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194,099 I just wanted to let you know, if you're out there, that I'm here.  I made a promise.  


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194,098 I feel like I'm self sabotaging again.


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194,097 I've never been to a professional sporting event. I live in New York City. We have baseball, basketball, football, and hockey(?). I've never seen a game. As you could imagine, being male,  not many guys talk to me at work.


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194,096 When I was in my twenties, sex was abundant for me. So many women. Life was great. I enjoyed it immensely. I assumed they enjoyed it too. It took me a few years to figure out they didn't really care for sex. They were looking for a husband. I fit the qualifications. There I was thinking they were genuinely interested in me as a person. There they were leading me on hoping to get a marriage contract out of it. I feel like I was honest about it.  I wanted sex and an emotional connection. I didn't try to make it out as something else. I feel like they were dishonest. They wanted marriage, but tried to camouflage it as something else.  


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194,095 My daughter deserves a better mother. One that doesn't break down and spend  all day crying in bed.


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194,094 I wish I were cool.


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194,093 Im sorry but if I don't recognize your number or is unknown, i don't answer it.  Most of the time is annoying telemarketers or people I have no desire to talk to it . If there's something important just leave a message otherwise I won't return your phone calls.


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194,092 Men , before you marry that pitchy vanilla white American Girl, please take a trip overseas somewhere and meet some women from other countries!  You can believe me now or you can believe me down-the-line.
Divorced, very happy M 49
Getting all the sex I want !




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194,091 Today I realized that it's entirely possible that I'm being "stalked" (more like secretly and strongly checked out) by an attractive woman half my age.

Thank you, God!


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194,090 Michael Jordan has and always will be a better ball player and person than Lebron James.
There I said it!


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194,089 Maybe I'm a butch, but when someone starts a gofundme for someone in a rough spot, I can relate. I understand struggle. It's rough out there.

HOWEVER, this girl needs strangers to give her money, because she has several children, and the bills are adding up?

Why do all these dumb women have so many children if ONE, they can't provide for them, and TWO they can't find a decent guy to settle down with, and THEN start a family with?

The stupidity is unreal. #notdonating


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194,088 I grew up up north. About as north as you can get on the highway. You can drive a couple of hours further; longer in the winter because of the ice roads. But if you want to go any further than that, you have to fly.

In elementary school, they taught us how to avoid falling through the ice and how to survive if you did fall through. They taught us how to avoid and how to survive a bear attack. When we got older and took driver's ed, they taught us specifically how to watch for and avoid moose because "hitting a moose is like hitting a brick wall."

Like all kids we spent the days outside, but I didn't live in town (technically I lived in "unorganized territories") so the road we lived on wasn't paved and there were no sidewalks. We rode our bikes on the dirt road, through the trails in the bush, down steep, tree-lined slopes. We climbed the rock cuts of the Canadian Shield, we canoed and we swam. All summer log we swam because we were surrounded by lakes. At night we would catch fireflies and play tag and tell ghost stories in the dark. When we got older and went to high school (there was only one high school that all the kids from the surrounding area attended) we would get together at night and we would pile into trucks and vans and drive out on the back roads into the bush or to a remote lake where we would generally build a fire and hang out and sometimes swim in the moonlight. When we got even older and we all came home from university in the summer (because there was no university in the area, we all had to leave) we would work at our minimum wage summer jobs then go to the beach. Sometimes we would go to the bar (there were 2 in the town) and afterward we would all drive out to a lake and go skinny dipping.

In the summer we were often (though not always) barefoot. Also the girls didn't always brush their hair. (I asked all of my female friends once and they all said they rarely did). But our hair was soft from the lake water, and lightened by the sun. In the winter, we wore sorels and snow pants and jackets, hats, warm mittens or gloves, sometimes balaclavas, children and adults alike. The idea of high heeled
boots was ridiculous. Even today, I can't bring myself to wear them, as stylish as they are. But we embraced the winter. We snow machined and ice fished. Indoor recess in elementary school started when it got to -30 (-22 F). We plugged in our cars at night so they would start the next morning.

We knew which plants were edible and which were not. We picked wild blueberries, raspberries, strawberries, mushrooms, rose hips, clover. We celebrated when someone we knew "got their moose." We ate moose, deer and fish. There was a lot of fishing.

I remember lying on my back with a group of friends in the snow on the frozen lake listening to the creepy noise of the water under us and watching the northern lights dance across the sky. We all knew the basic constellations; the Big Dipper, the Little Dipper, Orion, etc. The stars are much brighter without light pollution.

I remember walking home from my neighbour's house in the dark (it got dark early in the winter). The bright moon and stars, the snow banks higher than my waist, the scent of wood smoke and snow and the absolute stillness, the only sound the crunch of snow under my boots.

When I eventually moved to the city, I hated it. I felt so claustrophobic and suffocated by the sidewalks and concrete with the constant noise of traffic, even at night. How it never got completely dark because of all of the street lights and such. I hated the sweltering heat magnified by the asphalt and that nobody swam in the lake because it was too polluted. There are places you can swim, but they're crowded and heavily monitored. They close late afternoon and you sometimes have to pay. And strangely, I missed the brightness of the stars. Isn't that a strange thing to miss?

I have lived in the city for many years now and I have grown to like it and to appreciate the convenience of having everything so close and accessible. But when I go back "home" to visit, I feel like myself again. For a little while.


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194,087 I think in the near future small independent websites will go away. I already see it with ecommerce sites. Companies can no longer sell on their own, they need to go through Amazon. Also, independent chat rooms on their own websites are moving to Reddit or Facebook. You children will one day talk about the ancient times when there was more that 10 websites on the internet.


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194,086 I'm on a mission to reform trolls. I know there is a good person hiding in there somewhere.


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194,085 So, I’m on my second round of hormone pellets.
6 weeks in and my sex drive is now back through the roof, where it belongs.
Five really great orgasms within a 24 hour period AND I’m easily arroused too.
I AM BACK!!!  
Thanks Dr. T!!!!!
F/56


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194,084 First, let me put this in context: I work in IT in an office environment and have always had trouble with shyness around women and reading their body language.  Here's a question for the female contingent.  Often, when I show up to womens offices, the first thing they do is smile and stretch their arms over their heads.  This automatically thrusts out their breasts. Is this a natural time to stretch or are they expressing a reaction through body language?  

M, married  18 years.


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194,083 My wife was out doing some errands in town. She calls from her cell to say that now she is heading over to a neighboring town to do some shopping.

It's a town where some of her friends live. She often goes there and has lunch with them. I innocently ask, "Will you be meeting up with your friends?"

She immediately starts yelling. "What business is that of yours. You keeping tabs on me? You snooping around? You want to know if I'm meeting up with a boyfriend or something? How dare you fucking ask."

I didn't know what to say. I stuttered, "I... I... I was just asking to be friendly. I was making conversation. If you had said yes, I would have asked what restaurant and thought about what's good to eat there. You lashing out like that leaves me bewildered. It wasn't deserved."

"Fuck you it wasn't deserved. Stop asking about me!"

I viewed this as a total over reaction on her part. Honestly, I don't check up on her. I don't ever ask where she's going. I really was simply making conversation. She does whatever she wants. So this reaction of hers leaves me wondering if in fact I did stumble upon some rendezvous plan.


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194,082 I'm a 33-year old woman and I still get nervous around men I find attractive.  I fidget, stare straight ahead when I walk past them, ignore them, or I'll do a stupid little bounce when I stand near them, or if I'm sitting down I bounce my leg up and down.  I had an attractive man hold the door for me today.  At first I smiled at him, and then I shut down and walked straight through the door and ignored him without even saying thanks.  He probably thinks I'm an asshole.  It's like I'm still a teenager.  You would think by now I would be more confident.


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194,081 I've never been able to give a woman an orgasm through vaginal intercourse. Oral sex yes. But never vaginal sex. Seems like the parts don't fit together the right way. I assume clitoral stimulation is needed. That works with oral. But with vaginal intercourse, I don't think a penis rubs against a clitoris. Am I getting this wrong?


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194,080 Just yesterday, I checked out one of my favorite animal sex porn sites, and there's this gorgeous young brunette getting pounded by a german shepard. So the dog drops a huge nut in her pussy and pulls out, then all that goo squirts out of her hole, so she gets down on all four and licks the dog cum up off the floor!
As soon as the video ended, a link popped up to another of her videos - this time, she's getting nailed in the ass by the same dog. As soon as he starts to cum, she pulls forward, spins around and deep-throats him, even though you can clearly see clumps of her poop all over his dick! All I could think is; "I need to find this woman and MARRY her!"


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194,079 I wish we could go back to the end of World War II and start over. Clearly the steps the world has taken since then didn't work out very well. We need a do over.


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194,078 My doctor wants me to come in for a checkup twice a year. He says he won't renew my prescription unless I do this. My insurance only covers once a year. This seems very unfair to me. I feel like I'm being strong-armed into giving the doctor more money.


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194,077 I’m prepared to forget all that stuff that happened and just move forward if you are?!?!?!   I won’t be saying sorry as I would expect you to feel the same way. So let’s just pretend that whole few weeks never happened. What do you say??? I know you’ll know exactly who this is!!!! I’ve reached out so the balls in your court now.....


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194,076 I want to say something mean, not even that mean. just the truth about how I feel. I have nowhere to say this. Its not a big deal but weighs on me. What it looks like is me sitting in my room slapping myself on the forehead " doh!". I went unto my Instagram and there is this girl ( an annoying friend) who is always so competitive in everything. You know, its only the really competitive people that ask you, " do you ever feel like maybe you always feel like you have to beat the next person?" No, bitch. you do. I know this is projection because an older family member thought I was competition once, but I just wanted this persons love. anyway, so back to the annoying thing. I feel horrified reading her posts that are laden with BANALITY. just really cheesy, corny, cliches that are supposed to make a really likable person. I don't even mean " life is fun" or something simple, I mean stuff that is supposed to make her seem like a GOOD COOL PERSON. you know, those people who say cool Politically correct stuff just to be on point. ugh. ew. good for her, if she's like able, but damn so fake. Like I said, I don't wish to hurt anyones feelings or talk shit about anyone so I have nowhere else to express how much this annoys me. TRITE, CLICHES, CORNY, CHEESY and how selfish she is. You know, the type of people to want to grab as many cool photos to post on their Instagram, past dignity. The kind of people to wake up sleeping animals to they could play with them. ( now I'm thinking of others) The kind of people to grab you, and introduce you to their friends to show off how they talked to a certain type of girl. The type of people so desperate to be cool and then the hoards of followers who think " omg, so cool. right on". What is totally wacky and insane is that I can see my other friend likes this post and its not the fact that there is a "like" its that I am sitting back in my room, rolling my eyes at how simple they have made having wisdom in life mean. the competition part comes in that I posted a photo of a cool book I'm ready and because I love the idea of something, how skilled this writer is. I am pretty sure shortly thereafter, she posted a John Lennon quote ( even if its not this time, its other activities that are specific) and she got many likes, much more than me anyway!!I mean, how can she concieve in her brain its the same thing? how can she miss the point of the amazing piece of obscure brilliance of the writer I posted and only see likes? and how a post can reflect on how likeable she is?   How a person can just pretend they are wise by putting up a quote that supposedly deep but is really a crock of shit. yeah, its like the cult of being cool. Its a John Lennon quote about being happy and nothing else liked by people who are materialistic, desperate to be cool, greedy, narcassistic, cult of positivity people. . no offense. yuck. U can like those people. To each their own. I do not prefer the company. I don't know, I've become increasingly misanthropic even though people think Im a flirty, sweet sunshine pumpkin pie.life is so ironic man.


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194,075 Well this is bad.  I was trimming my pubic hair and ended up cutting my nut sac with the scissors. Now everything down there is swollen and sore. It's clearly infected. Fuck me. What am I supposed to do, go to the doctor and show him my nuts. Not happening. My nuts will probably be falling off soon.


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194,074 I think some parents believe that if you kiss up to school officials your children will get higher grades on their report cards.

...eye roll...

How about getting higher grades the old fashion way, earn them!  Get your children to do their homework and study hard. Stop trying to game the system!


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194,073 I'm male. I cut my own hair. I've become quite good at it. Saves me $25 every month.


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194,072 I read to escape my reality. Has been my coping mechanism since I learned to read. Libraries were wonderful places to me as a child and even now. Nothing calms me as much as walking in to a library or an old book store and smelling all my old book friends.


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194,071 I thought we could post pictures here I really wanna show the girl at the gym, ass hanging out, begging for attention. She is gonna get jumped sometime, and she's asking for it.


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194,070 I'm VERY excited to lose my virginity, even if it is to a total douche. A little nervous though because I have no clue what I'm doing!!!!!
-F,20


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194,069 I'm worried that I won't be happy with you long term. I worry that I will get bored, I won't be challenged mentally as much as I need to be. I like you, but i worry.


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194,068 I have an extended family member who is soooo irritating.  We are related through marriage. I try to stay away from her as much as possible, but there are times it can't be avoided. What do you do with a person like this? How do I get her out of my life?


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194,067 I followed the map on my phone and ended up driving along a golf cart path at a fancy country club. The golfers were not pleased. I received endless dirty looks. I'm still embarrassed about the whole thing.


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194,066 My wife went to confession for two hours...

That tells me a lot.


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194,065 I'm going to file a lawsuit against my ex to sell or refinance the house.
He has no idea it's coming and I'm going to win.


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194,064 Here's a little inside secret for you:

Do not EVER SELL YOUR PRODUCTS ON AMAZON. I've been working with them for years and let me tell you something, they could give a fuck about you. Unless you're a big name like "Sony" they will suck you dry for every penny, and completely turn their backs on you once you need their help. The company is a cesspool for sellers and a wet dream for buyers. Do not EVER become partners with Amazon.

Want to sell on Amazon? GO FBA. You control the prices, the content, inventory, almost everything. But once you become "Shipped and Sold by Amazon" they'll just fuck you, and once your company isnt making enough money to justify the screentime, "Either raise your prices or get the fuck off our site".

I wish there was an alternative but at this point they're far too big, and they only care about companies that are far too big. If you're just starting out, be prepared to get attacked on every front. Fake reviews with +10 helpful votes the second they go up, price increases without any forewarning, 3rd party sellers scalping your customers, EVERYTHING.

Unless you can just shit money onto Amazons pimpled face, they are a pyramid scheme, and once they've sucked the life out of your company, they'll drop your ass harder than a two dollar whore.

Say it with me: FUCK AMAZON!


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194,063 Now that Craigslist personals is down, I am going to have to find another way to collect photos of strangers engaged in sex acts or exposing themselves.


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194,062 I was once told that when using a knife, you need to slash your opponent, not stab, but slash. How did this person know? It has always creeped me out.


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194,061 I can always tell right before a herpes breakout. It gets real sore, tender.  I took my medicine like a good patient.


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194,060 I spilled coffee on my pants during my morning commute. I’m about to walk into work looking like I pissed myself. Hope nobody notices.


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194,059 I don’t know why he has to be so mean to me. He acts like I’ve committed some atrocity. I’ve never been dishonest, I’ve never cheated, I’ve always been a hard worker, he’s never had to come him to a messy house, plus I’ve worked in between raising well-behaved and smart kids, I keep myself looking good, I pursue my education in order to make more income for our family, and I’m ready and willing to try anything and everything sexually.

Yet, he treats me like a nuisance. He pressures me to make all the decisions, yet he hates me because I make the best decisions for the family. He wants all the money for himself, and he’s bitter because I pay bills and buy necessities with it. I literally allot 95% of excess funds to him. But it’s not enough. I wish he’d realize that he stands more to lose than I do if he loses me.


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194,058 I’ll never understand people’s obsession with having kids, and building a family.  It’s so cliché, and some of you end up so fucking miserable. But then again, it is free entertainment for people like me. Carry-on, and fuck away. Also, make sure to update us on Facebook when your divorce is finalized. That’s the cherry on top of the cake for me.
:)


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194,057 Hey 194,047 - I hope it all works out for you; what an exciting time in your life!! Please post how everything goes. Fingers crossed for you by a stranger from afar.


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194,056 Wow the moment I felt like a loser .doing laundry at a laundromat and a woman with about 5 kids and the daughter was rolling a cart hitting me.


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194,055 My wife doesn't know what a pink pussy hat is. She says she's never heard the term before.

How can it be that someone not in a coma for the past year hasn't heard of a pink pussy hat?

I guess I shouldn't be surprised. This is the same woman who a few years ago thought the president's name was Osama.


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194,054 I own a property that I want to sell. It has always troubled me that a real estate broker gets so much money for doing what I think is relatively little. I decided to investigate selling the home myself. I googled it and found a chat board where the idea is discussed. A homeowner asked what it would take for her to sell her own house.

Many real estate brokers responded -- with an obnoxious tone. They were condescending to the woman. They compared themselves to doctors -- asking if you ever do heart surgery on yourself?

Come now, selling a house yourself isn't like performing open heart surgery on yourself. I think that is a very large exaggeration.

Anyway, in the end I was so put off by what I thought were arrogant responses from the brokers, that they completely convinced to never hire a real estate broker. Big back fire on their part.


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194,053 A young woman started working in my company.  When she was new, we were buddies.  We'd hang out together for lunch and chat about everything under the sun.  We were strictly platonic.  Four months after she started, I texted her one night asking how she was doing.  She replied the next day and told me to stop harassing her.  It was then that I realized she had stopped replying to my texts for the previous month.

I guess she needed to lean on somebody to get through the first few months at a new job.  When she learned the ropes, I was no longer useful to her.

I deleted her number, unfriended her from Facebook, and stopped communicating with her on anything other than work matters.

Fuck you, bitch.


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194,051 I took a digital pregnancy test and got a god damned question mark. Seriously? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?!


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194,050 My daughter has stomach issues. Always has. Doctor says it’s for no special reason. Today she had bad stomach pain but didn’t tell me until right now. Her doctors office is closed. It’s in the right lower side and when she touches it, it hurts.
I can’t decide if I need to take her to the hospital or not.
On one hand, it’s better safe than sorry and it could be her appendix.
On the other hand if it’s her usual stomach thing I don’t have the money for the hospital even though I have insurance.
I’m 99% sure I’m going to take her but it makes me sick to my stomach that I’m even thinking about it because I’m worried about money.
What kind of life is this???


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194,049 I'm pretty sure it's about time to admit to myself that life isn't getting any better and just focus on a plan to kill myself.

Fuck life. My life, anyway.


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194,048 Fantasy: we're sitting around getting high and eventually I lay back on the floor. You're stoned too and lay down on top of me and grind into me. Eventually, we fuck.


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194,047 Five years ago I had an idea for something that makes life a bit easier in some ways.  The idea came because something annoyed me in daily life, and one day I wondered why there wasn't an easier way of doing things.  I spent some time turning my idea into an invention.  It took a lot of time to perfect, but there was no real cost to making it.  I made maybe 50 of them and gave some of them to my friends for a few bucks, mostly just to recoup the cost.  They were well received by my friends, so I spent some money to get it patented.  A longtime friend who's a lawyer liked it so much that he helped arrange the patent application for free, saving me a few thousand dollars.  The patent clerk said there was really nothing out there like it.  I keep the rest in the trunk of my car to give to strangers if they're interested.  Over the last two years I gave away maybe 25 of them.  Not much at all.  Sometimes I forget they're even in the trunk of my car.  I was just proud to have done something cool.

Meanwhile, I'm getting old.  I turn 50 this year.  I have no real retirement.  I have kids to put through college.  I'm afraid of needing to work the rest of my life, and never having any time to just enjoy this world or to watch my kids grow up.  Some people on my team here at work are fucking up and it's making the rest of us look bad, and it might cost us our contract.  I can't be jobless again. We're still heavily in debt from the last time I was unemployed.  I'll be working the rest of my life.

A month ago someone contacted me.  It was a guy, a friend of a friend, who I gave one of my inventions to.  He showed it to a close friend of his who was going to a corporate function where a CEO of a major corporation would be.  This guy took it with him and spent a minute showing the CEO what I had made.  I was told the CEO's mouth dropped when he saw it.  The CEO said it could make his company a half a billion dollars.

The CEO wants to meet with me personally to talk about mass producing it.  I have the intellectual property, and he has the means of producing it and getting it out to the world.  I guess he's afraid I'll take my cheap little widget elsewhere, but it's not like I have scores of companies at my front door looking for this.

For the first time in my life I find myself seriously sketching out how I'm going to pay off my debt, put my kids through college, and retire in five years.  My very cautious wife is even suggesting things we could do with the money, and she's never acted like we might one day get some serious money in.  I just hope this works out.


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194,046 About 600,000 people attended Trump's inauguration.

Media:  Trump can't get people to show up!

About 600,000 people attended the March for Our Lives.

Media:  OMG BIGGEST MOST IMPORTANTEST RALLY EVAHHHHHH!!!




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194,045 I start my days on Mondays-Fridays by telling myself not to drink the “pesticide coffee” at work. I am already bringing in a Yetti full of 16oz worth of organic coffee. If that ends up not doing the trick enough and I drink the school coffee (we know they’re not springing for organic) I immediately start beating myself up. This begins before 8am.

Then that message will follow through for the rest of the day, well you drank the pesticide coffee, from here does it really matter what goes in your mouth. You already f*cked up.

My life is a continuous spinning wheel of beating myself up.

I want that voice in my head to die. I’m exhausted already, I’m trying, I’m doing my best. Leave me alone. Piss off. Go scratch and sniff!

That voice that constantly tells me I’m failing... is there a surgery for the removal of this? Is it yoga? Meditation? Affirmations?

Please advise.


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194,044 I really feel some kind of way today.  Our big, fat albino tootie-fruity frog, who kept eating up our expensive fish was finally fed to the cat today.  He added interest to the aquarium and I really liked having him, but he ate everything in sight sooner or later.  He even ate his brother (or sister) about a year ago.  Since then, we have lost almost a hundred dollars worth of fish to him.  He would just snatch up some innocent whenever he took a notion.  So, now he knows how it felt to be a part of the food chain.  I do feel a little like a killer today though.  

Oh, well, the time machine is broken, so can't undo.  Acceptance.


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194,043 When there is a large gathering of people, I will be hidden in the shadows at the back of the room. I don't like to be seen.


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194,042 Bill Burr is right, there is an epidemic of gold diggin whores.... Then again dudes can be total dicks. Cant they all just hook up and leave the rest of us out of it?


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194,041 I am a volunteer soccer coach in my town. I was supposed to attend a coaches info session recently, but when I looked at the sign-up sheet, I noticed the name of a guy I blew a few years ago off of craigslist M4M. (It was supposed to be an anonymous hook-up, but for some reason he used an email address with his real name in it.). Needless to say, I didn't attend. That would have been just a little bit awkward.


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194,040 I don't know, twice a year my wife and I have an argument. The general pattern is she does something wrong, like she spends more than she should. I tell her it's not fair to the family. She gets mad. You gotta love that, she overspends and then she gets mad at me.

But it gets worse. When she's mad for a few days, she calls up her friends and tells them what am awful person I am. So that's their impression of me, I'm awful.

My marriage stinks. It's not about love and support. It's about a childish woman doing whatever she wants and smearing me to cover up her own selfishness.


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194,039 Stormy Daniels is a whore.  What is her agenda?  She took the money and still didn't keep quiet.  I'm sick of hearing stories from sluts like her.


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194,038 I had a great dream last night.   I met a great woman who loved me and we did things together.   We made out.   It was fun.

Then I woke up.

M/50. Married.


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194,037 I don’t know what to do about my relationship. It’s been eating away at me and there’s no one who I feel I can talk to about it. My boyfriend loves me and is good to me. He does a lot for me and helps me when I need it, and I do the sam for him. I love him, but I’m not in love with him. His depression and anxiety is wearing away at our relationship. It’s a heavy burden because I have mental health issues of my own that I have under contol because I’m getting treatment. He won’t take medication even though it would help him. He won’t find a new therapist and stays with the same one who isn’t helping him. I feel like a horrible person for finding myself unable to handle his issues that he himself isn’t handling properly. He lies in bed and does little to help himself. I don’t know what to do. If I leave, I’m scared he’ll try to hurt himself or worse. If I talk to anyone about how I’m feeling, all I’ll hear about is how he’s good to me, and I should feel lucky to have a man like that, and how I shouldn’t be so selfish as to leave him when he needs me there the most. I’ll probably also hear about how all relationships go through rocky periods and I just need to be patient. All of this will make me feel even more guilty than I already do.

If I leave him, that will be it for my romantic life because I’m too busy with grad school and my job and my friends have fallen away over the years when they moved. I don’t have a social life anymore, and he doesn’t have one either. I don’t want to be alone, but I don’t want a burdensome, unenjoyable relationship either. I don’t want to hurt anyone, and I often avoid hurting others at the expense of my own happiness and fulfillment. I don’t know what to do. I just don’t know what to do. So I maintain the status quote.


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194,036 Working in the hospital is so stressful. I can appreciate that we all have stressful jobs, but your 9 to 5 is a lot different than my 7 to 7, i can guarantee you that.


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194,035 Having this guy I don't like as a person who desperately wants to fuck me makes me realize how badly I want a boyfriend.


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194,034 I met someone who dated her ex boyfriend. She said he was a coke dealer/addict.

So her new found peace and meaning that she hadn't known in 14 years or whatever was with an abusive coke addict. (And he is back on the market, lol)

I'm not perfect but I take great pleasure in knowing I was right. I deserve a pat on the back.


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194,033 My wife keeps telling me how horny she is. She brings up the subject of me watching her suck&fuck my friend, then of having her BFF give me the same treatment. She keeps saying how she wants to find a woman to do both me and her, but yet she has never followed through with her end of the deal.

I've showed her illegally taken video of the men's shower at the gym, but she hasn't repaid that debt. I wish she would send me a video of her gym's showers. She's gotten at least fifty dick pics in her email/chat, but I've seen zero extra boobs. She's flashed about 7 guys, and we're almost even since she talked one girl into letting me see an enhanced cleavage shot - but no full boobs.

My wife is fairly shy in bed, but she wants to live it up outside of our home, but yet I'm not allowed one tenth of the pleasure she has. I'm about done with this shit. She wants an "open" relationship, but yet the only "open" she allows is her thighs. Just like before, in our old version of marriage, she hates the fact that I want to fuck her, or even dare to touch my dick when I'm not peeing.

We used to have sex ten times a week, but then we got married. It went to twice a week, then twice a month, and now we're at twice a year. She used to (act like she) love sex. But now? Meh. Until she wants new dick, because my paycheck sucks, and she stopped.

Fucking pyrite-digging women are never satisfied.


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194,032 I wish I had someone to fuck right now that I actually liked as a person.


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194,031 Death is an endless peaceful sleep.
Nothing to worry about.

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194,030 I'm not smart, kinda dumb actually. But, I keep my mouth shut and people think I'm smart. I have them fooled!


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194,029 I'm a middle aged 40-something man. usually the strong silent type. I have one(well, 2, but I'll only list one here) very overwhelming fear.
I am very fearful or maybe it's anxiousness, of what happens AFTER we die. I can handle pain, and how to die...no problem...but just the thought and all the contradictions, and knowing it's just around the corner for me is paralyzing, I dwell on it, have a hard time breathing, get sweaty, ...all that.
If it sneaks into my head or I somehow get reminded of it, I freak, I have to do something to calm down, work, music, think of other stuff, somehow get it out of my mind. I have tried to talk to my wife, and she says it's no big deal and I should just get over it, not an easy thing to do, Sometimes, I have the thoughts late at night, and just go to the bathroom to calm myself down.
The worse thing is, it's getting more and more often, and I don't know how to deal with it.
Sorry this was a jumbled mess, thanks for reading, It was extremely tough to write.



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194,028 Secret:

If you are extremely nice to your librarian, you don't have to pay a late fee for an overdue book or movie.

Signed, your local librarian. :)


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194,027 Whew... I posted -891 last week about drunkenly texting my friend's hot 18-year old daughter by "mistake."  I was dreading seeing my friend and the spouse today at church.  I was running excuses through my head, wondering if my "excuse" would seem believable.

Looked them both in the eye this morning and smiled and said hello, and they smiled back and said hi and went on their way.

Talk about a weight lifted off my shoulders.  It's obvious neither of them had any clue it happened.  The daughter must have just ignored the text and deleted it.

I am never, ever doing that again.  Talk about a close call.



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194,026   I rarely ever cry or feel any sort of deep emotion...the only time I do is if it involves a kid or a helpless animal.

Years ago my grandmother died. I went to the funeral...nothing

My dad died. No tears, no real feelings at all (he was kinda a dick to me, my wife and kids)I could never say that though)) and my mother and siblings were so mad at me about not crying...I couldn't help it

I've seen movies where everyone in the room was balling. I sit by myself, hoping no one notices that I'm not tearing up.

I've found it best to ball up all those feelings, fears and thoughts real tight, and shove them way down deep inside. Because, let's be honest no one really cares enough for me to hear that stuff from me...plus it's not manly for a grown man to burden anyone.

Although, writing this was somewhat therapeutic.

47M  



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194,025 My secret musings:  So the protestors in Washington demand fewer guns in society because they feel at risk and it is possible that someone could carry a gun into their gun-free zone., Having more firearm restrictions would make them safer, i.e., Make certain guns illegal, limit ownership to people over 21.

Nine teenagers die each day from texting and driving.  So isn't the logical progression that cell phones should not be legal for people under 21?  They are far more deadly than AR-15s!

Or how about we find out which model of cars are being driven or phones being used most frequently in these crashes, and make them illegal?

Be very careful about giving up ANY freedoms.  Once gone, you won't get them back.



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194,024 Time costs you nothing, but it’s the most precious gift that you can give.

I don’t volunteer to be an asshole. I volunteer to be a little less of one.

I don’t brag about it, but it’s not something I hide either.

It’s rewarding and feels good and you meet the coolest people.

It gets me out of my own way, which I am often in.


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194,023 I'm depressed and unhappy. My parents don't help much. They are very toxic. They both yell and berate me daily. I have the solution to stop my depression. This year I will make my parents so physically ill they'll have to check out.
Each one of my parents are worth more dead.
I have a five million inheritance coming to me if only "one" of them are dismissed. I'l take my money and move on a beautiful island with my puppies. I might go hunting with my dad and make it look like a hunting accident. My mother is already sick and dyeing. Maybe this loneliness is prepping me for something greater.
I don't know just a thought.

Sincerely,
The forgotten One


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194,022 I've leaned left all my life, it was my upbringing as an urbanite who benefited from public school and other programs to become a contributing member of society. I've recently have gotten into hunting and shooting sports, not something I've ever been exposed to in my upbringing but I really like it. It looks like it's a secret and I wonder if it is, so tell me: is it possible not to be either extreme? Do you either have to be a gun hater or pro 2A to the degree that either side seems unreasonable? Or are there many people like me that believe there should be reasonable gun laws so people like me can enjoy shooting sports and everyone else can go to movies, concerts and school with out having to worry about being mowed down by a gun toting lunatic? And if so, how do we make our voices heard so we can solve the problem of unnecessary gun deaths (homocide and suicide?)


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194,021 Plan B is nothing but a way to spread more diseases I actually know a girl that was shocked she got an STD because she said she took plan B


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194,020 I hate to burst anyone's bubble, but when you post a picture of yourself online and your friends respond and say you look so pretty, it's a lie. They are just saying something nice so they can look like supportive friends. You know this is true.


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194,019 In America, if you are successful, or if people think you have money, you are hated. Doesn't matter if you are a good person. Doesn't matter if you help people. If people think you have something they don't, you are despised and mocked and maligned.


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194,018 A lot times mostly weekend I close all the blinds on my condominium, not because I'm a hermit or don't like people but I do it so I can walk around in my skimpy shorts and bra less .  You would never caught me outside wearing this kind of outfits outside my home it's nice to be practilly naked in the comfort of your house.  


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194,017 A gay son is better than a dead son. A transgender daughter is better than a dead daughter. Remember that, parents, when you feel you can’t accept your child as they want to live.


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194,016 I'm surprised solar panels aren't stolen. They are often located in a field and obviously outdoors. They are also expensive. What's to stop a smart criminal from going there with a wrench in the middle of the night and taking the panels?


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194,015 I think they are misspelling it. It's not a pussy hat. It's a pussy hate.


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194,014 In high school, when I was a junior, there was a girl I liked. She was also a junior. I got up the nerve to ask her to go to the junior prom. She said she'd think about it. I then found out another guy also asked her to go. After a few days she made her decision. She chose him. Pow that hurt.

A few days later the girl's sister came up to me. She was a senior, so a year older than me. She asked if I'd like to go into town with her after school and grab some pizza. I said yes.

We had our pizza and then she suggested we go for a walk on the trail by the lake. We ended up sitting on a bench. She kissed me. I kissed her. She placed my hand on her boob. She undid my pants and fondled me. She then bent down and sucked on me until I came in her mouth - which took all of a minute haha.  

We never really got together again. By a few weeks later she had graduated and soon after went to college.

I still don't understand what that was about. She felt bad her sister dissed me, so she gave me a mercy blowjob? Or was it some kind of sister rivalry? I just don't know, but to this day I think fondly of the older sister. Thanks L.


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194,013 When I was growing up, there was a mean old lady on my block. She complained about everything. If a baseball landed in her yard, she'd come out armed with a broom. If we played capture the flag and cut through her yard, she'd call the police. She terrified the little kids on the block. I wondered how she got that way.

Also when growing up, my mother was constantly mean to my dad. Eventually they divorced. They never spoke to each other again. My dad didn't think twice about it. He went on with his life and was quite fun to be with in his later years. My mom on the other hand went into isolation. She stayed in the house and peered out the window. She complained about everyone. The mailman was unpleasant. The lawn mower across the street was too loud. So and so doesn't shovel the snow on their driveway.  She talked about getting a guard dog to scare away the girl scouts selling cookies. She became the new mean old lady on the block.

And that's how it happens.

Ladies, you may think you're clever giving your husbands a hard time, but your fate awaits.


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194,012 I have this friend who posts picture after picture of herself looking painfully bored and angry. The pictures convey a message that everyone else aside from her is a stupid idiot. What is the point of that exactly? It's a turn off. You think a guy will see you looking so down and snarly and it will ignite the spark of love in his groin? Get real sister. You look like someone I'd never want to hang out with.


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194,011 One of the main reasons we stopped being friends is every time I would try to have an interesting conversation with you, you would shoot it down. You were never interested in talking about anything but your problems.
I’m not your therapist.


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194,010 I over paid for my house. I see it now when I'm trying to sell.


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194,009 The anti-gun protests yesterday quickly turned into anti Trump rallies.

Wrong approach. Make this a partisan issue and you won't bring about change.


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194,008 I don't want to be married anymore.


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194,007 Do not be sad to grow old -
Few have that privilege


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194,006 I just turned 39. Like 17 minutes ago.

I didn’t think I would feel old... but I  do.


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194,005 I'm having a rough Saturday night .I miss you Sheila that probably makes you happy inside, but it makes me sad


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194,004 I miss you.  I'm sorry.


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194,003 My father went and found himself a new family. So much for daddy’s little girl


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194,002 Okay, just so I get it straight, this is the idea:

1) Guy with a gun runs into a classroom.
2) Guy with gun starts shooting up classroom.
3) Students who have not yet been shot must run around students who have been shot so they can make it somewhere in the classroom where a bucket filled with stones is located.
4) Students must crowd around a bucket while they're being shot.
5) Students being shot must reach into the bucket, grab a stone, and throw it at the shooter.

These are the people claiming they should make gun control policies?  Who the fuck thinks up of this shit?  And who the fuck thinks this idea would work?

You know the gun grabbers are in a panic when they think this is a good idea.



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194,001 George Clooney took part in an anti-gun protest today.

How many gun movies has he been in?


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194,000 The most annoying thing about spring is that I can't pee off the back porch as much. Most people can't stand being outside when it's 25 degrees, and my neighbors blinds/windows/doors are always closed. When I get the urge, I stand off to the side, mostly out of sight, piss in the yard, and I'm all good. But noooooo... Not now. They are excited about the longer daylight hours, the warm, the airing out the house. Now there are witnesses. I can't randomly whip out my junk and empty my bladder because I don't want to get caught.

(first world problems, I know...)


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