’t deserve to be on the roads.  You endanger too many other people.  #ROAD #CANTDRIVEBITCH.  
I just had to say this to someone, and this is the perfect place.  


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193,828 My husband is spending the night in D.C. again. He does this once every few months for work reasons. We only live two hours outside, but he says he has to talk with work people so late that he spends the night there.  Last few times he did this I couldn't track him on his phone. It's like he turned it off. He says he didn't, he says D.C. has very bad cell service and that's why I couldn't track him. Does it make sense to anyone that the center of our goverment has very bad cell service? I'm getting more and more convinced he's lying to me.


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193,827 I feel sorry for some of these people posting pics of their Grandchildren, as some guy just knocked up their daughter, then bolted.
And the kids look like little weird versions of the messed up dad.


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193,826 I have been reading this site religiously since 2007. Somewhere in there I got out of the routine but went back and caught up, I have also read the archives in full. I believe I have read every single secret. Which is a secret in its own because that sounds pretty nuts when you think about it. Over the years I have read some secrets I can’t forget, I like to think I will come across updates sometime.

1. The person that used to wear adult diapers and piss themselves on the drive home from work as well as when smoking cigarettes on their patio. No update needed, I just don’t think I will ever forget them. I also look at passing drivers on the road, and wonder if they’re doing anything like that.

2. The lady that was a virgin when she married her husband but then decided to cheat on him with some Latin lover soccer type down in Florida. I wonder what became of them.

3. The man who was hacking his wife’s email and found out she was cheating with her running buddy. I wonder if he officially “caught” her.

4. The lady at the meat counter that said she used the little absorbent pads in packaged meats as sanitary napkins. Then brought them in to work and used them in the meat packages. I hope she was caught and would kill to be a fly on the wall when that conversation was going down.

5. I hope 36/F is hanging in there. We’re rooting for you girlfriend!

I love people and truly appreciate you all sharing your secrets.


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193,825 Someone is coming back to look at my house for the 4th time. Oh come on, buy it already! Or don't. But coming back 4 times is a little excessive.


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193,824 I work too hard and never get enough time to take care of my personal life. Today I'm wearing undies with holes because I haven't had a chance to do laundry. This place has no idea of the sacrifices I make.


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193,823 In chem lab while at college, I spilled a cancer causing agent on my hand. It was many years ago, but I still look at the brown mark and wonder if it will one day cut my life short...


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193,822 Everyone wants to fight. Go online. Say anything. Someone will try to argue. It's beyond absurd. People pull apart every word of a post hoping to find something where they can point a finger and claim you've done something so offensive that you deserve to be killed. Yesterday I too watched the conversations unfold on the unity march. How can people be fighting about a UNITY march? Does no one see the irony there? The world has gone mad!!!!


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193,821 I was in school when Columbine happened.  Lots of kids were total assholes to me and I was definitely one of the primary targets for bullying.  The bullying was exactly the reason I thought it might be nice to see them all dead.  Of course, I was sane and didn't do it and I had some people tell me it wasn't worth it.  Someone was nice to me and helped me out.  So all this hand wringing about how the kids shouldn't be responsible for the mental health of other students and how they shouldn't be told to be nice to others?  Bullshit.  You can't champion kids as being smart enough to walk out of school while also say they're too young to be responsible for their actions to their peers.

They -do- need to be held responsible for being total shits to their peers.

But on the flip side, I got sent to the counselor often at school and it amounted to nothing.  They wound up telling my parents (the source of my problems) that I felt suicidal and all it amounted to was my mom yelling at me about it and my dad feeling helpless.  The administration needs to get their shit together too.

Dumpster fire I think is the common terminology of late.

And I went through school nice, and didn't hit anyone.  I regret it.  Those fuckers weren't going to learn anything without violence and the only reason they tell you not to defend yourself is so they can save on paperwork.

Fucking hell I wish people didn't treat teenagers like they're total idiots.  They're not five anymore, they have the capacity to take responsibility and so does the administration.  The administration's only excuse is that they want to watch their asses for liability suits and that comes before the safety of anyone else.


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193,820 I post a lot of criticism online. All legal, just my opinions, but I'm sure it upsets some people, especially government people. Last night I fell asleep on the couch. I woke up in the middle of the night hearing a sound in another room. Whatever. I fell back asleep. Today I get up and reach below my desk to turn on my computer, the way I've done for years, and it's not there. I get on my hands and knees and take a look. My computer is there, but it has mysteriously moved back 6 inches from it's normal location. It was fine the night before when I turned it off. This sounds totally paranoid, but facts are facts, my computer was moved sometime in the night and I heard a noise at sometime in the night. Something's going on.


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193,819 I chuckle at the scenes in movies where a couple wakes up in the morning and immediately kisses. They would have bad breath and would not be smiling when kissing. It's as fake as when the movie mentions a phone number and it always starts with 555-


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193,817 The wife, the girlfriend, a friend, or a stranger at a club, they all have something in common. My dick in their mouth, without my approval.

There's nothing more awkward sexually to be accosted by a woman who wants sex, and won't take no for an answer. Sure, I love sex with women, but when we're both into it. I don't villify them, I just try to not be in that situation again. I love it when a woman makes me grab her boobs, ass, or pussy, but a forced blowjob is just weird. Don't do that.

Yeah it's techinacaly rape, but whatever. Make it up to me when I'm in the mood and we're all good.


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193,816 Ladies....ignore the nipples during sex, or suck/lick/savor them?


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193,815 I miss you Mike.😞 I thought you were liking me more and more... Guess I was wrong...


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193,814 It saddeneds me that Jennifer Lawrence is an alcoholic. She thinks it funny now but it's going to destroy her live later on. She's a beautiful girl but alcohol will make her ugly.


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193,813 I don't have the time for a girlfriend, but I want her to remember me forever, and cherish the fun we could have. I remember my first time having sex, it was good, awkward, but fun. I want to give her a memory like that.

The other day she said she sometimes thought about finding some random guy to use to get it out of the way. That made me sad. I wish she wanted me to teach her things and how to love her body, and how to make a man feel good.

Ah well, time for another cold shower to snap me back to reality.


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193,812 I've seen a lot of conservatives crying about liberals hating them and being rude to them lately.  Lately as in the last few years.

Personally, I find it a bit funny because I grew up with conservatives telling me to my face that I'm going to Hell, that I should be killed because I'm a woman who doesn't want children, that my partner should be shot and killed for what she is, that I should convert to Christianity or suffer the consequences.  All the while, they were telling liberals that they were pussies that couldn't stand up for themselves.

Now, marginalized groups are defending themselves and speaking up, taking the advice to stop being pussies.  And the conservatives can't handle it and can't understand that when they tell people to go to Hell or that they should die or lose their civilian rights, people are just going to rightly hate them right back.

C: "Go to Hell."

L: "No, fuck you."

C: "Why are you being so rude to me?!  I don't understand it!"

Ironically I used to be conservative-leaning, specifically around government assistance.  But then I got into a situation where I had no choice but to acquire welfare and I learned my hard lesson.  I was wrong.  Most of the people I grew up with who were also conservative have no idea what it's like.


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193,811 Another guy friend got brought to Court today by a crazy woman who thinks she can Sue him just because they broke up!  Hey Crazy women, just know you actually have to have legal reasons to Sue someone!!


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193,810 I'm pretty liberal and definitely socially progressive.

But damn, I saw some people ranting about how portraying Stephen Hawking able to leave his wheelchair in imagery for his death was ableist.  They were talking about how people who made those images were bigots.

??? Fuck man, you gotta go find bigger fish to fry.  Lou Gehrig's disease is terrifying and I'm pretty sure most people who have it would love to get out of their chairs to walk again.

There are -way- bigger problems to address than bullshit like that.  These people are just looking for reasons to get upset.

I would have respected a polite article detailing the ramifications of that subject even if I didn't agree with it, but no, they went straight into calling people bigots for trying to make a positive image.

Chill the fuck out.

In my opinion, it's a give and take.  Some people need to become more sensitive.  Other people need to grow thicker skins.


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193,809 I was a little ticked off at my husband. Then he slipped his hand under my shirt and brushed my nipple. I forgave him immediately.


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193,808 Too embarasing to ask anyone in real life. In the morning when I wake up, my breath smells like something died. Is there any way around this? Is there something people do the night before so they wake up fresher?


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193,807 I'd like to try a vodka enema.


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193,806 It's Pi Day. Google is commemorating this in their logo. They point out it is the 30th anniversary of Pi Day.

It is?

I celebrated Pi Day in high school 40 years ago.

But typical, I'd expect no less from millennials at Google. Hello guys, not everything is about how you perceive it. The world existed before you were born. Maybe there was a celebration in California 30 years ago, but here on the East Coast, we have been celebrating Pi Day long before you discovered it.


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193,805 I talk about my girlfriend quite often and Fortunately there is a good reason for this.  She is fucking hot, loves having sex and is an awesome individual.  I’ve noticed lately that I casually converse with friends about her upcoming boob job.  Obviously, just another way to brag about her.


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193,804 I told my husband I cheated on him. He didn't believe me. He thought I was just trying to get a rise out of him during an argument. Ha ha, the argument was about how he never listens. Point made.


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193,803 Being outside, playing outside, is such an outdated idea that not only has my town stopped building sidewalks. The town has actually been digging them up and removing them entirely. Thanks to electronics, we are no longer an outdoor culture. We are either in our homes, our cars, our schools or our stores.


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193,802 My son's high school took part in the memorial walkout today. Some of the parents started chatting online. They pointed out that students in neighboring towns also took part in their own walkouts, but the crowd at our high school was larger.

Yeah, we win! We won the walkout competition. We are better than the students in other towns!




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193,801 Girl Scout cookies are the work of the devil.


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193,800 My wife’s arguments are so divorced from reality that I’m beginning to think that she’s just fucking with me. How can someone be so fucking dumb.


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